Oct 25 2007David Copperfield allegedly tried to bribe victim

first!

creepy!

What a loser.
Shazzaam - you're busted dipshit.

Sounds like he made something disappear!

Is the girl in the pic the girl making the accusations? She's a pretty girl. "Coppafeel" is a creepy guy, but I wonder if the allegations are true or if she's just trying to cash in. Somehow I could see him doing it though. If not, it sucks to be him.

Shit I would love to be raped for 2 Million dollars !

This woman went to "a party" a Copperfield's home in the Bahamas...BY HERSELF...and didn't think anything was "odd?" What did she think, he was going to give her a private magic show?! Seems to me David made this woman's common sense disappear?! Idiot.

Oh yeh, it sucks to be her too if she really had "the intercourse" with him...ick.

It's consistent with the post from yesterday and sounds like a pretty rock solid case. Looks like Mr. Copperfield's going to be practicing his magic act from behind bars someplace.

#6 Seriously. I would even get raped for $1 Million.

Hell i get raped for $20.00 downtown.

hello, #7....she went to what she thought was a party. as soon as she got there and realized there were no other guests, she was scared and wanted to leave.

"She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, "

did you not read anything other than the title of this post????

He made his cock disappear in her wet pussy and filled it with his gay jiz.

He's a worthless creep. The only person he needs to be having sex with would be Cris Angel.. After hiding the hot dogs they could show each other the magazines they purchased their magic tricks from and then go in the bathroom and share a bottle of elvis jet black Loving Care.

I wonder if they'll let him have a deck of shaved cards in his cell to entertain the inmates.

6, 7, and 10- You are all fucking idiots. I hope your dicks fall off.

OK here is what I don't get,. she says she is raped in the Bahamas, then flies all the way back to Seattle without taking a shower to report him to the police. 1st off should this be handled by the Bahamian authorities, and second I'll bet she smelled like a dead fish if you sat next to her on the plane for 5 hours

figures that someone with a god complex would have rape fantasies

He could do me for 2 million.

Yeah right, like the whore wouldn;t sleep with a millionaire? Who is she kidding?
And why would he rape her if she didnt want to have sex with him, he can have any chick he wants with his money. Give me a break and shut the fuck up lying cunt.

Prison Guard: Right this way Mr. Copperfied. Here's your cell and your new cell mate, Bull. Bull plays noseguard on the prison football team. He's in here for 5 murders. Luckily, he only kills rich white effeminate men. Say hello, Bull.

Bull: Hey, pretty boy. I hear you like magic. I'm going to show you how to make 14 inches of penis disappear.

If she was trying to cash in, wouldn't she have just stopped talking to the FBI and taken the 2 million?

#7 "People" go to "lavish" "parties" all the time without being "raped".

You probably don't, but putting words in quotes doesn't make them suddenly fraught with new significance. Unless you're a magician.

@17 You beat me to it, my thoughts exactly. I'm in no means condoning rape, nor calling her a liar but how could she stand being in that state on the flight all the way back to Seattle?

It's just the natural order of things. I mean, things were so out of whack when he hooked up with Claudia Schiffer. And now they are getting back to normal. It's not nice to fool mother nature.

The bitch asked for it. This is what she wanted so he gave it to her.

I guess $2 million was not enough, eh? Gold digger.

I bet his new cellmate will make something disappear too once David is locked up.

I wonder if he'll share a cell with Doug Henning.

Wait a minute, Doug Henning isn't in jail? What kind of a sick world do we live in anyway??

He probably did rape her, but he's famous and has money, so nothing is going to come of this.

More celebrity justice.

Why is the FBI Involved in a crime committed in the Bahamas?? Something does nto add up here folks. And why were the Bahamian police not involved? If the crime was committed there, it will have to be prosecuted there. Has to be more than a rape in a foreign land going on here.

I have such a small dick. I call myself dickydo. My belly sticks out further than my dicky do. I'm a sad sad little creepy psycho.

OMG, he's morphing in to Jackie Mason!

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Stoopid enough to get on the plane without cleaning up. Stoopid enough NOT to except the $2mil cool hard cash.

Hell hath no fury . . .

(bet she wishes she'd taken the money pretty soon - of course, civil penalties could go MUCH higher than $2mil - but she'll have to go through a few hoops, of course)

of course, she will get her dignity ba . . . wait a minute . . . didn't she go to the Bahamas to hang out with David Copperfield? Scratch that dignity comment.

whoa whoa whoa, #20. for real? according to that logic, all women are just gold digging whores. as cute as blanket statements are, it kind of makes me wonder if after you pull out, you spit on her tears and say "if i were a millionaire, you slutty cunts would never put up such a fight!" then you write another angry, tear-stained letter to your alcoholic mother, convinced that one day, when you're well-laid millionaire, you'll hire a private investigator and finally get an address to mail them all to.

it's okay, a dream is a wish your heart makes!

This is BS. He was just trying to show her his famous magic trick where he makes his penis head disappear between her vagina lips. He makes is disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear, etc. etc.

Whoever wrote this column really sucks at the rape jokes.

Try harder next time.

P.S...

#18 is right on the money!

When Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, then looked up her skirt when she was not visible, I hear the bitch held out for $3 million and an annual trip to the Banahas...and got it...this Seattle chick is a rookie.

She left the beast's "mark" all over her face. How bad would it suck to have shitty Copperfield's sperm all over your face for a day or two. Gross. I wonder if The Cop's sodomized the poor-girl anally? I would have. You're gonna go all the way and rape somebody. Might as well do it right. By right I mean "anal". A raping just isn't complete with out the tearing of the victim's rectum.

Didn't you see Copperfield escape from Alcatraz back in the '80s? Even if he's convicted, there isn't a prison that can hold him!

She must be really rich or a Nun since any other woman would take the money and have bragging rights to boot! Think of all the shoes she could've bought.

#20 - are you fucking joking?

'And why would he rape her if she didnt want to have sex with him'

fucking idiot

#40 - I'm doubting she would want to brag about having sex with Copperfield. He now has a striking resemblance to one of the Pep Boys. Moe, I think. It would be tough to brag about bagging that.

Apparently there was no 2 million. So its all bullshit! According to the feds.

haha, abracadabra!

bragging rights??? yeah man, after i was raped, i got this sweet t-shirt that said "I'm a rape victim! Ask me how!" because they were all out of the "Honk if you want to rape me! I'm a pro!" bumper stickers.

you're a douchebag.

I expect that there was consensual sex in the Bahamas and that things went sour afterward. She had expectations of more than a one-night-stand, and perhaps he led her to believe that it would be more... When she realised she had been used, she was understandably angry and decided to take revenge by extorting cash from him under the threat of a rape accusation. At some point, she decided that she'd rather see him accused and humiliated and falsely reported that she had been raped and that he had tried to buy her silence.
You know what they say about a woman scorned...

First of all this man is a fucking ugly loser can we all agree on that or do you guys get little hardons for him cause "he can do magic" like your next door neighbor who made his 60 year old penis disappear in your mouth when you were young?
So we agree he is a douche. YES? Or are you all gold diggers male and female alike and impressed with this butt ugly just because he has some money?

2. The victim is only in her early 20's so you are telling me none of you did anything that could have gotten you into trouble in your early 20's? (Or will since many of you are barely teenagers) Fucking right scratch that you all did everybody does unless they are fucking HIDEOUS and sat at home picking their zits never being asked out or invited anywhere except to Star Trek conventions where no one even knows how to have sex in the first place.

3. Lastly the people that defend this fucking old spooge monkey are idiots who don't even understand what this website is about (ie: hating celebrities and you've been given the perfect reason to hate on him, god how you even remember to eat ya brainless fuck donkeys?) The other reason you defend him is because only fat ugly people have to force sex on others. Hot people snap their fingers and can get laid whenever they want. So keep on showing us which group you belong to ya fuck forcing fatties.

CONCLUSION the guy is a fucking loser, was the girl stupid for even talking to someone so old and ugly? YES but, she's barely out of high school and probably dumb as shit, this guy knows his stuff, all abusers do, they pick the most vulnerable person because that’s the only way they can get what they want. But despite that the girl doesn’t deserve to get raped ya freaks. Her unintelligent choices do not deserve what horrible consequences they got.

Now a future lesson to women who are young and hot; if an ugly old guy comes up to you and asks for anything just take off your stiletto and stab him in the crotch because remember you're young and hot and shouldn't have to talk to old/ugly people, leave that for social workers or fat people.

The End.

...and for those wondering why she didn't stay in the Bahama's have you paid attention to the news ever? Would you want the Bahama's who can't solve or deal with shit to handle a crime you were affected by? Remeber Natalie Hollaway and Anna Nicole's son?They're fucking incompetant down there. Why the fuck do you think Copafeel performs his little rape magic down there in the first place?

See what I mean?

I don't this girl is gold digging. If she was then 2 million would be a great payday for sex. Copperfield got cash and no doubt girls anytime. I imagine he still wanted the girls who weren't that easy to get. Thus all this complex network of deceipt. I hope it is true and he gets sent to prison. Where lots of dudes can show him how they can make their salami disappear even while he looks. Sometimes the world is fair.

i would so like to get raped for 2 mil. i would love it. i would, in all seriousness, lay there and take it from him for like 100 grand really.

Being the serious business women that I am----I would totally get raped for a sliding $2mm. Hell, I would have taken the money and RAN home so the creepy bastard wouldnt change his rape ass mind!!!! skipping & jumping I might add!!! and yahooing!

Why didn't he just say "abra cadabra" and make her disappear? That's how a real magician would handle it.

I love the fake women comments here. Go back to putting on your mom's dresses and petting your little lap pinkies while watching Justin Timberlake vids beacuse you aren't fooling anyone here.

FYI, the girl in the pic is (or was) his girlfriend Merily Jürna, an estonian model.

Lovely of his daughter to accompany her daddy to these promotional appearances.

My guess is that this story is not true. Besides if Coppafeel is willing to dish out 2 million to shut her up, imagine what he will spend on a legal team. It's very hard to prove this kind of stuff, I mean she did go to his etc etc. You would have to have phone or text message evidence with Daveed saying something like "Woops sorry about that whole...raping you thing...how about 2 million beans we call it even?" Otherwise, how you not say it wasn't consensual rough sex, shit gfs of mine have left bruises on me...and sores too...what?! I'm honest. Hippocrates!

I'm sure Merily Jürna isn't with Coppafeel for magic orgasm's. No doubt she's sure her pussy is worth a hell of a lot more than 2 million and she can get it from Coppafeel.

B.S. - that was not David Copperfield, the raper is an impostor.

If he can disappear an airplane, a helicopter and an elephant from
the spectators, for sure he could have disappeared his
semen.

He might disappear the Judge right in court, and also the
cell bars.

What happened between the Bahama airport and his hotel room?

~Inquiring minds

What a sick fuck!!!! I don't know if he actually did this, but in either case - rape isn't funny. It's also not at all funny to accuse someone of rape if it didn't happen. No jokes here for this one.

I just want to point out how much of a genius the writer of this site is...

abracadabra...

genius...

this guy is a freaking douch bag!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2285189

hah, I spot other Estonians on this board :P

62. Ript1&0 - October 25, 2007 1:58 PM

What a sick fuck!!!! I don't know if he actually did this, but in either case - rape isn't funny. It's also not at all funny to accuse someone of rape if it didn't happen. No jokes here for this one.

Well, if the FBI raids your house after your alleged victim gets tested with a rape kit, chances are, you did it. FBI has SLIGHTLY higher standards than the superficial.

erm. #55, is it that hard to believe women can use computers and enjoy snarky websites?

@66 - See there you go trusting the government again.... Silly. I just like to keep with the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing sometimes. I'm not saying he didn't do it.

Goddamn it, I'm supposed to be getting off.... I gotta go.

The Superficial's standard are as high as Lindsay Lohan naked at a party on a coke binge trying to get laid in a bathroom.

No comment until a damn complaint is filed. As I understand it, the police are not releasing any information because an official complaint has not been filed.

Once a complaint is filed, then we'll see what evidence is brought forward and considered for potential prosecution.

Not going to make any conclusion after that media scam Duke rape case sham is just barely passed.

Rape is a serious matter, so I have no jokes on this one.

Now he can share a cell with that bastard Doug Henning. Wait, Doug Henning isn't in jail? What kind of a sick fucking country do we live in anyway?

Doug Henning is DEAD!!??

That's more like it.

Ok, so if she was so uncomfortable at the "lavish party" and wanted to leave, then why didn't she? It did not say anything about him keeping her there against her will, but that she decided to stay on her own. Not that I am condoning his behavior, but really, why would you stay in a situation that you are not comfortable in?

73, there are a lot of different reasons when you're dealing with a sexual predator. he said she could leave the next day if she wanted to and there aren't any details about how he "convinced" her not to go. power dynamics is tricky business.

People think about this:

The reason she went home to report the rape - She is on his mansion on a remote part of the island. Copperfield is a US citizen as is she and one can assume that it is entirely possible the cops are paid off or corrupt and copperfield will just be kicked out of the country. The Bahamas are a differentt place than the US.

The reason she did not take 2 million dollars - Because the Seattle Police cannot investigate a Rape occuring outside the country the FBI is called in. Especially given the circumstances and the way that he is using this ploy to identify and trap victims. The FBI sets up the sting with her where Copperfeld shows he is guilty by offering 2 million dollars which is at his place when the FBI arrive. It's not like she can say. Sorry FBI please forget it I want the two million dollars.

For my next trick I will rape a woman and try to make things disappear.

FAIL

#75, exactly. Yeah, they must have set up a sting, and David Copperfield shows up with two million and his dick in his hand: "One for the road?" "FBI!!!!" "Oh shit!"

This girl is my hero. Yeah, she went to the Bahamas to see this fruitcake, maybe she thought she'd meet a more handsome rich man there. Whatever.

But I'll bet you he has done this to countless other girls who just took the money and run, like the cunts on this board who come on and say "I wish someone would rape me for two million!" Good job, let the raping continue. Most girls really are too stupid to live.

77, you had me until that last line. creepy, much?

Scum bag, loser dog.

WOMEN SHOULD HAVE SEX BECAUSE THEY LIKE IT. THIS BITCH GOES TO THE BAHAMAS AND WON'T HAVE SEX? SO WHY NOT? YOU DON'T LIKE SEX? SHE WANTED TO USE THE ALLURE OF SEX (AS IF SHE WAS SPECIAL) TO GET MORE THEN A BAHAMAS TRIP. SHE'S JUST MAD THAT DAVID PUT HER IN HER PLACE. WOMEN ARE WHORES, WHORES, AND MORE WHORES AND I AM SO HAPPY DAVID MANNED UP AND RAPED HER AND I PRAY EVERY NIGHT THAT HE GETS AWAY SCOT-FREE. THE DAY HE IS EXONERATED I WILL RAISE MY GLASS HIGH TO A REAL MAN!

most are whores. most are content to just whore for a man who gives them a rock worth two months salary. they learn this from mommy and daddy who convince them that it is noble to whore your puss out for one man alone. a centuries old ritual can't be wrong, right?

some will whore to any john with a crinkled $20.

and then there an elite few who won't whore for less than a $20 million dollar yacht ( i salute you elin nordegren).

all the rest are just sluts who can't resist giving away.

so actually, i say 80% of women are whores.....the rest are just sluts.

the girl in the pic needs a nose job. she's probably trying to pass for white. shake her family tree and i'm sure stepin fetchit will fall out.

TOM! GET YOUR FRUITY LITTLE ASS BACK TO AUDIT RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!

K, if she's got photographic and DNA evidence (snicker), then good for her, she might have a slam dunk there. The LA County prosecutors should be taking notes.

Having said that, only a dummy would go to another country to hook up with a much older dude she just met backstage at some cheesy magic show. If some creepy old guy invited me to a "party" at his mansion outside the continental U.S., I'd say thanks but no thanks. Actually, even if it were inside the U.S., I'd probably say "nah."

Gosh, I am so looking forward to another celebrity trial. Can't wait for all the awesome back-and-forth between the hysterical bitches and the woman-hating assholes. Cause we didn't get enough of that with OJ, Mike Tyson, Kobe, Robert Blake, Phil Spector, etc.

Sounds like a setup................

let's play 'make the suasage disappear"!

A woman is raped and people are calling aher a whore? Why? People just like calling girls sluts and hoes, and guys pimps and players, whether it's true or not.

Wow, i am never reading this column again. What a creepshow.

Look, #87. This woman had it "cumming". She has breasts, and a vagina. She was just asking to get raped. The whore. Look, women, you don't want to have some violent stranger's cock in your mouth? Get your vagina sewed shut, and your breasts removed.

Held her down? Bruises? That's how I get sex--and I don't have anywhere near $2 million.

How do you know all these?What did the newspapers wrote exanctly about David Kopperfield?That he left his sperm all over her face or that is your imagination?I'm so dissappointed ,you see I like magic shows and I liked him ,but..not like this.And even if I'm a woman I'm the sensitive kind and Im not a slut like many many many other women.But that just the way I like myshelf being optimistic and don't need some man to manipulate me and treat me like shit 'cause I know when people treat you badly they don't do it because of love!Besides I'm more Tom Hanks's fan and I find Tom the most handsome and attractive man of all the others.

this sketch-ass "performer," who's based out of las vegas is an absolute scumbag -- and this is surprising to whom? is anyone surprised in the least? come ON, people.

Sounds to me more like she set him up!

You're absolutely right , SHE set him up.Well ,he had it coming!Who does he thinks he is anyway?I hope he is weeping right now like some pussy!Don't come crying to me David!What kind of freaking idiot would make a woman so angry?If men didn't mean ''I love you '' they shouldn't have sex with women!David should fuck his boyfriend if he thinks of women as brainless sluts.He is such a coward!
The only magic there is in this world is the magic of love and respect for human kind,mr Copperfield!Try to act like a smart ass would be so boring ,wouldn't it?!!

I hope it wasnt some new magic trick or illusion he was working on gone horribly wrong....

Yeah it was an illusion all right!David wanna make us understand that he is not a god,like we didn't already knew that!ok David we got the message.It seems that he didn't love the girl and ,of course, the girl didn't love him, otherwise she wouldn't have ''trusted '' him so easily.And now they're fighting about some rape and bullshit and they look completely ridicilous!What a stupidity leakage!!Freak out!!

I hope they kill that asshole.

Fry David Blaine too. Worthless ass playboy jackass.

Men are treating women like they're whores and these men are whores and this is got to stop!Tell me what you heard on tv or radio about that incident.

Ya ALL women are whores, I haven't met any woman that's not interested in money. This is good for me coz i have oodles of it and zero personality.

Closet whores, come out already and stamp a price on ur ass!!!

So you mean men are better than women, ha?ahaha.Do you only care about what you look like or about what you really are?A human being without human and noble feelings is a big nothing, a shithole and nothing more !

Is that true about David Blaine too?..That stupid bitch from Seattle after her ''rape'' she suddenly remembered that she wasn't so very special and beautiful and she didn't mean anything to him and she is trying to get her revenge.I wouldn't go to an isolated island to meet David Kopperfield though.That would mean that I need him to rape me even if he wasn't really interested in me!I wish David would come all the way to Greece and ''rape'' me a little 'cause I'm not aggressive with men,I'm very modest, and I also prefer him to be delicant because I'm a 30 years old virgin!I remember I watched him at his magic shows but I would never dare to be on stage .Who knows, perhaps I get lucky...Be careful what you wish for!

You know what?I hope that bastard David gets married and have a lot of children that drive him insane!That will teach him !That's will be his punishment!

A year and a half ago, I was in an outside flea market in Budapest up near the Hilton. Some loudmouth asshole was arguing with a girl about how much cheaper stuff was in NYC and how vendors would barter. Being a real jerk.

Later, one of our group, a little old lady about 70 asked me if I had seen DC. Apparently the jerk.. one and the same. She told me she had approached him for a photo. He had a cap on and she asked him to push it back so his face would come out in the pic. His remark to her was "Why don't YOU open your blouse and show me your tits."

Can you imagine how David's baby would look like?Creepy!His baby is gonna have a creepy face like a gremlin or something!Wow, so cute!Shit!..Why don't I get any of the attention that he has?David needs to stick his finger in his ass to feel more vibrations!Feels good David,ha?!

Bobo,come on, stick it to me!..Stick it to me Bobo!

David ''Copperfield '' is an asshole that hates everybody and everyone he sees.He is making it so clear by the way he speaks to people like he's our god!Crystal clear!Do you having problems finding interesting people ?He can't find interesting people guys, that's it ,it's not his fault ,it's our fault, we are his pets ,that what he thinks!That's why he doesn't have a normal long-lived relationship!The guy is a looo-ser!L-o-s-e-r!

I couldn't find again this page and I thought that Copperfield dissappear it!Shit!...he's seems like his always up to something.What a way to make a living:become extremely rich ,god knows how, and then become some geek playboy jackass who is not really interested in anyone.grap!

Does David want to lend him some money to go to a shrink?No ?Then why doesn't he visit a shrink?Perharps they don't exist strong enough medicines to cure him.Poor thing!

Hey !Guys have you got any news about this case?I'm not from America and I don't know what happened after all to Copperfield's case!(Probably nothing!)Did he pay?Did he admitted that he forced the stupid ''beauty'' to have sex with him after she vollunteear to come to his place?He made himshelf look like an ass anyway .He has lost a significant number of people who could be his audience!So what's going on with this jerk?!!!

I've read some really funny replies about this clown Copperfield and I was laughing, you guys are so much fun!Say something funny again!Please!

104. Maria - November 2, 2007 4:13 AM

Can you imagine how David's baby would look like?Creepy!His baby is gonna have a creepy face like a gremlin or something!Wow, so cute!Shit!..Why don't I get any of the attention that he has?David needs to stick his finger in his ass to feel more vibrations!Feels good David,ha?!

105. Whore - November 2, 2007 3:59 PM

Bobo,come on, stick it to me!..Stick it to me Bobo!

106. Nick - November 2, 2007 5:10 PM

David ''Copperfield '' is an asshole that hates everybody and everyone he sees.He is making it so clear by the way he speaks to people like he's our god!Crystal clear!Do you having problems finding interesting people ?He can't find interesting people guys, that's it ,it's not his fault ,it's our fault, we are his pets ,that what he thinks!That's why he doesn't have a normal long-lived relationship!The guy is a looo-ser!L-o-s-e-r!

107. Ru - November 3, 2007 3:25 AM

I couldn't find again this page and I thought that Copperfield dissappear it!Shit!...he's seems like his always up to something.What a way to make a living:become extremely rich ,god knows how, and then become some geek playboy jackass who is not really interested in anyone.grap!

108. Desperate Housewife - November 3, 2007 1:20 PM

Does David want to lend him some money to go to a shrink?No ?Then why doesn't he visit a shrink?Perharps they don't exist strong enough medicines to cure him.Poor thing!

109. ABOUT SOME COMPLETELY STUPID THINGS!!!!!!!!! - February 8, 2008 8:08 AM

Hey !Guys have you got any news about this case?I'm not from America and I don't know what happened after all to Copperfield's case!(Probably nothing!)Did he pay?Did he admitted that he forced the stupid ''beauty'' to have sex with him after she vollunteear to come to his place?He made himshelf look like an ass anyway .He has lost a significant number of people who could be his audience!So what's going on with this jerk?!!!

110. Katrina_Hollywood - March 22, 2008 10:06 AM

I've read some really funny replies about this clown Copperfield and I was laughing, you guys are so much fun!Say something funny again!Please!
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