Oct 31 2007Christina Aguilera won’t confirm pregnancy, will shop for cribs

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Bunghole!

she's pregnant and she can't hide it
wake up christina everyone knows you're pregnant
if you didn't want everyone then you should have got married!-duH

she got fat in her face

She's can't say she's pregnant, because no homo sapien woman has mated with a neandrathal since Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach.

She is blowing up just like every other mexican woman that has a baby

#4 correction: she got fat everywhere :p

her husband is so ugly

Frankly, why should she.

It really is nobody's business but her family's.

Respect her wishes, this is a magical time for her

she looks huge.
when i get pregnant, i'll stay super thin and beautiful. not really. though women sometimes have problems staying healthy

Wow. She married that dweeb?

i think all of the makeup she wears is just making her look even bigger. she shouldn't cake it on that much. although she does pull off the double chin pretty well. can't argue that the girl can sing her ass off though. what a voice!

People magazine says the reason that Aguilera has extremely, incredibly bowed legs is because when she was a child, and living in the heart of the Ecaudorian Rain Forrest, she became overrun with rickets. This, coupled with an already bowed set of legs made-for the grotesque pair she now sports today.

People also says that Christina's family was responsible for harboring Nazi war criminals. Before it was fashionable, mind you.

@9- You crack me up. All the things you say are so weird.

they're both FUG.

God her face looks fat!

her legs are damn ugly, kinda like her natural rat face
she is ALWAYS in drag

Well, veggi, you know pageant winners are never very bright...

Jordan looks prego in pic #10.

Apareantly she also won't go out without the clown make up.

Oh, Come on FRIST! We all know that The Africa and The Iraq need maps, and such as, in my opinion. hahahaha snort snort snort!

xtina is ugly.
she should lend britney some makeup and help her pull her hair back

#21 LOL

she's getting a new nice wide hips ;)

I hope she's not pregnant. I hope her metabolism completely bailed on her and she has absolutely no self control when it comes to cheesecake. I'm also hoping that she is so embarrassed that she shops for baby cribs in an attempt to fool us. It will be great when she gets to her 17th trimester.

IF Shes not pregnant someone should tell her ass, arms and thighs that cause she got fat

Oh yeah, pic #6, so f-ing hot.

Did someone say "Drag"?

http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/slideshow?collectionId=1220

Tee Hee

Looks like she has one of my butt-plugs up her ass.

it's not that serious everyone.

@29
Thanks Tranny my lunch is now on my desk.

Damn, he is one nasty looking beast....he looks like he is drooling in pic 10.....what was she thinking when she met him??????? hey, maybe he has a big penis or something...... frightening I know.

Picture 10 is hilarious. The looks of dread and worry on their faces, as if instead of a short curb, they're attempting the summit of K2!

i don't get why people feel that celebrities should "confirm" that they're pregnant. are they suppose to hold a friggin press conference? and honestly, why is it that important that some celebrity is pregnant? i could care less.

#3, i don't thing she's trying to hide the fact that she's pregnant. and the rest of your post doesn't even make sense. wtf are you talking about?

Did she confirm that fugly asshat shirt or the double chin? Did she confirm that she got her makeup tips from Bride of Chucky? If she doesn't confirm anything, how are we supposed to know it? Maybe if she's required to sound a warning Klaxon when she backs up she'll finally say whether she's retaining water or not.

She's not knocked up!!

She's just been taking dieting tips from Britney lately and can't figure out why she's putting on extra weight, even though she's strictly sticking tot he Cheetos and Starbucks diet. It's a compelte fucking mystery.

#6, You idiot prick...she's 1/2 Ecuadorian...which is not even remotely Mexican. Pick up a book, asshat.

#37 - get over yourself - a wetback is a wetback is a wetback, doesn't matter if they're Mexican, Spanish, Ecuadorian, Salvadorian or any of those other fucked up nationalities - they're still wetbacks.

Maybe she's not confirming that she's pregnant because she thinks it's stupid that someone who's obviously pregnant has to announce that she's pregnant. Maybe she thinks that looking pregnant is announcement enough and doesn't think (unlike most chicks, apparently) that the entire world wants to know that you're knocked up the very instant the sperm fertilizes the egg. Most of the world doesn't give a shit that any particular chick is pregnant. Any female who's reached puberty (and isn't infertile) can get pregnant, it's not a huge accomplishment.

And yeah, now she looks like a pregnant clown hooker.

What's an "asshat shirt"? Is that a new clothing line from Diddy? Ba-dum bum! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

#37
oranges and apples.
shes a cholo ho main! ( main is how they pronounce man )

#37
oranges and apples.
shes a cholo ho main! ( main is how they pronounce man )

career over.

there is no surviving pic #6. not even an asshat could survive that embarrassment, right asshats?

although #38, why do I feel like the spanish are superior?

I like her but these pictures are bad. It looks like her blush is silver-ish. And in the last few pics you can see her natural pencil thin brows through the fake ones painted on.

At least with a Jewish father the kid might get some brains. That was a shrewd move for Christina. For a while there I thought she'd end up with a negro like that foolish Klum shiksa. Oy gevalt.

Who the hell cares? Everyone knows she's pregnant. So what if she won't confirm it? Stop your bitching.

Who the hell cares? Everyone knows she's pregnant. So what if she won't confirm it? Will your pathetic lives change that dramatically if and when she announces it. Stop your bitching.

Man, how does a guy who looks like a retarded David Blaine get Christina Aguilera, ridiculous

@ D. Richards

i think i love you

I guess it's true that true love is blind, clearly it is in this case...but you know what else? I would lay money on this couple actually staying together.

So sick already of seeing any pic's of this fat clown bitch and her monkey face husband.

Okay, so what's with all the crazy drag-queen makeup? It's not like she's ugly or anything. Every time I see this chick, she reminds me of that movie Mi Vida Loca. Hey Christina, Sad Girl called, she wants her look back.

Where are all the people saying her husband must be sweet, nice, intelligent, etc. because he's so damned ugly? We usually have a few of those people who equate appearance with personality posting by now. You know, the ones who think ugly people must be wonderful human beings ... I guess because ugly people would have nothing going for them if they weren't wonderful. Which must mean attractive people are completely shitty, mean and stupid.

She looks so HOT!!!

/I'd hit it
//prego sex rules!

If her baby looks anything like the father, I fear for its life. I think the hospital staff might have impulses that would be scary, ya know?! And who wants to go through life named Bratman? Seriously, drop the R already, and become Batman. You're rich enogh now to buy cool gadgets and fight crime with that huge nose deflecting bullets and knife attacks.

@38

This what is called a "Closed Racist" just dare say that out in public. Perhaps you should educate yourself. How about not judging people because of their race.

But then Ignorance is more of a sickness.

Anyways Christina looks like Elvis here.

I want to lick her asshole...christina...I WANT YOU>>

she looks the best ever!! we all are supporting her!

u guys just kill me with those comentaries aahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

you know, he may have been dropped on his face a lot as a child, but there is some fucked up mysterious reason she's with him. i bet his cock reaches his knees and he gives multiple orgasms 20x daily. christina, for the love of God buy him some tanning sessions!

oh c'mon she doesnt look that bad. Besides im sure after the baby she'll get back to her normal self and the rest of you hillbillies are just going to stay trailer trash fat asses...

why confirm when its obvious??

I think she is just getting FAT!!!!

I dont get it, i'm not a bad looking guy and some mutant like that lands a babe like Christina. She is seriously hot...what the fuck is going on...hang on a second, I think I figured it out, he is a loser and knows it so he is willing to put up with all of her spoiled whiney diva shit day in and day out that why he is still er...what a fuckin loser he is..at least my self dignity is intact even if i am partnerless.

OMG its britney ALL OVER AGAIN

I like her shoes but the rest of her outfit really sucks.

Is it allowed to wear that much makeup, wear nail polish and high shoes when pregnant?

I think she's waiting to hit 200lbs. until she publicly reveals her pregnancy.

She's starting to look just like Paula Dean in the face and the body. Hey Y'all inyone want some friiied chicken!

OOOOH YAK!! When I see her, I have this istant feeling of throwing up my breakfast because this girl is mentally sooooo witched, well................SORRY, I HAVE TO PUKE AGAIN!!

That's gonna be one ugly, annoying baby.

i've said it before and i'll say it again: she looks like BOY GEORGE. wtf. i used to think she was hot... does that make me gay?

the funniest post i have ever read on here. thankyou superfish i am actually pissing myself x

hideous make-up! akkkkkk

Her body won't recover from this. Those wide hips and stretch marks won't go away.

Oh well.... I suppose we'll always have the Dirrrty video ;-)

God, she's ugly....

She's so gross. Looks like a rodeo clown!! If you look at her scalp, you can clearly see that she's wearing a mask of makeup. Nice orange skin, you muppet!

Donatella Versace: "Ahhhhhh, OMG, you're big as an house!" Why does xtina follow whatever Britney does? Britney got married and had kids, now xtina gets married and has kids. She is always trying to catch the same publicity Brit Brit has. Unfortunately for Xtina, nobody cares about her...only Britney. And why does she wear drag queen make up. Yeesh, she must have ten layers. See that way she doesn't have to wash her face ever. One layer strips away, she got more on her face to keep her "beautiful". Ugh.

damn. it looks like the Latina Curse has hit her earlier than most.

For those not in the "know" the Latina Curse is the sad fact that latina women age horribly. No matter how hot they are, when they reach a certain age they hit the wall going about 90 mph. its a shame really.

She's got that ugly Ecuadorian mug. I've met very FEW cute Ecuadorians and she ain't one.

78 me -

It's not a Latina thing, it's a hick thing. Most Latin hicks spackle the makeup on, don't eat properly, and rely on surgery for everything. I'm talking about the "hicks." Now the educated Latins know what's what. Jennifer Lopez is a hick. That's why she looks and dresses like shit. Hicks don't know when to stop trying to dress like teenagers either.

But that's just the opinon of an American Spic (not hick), ie, moi.

Why does she have to "confirm" it. She might be a celebrity but, shes a person too.

you are all right. she has put some weight on. especially in that uterus area. hope she gets rid of that immediately.

#45- Get a fucking education.

Christina....this is not a "Suri" move....hiding a pregnancy past 14 weeks or "showing" is useless (and mind-numbing). At this point, it's just annoying....because by not announcing it, it just seems you want MORE attention. Congratulations! TRY to embrace it!

She looks like a giant cabbage patch kid.

@83 - Didn't you know, they stop schoolin em at 3rd grade...then its time for them to work the mines with dad, grandpa, and cousin jeb.

If she REALLY wanted to hide it she'd stop with the acorns!

Roommates and fellow vegetarians, UC Santa Cruz, Class of 2030: Chandra Selina Aguilera-Bratman, Skye Paris Richie-Madden, and Sally Hemmings Berry-Aubry.

They look like a happy couple, her husband even held her hand as she walked up the stairs. That's very sweet and considerate. Of course she's pregnant, are you folks blind? Stop the hate and spread the love. The only complaint that I have is that the photographer took so many lousy pics. Why can't the paparazzi take good pics? All I see are lousy pics of beautiful people... Doesn't anyone know how to use Photoshop? If I wanted "warts and all" I'd go to the craigslist personals. Maybe if the photogs asked her to stop for a moment and pose a bit and then if she did, they'd just leave her alone... I guess that's asking for way too much.

Well good voice maybe, but no good songs, let's see; whiney circus video, the horrid Jo Baker rip off and Candyman is maybe the worst abomination this year with a vid to match, horrid...

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/10/1031_christina_aguilera_pregnant_12.jpg

As The Simpsons comic book guy might say "scariest___ pic___ ever!"

# 77 So because Britney has gotten married and had kids means Christina can't because that would be copying Britney, So if I get married and have kids I'm copying Britney too right? wtf. Grow up
Look she doesn't have to confirm it because its so obvious, how is saying yes I'm pregnant gonna make a difference she probably wants to keep some kind of privacy. Least she's not talking about it at every opportunity like Halle Berry that woman won't stop talking about being pregnant.
I think she looks good she's only tiny so she doesn't need to wear maternity clothes.

she is cool in this style, i heard that she has a acount on a celebrities & millionaire site called sugarcupid.com , i do know it is true or not.

did the husband ever learn how to shave...i dont think his father ever taught him cause this dude always has some ugly ass beard on at all times