Oct 25 2007Christina Aguilera is having twins

got a ways to go before the fat lady sings...

I'm thinking stretch marks...

I'm thinking belly dancer outfits with stretch marks.

Twins, no wonder she looks so pissed all the time lately. I'd rather be dead than have kids.

It's almost Halloween and look - at story about Pumpkin Face!

Whoopdeefuckindoo

Here's the first 10 years of their lives:

Twin1: "Mommy please don't..."
Twin2: "...dress like a whore..."
Twin1: "...again..."
Twin2: "...PLEASE?"

Those a some mighty pointy looking tits! Nice!

Actually, Fish is really dead on this time. Terrorists really do hate boobs. So much that they force women to wear burkas, imprison, rape or maim women for having boobs, and look down their noses haughtily at anyone who might like boobs before firing.

Be a patriot, look at boobs, read the Fish.

You really are a true American, Fish-man.

I wonder if it was fertility treatments? Or more likely the effect of daily use of makeup in the quantities usually reserved for testing in lab rats.

ew. her eyebrows are completely drawn on and her face looks like she has on funeral makeup... like she's the one who died and had her fae painted on. except by a retarded person

Twins usually get delivered prematurely, and often there are medical complications, so they might end up with brain trauma. But they're half hispanic, so I'm not sure you'll notice it.

What the hell happened to this girl? She used to be incredibly hot. Her eyebrows are worse than Michael Stipes at the VMAs.

She's always looked like a clown with all that makeup. I wonder if she'll put makeup on her kids. Even so, I bet she'll be a much better mother than another former mousketeer who shall remain nameless..

#4 you'll be singing a different tune when you're old and alone.

@9 Thank you Sara, I am going to take your advise and look at boobs.

Guess they managed to squeeze 2 Geenie's in that there bottle, eh??

Wow, spic twins. Twice the crime.

So now she's gonna have two kids that will grow up to become fucked up adults? I would not want this dumb tranny-diva as my mom. Yikes. Those kids are doomed.

Meh.

Nineteenth!

Seriously, who cares? Then again, who would've guessed just a couple of years ago that Britney would be the washed up skank, and Christina would be the wholesome family woman?

Back in the olden days Lana Turner had 'wool' eyebrows. Seems somethings, never go out of style.. and as for the hair on her pointed wee head ??

I wonder if she'll get all friggin swelled up and bloated like britney?
Gross.
Ps. I still hate Britney's ears.

She's a beautiful girl although I agree that she needs to lighten up on the makeup I wish her all the best and hope she doesn't become like BS.

Christina is HOT AS FUCK PREGO!

/likes 'em with a bun in over
//prego sex rocks!!!
///3 slashes on thursday

What girl doesn't wear butt loads of eye shadow? no... wait I see plenty of girls when I go out apply make up like that and even girls who love doing make up... so what does it matter??

I'm not buying the twins thing. They always say that with celebrities to make it seem more exciting..."She's gonna have twinsies!" Yeh right. Anyways, she doesn't look big enough for twins considering how many months along she is. It will be interesting to see what the kid looks like though. I don't know why, but my guess is it will be sporting a big old unibrow.

she's ugly

I so want this woman

I was wondering why the hell everyone was freaking out about her eyebrows. But then I looked. Wow. They are horrible. I'm pretty sure she drew them with her lipliner. Same color and everything ... LOL

SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!

#4..with ya on that one..ok well maybe not dead..but i do hate children

You know that split screen thing you do? 'Separated at birth'? Hot body aside, Christina looks mighty like her husband. If he got a blond wig and implants they could be twins. Check it out.

Having twins seems like a great idea, really. Two birds with one stone and such... Get it done at once, I say.

thats why her boobs are sooo big.. she's feeding two..

is it just me or does she look uncannily like BOY GEORGE??? *shudder* pictures 1, 4, and 5

CONDOM MAN DOES NOT AGREE WITH THIS ASSESSMENT OF THE SITUATION

i love christina! yay to twins. that's soo awesome congrats to her

she's been looking pretty lately too

Maybe it's just me, but why is it that famous pregnant women can't seem to find clothes that FIT? They always wear clothes for non-pregnant women, stretched out over the bump, and it makes them look like the fucking Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. The orange skin does not help but increase this effect.

And I have to give J-Lo credit for wearing decent maternity clothes, which kills me because I really don't like her.

Oh boy here we go another Britney train wreck is approaching in the form of Christina.

..thighs i mean sighs
i'd be kinda pissed with the weight gain

Her and Brittny are about the same size now

These sluts dress like they are twelve
pregnant and slutty not pretty

I hate the way these Prego whores dress
GROW THE FUCK UP

I love bob!

She already has twins.

at least she has an excuse her youth for dressing dumb..better
than Ol'Halle who dressed like a BigBluePornstar

45
i love cream of wheat

my man is prettier than christinas

#48, good god, who's isn't?

My scrotum is prettier than christina's man.

What the deuce?

Looks like an insufferable bitch. Thank god she has her third two cousins to fill in as illegal nannys. That way she at least has a few moments for the rape date we set.

Pregnant or not, I still want to bury my dick in her.

God he is soooooo ugly. He must have a great personality AND a giant cock.

#52 that's pail man, that's really bucket.

Christina is nothing like Britney. And whats up with people calling pregnant woman fat. We cant help it. Dont ever have kids because you will get "fat" and for the males dont have kids either because your wife will get "fat".

Alright its more of a bondage thing... but the cousins did promise to mop up. thanks Frist, my bad.

ugh.

when is this boner gonna go away?

She's much better than Britney - apart from the make up can't fault her really, she even picked an ugly midget guy so he'd be less likely to stray away from home.

So, the guy who writes for the Superficial can make fun of Jesus on a regular basis, but if Halle Barry makes one crack about Jews, it's "anti-semite" and Hitler, and the Holocaust.

Fuck your goddamn double standards. For all the misery Israel creates, the Jews have a few jokes coming.

Never a problem when Jay wants to do a joke about a Muslim fucking a camel, huh?

Fuck you.

congrats on twins by an ugly dude

Seriously? I have patiently waited for the last six months or so.....hoping the old writer/s would return. Enough of the adolescent fascination with the things I need not mention here........the site used to be genuinely FUNNY . Anyhow, when writing a joke, please try to have a little truth in it. Note: Men have absolutely nothing to do with the making of twins...period

she looks beautyful. much luck to her!!

what's with all these pregnant women I want to fuck Halle Berry this girl Gaqrcelle Beuvis or whatever the fuck her name is

"Men have absolutely nothing to do with the making of twins...period"

I didn't know twins were always immaculate conceptions. #62, I'm sure you're not yet acquainted with this, but sometimes "insemination" doesn't involve 10 guys jerking off on your face.

wigger slut, looks like a half puerto rican from the bronx.
i hate her and her rat clown face.
and those ugly ass bowed legs.
piece of trash trying to sing like a black woman in church
i hope those babies rip your clit ring right out.

OMG people don't ever have kids, you'll get FAT! Parents, grandparents, siblings, everyone gets FAT! That's right, FAT!

What the fuck guys, you're obsessing about thighs getting bigger during pregnancy and all the fatness of celebrities.. Look around I'm sure you'll see real fat people. It's impossible to stop any kind of weight gain when you're pregnant and if someone does, well that's just fucked up and risking the pregnancy.

Although I have to ask.. is that Britney's new sidekick back there? Hopefully not.

i can't wait to wear my honey bee costume tonight.
i will wear whore makeup like this.
im a brunette so i won't have whore hair.

She's half Irish, it's mandatory she have at least 8 kids.
So having twins is a good head start.

i think you mean Catholics in particular O'Malley. She is also half spic and needs to fill up the van.

@ 54 Yes, he has a long thick one. 9 1/2 inches long and wider than i could fit my hand around, and he knows how to use it

Pregnancy and kids are gross in general.

squab you must be grossed out with yourself too...you were once a kid werent you?

she looks very sexy......

42 & 43, did i miss something? how is she dressed like a slut? she's covered from head to toe.

66, wow. might want to seek therapy for your racism, bitterness & anger.

her face isn't THAT orange, except in pictures 2-5. wtc is going on there? she really does look like a jack o lantern.

Bill Maher is such an asshole-he's like a cross between Martin Short and Picard during the Bad Hairpiece Days of Fall. KFC: we don't make the food that feeds the stars, we make the hate that roasts the birds.

what a fucking idiot. she can barely speak and looks like an ugly pointy faced drag queen 24/7
but i guess that is better than looking like a musk-rat ( her without makeup)
i am really afraid to see those demond twins. if they end up not ugly, i will know that God is real.. because there is no way that could happen in nature.

she looks like a bloated cartoon when you look at the 1st pic.
why does she wear THAT much makeup when she is wearing a hoodie at the same time.
she must actually know that she is ugly.

Oh, Me. Those kids will be some hairy oompa-loompa muthafuckers.

she actually looks pretty for the first time in awhile - filling out her face a little is nice. I don't like all the makeup, and her blonde hair is annoying since she's naturally more of a strawberry blonde/light brown, but I think the twins thing is just kinda a hispanic thing, they run in my hispanic/latin family, and with J-Lo having twins, maybe it's just a " 'spic" thing as all the haters say.

why is everybody bashing those of us who either don't like children or don't want them, or both. kids aren't for everybody.

She already has twins.

That first photo is not her. It's Boy George.

Wait! What was the joke about the Muslim fucking the camel? I miss everything.

#65 Tell that to Tom Cruise's wife.

TCLTC

4 Ooba gooba (BTW love the name)

She always looks pissed. I think the chick was born with a permanent scoul on her ugly clown-face mug. And you're right, she's probably mad to be preggers and even more so to be having two monkeys.

What I can't stand about her is the pancake make up she spackles on to hide her natural and rather cute freckles.

I meant scowl

I just realized what Halle Berrys problem is.....she's stupid. She was asked to quote about the fire in Cali and she said "It's Mother Nature, and she's angry." I mean, I never really heard her say anything deep, but when I read that, I was like "BING" I got it. She's stupid and has only trite things to spout.

I couldn't find any Halle Berry blogs so I thougt I'd put it in another useless cunts blog.

HA, YEAH, I said it!!!!

Ah, Christina, always looking so natural.

you people are retards. there's nothing wrong with what she's wearing, she's completely covered & as for fat.. if you havn't noticed she's fucking pregnant. there's a a fucking baby - or 2 in this case - inside her so grow the fuck up. fucking dumbass lowlives.

Look yall #12 & #66 are competing for the best display of ignorance online award. Vote for your favorites at www.theysofakingweetartdid.com. (read it fast, laff, and move on people.)

On the real though - she better hope them kids don't look like hubby. He's so ugly he could've been corky's stunt double.

everyones just jealous...she looks great pregnant...and twins?..thats great,good for her!!

I hate Aguilera. She's one of those singers that think by over-powering the music, they're really singing. Lame. Just because you have a massive voice, doesn't mean you can actually carry the music. Christina has way too much confidence too. Anytime I've seen her singing live, she struts out to the front of the stage bow-legged, screaming at the top-of her lungs like a real "pro". The voice is so fucking loud that it's flat. I bet she passed all of her singing courses. She's such a singer. Not like Britney Spears or one of those Mickey Mouse club doushes. Wait, she was on the Mickey Mouse show? That's the reason behind her acting like a stupid trash-whore; she had to seperate herself from the herd of Mickey singers. Ha!

I pray that her twins come out with one of the babys inside of the others abdomin.

Man I am glad I am not the only one with a chub, thought there was something wrong with me.

twins? no wonder her stomach is so huge! good for her.

she was in PHENOMINAL shape before the pregnancy, her body will bounce back & we all know she will work HARD to get her figure back.

christina has a personal trainer friend and i can garantee she will bounce back

she is having a baby, cangradulations. even she will be a mother,but her propile on sugarcupid.com is still very popular.

shame on you people who think shes a whore because of you she ran out side
and curled up in a ball and cryed poor gal.

yeah!