Oct 1 2007Christina Aguilera has prominent mammaries

Wowzers! Go-go Gadget Bazookas!!

Those are some huge titties! They could feed me for a week

Someone should tell her Halloween isn't for another couple weeks....lose the mask. Yikes.

I think Tammy Faye Baker bequeefed her false eyelashes to Xtina.

I couldn't get past those fake eyelashes. Good God. I wonder how much time each day she spends putting that face on, then taking it off.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

gotta love the little "demon seed" bedazzler on her belly. suppose that says something about how she feels about her half hottie, half sasquatch offspring?

honestly, I can't believe I noticed the bedazzled tummie.....I think that tory spelling image turned me to into a queer eye guy. thanks fish...bastage.

She would look so much better without all the makeup. She is beautiful without all the "fakeness."

Horrible tacky half a fathead. Bitch always looks like a fucking clown; someonw, anyone, MAC, Liz Arden, Estee Lauder, please show this woman how to put on make up, PLEAEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!!!

She looks so decent when she has not a stitch of makeup on. Natural and even has freckles.

Hi-de-ous!!!

She does wear more make-up than me.

Damn I bet those are some fine ass titties.

Hey Val! Do you think she is prettier than me?

i could care less about the fake eyelashes, wtc is going on with the black eye shadow. it looks like she applied roofing tar to her face.

TT, nobody holds a candle to you, sweetie.

Not even to drip hot wax on my balls?

would you hold a candle to me? in my eye? for hours? please!

I hate fucking trolls..............LOSER.

Your trolling will do no good.
Everyone (or most) here knows me and my personality and knows I wouldn't post such lame-ass comments.

What makes a troll tick? I don't see the motivation.

Christina and Amy Wino should teach other women how to apply makeup. So, so pretty...

Man, there are gonna be epic stretch marks on those when it's all said and done. Also pretty.

shut up 15, 16, and 17! I'm the real TT! I'm the only gay one that can reach my level of gayness. Stupid trolls! You just shut your mouth!!!!

People like me here cause I am gay and I shave my balls.

she looks like a bow-legged rat without all the makeup.

TT's Troll......it's not like you could possibly come up with something that would embarrass TT...I mean.....he's openly a cross-dressing dude that likes to fuck guys and enjoys chicks, as well....what's left to say that he hasn't said already? Right, TT?

Looking at her husband, and then at the stunning hotness that is Xtina, I keep hoping that on the magic day, her little baby comes out and looks like her big studly black bodyguard instead. LMAO

While it is true, I do shave my balls (and everything else) I'm not gay, dick-for-breath.
Everyone knows I swing both ways. I'd lay down damn good money that I get more pussy in a week than you've had in your whole life.

right TT? right? oh dear. what a loser.

she picked a super ugly husband so he wouldn't leave her when he saw her not in drag.

24- who are you and who are you talking to? I'm lost. But I'm used to that......

looks like someone (#25) woke up on the wrong side of the gutter today.

Jrzymommy,
You know it.
I'm an openly honest person, nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of.

Can you say that, troll?

12 - Heck no, man. You're pretty; she's pretty ordinary.

Come on #25,
I'll bitch slap you so hard............................

she maybe appeals to my inner:
puerto rican
trailer park inhabitant
high school drop out
homeless man
wigger
gay man
.....
she looks like a rat faced clown.
too short, fugly legs.
..... p.s she thinks her voice is better than it is.

TT - I didn't write #14. It's some loser troll.

yeah shes def that ugly short girl that trys to be hot with makeup.
i'll take petra nemcova anyday over this big nosed wigger runt.

yeah shes def that ugly short girl that trys to be hot with makeup.
i'll take petra nemcova anyday over this big nosed wigger runt.

yeah shes def that ugly short girl that trys to be hot with makeup.
i'll take petra nemcova anyday over this big nosed wigger runt.

yeah shes def that ugly short girl that trys to be hot with makeup.
i'll take petra nemcova anyday over this big nosed wigger runt.

yeah shes def that ugly short girl that trys to be hot with makeup.
i'll take petra nemcova anyday over this big nosed wigger runt.

that new woman on the view has big tits too...... if thats all you care about why not ogle her.

What a CLOWN. She will scare that baby the first gimpse it gets of that SHIT.

Is she still pretending she's not pregnant?
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What does that guy have on her? Photos of her with a goat? I mean seriously, there is nothing worse than seeing her with him, so he must have mind power over her. I just don't get it. He must be hung like a donkey.

this bitch looks like an UGLY ASS CARTOON WITCH!!
or HATCHET FACE FROM " CRYBABY "
shes f-cking sick
those tits look sloppy, wear a bra you rat-faced hoe-bag

I'm gay and I suck big black dicks and love a hard one up my gay asshole.

hahaha! the texas tranny troll is kinda funny...... well, shit, nothing else is happening to make me laugh today.

Hey veggi,
Must be a slow day.

What troll? Do I have a troll? I don't see one. Would that be TTT?

Tee Hee

god, you bitches stink of envy. you'll never be half as successful at anything like these two are and you'll die alone on the same piss stained mattress in the same broken down shack you were born in. i'm sure if they find time out of their perfect, pampered lives they can look down to see what you little hater ass bitches have to say but that's not likely. they are too happy living it up to be worried about trash like you all. get a life.

That lipstick is horrible. She looks like a prostitute.

see ya fuckers. I'm goin to lunch. which is 2 bloody marys and 17 cigarettes.

cheers.

shut the f-ck, do you realize what site you are on you fool? you're supposed to make fun of these people. your trash for defending that stupid uneducated ho.

you can say people wont be as successful as these two, and you could say that for every celeb , i guess you measure success by richness. these ugly fools have contributed nothing to society. they are useless.

HOLY MAKEUP, BATMAN!!!!!

all of that makeup almost hides her insecurity about being ugly and hated by her peers that actually meet her.

WTF???? Back off on the make-up. She looks like a clown. She tries too hard and isn't a glowing prego person by any means.

DRAGQUEEN

i will be stoned for saying this, but britney was always a prettier girl.

What? Did she use a 3/4" "Sharpie" pen to do those eyes?

Ronald McDonald is... ALIVE? Stop the press! He didn't die of coronary combustion, as we all thought. He's hiding in drag! What would Elvis say?

When Amy Winehouse has less severe eyeliner you've got a problem.

I WOULD LOVE TO SUCK HER TASTY TITS & DRINK MILK FROM EM! I"LL SQUEEZ HER TITTY & POUR MILK IN MY COFFEE!!!

She's the MOST unsmiling mother-to-be I've ever seen.

yea shes ugly. lol
that felt sooooo good to say!?
Am i black hearted?

Is that "Puff-the-Magic-Dragon" on her maternity dress.

is she really preggy??! or she's just replaced her silicon into a new one??

#56

being pregnant isn't like doing ecstasy. it's not all grins and giggles. it's a pain in the ass most days. i'm sure she'll smile more once it's out and not kicking her organs every five minutes.

breeding is overrated. it's corporate america's way of enslaving the masses. yeah, keep breeding hungry little chubby consumers so you can spend the rest of your life trying to cater to their needs and trying to make up for your own sad childhoods.

#57

i'd rather be ugly and rich than "you" anyday and i'm sure christina would agree.

The eyelashes are A LOT. I like her . . . but they are just yucky.

I'm back....I know, I know, who cares.....but......................... msn.com is reporting that brit lost custody of her kids..... SHOCKER!

sssshhh. Now all the people who felt sorry for Paris on the Letterman thread will come over here and write about how they feel sorry for Britney.

Mommeeee!!!!

lmao I just read that Shitney Spears lost her kids.

I'm so psyched - for the brawl among Xtina's real-life gangbang posse to determine who the father is while Mr. "I Like To Watch 'My Wife' Get Repeatedly Tripled Penetrated by Her Dance Troupe" giggles and masturbates in the backround. Goddamn what a show that'll be.

britney just lost her kids...its on tmz.com

I finally figured out who her husband looks like: Tony Shalhoub's character in "Men in Black". I mean, look at the guy in pic 15, then look at this:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0120912/Ss/0120912/MIBII-133.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Shalhoub,%20Tony

The resemblance is uncanny!

Jesus Christ, what's the deal with that shaved ferret walking upright beside her?

OMG, she is so ugly! Do you see the 3 tons of make-up that is on her? And orange sprayed tan? And white bleached hair? That baby would be less toxic if conceived on Chernobyl's grounds. I love the fucking visible shading on her beak, to make it look human. What a possum she is!

That baby is going to be a FUCKING UGLY RODENT!

You would think with all their money the husband could afford a chin and jaw implant because of his NON EXISTENT CHIN AND JAW. That and getting his ears stapled back.

dam she fine is fuck too, why she gotta do this. first time i saw her man, he must have an 8 inch dick hahah

Dayum!!!! There's a M.I.L.F.!!!!!!

Hey veggi, how were your marys?

WOW! Those are niiiiceeeeee

too much makeup .

Is the Milk from real boobs like Christina's better than the milk from fake boobs like Heidi Montag's. The Fish must use his lustful feelings for Christina to motivate and put the wood to Heidi. Then when both are with child, the Fish can have a contest among his readers and the winner gets to drink the milk from both and tell us which tastes better.

What has she found in him?? He's extremely ugly!
She has nice boobs, hands and feet.. and could tone down the makeup just a little. But the guy....... Oh my..

Am I gonna have to read about brits kids getting taken away tomorrow?

Christina's boobs are not real. Can't you tell by the way they swing wide out to the side and the canyon between them? Implants, man. Implants plus the real boob swelling of pregnancy.

So here's what happens when your boobs start growing during pregnancy and you have a bag of silicone floating around inside. They may be big but the also look pretty fucked up. What an idiot to do that to her body. Take those sacs out woman.

I can't believe people don't realize Christina got implants. She got them several years ago.

#78. They both have implants. Christina's boobs are ROCK hard cantalopes.

OMG, haha check out the 2nd set, pic 3. The guy has crooked eyeballs!

Messin' with Sasquatch!

Yes the eye makeup is a little heavy in these pictures, but it's funny that no one mentioned that she's wearing makeup was done for a photo shoot earlier that day. I've been a huge Christina Aguilera fan since "Genie in A Bottle" came out in 1999 and through her many changes, I've always had a huge amount of respect for her for not being afraid to do whatever it took for her to be comfortable with herself as an artist and indivudual while staying true to herself. I love the fact that she hasn't let her appearance go in her pregnancy, unlike a certain junk-food and starbucks chugging, literally barefoot ex-pop star who married a "man" who left his pregnant girlfriend and first child to be "a better man" with her. Christina was smart and took her time, she didn't get married or pregnant right away. We all make mistakes but one thing you can say about Xtina is that through it all, she never went crazy or ended up in rehab...she actually learned from her mistakes. I am so happy for her and wish her nothing but good luck in blessing with the birth of her child. Love you Christina, shake the haters off!

THE EVIDENCE

BEFORE:

http://attustest.blogspot.com/2005/09/christina-and-her-implants.html

AFTER:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0873-asc/Events/0873-asc/aguilera.chr?path=pgallery&path_key=Aguilera,%20Christina

COME ON PEOPLE. honestly implants shimplants a whore is a whore but at least know who has what. Especially when it's this fucking obvious.

....and everyone in hollywood is a whore. So let the Christina lovers not go crazy I have nothing really against this woman. You know just wish she could try classy a la Catherine Zeta Jones, Charlize Theron or Nicole Kidman instead of skanky a la downtown prostitute.

But at least she's not Britney.

Preg pussy tastes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

She is so HOT, can anyone please tell me WHY, Oh WHY, she decided to have a baby with worlds only JEW-DONKEYRAT! hybrid ... WHY Christina, for goodness sake WHY ... I’ll very surprised if the baby doesn't come out with two heads or a tail or something!!! ... WHY Christina WHY ... :O(

By the looks of #5 she has crabs too. Scratch scratch....

She's not wearing nearly enough makeup. And her natural eyelashes are stunningly long. I'm amazed.

It's like she used a Bozo the Clown doll instead of a mirror.

Cruella DeVil! What the hell did you do to those puppies?

Brittney just lost custody

Um, hello, Britney just lost custody of her kids today...get with the program and update superfish!!!

Maybe she's not smiling because her husband's giant forehead zit gave her nausea

Why Christina dresses like this i'll never know. The fake eyelashes, the clown makeup? Come on. She's undeniably one of the most beautiful celebs and she makes herself look ugly. Oh and also, her areola are HUGE!

Britney losing custody isnt news. It was bound to happen and even stated here on this website but i didnt happen...until today, the greatest day ever...when someone actually realizes what a fucking imbecile and terrible mother Britney is.

im denying it.
short
bow-legged
rat faced
wigger in clown makeup
....
#91, those are false... i've seen pics of her without makeup.... in nature she has no eye lashes.
it's funny someone brought up she should be more classy like catherine zeta jones, charlize theron.... the looks like a goblin from the bronx next to them...

too bad britney lost her kids. she was looking hott on thursday!
http://www.britneyres.com/thumbnails.php?album=2569

Damn, that's alot of tit for that little guy.

who cares if her boobs are boob... her face looks horrible!!! lose the makeup! i wonder if she's pretty au natural

"She's undeniably one of the most beautiful celebs "

Holy shit, that is so not a fact. She was a dog when she started out, and still is one. Her voice is even annoying, honestly.

She has had implants forever. Are people really denying that? Sad.

"i will be stoned for saying this, but britney was always a prettier girl."

This is totally the truth. And it always bothered Christina, to be in her footsteps. I'll agree she cleaned up a bit, but hard to get any worse or whorier than she was. When you are not pretty, advertise that you'll spread, right? Or get a lot of "kinky" piercings, right? That's so general public. And of course, so Christina. She's not dumb. She has a mirror. Girl is FUG.

http://www.wildaboutmakeup.com/images/celebrity-without-make-up-christina-aguilera.jpg

UGLY AS SIN!

If you had her face, woudn't you wear a mask???????

her lipstick is not even on her lips, her eye make-up is not even on her eyes....

THANK YOU, "This is her without makeup" (#104).

Case In Point.

Those are niiiiiice.

/two thumbs up!

The differing colors of her fake tan make me wonder if she is color blind.

what's up with the elvis lip in pic 7?

I hate to break it to you but breast implants do not produce milk. That kid is going to have a lot of saline to drink but not much else

with all that over done make up and the over sized implants, one wonders if that bulge in her tummy is just another artificiall addition to her circus freak show costume.

but i must admit, she has all the makings of (wannabe) icon. she might be crazy, but she got balls. i doubt she'll ever lose custody of her kids, like brittany.

Christina is beautiful, she really is. Big striking blue eyes, lovely lips, petite and curvy...she looked like a porcelain doll as a child and even into her genie in a bottle days. She just is insecure and wears too much damn makeup.

Her body looks fine but her make up and the fake tan - WHY does she do that to herself.

idiots.

faguilera had implants put in a couple years ago.

i hope her baby chokes on silicone. or saline. or whateve ris in the bags

who cares she's still bow legged. and her tits are only huge coz she's got implants

Shit, someone accidently hung some saddle bags around her neck.

It appears pregnancy is causing her faux mams to migrate south, east and west.

pretty girl
too much makeup

i love these!! make me wanna say "mama!!"

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2262715

texas tranny is a fucking loser!

#102 you're seriously gay if you think this girl was ugly when she was 17, 18 or even know. Her voice is annoying but its still a lot better than 90% of the female artists out there. She can hit notes no one else can.

As for her breast implants, when did that have any bearing on how hot a girl is?

She looks like god-damn Mickey Mouse with those lips and false lashes. Ick.

Fake tits, fake hair, grating voice, dumb as a rock, and married an ugly jew for money..

Ok, I don't like her as well, but obviously there are people, who like her.

Ease up on the trash talk. She's going to be somoene's mommy.

Hitler, eh, I mean Nagger, remember how you felt this morning when the kids in the neighborhood said that your mother sux so much cock that her mouth is like a convenience store--open 24 hours a day?

one hot and sexy pregnant mama!

she's mostly way too hot for that guy she's with

Christina will make a good mom. The more I look at her pregnant, I'm kinda in love with her.

1. mkell - October 1, 2007 3:01 PM

Wowzers! Go-go Gadget Bazookas!!

2. Barry LeFarge - October 1, 2007 3:02 PM

Those are some huge titties! They could feed me for a week

3. mac - October 1, 2007 3:02 PM

Someone should tell her Halloween isn't for another couple weeks....lose the mask. Yikes.

4. jrzmommy - October 1, 2007 3:03 PM

I think Tammy Faye Baker bequeefed her false eyelashes to Xtina.

5. adeliza - October 1, 2007 3:03 PM

I couldn't get past those fake eyelashes. Good God. I wonder how much time each day she spends putting that face on, then taking it off.

6. TS - October 1, 2007 3:05 PM

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

7. bubba lubdubski - October 1, 2007 3:05 PM

gotta love the little "demon seed" bedazzler on her belly. suppose that says something about how she feels about her half hottie, half sasquatch offspring?

honestly, I can't believe I noticed the bedazzled tummie.....I think that tory spelling image turned me to into a queer eye guy. thanks fish...bastage.

8. Amber - October 1, 2007 3:05 PM

She would look so much better without all the makeup. She is beautiful without all the "fakeness."

9. Christ on a Crotch - October 1, 2007 3:06 PM

Horrible tacky half a fathead. Bitch always looks like a fucking clown; someonw, anyone, MAC, Liz Arden, Estee Lauder, please show this woman how to put on make up, PLEAEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!!!

She looks so decent when she has not a stitch of makeup on. Natural and even has freckles.

Hi-de-ous!!!

10. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:06 PM

She does wear more make-up than me.

11. FagHag - October 1, 2007 3:09 PM

Damn I bet those are some fine ass titties.

12. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:09 PM

Hey Val! Do you think she is prettier than me?

13. BAM - October 1, 2007 3:10 PM

i could care less about the fake eyelashes, wtc is going on with the black eye shadow. it looks like she applied roofing tar to her face.

14. Shallow Val - October 1, 2007 3:11 PM

TT, nobody holds a candle to you, sweetie.

15. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:13 PM

Not even to drip hot wax on my balls?

16. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:13 PM

would you hold a candle to me? in my eye? for hours? please!

17. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:14 PM

I hate fucking trolls..............LOSER.

18. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:17 PM

Your trolling will do no good.
Everyone (or most) here knows me and my personality and knows I wouldn't post such lame-ass comments.

What makes a troll tick? I don't see the motivation.

19. LL - October 1, 2007 3:17 PM

Christina and Amy Wino should teach other women how to apply makeup. So, so pretty...

Man, there are gonna be epic stretch marks on those when it's all said and done. Also pretty.

20. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:17 PM

shut up 15, 16, and 17! I'm the real TT! I'm the only gay one that can reach my level of gayness. Stupid trolls! You just shut your mouth!!!!

People like me here cause I am gay and I shave my balls.

21. no # 8 - October 1, 2007 3:20 PM

she looks like a bow-legged rat without all the makeup.

22. jrzmommy - October 1, 2007 3:20 PM

TT's Troll......it's not like you could possibly come up with something that would embarrass TT...I mean.....he's openly a cross-dressing dude that likes to fuck guys and enjoys chicks, as well....what's left to say that he hasn't said already? Right, TT?

23. Koko - October 1, 2007 3:21 PM

Looking at her husband, and then at the stunning hotness that is Xtina, I keep hoping that on the magic day, her little baby comes out and looks like her big studly black bodyguard instead. LMAO

24. Remember The Alamo - October 1, 2007 3:21 PM

While it is true, I do shave my balls (and everything else) I'm not gay, dick-for-breath.
Everyone knows I swing both ways. I'd lay down damn good money that I get more pussy in a week than you've had in your whole life.

25. shutthefuckuptt - October 1, 2007 3:22 PM

right TT? right? oh dear. what a loser.

26. she picked her husband - October 1, 2007 3:23 PM

she picked a super ugly husband so he wouldn't leave her when he saw her not in drag.

27. veggi - October 1, 2007 3:24 PM

24- who are you and who are you talking to? I'm lost. But I'm used to that......

28. jrzmommy - October 1, 2007 3:24 PM

looks like someone (#25) woke up on the wrong side of the gutter today.

29. Texas Tranny - October 1, 2007 3:25 PM

Jrzymommy,
You know it.
I'm an openly honest person, nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of.

Can you say that, troll?

30. Shallow Val - October 1, 2007 3:26 PM

12 - Heck no, man. You're pretty; she's pretty ordinary.

She looks like a drag queen. One with big boobs that is.

If you're wondering why i did that post, it's because i'm so bored and don't have a fucking life.
Let's fuck, Texas Tranny!

since when to china dolls have:
long point noses
beedy eyes ( her's are kinda small actually)
long pointy faces
bowed legs
breast implants
and genital piercings.........
this girl is far from a china doll/...
goblin hooker from the bronx sums it up.

when she started out she looked like an anorexic rat who came from the wrong side of the tracks... i didn't notice her a lot back then because i was too distracted by britney's pretty smile and firm butt.

@133
Come on baby.

@ #51- I'm not gonna cast the first stone. I agree. Britney always was prettier than Christina. She had a much nicer figure too.
Seriously, Christina needs to ease up on the makeup! Its like she doesn't go anywhere without 20 pounds of makeup on her face.

nice makeup. she's all set for halloween, if she just leaves it on till then.

The Wrath of Divine Has Been Released! How dare she disrespect his memory in such an obvious fashion! The spider false eyelashes, the makeup that looks like Homer Simpson hit her with his paint gun.....Yeah, this was for a photo shoot.....she's doing a remake of "Pink Flamingos", right?

133 and 136 - yr teasing me, I wanna watch. I'm all horny after looking at Christina. Methinks I like the preggos. I don't even mind Brit's belly.

the more pregnant she gets, the hotter this chick gets. damn.

maybe to mutants like like you 141, who like sloppy tranny cholo tackiness with big noses and bowed legs

her boobs are completely on either side of her body, and she is def shaped like a pear.... this body will age HORRIBLY.

She's so understated and natural looking. real girl next door type.

Those "huge titties" could not feed you for a day, unless you like eating silicone.
She might have a slight layer of milk now, but the rest is all fake. Just believe it or check old pics, fools. She is as fake as her beauty withouth make up, fake eyelashes, hair do, hair dying, lip colagen, sun tan and ass surgery.

She looks like a $10 hooker with that make-up, and he looks like he could fly in a race with dumbo.

She should do one of those classy Elle-pregnant-celeb covers. You know the one....The side pose with her arm across her boobs. BUT...change it up and have her arms by her side PROUDLY showing off the benefits of pregnancy! MASSIVE BUNDLES OF JOY. :)

Yep, she'll be a contender for the Feeder's Cup soon. FYI, Selma Hayek is the reigning champ.

Is the term Clown Whore... or Whore Clown??

she is hot. no matter how she looks she is always hot.