Oct 4 2007Charlie Sheen may have some issues, just a few

what an idiot

I feel like punching shit too.

I dont see the problem. Porn is good. Precious porn.

Any bitch coming between a man and his teen cheerleader porn is evil and jealous.

He's just acting out what's inside every guy.

Dude sounds crazy. I'm wondering if Emillio is thinking he should shoot his brother for real like they did in Triple X?

Call me crazy, but I feel that after starring in a movie such as "Men at Work," Sheen should be immune from any social stigma and/ or legal recourse.

That being said, "Id love to give it to you any time" is also an ingenious statement regarding photo's of his erect penis. This, alone, should prove his competency as a father and subsequently win him custody.

"Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to "become retarded.""

That's just an excuse; everyone knows Denise was probably being selfish and not letting Charlie titty-fuck her and then nurse, and so he got mad . . .

That's a lot of effort, spraypainting the picture. I would've run over it with my car. Much easier.

Just what happens when two tards tango.

The Superficial TRIES to play catch-up...

... but OLD NEWS is OLD NEWS LOSERS!

Too bad he ruined Densie ... she had potential

By "I'd love to give it to you anytime", is he referring to the picture of his penis? Or the penis itself? I feel that further clarification is needed before I can make an informed decision. Maybe this statement merely indicates an exchange between two avid photography buffs. It's all so unclear.

Denise knew that Charlie was a big horny bastard before he met him. Heck the entire US knew that he liked whores and easy lays. Why is she acting like it is front page news!

One more argument against marriage.....

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Like this is news? one look at that loony toons face says it all. It's funny though.

...I feel like they are both idiots. But clearly--this guy is off his rocker. Makes me feel sorry for his kids. Yeah, porn is fine...underage porn=not fine. Being angry is fine...pitching a tantrum=not fine. Married and sending strangers pictures of your schlong...aaaah, there's a word for that..LOSER.

#11-Joe

He did not ruin Denise. She knew he liked to screw a lot of women and whores. Denise knew what she was getting into but decided to look the other way. Denise got what she wanted, she got famous for marrying Charlie.

God I hate Mondays

Oh right. And Charlie Sheen is WEIRD!!! I like that. Wouldn't date him though.

I hear ya frist. FUCKING mondays!!!!

and all men fucking love porn. duh.

Topper Harley: So... I guess you've been with a man before...
Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

Behind every woman (hot or not), there is a man who is completely and utterly tired of putting up with her shit.

I've tried twice and failed both times. The common denominator is ME? No, the common denominator is FEMALE. Maybe Sheen has it right by trying to hook up with men. BLEEAAHHHHH!!!

RE 14. havoc - October 4, 2007 12:11 PM - One more argument against marriage.....

For reals.

Having said that, I gotta wonder WTF is wrong with a dude who has a hot chick at home to bang (and I'm not saying Denise was wife of the year or anything, just sayin') and still has to get some strange. Most men would love to hear that the wife doesn't want to breast feed anymore (because now he gets them titties all to himself again), but not this freak. Martin Sheen must be proud. If you want to bang numerous mostly anonymous women, just don't get married. And you might want to make sure you have a steady supply of rubbers, and maybe get regular AIDS, herpes, Hep C, genital warts tests, too, just to be safe. I wouldn't touch Charlie Sheen now with someone else's poon at the end of a 10-foot-pole. He's gotta be diseased in some way. We talk about Paris and Pam being diseased, but they got that way with unwise sexual partners/practices (I don't believe Pam got it from a needle, that sounds like BS to me). There's tons of dicks out there dripping with disease. Probably more men than women are carrying all kinds of shit you don't want any part of.

Yeah, Rob, if you picked and married two losers, you ARE part of the problem. At the very least, you're a poor judge of character. And I'd say the same to women who bitch that they can't find anything but losers.

Feel free to switch teams, doesn't sound like the ladies will be missing much.

Just sayin', and it HAD to be said. And I'm being kinder than most whose responses will follow mine.

@22, You got the right one baby. Hit the nail on the head. He is just a screwed up hollywood loser. Grew up there, got screwed there, will dies a horrible death there.

There still ain't nothing about a hairy crank that turns me on. IF I was to want to run the streets, I'd have not got married.

...hahah...I agree w/#22...what's up with that? And also #21 {but it works both ways hon}...but especially #15!!! The one thing that got me about this post was his face!!! I mean "looney toon" all the way! Hysterical. Totally cracked me up this morning...;)

For all the people who complain that we don't rag on men like we do women, this is one raggedy, supremely unattractive guy. Honestly, the only way I could see any woman having sex with him is for the money, and it would have to be a helluva lot of money.

MAN, you big asshole. What do you say about spending your time more usefull? Are you a FAGGOT or what? What sort of meaning has life to you?
Look around you, don't "take" a girl or marry again. GO AND USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND USE YOUR IMAGINATION FOR A NEW MOVIE!!

How big was that wedding picture? That's a lot of words to spray paint.

Why you so pissed today veggi? I know why I'M pissed....

Oh, and chicks dig porn too. Well at least I do.

FRIST!!! Dudes dig chicks that dig porn...

The problem with marriage.

"Women think he will change. Men think she won't"

Anyway... As for the person who thinks more men have deseases than women. Actually the opposite is true. For two reasons.

1) Non desirable men can't screw around as easily as non desirable women.
2) It's easier for a woman to catch it from an infected partner. Look at the stats from Africa.

Hollywood doesn't marry, they merge carreers....We can count on one hand, the successful marriages. Will/Jada, and few others, but they suck as marriage partners. Why not have sex, and have fun, and then when you are old, and your career is over, have your little farm with your little wife, and your little rug rats.

All Charlie needs to do is present photos of Denise on the beach with Richie Sambora that were up on the Fish showing her with coke in her nose. Stupidity and naked photos vs. coke use? Yeah. K-Fed over Britney. Charlie over Denise.

I think she's a lying whore about the gay porn.

Can't everyone just leave a comment without being preverted, it gets old reading comments from uneducated morons.

#36 Then don't read them. The price of freedom is tolerance.

#36 What's preverted?
Well at least you're not an uneducated moron like the rest of us.

#36 The story is he said/she said perverted crap. If you don't like the thread, don't read it, or comment. And speaking of moronic, I'd be surprised if your bon bon eating, Oprah watching ass even graduated High School. How ya like me now?

#21 u are so right ,behind every woman hot or not,stands a guy who is sick of her bullshit.so true.

#39 well said

RE 32. John - October 4, 2007 12:45 PM: I don't know if you're a medical professional (I kinda doubt it, and neither am I), but your "evidence" sounds like something Britney would throw together. Using AIDS transmission rates from sub-Saharan Africa to argue that women get diseased more readily (mostly from men, so not sure what your point is there) isn't really relevant to disease patterns in America, which is what I was was referring to. As for your first point, define "undesirable." Ugly, old? Then how does Trump get laid? Unless you have actual facts from a reputable source, you're gonna have to do better than that. Women may become infected more readily than men, but it doesn't follow from that that they pass on disease AS readily TO men. Do some reading up on patterns and means of VD transmission, etc. and get back to us.

I don't actually know that "probably" more men than women are disease carriers in this country (that's why I used the word "probably"), it was just a guess. I love how men brag about being promiscuous (as many do), but don't want to claim what usually goes with that behavior (ie, disease, often chronic, incurable disease). Charlie Sheen appears to be a big old skank, but we hardly ever hear about the male skanks, just the female ones. I was just pointing out that the female "skanks" get their diseases from someone, and that someone is usually a male. So if we're gonna rag on Paris and Pam and Lohan, it's only fair (not to mention amusing) to do the same for their male counterparts. If you're gonna stick your dick in everything that stays still enough to let you, you're probably gonna pick something up and pass it on, forevermore.

mrjonze55!! I havehad some hot cybersex with that guy!

Charlie Sheen, Martin Sheen, Emilio & Ramon Estevez 1 Huge Assclown of a family...and its fitting that Charlie Sheen ended up with someone as whacked out as him..Denise Richards...both losers. After all of these years you would think they would stop trying to be important.

He was hansome when he was younger, now he just looks creepy.

I have been trying to give up porn, I don't think it's good for my mind. I wonder about people who praise porn as if it's all hunky-dory when it's between consenting adults. Adults can be stupid, too, you know. The girls in those movies are ruined, they will never be loved. Look at porn if you have to, but don't make it into some happy thing.

Just like if someone is born gay, fine, but I'm so sick of their parades and the general gay-worship of the modern world. What is there to celebrate about going to dungeons and putting your ass in a sling to be fucked by sixteen men in a row? Yet gays are supposed to be so friendly and funny, we have to "celebrate" them all the time. Keep it to your fucking selves!

Rant over.

#45 - Charlie Sheen has ALWAYS been creepy.

Now he's creepy to the tenth power.

Please, dear Lord, let this, the longest and most boring workday of my career, end before I do something stupid. I haven't received an email since this morning. TMZ and Superficial are not posting anything. Perezhilton has been blocked by my company, and not even my wife is answering at her work. If the internet monitor-guys look at my records, they will be amazed at how many times I have been to the news sites and entertainment sites. I have pooped twice. My butt is LITERALLY sore from sitting here. Somebody..........please...

Her lawyer is making her say this crap, this is classic Kalifornia lawyer shit. It's all about the money. Money.Money.Money. Lawyers and ex wives should all fucking die.

Miguelito I bet you have a yummy ass.

#46 Have you ever tried to celebrate heterosexuality? Chant something like
"I'm here.
I like pussy and beer.
Tell my wife to stop bitching at me.
I can't get used to it."

People just look at me like I'm some kind of a faggot or something.

Divorcing Denise Richards is just wrong...

Yeah and her mom Denise is a whore who shows of her tittays and will pose nekkid with another whore who has fake tittays.

When will Al Quada drop a bomb on Los Angeles and Hollywood, or at least where all these stupid, vacuous (THAT's how you spell it), phony and vain nobodies live and finally end the war forever. They contribute nothing (well only to the pigs who whack off to their pictures).

YEAH! I SAID IT!!!!

Denise Richards is a fake titted, old skinned, fish faced, bitch..

Charlie is a complete idiot.. He actually believes the USA blew up the world trade center.

#21 ROB

You said it brother!!!!! Denise Richards is a whore.

RE 46. Miguelito - October 4, 2007 2:08 PM

He's got a point (about porn). I'm not saying it's evil or should be outlawed, but the proliferation of porn is not a good thing for sex in general. Like soap operas and women's magazines do to women, porn gives men unrealistic expectations that they impose on themselves and women. I don't really want to rip every hair out of my cooch and take it up the ass like porno chicks do, but now that millions of men have seen that shit, a lot of them seem to expect that from real women who haven't been molested/neglected into a life of porn and drugs. The sex industries attract broken people (mostly women) and the scumbags who exploit them. Porn is sex the way "American Idol" is music.

As for the homophobia, you're on your own there. I don't think the scenario you describe applies to most homos, so maybe just chill out. Try not to shit a brick just because you saw two guys holding hands.

Ya know, Denise is an idiot (granted she's probably the better, more decent human being between the 2). But seriously, who did she think she was marrying here? Charlie Sheen has always been known for his dirty antics. Wasn't he at the top of Heidi Fleiss' list? I mean come on, not the best candidate for your future husband and father of your children. And yet she acts so surprised. Anyways, I think she is over reacting. Let's face it, 99.999% of men look at porn. That doesn't make them pedos. But yeh, posting your penis and trying to hook up are big no-nos. But once again, "It's Charlie, bitch"...what did she expect?

The world need fewer guns and lots more porn.

Have any of you ever heard Denise talk? She is the stupidest person alive. If the kids are retarded, it's because inherited her idiocy. DON'T DRINK THE BREASTMILK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Charlie Sheen and therefore would not tap Denise Richards..unless I knew it would make her mad. But then again, "crazy angry, punch the head board, use an Olsen twin as a shoe horn" sex with Denise Richards would be cool too.

I think he has syphillis and that's why he's so fucking crazy.

u guys are freaken funny...even though its at the expense of someone else, it feels good to laugh.

its like DUH girls. once a walking BONER always a walking BONER...its to late for him to change.

Due to STDs, Charlie Sheen's dick is more toxic than a rattlesnake.

Would you stick a rattlesnake's head in your pootang? Huh? Would you?

I'll bet his picture of his dick even has fangs on it. Yeah girls, go get it, go fuck this married dick with 20 STDs. Hot stuff...hot stuff.

54 - maybe not but they allowed it to happen. All those eyes, all those airports, and NOBODY knew.

nagger, please!!!!

Though I will say men should be able to look at porn. Just don't flash your dick on adult sites trying to fuck STD bags while your poor unsuspecting wife sits at home. That's fucked up.

Then again...why do women fall for trash? Charlie has Denise Richards and probably, like, 30 women on the side all at the same time. And all the women will go for it. And think they're "the one". And fall for all his bullshit.

Women are just stupid when it comes to relationships and men.

@64...I'll bet his picture of his dick even has fangs on it.
lol, good one.

46, you know, I agree with your post. Every bit of it.

Porn has its fun moments but it, like chocolate should be used/eaten in moderation.

Gay guys are neat and funny, but it boggles the mind as to how many men have unprotected sex in alleyways and in dungeons (I know two guys who do that, and only because they think it's expected of them as gay men), and not to mention the meth/sex problem that is going on out there too.

It's not that those things are "wrong;" but when it becomes a nationwide obsession, then it's something that needs to be looked at individually. What do we even care about anymore? We're a nation of drug and sex addled sycophants who are believing the fantasy. We are a nation of television addicts who watch shows like "Dirty, Sexy Money" thinking that it is actually real. Yeah some people live like that, but it's a facade. It's an fantastic idea that has been hammered into the small and feeble-minded. None of it is real, and nobody even knows it anymore.

Like Vampires; I love to believe they exist but they don't. And yet you have people getting fangs put in, cutting and biting and drinking each others blood. YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE!!!!! Jeez I can't wait for the Revolution.

i'm sorry but the wedding picture thing has made him my hero. hilarious.

Charlie Sheen is the man :) Freaking awesome.

If he was so bad and disturbed.............then why after they split up did she ask him to give her another baby?

She is a crazy whore!

#48

You must work for the US Government. They work about 3 hours a day or less. I know because I am a contractor that does temporary work at Government job sites because the Government employees are too lazy to work 8 hours.

#34

Good point and what kind of a person sleeps with her best friends husband. Denise is worse than Charlie.

You sonofabitch Superfish, it's bad enough reading about Charlie Sheen's ugly erect penis without you posting a picture of it right above the story. My poor eyes.

charlie "the sheen man"/"charlie machine" is the bomb!

he should, however, rethink the wigs he's been wearing. eh.

I hope Brooke Mueller is using what little brains she has to revisit the marrying Charlie idea. Is this really the kind of guy you want to have in your life? However much he hates Denise how stupid can he be to put that kind of stuff in emails? What a jackass Charlie Sheen is!

Charlie Sheen is deeply, deeply disturbed. Denise Richards must be at least mildy disturbed to have married him, but she was young, in love, and had no idea what she was getting into. But the one who must be the most deranged is the woman who is engaged to him now. I hope she wakes up, runs away, and doesn't look back because he is not going to mellow with age- he will just get worse.

mrjonze55 doesn't sound very feminine...

#77

Everyone in the US knows that Charlie was a sex addict and loved whores. Denise knew what she was getting into. She wanted to be famous by marrying Charlie.

OK, Denise, you bitch! Go ahead! Marry Bonaduce, see if I care!!!

I want to see these so-called pictures! I bet he has a little dick.

denise has NO charactor. it so pathetic of her to diss the father of her children so publicly like that. she AND kim bassinger both. in the nd - all they want is to be paid a lump sum in child support to live off of for the rest of their lives. how the hell are their ex's suppose to pay this if these women set out to ruin their careers like they are so whole-heartedly trying to do?? dumb blondes. they should spend less money on plastic surgery and more time on fixing their souls.

cocain is a hell of a drug mang!

Loser dog.

shes probably mad cuz he dumped her for a younger woman because she was starting too look worn and leathery

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth...
GROW THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU

October 4, 2007 -- "GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig," reads another.

"You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don't get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail.

Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women."

"I'd love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55."

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state.

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to "become retarded."

"He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed 'the dumbest day of my life,' " Richards claims in the documents.

A month prior to the lewd e-mails, Sheen tried to apologize. "I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever," he wrote. "The anger and frustration that our situation has generated is beginning to manifest itself in physical forms and cellular regression."

But less than two weeks later, he was sending Richards e-mails such as, "You are a horrible mom. Save your phony flowers for any one of your 30 dogs."

Sheen said through his spokesman, "I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane."
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10042007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

You are a sad shitty pig sow poopy butt! A sad, shitty, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and sad and evil and a sad bad mom and have a sad bald mom with a mouth full of doo-doo who is sad and jobless and sad and evil, so go fuck yourself you sad and talentless and sad and jobless pig, evil piece of sad and talentless and jobless shit, horrible sow with horrible piglets, and sad fucking loser poopoo-face 10 cent whore!

he's like Quagmire from Family Guy

@ 81: You asked to see pictures of Charlie's little dick? OK, click the blue link and see naked Charlie with one of his naked chicks.

I like Charlie Sheen, don't get me wrong, but the way he acts is expressive of how he probably grew up. He had a father who wasn't around much and having a male authority figure in life is extremely important for boys. He just never had anyone there to teach him how to act right.

For all we know, Emilio has a lot of problems, too. But the closest thing to fame he married was Paula Abdul and that was at least 15 years ago, so there's no one to blab a bunch of crap about him into the press.

yeah, who does that?!? by the way, does anyone know what type of tape to use if you have some type of picture, big photo-type thing that needs to put back together? anyone?

Damn, Charlie Sheen looks old. I mean, he's only forty-two, right? He's gotta be on drugs. Kind of vacant looking too.

@ 92 just me: OMG! OMFG! Do I know tape! Yes! Use wads and wads and rolls and rolls of White Carton Sealing Tape and then lots of Blue Carton Sealing Tape and then about 20 rolls of Purple Electrical Tape and maybe 45 or 50 rolls of WARNING-AVISO White Carton Sealing Tape and then 37 rolls of Purple Carton Sealing Tape and then 62 rolls of Vinyl Safety Stripe Tape and then 27 packages of Pocket Duct Blue 5 Piece Internet Pack and then 16 rolls of EL766C-L 3/4" x 66' Brown Electrical Tape and then 48 rolls of 1/2" x 10 yd Ultra Premium Glow Tape but wait! don't stop there keep on going with more gaffers tape and spike tape and safety tape and duct tape and cloth tape and floor tape and packing tape and double-sided tape and paper tape and masking tape and die-cut tpae products and more glow tape! Yeah! At least that should get you started . . . if you use all that it might, just might, hold that photo-type picture thingy together . . . but then use glue too! Like Elmer's glue and super glue and hot plastic gun glue! And nails! Yeah plenty of nails! And staples and screws like wood screws and molly screws and bolts like machine bolts! And tie it up with string and rope and ribbons! Then wrap it in packing paper and that bubble crap and then use more tape!!! Yeah tape!!! Always gotta use more tape!!!!!!

Does that help????????????

Do NOT ask Tape Master about tape. You'll be sorry. Just FYI.

Though I do wonder now if there's a Velcro Master. I bet Tape Master and Velcro Master are always battling for supremacy in the fastener world. One day Hollywood will make a major motion picture event about it, after they run out of lame-ass comic book characters and cartoon characters to ruin.

#91
Charlie is an adult and in control of his life. Yes his father probably was not around much growing up, but Charlie knows right from wrong. As an adult Charlie doesn't care about his bad behavior while his brother Emilio does. Emilio does more producing than acting these days. His last movie produced was about Kennedy.

#82
I agree. You can't put a dollar amount on ones soul.

am I the only one who thinks Denise is hot?!!!!!!!

@88: OMG! Awesome! Profound! Wise beyond words!

Ahh! Denise and Charlie were made for each other!

Hello people! These are her accusations! Who says they are true? Why is this "journalist" taking her side right out of the box?? The fact that we are interested is ridiculous!

the more i read about charlie sheen the more i think he's a lot like me.

#46 & 68 Right on and way to say it. It's not about being “tolerant” and ”accepting”. It's about the pure lack of morals and integrity. Not enough people stand up for these MOST IMPORTANT values of society. Instead, we get lambasted by the media and PC special interest groups. “Special interests”, are you kidding me? I thought democracy was MAJORITY rules?!?!

“IT'S NOT REAL!!!” has been my motto for about the past year to all those trying to emulate these fake and useless lives. That's not saying their lives aren't salvagable, just don't believe the crap that they spew in their pretend worlds!

20. Nice “Hot Shots!” reference!!!

Sad thing is that some of you actually believe Denise is telling the truth! Please people, she IS a sad jobless pig, she fucked Heather Locklear's husband and now she's pointing the finger at Charlie? Charlie admits he likes porn, so who cares what he does on the internet, it isn't like he keeps his life a big secret anyhow.

Now is Charlie fucking married women - is he fucking his friend's wives? NO, but Denise was boinking Sambora her friend's hubby. What kind of person are you to do something like that? Where are your morals? Um, technically there is more honor in using a Hollywood Madam's services rather than fucking your friend's spouses, can I get an amen?

Denise on the other hand does what every miserable woman does and tries to parlay Charlie's internet flirting with some women into, "ohhh, I'll make him look like a pedophile....no wait, I'll make him look like a gay pedophile! That'll be good for my kids!" Denise and Kim Bassinger both should get only supervised visitation and be ordered to attend parenting classes. Plus Denise needs to get off the coke.

I think they both have some problems, but denise doesn't have any room to talk about anyone, I've seen some of her nude pictures and alot of lip action with other women and then sleeping with her friends husband, that's the pot calling the kettle black.

I think they both have some problems, but denise doesn't have any room to talk about anyone, I've seen some of her nude pictures and alot of lip action with other women and then sleeping with her friends husband, that's the pot calling the kettle black.