Oct 22 2007Catherine Zeta-Jones still hot but married to that old guy
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas attended the benefit for the Motion Picture and Television Fund at Sony Studios over the weekend. It should be a crime for a woman that good looking to date a dude that old. I mean, yeah, he’ll probably die soon. (Keeping my fingers crossed for tomorrow.) But Grandpa here should let young bucks like me have a chance. Maybe, instead of feeding you oatmeal and watching the History channel, Catherine would like to feel pecs that were chiseled from marble by Zeus himself. Sure, maybe he was a bit overzealous and gave me an extra nipple or four, but just feel those pectoral muscles. You can’t? Too many nips? Goddammit, Zeus.


Reader Comments
1. Biggerthangod - October 22, 2007 5:12 PM
frist..and i really don't care about that old dude and that welsh bitch..
boooyaaa
2. first - October 22, 2007 5:12 PM
FIRST
3. skeleton raper - October 22, 2007 5:13 PM
i'm not saying she's a gold gigger but.........
4. skeleton raper - October 22, 2007 5:15 PM
fuck it. she's a gold digger. she's not letting the crypt keeper dig out her vag every night for love.
5. Aura - October 22, 2007 5:15 PM
Slow day.... I AM BORED with all these lame-ass posts
6. PunkA - October 22, 2007 5:17 PM
Zeta-j is no gold digger. She has her coin. That T-Mobile deal she had was the highest celeb endorsement deal ever at $10 mill per year. So she is flush. I just wonder why she is in love with Mr. Wrinkles. The dude needs to invent an iron for his skin, or soon he will hang more than a bassett hound.
7. stephanie - October 22, 2007 5:19 PM
She is the most beautiful woman on the planet, IMO. Utter goddesshood right there.
8. p911gt10c - October 22, 2007 5:19 PM
who cares what she's doin, just have her bend over Entrapment style one more time.
Oh, and #1 and 2, you're both losers.
9. smfsdfd - October 22, 2007 5:19 PM
The humiliation she must feel everyday that she has to look at his dirty Depends in the bathroom trash can next to her makeup and shit. But then again ... Gold Digging has no boundaries.
10. Star Fantasies - October 22, 2007 5:21 PM
If you mix Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kim Kardashian together, this is what you get.
11. NOT over the hill - October 22, 2007 5:22 PM
She's your mom and he's your grandfather. "Hot" left town for these two many, many years ago.
12. me - October 22, 2007 5:22 PM
Old men know how to do it better.
13. Cany - October 22, 2007 5:23 PM
What does this have to do with BRITNEY??????
14. veggi - October 22, 2007 5:25 PM
She practices blowjobs by licking a turtle's neck.
15. bob - October 22, 2007 5:25 PM
i bet her pussy is juicy and taste awesome
16. Auntie Kryst - October 22, 2007 5:29 PM
Now she is a good looking brunette. About goddamn time for a new post.
17. Celebrity Spy - October 22, 2007 5:30 PM
I don't know how she does it. Remember when Star published this picture of him from their honeymoon?
18. PunkA - October 22, 2007 5:30 PM
Somehow, I get the feeling that she is a real bitch. Her role in American Sweethearts was typecasting, not acting. She just has an agry side to her that scares me.
19. the real veggi doesnt go here anymore - October 22, 2007 5:31 PM
suck it 14- the name is yours.
20. Texas Tranny - October 22, 2007 5:31 PM
Dad???
21. veggi troll - October 22, 2007 5:32 PM
Another one bites the dust! Haha, weak motherfucker!
22. Kevin S - October 22, 2007 5:34 PM
She wants me.. or so I've heard
23. Bigheadmike - October 22, 2007 5:34 PM
I think sleeping Michael Douglas ruined her for me.
24. Nancy - October 22, 2007 5:38 PM
I read that he forced her to give his dad "once last roll" after his major stroke, but after 20 minutes of flopping around and drooling a few inches away from her pussy, he gave up and then left skid marks as he tried to scoot off the bed.
25. kpol - October 22, 2007 5:46 PM
I hear Mike and Catherine still have great sex. Mike pops 2 Viagra and puts a little Poligrip where they used to use KY.
26. Phaimus - October 22, 2007 5:47 PM
lucky bastard
27. PHIL - October 22, 2007 5:55 PM
she can keep any old guy hard. nice boobs
28. Biondo - October 22, 2007 5:55 PM
Catherine has said that she learned to live with the occasional "accidents" he tends to have during orgasm.
29. Cindy - October 22, 2007 5:57 PM
He has this one liver spot, right at the tip of his penis, that she just loves to lick. I think that's so romantic!
30. Traciann - October 22, 2007 6:00 PM
She's thickened up a lot since her younger days (when she was hot). Both in her body and her face. It's amazing people still think she's sexy. She's mom with much better cheekbones and makeup.
31. Paco - October 22, 2007 6:01 PM
She sends him to the drugstore so he can use his AARP discount on the condoms.
32. bitch, please - October 22, 2007 6:14 PM
She's a gold digger, he's a cradle snatcher. I can't decide who I despise more. She is Welsh though... don't they fuck sheep or something?
33. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 22, 2007 6:22 PM
Hmmm. This is the first time I've seen these two sue-happy bastards on here. They'd sue the pants off a homeless man just for sleeping near their locked iron gates.
She sued a strip club, a cosmetics company, threatened to sue Clear Channel, numerous tabloids, and a neighbor--for having an ugly shed, as I remember. She also bought a mansion in Wales and tried to ban the public from using a PUBLIC footpath that runs behind her house, because it would invade her privacy, and she's a huge star, dontcha know.
Being a pain in the ass, and suing people, is what she does when she's not making movies--which is most of the time.
34. kitty_kat - October 22, 2007 6:25 PM
See, Angelina? You don't have to look like crap after having a baby!
35. Sara - October 22, 2007 6:38 PM
She is so natural. I remember her first TV programme Darling Buds of May, she was about 17 then and was a great hit too.
36. Harry - October 22, 2007 6:40 PM
I saw them recently at a celebrity charity thing, and to my surprise, they seemed like genuinely nice people. Both took time to socialize with "common folk" like myself, when they really didn't have to. I have much more respect for them now.
37. Taylor - October 22, 2007 7:01 PM
# 35, She is far from Natural.. as in no plastics work here. Please!
38. Hollywood Agent - October 22, 2007 7:18 PM
You should have seen how old he really is........this picture is post face life. He had one last year, and now he looks just plain weird.
39. SSS - October 22, 2007 7:38 PM
"yeah, he’ll probably die soon", pshaw! His dad's still alive, even after a bad stroke. Michael's probably going to be around quite some time.
About a year or two ago, I saw some photos that were supposedly CZJ when her career was just beginning -- I believe they were shot to promote some Mexican TV shows. Anyway, if they were indeed CZJ, those early pics were NOT very becoming. If they were her, she's had a LOT of work done. Too bad I can't get the correct keywords to find those old pics (even if they weren't actually her, they'd probably still be somewhere if I could get the keywords right -- unless she went sue-happy on everyone hosting them, which is believable with her. Vindictiveness is not gracious!)
40. alf oldland - October 22, 2007 8:02 PM
she's a gold-digger -- she'd never have acquired her level of representation or her endorsement deals without his profile and connections.
he looks more like his father every day. he's had such a good life....
41. NHerd - October 22, 2007 8:11 PM
Anytime I see Michael, I think of those plastic surgery pics of his with the blood on his face and........gag.
42. allota vajinah - October 22, 2007 8:31 PM
she has great postier. i dont get the hype though. her face is REALLY round and her eye are small and sqiunty. she's had alot done and it makes her look plastic.
43. Sharon - October 22, 2007 8:43 PM
I can't stand either one of them.
He's a dirty old man and she's a materialistic bitch. And she's not as attractive as she thinks she is.
I'm glad they live on an island. I hope global warming drowns both of the very very soon.
44. kfag - October 22, 2007 8:46 PM
hahah...global warming....NOO! THE PLANET'S TEMPERATURE HAS INCREASED ONE DEGREE! PLEASE GOD NOO!!!!
sigh. If people only did some actual research instead of listening to all these crap media outlets, maybe they would actually learn some flippn' facts about "global warming".
Can we all please stop listening to Al Gore now? Please? I mean, seriously.
45. 1MILF Hunter - October 22, 2007 9:08 PM
I'll bet Kirk Douglas gets a piece of that. He'd still kick Michael's ass.
46. fern - October 22, 2007 9:31 PM
Wow, most of you posting are really disgusting. I think this will be my last post on this site and the last time I bother reading what you all have to say. I can see talking bad about someone...but saying crap about them doing it and stuff...god, get a life. Maybe have sex once in a while before you bore us with the details of what you think sex is like.
47. Depp Fan - October 22, 2007 9:33 PM
She is a beauty - and, personally, I've always thought he was a sexy guy. They seem happy, so whatever's going on is working.
48. D. RIchards - October 22, 2007 11:33 PM
I can't fathom the look of sex on Douglas's face. Michael is fucking his child. Isn't he almost forty years older than she is? I think so. He's nearing eighty. I'm amazed for Big Doug; he was able to achieve erection. Heil Viagra.
49. Ript1&0 - October 23, 2007 1:32 AM
I don't know about you, but the fact that someone is a "dirty old man" turns me the fuck on. Real bad. Bad, bad, bad.... Well, that among many other things.. anyway..
50. Lady - October 23, 2007 7:32 AM
You know some of you people are unbelievable!
I am 31 years old, when I was 21 I met the love of my life, he was 41 at the time. I was afraid of what my friends and family would think but after talking to my brother- he said sis follow your heart and I did! We are happily married with kids.
When I met him he was a consultant, I was at the time working for my father's company.
True love has no boundaries....
51. gerard Vandenberg - October 23, 2007 8:01 AM
......BE PATIENT PLEASE. This man is in his last period of his life on this PLANET. After that time: SHE'S FREE AGAIN!!
52. jrzmommy - October 23, 2007 8:04 AM
Momma always said, get one with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel....and make sure they got a fat bank account.
53. weekiwachee - October 23, 2007 9:33 AM
#27: they're fake
You can also tell the face lift.
54. surgery - October 23, 2007 9:49 AM
Look at the side of his face near his ear. You can see how surgery has pulled the skin so tight. It's disgusting.
55. Naire - October 23, 2007 9:57 AM
SHE 'S TRASHY
...A HUSBAND STEALINGSLUT
HE'S A JOKE
...A STUPID OLD MAN
56. Meeka - October 23, 2007 10:00 AM
Them ugly man hands are great for Gold diggin
57. Soy - October 23, 2007 10:17 AM
#11 :)
58. lola girl - October 23, 2007 11:12 AM
Love doesnt discriminate against age....they fell in love and the age difference is just the physical body anyway..so what...Michael Douglas is a great guy, great actor, smart, a great husband & father..so why would she NOT fall in love with him... its difficult to find a great man so age should be the furthest thing from a woman's mind when looking for true love......and, why are people so quick to judge instead of accepting 2 people in love with each other. GEEZE
59. kix - October 23, 2007 12:48 PM
She's natural??? PLEASE...
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001047.html
60. joe Fonebone - October 23, 2007 1:26 PM
tut- tut. Should read "Catherine Zeta-Jones hot but still married to that old guy"
61. futboll phan - October 23, 2007 3:01 PM
48. D. RIchards - October 22, 2007 11:33 PM
I can't fathom the look of sex on Douglas's face. Michael is fucking his child. Isn't he almost forty years older than she is? I think so. He's nearing eighty. I'm amazed for Big Doug; he was able to achieve erection. Heil Viagra.
Yes, but he is a H.S.M. (high status male). He can fuck anyone, he can fuck a greased walrus under sodium lights in a Pope-mobile in front of a funeral procession if he wants.
His knob-swallowing, superfluously-fleshy companions (and I'm not talking bout bedbugs here) are beside the point.
Listen to the children, they've been traumatized by the pounding of wrinkles.
62. Dick Richards - October 23, 2007 4:37 PM
You just said a mouthful. What was your point? I just read that Douglas is actually Zeta's mother's father's stepson. Go figure. Literally.
63. Catfan - October 23, 2007 7:44 PM
There she is my favorite actress! it's about time they posted something on her. I do think Michael is nice looking for his age, he looks very distinguishd.
64. Ash - October 23, 2007 10:49 PM
I just can't get inside the mind of a golddigger.
Im a hottie and have turned down many YOUNG cute rich guys just because I didnt like their personalities.
I dont get how money is so important to some women.
An old cheating man ? Just for status and moneY?
Id rather off myself.
65. Mike - October 24, 2007 7:19 AM
Hey, Don't underestimate the old guy, Snow on the roof doesn't mean the furnace is out, and Kirk is old enough to have been brought up when you treated women with respect. Something most younger guys don't know anything about. Just my 2 cents
66. Narcissist - October 24, 2007 9:11 AM
Hope I hold up better than him. Wish me luck.
He's younger than Harrison Ford!! Like 2 years older than Arnold!!
She has some scars on her neck you don't see very much.
Here's that and more...
http://www.skinema.com/Act2Scars.html
Or click name.
67. blaaa - October 24, 2007 3:29 PM
the guy's gotta have something for her to stick to him... something biggg... maybe in his pants... :-S
68. Vonni - October 29, 2007 4:04 AM
I wonder what the sex is like...
69. Gloria - November 19, 2007 1:20 AM
she looks like a flower in this green dress. pretty. but she has aaccount on a dating site called sugarcupid.com , maybe she is lonely.
70. Yo mum - March 17, 2008 1:22 PM
I would love to fuck her and make her moan she is so fucking beautiful looking how hot is while im in deep ohhhhh and that old bastard look at his face his falling! Apart his dick must be all discoloured
71. aj - July 16, 2009 11:05 PM
ALL U HATERS NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE , AND STOP CALLING HER A GOLD DIGGER. JUST LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE GET A FUCKING LIFE , HER PERSONAL LIFE IS REALLY NONE OF UR FUCKING BUSINESS , SHE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT U HATERS WANT TO SAY AND IF SHE WAS REALLY A GOLD DIGGER SHE WOULD HAVE DONE WHAT HUGH HEFNER'S GIRLFRIENDS DO STAY WITH HIM FOR MAX 4 OR SO YEARS AND WHEN THEY GET MONEY OR ASSETS LEAVE HIM, CATHERINE HAS BEEN WITH HER HUSBAND FOR A LONGER TIME THAN THAT SO ALLOW HER TO SORT OUT HER OWN PERSONAL LIFE , YOU CAN MAKE UR HATEFUL, DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS BUT IN TRUTH AND IN FACT SHE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT UR OPINIONS .AND THOSE WHO R WONDER WHAT HER SEX LIFE IS LIKE , KEEP ON WONDERING CAUSE U WILL NEVER KNOW U CAN ONLY KEEP ON GUESSING AND FOR THOSE PATHETIC BASTARDS WHO ARE DREAMING OF FUCKING HER KEEP ON FUCKING DREAMING. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HERE . KEEP ON ROCKING CATHERINE ZETA JONES.
72. TALS - August 3, 2009 7:50 PM
........For a start she was a millionair before she met MICHAEL and one of his famous comments to her on their first date was "i want to be the father of your children"
..........so the prospect of conjoining the DOUGLAS and ZETA-JONES line DNA might have been very attractive to such a beautiful and child bearing age woman as herself
................(she has always had her choice of men in uk and us)
.........her mum won a lot of money in a lottery in england when she was young so she has not wanted for much in life although the family came from humble beginngs
................although i have never enjoyed MICHAEL DOUGLAS acting and have steered clear of his movies i congratulate him on an excellent choice of mother for their children
.............happiness to both