Oct 2 2007Britney Spears will probably get her kids back

first perhaps??? xxx

though that is good news :)

I can't quit you, Fish! Funny stuff.

Britney is just plain sad. I believe she WANTS to give up her kids. You can't tell me that any concerned mom would go out of her way to defy court orders like that.

for those interested, this in from TMZ:

TMZ has obtained this photo of Britney Spears out in Los Angeles -- just hours after a judge ordered physical custody of her two sons be given to her ex, Kevin Federline. Hello? Anyone home?!

Photogs caught Britney leaving the swank Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills tonight, in a car with a driver. Ding dang y'all, guess mah license isn't valeridated after alls! Now if only I could figured out how to put this here seat belter on!

Notice the baby shoes hanging from the rear view mirror. Memories.

Pee in a cup? Is that from McDonald's too? Why doesn't she just give up the domestic kids and go all "import" on us and adopt some African kidlets. I bet people would be much easier on her then!

So, she'll pee in a cup and fail the test, with about 10 different drugs detected. I guess her new lawyer left that part out.

Who fuckin cares?? WHO?

BRITNEY'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

http://kokshoor.com/opinion/Superficial_Hollywood_bullshit_is_responsible_for_the_decline_of_western_society

Glad to see she hasn't lost her fashion sense in all the grief she's experiencing. Guess the boots must be in for re- soling.
And really, does anyone believe what celebrity lawyers say?

What the Holy HELL is she wearing now???!!?!

Haha, Pictures 6 & 7 look like Mini Britney; the midget Britney impersonator. Anyways, it seems the real Brit was more concerned over possibly losing her ability to drive than losing her kids...What? I can't drive anymore?! Get me to the dmv NOW! But all that other stuff the judge ordered me to do in order to keep my chitlin?...blah, blah, blah, drug tests, blah, blah, blah, lose custody, blah, blah, blah, parent schmarent classes; yeh, yeh, yeh, whatever. Is there a Starbucks on the way to the dmv? I could use me a Frap!

Look at her, all carrying a WHITE pocketbook after Labor Day! White Trash Ho!!!

OK FRIST--I have to confess she is wearing my curtains! I tried to stop her,but she went all "Gone with the wind" on me then mentioned fashioning something for her little dog too! No mention of any kids though!

Her hat mascot represents her brain.

Hey- What do Clinton and Stacy say about white pocket books? We got the ok on the white shoes.
What ever- she is one nasty haglet.

I bet she doesn't take her kids back.

Well, this explains her nonchalance over the whole matter. She has a new, and hopefully better lawyer. The last one obviously sucked. With the right lawyer you can get out of anything. Just look at Blohan, Michael Jackson, OJ to name a few. I hope this one is a shark.

And why do I want Brit Brit to have her kids, even with the mounting evidence of her bad parenting skills? Because I hate the golddigger more. They're both drug addicts, so what's really the difference?

Not surprised that Britney's looking much better. Kids are worthless whiny pains in the ass. We pay way too much attention to them, and prioritize them above all else for absolutely no valid reason ('the children! the children! what about THE CHILDREN!?!?!"). Fuck her two tardboys, let their tarddad waste his life on them. Britney needs to move on, put the past behind her, and not look back.

wtf.

#18 wow I thought I was the only one that thought that way.

Where is TT ya'll?

It might be more difficult for her if the boys didn't look so dumb. It's no joke, they really do look mentally retarded in every pictures. These days they do all sorts of prenatal testing to see if you're carrying a Down Syndrome baby, in case you want to kill it before it gets out. What's the big difference with killing it after it gets out? Britney's only leaving them with their dad, not leaving them at the side of the road or drowning them in the bathtub. I think she's doing more than she needs to, given how defective her kids are.

Hey Fish,
I don't want my kids back. I have no idea who makes up this shit. IF some judge tries to give me my kids back I'll give anyone here a million dollars to take them. Kids are useless. They cry at nightclubs. If I leave in the car they might cook and then I'd be arrested. The good thing about kids is that they crap into diapers unlike my dog. I just wanna make them. I don't actually want them.
I love you all,
Britney

She looks like a redneck version of Courtney Love. She should learn to play guitar for her comeback.

Kevin is by far the better redneck parent. By all reports, he's already taught the boys how to light their farts. And that's what made Britney fall in love with him in the first place.

Birtney spears is my idle i wish i could be jest like here i wish everone wuld jest live here along she is doing the best she cane undur the surcumstanses please everyone she has a famely and childs please jest leave here alone you doesnt even no here

Wedgeone, people prioritize their children above all else because as a society we owe it to those who can't stand up for themselves to be their voice. Certain categories of adults are more vulnerable than the public at large, and children are the most vulnerable of all. I'm not surprised Britney looks better either; she never wanted to be a mom, and now she's been relieved of her burden. No, she only wanted to have the children then leave the raising of them to anyone but herself.
To have children and then continually demonstrate how much you hate being a parent is the most selfish thing a person can do, and as her children grow up, she will get what's coming to her-their scorn.

Perfect illustration of my point. 20 cc of buzzkill, happypappy, stat! Try to develop an independent identity someday.

""There's no evidence that she actually failed a test," he added.

There's no evidence that she failed a drug test because she never TOOK the court-ordered test...which in the court's eyes is a failure to participate with the law.

People think she looks BETTER in these pictures? I think she looks like Jay Leno.

lets be real...both those kids look like they suffer from a mild case of fetal alcohol syndrome, but then again so does K-Fed. Second, no way she wanted to keep those kids or she would have at least used a driver. 3rd lets be real, Shar Jackson and Brits Mom are quitely raising those kids, not a great scenario as Brit's mom fucked her up, but so far Shar has not proven to be a completed idiot. So in my book they are better off.

the 'it's britney bitch' additions always crack me up.

kids are a product of reproduction. anyone can do it, it's not special, it's not a miracle, they're not little treasures. feed them water them they grow pet them, whatever, done and done. no big deal

Did no one else see the giant sweat stains under her right armpit? Mmmm.

Do you think famous people actually ever look at this site and its comments? That would be cool -- if Britney is as addicted to this site as I am, I love her. And by 'love her' I mean 'I will cut out my ovaries'.

There's shouldn't be an apostrophe in "moms"--an apostrophe followed by an "s" indicates ownership, not a plural form. fyi...

Hey Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is)

Word from the wise : STAY IN SCHOOL!

Ya'll mean SKOOL, rayt?

#1, what does that have to do with anything?

#18, #20 - apparently there are more of us than we thought! I totally feel that way too, but thats why I have the brains to use BIRTH CONTROL, and not bring rug rats into this world if i dont want them! That backwards ass trailer slut was never taught what BC is....she thought as long as she was on top, gravity would do the rest.
Trailer trash has been. Nothing more.

I agree. Who really cares about those kids? The public could care less...they just use the kids as an excuse to beat up on Britney as much as possible. K-Fed only wants 'em for the extra money. And I'm pretty sure Brit feels like they are standing in her way of getting her career back. Why oh why did she have kids so soon! I hate kids, but at least I have the sense to say "I hate kids and I will never have any!".

@24, you mean Courtney Love ISN'T a redneck??!?!?

Brit! Get your nails done!!!! Expensive dresses are not going to make up for your lack of grooming!!!! Geez, Louise!! Either do it yourself or go it a mani and pedi. You look gross. Forget the weave and get a wig. Your huge forehead needs some bangs, girl. Stop thinking you know best, BECAUSE YOU DON'T! Run, don't walk to the nearest makeover.

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

"It's Britney, Bitch!" Put down the whopper and give your kids a call. Or just order another whopper with a side of cocaine, super sized. Wait BK doesn't serve that? What is this Cali or friggen Mongolia? Either or.

Holy shit!!!!! I cannot stop laughing. "I'm Britney, bitch!" Classic! I love you.

she's a nasty pig that dresses like bag lady. she doesn't deserve those kids. and whats with the butt ugly hats?

Once you have kids your life is over. At first they cry all night long, and you never get any sleep. Then they nickel and dime you to death. Finally, they grow up and hate you for running their life and want to borrow money.

this here bush pig is RELIEVED to be child free ......

#22, her kids look that way because she herself has some kind of genetic mutation. Her eyes droop, and she has the biggest, floppiest ears I've ever seen.

Having said that, she is pure evil for abandoning her children. Some people think it's funny, but just wait for 16-17 years to pass and those poor little boys whom Mama didn't want become prolific serial killers.

Let's hope this was a wake up call for Brit. She does not want her kids to turn out like...well,
Me.

Bill

WORLD'S GREATEST TRAINWRECK

All that money and she has an innate talent for finding the most butt-ugly clothing on the planet. She could be cute if she wore decent clothes, but every frock I've seen her in is worse than the last. My cat dresses better than this vapid piece of crap.

It's one thing if you don't want children. Don't have them. Once you do have them, you're pretty much committed for the next 18 to 23 years. Two little kids are not so easy to be around, raise, or tolerate if your heart isn't in it. I have 4 year old twins and even though I love them to pieces there are days when getting through the day, with my sanity intact and my children clean, fed and entertained. And maybe even haveing some fun or doing something to instill some humanity into them... Kids are black holes of need, and it's obvious Brit just was not ready to parent her kids.

And 26 --- Your spelling and grammar are painful to read. But never fear! I have translated as best I was able what I imagine you were trying to say. For your sake I hope you wrote your original quote that badly on purpose, cause it's special-kind-of-stupid at Superfish if you didn't write it that way knowingly.

"Birtney spears is my idle i wish i could be jest like here i wish everone wuld jest live here along she is doing the best she cane undur the surcumstanses please everyone she has a famely and childs please jest leave here alone you doesnt even no here"

Translation:

Britney Spears is my idol. I wish I could be just like her. I wish everyone would just leave her alone. She is doing the best she can under the circumstances. Please everyone she has a family and children. Please just leave her alone. You don't even know her.

Not so! She was also ordered to sign and turn over a paper for court-ordered psychological testing and didn't comply and she was apparently photographed drinking alcohol within 12 hours of her visitation with the children on top of refusing to take the drug test. Some of these things that just piss the commissioner off are not easy to correct and could hurt her badly in the end. The psychological test results of the parents are used to determine permanent custody and she will probably not get custody at all if she doesn't consent to the test. Refusing to take the drug test is considered an admission of drug usage. These commissioners work thousands of these divorce cases and if Brit thinks she is going to snow them she will be sorry in the end.

I dunno man, this Britney apocalyptic meltdown thing is getting old. In fact two years from now everyone's going to wonder why we bothered paying attention to Brit, Paris and Lindsay at all.

PS: Cover Bijou Philips she's smoking hot and it's time to step up to this!

The word is Y'ALL, y'all. If you wish to speak Southern, git 'er right!!

As for Britney, isn't ANYBODY other than a judge going to do anything?

What is the brown shit between her fingers? Is that self tanner, or did she wipe her ass with her hand?

Maybe since she got rid of her conceived-for-pubicity kids, the bitch can get a mani and a stick of deoderant.

That's Canadian bacon. :-)

I wish this twit would get her act together - these poor beautiful little boys don't deserve this. Can you imagine how they'll turn out if someone doesn't slap a ho?

wait, where in that story did it say she'll get her kids back? just because some smooth talking lawyer said it's not that bad that she didn't take the drug/alcohol test doesn't mean shit. clearly the court thinks otherwise.

alli, please schedule a manicure for this sad creature.

Bad dress, bad hair, bad nails, bad shoes, bad skin...bad mom...did I miss anything?

Does anyone else notice how she either has just eaten off her nail tips and/or has greasy food stains on her clothing in every picture?

so typical of her...a few posts back she actually did not look so bad with the shorts on holding the dog. However now a day later, she looks like a piece of crap. No makeup, probably no shower, no fixing up the hair and go figure...a can of Red Bull. (Gee, what's that mixed with??) She will never pull herself together physicall, emotionally or professionally. She can barely do it for a few hours nevermind longterm.

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Steve At comment number three, your just plain sad u reject, your just jeaslous cause britney has it all, maybe the reason she aint going mad about her kids, is because the press folow her everywhere she will be worried, but she can hide it, shes a mom therefore she will be trying to get her kids back....BRITNEY ROCKS!!!!

personally i don't think that either Britney or Kevin deserve those kids. these kids are being put through on of the worst divorce proceeding ever. they have to watch their mother having psycotic breakdowns and they have a father who is too concered with his career and getting money from britney. no kid should ever have to see their parents fighting like this, especialy as young as jayden and sean. Someone needs to stop this crazy shit and figure out what's best for the kids not for the adults.