Oct 11 2007UPDATE: Britney Spears wants to spend the night with her kids

first!!

holy crap her makeup is awful -- she needs to stop dressing herself

second you necrophilic titty idiots

It's those boots! Every time she wears them, she does STOOPID stuff. We gotta stop those boots! Who's with me? Anyone?

*crickets*

Anyone?

Where'd everybody go?

Nice Bag Brit, so that how you stay so well fed, you carry around a Gucci picnic basket with you everywhere you go.

isnt it "per se", not "per say"? come on Mr. Superficial... lets not get crazy here.

I would love to spend the night with her. Can her lawyer also put that in the court order.

Where's the new crotch shot?

It's because KFed keeps skeeting in everybody's eyes. He's so vain he actually jerked off in front of a mirror and a ricochet hit him in the eye too. When they were together, he actually drove Britney's eyes further apart with all his skeeting. It's like he's a human semen squirt gun. No wonder the ladies love him.

Wow Superficial just got grammar powned!!

Nice....

http://www.englishforums.com/English/PerSay/hrxn/Post.htm

Britney would totally blow her own sons to get them to clean their rooms before HRS workers come for an inspection. You all know it.

We all gawts pink eye doc, we needs us some medissayne. We shouldn't never have eaten that danged Raccoon we founds at the side o' the road.

TMZ has the edited version of the money shot. Perez will probably have the money shot when he wakes up this morning.

Lol, UDbudgie...superficial changed it to Per se...hahaha

Way too much Britney, and way too many lame attempts at writing in redneck.

Does this Britney shit ever END?

well, Mr superficial never claimed to be an English Teacher either (per se).

does Brit understand what the buttons on her outfit are for. or does she just consider them to be dangling things to amuse her. is there just so much back fat that she can't close the buttons.

Hey Brit,
It's not about me and it's not about the rest of the fans out there. It's about you and your kids right now! Nevermind al the drama! My cousin lost her kids for a while too, for much of the same reasons as you did, and let me tell ya, it changed her life! Whether you ever come back as big as the media and paparazzi are trying to force you to or not, just remember that you are you, and they'll get over it someday honey! Just keep your head up and remember, "If you look towards the sun the shadows fall behind you!"

It is very important to prevent pink eye in familial settings. For a list of activities which should be avoided for the prevention of pink eye, go to the Pink Eye Prevention Bureau via the blue link provided immediately above.

bash away all you want. on this site alone she must have generated thousands of comments over the past couple of months. she's bigger (literally and figuratively) than she ever was before. an empirical observation, not an opinion.

Zit treatment from L'Occitane: $400

Purse to hold Fried Chicken & Beer: $600

Making a normal red dress say, "Retarded Slut" by leaving middle buttons open: priceless.

Cmon, #19, mix it up a little. I haven't seen meatspin in awhile

Typical smooth move, Britney, you stupid twat. Conjunctivitis is extremely contagious, but you're still running around to restaurants and Starbucks. Heaven forbid you stay home and not risk making other people sick. I'm sure your compassion for other's health will score big points with the judge.

Thoughtless wench.

The dress is cute--too bad for it that Brit-shit's wearing it, because now it's crap.

baby needs a new pair of shoes. for real. she has those things on in every single picture i see of her.

wow these guys really keep up with the comments. they changed that up quickly

how scary is picture 1 row 2? wtf!!

#1. it's been all of a week since she's been actually taking the drug tests. big fucking deal, she passed all 2 of them. and 2 doesn't equal "several". that's not anything to shake a stick at. i love how she thinks since a week has passed, it's time to get her kids back. this is ridiculous. i'm not sure why i'm surprised that her barely functioning brain, or her lawyer's, thinks in this way

#2. button up your fucking dress. that is revolting.

I fully support Britney's need to love her children. Lord knows I loved my children. I loved my children so much that I can't live in the U.S. and the FBI has a picture of my penis. Britney won't need to worry about the FBI needing a picture of her snatch because they already got it. The fish man felt morally obligated to send it them when she first started showing people where K-Fed did his business. Anyway, If Britney ever wants a man to love her children I just want her to know I'll be there for her.

wait, do you see what her dog is wearing? HAHAHA & wow.

Why does she keep dressing like that? Not really an appropriate outfit to impress the judge into thinking that she has changed.

Does she think that she is still hot? I mean yea sh was years ago, but now she just looks skanky!

So close....her nails match the dress, now if she'd only buttoned on more button and not worn those ugly boots, she'd almost look decent. And washed and brushed her hair...but that's just asking WAY too much.

That dress is meant to be worn buttoned. Seriously, does she not own a mirror?

Oh, and Fish? it's 'pus' not 'puss.' Though I guess one is certainly more appealing than the other (so I can see why you'd make the mistake), as long as it's not Britney's.

So I guess that name is also incorrect. Or not? Anyway, #31, tell the truth...you're hear only because the Michelle Rodriguez story put out some type of lesbian bat signal, right?

#26...

Yeah, its like ...

"Take me to you leader...bzzzzzzzzzz...before my nipples bite your kness off....bzzzzzzzzzz..."

and by "hear" I purposely meant listening to the comments.

Ahh...fuck it.

As a member of a special forces unit having just returned home with half my unit[other half will be put to rest] im ashamed i defended your empty souls.
You guys cast these huge rocks at someone when they are down with out empathy .
I had more respect for the enemys' lives i ended on a daily basis than you do for someone who hasnt done anything neg. to you .
You pathetic clones will get karma knocking on yer doors in a bad way.
I am 100% positive of that !

What does she look like? why couldn't she button her shirt/dress It's like watching a car crash.

Hey Brit, ya missed a few buttons there...

didn't you hear? she didn't turn up to court - her own emergency court thingy and the phuker didn't turn up - nothing says i'm a fuck tard more than that right there

Leave Michelle Rodriguez alone!

The latest word here in LA is Britney is going to be a now show at court today!. Can't you just see the love she has for her kids. Does she even remember having them or does she think it was just a bad LSD trip?

#36...You defended us how exactly?

Perez Hilton is reporting that she apparently missed her court appearance...

whoops.

I really like the way she is wearing a small Christian Cross with her giant button popping, cleavage baring dress. It 's obvious she has had some type of accident, so why does no one offer her a safety pin. Cover that up ASAP you old hag.

at #36: anon you should reup and leave these losers to die in their personal Sodom And Gommorah. Why stay here when you could go back to Iraq and kill women and children in a country that our president had to lie about to make a war happen. Come back and kill. You know it's better than sex.

@36 Shut the fuck up or at least direct your anger in the right direction. That bitch isn't "down" she's a fucking stupid slag without any consideration for anyone but herself. She purposefully fucks up. Still feeling ashamed for defending empty souls? Refer to the poster child of carelss excess, pictures are at the top.

She passed several drug tests in a week so she is clearly ready to be a good mother. A relapse couldn't possibly happen after she abstained for a record breaking 1 week. I bet she used powdered urine or paid off some testing employee. Somebody kill that damn dog she treasures!

So folks at this site think our soldiers are fighting and getting wounded and dying, but only in an attempt to kill women and children. That's just great. What a wonderful group of people.

As a single mother of three going through the same BS that Britney is going through (but without the media attn.!!) I honestly have to say, give the girl a break! Seriously, She may have some problems but hopefully she will come through it all ok and eventually get her kids back! She just needs to understand that her kids come first and she should be on her best behavior untill all this settles! Keep your head up and FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! Dont let anyone come between you and your babies!!

so classy *puke*

If she wears that to court, she just might get her kids back. The judge will be like whats that Britney, you serve the kids alcohol and have let them snort coke off your bare breasts? Psh, i can see your puppies, here are the little tykes.

"Mama's gotta li'l bedtam story fer yuns........It's called, um, well, Mama ain't ackshully gonna rade it to ya'll, we'll jus take a lookit the picshurs."

@48 Wow you are just like Britney, like mirror images or soul mates or something. Isn't it great that you can empty your esteem into a trashcan of a person like Britney?

Do yourself a favor, put down the fucking Us Weekly, turn off the E Channel and do something with your life.

Oh and by the way, she doesn't know who you are nor care about you and your opinions.

Several clean drug tests??? It's been a WEEK!!!

I hate that outfit. It's exactly like the shirt that one girl wore in Saving Silverman when they got nachos on her. Ugh. Hideous.

Brintey aquired pink-eye from grinding her face in to the brown-eyes (anuses) of countless LA county bum men. She's such a randy little sparrow.

Look at you guys go!!! Lindsay has got A LOT of catching up to do!

button up your dress and wear a bra. nice saggy fun bags, hose hound.

ps. OXYCUTE 'EM!

Leave David Hasselhoff's cheeseburger alone!

48? Dipshit! Just how many fucking breaks are we supposed to give this useless cunt! I am SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED of you enablers. When do we STOP giving this slut "a break". When she kills somebody with her car? Drowns her kids in the bathtub? Strangles her dog? The only kids I feel sorry for are yours, Ashley. With a dumb cunt Mother like you, your kids are headed for ONE FUCKED UP LIFE!

I blame her mother for putting her out there at such a tender age in those skimpy outfits when what she should have been teaching her was morals and values and self-esteen. Britney has proven that she thinks she is only valid and worthy if she is getting attention by showing her body. That is erroneous thinking that was "taught" by her mother, who also used her for her meal ticket. No one seems to point out that Lynne Spears et al. were also in it for the bucks! My daughter has an absolutely beautiful singing voice and I would NEVER pimp her out just so I could have a bigger house, fancier cars or more expensive clothes. Everyone jokes about Britney being from Louisiana, but my entire family is from Louisiana and one thing I will say, they live very simple lives (not in trailers before any of you start on that) and we are an EXTREMELY CLOSE family. It is the fame and fortune that has ruined this little girl's life! They pushed her and pushed her and her outfits got tinier and tinier. She is suffering from what many child actors suffer from once they get older and their audience appeal has moved on. There is an organization for those child actors to be protected from their family/managers, etc. Someone should really start one for the young singers as well to prevent this from happening to them too!

ANON did leave out raping us soldiers. What other accomplishments can you think of? Terrorism is growing at an alarming rate, so there's that. What are we leaving out?

#59, Call me. We'll have lunch. Maybe bang? A little bang? A quickie.

She didn't show up??!!!???

What a shocker.

Dumb fucks. I's clear the Britney keeps a big jar of peanut butter in that purse. What do you think she has the dog for. A 'lil peanut butter licky licky on the pussy tricky tricky.

By the way. American soldiers aren't just killers of women and children and rapists, they are also alcoholics that like to fuck each other in the ass : )

#61 (and others): agreed. We need to kill all our soldiers when they return from combat duty.

what? Well, maybe London her dog needed her for something important.

@59 Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on Annie, fucking great post. Oh and before I forget...@60 use just one first name you southern fried hick. Doesn't matter if you live in a trailer home or not. You all treat your kids like pets, dress them up pretty and parade them around like little pre-whores.

Or vote out the members of congress and the executive branch that put the soldiers in this untenable situation in the first place. I think killing the soldiers will create more problems, but you're entitled to your opinion.

Fuck it, time for big solutions. We should join with Canada and Mexico and form the North American Union. Leaving the U.S. operating by itself has only caused death and destruction around the world.

I totally agree: FUCK THE U.S.

#21 ...lol...good one!

It would appear more time and effort went into dressing the dog than fix her *hair*! she marches to the beat of her own drummer, thats for sure!

"Priceless" jokes are so fucking old.

She's a fucking beast!

70, you might want to watch it. The current Dictator's not-so-secret police (homeland security) could be monitoring this site. You don't want to end up in Guatonamo.

HA. i dont understand how you guys went from britney to killing the soldiers, but thats probably because i didnt read all the comments... sounds like good reading for my lunch break. ill be back.

mainly because Brit's become sort of boring. I mean, how many cheetohs, red bull, and crotch shots can one deal with.

Homeland Security watched this site for a day and said "I don't believe it. All they do is talk. about. Britney. They're useless, but also harmless."

They also concluded that mink has the writing skills of an eight year old mongoloid.

hahaha!

wait...no. that wasn't funny at all.

then why were you laughing, shitbag.

If someone showed her a picture of Sean and Jayden she would get that dumb look on her face and say "damn, they look familiar but who are they and where is my cheeseburger!"

Man, that dress is cute. Too bad she had to go and skank it up with the boots and the no panties and the left tit falling out.

Ha, they have l'Occitane over there !!!
Last year I was driving in the most remote place in the mountains of Provence and I saw this HUGE black smoke coming out of a tiny factory. They were making soap for l'Occitane and burning some by-products, it was very impressive, very much like a pile of tires burning. To think that Britney Spears bought one of the soaps that they were making there... Small world...

That's funny... I want to spend the night with Brit's kids, too...

She needs to spend a few months being observed in a mental institution and the doctors will probably reccommend jail for life.

Seriously, what is wrong with her??? i have seen her crotch more than i have seen my own! She must have a serious hatred for panties!

SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.

http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls

Here's britney showing off her sheath
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/2007/10/britney-spears-displays-her-sheath.html

as she get out of her car during this event....

She has Pink Eye and she's shopping at Target? Doesn't she know EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES could infect someone else?!

Gaudy white purse, payless boots, a hideous orange dress eight sizes too small and the essential giant pair of stupid looking sunglasses. From the "I just give up" collection.

She has serious traction alopecia a.k.a. she's balding pretty badly due to her pregnancy, weaves, colorings etcetera. That is IRREVERSIBLE. Shaving the head and letting it grow back only allows to assess the damage and the damage is enormous. After shaving her head she should have left her hair alone but she just won't learn. This alone will assure that she will NEVER make a comeback.

#48

Well, you look like an idiot now. Sticking up for britney because she is a mother? Fight Fight Fight? She skipped the hearing you fucking retard. What kind of mother are you? You think this druggy skank is fit to be with children? Die in a fire and then rot in hell whore

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Whatever happened, I still love her. She is a poor and lonely girl now! Her ex Justin is dating another young beauty on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. Brintnay should end her single life as soon as possible. It is too hard to be a single mom.

I agree with people. All thoes retarted people are saying theres nothing wrong with her COME OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN CAVE!!! If they where your kids would you let them go back with her?! She had 2 test and they counted them as 'serverl'. #48 you must have fallen down the stairs of somthing. Fight fight fight? Retard. If you had eyes you would see she doesn't want her kids any more. Shes just acting like she is. Bitch