Oct 25 2007Britney Spears wants to help other people’s children
Britney Spears is planning to auction off a ton of personal items. Britney will donate the proceeds to a children’s cause that she’ll announce at a later date, according to her friend Sam Lufti. Us Weekly reports:
“It's something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press. All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people.”
I wonder what personal items Britney is selling. No, wait, that’s too obvious, it’s her kids. It’s a win/win situation. A worthy cause gets a buttload of cash and Jayden and Sean get a new home. Granted, they might get snatched up and sold on the black market. That is, if they dare to dream. Cross your fingers, little guys. When you put your minds to it, anything can happen! Wow, I'm awesome with kids. I should write for Sesame Street or something.

Reader Comments
1. HORSE - October 25, 2007 3:46 PM
whatever
2. Jimbo - October 25, 2007 3:47 PM
FIRST!!! I love being first!
3. kpol - October 25, 2007 3:47 PM
She should consider using the money to find replacement parents for her kids.
4. Jimbo - October 25, 2007 3:47 PM
oh poo.. i'm never first. im such a loser! its ok, i'll try again!
5. spy - October 25, 2007 3:49 PM
Dear Britney:
Just stay home, raise the kids, and dump your collapsing career for a while.
If you're SO talented, you can make a comeback.
PS. Who is currently raising those kids, by the way?
6. Frick - October 25, 2007 3:49 PM
Total bullshit PR stunt. Isn't her album dropping in a few days? That and the fact that she could use the image boost in court. Look at me, little miss do gooder. Ha! Why doesn't she just whip out her checkbook and write a check instead? What a cheap ass tard.
7. Alex - October 25, 2007 3:50 PM
Did terrorists take Fish's wit hostage or something?
8. HORSE - October 25, 2007 3:51 PM
Please, she's auctioning her shit off cuz the dumb bitch is broke. Stupid people can't handle money. The charity she's giving it to is the BPMCB
(bald pshcyo mom's called Britney... who need coin) and her poor mistreated children, frankly she is a total charity case so it works quite well.
9. veggi - October 25, 2007 3:53 PM
She said she's donating the proceeds to The Human Fund.
10. MindRiot - October 25, 2007 3:57 PM
Train. Wreck.
11. Ryan - October 25, 2007 3:59 PM
I am sick of hearing about her. Unless she has a body transplant or dies, I could care less. Please stop posting about this human oil spill.
12. kpol - October 25, 2007 4:00 PM
#9 - Nice.
Is it wrong to hope Britney licks envelopes with toxic glue?
13. Jimbo - October 25, 2007 4:01 PM
@2 & 4 You are such a losser troll
14. gotmilk? - October 25, 2007 4:02 PM
didn't she auction off some skanky pink flip flops & other disgusting items not too long ago?
we all know she can't wash her own hair & it looks like the dog will soon be suffering the same greasy fate as britney.
15. Fumus - October 25, 2007 4:06 PM
Britney eats children.
16. Jimbo - October 25, 2007 4:08 PM
she really has some nice tits
17. life is a shithole - October 25, 2007 4:14 PM
Poor girl, stupid as fuck and not much to look at.
Oh I don't mean poor like I pity her I mean poor as in she finaluy is completely white trash (no money, no class) why else would she be setting up this little frapuccino fundraiser ; that's where it all goes you know... and then consequently to her ASS/THIGHS, as we have seen.
Starbucks must love her.
18. weewillywinkie - October 25, 2007 4:15 PM
The only people that are bigger LOSERS than the Brit are people that write " FIRST" when they're not, followed by people who are actually first. GAFL!!!! Losers
19. havoc - October 25, 2007 4:21 PM
She could donate a quart of oil from her face.....
.
20. HORSE - October 25, 2007 4:23 PM
I came on top on two posts beat that ya jealous fuckers.
21. Adrienne Curry - October 25, 2007 4:23 PM
Britney,
Disappear, lose weight, take care of your kids, and then come back and knock our socks off
22. Dick Richards - October 25, 2007 4:32 PM
I don't get it. Britney, all you have to do is act like you care about your own goddamn children. Not give to "needy" people's kids. At this point your own children are needy. Huh? Britney needs money? I see.
23. Blondamnation - October 25, 2007 4:34 PM
Hey, her face got smaller, why is she looking to the side? Wait...she's the one HOLDING the dog. Oops.
God that's a mack truck of a forehead.
Love the nails, they'll probably last 1 hr and then be painted stubbs again.
24. Blondamnation - October 25, 2007 4:35 PM
Haha @3.
@21 she's not knocking anyone socks off again unless she has a time machine that can erase our memories of her now and take her back to how she used to be.
I used to like her music to work out to, seriously..not that I'm proud of that...(it annoyed people though and I dig that)
But she's gone, baby, gone. A comeback now is as likely as them changing the electoral process so we could re elect Bush(wacked)...
25. gotmilk? - October 25, 2007 4:43 PM
23, i give the nails 6 hours until one falls off & then 1 day until they are all back to those gnawed up sausage stubs.
26. survey sez - October 25, 2007 4:49 PM
so she's doing it to "counterbalance" the rumors....not because she gives a fuck. sweet brit
27. Bella - October 25, 2007 4:50 PM
@ this point Brit couldnt even raise an eyebrow
28. Bicarbonate Soda - October 25, 2007 5:04 PM
Boooooooooooooring. I've ingested too much Britney news. Need to lay off for a while.
29. FRIST!!! - October 25, 2007 5:19 PM
#28 Me too. I've gained 5 pounds...
30. LL - October 25, 2007 6:14 PM
Man, she just keeps discovering new varieties of stupid. Because that is just an awesome way to counter "negativity": auction off a bunch of crap you don't want anymore and give the proceeds (or so she says) to an as-yet-unnamed children's charity. Don't make real efforts to care for your own kids. That takes too much time and effort, and she's got things to do. Frappuccinos to drink. Barbecue to eat. Skanky clothes to buy and wear. Court-mandated appearances to blow off.
We make jokes about how Britney will probably one day kill her kids by leaving them on the roof of her car and driving off, but I'm beginning to think that's a real possibility. Does she even have a manager or an agent now? Anybody who tries to talk her out of these unbelievably bad ideas or tries to distract her with a cheeseburger? Or do they just do as she says and collect the paycheck? I don't know if any amount of money is worth helping Britney become even more ridiculous. I like money, but I don't like it that much.
31. snowpiece - October 25, 2007 6:15 PM
Where the hell is London!!?!?!?!? LMAO at all your comments!
32. beesknees - October 25, 2007 6:43 PM
#30 no..she fired everyone and is listening to no one but the voices in her head.
33. PunkA - October 25, 2007 6:47 PM
She ought to gets tons for the Taco Bell wrappers with taco and Brit grease, Starbucks cups with her lip gloss, and strands of her wig with heaven knows what on it. Oh yea, and no't forget the ciggie wrappers. Those ought to pull in some huge coin from some Arab prince looking for Brit memorabilia.
34. kb - October 25, 2007 9:05 PM
What a moron! If she wants to counter-balance stuff, how about avoiding the paps for a while, spend time with her kids, dress a little more appropriately, and just be a smarter person overall? She really is an idiot. Try fixing the stuff that got you in your troubles in the first place!!!
35. sugarbear - October 25, 2007 11:06 PM
If she just stops hitting people's parked cars and running them over that would help big time. Also stop making bad music....but that's probably not going to happen. I guess charity donations she can write off are a better idea for her.
36. cookie monsta - October 26, 2007 12:05 AM
shitney is squeezing the poo juice out of that poor innocent dog-like rat, and she looks like she's gonna take a bite next ..... I guess the dog training dvd's will be released soon after the parenting manuals....
37. funkycrime - October 26, 2007 1:43 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!
38. Wombaticus - October 26, 2007 2:29 AM
At first glance I thought she was planning to auction off her kids.
39. Moobs - October 26, 2007 5:54 AM
My God, this really might be the stupidest bitch alive right now.
40. Darth Hater - October 26, 2007 7:40 AM
She should help kids by not driving, that would be a start. Also, not dressing like a retard so as not to frighten the children.
I think I'm going through Lohan withdrawal. At least her antics are entertaining...Britney is just pathetic.
41. Aidan - October 27, 2007 12:50 PM
why don't u start taking care of ur own kids before running to nurse the others'!!
this is pure playin-the-saint shit. ppl who want to look good. they think that if they go out and do sth that is considered 'good' then they themselves are too. cuz they want ppl 2 like them so bad. fuck all of u! ure so fucking Fake!
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