Oct 10 2007Britney Spears' uncensored Gimme More video

FIRST!

me like!!!!

SECOND!!!

Is the guy jerking off while taping the video?

Buy a tripod you cheap bastard.

Or better yet, get a video capture card.

Second!!!

And eeeewwwww!!!! My eyes are bleeding!! make it stop, make it stop!

lame!

I definitely won't be watching this. I'd rather remain heterosexual.

ew

My God.... I've had nightmares that looked just like that!!!!

This video is fuckin hot!!!!

Well, that ends the debate: she is HOT again!!! I'm sure lots of girls (and a few fags) will write something critical, but everybody forgets that there have always been bitter girls who hated it when guys drooled over Britney. They've had their dry orgasms while Britney's life went into the crapper, but it's just killing them that her new music is selling and guys think she's hot again. She's laffin and so am I!

Gave me a boner.

Are pasties supposed to point at your shoes?

God she has ugly, spotty hangers.

OMG! this video could not be worst... really bad... I think I haven't seen one as bad since, since...... NEVER! (well, the new avril is pretty bad as well - they could team up to do a super duper shitastic video!!)

#7 you must be a girl!!!
if not? too late! cause you are gay if you don't wanna watch it!

i like britney, but i have a headache

Talk all the shit you want, I bet a lot of guys would still want to fuck Britnet(assuming she was showered/made up/extensions did right, hadnt just eaten a bag of cheetos, etc.) I mean, we're all mean to her and its funny, but shes still hotter than the average chick. and her ass looks hot.

17th

I'm seeing your average coked up stripper with daddy issues. What should I be seeing????

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#11 Stevie - I think you are a fag if you can find anything REMOTELY hot about this stumpy, pimply, flabby mother of two. There's at least a half dozen hotties in my building alone that have bodies that Shitney would kill for.

hoooooooooooooot

Where's that Mandy moron? HEY MANDY!!! DOES SHE LOOK HEALTHY HERE?????

Habitual Line Stepper lisped, "I definitely won't be watching this. I'd rather remain heterosexual." Please contact us now. You are at a crucial stage in your...transition.

I'm not watching it either!!!
Not til I get home anyway. Videos don't work on this computer.

#22 - guys are saying she gave them boners. Somebody should explain to you what that means.

Who is this woman? A stripper? She's certainly not a singer.

Hey-oooo!

no #20
i can tell YOU are the fag not # 11. her skins not that bad, shes tight and toned unless your eyes dont work ( not the same thing as skinny )
fags are overly picky and secretly jealous of female celebrities .
straight guys would hit this till the sun comes up

FAG!!
go play dress up with your barbies
unless a woman looks like that, you won't do them right??
... you just have high standards right?? HOMO!

20. Symbolless - October 10, 2007 4:36 PM

#11 Stevie - I think you are a fag if you can find anything REMOTELY hot about this stumpy, pimply, flabby mother of two. There's at least a half dozen hotties in my building alone that have bodies that Shitney would kill for.
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Yes people are fags for finding a girl hot....your a fucking retard...

Yeah she is so fat......wait no she's not. I hope you have a daughter and she becomes bullemic asshole...

she looks so healthy!

That hot like ice cubes or a snowday

careful, #30...we may be accused of having a "group think"

Meh to both haters and lovers of Britney. Looking at initial reactions to her song and her video - objectively - it doesn't seem like her core audience has moved at all. She'll sell as well as she ever has, maybe even a little bit better. The big question mark is whether she is capable of touring. My guess is no. Without that, she won't get back to the big leagues.

FAG STEVIE - Britney is 40 pounds overweight and has a problem with diarrhea from all the diet supplements and laxatives she takes. You are not only a fag, but a BLIND FAG at that. You bought into the Britney scam fully and completely didn't you pop-tart?!

#7 - cmon now. I had to mute my speakers because your sissified voice startled all of my coworkers. Just go to a public restroom, suck a random dick, and then make your peace with Christ (don't worry, He has to accept you, it's sort of a loophole).

She is "pretending" to be a stripper who flaunts her stuff with wanton abandon. She would NEVER do that real life. She is much more like the subdued "blonde" version of herself in the video--a good mom,covered vajajay,good driver,doesn't drink......OOPS I did it again!

And for the COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG article of the day
Singer Bobby Brown was hospitalized with a mild heart attack but is in "great spirits" and hopes to perform this weekend, his rep said Wednesday.

you mean people still care about BS?

Is it the 90's again? :p

Anyone else see 1998 Britney watching 2007 Britney? Surely blonde britney wouldn't be smiling, more like screaming and hiring a nutritionist (and a stylist, a manager, a life coach)? And shouldn't there have been some big warning scene where '07 tried to talk '98 out of marrying a backup dancer? And then because of the warning, in some twisted way that's the only reason '98 even meets whats-his-fed-face...

She never ceases to make news. A surprise every week..

This is more extreme than Madonna in the 1980' & 90's

God I love Britney. I love the outfit and her ass shaking is pretty hot. I wish they would sell this uncensored version on itunes cuz I feel like I got ripped off!!

oh and I am a girl so whoever said that girls will be mad that she is hot again....think NOT!!! I have always thought she was gorgeous and still do. Just something about her makes me wanna rub my body on hers. lol

and theres me thinkin she got the dance moves completely wrong at the mtv awards when in actual fact they were meant to be fucking SHIT like in the video.

i wonder why the video is so blurry? and why they never have a close-up of her face for more than 2 seconds? and why are all the butt shots not FULL BODY shots? probably because that is not her. do you faithful superficial-ers remember the still photos the Fish posted from this shoot? she looked like a fucking whale. she is a whore. period. and her tits (and everything else that is britney) is airbrushed. you people that think she's hot must be very desperate.

Ballless--erm, I mean, Simpleton--err, Symbolless, why are you so angry that some random guy thinks Britney looks hot? Don't be so concerned about other men's erections. People will think you have...tendencies.

#33 and anyone still thinks Britney has some sort of a career or a rebound you must be smoking crack. Britney's performance at the VMA's has sealed her fate, now her record company is trying to sell that Album as soon as possible in some bizarre marketing ploy. Unfortunately for her, and most female pop acts, there's always someone newer and hotter coming out. Britney isn't the young hottie that she once was, infact even if her life didn't take this spiral she would never be as popular as she was 6 years ago. The fact that she has let herself go, and disgraced herself to the public only accelerated that slope...right now there's about 1000 hotter women in Hollywood/Music so why would anyone wanna watch a Britney Spears video, even if we can see her fat ass and droopy titty?

YES!!! Finally, You're all fighting and it's so beautiful! It took a while to get you pussies in a frenzy, but here we are. I don't really give a shit if you think I'm a fag or not, I'll just go fuck your mom to prove you wrong (it does not matter if she is dead). Fuck you all!

Thanks for the update, jrzmookie.

Her little boys must be so proud!! Man they are gonna get the crap kicked out them them in high school . All because mom is a slobby, drunken, crack whore and they will have to defend her honor.

Gimme More is all she says thru the entire song....? Will someone please give her something, like a kick in her fat stupid ass...................

Fucking moms is what MAKES you gay...yikes.

I like it that she went even more slutty. Now I like her again. Ya just can't half whore it. I'm pleased.

Now, for you fuckhead Britney fans who are crazy white trash single mothers yourselves, I'm curious if you're going to encourage your daughters to watch this? She is after all a role model who's made mistakes (haven't we all), and suffers from post-partum depression, and needs to be left alone...Blah blah blah.

#50 Your mom would make Ron Jeremy question his sexuality. I can see why you wrote that.

Hey, anybody here want to use Paypal to bet - for real - against Britney's album making it to #1 on Billboard?

Habitual Line Stepper. You makea me smile. But leave my mom alone. She's a nice lady.

You know the names of male porn stars...hmmm...

PunkA those lil retards won't make it to FIRST GRADE let alone high school...

Doesn't matter what anybody thinks, this video is hot! I think she looked good at the VMA's honestly. I haven't really been a fan but I love the song 'Gimme more'. I also enjoyed toxic from her previous albums. but never purchased. I think her personal life is one thing but her album is a must buy.

So... let me get this straight. Just because you would fuck a girl, makes her "hot" and "relevant" ??? you are aware that pretty much any girl, even ugly ones, possess the ability to intake your small prick and make you relevant as well, right? That seems to be your only mode of determination here.

Really, i have never seen so many losers congregate on such a stupid idea ever in my life.. TRY GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE, GO TO A COLLEGE BAR AND FIND "REAL LIFE" CHICKS! they are just as "hot" and "relevant" as this peice of has been, delusional trash is. Then again, maybe that's why you gawk. She's on your mental level, apparently.

Physically, you will shrivel up and die.. Mentally, you're already dead. Get a clue, morons.

OH YEAH BRITNEY!!! SHOW US YOUR BOOBS AND NAKED BODY!!! OOOOOO *CUMS*

what else do you say to someone who aspires to be a whore?

"She needs to go home and take care of her precious children" and "those lil retards". You people criticize everything and believe in nothing.

Now I get it... everything going on in her life lately has been her way of getting into "method" acting for her part as an over-the-hill single-mom stripper junkie in this video.

Her work ethic is commendable.

#11

The preteens that liked her in the past have out grown her and her new audience are of course preteens and immature men with issues. But hey, Britney is proud of her horrible boob job (droopy boobs) and this puts smiles on women all over the world who have droopy boobs.

Britney is really as savvy as Madonna. Of course, she has problems and serious issues. I predict, she will get her act together and continue to have a long, successful career. Personally, I would die to look as good as she does. Anyone who doesn't think she is pretty, needs to get a life!

amazing special effects!!

FAIL

didn't love the video. can't get enough of the songs though. can't wait for the c-d. i think lots of girls feel the same way.

You don't recognize me veggi, but I've always left you alone. And #55 Yes, it's because I like to suck big dicks. I'm gayer than Tom Cruise. Or maybe I haven't been a castaway for the past twenty years. Besides I didn't write he was a porn star, you did.

meh, the video of her sucking dick is still better

My 11 year old daughter loathes Britney. She would rather watch The History Channel, TLC, or the Discovery channel. She has good taste in music and loves The Beatles. There is hope for our future generation after all.

Wow. That was shit.

Ok, you're embarrassing yourself now. Your comment makes no sense unless you know Ron Jeremy is a porn star with a famously big dick. Otherwise it's just some guy named Ron. Don't worry, you can be helped. I have plenty of...clients...who talked it all through, starting with their disturbing dreams about Ron Jeremy (that's how I know who he is).

#69 - if she watches the Discovery channel I bet she'd like rap stars.

We're all fags! Yey!

Everyone's a fag!

Well, except for the fags.

I wish she would have done something other than just spin around the stripper pole. I got dizzy watching her.

#63

Britney is pretty alright; pretty messed up ha! She is attractive when she cleans herself up, but so are most women.

This song is frickin' hot! Cant wait for the whole album! You rock girlfriend.......f__k the press. They just say crap to sell magazines.....YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE ME AS A FAN.....

@64 Yes! It reminded me of The Phantom Menace.

@69 You are quite right to be proud. I'm happy for you.

I did. Now I'm gay! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was lame. A bunch of side boob shots, yay... They couldn't show her topless head on because her tits point down and out and are like 6 inches apart.

It's definitely a catchy song and the video is trashy-sexy...at the end of the day, she's still got it. This is exactly where pop music is right now, having been cheapened and whored up by rap influences. All the girls in videos look like fat-assed hookers (they must watch BET). Britney's timing couldn't be better, especially since she obviously can't get the extra weight off. Her album's a lock as a commercial success.

Wendy Sue? Christ. You're name explains everything.

@71--I like your handle! Is that what fish did when he saw this video or is that what Britany puts over her vajajay to keep the odors in?

She's not hot! You'd have to be a fag to think she's hot! All the guys I know agree. We sit around rating girls, and Britney always gets a zero! Then one of us pulls out our cock, and the rest take turns suc----oops.

WTC is this the All Britney all the time channel?

This place sucks!!!!

should I recognize you line stepper?

Took a few days off to protest the lack of Britney Spears stories.
But I guess sometimes 'Less is More'...

(Who shot that fuzzy vid ? Rick Saloman ?)

BTW---Fishshrink--I really do like/know your handle--I just jest for a living!

at least it isn't the hills.

Britneys new song is awesome and for all u haters who keep baggin on this song jus F*CK OFF!! u guys are jealous and besides its not like u can sing anyway lets c u put out a number 1 hit. anyways I LOVE THIS SONG!! it rocks my socks off this song goes hard and the video makes me hard!!!

She didn't even try to learn a dance or any choreography for this one... I wonder if they planned on having her topless cause it looks like she just decided to take it off and kept dancing. Pretty crappy.

It's funny to me that the brit lovers use c and u and other retarded non words.

well if anyone ever gets to stick their cock in this weirdo again, just brown bag her and everything will be alright. you might want to do the same to yourself :O...

btw, the only reason this song is doing anything on the charts is because britney has actually helped her career by destroying her life. i mean if that is what it takes to be a big "pop star" then alrighty. btw, danja produced this. him and timbo are just killing the charts.

Goddamnit goddamnit goddamnit! I used to get sick of Britney and her whore like life. Still do, but I fucking hate her dumbshit fans more. Please leave this site you fucking dolts. None of you can spell, you write to her as if she reads this site, you use stupid preeteen crap shorthand, and the repeated use of the word "hater" is just pathetic. Get a clue, taste in music, a proper role model, shit just go get a GED!

I heart you autie k.

weak like water

#90, I wouldn't say that the song was AWESOME, but, or should I say BUTT, I WOULD DEFINITELY WAX THAT ASS. :)

That's all,
IKE

Gimme more? Caffeine? OK. I was so bored, I actually played the video and then fell asleep. Granted I'm a straight girl,but damn is she alive?

Oh, I was wondering where you went, BINKY, didn't work though, did it.

In other news, my office is adjacent to the men's bathroom, so when we have the AC on, the shit air filters down into my office. Gonna puke I reckon.

Hey FRIST! Thanks for that funny "shit"! I'm a little more awake now!

What a predictable fucked up mess.

Some people just look better with their clothes on. The video was better before. The less we see of her the better the video is...

britney is such a good dancer and singer and everyone should just leave ehr alone let her c her kids whenever she wants, ppl have got to stop starting stuff about ehr cause tere is nouthing wrong with the songs she sings or the way she dances and i love you britney.

26. Giggles - October 10, 2007 4:39 PM

Who is this woman? A stripper? She's certainly not a singer............................. SHE IS NOT A STRIPPER EITHER, in fact if I was a stripper I would be pissed because she is giving them a bad name too. The Hags at the Candy Kitty dance better than her coked up and drunk !!!

Too the others she is NOT HOT she is fuckable ( and thanks to Fred D, we know she takes it up the A$$) and those women are a dime a dozen at 2 am in bar in any city in this country. Just because you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating oreos dosen't mean you won't want to gnaw off your arm in the morning.

Gimme more posts. Gimme more. Gimme more!

107th!

awwww, she just wants to be a whore. why won't anyone just let her?
a Disney show, million dollar selling albums, travelled the world & lives in a mansion - and she STILL turns out to be a alcoholic stripper. it was inevitable. you can't fight nature.

hey, where can I read Fred Durst's account of their sex? I didn't know she took it up the arse. I'm gonna need more details.

Yeah so true - there are lots of multi-millionaire chicks who'll let you fuck them in the ass if say they're pretty right when you meet them. Nope, no fantasies to be had here...

you know when you accidentally hit an animal w/your car and you shoot it to put it out of its misery, well people, it's come to that.....lock and load.

And while were all talking...WTF happend to her ablity to Dance ??? I mean at one time she really could dance. Where did that go ???
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Was that filmed in her friggin' BASEMENT? Too bad she didn't spring for the Lee Press-On Nails, they go so well with the weave.

Bah you people are addicted to insults. Anything at all could be posted on this site and you'd trash it. Boring. The only interesting thing here is watching all of you struggle with her commercial success. Kinda sucks, doesn't it? "I don't care if she makes millions, because..." blah blah blah, and "I would never trade money for..." blah blah blah. Yeah right. Throw a hundred dollar bill on the ground and you'd all be knocked unconscious when your heads bump as you dive for it.

Fred spilled it all on Howard Stern Show maybe 3 years ago, before he moved to Sirius. Interview was radio GOLD!!! As good as Wilmar taking Mandy's Virginity and Bam doing Jessica and calling Johnny from her bed.

crap.

When, exactly, did it become cool to be a stripper? No, no, I'm not a prude, really I'm not, but this widespread fascination being a stripper really ... well ... creeps me out. And my own wording (widespread in the same sentence as stripper) creeps me out, too.

Miss Universe, if you think this is more extreme than anything Madonna did in the '80s or '90s, you weren't paying attention. This stuff is tame in comparison. For example, you might want to take a look at a certain coffee table book Madonna put out ...

Here's a post Cowgirl:

CLEVELAND - A gunman opened fire in a downtown high school on Wednesday, and five people were taken to a hospital, the mayor said.

The suspected shooter, a 14-year-old boy, apparently killed himself after the rampage, police said.

Hahahaha...see it's funny cause it's true.

I think the Fish is really Rev. Jim Jones and he is trying to get us to commit suicide all at the same time by making watch this Britney video.

Don't drink the Cool Aide!!!

This coont is not Madonna, Madonna actually did her thing when it was still just "taboo" and it wasn't really trashy, just challenged conventional conservative thinkings.. Now, it's just a cheap ploy, a fraud.. Trash for Trashy people to rally behind. So, what side of the fence does that put you on?

#117 - it's a black thing. It started with rap videos and then got picked up quickly by high-profile pro athletes. They're dogs, but they're also alpha dogs, so the followers are following, on cue. Go to the NBA All-Star game next year - the strip joints will be packed and strippers' cousins (prostitutes) will be everywhere, and everybody will act like it's perfectly normal.

Oh yeah, and this song is really mature and artistic, very forward thinking. LOLZ. Guess that explains why her fan base is a bunch of teenage losers, or at the least, still teenage in the mind. This chick is fast approaching 30, has two kids, and is still trying to act like a little girl all grown up and baddd! Look mommy, i'm a whore just like you said i could be! Dreams really do come true!

Just another rubbish commercial song to pollute the airwaves with. The only reason this is a hit is because the music industries want to make make money off it. People automatically think that what is played on MTV, etc. is good music. Wake up puppets, LISTEN to a song and decide for yourself if you like it. My personal opinion of this song is that it's probably one of the worst atrocities I have ever seen.

better to be a "teenage loser" than a bitter woulda-coulda-shoulda adult.

People actually like this video. There must be something wrong with all of you who think this is good, or you all must just be too young to get into any real strip joints. I like my porn and my strippers to be professionals because they know what they are doing. This video is just plain lame !

The editor on this video had to be on LSD with all the quick cuts and back and forth cuts, it makes me feel like I'm on a boat with seasickness.

It's time for my dinner now, so I'm going to have one of those Banquet Beef Pot Pies that are making everyone deathly ill and then watch this video again. Hopefully, I'll have to go to the hospital, and then I can sue both of them.

"Wake up puppets"

lmao. It's always the scrawny pimply guys who talk like that - on the internet. Don't make me come over and flush your head in the toilet!

Stop with the "your just jealous" defense Britney lovers! "Their just jealous" is what moms say to their kids, when they come crying that other kids are picking on them, when the truth is that they are fat and ugly and nobody likes them" "Your just jealous" is what porky 12-year-olds on the Maury Show: My 12 Year Old Dresses Like a Stripper episode say when anyone in the audience challenges them. I don't like Britney. I think she is a trashy classless dummy fat fuck and I have to say that I have a body comparible to the early Britney. So there. What do you think of that? Oh yeah, I'm just jealous, right?

veggi, don't make me come over there and rearrange your face in a blender.

#118

Don't you just love it when school starts, and all the little kiddies go around shooting each other. It really makes my day !!!

LOL @ what lux watches!

Georgie, please. I can hear your mom from here: "honey! you're spitting on the screen again! did somebody upset my lil pookins?"

Ugh. Gimme Less.

wooooow her ass looks better than her face now!!

Why exactly would anyone be jealous of Britney. She has no privacy, apparently no friends, no family that will speak to her, she is daily fodder for the internet, TV, and gossip rags. She can't even go to taco bell without being under a scrutiny. Not mention she appears to be mentally ill or at the very least severely depressed and quite possible she has "peaked" at 20. If you are to believe what is being printed, she is burning through her money to boot. If she was just an average girl most would run from her fast.... 23 unemployed divorced mother of two, with not so pretty private parts. She aint toting luggage she has a whole trailer park she is lugging around.

If I am to be envious of someone's life it would be oh I don't know... Ivanka Trump (better then average looking, great bod, smart, and mega bucks) or Eva Mendes (smoking hot, $$$$ and brains) or hell even Nikki Hilton( appears to be smart but that could be relative to the comparison to Paris, own business and $$$)

Soooo... the video is about some fat chic who dreams she's a stripper or something?

Krystie - October 10, 2007 5:58 PM
britney is such a good dancer and singer

Yeah? Why can she prove it, then?

#134 amen

This video makes Britney's new vid almost good......

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/40979/

I just get entertainment out of watching trainwrecks. I prefer to let other people have that kind of drama in their lives. Hence the Maury.

# 134 -

You forgot Condoleezza Rice ! She is my hero.

#130 nobody watches Maury.....LMAO

I have to say that this video and her VMA performance really tie in well together - her moves are so stiff and forced. She's not actually doing anything at all...I don't get the people who think this video is hot. That's why she had to resort to taking her top off to actually (try to) give the video some substance. Didn't work.

She is certainly convincing as a drug-addled stripper, though.

@140 I watch Maury. I have it set up on my Tivo. No wait that is Real Sex on HBO I watch. Sorry, I get the two confussed

Me too Jimbo. I mean I watch Real Hardcore Porn on winamp for free.

Damn, i'd still hit it!

I actually like the song and atleast its not fatter britney she looks a lil better

All I hear when I see this vid is 'gimme Demi Moore...' as in please make this skankass bitch go away and show me a hot babe who's pushed out a few kids but can still put on a good striptease.

Gawd Demi's got 20+ years on this hasbeen and is still smokin hot.

Oh yeah Frist and JIMBO? My kid knows the password to the cable channels now--so she is probably getting quite the education! Note to self--change the code ASAP!

How many way are there to say "So What?" I never thought she was talented anyway. Now, even less so.

What exactly, is it that she wants more of? Besides chalupas, starbucks, cheetohs, and cottage cheese on her ass and rolls on her gut? Obivously not wanting more babies or husbands.

So I broke down and watched and listened. And while I may not be the target audience, I still thought it sucked big time. Her singing, if you call it that, was terrible. And the lyrics were worse. So what it lacked in vocals, it made up for with horrible lyrics. And I think the stripper stuff was to distract everyone from just how bad the song truly is. I mean, a fat Brit dancing and stripping is a guaranteed freak show must see. Her train wreck is on motion. Can we avert of eyes? NO WAY!!!!!!

i looove the song, but i just cant get myself to like HER! i never have and i dont think i ever will I thinkshe is a terrible mother and doesnt deserve her children because she is too fucking selfish. She needs to hit rock bottom(and you would think losing you kids is rock bottom) and get her shit together and make better choices! But she's not normal and probally will never change, and im done wasting my time talking about a fucking nasty ass trashy whore!!!!

63, finding her attractive or not has nothing to do with having a life. what are you, 12? get a fucking clue fucktard.

That was some of the worst pole dancing Ive seen - I teach pole dancing to 40year old women.

This video is retarded whats next?? being a porn star... i wouldn't be shocked. And that must be a body double b/c there is no way her body looks like that.. just like all those air brushed photos on the magazines.

hey NEWSFLASH #90, britney can't sing either. she never could.

124, well enjoy it while you can because you sure are on your way to becoming the latter.

vote: who is more hiddeous to see undressed

1) Amy Winehouse
B) Britney Spears

Why was she hanging on to the jacket?...If you're gonna take it off, completely take it off =P

And on another note, wtf...Britney is supposed to at least make cool videos. This video goes nowhere, the only place it goes is her bobbies, which aren't the best anymore, and she hardly shows them. Damn them.

Well, at least that banner ad with Kelly Bundy is hot!

Is that the song or my computer's hard drive throwing up?

Who ever is defending this mess needs to seriously take a step back, look in a mirror...then shoot themselves.

This is the worst peice I've ever seen. First off all it looks like she is lifting up her boobs in that one seen where you can see the pastey cuz they are saggy.

Second, she is not even dancing. she looks like a first time stirpper who is nervous to be on stage and is worried she might fall off her heels.

Third, her butt is not in shape so I would not be dong close ups on it. And you'd think she could have hired someone to make her extensions NOT look like they were just ised to mop up the floor of an auto shop.

yep. certified slut!

good lord. this is terrible

I haven't seen an ass that big since Rosie O'Donnell was on Nip/Tuck. That said, her kids are going to be SO proud of her someday! Their mom is an awesome dancer.

And by dancer I mean whore. She has to be the nastiest, dirtiest, grossest fat person ever.

Well, I can't say you didn't warn me.

fuck you she looks hot

Only half as interesting as if it had been a video of her hunched over at a computer on a desk covered with with or without cigarette buts but inevatable three dirty cups, two empty or half empty bottles of bought beverage, squinting at a screen where she slowly hunts out and pecks the words "s-h-e-h-a-s-t-o-b-e-t-h-e-n-a-s-t-i-e-s-t. . ." into a tiny white box on the screen in a montage that obviously spans HOURS where the desk gets dirtier and she looks more haggard and beat with circle under her eyes and a big crease in her forhead from her raging disdain at god knows who (whom for that matter) amassed at the other side of the computer screen while "Gimme more" blares.

Reminds me of the skanky crack-whore "dancers" I saw one time at a low-rent strip club in Kileen, TX (Umm, went in by accident - thought it was a book-club reading)

If that is really her- as in, not edited to hell, then yah, she looks great! But this is a music video. I think that the live pics we see of celebrities are more accurate than the ones we see touched up in videos/magazines.

Worst crap ever.

Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfgoth she'z a frkiin biatch n horny ;l ! 10x God they took her childs ;l .. shes a abomination to the womans

Too bad she didn't do any actualy pole dancing. She just swung around it. She could have done a routine or something. She's just twirling around a pole. The hell. And if you're going to take your top off, take it off. She had pasties on, what was she hiding for? It looked dumb. She also looked far better in this video than she did on the awards. I don't know what kind of movie magic they used here. With her time and money there's no reason she shouldn't have a personal trainer and a nutritionist.

Never thought I'd say this but I NEED to see Brit censored these days.

H8 Britney. Remember after 9/11 when everybody thought that we would grow up as a society and eject these drags on our culture? HA!

I'm pretty sure this is actually a video sent back in time from the future. A future where Britney Spears actually IS an exotic dancer at a dirty urban strip club.

This site is just like X17, every post is some boring shit about BS! She's a boring wreck, stop w/ the BS posts!

how long before the porn...i see her dp'd by 2 blacks in my upcoming download...

i'd rather watch sophie's choice on amc...it's more uplifting...

I am laughing my ass off at the "legendary Britney Spears." Yeah, legendary for being an effed-up mess and a crappy singer to boot. YECH!!! She needs to pack it in. She's sooooo over.

LMAO! A bunch of women in tracksuits munching on Dove Bites and ripping on Britney. Too funny!

Wow...so she just walked around a pole for 3 minutes as a failed attempt to be sexy. A well trained monkey can walk around a pole and squat from time to time for 3 minutes.

Maybe this will be Britney's new career path after her career completely implodes. Stripping doesn't take talent either.

gimme less.

This is three and half minutes of my life that I'll never get back. And collectively, it's 630 minutes of time we've all wasted that we'll never get back. We need a Jessica Alb post. We just do. Now that's valuable waste of my time.

Ok, do me a favor for a moment and think back to the time when our favorite little pop tart had pig tails and a Catholic school uniform. Britney Spears began her Cinderella version of the American dream with innocence and grace back when she was Not a girl, Not yet a woman.

Now, maybe Britney Spears is going through a rough time, but come on people! You know you loved her at one point! Her rock hard abs and kitschy songs had everyone out of their seats and dancing. Even if it caused us ladies to hold our significant others a little closer when Britney Spears was around, there was no doubt a little envy in all of us.

Britney Spears rocked the pop world, leaving N'Sync and The Backstreet Boys in her dust. While most of her other Mousketeer buddies turned out to be a little less crazy, Britney Spears went down in entertainment history. Her panty-less antics and bombastic love woes kept our print industry in business for years and made for excellent water cooler chatter.

Without colorful Brittney Spears we'd have just been left with stories about Lindsay Lohan's toxic downward spiral or Paris Hilton's much deserved jail time. Britney had real problems and real breakdowns, and she even used to have real fans. Where are they now? Huh?? Huuuh?

So what if Britney doesn't like to wear shoes and/or underwear (depending on the day). That's her prerogative! I applaud Britney Spears' ability to completely ignore societal standards. I wish I had the guts to do such a thing. Every time we see good old Brit in the news walking out of gas stations barefoot or climbing out of cabs advertising her unmentionables, we all sigh, partially in disappointment and partially with pride, because she is standing up for all women who no longer want to be bound by such things as shoes, underwear and various other "rules."

Things are looking up for Britney Spears and she is getting stronger every day. I know she's been a great conversation piece and media scapegoat, but our innocent little Britney is back. Her CD will debut at #1, mark my words!

I love you Britney Spears...from the bottom of my broken heart!

#39--loved it. And loved that the warning led 1998 Britney to seek out the K-Fed. Reminded me of Back to the Future when the crazy scientist guy (forgive me, too much wine...who was Christopher Lloyd playing?) taped up the letter from MJF saying the terrorists were coming. Very, very clever. And, is it just me, or did she do a better job of lipsynching at the VMAs then she does in this video?

tell me why again she has to cover up if she intended to take it off?

Sure Brit's got issues -- but let's just not forget that she is also a person like all of us.Give her a break. Those who attack her and call her fans "brainless", well all I can say is that: IS JUDGING SOMEBODY JUST BECAUSE SHE IS OFTEN THE TARGET OF THE GOSSIP HUNGRY MEDIA MAKE U BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE?? OR MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ANYONE IN THIS FORUM? ALL you Britney attackers out there, if you truly are as smart as you claim to be,then show it by being a person who also know how to feel another individual's pain.You are not as famous as she.And you are not under the amount of pressures she encounters daily -- so keep those little brains of yours working.Just like anyone of us,Britney is not perfect.And hey, might wanna look around and maybe one of your family members is going through the same thing - or you people couldn't care less???

Well, actually i'm surprised she looked that good even. It's just a testament to tv magic. Amazing.

Sheesh. What hate! As if FRIST's vibrator doesn't smell like week-old mackerel.

#36, well said!

Why would anyone think this is tempting or tantalizing when she's already shown everyone her boobs and her cootchie for free--over and over and over again? Once you've been the ultimate exhibitionistic slut, there's no going back to this 'almost naked, aren't I sexy' crap.

Why do her ridiculous fans always spout "Leave Britney alone!" That's the last thing she wants. She can't live without the swarming hoardes.

And does she read this site? Actually, she probably does. Not long ago there was an article in some magazine about Lindsey Lohan, and she and a friend were reading articles online about her and laughing. And she was reading from this site! So yeah, the bimbos know about it.

She doesn't look like crap, but she still acts like she has no class or sense.

But that video blows.

All this video did was make me long for the days when she was so hot that I'd want to lick my TV screen. She's still--- well, in this video, she's faintly sexy-trashy, but it's just not the same.

Her ass is yummy though.

Listen man stop with the Britney posts it's been overplayed to death and whatever the hell she's up to nobody gives a GD. It is boring seeing nothing but Britney crap at every gossip blog.

PS: Post something on the smoking hot Vanessa or Bijou!

"gimme more" sounds like she made this song up while thinking about taco bell...

she doesn't look too bad in the video but seriously she needs to get someone to do her make-up, hair, and pick her outfits.

@ 181. So true. A lot less. From class to trash. She brought all the drama she's in on herself.

And why do all the Britney fans come on here complaining about the insults and gossip? Hello...the SUPERFICIAL.com

OMG IT ROCKSSS

SHE HAS IT
SHE HAS IT

FUCK THE HATERS
TAKE THISSS

Fat, old, busted, trashy, and a moron. Yup, it's Britney. Now where do I get my four minutes and seven seconds back?

Boy do I have a few things to say...........but.....Im about to go on strike, because I dont make nearly enough money as a prime time writer, while my technical, and creative directing crew continues to be shat upon, and stand to lose their livihoods, and possibly homes, until I see some back-end on internet and advertisement airings. P.S. I got my ass kicked a lot in grade school...take that, Billy McDingledorf!!

And btw, any of you guys that think she looks "healthy" need to remember that you live in the most obese country in the world. Sure, she looks healthy next to your 400lb grandma. An overweight rhino probably would too.

I actually ..well..like this! People underestimated Britney, yet again. All they do is look into her personal life and judge it like that. I aint saying she’s all innocent but I bet if half the crap wasn’t written about her, she’d still be our ” pop princess ” or whatever the hell she was called back in the day. These days people seem to believe whatever you put out there. Britney knows that and put this out because it's what people were expecting. You call her dumb all you want. She's a smart girl.

horrible video, horrible song!

too bad i used to like Brit

"Now where do I get my four minutes and seven seconds back?"

As if an hour of your time is worth a penny. Quit posing, loser!

You know, I would love nothing more than to write something eloquent, and relevant to this issue....But, you see, Im a writer of prime time television...and the rest of you,...well probably feed off my genious. so unfortunatelely, I cannot comment..furthermore, I make three times your salary, but somehow, will try to negotiate for more.. Too bad you chose to be an artist, I blame your support group. Call me when its time to strike...I'll be on the links.

Re: #202 " I'm a writer of prime time television" etc.
Look
Don't blame us. Maybe consider finding the LORD or something...etc.

(And don't worry 'genious' and ' unfortunatelely' pretty well blew your cover.)

Binky : OOPs. Link may be toasty.
Public at LARGE : You're going to lose points in 'Linkage Impression"
Binky : Don't worry - I'm better in the 'freestyle'.

First, I just had a flashback of watching the blair witch, what the hell is up with the cheezy zooming noises on this guy's camera? And secondly, the strip club that she is dancing in looks like one of those "hole in the wall" strip clubs near the airport.... 25 cent drafts anyone?

#202 thats what production assistants are for fucknut, Im too busy writing gold to give two shits about spellcheck. Maybe this is one of the details holding you back from your true potential, as my ballwasher.

What's that strange noise, a message to al qaeda?

a random street dancer could dance better than her.

# 206 Maybe get a production assistant ,or kick a gaffer ,or something. Your numeration thing also seems a bit lacking.
Don't worry the only ballwashers I see are in golf - And I always seem to lose them -
to the moment. ( as Tiger would say)

I think I would be more shocked if she kept her clothes on. This is getting old.

there is no way i am reading all these words about britney spears

# 211 - Just click a couple of links then

Wow, Butch..... I have to admit, even though it was 'uncool' to do so, I used to really like Britney in the day, everyone did.... but now she looks shit. I wouldn't say she's fat, not at all, but in her line of work she's definately on the plump side. It's a shame, she's got serious mental health problems, I made a lot of the same mistakes myself when I had PPD, except I wasn't in the world's spotlight.

Well ok. For those of you keeping score at home. I finally did read one of my links and found this in the comment section of the above :
"Maher, Stewart (Lebowitz), Colbert, Olberman, et all are pseudo-Left/Right gatekeepers. They maintain the MSM left boundary of manufactured reality. While appearing to be leftists they actually adhere to the MSM left boundary. No mention of 9/11 truth, no real criticism of Zionists, Zionism or Israel. Wolves in sheeps clothing reading preapproved prepared scripts. The truth is out there. You have to go find it. Long live the Constitution of the United States of America. PEACE."
Look -#211 . Get with the new reading program. It's 'between the lines.'
No Britney Spears there. No poles soiled. ETC.
Honest.

I think I got herpes just watching that. I need a scalding hot shower.

poor whore needs money,fame and easy way is just like every star does is to show tits and butt

Binky's Cheat Sheet
Well. Ok. Sometimes those guys are ok for a laugh. Etc.
But I'm sure Hitler had his jugglers...
- And of course Colbert did have Ed Asner and Sean Penn on....
( And Stewart had on Lynne Cheney... and talked about gay marriage.)
-MSM means - Main Stream Media
-And B.O. - means 'body oder'.
Well ok. that last one wasn't mentioned here. Just in case you encounter it sometime - in some sort of ciphered situation- Later .

#207

that was not cool.

shame on you, that was an inhuman thing to say. :(

wow i wish my mom did this shit when i was little

Now I HATE HER more!
now make me hate linsay & paris more

God i love the internet
i never really belonged anywhere Now I am a hater

Honestly .... this SUCKS

Seriously, I'm tired of hearing about Britney's exploits as a subpar human being. More nekkid hippies and Sophia's Bush please!

Since when did this site turn into the support group for incurable Britney fans? I'm getting sick of the 'Britney is a real person, you guys! *sob sob*' comments.

Okay, so yeah Britney is a person.

You know what that means? That means she's responsible for her own stupid actions. So when she acts like an idiot, we can't blame society, or the media, or anything like that, we blame her. We shouldn't excuse her behaviour because she's going through a rough time. I know tons of people who went through divorces and managed to stay away from drugs and retain custody of their kids. They're real people too.

Well yeah she's got tons of paparazzi following her everywhere. But you know, they're pretty much all there waiting for her to screw up. Maybe if she stopped screwing up, she wouldn't have all the paparazzi watching her every move. And then she'd have a helluvalot more privacy. But it's not going to happen, since money seems to be the bigger issue here.

Soooo hot!! OMG!! New Britney video!!! More tits!!! More ass!!! Very ooo-la-la!!!

You know what's particularly sexy?
the scrathcing sound in the back.
Like pop-rocks for the ears.
wo-wee, that's orgasmic.

227 comments. Britney wins.

AUTHOR OF THIS PAGE: WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE IF BRITNEY SPEARS WOULDN'T EXISTED???? This page is getting pathetic. Every second post is about Britney fuckin' Spears. Lame as hell.

Are those pasties in the shape of a star? Or form of a breast.
Activate!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BRITNEY HERE ON THIS PAGE!!!

#224-
True dat, double true.
Yep, Brit brings it on herself. She has a Starbuck's around the corner from her pad. She drives to the Starbuck's several miles away because more famous people go there, ergo more paparazzi hang out there. Maybe she is keepin it real y'all, or maybe she has her publicist (and by publicist, I mean her yorkie with a post it on it's collar placed at the front door) tip off the paps as to which public restroom she will be soiling that afternoon.
On the up side, I can see where 409 or Chlorox wipes could sponsor her tour. "When you gotta clean the stripper pole that some stank ass jelly belly's been staining with her nasty snail trail, reach for 409!"

Whats with all the frog/ribbit noises?

There's 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Whats with the sudden shot of the Cro-Mag looking dude at 2 minutes into this train wreck of a vid?

You know you don't have any talent when you can't even get the lip syncing down right ...IN A VIDEO.

Her tits have been pointing at her shoes since she first came out...even worse now...I wish she would O.D already and give the world a break.

lol, I love how she's holding her stupid shirt over her chest all awkwardly like that. I didn't think it was possible for this video to look any more uncoordinated, unprofessional and downright retarded but I guess I was wrong. She looks like a drunken idiot dancing in her bedroom in front of a webcam with her friends for Youtube. How did this crap ever get the green light??

She does remind me a little of Michael Jackson when she has that hat on. Michael Jackson in drag.

Wow, what an original and creative video. I've never sen anything like it before in my whole life, and certainly in not any Britney videos. She continues to break new ground in the genre. Kudos, Brit.

I agree with Pikachelsea. Whatever happened to a video budget? After this, plus the VMAs, I'm convinced she has lost her dancing ability. Considering she's lost her bod as well, she's lost just about everything she ever had. Cos God knows she could never really sing...

What a complete waste of time. Completely lame song. Wake up people.

Brit's a pretty girl, but I'm not quite understanding all the dudes on here proclaiming her to be the hottest thing alive. She's cute, but there are tons of cute girls all around the country. Some of them, dare I say, are actually HOTTER than Britney. Just because the poptard machine tells you that you must find her sexy or be condemned to gaydom, it doesn't make it so. (And for the ones who claim she's better looking then most chicks. No. She's probably just better looking than the mud ducks YOU manage to pull. If the only chicks that you seem to encounter are portly sweathogs, that's probably an indication of your attractiveness. Like attracts like.)

As for the video, didn't bother torturing my eyes. If the first cut was any indication, it's just reflection of how lazy this girl's become. I never liked her music, but I'll admit that at least she used to be willing to give you a show. 6 years ago she'd be flying around that pole. Now all she can manage to do is a pathetic wiggle while begging for someone, anyone to find her sexy. II guess she thinks she can just rest on her laurels and let the peons lick up her pitiful efforts. (And judging from the comments here, she's probably right.)

taking the idea of pathetic to a whole new level. every aspect of that craptacular video -- from the cheap-ass video capture to the cheap-ass production itself to the vomit-inducing music -- shouted, "God is Dead."

@186 Just shut the fuck up, stupid cunt! And to all the other paid bloggers on Britney's behalf. Stop writing from the style guide the PR firm issued you. There is absolutely no originality in your posts. It's just so goddamn obvious you f'n whores.
-Britney's back, she's on top again, looks healthy
-She has issues, but who doesn't?
-She has made mistakes, but who hasn't?
-Look at yourself, are you perfect?
-I'm a mother too..."
Holy shit, it's either an orchestrated campaign or some fucked up Scientologists at work. In any event, you dumbfuck dolts, get the fuck out of here. I'm so sick of your shit. Fuck off!

Britney again... my god this girl!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2279188
Have a nice day

Damnit, I ragged on 186 without scrolling further up. Can't believe I missed that pile of shit from 183. It took up half my screen. You're a fucking cunt too. Dumb shit, go away.

Sheesh. That's bad. Just really, really bad. Nasty skanky bad. Did you guys notice how she keeps tossing her head in one direction then the other? Is this considered dancing now? Head tossing and random squatting? Oh, and dry humping a mirror.

Gross, man.

Wow, 183. I thought shoes and underwear were like.. hygiene issues as opposed to societal rules. I'll remember that next time I'm getting my panties on, or my shoes. Which I wear every day in case I step in something nasty like piss on the floor of a public restroom.
Yeah, stick it to the man by exposing delicate parts of your body to nasty germs!

that is fucking amazing! britney is hotter than ever! wow. she is back and better than ever!

Was that a cat purring in the background?

It really is great seeing Britney out there doing what she loves to do. Yeah she may have lost her kids just for the time being, but she is just lonely and depressed right now. Give her a break. If you don't like her, then don't look at her. She has done amazing performances in the past and I think soon enough she will show everyone that she's still got it. This may have not been her best video, but she is still a legend.

#247...

You do realize that this skank has never sang a note live in her professional career, yeah?

Legend?...

wow.

I'm highly disappointed. Britney could have done 10x better with this. I'm not impressed with her stripper impression what-so-ever. All she's doing is holding on the pole and walking around throwing an occasional pelvic thrust at it. She should have been doing some serious pole play to make this her come back debut. Ah well.

So yeah, I felt like I’d respond to all the "white trash" comments. I found it very amusing, since I live in Kentucky, where I am also labeled “white trash”. If this is the case, since obviously you are all knowing and your opinion matters, I’d just like to say that I’m thankful to have a white trash role model to look up to.

I love you Britney. I’m excited for October 30th! No matter the negativity, your album will debut at number one!

@247 Dumb shit! A legend? Right up there with John Lennon and Bob Dylan right? Go back to work. Aisle seven needs cleaning up.

@250 Since you are from Kentucky don't forget, you're not only white trash you are also a hillbilly. Say hi to everyone down in Dogpatch for me.

Britney Spears could be the biggest freaking star around if she stopped screwing around with her life.

This is like her first song sense "Hit Me Baby One More Time" & "Oops I Did It Again" & those big hits. ((That was a while ago & people still listen do those songs.))

And then after she is attacked my the media, looses her husband & her kids & basically has a sucky life, she makes ONE song and it makes it so frickingg BIG.

THAT'S REAL TALENT.

If she would stop screwing around in her life & completely concentrated on her career..woaahh.

Okay.......so I just watched the video, and I threw up in my mouth. Britney Spears' career is over and has been since she got with K-Fed. She can't sing, and never has been able to, she used to be able to dance, that's gone to hell....and she used to have a hot body...well.....I won't say it, we already know where it went.

The fact of the matter is...she has blown it with her career. She was big with the little girls in the late 90's and early 2000's, and then she went downhill.

She can come out with as many cd's as she wants and as many videos as she wants...but the facts speak for themselves....she will never be anything again. Sorry Brit, but it's inevitable...

BRITNEY CAN'T SING. PERIOD.
THE VIDEO IS BORING, NOTHING BUT FOLK DANCE AROUND A POLE OVER AND OVER.
NO ASSETS TO SHOW REALLY. ASS IS TOO BIG, WAIST WITH ROLLS. BREASTS ARE NOT IN SHAPE, HAIR LOOKS HIDEOUS. FACE IS TOO BIG.

BAD JOKE.

P.S don't mind my caps, thanks

complete waste of 3 minutes. Ooo, pasties. Wow. She shows her crotch off video, so what is so shocking? That's the thing. She can no longer shock. Just a desperateness about her to clutch that last fleeting moment of celebrity.

"She can come out with as many cd's as she wants and as many videos as she wants...but the facts speak for themselves...." because her first song is at the top of the Billboard charts already.

Bashing just sounds like pure blind bitterness when obviously contrary FACTS are available.

Wholllayyyy what a huge pile of poo this is.

she's... well plump. as in she's NOT HOT like she was SHE'S ACTING LIKE A SLUT. i understand it's cos she has issues (putting it mildly), and so ppl shouldn't be hard on her. but tt's as far as i'll go. i will NOT EVER say this is hot. this is trashy.

That was absolutely craptacular. While Brit now looks like any NORMAL woman, she doesn't look like the pop-slut she was and she certainly doesn't look like any stripper I've seen. I will not be tucking dollar bills into her g-string anytime soon.

On the other hand, now that we know that she'll take her clothes of in front of a camer, we now are assured of her next desparate grasp at her now dead career ... porn. Full frontal, bang her in the a$$ for an hour porn, not some airbrushed Playboy fluff crap.

no big deal....has anyone focused on that possibly this is post-partum???

omg she is so hot

right on #24!!!!!

Just Brit playing out her fantasy. Thats all this is. Notice the shot of the one guy looking on, but the rest of the amused on lookers are women, including britney herself? Could she be more transparent? Doesnt even take a shrink no how her mind works.

If this song is heading for number 1, its only because people are listening to it with the entertaining memory of watching her performance of it on TV. Every time I hear it, thats what I think about, as I shake my head in disgust..