Oct 16 2007Britney Spears turns herself in

dumb fuck

shes such a dirty hippie

Man,

That doesn't look like her in the title photo. It looks like her in 20 years.

I would still let her fart in my mouth.

she needs to stop being so natural, take a shower, scrub that skin, wash that hair, comb it dry it stye it, and put on some makeup and clothes that fit! why is she such a SLOB!

she just needs to shave her head and start wearing wigs

Is she wearing those fucking boots AGAIN?!

does anyone else keep thinking that the girl at the top of the screen is wearing a santa hat out of the corner of your eye?

she could be pretty if she didn't ruin herself by trying to look ugly
if she got ready one day and put herself together a lot of people would say
" britney is back ", thats almost all she has to do

She wears sunglasses because the PAPS and Media always have bright camera lights ! Just like Jack Nicolson said after coming out of a restaurant the oother night, A PAP asked Jack how was his dinner and Jacks repsonse was Eat that Fucking light and I'll tell you how it was

Didn't this fender bender happen several weeks ago? She's just turning herself in now? Fucking empty headed, selfish, rude, twat.

It doesn't make sense, I thought rednecks like her were supposed to be good drivers like the Duke boys and NASCAR fans.

7... Yeap, she's still wearing "The Boots".

Yep! Last pic shows the boots. I think they really are super glued on. How about the mug shots? I want to see the mug shots. Bet they are from the waist down, showing her flashing her snatch and boots. That's the only way the cops can identify her.

"Yep, chief, we got Britney. I would know those boots and pussy anywhere."

PInk eye? Heck no. She just stabbed herself with the Starbuck's straw. Can't read, drink and flash at the same time.

the inside of those boots must smell like stale old feet!!!!!

#13 that was hilarious....

I'm sure the paps were taking photos of her wearing sunglasses with her tit hanging out like that....

I bet the boots and the snatch all identify with the same smell....cheeetos

this girl needs a new : stylist, manager, publicist, and personal coach!
she needs to shower everyday and get rid of the damn boots!

wonder if she will get more publicity than Paris Hilton or Naomi Campbell

Yo, anyone notice the white shiz at the bottom of her hippie dress?

Dirty Birdy.

LOL! Yeah, Monica Lewinsky called. She needs her cum stained dress back....

LMAO!

she looks greasy, like she would be all slick if you touched her face...

What's with the giant white stain on the bottom of her dress? Can this girl do anything without spilling shit all over herself? I guess that's what living life in your car will do to you.

Why can't LAPD Rodney King her ass??

@23, i am telling you, she is too greasy. maybe that's why. like fighters putting vaseline on their faces. the cop's punches just slide right off.

Britney gets caught with the stupidest looks on her face. Why does she do that? She always looks like she just shit herself a little. I'd bet money that she shits for fun.

P.S. I wonder if Britney ever walks around nude in front of Jamie-Lynn? God, I hope so.

I heard they couldn't get a clear figureprint of her. They tried 12 times and each time all they got was a Cheeto stain.

there's only one way to get pink eye. poopie eye

It's AAAAAlways something. Fuckups - 1,000,000 plus....Accountability - Zero

HEY! Do you think they'll have cameras there for the strip search???
I'm sure Brit won't care.....she'd probably pose for a couple.
:)

she needs to turn in them damn ugly boots
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to the Goodwill!

Dont you get 'Pink Eye' when an infected person farts on your face?

That girl is a total train wreck..............she looks like she hasn't washed her face in days. Gross!

#32.................lame!

Yes, Nev, you are absolutely correct. When a person, infected with pink-eye, farts on your eyeball, the hot gas stains the retna, causing a complete brown-out. Hence, pink-eye.

"I'm a Brainiac" the Brit Twit was all concerned about "hurting" her own car but never even tried to find out whose car she hit while she was in the store before she left. "Oh, I don't have to own up to any mistakes...mistake, what mistake?" I hope Kim of "KIMS WGN" is suing the pants off her....oh....that's right, the bitch ain't got no panties......so no one can sue them off of her.

Oh she looks so gross...you know, I think this sorta proves she was always gross, but lighting, makeup, airbrushing, etc. is magical. seriously magical. that's why she was hanging with criss angel--trying to get him to recreate that magic, but alas, he is not that talented.

PS---don't her boobs look MIGHTY fake in a few of those pics????!!!!!!!

whats that white stuff at the bottom of her dress? Looks like the police let her "Get off" easy......

no, #36
i kinda of disagree, anyone would be gross if they do what she does for hygiene, dresses like she does, eats like she does, etc.
if she tries as hard as normal girl, she is hotter than the norm.
i think you could say the gym, soap, and a hair brush, is magical in her case.
she has a smallish nose, big eyes, pretty teeth and mouth, a good shape and even cheek bones when thin.

and that pisses me off even more, cause it shows how LAZY and SLOPPY she is.
she def thinks she is above it all now. and shes not, she really needs to try harder to seem like she has earned what she has.

Why does every celebrity that goes to the LAPD to turn themselves in not have to stay in jail for any length of time. I spend more than 45 minutes in line every time I go to the Post Office.

Anyone else but a celebrity would be striped searched and have to spend hours in some holding tank, with a bunch of derelicts and actor wannabes, until their bail went through, which would take at least 100 hours.

She looks like a has been porn star from the 1970's.

DONUTS 'N CHEESE
DONUT'S 'N CHEESE
R YUMMY GOOT
DONUT'S 'N CHEESE
zo eat ur donuts 'n cheese

i hate her and all, but for a fender bender like the one in the video #39???
i doubt anyone would be strip searched for that, or put in jail. you must be a really suspicious looking person for all of that to happen to you. that is really going overboard.

i agree #38. she messes herself up, it pisses me off. pretty much everything bad that has happened to her is because she is stupid and lazy

Brit looks shiny.... On a better note i was trying to use my Jedi powers to make that tittay pop out... But do we really need to see that.

Suspicious lookin' person? What ya mean white gurl? You mean abrican amerien ore somedin'. you's needs to get off do net and getz yo white ass back tu da burbs, bitch.

i mean exactly what you think, you nappy headed ho. you need to learn yoz self some english foo

Bitch yu needz do get out dis site fores i kicks you lil'skinny white azz bitch ho pleaze! go smoke dat crack and peddle yo azz fo da crack.

bitch ho. youz crazzy or somedin' like dat.

WHAT! now dat sound like dat be the way YOU roll abrican princezz
care' yo black azz back to dat park bench on Crenshaw, and give dat white person day computer back you scrumpin dirty ho... fo i gotz to regulate
go take care yo kids laquisha and shithead

BS @ the pinkeye. I've had it and it's very minor. You can get rid of it in 2 days with warm compress and no meds, but she's had it for like 2 weeks. She doesn't have pinkeye.

Jeez number 49. No need to get so nasty. I was just having another one of those testy seizures will typing my retort. By the way, it's not shithead. His name is Jamal, thank you very much.

yes Warren, we have to do better. take care of your children.
britney should take a shower and wear clean clothes and take care of her children.

#8 - LOL - you're right! It's a santa hat for the holidays! How nice of Superfish! I think we're going to get presents, too! Goody!

Hey MrsP,
How are you doing?
Did anything good/bad happen while I was gone?

TT! You're back!!! It was so exciting - while you were away a bunch of religious Jesus zealots got into the site and started praying for Britney - I kid you not! - and everyone started wondering where you were. I think the exact words were TT Save Us! Anyway, I'll go back and look up the post that it happened in. It was weird. I think it was an honest to goodness bible study class project - "Hey, kids, let's all get on the internet and pray for Britney 'cause Jesus loves her, yes he does!"

How was Chicago? Get into any trouble there? Of the fun sort, I mean. :)

radar is my myspace song. i have already created a dance routine for it.

TT, the post was titled something like: Britney Spears Gets To Spend One Night A Week With Kids on Oct 12. Here's the link. People missed you, sweetie. Awww....

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/britney_spears_gets_one_night.php#comment

LOL at the Jesus Freaks.

Chicago was great, lots of good food and drink. The hotel I was staying at had open bar for 2 hours each night. I didn't know I could drink so much much in 2 hours.

And of course great shopping, pick up some new "clothes" *wink,wink*

picked

Jesus said,

"Woe to you scribes, and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like white washed tombs which indeed appear beautiful outwardly, but inside are full of dead men's bones and all uncleanness."

Matthew 23:27

Useless without mugshot.

Jesus just left chicago and he's bound for new orleans.
Well now, jesus just left chicago and he's bound for new orleans.
Yeah, yeah.
Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

Took a jump through mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
Took a jump through mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
Yeah, yeah.
Then out to california through the forests and the pines.
Ah, take me with you, jesus.

You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
You might not see him in person but he'll see you just the same.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.

Pinkeye??? I'd make her wear a patch over her browneye.

Love the TT Tribute

Wouldn't that be a thong panty?

"...which indeed appear beautiful outwardly, but inside are full of ... men's bones and all uncleanness..." sounds like my kind of girl!

LOL
Full of men's bone.

I think every action she takes at the moment is all for publicity because she could have stayed at the accident when it happened. I am getting very bored with her stories.

TT, open bar for two hours daily is reason enough to go to Chicago for me!

63- yer so clever. No go make me a sammich.

whats up with the fuckin stupid ass talk here? ugggggg!

MrsP, that is one of the better perks. We also had open bar at the theater before the show, at intermission, and after the show. I'm glad I was with friends that protect me from myself. LOL

OK – Here is how it works. 1. People stop posting when Fish puts up stories on this piece of trash. 2. Fish realizes that nobody gives a shit about this piece of trash. 3. Pictures of this piece of trash become worthless. 4. Piece of trash calls the Paps when she is ready to go out and is told nobody cares. 5. Piece of trash goes away.

MrsP, you're number 69.

:-)

"whats up with the fuckin stupid ass talk here? ugggggg!"

Hey you kids, get off my lawn!

TT, I can't believe I missed that! It's my favorite, too! Oh, well.........75???????
mmmm, doesn't have the same ring to it as 69. Damn!

You have only two choices in this life.

1. You follow The Lord Jesus Christ.

Or

2. You follow Satan in a world that embraces evil.

There is no other choice, everything falls into one or the other. There is no other option period.

Except for #60, none of you on the thread have made proper mention of The One True God and His Christ Jesus our LORD.

Therefore you are as guilty as Britney because you follow the world, and NOT the One True God.

You can make excuses till you take your last breath and that has no effect on eternal truth.

Go back to the Holy Bible and pray to know God's will in your life. Have faith in Christ sacrifice upon the cross for your sin, and turn from your evil and wicked ways.

And take that log out of your own eye before you try and remove a splinter from the eye of your brother or sister.

#76 Go back to bible study class and stick the log up your own ass!

And by the way, there is only One True God, and He is .... Texas Tranny!!

74- yeah yeah, I know, I'm a big cranky butt, but whats up with the fucking ubonics and heavenly father shit (I know, I don't know how to spell ubonics and I don't care). Maybe I just need a fucking DRINK!!!!! FRIST!

Hey, welcome back, TT! I wish I'd known ahead of time that you were here in Chicago so I could've met you in the flesh, so to speak. FYI, based on the number of postings about you and Jesus while you were away, we've concluded that, at least here, you're as popular as Jesus. Something to put on your resume?

Has anyone seen the print ad for Britney's new "scent"? The photo is so airbrushed, it doesn't even look like her. In fact, I'm still not sure that IS Britney in the pics, but, perhaps, a much younger, fresher model that resembles her. Here's a link to one of the photos:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=474914&in_page_id=1773

Sorry, I've got a life. I can't read all the Britney-bashing threads here AND go study your linked photo.

Fortunately, I'm smart and capable enough to do both. Sorry you aren't.

BunnyButt, I'm gonna git me some of that new Britney perfume. So that when I'm wearing it and people say "What's that smell?" I can say "Britney!".

Every picture, lately, of her has those horrible fingernails with chipped polish. She needs a MANICURE.

Mrs.P- you could just put Crisco under yer arms for the same affect.

BunnyButt -
britney has the guts/doesn't give a shit enough to go out in public with no makeup, hair greasy and done in the most unflattering way, clothes that are ugly mismatched, don't fit, cowboy boots.

given kevin aucoin style makeup, right hair stylist, and cute outfit she would probably look FINE, and still be pretty just a little thicker than what would be best on her.

shes needs a lot of things #84.
a bath and proper instruction on how to maintain her weave are also in the list
.... on a side note, i smelled " Midnight Fantasy" and I kind of liked it. My leasy fav is ' In Control'. I just realized the irony of her having a perfume named that!

BunnyButt, You must have missed the couple of posts that I asked if anyone lived in Chicago or knew of anything fun to do there.
Where do you live? I stayed in Rosemont on River Rd.
I went and saw "Wicked", Brookfield Zoo, the Auboretum and the Field Muesum.
Had dinner at Greek Islands downtown, Brian's Charhouse in West Chicago, Villa Nova in Villa Park and Shaw's Crab Shack (or something like that).
I had a great time, but it would have been fun to party with a local.

#85, excuse me while I climb back into my chair. I fell off it laughing at your post!!

C'mon, we all know Britney isn't going to clean up her act. Get real.

Hey Veggi,
LOL Crisco and maybe a little semen.

ROFLMAOPIP
More popular than Jesus?

John Lennon once said that.

MrsP, you've got to email me.

She looks like she smells

Pink eye is a rare and serious disease, y'all, and people do actually get it. In fact, there are many long term eye infections that a person could get. I, myself, have had what is known as "Chinese Eyetis"... for the last 14 years.

hehe ok i'm awake now..

Is she belching in the main pic? "Excuse me y'all! I just inhaled some taquitos!"

@80 Bunny Butt thanks for that link that was too funny. I liked the part about her next scent, a reflection of her soul or some bullshit like that. What would that smell like, she has no soul. Personally I think it's going to smell like a deep fryer.

The BOOT
can't take off THE BOOTS
all that stinkyswelling....

ript1&0 I suffer from the same affliction we should have a smoke sess... er uh, support group meeting sometime

Jeez - she doesn't even know that a turtleneck is supposed to hide your neck not expose your boobies!

poor starbucks cowgirl
she has great difficulty removing those boots.....NO LIPOSUCTION for her
due to the high # of bones in feet & ankles

those boots
are stuck on
.. .. her staff secretly pissed, sh*t & ...whatever' in them

What in the hell is up with the title picture? She looks like a 40 year old ugly fat mom. Ooooooh!

I thought Britney got pink eye when my one-eyed snake showered my love all over her face and she didn't close her eyes.

Mark 12:12

#92, TT, I guess you got through reading the posts from the other day! I'm still waiting for my WWTT (What Would Texas Tranny Do?) bracelet. I think BunnyButt's supposed to be ordering them! And also, the bible thumpers ain't gonna save Britney, the world or anything else by posting hymns on the Superfish!! (just had to say that!)

Apparently your life is mainly lived on this computer.

P.S. Fuck You : )

that's 81. Oops.

WWTT
That's wonderful.

Britney Spears Turns Herself In..............to a Giant Fucking Failure

why is it she's always on headlines....? are there any celebrity news besides fatney??

Britney is a total train wreck in action and we can’t turn our heads and just walk away. It’s human nature. Reminds me of the old saying “When your down and out, everyone wants a piece of your ass”
I’m only interested in these posts as to see if she’s wearing panties or not. Most of you here on the Fish know how deep my panty fetish is and I would rather see her panties than look at her naked pussy. Panties leave so much more to the imagination as opposed to seeing a naked pussy. Anyone that trades pictures with me knows this, but I digress.
Britney, we love you………..love that your spinning out of control towards Earth at blinding speed and the crash we be spectacular.

I bought a hilarious "Show me your Britney" Shirt at this site:

http://www.cafepress.com/larryadair/3338091

Britney,
Stop picking and digging at the meth bugs under your skin. They really aren't there. They are only in your imagination. You are scarring your face very badly!

these pictures were not taking when she was leaving the police station. if you read the blurb it says she wore a turtle neck shirt to the police station, dumbasses.
all I can say for her is all that money at the tanning salons is paying off. she definitely looks toasty. still a whore though.

@111, I love cafepress. I have this t-shirt.

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/sissy/-/pv_design_prod/pg_1/p_storeid.4591464/pNo_4591464/id_1920392/opt_/fpt_/c_666/

Oh my God, I think Britney Spears really sucks!! She is dead since a lot of time and she is trying to make music again? Come on Brit, go home or go to the mental institution!!!!

I hate this bitch.

TT, I live on the far north side of the city, about 1/2 hour from Rosemont. I grew up in the Villa Park/West Chicago area so I know it well, and I'll be at the Arboretum this Saturday, seeing if there's any fall color yet. Sadly, I probably would've been relegated to designated driver since I'm not much of a drinker, but it sounds like it would've been a great time even sober.

#76, I'm going with #2. Whatever I have to do to avoid spending eternity with you and all of the other bible thumpers.

#76. You stupid, trashy excuse for a person. I bet you pray just right! God loves you. In this day-and age, you'd think that people were smart enough to not believe in a god, lol. I mean, how easy. Hey, I don' understand life. Why do things happen? Oh, that's right, there's a little man in the sky how decided to shine his penis-light on me. I'm "special". You christians think that you're special. You're absolutely not. You're just as small as the rest of us. Period. If I had to chose a life with christians, like #76, or an eternity with Slayer. You better goddamn believe I'd pick slayer!

P.S. Viva Terrorism. Kill those fucking christ-anuses you lovely psychotics.

That is the same skirt she was wearing a few days ago at Starbucks when she was "reading" the chronicles of narnia in her car. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm thinking she probably didn't wash it before wearing it again.

I didn't even think that was her, her face looks so different. Is the meth kicking in? Then I saw the nails, yup, that's Britney.

jesus christ, someone call the EPA because it looks like exxon-mobil had an oil spill on her face.

119, i think this was taken later that day. everything is the same except her face is greasier & she put on a sweater.

she's just foul.

cool, liz taylor! oh wait...dang...

Her breast in the first photo looks like it came detached from her body and she his holding it on with her hand!

If those shiney round lumps under her shirt aren't fake i'll suck Ron Jeremy's cock.

Fame has made her degenerate into a skank. I'd still totally lest her squat of my face any day of the week though!

Does this bitch ever NOT have spilled food on her clothes?

I say, she STILL HAS SMALL HANDS LIKE A CARNIE. EWWWWWWWWWW!

STUBBIE! She's like a blonde gypsy. And not the good kind, like Stevie Nicks, either.

I used to feel really bad for Britney because I thought she was just trying to live a regular life and be a good mom, but now I couldn't give a shit how mean and disrespectful people are to her because that was what the little smelly bitch gets for only thinking about her poor self and letting her kids get taken away from her. She's disgusting.

I bet she smells as bad as she looks. Fuck this bitch.

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