Oct 5 2007Britney Spears slept through drug test – twice

Part of the reason Britney Spears lost her kids is because she failed to follow the judge’s instructions and take a drug test. But why did she skip those tests? Was she negotiating world peace? Reading to her kids? Aw, no, wait, she was sleeping. Hey, it’s hard work letting nannies watch your kids while you drink Frappucinos. E! Online reports:
Sources close to the proceedings told the Los Angeles Times that Spears' assistant twice informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep and then on another occasion told the technicians that Spears would be unavailable to take a test at home.
I catch a lot of flack for the Britney loves fast food comments. But, seriously, at this point I’m just trying to help. Had somebody took Britney’s hand and offered to take her to Carl Jr.’s if she peed in a cup, all of this could’ve been avoided. She probably would’ve filled a bathtub if you threw in a trip to the DQ. The woman has a weakness for fast food. She loves it more than her kids. Use her weakness for good. Train her. Mold her. Or you can just sit there and let Britney make a music video (above) where she pretends to be a stripper. Except no one has the heart to tell Britney she’s the type of stripper that makes a guy get up and leave - because his penis is crying.
NOTE: Above is Britney Spears' new music video for Gimme More. So either 'you're welcome' or 'I'm sorry.' I can't figure out which is appropriate here.
EDIT: YouTube pulled the video.
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Reader Comments
1. hegadeth - October 5, 2007 12:15 PM
Enough already.
2. Melanie - October 5, 2007 12:17 PM
It suck.
3. Tim - October 5, 2007 12:19 PM
You dumb.
4. frist - October 5, 2007 12:20 PM
1st muthafuckas!
5. Jimbo - October 5, 2007 12:20 PM
Speaking on behalf of all hetero guys: I just rubbed out the first of MANY to this video!
6. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 5, 2007 12:22 PM
Are her assistants so afraid of losing their jobs, that they do not have the courage to wake her up and give her the option of refusing the service.
One recent Bodyguard claims he was fired for not hearing her when she asked him to pick up her hat, He then turned against her in a big , big way.
Understandably, she is in a situation that none of us can ever imagine. But where is her parents in all of this.????????????
7. jive - October 5, 2007 12:22 PM
the song's actually good. poor thing.
8. SHE LOOKS HOT - October 5, 2007 12:24 PM
i would rather see this than milk-toast sophia bush drink iced tea!
thank you!
i know i know.... she eats cheetos, and she doesn't have nice fingernails
but i dont give a F*CK!
9. veggi - October 5, 2007 12:24 PM
sooooooooo, she's watching michael jackson dance on a pole? WTF?
10. NICE - October 5, 2007 12:28 PM
she has a lovely lower back
11. Britney S. - October 5, 2007 12:30 PM
I look hot ya'll! Don't hate!
12. veggi - October 5, 2007 12:30 PM
Great, now I've got a snail trail on my chair. I guess I liked the video more than I realized.
13. Lizzy - October 5, 2007 12:30 PM
That looks like a parody of herself. Very strange. I like how she was humping the mirror. It reminds me of that Tucker Max story where he dances with himself in a mirror for an hour. I can't wait until Britney pulls an Anna Nicole. ::crosses fingers::
14. IKE - October 5, 2007 12:31 PM
With the "blur" that 's going on in the video...it looks almost like the same old Brit.
....that I'd hit.
....and wouldn't quit.
SOMEONE STOP ME!!!!
Ok....I'll zip it.
15. arf - October 5, 2007 12:32 PM
anyone notice this video was made really blurry and shit? prolly to hide her hideous ass
16. hegadeth - October 5, 2007 12:32 PM
Wow, I was first. Now I can go back to being the big angry, drunk, tard that I am. Life is complete.
17. Film Techie - October 5, 2007 12:33 PM
I love how they distorted the film to make everything slightly longer making her appear to be thinner than she really was at the time of shooting. Look at the shots of her during the making of the video and then look at the video...they spent a pretty penny Photoshopping her hamburger ass.
18. not gonna lie - October 5, 2007 12:33 PM
this did something for me
19. freakwad - October 5, 2007 12:34 PM
@15 it's a recording of it on a TV... tard.
i like the song, and britney looks good in it. i don't like the fake platinum blonde wig though.
20. hey 15 - October 5, 2007 12:35 PM
it looks like the showed a little oh her HOT ass.
21. mrs.t - October 5, 2007 12:35 PM
Even with the Goddess Lens and a barrel of vaseline smeared on it that cheapass weave looks.....just bad.
22. Music Exec - October 5, 2007 12:36 PM
All the elements are still there. She can be packaged successfully. Her fans want the same thing, over and over again, and we already know what that thing is, so it's easy to know when you've hit the target. It's like teaching a classroom full of Down Syndrome students - when they smile through all the drool you know you've reached them. But in the past Britney made most of her money off of touring, not album sales, and it's hard to imagine she could do a tour without falling apart, canceling dates, or even getting arrested. If she can't tour in support of this album and do her dance-lipsync thing at the arena level, it'll sink like a brick and producers might not be eager to fund another album.
23. Jewel - October 5, 2007 12:36 PM
the song is good... but the video sucks. it is so repetitive. too many flashing lights and stupid shots of her ass and back. the only thing that's good about it is when she flashes a big smile.. it's nice to see that for once.
24. Barry LeFarge - October 5, 2007 12:37 PM
I thought drugs kept you a wake? What the hell is she on?
25. Liz - October 5, 2007 12:37 PM
Remember back in the good days when we used to make fun of her because she had ridiculously enthusiastic backup dancers or because she was sexualizing young girls and all that? I miss those days. This was the most visually unappealing music video I've ever seen. Clearly they spent $5 on the set and Sweet Jesus, does she know NOTHING about how to work a stripper pole? Seriously? Or was that just to make sure she stayed standing during the shoot?
God, it's just getting worse.
26. Where I come from - October 5, 2007 12:38 PM
Carls' Jr. is called Hardeez
27. freakwad - October 5, 2007 12:38 PM
did anyone else catch the kevin look-alike in the video? haha
28. mrs.t - October 5, 2007 12:40 PM
It's gonna be hard to tour when none of the Clearchannel stations will play her songs. She's doomed forever to the "Flashback Weekend" playlist.
It's also going to be difficult to tour if she can't get her stank ass out of bed.
29. STOP IT - October 5, 2007 12:40 PM
She's not even worth making fun of anymore. Make it go away, just stop reporting on her.
30. WTF? - October 5, 2007 12:44 PM
I wanted to see the black haired Brit make out with the blonde haired one!
31. DON"T STOP - October 5, 2007 12:44 PM
i love knowing whats going on in her life.
i hope this will never end
i don't think it will
shes CRAZY FUN!
32. Butho - October 5, 2007 12:45 PM
It was done cleverly enough - just put a bunch of stuff in, like look-alikes and butt flashes, and given her non-stop papz coverage, it'll be talked about enough to sell her album. Americans are stupid and shallow, and rich and irresponsible. You're getting exactly what you deserve (just like on 9/11).
33. dan the man - October 5, 2007 12:50 PM
I believe she also does well in Europe #32. i'd rather be rich and know how to be comfortable, than poor and dirty like you sand ni99er. ( no offense to the good ones )
im sure our country is responsible for many deaths in your country too. you deserved it for being so self-righteous im sure.
34. dan the man - October 5, 2007 12:51 PM
now im going to eat a cheeseburger and burn some dollar bills for fun. i wonder what is on tv.
35. craigj - October 5, 2007 12:52 PM
If Brit was the stripper I would not be throwing dollar bills at her.
14:57, 14:58, 14:59 ...
36. Erik - October 5, 2007 12:52 PM
Was this video edited by some NYU film student on his Final Crap Pro in his dorm room? This video is horrible!!!
37. Fox News Watcher - October 5, 2007 12:52 PM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
38. Texas Tranny - October 5, 2007 12:53 PM
@32,
What the fuck are you talking about?
9/11 ???????
9/11/ 1970 when Ford introduced the Pinto?
39. Cindee - October 5, 2007 12:54 PM
brit-brit all i can say is ur the best ur the best ur the best ur the best u are so nice love ur songs lov always!!!
40. Butho - October 5, 2007 12:55 PM
#38 - 9" in the mouth and 11" in the ass. I thought you of all people would know what I was referring to.
41. TT - October 5, 2007 12:55 PM
9/11/ 1609 when Henry Hudson lands on Manhattan Island?
42. Sammy - October 5, 2007 12:57 PM
britney spears- oh my god she is angel. her voice is like a angel voice. she is prety girl all over the world. i like her fashion statement. she is superb celebrity.
43. Luy Sel - October 5, 2007 12:57 PM
I love how they focused on her upper body throughout the whole thing 'cause showing all of her would be fatal *lol*
44. Texas Tranny - October 5, 2007 12:58 PM
Oh yeah, baby, one more time.
45. mrs.t - October 5, 2007 12:59 PM
#42-Simmer down, Sammy. She still won't make sexy time with you.
46. Mentra - October 5, 2007 1:00 PM
@43 ya rite. I watched it twice so I could time my load-spewing to one of those awesome ass shots. Whoever put this together knew what he was doing.
47. notmeganharris - October 5, 2007 1:00 PM
Maybe Brangelina can adopt her kids? They only have that one white one...
48. TT - October 5, 2007 1:00 PM
9/11 1918 - when the Boston Red Sox win last World Series until 2004?
49. memei - October 5, 2007 1:01 PM
britney est un angel, avec pretty face and smile. she est numbre 1.
her body is tones, butt and thighs, lower back. pretty shape legs, cuite nose so small, smile so bright, eyes so big.
funky outfits and accessorizzes,
fun
hip
junk food cool
best
50. mrs.t - October 5, 2007 1:02 PM
#47-wow, I had totally forgotten about megan harris. It's been at least a year, right?
51. John - October 5, 2007 1:02 PM
I love how the video is all blurry. No love handles here!
52. naw 43 - October 5, 2007 1:02 PM
the fattest thing about her is her neck, her body look A OK to me.
and they showed her butt, i like the shape of her legs.
53. lulu - October 5, 2007 1:03 PM
that was sooooooo booooooooooring. couldn't we have switched scenes at least once????????
54. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 5, 2007 1:03 PM
HERE IS BITNEY"S NEW VIDEO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Go2LNDH1w8
SPOILER ALERT:
She's fat, it sucks, her laugh is blood curdling and terrifying, she tinks she's ledgendary, bitch has an GIANT ego and shitty wigs. Just what you'd expect.
55. Gandilman - October 5, 2007 1:04 PM
I hate to say it, but I basically agree with Bluto of whatever the fuck his name was. The success of Britney's single (and probably this video will be popular too) - lots of people actually paying money to hear it - is a direct reflection of our decayed culture. Why deny it? At the top of the charts is a musically empty song by a pathologically selfish waste product. No wonder all the countries that take religion seriously hate us.
56. Sammy - October 5, 2007 1:06 PM
I will luv her ever and ever!!I know her eva shave head look so scared.But anyway,she was my idol from the past!!!And i hope u support to Britney !!Maybe she will turn to Babe one more time style again!!Who knews???
57. steve - October 5, 2007 1:07 PM
so i love this song and i always will, from the first time it came out on MTV until now, when people do crazy spin offs of it, it is just sooo catchy. But thats the thing with Britt, her shit is so fuicking catchy u cant help but like it. Its one of my guilty pleasures without a doubt... im so ashamed but i love it lol .
58. Christina - October 5, 2007 1:09 PM
That was incredibly unimaginative. Even by her standards. I like how they avoided shots with her stomach in it.. haha wow, Brit... give it up, you're a mom now.
59. Suzie - October 5, 2007 1:11 PM
these lyrics are amazing. i love this song by britney spears. it is the best song she has ever sung. i listen to this song over and over again all the time.
60. Wendy - October 5, 2007 1:13 PM
whatever!
britney is doing her thing.
honestly, k. fed brought her down
and you know that. she is trying to
pick herself up and all the media is
trying to do is ridicule her. & also, you
really should invest in getting a life if you
have no better life than to make
fun of celebrities. k?
61. Bree - October 5, 2007 1:13 PM
i luv britney spears since i was small
give her a chance
im ur biggest fan britney
dont let me down
everybody says ur a mess i say ur just going to some hard times
i believe in u
if u ever get the chance to read this i just want u to know
that ur the best
62. Oops, i crapped my pants! - October 5, 2007 1:14 PM
I hope she gets all Jim Morrison on us. She should do her performances falling down drunk, while ranting about wanting to fuck her father in the ass with a strap on. Then at age 27, she'll be found dead in a bath tub in France. The media will create controversy, and conspiracy. We will all forget that she was a crazy drunken drugged out over privileged white trash skank that did it to herself. Our children will watch documentaries about the bubble gum princess that died much too young. And how it's such a shame the massive amount of potential that was lost when she drunkenly drove her car off a cliff, I mean ODed in a bathtub. Suddenly her life will have substance, and the music industry will have shamelessly sold us more manufactured crap that should have never passed for entertainment in the first place.
63. Ashlee - October 5, 2007 1:14 PM
I'm so sick of hearing these assholes say negative comments about Britney. I mean I'd like to see them do better! It's a boppy song u can dance 2 which is soo Britney its GREATTT!! For the some of us that believed she'd have a comebak ... we're soo right. For the others ... never doubt someone so quick ... anything's possible. More of this n ill be boppin down the street.
64. Randie - October 5, 2007 1:15 PM
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. If you have nothing better to say then just shut up alright. I would like to see you do better. How many singles have you released lately? Wonder if you're a millionaire. Probably not. Shut up. Britney is great. GO BRITNEY.
65. Dougie - October 5, 2007 1:16 PM
Britney, I was worried about you for a little bit but girl you have done it. I knew you would make a serious comeback and girl you have definitely done it! Your new song gave me chills when I heard it for the first time and when I went out last night in Austin's hottest gay club Oil Can Harry's when Gimme More played the entire dance club went crazy and when I say crazy I mean there was no room on the floor to dance the entire club started dancing I mean bathroom, patio, and even people waiting for drinks couldn't even stand still. So, I want you to know you are back with vengence. You are f'n hot and I think the rest of the world needs to accept it! You need to visit Austin because we all love you and I would absolutely love to take you dancing!
66. Micky - October 5, 2007 1:17 PM
WELCOME BACK BRITNEY! This song holds a combination of Britney's youth and everlasting presence as an artist. Listening to this song made it feel as though Britney had never left the music scene because it is superb. I wouldn't be surprised if this is another hit for Britney Spears and if it also acts as her door back into the hearts of many of her fans! I give it two thumbs up!
67. Jessie - October 5, 2007 1:17 PM
I wish everyone would just leave Britney alone. She's a human being just like the rest of us and if all the people that slag her off went through half of the shit that she has they would have a nervous breakdown too. I mean being famous is enough with all the scummy press around invading your privacy, the poor girl has none at all - I would be absolutely bonkers if I was her. Cut her some slack. She is beautiful, talented and succesful - she's certainly done alright bagging JT and shes a multi-millionaire. So shut the hell up all you jealous little losers. Her new song is fantasic, well done and keep up the good work - definitely a fan - keep your head up Britney, they're all pathetic losers. You're a fighter and a winner, be strong and show them all what you're made of. Love you Britney. Good luck.
68. Rocky - October 5, 2007 1:18 PM
I was not a Britney fan until Slave ... and then Me Against the Music. This new song is just what her fans needed and it will also attract a new breed of fans that will soon empathise with her current losses and realise that they can party along with her through these difficult times. She is a human being, not a trash can for people's opinions and emotional waste! What would you be doing if you lost your man and your kids were at stake? That's right! You would gain weight too! She's lucky, most people aren't as resilient as she is. My business has been out there before and I had to go to a professional for stress; she's real. The song has a certain bounce to it that makes your body buzz and you have to move as if transformed into a younger version of yourself. I downloaded it and blasted it over and over again from my car today to do a little extra advertising for Britney myself!
69. WTF? - October 5, 2007 1:20 PM
I'm lovin all of the positive comments in here, is is nice for a change!
No matter how many people are against Brit, she will continue to have faithful fans that will never leave her side.
YOU GO GIRL!
70. BunnyButt - October 5, 2007 1:20 PM
So, 32, let me get this straight. If it wasn't for Britney, 9/11 never would've happened. It's all her fault. If we put her in jail or she dies, terrorism will end. An easy solution to that problem.
Which leads, logically, to the next question: What celebrity(-ies) do we have to jail or kill to end poverty, starvation, disease, violent crime, war, etc.?
America: Making the world love us, one dead celebrity at a time.
71. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 1:20 PM
Hey look! Brit's got her staff to write troll praises!
I wonder how much they get paid to pretend they're foreign?
72. Sheva - October 5, 2007 1:23 PM
A high school girl showing her midriff and discovering her sexuality, yes everyone likes.
A mom with two kids humping a mirror. That's just tired. Gee, didn't anyone see Demi Moore in Striptease.
Britney didn't take the drug tests because she didn't want to. End of story.
She's just showing who she really is and everyone needs to relax and understand her "reality" cuz Brit's is on a drugged planet.
Party on Brit and then just die already.
73. Butho - October 5, 2007 1:23 PM
HeadupButt - nice try, but it was a simple point, like the one at the top of your head. The people create the celebrities. The people need to be killed. We know that. You're the ones who've created an obsession with celebrities, to keep from facing the truth about your own moral decay.
74. i not foreign staff - October 5, 2007 1:28 PM
britney junk food chic
pritti smile
fun lolita sloppy style
fun dancey song
likey likey
brit = bewty
cute shape butt
75. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 1:28 PM
Butho, I get what you're saying. For the most part I agree. But saying the people who died in the Twin Towers 'deserved it,' or that Americans 'deserved it' because our culture is decaying, is fucking ignorant sounding, and shows you have no understanding.
All great civilizations rise and then fall. It's the way it works. We're in the 'bread & circuses' phase over here. If you think you have to rub our faces in it to make us understand, you're once again ignorant. We know it. But it's like the train wreck that is Britney--too far gone to do anything about it, might as well enjoy the ride.
76. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 1:30 PM
#74 lol
77. BEST - October 5, 2007 1:30 PM
britney best girl
know how to have fun, not like other serious american who work
britney like to play like french
she lives life and loves food
she march to her own beat
BEAUTIFUL SMILE
AMAZING!
78. BunnyButt - October 5, 2007 1:31 PM
Just yankin' your chain, Bluto, er, Butho. Because that's what I do.
79. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 1:32 PM
Man, your haikus suck balls!
80. Jenny - October 5, 2007 1:33 PM
Can we discuss the brilliant (and sorta creepy) meta-narrative involving Britney's hot, young, former self laughing as her new, fat, embarrassing self makes an ass of herself stripping? That last shot, man. That's powerful.
81. lins - October 5, 2007 1:36 PM
sooo britney can hold a pole and bend her knees.
lovely.
82. haiku - October 5, 2007 1:36 PM
britney eat cheeto
britney smile and laugh ha ha
britney bite nails off
83. Gringer76 - October 5, 2007 1:37 PM
Yeah, she's pretty much the incompetent whore most people think she is. Did anyone else see the Dr. Phil special yesterday? Well, Dr. Phil basically said she needs help in the worst way and if she gave her mom half a chance that Brit would be able to make it 'cuz her mom is a stable loving mom who only wants to see her daughter get better. Brit needs to lay off the booze, pills, and drugs and then maybe she'll see her world for what is really is...a mess, and then she'll be able to get herself the help she really needs.
Oh, and that video SUCKED out loud. Someone needs to re-do that piece of crap 'cuz looking at Brit's fuzzy butt for that long makes me want to shave MY hair off...and not in a good way. There should be less Britney gyrating the pole (heheh) and more of something...anything...else!
84. blpressure - October 5, 2007 1:39 PM
How did they make her look good for the video? Maybe it's a robot (Britbot). That would be easier than getting her to cooperate with hours of make up surely.
85. IndySteel - October 5, 2007 1:41 PM
73 - What country are you in? We'll bomb you next, mf'er.
86. my comment - October 5, 2007 1:42 PM
So squatting and tossing your hair while hold a pole is dancing?
87. squab - October 5, 2007 1:42 PM
They distorted the film and took elongated shots to make her look skinnier. It worked, because she looks a helluvalot better in the video than she does the rest of the time.
88. Paid Blogger - October 5, 2007 1:44 PM
I'd like to personally thank posters 63 through 69 for their slavish false comments. I'm in the ad biz and I can smell my fellow whores. That's great blog seeding. Truly you are all masters of the art.
89. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 5, 2007 1:49 PM
What the fuck is going on here. I post Birtney's vid and then all these fucking lunatics come out to worship her. This is supposed to be the superficial. Someone please live up to the name of this site and talk some trash. She 's a mother and she's a fucking drug addict who won't even take the simple steps to keep to her own children. Come on people this is just depressing.
90. Butho - October 5, 2007 1:51 PM
@75 - Why do Americans believe in their personal innocence? People in lots of other countries can't change their governments, they have to try to live with whatever's forced on them. You can. But you don't. Instead, you become convinced that the 9/11 hijackers were mostly Iraqis, and support an invasion. And then re-elect the most destructive village idiot in the world because only Republicans - like, say, Larry Craig or Mark Foley - can save you from the gays, with their "agenda" and all that. Why should the rest of the world believe you're innocent, when clearly you're not, and let you enjoy a declining ride that's destroying us? My personal favorite: Americans on TV news shows saying "why do they hate us"? Must be Britney fans...
91. Rush L. - October 5, 2007 1:53 PM
I love u Britney Spears! Ur the best! If u keep hits like this one coming You'll be making Pink and Rihanna cry! Believe me this song is by far the best one you have done!
92. squab - October 5, 2007 1:53 PM
I haven't really been a Britney fan since her second album but Gimmee More is hot! If Toxic made the charts, this one should be at the top!
93. Eva - October 5, 2007 1:54 PM
Given her training and all, Lindsay would have been better on the pole. Oh, and I stopped wearing fishnets after noticing Britneys pattern.
94. Jenny - October 5, 2007 1:54 PM
Britney Britney Britney! So not a fan of hers and never have been. However I just listened to this song, and I'm actually suprprised that I somewhat liked it! It sounds different from her usual style. If she keeps this up she'll do all good.
95. Lorina - October 5, 2007 1:54 PM
I haven't seen this much distortion and quick-cutting in a video since Paula Abdul's career self-destructed back in the early 90s! Wow--this deserves a special MTV Video Award!
96. Sheva - October 5, 2007 1:55 PM
I know that Britney Spears has gone through a lot of crap in the past two years. Her career as an artist has almost vanished totally. She now remains a money maker for tabloids and magazines. But I believe that with help she can rise back to the top. With this single and her new album coming out soon, I think that she just might be able to pull herself back together and make us all believe in her again. Please Britney! I can't stand up for you forever. I love you!
97. my comment - October 5, 2007 1:56 PM
take the politics and cuckoo 9/11 conspiracy crap elsewhere.
thanks!
98. Paid Blogger - October 5, 2007 1:56 PM
I love how all the names (WTF excepted) all end with "e" sounds: Ashlee, Randie, Dougie, Mickey, Rocky. Hey, that's just like Brittney! Is that called assonance in poetry? I'm not sure, please someone correct me if I'm wrong. I hope I'm right though because you're all asses.
99. veggi - October 5, 2007 1:57 PM
O common give her a break! I watched her performance it wasn't that good as compared before but I believed she is a good performer because of her past performances that's what made her BRITNEY SPEARS! She's been out of the limelight for 4 years, she married and gave birth to two children and got divorced! She's been through toughest times of her life and she needs moral support!
100. Fag - October 5, 2007 1:57 PM
@90,
Your a fucking idiot.
Go back to your cave and your wonderful life.
101. Butho - October 5, 2007 1:58 PM
Ah, the perfect illustration, as if on cue: #97.
102. Butho - October 5, 2007 1:59 PM
#100 - go back to your public men's room and "wide stance."
103. Fox News Watcher - October 5, 2007 2:00 PM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
104. kate - October 5, 2007 2:00 PM
I love the group of girls who all decided to come here and talk about how much they love Britney. This video is such a sad manipulation. Every time there is a bad photo of her they scream its photoshopped. Now that the pictures are good, can we say these are touched up as well?
Cause they are. She does not look this good. We all saw the pictures of her shooting this video months ago, she looked like shit. She didn't suddenly de-shit herself. This was the work of some very clever editing.
What a phony bitch.
105. Tiffany - October 5, 2007 2:01 PM
well i think that britney rocks.
people slat britney down but at the end of the day she is only human just like the rest of us.
n ya she has made mistakes but have'nt we all.
106. Janey - October 5, 2007 2:02 PM
Hi Britney, U r amazing, n i lov ur song. ... I think your song is awsome. britney spears is the best ...
107. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 2:03 PM
Your ignorance shows in the way you paint us all with the same brush. Who says we ALL voted for the sociopath we have in the White House? Anyone who took the time to read the Rolling Stone's excellent article on the rigging of the last persidential election knows he also stole election #2.
Why do we sit back and let it happen? Because most Americans are even more ignorant than YOU are, Butho! They'd rather watch NASCAR than C-SPAN. What I am trying to say is that our civilization is declining, but there are not enough of us who give a shit to make any difference.
And now we live in a country where we can be arrested at any time and thrown in prison, and left there to rot with no formal accusation made or access to a lawyer, which means we basically live in a fascist state, and again, most Americans don't know this. They also don't know that we borrow about a billion dollars a day from other countries (mostly China) just to keep the government going, and that's not including what we're spending on these disastrous wars!
So here's my reasoning--your anger comes from thinking that Americans actually know what is going on, which in reality, they DON'T. And in reality, they don't WANT TO KNOW. Your anger at them makes as much sense as being angry at a two-year-old who accidentally wets its pants. A civilization in decline will, of course, be lacking in a decent education. This government has a huge stake in making people think all is well and that there's a chicken in every pot. Our children are educated to think that, and it's much more comforting to think that than it is to take the time to read and fucking know what's really going on! I've tried to talk to people, they laugh and call me a conspiracy theorist, or an alarmist. So I don't worry about it anymore. That's why I feel like it's pointless to try.
Now, why don't you go to a nice political blog and bitch your little heart out, because I've heard your type of diatribe many times before and it's fucking old. Go bitch on a blog that gives a shit. Asshat.
108. Shaniqua - October 5, 2007 2:03 PM
Britney, you are a shining star!! Nice to see you back….all the best girl!
109. kate - October 5, 2007 2:04 PM
Butho- this is not the politics message board. If you want to rant about Americans, go find one. This is about entertainment.
110. Canadian - October 5, 2007 2:05 PM
Butho you are just jealous because many americans are content and happy, while you are not.
sorry if things suck in your country. maybe you should just live your life and not worry about others. if if you want to worry about others to better the world, give your money to charity.... like many americans do.
Hating and wishing death is frowned upon in most religions.
111. Nikki - October 5, 2007 2:06 PM
Brutho: Why on earth are you on a celebrity blogging site ranting and raving about 9/11 and how our celebrity fascination will be our down fall...I have an idea, get off this site and go join one where your comments and rancid thoughts will be appreciated.
112. kate - October 5, 2007 2:06 PM
Whoever is the loser (and now I'm convinced its one total loser) posting 100 messages about how great Britney is- please go to her site to jerk off to her.
You are getting nothing accomplished by being an idiot except sounding like an idiot and being fucking annoying. You're a tool, get a life and get lost.
113. cosmetologist - October 5, 2007 2:07 PM
She should have just sent this clip to the Video Awards and stayed home. This song, which sound like she is getting fucked, is really pretty good, and the video with all the blurring, which makes me fell drunk and disoriented, makes her look almost cute. The director, lighting engineer, and sound engineer should all win awards for this. Too bad it is so good because I still think she is gross and needs to be in a home for the senile and demented. Oh, that reminded me I better leave to go see my grandma now.
114. Butho - October 5, 2007 2:07 PM
107 - Ha - nice "defense" of your country. Maybe somebody can read it to all the soldiers in Iraq - I'm thinking you could start with the stumpies, while their bandages are being changed in the medical facilities? I'm sure anybody else who doesn't like what I wrote will be satisfied that a true American like you rushed to your country's defense. Good job.
115. nikki - October 5, 2007 2:08 PM
Wow, #107, reading your post was like reading a Hallmark card...you said it better than I... :)
116. Nikki - October 5, 2007 2:08 PM
britney,
I cannot even imagine the terrors you are going through, but i hope so much that you realize that you do have fans out there who really do care about you and belive in you. This world is a tough place, and everyone goes through hard times but you can get through this. You are an incredicle person with an amazing heart, and i have all the faith in the world in you. Good luck sweetheart.
best wishes and love,
a true fan,
117. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 2:09 PM
Butho, why don't you go fuck your wife's burka some more? Douche.
118. kate - October 5, 2007 2:09 PM
You’re fans adore you Britney. I know you will get through this and come out on top again. We are here for you.
119. my comment - October 5, 2007 2:10 PM
101
who cares what you think.
go blow yourself up.
120. Butho - October 5, 2007 2:11 PM
117 - Your own soldiers are fighting and dying, their families are suffering, and that's the best you can do to support them. Pathetic.
121. my comment - October 5, 2007 2:12 PM
back to the real topic here:
lemme guess- ur shit dont stink right? you’ve never made a mistake before? aaahhhh- yes you have- you simply don’t have people following you around publicizing yours. do you personaly know britney? do you know the media is 100% correct on everything they report? no and no, am i right?
maybe you should worry more abou yourself and stop reading tabloid magazines. you have a lot of nerve to judge someone you don’t even know.
122. Slutti - October 5, 2007 2:13 PM
Brittney is my hero and role model, and like I totally luv the new vid. Let's meet at the mall in front of Claires and talk about it. Oh yeah and Butho, you are a meanie.
123. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 2:13 PM
Yep, that's it. Now fuck off. I thought for a few moments that you had a point, but you're just a troll under the bridge that spans the River Douchewater. I'm done with you.
#119--Wouldn't that be a relief?
124. kate - October 5, 2007 2:13 PM
Butho- are you really that big of a loser that you need to come here to rant about America? Too chicken to do it in a more appropriate venue? Like a politics board?
The problem is, no one gives a shit what you think of us. You're a douche for coming to a gossip site to get people worked up over politics. You're probably some bony loser sitting in a cramped apartment with nothing better to do than get your jollies off by acting like you're the mouthpiece for the rest of the world. You're a dork.
I happen to love America, I support the soldiers 200%. I respect others opinions even if I don't agree with them (#107) if its at least somewhat intelligent and not presented simply to be a dick. Unfortunately you fall into the latter category.
You = huge skidmark. Please get a life.
125. Melissa - October 5, 2007 2:13 PM
Congratulations Britney you can and will do this… dont forget where you came from… I am a licensed nail tech with 12 yrs experience in nails I worked for Tammy Taylor nails and now I am a nail instructor and I would love to work for you. I know you are a nailbitter and I would love to keep your hands and feet looking beautiful at all times. Give me a chace.. Keep the Faith..
126. nikki - October 5, 2007 2:14 PM
Tell me Brutho, are OUR soldiers YOUR soldiers as well?
If so, I would hope that this is not the way that YOU support them.
127. boo - October 5, 2007 2:14 PM
Is today a holiday or something that I don't know about? Why are all the tweeny boppers posting? Get back to English class, you idiots!
128. Butho - October 5, 2007 2:15 PM
kate, try to put some creativity into your comments, or at least some variation. They're very repetitive and always predictable. If you have actually intellectual limitations, please accept my sincerest apology.
129. InstantAsshat-AddFame - October 5, 2007 2:16 PM
Thank you, Kate. I personally think you rock.
He's just a troll. I figured that by the way he changes his focus but never actually addresses a point that anyone makes. Sorry I wasted my time on him, and wasted the tiem of anyone who read my rant. It's not like anyone wants to know. Good crap, I need to sleep, I worked last night. :-D lol
130. mrs.t - October 5, 2007 2:16 PM
Britney you is fantastic. I admire you. Don’t throw your life this way.You are admired by so many people.You follow your way of.you have composed a lot of songs that have made to dream so many young people as me. I have thirteen years and my desire it is that you now go out of that place that all criticize.you are mythical you can make it.
131. my comment - October 5, 2007 2:17 PM
121
please don't use my screen name. thanks.
132. Shallwo Val - October 5, 2007 2:17 PM
Watched about 3 seconds and turned it off. Just another "Britney has so many facets" video again. The wigs are just "turrible."
What an enourmous asshole she is.
133. Making it rain . . . . - October 5, 2007 2:17 PM
I won't even start in on the sheer crappiness of this video. All I want to know if why she bothered featuring a pole in it if she wasn't going to bother to work the damn thing. How hard was it to find someone to show her some tricks? I do better work than that in my Saturday pole class. Standing by the pole and wiggling your ass doesn't cut it. (Maybe that's all she could managing. Lifting and spinning around a pole takes muscle control and since she's a sack of jelly, I wouldn't expect her to be able to perform.)
134. Butho - October 5, 2007 2:18 PM
sorry, Instant, but I just can't resist casting the line out when I see a big mouthed bass floating by...
135. Making it rain . . . - October 5, 2007 2:18 PM
arrgggh . . . ignore the spelling errors, you get my drift.
136. Ann Coulter - October 5, 2007 2:19 PM
Hey britney, I just want to tell you that you are my heroe girl. I say that because i recently went through a bad seperation. after i left my old man i found out that i was pregnant from him with twins. i got through my pregnancy but when i had them i felt alone abandoned. i shaved all of my hair off too. my family thinks that i am nuts but i was just feeling overwhelmed and i wanted a change. of coarse i don’t have money or resources so the only thing that i could change was me.i sincerely know what you are going through and i wish all the best for you. i think that you are beautiful. i understand and pray that you are happy soon.
137. jrzmommy - October 5, 2007 2:20 PM
Britney - I am a mother of three…they are 11,8,4….I can relate to all the stuff going on in your life, as it I went though all of the same type of stuff at one time( Child Services)….I had another child between the 11 year old and 8 year old…he died of SIDS..it is more commonly known as Crib Death…I went out of control drinking and not doing the things that had to be done(cleaning, bills, feeding the kids healthy meals, etc)…I am not suggesting that you had a child die…I am simply stating that, straightning out our lives is not the easiest task…and I can’t imagine the stress of being in under the scrutiny of the public eye…I found it hard enough in my little neighbourhood, I feel for you…and just wanted to let you know…It will get easier for you…but it takes getting up and doing alot of things we hate doing…(eventually we don’t mind doing them) I think that you are a fabulous mother…and very free spirited beauty…quite a combination…it could make a better mom than alot of your competitors in your field of popularity..Keep your chin up, girl…And show this terrible population all the guts I know that you got…GO FOR IT!!!
138. i love - October 5, 2007 2:21 PM
britney is a superb, she pretty healthy girl
athletic with appetite. she seem like fun and wear silly clothes
i like america
you should suicide yourself butho
you jealous of beautiful america and silly fun britney
americas love hate queen
139. S. Hannity - October 5, 2007 2:24 PM
Dear Britney,
Turn away from the ways of Butho. You are a friend of God…go back to your first love and you will blessed. I hope you see this…I know you will understand. You just need to remember…I know it is hard…
He loves you and wants to bless you and in return others will be blessed by your story. I love you in His name :)
Don’t let the enemy keep you from remembering that YOU ARE A CHILD OF GOD :) There is nothing, no one, that can keep you from His love. Britney, I believe this is specifically for you, right now…
Wake up, wake up! Pull on your boots, Zion! Dress up in your Sunday best, Jerusalem, holy city! Those who want no part of God have been culled out.
They won’t be coming along. Brush off the dust and get to your feet, captive Jerusalem!
Throw off your chains, captive daughter of Zion!
God says, “You were sold for nothing. You’re being bought back for nothing.”
Again, the Master, God, says, “Early on, my people went to Egypt and lived, strangers in the land. At the other end, Assyria oppressed them. And now, what have I here?” God’s Decree. “My people are hauled off again for no reason at all. Tyrants on the warpath, whooping it up, and day after day, incessantly, my reputation blackened. Now it’s time that my people know who I am, what I’m made of—yes, that I have something to say. Here I am!”
140. London - October 5, 2007 2:25 PM
my mommy is AWESOME
i love her and her new video
she picks up my poop with pretty dresses
only the best for baby.
141. Zing! - October 5, 2007 2:26 PM
GIMME, GIMME LESS, BRITNEY! GIMME, GIMME LESS! (I sing as I scrape out my eyeballs with a carpetknife).
P.S. 138? Are you some kind of fucked up Japanese Anime character? A Japanese Anime PORN character perhaps? (licking my chops)
142. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 2:27 PM
Not one request for Britney porn - what a shame.
143. Ebonique - October 5, 2007 2:28 PM
Read up on Alcoholism and Addictions. You will be surprised to find out that Britney is not doing any of this intentionally. Alcoholism and Addictions are powerful illnesses..they take over your body and mind…And it is not as easy to quit them as a normal drinker would think…We alcoholics are allergic to this stuff..yet our bodys and minds tell us differently…by taking us to a level of unreality…we suffer from extensive fears beyond belief and the alcohol or drug keeps us to a point of which we can cope. Please read up on what she suffers from…your daughter should know this…educate your daughter on the effects of drugs and alcohol, prepare her for being a star…and make sure she knows how to cope with life problems, Britney couldn’t ruin her shot at stardom, Britney is showing her what the horrible effects of being ill-prepared for life problems. Please just read up on Addictions and Alcoholism, or attend an Open AA speaker meeting….your questions and concerns will be answered there…(Open meetings are open to the general public, you get to listen to one alcoholics life..how they got to AA, what they did in AA to get to where they are now…How AA is keeping them sober and helping them manage their life problems.)
144. Hey Dumb Shits! - October 5, 2007 2:28 PM
Stop writing to Brittney on this board. Y'all know that hillbilly can't read.
145. Alan Colmes - October 5, 2007 2:29 PM
Sean Hannity, you are incorrigible!
Britney, much love.
146. Ebonique - October 5, 2007 2:29 PM
For all of you other fellow commentors…What Britney needs is support from her fans, understanding, and compassion…We can all say horrible things about her being a role model for our kids, but are we forgetting that she is just like us…just under the microscope…I will bet that if anyone of you were under the scrutiny that she is…there would be some terrible secrets of your own that would leak out…Read up on addictions and how it affects someone…you will be surprised to find out that our Fabulous Britney Spears is not doing this intentionally…She has a disease, a disease that takes over body and mind…a disease so powerful, the person only wishes it would stop…but it don’t…and it takes all of your friends away, your family away, and obviously fans away…Help Britney by reading up on Alcoholism…and Addictions…then and only then maybe we can explain to our children that she is ill, not being rebellious.
147. Sassy - October 5, 2007 2:29 PM
Wow. What an awesome video. By awesome, I mean if you're into chubby skanks jiggling around a dirty stripper pole, barely lipsyncing to her own song, then ya, it's awesome. I LOVE how the distorted camera work makes her appear thinner and cleaner. Not fooling us smart ones though.
148. Butho - October 5, 2007 2:29 PM
You're all ridiculous morons who fall for it every time. Please go on eating Cheetos and drinking limp pisswater beer.
I must go and make my grand entrance now...mee-maaaa-moeee...mee-maaaa-moeee...
149. FRIST!!! - October 5, 2007 2:30 PM
Britney, Just a warning from a young mother who made some mistakes and never thought my daughter would be taken away by her ex. It changes my life and I wish I had done some things differently, I always loved my daughter but it wasn’t enough. Where are the people who love you and should be helping you make the right choices. I do think you need to be left alone to heal and learn how to make choices but you always have the paparazzi just waiting for you to stumble and it isn’t fair. Take a breather Brit and get out of the limelight and stay home for awhile with those beautiful sons of yours. Please don’t make the same mistake I did because you will regret it for the rest of your life. My daughter and I today have a strained relationship and it breaks my heart.
150. GIMME MORE - October 5, 2007 2:32 PM
BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
151. HeavenScent - October 5, 2007 2:34 PM
japanese anime porn?! where where? anything would be better than watching Brit get dizzy as she spins around in $5.00 spencer's gifts lighting....better wigs....and nice job cropping the vid enough so we don't see any of that horrifying body.....theyshould make Meltdown Britney costumes for Halloween....$$$
152. @125 - October 5, 2007 2:34 PM
Nail Instructors? so....sad.
153. block - October 5, 2007 2:34 PM
great wardrobe. maybe next time get a shirt that covers the beer belly instead of pointing at it.
154. silly american - October 5, 2007 2:34 PM
#148, I prefer Doritos THANK YOU!
P.S
Britney is awesome and represents all that is good and right!
155. Bunifa - October 5, 2007 2:35 PM
Hola Britney!
I hope you read this, I know they are just words but it might help to heal.
everyone will talk to you about personal experience and give you advise, console you and feel for you. and some of those will JUDGE and put you down spreading negativity all over. the important thing is that you will build character, strenght, and fill your spirit. be gratefull for what you have learned.
do not be a victim of life but build knowledge and wisdom. Brit evryone screws up one way or another at least if your human, and ask your self wht is it that you love to do and what it takes to achive it and then try your 110 %. if it doesn’t happen honey give your self a break and try again, you are a determined hard working woman that is just imbalanced and hurt because you are a sensible person. sweetie find your self within yourself and we all will see you shine again in whatever you chose to do. I have a santuary in my mind I created it to keep me focused, and there I visualize my goals, my success and my failures. I try to imagine those who I love and don’t love that much and reconcile with them to keep healthy, and to keep me balance and sane. make a sanctuary for you in your mind you don’t need money to do it you just need to be in solitude for a couple of minutes and imagine free yourself and visualice. Brit I really wish you well take care and do your best find your power and use it. and always say YES I CAN”. BESOS XOXOXOXOXOX
156. bijou - October 5, 2007 2:35 PM
first of all: what's the point of having a stripper pole if you're not going to dance on it? All she does is walk around it (?)
That being said... she has a gorgeous smile... but I think this time for her has really passed.
She should focus on being a mother and investing what money she has or starting new businesses... or just singing (novel idea) - without all the sex and post effects, she might still have some talent under there and would transition with much more dignity if she showed some maturation.
157. Janice - October 5, 2007 2:37 PM
Britney - I am not really a fan although I do like some of your music. What I am is a Mother. I cannot understand where your so called Mother is coming from. She should be helping and trying to steer you in the right direction. She should be by your side and not against you. She should have moved in with you and taken over looking after your lovely children. Instead she has sided with Kevin. Does she not realise how bad this move was. I think she is disgusting and wants to take a long hard look in the mirror.
You need a friend, not some-one out for what they can get from you. I feel so sad for you, I wish I could help you……
Please get strong and fight back…. I wish you all the luck in the world sweetheart, and some day you will find happiness. God bless.
158. Andie - October 5, 2007 2:37 PM
They see me goin'
To the bathroom
handin' me a cup
because they tryin' a catch me peein' dirty
tryin' a catch me peein' dirty
tryin' a catch me peein' dirty
159. Zing! - October 5, 2007 2:37 PM
146? I don't care enough about that moo cow to read up on anything. Except, of course, her obituary.
160. looks good to me - October 5, 2007 2:39 PM
uuuh did you see the flannel shirts and rolled up shorts #151???
I'd be willing to wager both nuts that her body is sexier and more perfectly toned and formed than ANYONE who has posted here today!!
161. wedgeone - October 5, 2007 2:41 PM
Most of the female commenters who have 2 kids themselves look like they're still carrying them.
162. ZONG! - October 5, 2007 2:42 PM
stop hatin' cause you aren't rich and famous and gorgeous with a cute dog and frapuccinos like britney
you know who she is, and she doesn't know who you are!
britney is most popular girl EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
163. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 2:43 PM
Come on out wit it, Brit,
Get someone to lick that clit.
And show us your big ole' tits,
cuz, I'm gettin' tired of your sh!t, Brit.
164. Annie Rexia - October 5, 2007 2:44 PM
Raisins are not considered nuts, sweety.
165. all of Dublin - October 5, 2007 2:45 PM
britney is the shitney
keep smiling you beautiful girl! keep that twinkle in your big sparklin eyes
we love you.
166. Ben - October 5, 2007 2:46 PM
I love how worked up the girls get, slashing Brit any way they can think of. Enjoy, ladies. Just know that your guys will see this video soon and masturbate in the shower. Thinking about you, of course - yeah, that's it. Thinking about you. Sure.
167. Annie Rexia - October 5, 2007 2:47 PM
OK, Everyone needs to leave this woman alone how does anyone expect her to change and get her life straight if everyone keeps bringing her down or judging her when she does something right. Everyone acts like they have never done any mistakes in their lives no one in this damn universe is a “PERFECT” mother, I am a mother of two and let me say this it is hard to raise two boys and I even find my self making mistakes. She is young, I understand she has to take care of her responcibilities, but the only person who can change that is her self, we dont know what happend in her life or in her relationship, the man will always say that the woman was wrong, I think Kevin is just using the kids as publicity himself, because the man is a crappy ass artist and since his first relationship did not give him that, he is using Britney and the kids as publicity source, or hey I may be wrong but like I said no one knows whats going on, only Britney, and Britney if you are reading this I love you girl hang in there we all know its hard for you right now, but at the end of a dark tunnel theres always light, there are alot people who speak nothing but negative words about you but you know what there are more people who speak nothing but greatness about you, We love you Britney stay focused on your kids dont let them down dont do it for the fans do it for your two adorable boys.
168. BULLL eeemiah INC. - October 5, 2007 2:47 PM
anorexics are ugly
fit and curvy is where it's at 164.
brit is the shit, and she is one of us.
169. JERMY - October 5, 2007 2:53 PM
gimme more
gimme more
britney's hot
britney's hot
gimme more
gimme more
i dont care what you say
britney's hot
you are not
gimme more
gimme more
jealous girls go to hell
gimme more
gimme more
170. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 2:56 PM
Make sure you wipe off the barstool before you sit down this weekend - always assume Brit got there first.
171. terrible - October 5, 2007 2:57 PM
23, you say that the video is repetitive but the song is good? the song has 2 lines & sounds like a fucking broken record!! oh & it's just completely horrible. clearly, the only thing that has kept her in the game from day one is studio magic. hence, the lip syncing. pathetic i say!
172. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 2:58 PM
And make sure it's a reinforced barstool, ya bunch of fatties.
173. gimme more - October 5, 2007 2:59 PM
(It's Britney, bitch)
(I see you, and I just wanna dance with you)
Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
You got public display of affection
Feel's like no one else in the room (but you)
We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (We'll keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (They keep watchin')
Keep watchin
Feels like the crowd is saying
[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
A center of attention (Can you feel that?)
Even when they're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (Yeah)
If you're on a mission (Uh-uh)
You got my permission (Oh)
We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin', rockin' (Oh ah ha)
Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (Wait)
Keep watchin
(Feel's like the crowd is saying)
[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
[Gimme More lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
(I just can't control myself, oh)
(They want more? Well I'll give'em more, oh!)
[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more, oh yeah)
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Ohh, gimme more, gimme more (More)
Gimme more, gimme more baby
I just wanna more
[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme
Bet you didn't see this one coming
The incredible Lygo
The lengendary Miss Britney Spears, haha
And the unstoppable Danja
Ha, you gonna have to remove me
Cause I ain't goin' no where, haha
174. wedgeone - October 5, 2007 3:02 PM
Just replace "Gimme" with "Eating" and you've got the female commenters' theme song.
175. i know right 174 - October 5, 2007 3:05 PM
brit's no skinny minnie, but i bet all the femal commenters are WAY fatter, and prob all ugly with no man.
176. gotmilk? - October 5, 2007 3:05 PM
82, that was pure genius.
if this video is suppose to be "hot" and "sexy" and meant to get a wiener hard, that is just sad. ever more sad are the dudes who are jerking off to this? really?
177. Honest Abe - October 5, 2007 3:08 PM
i know 176... but to be honest, it worked for me!
178. duh - October 5, 2007 3:09 PM
The average American woman is around 140 lbs. That's just the average. So yeah, guys will jerk off to this. In the land of hippos the piglet will be a princess.
179. what the hell is this crap - October 5, 2007 3:11 PM
a haiku for you
we have lost cabin pressure
comments today suck
180. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 3:14 PM
That's cute #172 - but everyone who knows me knows I like em' big.
181. lostcause - October 5, 2007 3:14 PM
i LOVE how everyone is supporting her, this is so great. let's see what she actually did to make this video a success.
1. put on whore-like outfit
2. dye hair extensions brown
3. fuel up on carbs, specifically Cheetos, for rigorous dance routine
give me a fucking break people. the ones who you should be giving credit to are the people who had to stand there and film this shit. then the people who had to use state of the art special effects to make this watchable, and barely at that. oh & more importantly, the back up dancers who had to stand next to that sweaty pig and try not to inhale the alcohol fumes that were probably coming out of her pores from her drinking the night before.
182. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! - October 5, 2007 3:16 PM
i can't wait to get home, put this on full-screen, and blast this!
hot!
183. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 3:17 PM
I did not write #172 - I only dislike Brit. I love big women.
184. bAM - October 5, 2007 3:23 PM
182, too bad they pulled it already.
185. Cythia - October 5, 2007 3:25 PM
Cheer up #181. Clearly you've got a deary bitterness-filled woulda-coulda-shoulda sittin' on the sidelines type of life, but truly, it's not Britney's fault. I know it hurts you to see her go out and actually accomplish something, but still, buck up. Maybe you'll win the lottery or something.
186. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! - October 5, 2007 3:25 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
187. lostcause - October 5, 2007 3:32 PM
hey cynthia, thanks for the cheering up, it did wonders! however, i was just stating the truth, especially the cheetos part. and she's hardly accomplished anything with this video. perhaps she should focus more on her personal life & getting her kids back than this sorry excuse for a song & video.
188. sam lufti - October 5, 2007 3:36 PM
i am craving cheetohs. the little crooked ones, not the puffy kind
i am becoming a zombie that worships britney
this song is in my head
189. just for the record - October 5, 2007 3:42 PM
"she's hardly accomplished anything with this video"
It's the video that accompanies a song that's at the top of the Billboard charts. That's an accomplishment. There's lots to trash about Britney, but she put out a single that's done well, unlike Paris, Lindsey, and the others. Accept that and move on. It's not like there's nothing left to make fun of about her.
190. frodo - October 5, 2007 3:46 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330173224340
someone else posted this on TMZ, but I thought it was quite realistic looking.
191. whatever - October 5, 2007 3:50 PM
whatever frodo, you can go take it up the pooper, cause thats what you do with samwise.... and i can tell you are the girl.
she looks hot in the video.
192. BunnyButt - October 5, 2007 3:55 PM
Butho, seems to me you have a very simplistic, rather naive view of Americans, the U.S. and its political system. Just as I do not judge other countries and their citizens by their portrayal in the popular media, try not to judge us. Reality and what one sees in the media are not the same. The average American isn't much different from other citizens of the world. We aren't perfect, but neither is anyone else.
In my opinion, we aren't a nation of celebrity worshippers. I can't think of one celebrity I'd vaguely consider adoring. I personally know no one who does. I come to this site because I think it's funny, I think the posters are (for the most part) funny, I make snide comments about celebs because ... well ... hell, because I can, plus it gives me a brief break from worrying about things like my bitch of a boss, my sick mom, paying the bills, etc. In other words, we have real lives, and, for us, celebrities exist for the sake of entertainment.
As for your statement that we can change our government, yes, the potential for change exists, but it's awfully damned hard to achieve. It's not simply a matter of engaging in political activism or casting a vote. I'll refrain from going into a rant here (yeah, I've been ranting a bit already), but you need to be aware that a lot of us have been striving for change for most of our adult lives, it's hard to fight the powers that be, we see little progress, but we keep trying because we still have hope that someday we'll succeed.
Oh, and having a hit record does not change the fact that Britney is a piss-poor excuse for a mom. Having a #1 record does not equal good parenting.
193. lostcause - October 5, 2007 3:56 PM
189, i'm sorry i can't give her much credit because there are real artists out there who actually write good music, not drivel, and can actually sing, not have the studio computerize their voices.
i've always thought she's sucked & was completely over rated as a singer. this isn't news.
now Fish, post something new so we don't have to look at this all weekend.
194. FRIST!!! - October 5, 2007 3:57 PM
The troll has been busy. I haven't been on here all day. #99, not veggi, #137 not jrzy, #149 not me. We hate Britney. And trolls. We hate trolls. They are jealous imbeciles who are mad because nobody will talk to them.
195. ha8ter - October 5, 2007 4:06 PM
Ugh. Was this site featured in Teen Beat or something? Where are all these idiots crawling out from????????
196. Mystery Solved - October 5, 2007 4:20 PM
@194, that makes sense. They sure didn't read like something you three would right.
And @189, oh there's plenty left to make fun of her. What's more fun is taking the piss out of the teenage girls (or one gay guy) writing all the fawning posts about how great Brittney is. That and the fake matronly advice from all the old black women about drinking and parenting is pretty funny too.
197. Butho - October 5, 2007 4:20 PM
#192 - if you were a typical American the world would be different, and Americans would be viewed differently. But it's just not true. I'm sure you're well aware that newspaper readership is way down, audiences for evening network news shows are way down (they'd be canceled for low ratings, but they can't be because the networks use free - meaning, publicly supported - bandwidths), and conversely, everything celebrity-related is way up (magazines, TV shows, internet). Many more Americans follow celebrity news closely vs. hard news, or especially, news about the world at large. Meanwhile, the government does lots of things that people would probably disapprove of, but it doesn't matter because the government rightly assumes that the public won't be bothered to pay attention, engage, and do something. The world sees Americans as rosy-colored glasses folks, who believe all the "best system in the world" stuff (applied to justice, military, healthcare, whatever) that's endlessly repeated as if that proves it to be true. Just like repeating endlessly that Iraq was somehow involved in 9/11 convince a MAJORITY of Americans that there was at least some Iraqi involvement. However nice and well-meaning you might be as individuals, you are too lazy to make sure your country's overwhelming power is used properly, and instead you follow every move that Britney Spears makes - I suppose just to show that you really can pay attention, if you want to. How many Americans have seen pictures showing Britney's pussy, vs. a map showing where Iraq is located (you know, the country you destroyed)? It's not complicated: individually I'm sure you're wonderful people and kind to your grandmothers and everything, but collectively you're fat and lazy. That's not a misperception.
198. freakwad - October 5, 2007 4:25 PM
wtf is with all the morons today?
199. Cartographer - October 5, 2007 4:26 PM
@197 Come to think of it, her pussy sort of looks like the map of Iraq. I say let's deploy troops to Brittney's uterus.
200. boo - October 5, 2007 4:29 PM
#194 I am so relieved, I thought all my favorite posters had gone over to the dark side
201. Andie - October 5, 2007 4:32 PM
The chorus to this song is too repetetive. But she looks great in the video. Hell, with that lighting and those camera angles, with a team of hair and make-up people, I'd look just as hot. Hell, I'd be hotter. I can squat and walk around a pole. But I still can't sing. Shit. Back to the drawing board.
202. Paddy - October 5, 2007 4:34 PM
i luv u brit keep doin wat u do i wish that 1 day i can meet u in person.................................i luv u sooooooooo much ur the BEST pop singer out there
203. Omgiani - October 5, 2007 4:35 PM
omg omg omg ur the best ever brintey!!!
204. Bob Barker - October 5, 2007 4:35 PM
neither can britney & that's never stopped her!
205. TS - October 5, 2007 4:37 PM
hey y'all i don't like pop but britney spears is the only one i only like hip hop smooth jazz R&B and rap but i love britney cause she mixes it up she has rock pop hip hop jazz R&B alot shes nmot your average pop singer shes truly an artist and she does write some of her own songs by the way just cause she didn't write them all doesn't mean she didn't write some and just cause she doesn't rite them all doesn't mean she sucks! i mean c,mon miss ashanti wrote a song for j.lo but u didn't see her getting boo'd at for that and she can sing very well no she may not have the best voice but it is very nice and it sounds different from other poeple thats da point duh she can dance to even though lately her dancing hasn't really been that good no offense but i'm sure her dancing will go back to da top and i also like how britney keeps it real i mean no she doesn't fix her self up all the times yes at times she look worse then courtney love or whatevea her name is we all go through that shes human! i think it makes her more beautiful to not always fix her self up but when she does fix her self up WOOOOOO WEEEEEEE girl is FINE! you know i don't think people give britney enough credit for her booty they always talk abut her boobs and her abs and sometimes her lovely legs but never her amazing beyonce j.lo ashanti like booty why? it's only her best body part & i just wanna say i love the song boom bomm featuring ying yang twins and i love the song everytime and outragous and touch of my hand and the remix of me against the music even though i don't care for madonna britney was good on it but my all time favortie brit song is her very fiorst song baby one more times cause it has so much voice poewer her voice truly soundsbest in itplus i don't know what people are talkin about saying baby one more time is a pop song i think it has a R&B and hip hop beat to it it even was gonna go to tlc but they didn't have room on their album for it so they gave it to britney spears so shut up with that crap anyways britney spears is a beautiful woman who just is trying to rake in that green so please don't be so mean and yes although stealing shar jacksons man was kind of bad i know cause i wan't a dad but i don't have one but if my mom found a guy and he was my dad and britney stole him from my mom i would be so sad and mad but u know people make mistakes and shar probably forgives her anyways britney is a good person but not liking her for no reason or not liking her for a dumb reason is bad i think the only reason u have is what she did by stealing shar as much as i'm a fan i still think that was wrong but if shar can get over that so can y'all but if u don't like her for other reasons then u just a bad person cause their is no other REAL reason to not like her she probably has a great personality
206. Bob Barker - October 5, 2007 4:38 PM
202, 203 etc., why are you addressing your posts TO britney? you realize this isn't her fan club website, right? although today, i'm questioning that with these ridiculous posts.
207. holy shit Batman! - October 5, 2007 4:40 PM
205, i hope all that was a very cruel joke. (personally i couldn't make it past the first 2 lines.) if not, stay in school, fucktard!
208. Zing! - October 5, 2007 4:41 PM
199. Her puss IS iraq! That explains all of the retarded Iraquis. In reality, they are merely her cootch crabs we are trying to liberate!
209. Post #205 - October 5, 2007 4:44 PM
Oh man where to start?...
210. sharon tate - October 5, 2007 4:44 PM
Britney is a silly little girl. She needs help, not more bashing. Check this video out of Danny Bonaduce sqaushing Johnny Fairplay.
http://currantbuzz.com/2007/10/04/danny-bonaduce-kicks-the-crap-out-of-johnny-fairplay/
211. ipa - October 5, 2007 4:44 PM
wow, most creepy comments here ... i feel like i'm in a twilight zone or some shit. Some creepy freak shit of nature has followed this site closely to use the names of the regulars here (jrzmommy, FRIST, veggi,TS...- whoa!)
#179 BEST ENTRY ROFLMFAO!!!!!
212. boo - October 5, 2007 4:47 PM
I have got to believe that all the Britney supporters on here today are really just one socially retarded person. The misspellings, the 12 year Valley Girl phrasing, the slavish devotion to a manufactured pop "idol". For my own peace of mind, please, please, please let it just be one.
213. Oops, i crapped my pants! - October 5, 2007 4:48 PM
so who cares just cus you dont like it doesnt mean to say you shud slag other people you guys are sad!! I dont really like it but i aint gona slag her or other people get the facts rite!!
214. hoo - October 5, 2007 4:49 PM
ok! guys listen to this..listen carefully!!!like the golden rule said... Don't judge a book by it'S COVER... SO IF YOU GUYS KEEP DISCRIMINATING Britney.. Stop for awhile and look yourself infront of the mirror and see for yourself.. remember we humans are not perfect! and we commit mistakes. so don't act like you are so perfect...that you are God! think! and speak for yourself!!
215. boo - October 5, 2007 4:50 PM
Oh, I give up
216. Bill O'Reilly - October 5, 2007 4:51 PM
Oh shut up all you Britney haters. It's so annoying that you come to a site JUST to bash Britney. If you hate her so much, quit worrying about whether her album sucks or not. Go find something better to do with your time than letting your jealousy consume you, and TRY to degrade this beautiful and talented performer. *yawn* go listen to your fuckin pussy-assed Morrissey CDs or whatever else it is that you dedicate your lives to. I'm quite sure Ms. Spears would laugh in your face if she read this. Cause I'm laughing at you. This album rocks. It truly shows that Brit is growing up, and good for her.
217. pissy skank - October 5, 2007 4:52 PM
#32-- At least Americans have the good sense not to listen to David Hasselhoff. Douchebag.
218. IWONKY - October 5, 2007 4:52 PM
@#194 - You are right - I got the stupid f'n troll too.
219. Zing! - October 5, 2007 4:57 PM
These brit shit supporters are a bunch of friggin' retarded foreigners. Ish. Find your own websites, unwashed non Americans.
P.S. We hate YOU too.
220. I'm with Boo - October 5, 2007 4:58 PM
@212 I got to agree, but not sure if it's just one person. If so that is one clever faggot.
This was a funny forum to read today. Lot's of different characters:
-Dumb ass teenyboppers
-"I'm a mother of 2' type praying for Brittney to get well
-Right wing TV personalities
-A nickname stealing troll with some truly bad writing habits
And for color an anti-American/pro U.S. rant back and forth. This is a good Friday.
221. WTF? - October 5, 2007 5:03 PM
For all of you that are posting "this is not a Britney Fansite," "who let you out of school?" "Go back to school," ETC.
Let me remind you that this is not a Britney Bash site either. For those of us who are fans/supporters of Brit., we have just as much right to post what we like about her on here, as you do to post what you don't like.
Get real, and...Please keep your comments relevant to the post.
222. Annie Rexia - October 5, 2007 5:11 PM
221? If we raised some money for you, would you buy a clue? This site is called "The Superficial". In case you didn't notice, the sites writer bashes celebrities (except the hot chicks), and we are expected to bash some more in the follow up comments. This is a bash EVERY celebrity site.
get it dipshit? If you want to munch on Brit's ass, go to Perez fag. That is the site you are looking for.
223. WTF? WTF? - October 5, 2007 5:17 PM
@221 Are you kidding me? "For those of us who are fans/supporters of Brit..." Dude the "fans" are you and one big other idiot masquerading behind a bunch of different nicks, copying and pasting prewritten posts into the comments section. You really think all those posts (63-68) were from different people? F'n hell, I'll pitch in some money to buy you that clue.
224. A real Britney fan, proud and true - October 5, 2007 5:23 PM
You haters are not just bitter, but also delusional. It's impossible for you to believe that the singer with the top single on the Billboard charts has real fans who would write favorable and supportive things about her. Do the math - there are thousands of Britney fans for every one of you. Somehow that makes you tearfully angry. Well, dry your tears on your panties, fellas, and move on. Just to the next thread, not the real world - obviously you can't handle that.
225. Jessica - October 5, 2007 5:25 PM
Words words words...the Billboard numbers say it all: IN YOUR FACE, HATERS.
226. @224/225 - October 5, 2007 5:29 PM
Please kill yourself/selves. the betterment of humanity requires it. Oh, and please take that whore/untalented/drug addict/skank/bitch Britney Spears with you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The Universe.
227. @226 - October 5, 2007 5:31 PM
*crickets*
228. Annie Rexia - October 5, 2007 5:31 PM
Hey 224? It's time to feed the cats! All twelve of them!
229. Hater - October 5, 2007 5:32 PM
I'm sure her single will outlast Dark Side of the Moon in terms of Billboard greatness. As long as there are gay bars and white trash mothers buying their preteen daughters this manufactured facsimile music, Brittney will be around.
230. Billy Board - October 5, 2007 5:40 PM
If #229 is right, and you apply that logic to the Billboard numbers, then maybe Butho is basically right - America must be filled with gays and white trash.
231. Pretty Baby - October 5, 2007 5:42 PM
AAAAAHHHHH,Brit-brit i cannot wait for your new album and i believe its going to be rally great. you are a good singer and a great person. Don’t give up because people talk trash about you. Screw them because they don’t know what it’s like to be you. You are stronger than they think. U rock, Britney Spears. We love you so much. Love , one of your biggest fans.