Oct 11 2007Britney Spears displays her coochie
So is Britney Spears' vagina still considered news? I mean, this is shocking right? I'm supposed to be shocked? Because Britney is such a genteel princess? Because we're so used to seeing her sipping tea and attending balls and, I dunno, curtsying? If it weren't for this picture I bet people would confuse her for British royalty.
Click the image above for the uncensored NSFW version.
EDIT: One more shot here.



Reader Comments
1. suz - October 11, 2007 2:11 PM
hi
2. so23 - October 11, 2007 2:11 PM
1st??
3. Mugspot.com - October 11, 2007 2:12 PM
cool
4. IFuckingHateYou - October 11, 2007 2:12 PM
How is this news when it happens every day?
Is the Fish trying to turn us all into bulemics? I tossed my cookies after seeing this nasty whore again.
5. Lisa - October 11, 2007 2:13 PM
It's going to happen when you have a camera on you 24/7.
6. emily - October 11, 2007 2:13 PM
what the fuck britney???
put that thing back where it belongs....in the biohazard box.
hehe, box
7. veggi - October 11, 2007 2:14 PM
well, I don't need any help puking now. And puking was supposed to make me feel better.
8. MYEYESAREBLEEDING!!! - October 11, 2007 2:14 PM
She can't wear panties, the critters have to have a means of escape!!!! I think I see some genital warts in that picture!!
9. c - October 11, 2007 2:15 PM
why does she leave the house, and why can't she remember her panties. what a loser. stay home, put your panties on. call your mother.
10. I hate Britney - October 11, 2007 2:15 PM
Am I allowed to hate her... am I ? Pleeeease!!!
11. dd - October 11, 2007 2:16 PM
CAN YOU REMOVE THE STAR!!!
12. jrzmommy - October 11, 2007 2:17 PM
ow ow my rods and cones oh please god make it stop
13. Sam - October 11, 2007 2:17 PM
AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! I new the superfish would have this picture! I even made a post about it a few entries back (I think on the Hilary Duff post). You never let me down, superfish!
14. photoshop? - October 11, 2007 2:19 PM
That is the vaguest most photoshopped looking pussy I have ever seen.
15. Arguman - October 11, 2007 2:19 PM
god, this is so boring. does she ever wear underwear?
16. PunkA - October 11, 2007 2:19 PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
I swear they were talking about BS when that was said. For a really rich chick, she is low class trash.
17. bedot - October 11, 2007 2:20 PM
#5 Not if you wear underwear
18. joe - October 11, 2007 2:20 PM
Perfect timing. I wasn't hungry for lunch anyway.
19. Zing! - October 11, 2007 2:20 PM
I'm actually sick of seeing pussy. Thanks bitch.
20. J86 - October 11, 2007 2:21 PM
Looks like she still waxes with duck tape
21. B - October 11, 2007 2:21 PM
#5 - Well, no, actually it wouldn't happen at all if she would WEAR UNDERWEAR. Even with the cameras on her 24/7. And I would think you would want to wear underwear ESPECIALLY if you had cameras on you 24/7 and especially-especially if you had already had eleventy gazillion pictures of your naughty bits plastered all over the internet, and especially-especially-especially if you were trying to look motherly for some reason like hmm, I don't know, a CUSTODY TRIAL, or something??!! Oh, and maybe a longer skirt.
22. tree - October 11, 2007 2:22 PM
maybe she suffers from constant yeast infections, and needs some fresh air to heal.
23. Ronald McDonald - October 11, 2007 2:23 PM
Oh my bitchnes!!
ewwww!!!!
Will this girl never die?
24. kate - October 11, 2007 2:25 PM
"Lisa - October 11, 2007 2:13 PM
It's going to happen when you have a camera on you 24/7. "
It wouldn't if you wore underwear, you stupid bitch.
25. Auntie Kryst - October 11, 2007 2:26 PM
Ya know, I'm not even going to make fun of her. #22, you got it right. She's just letting the cool breeze do its thing.
26. be free my children - October 11, 2007 2:26 PM
I would agree that we're used to seeing her teabagging and attending to balls.
27. Habitual Line Stepper - October 11, 2007 2:26 PM
As a man, I have an obligation to look at naked girl parts every chance I get. Generally that's great because it's almost always pleasing. Britney Spears is single handedly affecting the pleasure to disappointment ratio, and causing me to think twice before looking. That is not cool.
28. Nathiest - October 11, 2007 2:27 PM
why??? Isn't this like crotch shot number 6? Why doesn't this girl wear panties?
29. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 2:27 PM
I'm not a snatch expert. Limited muff diving experience. Doesn't it look really weird. Like she is trying to erase it, or something? You think there would be a little more 'lip" hangage, especially with what she has put that poor thing through. Correct me if I'm wrong?
30. McSimo - October 11, 2007 2:28 PM
Its more of a butt cheek... I don't see any V
31. Nelson says "ha-ha" - October 11, 2007 2:28 PM
so, what, at least 100 new comments? She IS a genius.
32. DrGentialia - October 11, 2007 2:28 PM
I have recommended to Britney that she not wear underwear for medical reasons. If she wore panties it cause her crabs to panic and try to burrow in her lips. If you think her pussy is skanky now well then wait til you get a beaver shot with scabbed over lips. I'm doing the world a favor. If all this really bothers you then email me at Igot@drugs.com for a little something to help you through the bad moments.
33. lisa - October 11, 2007 2:30 PM
#27.. You make me laugh!
Why is she wearing a dress that is obviously 3 sizes too small?
34. lentista - October 11, 2007 2:31 PM
i see Britney's puss juz as much as i see my wife's,everyday...hey maybe k-fed got custody of britneys PANTIES too.....eerrrr....lmao
35. c - October 11, 2007 2:31 PM
she can't make it to court, but she must keep her waxing appointments
36. melissa - October 11, 2007 2:32 PM
are you people retarded? that is NOT a pussy shot. It is her inner thigh.
perhaps you all need an anatomy class to remember what a pussy looks like and where it is located.
37. dr phil - October 11, 2007 2:32 PM
In the new shot, she's opening both mouths and saying "Ahhhhhh!" simultaneously. I would not want to sniff that carseat.
38. lesly - October 11, 2007 2:33 PM
I want to make fun of her but I can't. She's too sad for that. This is like that old Simpsons episode when Bart used to say "I didn't do it", but instead of the catchphrase, any time she screwed it up, she takes off her underwear and show the world her snatch. She lose the kids?, bye, panties. She didn't appear in court?, bye panties.
39. melissa - October 11, 2007 2:34 PM
I was referring to the first picture. sorry, I didnt see the second one! that is definitely a pussy! lol
40. Nelson says "ha-ha" - October 11, 2007 2:34 PM
Correction - looks like at least 200 comments. Oddly enough, many will say "why does she do this???"
41. Riotboy - October 11, 2007 2:34 PM
Her "Girl" has to breathe.
/classy
42. veggi - October 11, 2007 2:34 PM
@36- oh Melissa. Put a sock in it.....where ever it is. hahahaha *snort* ha.
43. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 2:35 PM
Oh my God 36, you might be right. I think I need to start looking at my husbands Hustler mag.
44. Mambo - October 11, 2007 2:36 PM
She so does it on purpose. You can see where she tucks her dress up just before she plans to get out of the car.
But I must say, her snatch certainly seems to have improved from the last time she publicity airred it - i'd prefer a little extra labia though
45. Doctor Vulva - October 11, 2007 2:36 PM
As a medical expert, I concur with DrGentialia. Britney must air out her genitalia or her crabs will riot like a mob of LA turd worlders after the Rodney King beatings.
I prescribe plenty of fresh air and three times daily kerosene dousings, while hoping against hope that the crabs don't have any matches . . .
46. William Shatner - October 11, 2007 2:37 PM
#36 How many of you have actually kissed a girl?!?
47. Mambo - October 11, 2007 2:37 PM
publicly*
48. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 2:38 PM
On second thought, 36, you're wrong. I just saw pic 2 and that is def snatch.
49. Andie - October 11, 2007 2:38 PM
Gross! I hate her! Sick, man!
Nasty slut!
Even WITH underwear you don't see most women spreading thier legs like that to get into or out of a car. You put your knees together and swing BOTH your legs into or out of of the car. That is unless you want your crotch hanging out.
She such a total disgusto.
50. ness - October 11, 2007 2:38 PM
i agree with 44...twice in a week? it's on purpose.
51. twat shot - October 11, 2007 2:40 PM
That second shot definitely looks like the photog got a shot of a twat.
52. becky - October 11, 2007 2:40 PM
OH NO! IT LOOKS SO SMELLY!
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55. sigh... - October 11, 2007 2:42 PM
So, everybody knows this isn't the first time, right? Do we really have to do this all over again? 50 comments in 30 minutes...I guess so...
56. Sam - October 11, 2007 2:43 PM
smells like fart
57. FRIST'S TWIN - October 11, 2007 2:45 PM
That woman needs to either have a hysterectomy or have her tubes tied. People like her shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
58. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 2:47 PM
Why not 55. I don't want to work today. Hate it. I want to go to the gym and then have some Heineken. Yum.
59. Yuck - October 11, 2007 2:50 PM
I hope she doesn't start a trend
Why don't they lock her in a mental institution ? Isn't this behaviour bad enough to require treatment ?
60. Stock Breaker - October 11, 2007 2:50 PM
A blind man walks into a fish store and says.....
Good morning ladies.
61. janny - October 11, 2007 2:51 PM
#57 Too late.
62. KamUK - October 11, 2007 2:52 PM
That is MOST definitely a snatch - a shaved or dehaired snatch but a snatch it is. This attention seeking desperate whore must die for the sake of the planet and our eyes.
63. TxTammy - October 11, 2007 2:55 PM
#60, that's offensive. I would appreciate it if you wouldn't post demeaning messages like that.
64. FRIST!!! - October 11, 2007 2:57 PM
I have not clicked on it yet. I'm afraid I'll see her public hair.
Hey, where's BunnyButt, anyway?
65. lil princess - October 11, 2007 3:00 PM
OOPS! she did it AGAIN!
when will this trailor trash learn how to get out of a car without flashing her coochie? i mean, she must realize this happens everytime, right? well it is britney, so maybe not. but seriously, im gonna have to say she is doing it on purpose. anyone else on the planet would learn, Hell, even paris learned that one after the first time!!!
66. meeemo - October 11, 2007 3:02 PM
What. The. Hell. Is it that hard of concept to put freaking underwear on before you leave the house? Can you not afford it britney? Hey, lets all raise money to buy Britney Spears some freaking underpants. I bet if you look at her underbits carefully, you can see Oscar the Grouch giving you the finger.
67. meemeo - October 11, 2007 3:03 PM
Im retarded. I added an extra e in my name. But at least I was wearing underwear when I did it.
68. The Listener - October 11, 2007 3:04 PM
She just flashed her goodies 2 days ago! I guess she feels that (in case we forgot) the public needs a reminder of what her vajingo looks like. She used to wait at least a couple of weeks between flashings, but 2 days. C'mon now!
69. Rose - October 11, 2007 3:04 PM
You people need to just leave Britney alone. Obviously she isnt doing very well. The media is literally going to kill her! Just like Chris Crocker says LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
70. Caz - October 11, 2007 3:06 PM
Oh GOD. What's wrong with just some knickers, woman!? Seriously. Esp is you're surrounded by 10 bazillion cameramen, daily.
71. duckstyle - October 11, 2007 3:07 PM
All the 12 year olds and wannabes need to shut and realize that shes not ugly. No matter how stupid she is, shes not even close to being ugly. And every guy in here, and some girls, would jump that snatch in a heartbeat. I can't for the life of me understand why you ridiculous mother fuckers always pretend that certain celebraties are ugly just because your simple brains can't possibly come up with something clever to say. Is she an idiot, yes, does she dress like shes blind, yes, is she hot, OMFG yes! i'd eat that pussy like I was starvin.
72. duckstyle - October 11, 2007 3:10 PM
And I want to bone a fox. Not a hot woman, but a real fox. With the hair. And tail. And claws. rrrrarrrrrrrrrr!
73. DrGentiala - October 11, 2007 3:14 PM
duckstyle call me. I can get you viagra and a date with a Panda. Why fuck a fox when I can get you a girl with some meat on her bones. I'm just saying. So Call.
74. MoonChild - October 11, 2007 3:17 PM
Please...The girls a fucking toad.
75. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 3:18 PM
71. No 75. A lot of us wouldn't tap that ass because we have a little something you don't posess: Standards.
76. Jimbo - October 11, 2007 3:27 PM
It does not look like there is anything there. Kind of like talking the cloths off Trailer Trash Barbie.
77. BunnyButt - October 11, 2007 3:33 PM
Poor Britney! She doesn't KNOW she's missing her undies and flashing her cooch because she's got post-partum depression! Don't you people understand?!??! When you've got post-partum depression, you don't KNOW you're supposed to wear panties!! She probably doesn't even own any panties ... because she's got post-partum depression!!! When I had post-partum depression, I flashed my cooch all over the place!! In the grocery store, at church, everywhere!! And all the men were sooooo understanding and nice to me because I was flashing my cooch ... I mean, because I had post-partum depression!! Give her a break already!!! You're all just jealous because Britney's cooch can sing and dance and is more famous and richer and pretter and smarter than any of your chooches, and her cooch has post-partum depression!!! Your lazy cooches, that have never had a problem of the same magnitude that Britney's cooch has, are just sitting there behind your computers eating Ding-Dongs and hating!!!! And Britney's cooch's new song rocks!! I'd like to see YOUR cooches try and be as good as hers!!!
(if you don't realize I'm being sarcastic, you've got the IQ of a potato)
FREE KATIE HOLMES!
78. veggi - October 11, 2007 3:37 PM
I like potatos.
79. edidas - October 11, 2007 3:37 PM
Bitch needs to be seen for her new album, this is promotion.
Plus, Lindsay Lohan is out of the nut house, the competetion is out again, she need to pull every trick she knows to out glow the cocaine sniffing whore.
That is one disgusting pussy by the way.
80. aqua6 - October 11, 2007 3:38 PM
Again, again, again and again.. She is doing all this on purpose to get attention so that her album sells. I can't imagine who would be so stupidly showing their vagina everyday. Her car seat is contagious of herpes, if not dirty discharge. So disgusting and low she is.
I hope the judge will see this picture and see that she is a very fit mother to her children, whose runs around without underwear, being on drugs, alcohol.
Her mom should have slapped the craps out of her head. Well, I guess probably apple does not fall far from the tree.
What else to say? Hope the lord comes down and helps bringing some senses to that human being.
81. BunnyButt - October 11, 2007 3:41 PM
Veggi, I do, too. My favorite tuber ... other than Britney.
82. redsonja1313 - October 11, 2007 3:42 PM
WTF, I hope this is photoshopped..... didn't I read somewhere that she had promised ... NO MORE CROTCH SHOTS??? That she was concerned about her image and wanted her kids back and the "antics" were over..... Brit Brit, not showing up in court today was certainly enough to keep you in the Rags for next week. Maybe you should save the vag-flash for when you really need the publicity !!
83. sms - October 11, 2007 3:44 PM
PUT ON SOME PANTIES. Shit.
84. Auntie Kryst - October 11, 2007 3:46 PM
@77 BunnyButt that's the funniest post of the day. Thank you for the great laugh.
I can't wait unti her cootch hits number 1 on the billboard charts. Her cootch is still a legend. We luv you brit-brit cootch, the rest of u r all haters, suck it!
85. tulip - October 11, 2007 3:52 PM
Sorry guys, this is photoshopped - and bad photoshop at that. Do you really know anything about female anatomy?
86. I love all vaginas - October 11, 2007 3:55 PM
It's Britney's pussy, bitch.
On another note, all you complainers out there must be either a bunch of faggots, straight girls, or 7 year old boys going 'eww, a vagina'. Any normal guy would love a piece of that, no questions asked. Blah blah trailer trash, blah blah whore, blah blah you jealous bunch of homosexual hypocrytes. Yeah I know this is a site for pilloring celebs but for god's sake man, it's still a sweet, sweet vagina! Just put a raincoat on and do it for America baby.
87. Victoria's Secret - October 11, 2007 3:56 PM
Does she own underwear?
88. pissy skank - October 11, 2007 3:58 PM
enough already! close your legs for chrissakes! that thing must smell so rank by now!
89. michael Sore - October 11, 2007 4:03 PM
That poor leather carseat. Hot sun EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>
90. Beautiful Disaster - October 11, 2007 4:03 PM
I reall wish she would put that kitty away!!
91. Dude with a boner - October 11, 2007 4:12 PM
I'd still hit it...of course i'd have to be vaccinated immediately afterwards. But at least I can say I boned the Former Princess of Pop.
92. Petite - October 11, 2007 4:15 PM
That's either PHOTOSHOPPED, or she's wearing beige ("nude") colored panties. I'm not seeing any pussy, and I see mine every day, so I know what to look for!
93. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 11, 2007 4:18 PM
DEAR WAYNE NEWTON,
You know back 500 years ago when women used to love you or something and they threw panties on stage as proof of their love. Could you, I don't know take your massive panty collection (back in that day they probably gave a lot of ass coverage no thongs in existence) and maybe send them to Britney. it would be like sending food to Africa except she doesn't deserve the help we do (the victimized public). Anyway please have your people get on that ASAP.
Oh and my Mom said to tell you she loves you (she's like 300 years old so maybe she's young enough for you).
94. Petite - October 11, 2007 4:18 PM
I retract my last comment...I looked at the second picture...UGH!
95. The Juggeranaut Bitch - October 11, 2007 4:18 PM
Yummm... I just love pussy that looks like an old piece of pink bubble gum thats been chewed up by a rusty lawn mower. hawtness =/
96. yep - October 11, 2007 4:19 PM
adult diapers didn't fit
and You know she has to pee alot
97. jamie - October 11, 2007 4:19 PM
If everyone is so grossed out by the pic then why even click on it. Why not just scroll right on past the pic with the star and move on to something else. If you didn't want to see it then you would not look. Grow up and stop making yourself feel better by putting other people down.
98. max - October 11, 2007 4:22 PM
Oh, I GUSS NICELY. SHE HAS HORIZONTAL NOT VERTICAL!!!
99. liz - October 11, 2007 4:22 PM
oh, my god. i might vomit.
100. julyper - October 11, 2007 4:23 PM
One would think that after the second child she had already learn to keep her legs together....
101. hollyj - October 11, 2007 4:37 PM
86 LOL @ "It's...a sweet, sweet vagina.." Are you Chef from SouthPark?!
102. WTF... - October 11, 2007 4:40 PM
I feel bad for her valets... I wouldn't want to sit anywhere her naked crotch had been!!!
103. Watter Bottle - October 11, 2007 4:43 PM
Will someone please slap this cow upside her head with a brick?
104. hola - October 11, 2007 4:43 PM
now u gonna see brits fluids everywhere!!!! gross
105. K - October 11, 2007 4:49 PM
Ewww....
....and yet, I always look.
106. The Listener - October 11, 2007 4:51 PM
#77 ROFL
107. becky - October 11, 2007 4:52 PM
Aw, "I love all vaginas"/86 - that's such a sweet, positive message! I'm sure all the ugly, inadequate, overweight, acne-scarred girls feel much better now.
I'm happy for them, I really am - I'm sure they thought guys like you didn't exist. <3
108. surlywench - October 11, 2007 4:55 PM
I don't understand what I'm looking at.
It looks something like the non-anatomically correct crotch of a barbie doll, but with some nasty brown strip.
109. RileyGilesSmells - October 11, 2007 4:57 PM
This is the first time I've seen a coochie-coo in the fetal position. It looks like it's curled up in agony and depression. Kind of like its mistress.
110. The Listener - October 11, 2007 5:02 PM
#97 Looking at it is like driving by a car accident. You know it's going to be graphic and maybe a little nasty, but you just HAVE TO see it anyway. Call it human curiosity.
111. McQueen - October 11, 2007 5:06 PM
I think she should just skip the BS and start going places naked. She is so oibviously doing this on purpose. She should just hop up on the counter at Starbucks and shove her latte up her ass... that would be something new for her.
112. Patrick - October 11, 2007 5:07 PM
!!PHOTOSHOP!! THIS PIC IS SO FAKE!!! JUST BACK OFF!! AND LEAVE HER ALONE!!! ASSHOLES FUCK OFF!!!!
113. LL - October 11, 2007 5:13 PM
The Britney cooch fans don't need to tell us that you'd bang her or whatever. We already know some dudes will jump anything that looks even vaguely like a cooz. Not really a ringing endorsement of Britney's hotness. I just think that if you're trying to demonstrate that you're a responsible, respectable adult and that you're more than an overpaid go-go dancer, you should probably, you know, put on underwear when you know a bunch of photographers are going to be aiming right up your too-short skirt.
114. Zing! - October 11, 2007 5:14 PM
Talk about a gash. Looks like Freddy Krueger gotta hold of that thing.
P.S. Patrick is a fag.
115. Tara - October 11, 2007 5:18 PM
That poor car seat...
Her assistants need to spray down that car with rubbing alcohol when she gets out. Must smell like a strip club in that car
blah! no class!
116. Lesley - October 11, 2007 5:23 PM
Because ignorance makes people callous (for example, #77), here is some information that you folks obviously don't know:
Britney Spears is clearly wigging out in a very public way, but she may be suffering from a mental health issue that many women struggle with in private: postpartum depression.
At this point you’re probably saying Spears can’t have PPD because her youngest son, Jayden James, is already a year old. And how can you be depressed when you’re out clubbing in a borrowed bikini, busboy jacket and fishnet stockings?
But postpartum depression can begin to develop anytime around the first year of birth.
The disorder can be triggered in vulnerable women by the enormous physiological changes of pregnancy and birth along with excessive fatigue and exhaustion that comes with getting up all night with a newborn, or partying into the wee hours with Paris Hilton.
Add a failed marriage, two pregnancies and children within 17 months and the loss of your figure (when that’s largely what you’re known for) and you’re a prime candidate for PPD.
About 80 percent of new mothers get the baby blues, a mild form of depression. Brooke Shields can tell you about the more severe condition of postpartum depression that strikes twenty percent of new mothers, and leaves them feeling empty, sad or anxious, crying more than usual and having strange thoughts or fantasies.
Then there is the rare disorder of postpartum psychosis. Spears probably doesn’t have this because it usually strikes mothers within a few weeks of giving birth, but the symptoms include hallucinations, delusions, rapid mood swings, hyperactivity, incoherent statements and losing touch with reality.
And of course, the worst one: thoughts of harming oneself or the baby. Tragically, many women take drastic measures to avoid harming their children. In 2001, Melanie Stokes jumped from a hotel on Chicago’s North Side.
Several months later, Jennifer Mudd Houghtaling, also suffering from postpartum depression, committed suicide.
Let’s hope Spears’ erratic behavior stops at the ridiculous: getting in and out of limos sans panties and shaving her head.
And let's try to be humane about this. Although you might feel bigger and better by putting her down, you're merely revealing the ignorance at the foundation of a cold bitter heart.
117. Fed UP - October 11, 2007 5:27 PM
Oops she did it again.
118. justcurious - October 11, 2007 5:27 PM
look at how enormous her left thigh is in the 2nd photo compared to her other one. It's like twice as big. Too bad it wasn't any bigger and would cover up the whole crotch shot.
119. linnea - October 11, 2007 5:30 PM
hahaha whyyyy doesnt she wear underwear! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! This happens ALL the time to SOO many idiots, WHY can't anyone learrrrrrn!
this is just proof that history repeats itself.
120. FRIST!!! - October 11, 2007 5:35 PM
OK FINE!!!! I'll click on the picture. FUCK!!!!!
121. Kiwi - October 11, 2007 5:36 PM
Good Lord. Learn how to get out of the car without flashing your naughty bits, or stop wearing f'ing skirts!!!!
122. FRIST!!! - October 11, 2007 5:36 PM
Photoshopped.
123. shesafreak - October 11, 2007 5:38 PM
Im so sick of britney. wanna see something funny. Addicted to your Iphone, or do you just the idea of it. Watch this commercial. Its so funny! http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/11/bwetvideos-how-do-you-use-your-iphone/
124. Nikky Raney - October 11, 2007 5:42 PM
you think she would have learned by now.
125. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 5:48 PM
16? Then how do you explain her behavior a year BEFORE she was even pregnant? Pre pardum depression? Don't tell the medical industry. Too late, here comes another mental health issue! Really, shitbags like you are the reason people are running to Doctors, thinking they are fucked up all of the time. Never, ever taking responsibility for thier actions. Whatever happened to TAKING SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS! Oh, I forgot ENABLER! None of it is her fault because you have assigned a mental condition to her that YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR A FACT SHE HAS! Fucking asshole.
126. spencelovesbrit - October 11, 2007 5:50 PM
this hick is nasty, p-nasty. what a ho, smelly. i can't imagine the scent with the combo of her puss and leg hair. the timing is so smart, wonder if the judge saw her snatch as well. what a pig
127. Lexoka - October 11, 2007 5:54 PM
Doesn't she ever wear underwear? I mean there are several pussy shots of her, but no panty shots that I know of...
128. Lesley - October 11, 2007 5:55 PM
#125 - sorry, I can't reply directly to what you said, because there's so much underlying pain and anguish. I hope you have somebody in real life you can talk to, and try to feel a little bit better, so that you don't have to spend all your time spraying venom at others. I feel sorry for you. Feel better soon!
129. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 5:59 PM
Whatever, Lesley. Why don't you go to another site and try to convince people they are sick in the head. You obviously work in the mental health industry. Business good? Get enough suckers in the office to finally afford that new benz?
P.S. Your husband is fucking the maid.
130. Lesley - October 11, 2007 6:01 PM
I'm sorry you're so resentful that I can afford a maid.
131. BunnyButt - October 11, 2007 6:01 PM
#116, clearly you haven't been around here very long. As several of us have been pointing out to Britney's supporters who want to attribute her bad behavior to post-partum depression, the bad behavior started BEFORE she ever had children. She and her supporters can't use post-partum depression as an excuse. This all started a long time ago. Stop using a legitimate mental health issue to avoid placing responsibility for Britney's behavior on Britney.
Keeping in mind that I worked in psych services for 15+ years before, thankfully, changing fields, in my opinion, she's not wigging out. Now that she's no longer 17 and has had a bad marriage and a couple of kids, she's not the hot commodity she used to be, so she no longer has the huge team of handlers that kept all this white trash shit hidden from the public. This is the real Britney, just as she always has been, we're just being allowed to see it all now. No pun intended.
132. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:07 PM
130. Your husband isn't.
133. Sarah - October 11, 2007 6:07 PM
You know I was really rooting for Britney, not because she's a celebrity, cause I don't give a crap who the hell she is, but because of her children, they deserve to have a mother who is going to act like one, who is going to make them priority number one, even with her kids taken away she's stil pulling shit like this!! Her children being taken away should've been a wake up call, whatever little bit of respect and hope I had for her is now gone, PULL IT TOGETHER BRITNEY! Stop being a screw up, everyone is sick of you and this crap you're pulling, someone please put her ass in jail or a mental institute, where the paps can't find her and we can stop hearing and seeing shit about her!
134. Lesley - October 11, 2007 6:07 PM
BunnyButt, I'm sorry that Annie Rexia believes you were a fraud for 15+ years.
135. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:11 PM
Lesley. Could we be cracking just a bit? Have to drag someone else in for support? What's wrong honey? You don't seem to be as sure of yourself.
136. Lesley - October 11, 2007 6:11 PM
Annie - can I call you Annie? I feel like I know you already! unfortunately - I'm an anonymous internet commenter, so what you say is your own projection onto a blank slate (look! the text box is white, even!). But in fairness, if I were you, I'd be a little worried my husband was looking elsewhere. Anger can be confused for passion for awhile, but eventually even a blind man (hubby?) can see that the core is cold, not hot.
137. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:14 PM
Huh? The shit you are talking flew right over my head. You HAVE to be a PhD. PhD's do that alot. If they don't know what the fuck they are talking about the intellectual shit starts flying
138. Lesley - October 11, 2007 6:18 PM
Excellent point! I forgot to include "reversal" with "projection." You worded it very cleverly, via illustration. Nicely done.
139. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:19 PM
You also know alot about one thing (psych). That is also a big clue. PhD's will know a lot about one subject, but jack shit about anything else. You also have 0 passion. You are very flat. Emotionless.
140. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:20 PM
I knew a Doctor that used to piss himself all the time. Tragic.
141. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 11, 2007 6:20 PM
#131 Thank you bunny butt. Agreed. Britney is not suffering from Post Pardum she is suffering from POST STARDUM.
Look around folks a lot of spoilt loser celeb brats suffer from it and it expresses itself in the following forms;
marriage failure
weight fluctuation like annorexia or major fatness
drug alchohol and substance abuse
DUI's and other driving infractions
popping out babies too young
being the shitiest parents imaginable
dressing like a slut/freak
becoming horribly ugly
pathetically attemping rehab
hating ones parents and blaming everyone else
jail sentences
breaking the law
the loss of dignity
a shit tanking career
expecting pity when none is deserved
trying to attract negative attention
being a big useless whore
You see this is what happens to the pathetic losers who sell their souls and their lives for something as worthless and vapid as fame. They have no friends because no one in hollywood is real or sincere and everything in their lives is meanless. This is KARMA for making more money than god in a world where the hardest working people who truely make a difference make less in one year than these whore celebs make in one day or one hour. What has Britney added to the world what valuable contribution has she made? she's done NOTHING valuable.
I have no fucking pity for these losers. Next time you feel sorry for some idiot celeb and their greedy pathetic existence go to a childrens hospital or hop on a plane and go to Africa or stay in your own countriy and vist one of the poorest neighboorhoods there where loving parents would do anything for their children and struggle everday to put food on the table and this rich biotch has all the money in the world and can't get her life in order for her children.
She makes me fucking SICK.
She knows nothing about the struggles of the real world she has two healthy children and all the means to take care of them. So many people would give anything for that and look how she pisses it away.
What a wasted life she leads.
142. princess patricia - October 11, 2007 6:24 PM
why are the pics of britney so drastically different from day to day. She looks good in these pics, some pics of her she looks 40 pounds heavier, and a mess. How do you change so drastically from day to day. I think these are fake.
143. BritneyIsn'tDepressed - October 11, 2007 6:25 PM
Britney isn't depressed. She likes flashing her pussy. She thinks it makes men she's never met hard. That thought makes her wanna get laid. It's called foreplay. The only way Britney's getting depressed is by not getting laid after she got herself in the mood for tube. And Lesley, yes your husband fucks the maid.
144. Jesus Fucking Christ ARE YOU NEW HERE OR JUST DUMB? - October 11, 2007 6:27 PM
What if --- now just bear with me here ---what if "Lesley" is trolling? Why do people always have to take the bait? No true Britney fans would hang out here, but it's pretty obvious what you'd have to write to throw a bomb into the hate-Britney mix. Smarten up, people, and lay off the knee-jerk reactions to every comment. We have some well-fed trolls on this site.
145. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:31 PM
Uh, 144? It's fun and I'm bored. Knee-jerk reaction! Woo hoo!
146. Chad - October 11, 2007 6:32 PM
Bitch, put that thing away.
147. Annie Rexia - October 11, 2007 6:32 PM
P.S. Lesley hasn't responded yet. I bet it is going to be a LONG post.
148. @147 - October 11, 2007 6:36 PM
Or her troll?
149. meee - October 11, 2007 6:36 PM
seriously...IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO WEAR UNDERWEAR?!?!?!?!
150. jh631477 - October 11, 2007 6:38 PM
Seriously, what is wrong with her??? i have seen her crotch more than i have seen my own! She must have a serious hatred for panties!
151. vomit - October 11, 2007 6:41 PM
Nothing sexier than white trash vagina in cowboy boots dripping with the odor of parentel leadership qualities.
Go Scuzzy Spears! You Rock Girlfriend! And too think, Ben Affleck supposedly hooked up with her in a bathroom at a party before they were both married? Never would believe it.
152. Brucey - October 11, 2007 6:42 PM
"I'm having fish tonight"
153. Thinking - October 11, 2007 6:46 PM
Note to self, when life gets you down and your about to lose the kids, a record label(job) and any possibility of being taken serious as a "performer", TAKE OFF PANTIES OPEN CAR DOOR IN FRONT OF THE IVY AND GET A FRIEND TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF MY CROTCH....
Ahh, fame....
154. Auntie Kryst - October 11, 2007 6:55 PM
I have to remind myself to skip more meetings, I missed all that mudslinging. That was some good shit. Knee jerk reactions are the best.
Lesley that semester when you took a pysch class in junior college has really paid off. You silly twat.
PS @141, you summed it all up perfectly.
155. Biggie - October 11, 2007 7:04 PM
OMG, its one of those mirage pictures! Quickly turn the picture upside down, its the same as right side up!
156. iburl - October 11, 2007 7:04 PM
I think she is being paid by the gay mafia to turn straight guys off of pussy. It's so boring now to see her crotch, it's like trying to get excited about a bowl of cheerios.
157. Biggie - October 11, 2007 7:05 PM
How long before she is just wearing a towel a la Mike Tyson?
158. Igottabemeee - October 11, 2007 7:09 PM
#93 - I lol'd
159. BunnyButt - October 11, 2007 7:28 PM
Auntie, I don't think Lesley took a semester of psych in college. I think she read a few chapters from a psych book once, which gave her a few big words to throw around.
Lesley, did it occur to you that some people just don't care about their children or want to be responsible? I used to see parents - male and female - who didn't give a rat's ass about their kids, their jobs, what other people thought because, once they had all of that, they realized it interfered with their fun. Hard to party and hang out with your friends when you've got those damn kids tying you down. A lot of people live this way. The difference between Britney and these deadbeats is that she's got 1. the world watching and 2. more money than they do. The difference between you and me is that I'm a realist.
FREE KATIE HOLMES! (My new slogan, btw. Soon to be available on t-shirts and bumper stickers at a dollar store near you.)
160. tanya - October 11, 2007 7:33 PM
Those pics are photoshoped, or else someone call 9-1-1, her clitoris has been stolen
161. kj malc - October 11, 2007 7:53 PM
Because Brit is sharing!
Look at this
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/search/label/Britney%20Spears
She has a lot like this, showing off her most tempted part...!!!
she makes people happy specially for men.
She's Britney! the one makes man happy !
LoL!!!
Keep it up Britney! if you have time send me more pics of yours....
162. luvbritney - October 11, 2007 7:59 PM
She's hot! Look at her tits and rest of body.
163. Faggoty Faggot McFag - October 11, 2007 8:05 PM
Mmmk tards, I'm gay, I love cock, big, thick, juicy cocks. I love older hairy masculine men. I love watching them shoot thick white loads as their balls jiggle up and down.
I was turned on by the second pic of Britney's cooch and got a boner. Mmmk? I think Britney is as pathetic as they come, but come ON people, just cause she's Britney doesn't mean you have to pretend to hate her pusseh! I mean, I'm even thinking of stroking myself while looking at it. Mmmk?
164. mookie - October 11, 2007 8:11 PM
#144 don't be such a party pooper. This place recycles "stories" about the same handful of celebs (now, just Britney). Without various whackjobs here to stir things up, it'd be unbearably boring. Plus in this case it's funny to watch people respond to psychobabble by STILL getting all worked up. "Lesley" probably just watched Silence of the Lambs last night and is trying out "her" Hannibal Lecter. LMAO.
165. ack - October 11, 2007 8:11 PM
y'know, if this shit is photoshopped, then all crotchney has to do is start wearing shorts or pants. pretty hard to photoshop a cooch onto some pants and make it look real.
the end.
166. ack - October 11, 2007 8:12 PM
oh, and why hasn't anyone commented on the bizarre fact that she appears to be unbuttoned on purpose? i mean, is that to attract attention upwards? huh? what?
167. 30notes - October 11, 2007 8:14 PM
How the hell did she age 15 yrs just by having two kids? She's all saggy, flabby, stretched, and nasty. Please put that thing away before someone gets hurt. *GAG*
168. 1MILF Hunter - October 11, 2007 8:26 PM
#116 - thank you Dr. Freud.
Face it, she likes flashing her cooch since it keeps her name in circulation.
Brittney, Brittney quite contrary. Shave that coochie, it's too damn hairy.
169. jacknasty - October 11, 2007 8:30 PM
and now I'm gay and blind
170. JRetic - October 11, 2007 8:37 PM
This is a collection of Britney's pussy show
http://picasaweb.google.com/joypink88/BritneySpearsSheath/photo#s5120240213360231074
Enjoy it guyz!!!
171. cb1150 - October 11, 2007 8:39 PM
I enjoy your exhibitionism.
Lets see some ass next time.
172. JoeysAngyl - October 11, 2007 8:45 PM
@71... at least you'll get a well rounded meal with those lips.... crabs AND yeast....mmmmmm
173. me - October 11, 2007 8:50 PM
Don't you mean pervert camera men take picture of Britney up her skirt as she slightly opens her legs without thinking someone will be zooming in on her crotch?
From headings like that one would expect to see Britney lying on her back with her legs spread wide apart
174. gotmilk? - October 11, 2007 8:56 PM
166, because everyone did on the last post of her in this horrendous outfit.
175. porky - October 11, 2007 9:00 PM
Photoshopped!
176. Meggan - October 11, 2007 9:01 PM
Seriously? Brit could you please just buy some panties, we're tired of seeing your Va-J-J!
177. Nickypoo - October 11, 2007 9:05 PM
Okay Seriously. What is wrong with her? She really needs to up the dose on whatever medication they're giving her. Whats with the dark hair too? Does she not understand that it doesnt suit her? Not that I like blondes that much but it just doesnt suit her at all.
178. ScottL - October 11, 2007 9:08 PM
Well as long as she keeps doing what she is doing, we will not have to be subjected to photos of Amy Winehouse. And thats a good thing. Brit, i love ya, keep it up with the public display of your bits and pieces.
179. aussie - October 11, 2007 9:09 PM
that can't be real, ain't no fuckin' way.
180. missywissy - October 11, 2007 9:17 PM
The day Britney gets herself together is the same day we have peace in Iraq. She so does not want her kids. She's following somebody's advice trying to get more custody again., but the real her kicks in and she goes and does nasty stuff. I just saw her video today and I was disappointed. When will this girl go away????????
181. missywissy - October 11, 2007 9:25 PM
#116- FUCK OFF!!!! I don't know anyone with Postpartum that forgets underwear and then hikes up their dresses. #116 YOU ARE THE PROBLEM> PEOPLE LIKE YOU WILL DRIVE PEOPLE LIKE BRIT TO DO STUPID SHIT YOU NEED TO GET IN THE REAL WORLD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!! I don't want my daughter growing up thinking that's what you do after you have a baby. #116 SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND STAY OUT OF THE MENTAL FIELD
182. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 11, 2007 9:35 PM
Sometimes me and my hubby play Britney and paprazzi photog. Role playing is fun, especially when your not fat, not a loser, not white trash and don't even have children to neglect.
I wonder if Britney and Kevin used to role play that they were smart, successful, good looking, people in great shape having sex after a hard days work. Nah....
183. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 11, 2007 9:40 PM
*paparazzi and anything else I spelled wrong
184. Buck - October 11, 2007 9:40 PM
Oh Gawd. She's disgusting. And rancid. And...and....and...OH GAWD.
185. Jen - October 11, 2007 9:47 PM
Jesus Christ on a cracker, Britney. You can't cover yourself up for two fucking seconds put together??? Argghhhh. Why can't she pull it together? Why? It's just... I don't get it.
186. Italian Stallion - October 11, 2007 9:56 PM
Why are there dead flies on her dashboard?
Because she drives with her legs spread open..............
187. schadenfreudelicious - October 11, 2007 10:00 PM
For the love of all things holy....enough of your cooch...please...we beg you...make it stop..if you are unable to wear panties in public..I dunno... just slap a piece of duct tape over it ....its cheap, widely available and idiot proof....it could also serve to give you a quick yet effective trailer park wax job upon removal......millions of retinas the world over are depending on it....just consider it....
188. Marcelo - October 11, 2007 10:02 PM
REMOVE THAT STARRRRR!!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2274084
189. George - October 11, 2007 10:24 PM
Well, I certainly hope the next time we see her panty-less that she does a spread eagle. This pose really doesn't show anything interesting.
190. George - October 11, 2007 10:27 PM
Marcelo,
If you click on the star, as it states in the directions, it will disappear. If that is what you mean, or if you mean remove her as a Star, well, that happened a long, long time ago. You must be living under a rock not to know that.
191. someone who understands clothing - October 11, 2007 10:29 PM
get a fucking grip
since when was it a fucking law to wear underwear?
I don't like Britney Spears and I can't even see what all the fuss is about.
Out of all the stuff you can use against a person, why does choosing (for whatever reason) not to wear underwear make you the scum of the earth?
How does it reflect your mental state or ability to bring up children?
#44 she does that because if you don't then the skirt would rip.
Common sense would tell you that, as would having worn a dress or ever seeing women wearing dresses in real life (and not just on pictures LOL)
#181 this answer is for you too. You need to get a grip. Please, for the love of god seek help yourself. You actually have a child?!! Please, don't let that be true, you fucking retarded maniac.
192. Shitney is a LOSER - October 11, 2007 10:31 PM
#21 - Don't bother explaining logically why Shitney has to display her cooch a day before her custody court date. These britaloonies can't even understand your sentences. They only hear things like .... leave her alone, she has post-partum depression...oh, it's the paps fault. It's because they follow her and point cameras at her from every angle...Give her a break, she's still getting over being married to KFed....She was five hours late because she overslept because the new sleeping pills she was prescribed were too strong and ad infinitum. It's never her fault. According to her fans, Shitney bears no responsability and sufers no consecuence. It's quite pathetic that they believe their own desperate attempts to maintain their misguided idolatry of such a miserable excuse of a human being.
193. FRIST!!! - October 11, 2007 10:32 PM
That's funny, #57, cause you are a troll. Everybody knows my twin loves Britney even though I beat her upside the head singing "Ooops I did it again".
Sisters are fun to punch
194. sicasso - October 11, 2007 10:33 PM
simply put: is it that hard to remember to slip on some undies? even just a g-string or something? something? hello? sure, no laws were broken, but there is that old "common sense" thing that seems to have escaped the poor fucktard's world.
someone put this white trash Louisiana swamp slut back out to pasture.
195. FRIST!!! - October 11, 2007 10:46 PM
What, I've gone commando from time to time, not a big deal.
UNLESS YOU ARE A CELEBRITY BEING PHOTOED 24/7
Which I am not.
Plus at least I was wearing pants and not a dress or skirt at the time.
196. LL - October 11, 2007 10:49 PM
I agree with Bunny Butt and also whoever said Britney is basically an attention whore. Showing the twat and the tits is how women who have nothing else get attention, from everyone, but especially from men. If you need an ego boost, just spread 'em. Works every time. We really should be encouraging a mother of two to show her vag every chance she gets, that makes perfect sense. And people wonder where criminals come from. With K-Fed as a dad and basically a stripper for a mom, those kids have a pretty good shot at ending up in some sort of facility by the time they're teenagers. One of them will be sent away for murdering blonde hookers and the other one will be arrested in an airport bathroom for soliciting. And he'll be the really accomplished one in the family.
197. Karen - October 11, 2007 10:59 PM
Just to cleanse the palette before more bashing, here' somebody with a heart:
" Brooks Shields, who suffered postpartum depression following the birth of her first daughter Rowan Francis, is concerned tabloid media focus could be aggravating Britney's condition.
In a been there, done that talk with Access Hollywood at an event in New York last night, Brook was asked if she felt Britney Spears was suffering from postpartum.
Before responding Brooke first chose to emphasize the possible adverse impact of tabloid media focus on Britney's condition.
"She's followed every moment of her life and she's documented every minute of her life…If I had been when I was going through postpartum, you probably would have more to talk about… So if that is in fact the case, I don't doubt it," Shields noted.
If Britney is suffering from postpartum Brooke said, "then it really needs to be reckoned with and it's very common and she'll get through it."
"I hope she's fine, but I believe she's going to be fine and she just needs the support and her kids, she's their only mom and she'll earn that back in her own mind," she added,
Britney Spears has reportedly been reading Brooke Shield's book "Down Came the Rain," to cope with her postpartum depression.
"If she's reading my book, I hope it's helping her. If it's not and she wants to talk to someone, I'm available," Shields said. "
198. Carly . - October 11, 2007 11:09 PM
Here's an idea----
If you don't want to be disgusted, don't click on the bigger, NSFW picture.
Is that so hard? It's not as if you open an internet page to look for a lamp or something and her uncensored vagina is suddenly staring you in face.
If someone says here is a picture of a mauled animal, it's gory, there are guts everywhere. It will shock and offend you... do I click on it? No.
If I did I would it make sense for me to complain afterwards about the fact that I didn't like the picture?
Animals get mauled, fact of life. Britney doesn't wear panties, fact of life. If you don't want to see it, do not click on the pictures... simple.
199. Katie - October 11, 2007 11:13 PM
I think Britney should go into rehab for a long time so she can get away from all the Media...it's enough to make anyone go a little crazy at times...imagine being followed everyday and every move...that's just insane...i wish for her they would JUST LEAVE HER ALONE! Britney is a great girl you could say she is still an innocent girl, she seems genuinely kind and it seems she has been taken advantage of because of this.
My message to Britney...it's okay she's not alone their are so many people in her shoes it's just too bad that the world needs to be there when she is trying to recover. We love you Britney and pray for you to get stronger everyday so that you can be the best Mom that you are to your children again.
Have faith Britney...we're counting on you!!!!
200. ha8ter - October 11, 2007 11:14 PM
# 197
"I hope she's fine, but I believe she's going to be fine and she just needs the support and her kids, she's their only mom and she'll earn that back in her own mind," she added.
HUH???????????????? Uh, Brooke, you might want to just keep your mouth shut and let your ghostwriter do the talking.
201. hausfrau - October 11, 2007 11:15 PM
#198 Uh, I was just looking for a lamp.
202. britney spears - October 11, 2007 11:26 PM
Dear Katie:
Wow, thanks for writing! But just to let you know, I'm fine. Things are great with me and the kids, even though I can hardly ever find them anymore, and I am shopping now MORE THAN EVER!!!! I love my dog. I drink and do coke and pop some pills on occasion, but hey- who doesn't?? I do feel bad about stealing my grandma's clothes and wearing them all over town, but I put them right back after I'm done, and she never notices all the stains, because, well, let's just say she's not the neatest eater! Oh, and I HATE UNDERWEAR!!! The body is a beautiful thing, and since I've had kids, I feel much more womanly and curvy, and I want to really show the world that I feel fantastic about who I really am. So keep sending out those great fan vibes, cause I can really feel them!! And don't worry about the paparazzi- I am the one who calls THEM, and stupid idiots- they come running just to WATCH ME BUY A CUP OF COFFEE!! LOL!!! Luv ya, Britney Spears
203. jannie - October 11, 2007 11:29 PM
Just because someone becomes famous doesn't mean they aren't human, don't make mistakes, don't lose their cool and decide that's it, I'll really offend them if that's what they want. I bet you never flip off people that cut you off on the road. You probably never used an expletive against someone either. Not one sexual indiscretion in your entire life. Yea right. Judge not lest ye be judged.
204. Carly . - October 11, 2007 11:30 PM
Please note that "looking for a lamp" was used for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. Before anyone else mentions it ..
205. Katie - October 11, 2007 11:31 PM
Thanks Britney! I didn't expect you to respond so quickly! But then again, my friend said you spend all night here because you have no life. I'm glad you found something important to fill the void!
206. Ript1&0 - October 11, 2007 11:31 PM
Yes! YES! I knew my prayers would be answered! I left this morning with only the Hoff to laugh at and now Brit has made my day. Thank you, Britney, thank you. You are the awesomest no panty wearing Southerner ever. Who could be confused with British royalty. I saw Prince William's pussy the other day, didn't you?
207. Kimmy - October 11, 2007 11:35 PM
Let's see (1)Mrs. B.Spears is not perfect we all have flaws.We as fans forget that (2)She is not the first or last woman to experience some kind of drama (3) Stop looking for a man the right one will find you.You first, have to remember what Kevin was and about when they met.Mrs. Spears what i have to say to you is Be patient ;love comes to those who wait.You already have the greatest blessings of all... your children what greater joy can a person have, your family; see you are already a winner!!! There is one person greater than yourself. Give thanks for everything and everyone postive in your life.If you put pray in your daily rountine watch how things will change for you.This is just a drop in the bucket there are many more to fill.
208. thanks for feeding the beast - October 11, 2007 11:37 PM
Multiple 200+ comment "stories" about Britney in one week. Or as she calls it, multiple orgasms. Way to go, folks. You're getting exactly what you deserve.
209. drfreudhimself - October 11, 2007 11:38 PM
#116
Or she could just be a self centered spoiled little sociopath narcissist with a borderline personality disorder. She has the world's best psychiatric facilities available to her and yet she persists in running around town with her boobs and cooch hanging out at every opportunity. That is not a typical manifestation of depression. Depressed people usually don't seek attention, and usually they just stay home.
Let's hope she follows in the footsteps of Jennifer Mudd Houghtaling (I'd kill myself too if I had that name) and Melanie Stokes.
210. britney spears - October 11, 2007 11:41 PM
#205
Yes, that and Starbucks!!!!
I see you have a bit of a void to fill as well- that's okay!! We'll fill that void together!!
211. hausfrau - October 11, 2007 11:44 PM
#204
Please note that I GOT the joke and responded in kind. Thank you. I know I would never find a lamp in Britney's cooch. A flashlight, perhaps, but never a lamp.
212. aqua6 - October 11, 2007 11:47 PM
WHO IS SO STUPID TO BUY HER CD? IF YOU ARE CURIOUS TO KNOW HOW BAD IT IS THEN GET IT DOWNLOADED FROM INTERNET FOR ONCE AND SHARE.
I AM NOT WASTING A CENT FOR THAT LOW LIFE. BETTER USE MONEY FOR CHARITY.
213. annoyed - October 11, 2007 11:48 PM
could you LAME ASSES please stop posting long posts, talking to Britney, talking about GOD OR PRAYING, or trying to fucking educate us about all kinds of mental illnesses she may or may not have.
Maybe you should be working as a psychologist as you seem to be experts on personality and mental illneses. Including the amazing talent of being able to diagnose someone by a 3min video clip of them driving and are able to tell why she didn't turn up for court even though you know fuck all about the situation.
Although I laughed hard when I noticed one of the posters was DrFreudHimself
214. Carly . - October 11, 2007 11:52 PM
It's okay, 211, I know you got the joke. =)
But you drew my attention back to it. I was just posting that follow up to save me explaining it in future as there seems to be a lot of retards on this site. Particularly the Britney pages...
215. Jo - October 11, 2007 11:55 PM
Britney and Michael Jackson should date.
If for no other reason, it would get them a lot of publicity and take freakiness to the extreme. Then they could do a suicide pact and seal their status as legends.
216. Mindy - October 11, 2007 11:58 PM
For all you haters who think Britney's health problems aren't real:
A Los Angeles reporter has filed a story documenting that Britney Spears told doctors at Promises that she is in fact bulimic and has been this way since she was 16 years old. The article reports that Britney tearfully told rehab staff – already treating her for drug and alcohol abuse – that she “pigs out” on junk food like burgers, sweets, biscuits and ice cream then makes herself vomit to avoid putting on weight. (Remember the trips to the burger joints and McDonalds drive-thrus in the past)
On top of her alcohol and alleged cocaine use, the bulimia turned her into a “human wreck”, according to the source, who added: “When she came here she was shaking and baking. Her whole body was wracked by spasms and she was hot one minute, then freezing cold the next.
“Her first week in detox was real hell. She was in a total mess but slowly she’s pulling through.”
***
Go ahead and trash her after reading that. You're all the scum of the earth anyway. Thank god you don't have the courage to face anybody in real life.
217. Megan - October 12, 2007 12:01 AM
How is she not GETTING THIS?! I would respect her more if she just came out like, "Yeah, I love vagina, love showing mine, I think it's gorgeous and arty for some reason." Cause that's gross, but not as gross as pretending to be oblivious that there's a breeze in your cooch.
218. Megan - October 12, 2007 12:03 AM
P.S. Why is "Scum of the earth" MINDY reading this website anyways? Little Miss High and Mighty slummin' it on The Superficial for her celeb gossip? Stick to People.com honey.
219. mindymandy - October 12, 2007 12:05 AM
ANYONE NAMED MINDY OR MANDY IS BANNED FROM THIS SITE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
And MINDY #216, I DON'T THINK BRITNEY WAS EVEN IN REHAB FOR MORE THAN ONE DAY, SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE THE ANON. LA REPORTER'S WORDS WITH A LITTLE SALT, SUGAR.
220. Mindy - October 12, 2007 12:08 AM
#219 is a fat...
221. Mandy - October 12, 2007 12:09 AM
...loser.
222. i love idiots who try to sound smart - October 12, 2007 12:11 AM
#219 - take your own salt - and shove it up your ass, sugar. She spent a month at Promises the second time she checked in. What's the matter, can't count to two?
223. Danni - October 12, 2007 12:16 AM
Yeah Brit chose Kevin Maybe but what if he chose her? you know she didn't do the drugs till he came along. after all who video tapes talks when you or she was high and why is he not ever high could it be that he realized he could pay his child support to his first girl with the money he gets from Britney and now she has to take care of him too I just think people need to watch him a lot closer you know what they say about a snake watch out it will strike at any time.I think they should take the kids from all of them and let the legal system find a nice place for them and then Britney would make sure she got help and it would help both of them be better parents if they both took parenting classes. after all It's NOT "these kids now a days." It's their parents not teaching them the right way. and as for Britney she just needs some-one to really love her for her not her money, her name or her career just her. that's what she is looking for.
224. Queen of Britain - October 12, 2007 12:26 AM
Hey I am bulimic too.
I told my therapist when I was 16 too.
But i'm not.
I tell everyone i'm the queen of Britain too, but i'm not.
It's easy to make stuff up.
Clearly mindy,mandi etc are the same posters.
216 even if that was true not many people would feel sorry for her.
The reason most people have no sympathy for her (and most celebrities) is because they are rich, have it all, have enough access to therapists, nutritionists, personal chefs, nannies, life coaches, motivators, endless pampering and massages, secluded villas, private beaches etc etc yet they are still a mess.
They have the nerve to complain about life when they could easily sort it and the people reading this page have real problems and none of that when they click their fingers.
That said, some people just don't want help or are in denial. I don't see why Britney Spears is any different in that respect.
225. Lizzie - October 12, 2007 12:30 AM
what is it gonna take for you people to realize that Britney's not well right now? she has some issues. and hopefully she can get it sorted out. but you losers have absolutly no compassion for the woman at all. and you all know perfectly well that if it were you in a situation like that then you would want some support and not stupid idiots talkin shit about you. Please leave her alone. How bout instead of being mean you pray for her and hope she gets her life back on track. that would be the nice thing to do. but people in the world today dont care about common curtosy. got a problem with what i said? solve it.
226. Thanks! - October 12, 2007 12:33 AM
"It's easy to make stuff up."
#224 you're so intelligent!!! I can tell by how you lay out your key points in separate short sentences. Everything sounds so simple - sort of dumb, even - but when you lay it out like that, it REALLY makes an impact. Plus, genius appears in the cloak of simplicity. Or something like that. I dunno, I'm a moron, so I needed #224 to spell out the truth for me. Even the name was, like, awesome! Thanks!
227. to lizzie - October 12, 2007 12:43 AM
got a problem with what the rest of us are saying? solve it
It was funny seeing some bible basher trying to act all tough
Can all you bible bashers please go to church and do some extra praying. You really shouldn't be on the internet, there are far worse things on here than the "mean" people on this site. Why do you bother coming here, can't you read? The title is the superficial
228. Bethany - October 12, 2007 12:50 AM
I LOVE IT!!!
Some good girls found this site and are pissing off the self-satisfied conceited people who live to criticize EVERYONE.
WAY TO GO, GOOD GIRLS!!! RIGHT ON!!
229. Queen of Britain - October 12, 2007 1:05 AM
#226 I don't know who you are or why you're replying to me but i'm guessing you were one of the thick people I was aiming the post at and I got you all offended.
It's nice to see that you were able to follow along and even noticed the way I layed out my post.
That was done on purpose. I went over the top on purpose.
But good on you for noticing it.
You must be really observant.
It was really obvious, but well done.
Oh and are you aware of the concept of paragraphs? I really did not expect someone like you to get the joke (as complex as it was..) Are you #216? Because that's who my post was aimed at.
Okay. Do you feel better now that you replied to me, bitching for no apparent reason? Or are you pissed again and will need to write another wannabe witty response?
(PS-all these questions are rhetorical)
230. King of Britain - October 12, 2007 1:09 AM
Somebody wake me when the bitch shuts up.
231. El Sueno - October 12, 2007 1:34 AM
I'm a reasonably straight, hetero, non-gay guy. That's disgusting.
232. Hemlock Queen - October 12, 2007 2:07 AM
Brit just needs to do the hustler shoot already. We're close enough but let's get to the legitimate two finger spread. With ala ceasarian scar as an awesome bonus! On wait, let's not forget the lopsided tits! hahahhaaha
But really. Why the fuck can't she wear a bra and panties and button her fucking dress??? You know, wear clothes that distinguish you from a lady and a street walker. Fuck.
233. FRIST!!! - October 12, 2007 2:10 AM
hey hemlock, Whaty's happenin?
Good lord, too drunk to type.
anyhoo, 228 get the fuck out of here, you piece of shit piss ball
234. anil - October 12, 2007 3:18 AM
cant she buy a panty ?
heheh...
http://www.jeqq.com
235. jamie - October 12, 2007 3:31 AM
Why would someone strip off in that state but not do it when their body was smokin' hot??
Where's the logic in that ?
236. jamie - October 12, 2007 3:38 AM
sorry wrong thread I was refering to her gimmie more video and the topless flower photos.
But the same applies here.
Her fame would be unbelievable and she would have been the most talked about thing ever (in a good way, amongst guys at least) if she looked how she did (hot) and upskirt pics like this were appearing (minus the fat and sagging of course)
237. IWONKY - October 12, 2007 4:57 AM
Anyone who thinks I'm naughty for saying Brit is a skank can spank me.
238. *** - October 12, 2007 5:36 AM
someone please explain to her, how to put on panties! she clearly doesn't know that...
239. Zapp - October 12, 2007 5:38 AM
Don't know why this is news. I am tired of her doing this. She will only stop when people stop posting these pics of her.
240. karrah montaño - October 12, 2007 6:15 AM
AGAIN??? IM NOT RICH BUT I CAN AFFORD PANTIES.
241. karrah montaño - October 12, 2007 6:15 AM
COOL CAR FRESHENER AHAHAHAHA
242. jga - October 12, 2007 6:39 AM
Photoshop is cool. :)
This is going to be a new trend. :)
243. japanese girl - October 12, 2007 6:57 AM
not again???showing her crotch?? suggoku hidoi!
244. Mary Coffins - October 12, 2007 8:30 AM
It's totally not Friday if Britney doesn't flash her curtains to the entire country. Frankly, I'd be more shocked if they got a photo of her in panties. Ooh, panties...scandalous.
245. Patty - October 12, 2007 8:43 AM
"get the fuck out of here, you piece of shit piss ball"
Weird. Most of the people I've met who have Tourette's are pretty nice.
246. boo - October 12, 2007 8:50 AM
Most celebs who have to appear in court seem to dress to create an impression of innocence. Think Paris in her grey suit or Winona in her headbands and flats. But not our Britney! Dress up to her ass, no undies, shirt unbuttoned to show braless boobs. Keepin' it real, Brit!
247. George Best - October 12, 2007 9:22 AM
Atleast I dont have the job of following her around with a camera trying to get pictures of her dropping her kids or spreading her legs. I dont care how much they get for a picture, her whore behavior isnt even rare to the prices have to go down. That has to be one of the worst jobs ever.
248. Auntie Kryst - October 12, 2007 9:26 AM
*YAWN* ahh morning, what's the blog doi...Holy fuck the "e ending name" tards returned. I've come to a new conclusion, mothers if you name your daughter with a name that ends in an e sound, you have doomed her to Nouvo Skankium Infernum. The Devil is building a new circle in hell for you fuckups. Actually you might like it, he's putting in a Wal-Mart and they'll have NASCAR on closed circuit.
So to conclude: 197,199,203,207, and 216 you are all fucktards. Britney doesn't know you, and if she did she wouldn't like you. Find a new fake friend to pray for. She's completely responsible for her actions and rightly deserves scorn for pissing away her opportunities. Fuckheads the whole lot of ya!
249. Auntie Kryst - October 12, 2007 9:38 AM
Oh and one other goddamn thing 197. So if another celebrity thinks Britney has post-partum depression then it must be true? Stupid twat, that doesn't validate anything. How about an actual doctor's opinion?
You know Ed Ansner once thought my car was running a little funny. He was wrong because the engine was actually off. Stil he had heart, and I appreciated his input.
250. Britney Crotch Juice - October 12, 2007 9:39 AM
believe me...those leather seats will never be the same again.
251. IWONKY - October 12, 2007 10:16 AM
The air in her car must smell like rancid fish.
252. someone - October 12, 2007 10:26 AM
Why does her va-jay jay look like that?
If that is not photoshopped, then what is wrong with it?
Why does she look like "Ken-doll"?
253. mary - October 12, 2007 10:40 AM
i want to be a half-ass dressed slob'
but i WOULD GET ARRESTED for dressing like that
i'm moving to california
254. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 10:52 AM
Yeah britney's rehab worked fucking wonders.
She's a freak and you idiots pitying her for being bulimic come on. Wether she is or not it is not a viable illness compared to cancer, m.S. Lupus and the long list of illnesses people have no control over. You can't go to therapy and talk about your feelings and overcome cancer. Of course bullemia is a very difficult affliction but I can't comprend why with all the tragedy in the world some of you feel so sorry for this loser.
I would have compassion if she took some fucking responsibilty and I mean some actual responsibilty, not actually finally getting her drug test done and actually showing up to court. * CLAP CLAP . What a model fucking citizen. BULLSHIT. Let me know when she actually does something above the bare fucking minimum. Her lawyer constantly had to make excuses because Brit wasn't showing up in court. News flash retard it's not a choice, it's not like oh I did want to go to court, you fucking go to court you pathetic retard. What a fucking moron.
255. Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day - October 12, 2007 10:54 AM
M.S.
Didn't
256. FreeJose - October 12, 2007 11:20 AM
Her vagina looks like a sea monster. Can't the judge order her to wear panties? Please?
257. Just Me In CA - October 12, 2007 12:06 PM
Tell me this ISN'T what she wore to court!
Holy cow, she has no idea what propriety and respect is, does she? Where is her lawyer--good lawyers will at least tell you how to dress before a JUDGE!
She is just showing that she is definitely NOT mom material. Sad.
258. Asswipe - October 12, 2007 1:08 PM
HERPES AT ITS FINEST!
259. Ann from Montreal - October 12, 2007 2:05 PM
Again, again, again, and again. Tony Baretto said that he actually saw her buying underwear at times. Why in God's name does she keep doing this!
260. Id_hit_it - October 12, 2007 2:08 PM
no lips is the best kind.
261. IKE - October 12, 2007 2:49 PM
You know how when you run into someone again and again it seems somewhat serendipitous?
I keep seeing brit brits bits.......I THINK WE'RE DESTINED TO MEET.
Anyway...
She's still do-able.
IKE OUT...
262. Hugh G. Rection - October 12, 2007 3:23 PM
Nice hatchet wound! What does she have against panties anyway?
263. aw! - October 12, 2007 3:46 PM
BritSlit is showing her pussy on purpose. It's the only way for her to keep in the press constantly. SLUT.
264. appi - October 12, 2007 4:02 PM
why cnat i see her nipples like that .. i really need to see them
265. appi - October 12, 2007 4:04 PM
any idea..anyone
266. Leah - October 12, 2007 4:16 PM
this has been the millionth crotch shot of Britney. Even Paris fucking learned after her 3rd.
267. Barkingrex - October 12, 2007 5:27 PM
So that's where the penis goes..... to die!
268. ack - October 12, 2007 8:36 PM
@174, oops, sowwy. guess i missed that one... thank god.
269. oli - October 12, 2007 8:51 PM
#5 SO agreeing with you.
And for all of you that say it ain't gonna happen if you wear underwear, you need to do some thinking: remember she is BRITNEY SPEARS. They don't make underwear for nasty pigs, and if they did, they wouldn't do the extra large nasty pig size she'd be needing.
I think she could avoid it by putting a circus tent in the place humans put underwear... but then again, there is no such huge circus to make the fit.
270. whatever - October 12, 2007 10:15 PM
I swear, Britney Spear's pussy gets more air time than ER. And that's including re-runs.
And that's wrong. Just really, really, fucking wrong.
It's like dedicating 12 satellite stations to showing footage of the holocaust, 24 hours a day. I think it's important to know that such horrors exist, to make us thankful for our lives and ever vigilant against evil. But we don't need to see it every other fucking minute!
But then again...do they even make panties that can hold together next to Britney's crotch? Is there a fabric or material which can handle it? The combination of STD's must be more deadly than a child's toy made in China. I mean, what could anyone possibly do to insure that a pair of her panties lasts longer than 5 minutes before complete disintegration? Maybe the material they use to shield the space shuttle can last. I don't know...for at least 15 minutes.
Panties made from Space Shuttle tiles are expensive. But that's 15 fewer minutes we would have to look at her crotch, aka The Beast.
It's worth the price.
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272. roughdaddy - October 13, 2007 8:42 AM
she outta spread that thing already...
273. me - October 13, 2007 12:53 PM
#271 do you think anyone is stupid enough to click on blatant spam?
not to mention that we can see what the link actually is before we click on it, topfilmi... no thanks.
274. cruz - October 13, 2007 3:32 PM
THAT'S COOL AND ALL, BUT I WANT TO SEE HER BUTTHOLE!
275. Giovana - October 13, 2007 4:06 PM
What the "f" is wrong with this girl?!?
Again?!?
Can she wake up and smell the coffee? For real!
276. Lola - October 13, 2007 6:31 PM
When I saw that, I threw up in my mouth a little. Breeugh
277. T-Baby - October 13, 2007 9:21 PM
Why does her vagina always look like it belongs to an alien? Seriously... :S
278. Gigi - October 13, 2007 9:32 PM
Would you show up at court dressed in a conservative suit with heels, nylons and "gasp" undergarments? I mean I want her to get it together, but she seems to just want to destory herself.
279. Giomon_Rocks - October 14, 2007 12:19 PM
Holy shitballs! I, too, had doubts that it was really a crotchshot of Britney, but after viewing the second picture it's impossible to deny it. She should wear pantaloons or something.
280. Pipi - October 14, 2007 5:32 PM
I don't understand why she never wears panties. Doesn't she get it that we've already seen it a million times and we didn't appreciate seeing it then either???
I can't wait until her kids are old enough to use goggle.com and these are the images they're going to find of their mother.
281. missywissy - October 14, 2007 11:56 PM
To #191
You say "love of god" and then fuck fuck fuck. I'm thinking you're about 14 years old on mom's computer. Let me tell you. Someday when you have children they are your priority no matter what. If you should have happened to get them removed by the state from your home you might want to be on your best behavior to get them back.
If you were a mother you would be angry too, to see another woman put herself first and in the manor Brit did by giving the paparazzi coochie shots. Especially in the light of "trying to get them back."
When you grow up some day you'll see a little clearer.
282. Hot Momma - October 15, 2007 3:42 PM
So I used to work at a titty bar. I have a suggestion for Britney. Carry around a bandana. SIT ON IT!! That way the half of LA you are not fucking wont get herpes from parking your car!!
283. Christofer - October 16, 2007 8:01 AM
It looks fake, her pussy is blurried
284. blizz - October 16, 2007 10:16 AM
What's fucked up is the way these photographers take pictures of her getting out of the car and shit. Give the girl some privacy. People sometimes choose to go commando, doesn't make you a ho or anything.
During the summer I'll air the boys out wearing some cargo shorts or whatever. But no one is taking pictures of me getting out of my audi so I guess you ladies will have to imagine the wang chillin on the seat as I make my vehicular exit. LMAO that's just weird.
285. snutty - October 16, 2007 4:05 PM
For god´s sake she´s in the middle of a legal problem she might lose her children, the less she could do, whatever her health problem be, is wear a longer skirt or dress and be aware of the photographers.
She was obviously looking for it
286. Labialickr - October 21, 2007 5:04 PM
I would eat that thing until she begged me to stop...then eat it some more
287. McLashen ya bass ya todjers - October 22, 2007 7:10 PM
wombat!
288. russell - December 2, 2007 5:38 PM
i bet she queefs a lot.
289. T - December 6, 2007 2:35 PM
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290. T - December 6, 2007 2:35 PM
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293. jade - January 22, 2008 7:53 AM
her vagina would smell
294. jade - January 22, 2008 7:53 AM
her vagina would smell
295. jade - January 22, 2008 7:53 AM
her vagina would smell
296. jade - January 22, 2008 7:53 AM
her vagina would smell
297. jade - January 22, 2008 7:53 AM
her vagina would smell
298. charles small - January 26, 2008 6:54 PM
I am a man, and think it is disgusting that a woman would want to go out in pubic and not wear underweat!! Most men, includint me get more turned on when a woman is wearing underwear. Kinda like having the adventure of a wrapped gift package.
299. james - September 12, 2008 6:35 AM
Britney is supposed to be a role model.
So why can't all women be like here and not wear any panties.
That I'd like to see.
300. Luke - October 8, 2008 12:47 PM
What a morons...Nice pussy, Brit! I LOVE pussy))
301. loyd - October 29, 2008 4:26 PM
hi britney spears can i have your sexy panties that you were
302. brittany - December 13, 2008 8:17 PM
dude, it happens.
she has too much publicity.
303. brittany - December 13, 2008 8:17 PM
dude, it happens.
she has too much publicity.
304. eric - January 22, 2009 3:30 AM
jade, if Brit's pussy smells, that simply means it hasn't been licked hard and deep
enough. Fortunately, I'd gladly take care of that problem for Brit if only she asked.
305. Ryan - February 20, 2009 10:40 PM
Why is there all the hate. I mean you people are complaining about seeing the pussy of Britney Spears? In the 1990's 99 of every 100 teen boys (and even some older) in the United States had pictures of Britney on their wall that they beat off to. She was America's sweetheart and everybody's dream girl, now 10 years later you call her nasty. Number 71 hit it right on the head. Britney is not smart but she is beautuful. She's also a really nice person and none of you would turn down a date with her. Hell I'd love to marry this girl. She married K Fed so that gives just about anybody hope. Oh yeah I almost forgot, Britney's back on top. I guess she shut all you fuckers up.
306. Ryan - February 20, 2009 10:40 PM
Why is there all the hate. I mean you people are complaining about seeing the pussy of Britney Spears? In the 1990's 99 of every 100 teen boys (and even some older) in the United States had pictures of Britney on their wall that they beat off to. She was America's sweetheart and everybody's dream girl, now 10 years later you call her nasty. Number 71 hit it right on the head. Britney is not smart but she is beautuful. She's also a really nice person and none of you would turn down a date with her. Hell I'd love to marry this girl. She married K Fed so that gives just about anybody hope. Oh yeah I almost forgot, Britney's back on top. I guess she shut all you fuckers up.