Oct 17 2007Britney Spears showing her affection for the F-bomb
Britney Spears has been dropping the F-bomb a lot lately while out and about. Now she’s stepped it up a bit with a new jacket that reads “Fuck Off Lover Boy.” Not exactly sure who Britney’s targeting, but I’ll assume it involves a fast-food employee and a lack of extra pickles. US Weekly reports:
On October 11, she was overheard dropping an f-bomb at the upscale Beverly Hills department store Neiman Marcus. The singer asked for her dog, London, only to be told that he was at her home in Malibu. "Fuck that,” she replied. “That will take us an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?"
Of course, the article left out that the kids were also at home with the dog – alone. To which Britney replied, “Fuck! Those kids will totally mess that dog up. Somebody call the police and have them tasered. Particularly the older one, what’s his name? Simon? Harold? Doesn’t matter. Just save my fucking dog! Hey, is this top stain resistant? Sometimes those Frap lids aren’t on tight enough because that creepy guy at Starbucks keeps looking at me. It’s like he’s never seen a vagina before. Ooh, that's a pretty dress...”
Reader Comments
1. steve - October 17, 2007 4:46 PM
not Frist.
LOVE the comments Fish!
2. cate - October 17, 2007 4:51 PM
Ohhh brit brit...
she's missing something... let's see...
ugly sunglasses check... acne inflammed skin, check...
Oh yeah!!
Where the fuck is her double mocha frappaccino???
3. Watter Bottle - October 17, 2007 4:53 PM
You could land a plane on that shiny forehead.
4. unicornzrawk - October 17, 2007 4:53 PM
lol
5. havoc - October 17, 2007 4:54 PM
Why did she lose custody of her kids again?
Messenger the dog......Jesus......
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6. PAULIE - October 17, 2007 4:54 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Yeah! where's the frappuccino??
7. ipa - October 17, 2007 4:57 PM
what fucking kind of jacket is this? ?? or is she wearing it the wrong way....aaaah, I see ..ahahahaaha, she's wearing it like a straitjacket, OMG, bwaahahahaaah.
total nutjob.
8. Phaimus - October 17, 2007 5:01 PM
is she going the crash her car in a canyon?
9. Jimbo - October 17, 2007 5:09 PM
Once I called a ... service ... and yeah, they messengered over a dog. I was pretty disappointed. Naturally I still sniffed her butt.
10. allbeautymustdie - October 17, 2007 5:11 PM
I'm just waiting for the courts to take away her dog too when they find out she gave it chlamydia. That'll be fucking priceless. What a god damned trollop. I bet she'd show up for her court dates on that one, mascara running and the tear factory in full effect like a two dollar hooker that just got busted letting hobos eat tick tacs outa her cunny.
11. Riotboy - October 17, 2007 5:25 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
/not surprised
12. Danklin24 - October 17, 2007 5:27 PM
She didnt realized she didnt have the dog until she got to the store? I guess another bodyguard got fired over that one.
13. LL - October 17, 2007 5:45 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: That Britney is one class act.
14. Guy - October 17, 2007 5:53 PM
She is actually looking better in that photo
15. * MISS UNIVERSE - October 17, 2007 6:02 PM
The publicity around her kids and arrest is possibly finally getting to her
She now wears dark sunglasses after YEARS of flashbulbs in her face
16. PunkA - October 17, 2007 6:03 PM
Just when you think she couldn't sink any lower. Those trailer parks in Malibu must be really upscale, huh?!
17. Giggles - October 17, 2007 6:07 PM
This woman is the personification of "class."
18. t - October 17, 2007 6:12 PM
this is news? uh, no vagina?
19. p0nk - October 17, 2007 6:17 PM
WHO FUCKING CARES
20. teach - October 17, 2007 6:30 PM
@ 14 Looking better than what?
21. whatever - October 17, 2007 6:43 PM
I hate this fucking bitch.
22. Beatriz Chinchilladiaz - October 17, 2007 7:01 PM
We love you Brit...
Stay strong and let everyone else kiss your nice ASS!!!
Leave Brit alone!!!! :D
23. queen of england - October 17, 2007 7:03 PM
Jacket on backward that says fuck off. Elegance personified. Go Britney.
24. matt - October 17, 2007 7:22 PM
What the hell is an F-Bomb?
Is that like a euphemism devised by a five-year-old, or something?
Even my grandma would call that uncool.
25. Ript1&0 - October 17, 2007 8:35 PM
Forget the jacket, man. She's talking on a cell phone with a cord attached. You know there's no one on the other line. Hell, it's probably not even plugged in.
Oh yeah and FUCK!
26. Big Dumb Oaf - October 17, 2007 9:59 PM
Anyone notice that she has her fingers clamped shut- unlike her legs?
27. Melissa - October 17, 2007 10:26 PM
She is looking hot in this picture!!! cutest smile
28. IKE - October 17, 2007 11:33 PM
Blah blah blah.
SHOW US YOUR COOTER AGAIN, BRIT!!!
Wooo hooooooo.
29. flamarkell - October 18, 2007 12:18 AM
I'm surprised she didn't ask them to fax over the dog and e-mail the kids.
30. cookie monsta - October 18, 2007 1:00 AM
what a fkn idiot, she's so proud to have gone from POP STAR to PAP STAR, I wish she'd get a clue how STUPID she actually is.
31. Auntie Kryst - October 18, 2007 1:03 AM
Here's my FBomb, hey 15, I mean you Miss Universe Fuck you you fuckity fuck. Oh yeah to the rest. What a great role model. White trash folk, the new album is about to "drop". Make sure you're first in line at Wal-Mart to buy it for your 8 year old.
32. saire - October 18, 2007 1:44 AM
FUCK
i
can't
take
any
more
33. joselito - October 18, 2007 4:44 AM
The F-bomb. You mean she farted, of course...
34. Axeldee - October 18, 2007 6:41 AM
she looks good...yap
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2279410
35. Tiffany - October 18, 2007 7:06 AM
Hey, Im with #25! What the hell is her phone doing with a cord on it? WTF? She is fucking Britney Spears and she has a 1990's car phone? A bag phone? Where is her Swarovski Sidekick? She really messed up. She should see that picture and realize.
36. Sick of the Chili Peppers Same old shit - October 18, 2007 8:47 AM
She's wearing the jacket backwards so the papp smears can read the words. WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!
I hope this bitch goes the way of that blonde 50's actress that had her head cut off in a car crash. I'll just sit her and wait.....
(Who WAS that actress???)
37. Sick of the Chili Peppers Same old shit - October 18, 2007 9:15 AM
JAYNE MANSFIELD!!!! Yeah Britney, go to the PCH and crach your car and get yer head cut off and help the babies that way.
38. Melissa - October 18, 2007 9:32 AM
you idiots. she is not wearing the jacket backwards. I saw the video of this and she is in the process of taking it off so it is over her head but she hasn't taken the arms off yet. jesus. you all will believe anything. Britney is just a normal person. Get a life and stop bitching about hers! good grief
39. Odell - October 18, 2007 9:37 AM
Is that jacket velour???????????????????
40. D. Richards - October 18, 2007 9:53 AM
Fucking-A, Britney. You fucking tell them-there fucks to fucking bring your fucking dog; the stupid fucks. Look, don't even take care of the dog yourself. Fuck that; that's for fucking chumps. You can have your fucking, mother-fucking, fuck, dog worm-holed to you from fucking anywhere in the fucking world. Fuck!
Why didn't she know where her dog was in the first place? It's her dog, no? I really enjoy the never ending Spears saga. I hope it goes on for years. War in Iraq. Crooked politicians lying to us all the time because it's obvious we're borderline retarded. America needs a rich-drug fueled psychotic. I don't want Britney to overdose until we're out of Iraq, at least.
41. ha8ter - October 18, 2007 10:20 AM
#38- In order to have pulled the jacket over her head for it to land like that on her, SHE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN WEARING IT UPSIDE DOWN. And who the fuck pulls a jacket off over their head? Probably you. Cause Britney does it. Cause she's normal. And WE are idiots. Yes.
42. gerard Vandenberg - October 18, 2007 10:21 AM
A new look lately? You dumb ass.
Instead of fucking driving a car and calling you should be extremely hard at work on yor appearence, your career and everything!!
It's better to go for the option of working together at Wal-Mart, with those other mental crashed bitches: paris and lilo!!
(your heart isn't in entertaining people any longer so: PLEASE STAY AWAY!!)
43. Pretty in Pink - October 18, 2007 10:53 AM
Hate her hate her hate her hate her hate her....
44. Valerie hates talentless hacks and stupid cunts like melissa - October 18, 2007 11:24 AM
Hey Melissa, WHO needs to get a life........(whistling softly and tapping foot)
45. Valerie hates talentless hacks and stupid cunts like melissa - October 18, 2007 11:25 AM
Melissa, so then what's that thing under her chin that looks like the back of a collar, hmm, hmm, hmm......
46. JW - October 18, 2007 1:52 PM
Dude, she's doin the weave pat that black girls do when their heads itch.
47. MISS UNIVERSE - October 18, 2007 3:47 PM
The reason I'm always defending Britney is because I want to fuck her and stick my finger up her ass.
48. funny fish - October 18, 2007 5:53 PM
...that was some FUNNY commentary. "what's his name?...doesn't matter...ooh nice dress..." classic. i could actually hear her in my head.
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