Oct 18 2007Britney Spears really doesn't want to see her kids

Will she please do us all a favor and die?

we already knew that!

Did she borrow TT's maid outfit?

third?!

I was like SECOND! wow

her weave is looking really nasty

I feel like I know where she is at any given point in time, maybe she should have just called Starbucks?

We love you Brit.. keep it nice and sexy = D

I am responding to Mr.Josh Simpson

Why don't you do us ALL a favor and YOU die!! You big freaken Jerk.. don't read about Brit if you dont' like her stupid Idiot!!!!

Is it just me or is her hairline receding? Sexy! Man, I wish she would just take a bunch of valium, go into one of those tanning booths she's always in and pass out for like 8 hours straight. That would be fricken great. She would come out looking like a damn lobster. But you know, she's got important stuff to do in the world every day...like go tanning, go to Starbucks, random gas stations...and shopping of course! What a VIP.

I like to do deep asshole scratching and then smell my fingers in public.

It's like I've always said, it makes no sense.
You have to take a class and get a license to catch a damn fish in this country.

But any selfish cow with a functional twat can give birth and call themself a parent.

Yeah, it makes no sense at all> I don't get it. This woman makes me sick

Beatriz Chincilladiaz, people read about Britney BECAUSE they don't like her and it amuses them to see the horrific trainwreck she is. Almost gotten to a point where it's sad though. I bet your finers smell NASTY...

Hhahahahahahahahaah

Umm, she's wearing those boots, AGAIN! I HATE those boots! I just wanna set them on FIRE! FIRE!!! Then, I would BLOW THEM UP!!!

Cheetos, anyone?

She's mentally sick. The fact that she wont change purses or boots is a sign. Obsessive-complusiive. Hey Lynne - get your daughter some mental help.

Can she possibly behave in a more self-destructive manner?

I eat my own dandruff.

I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.

I think they are just pissed I called it TheSTUPIDficial

She sure knows how to pick out ugly clothes. What a hillbilly.

Britney please change those shoes!

I just sharted, but it was mostly shit and very little gas, so maybe that would just be considered shitting myself.

I figured it out. Britney wears those glasses everywhere and has always has that dumb cunt leading her by the arm, BECAUSE SHE IS BLIND!

That would explain EVERYTHING. Not being able to see her clothes or what she wore the day before, not being able to see her messy hair in the mirror, running into parked cars, fumbling around on stage at the MTV awards, on and on and on.

@3 Veg,
Hell no, you know my maid's uniforms are way more feminine and sexy that what this bitch is wearing.

No, tell me she isn't wearing "The Boots". Please, somebody tell me she isn't wearing "The Boots" !!!

less drugs mean clearer skin on brit. that's a positive.

Brown boots, black dress, white purse and accessories, rat's nest weave, missing fake nails...............nice! She's trash and part of me enjoys watching her fall on her face but there is a part of me that wants to smack her, smack her mother and smack everyone around her until they realize that she's sick and need help.

Wouldn't most people be embarrased if the state decided they were to stupid to raise thier own children? Wouldn't most people care about their own children? You know it's kind of gone beyond making fun of Brit for being pathetic, now I am actually begining to hate her to the point that I hope she develops painfull cervical cancer (which is gonna happen anyway cause there is no way she doesn't have HPV by now) and slowly dies alone. That or chokes on a ham sandwich and dies in a pool of her own feces. Either or.

Are those hair extensions in her fuzzy pit in pic 6?

Pic 7 really should be scratch n sniff.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!

Those boots and that Versace bag! Please STOP IT ALREADY!

OH MY GOD IT"S THE BOOTS! PLEASE GOD NO

#19 FRIST how are you back here then?

Oh and why the FUCK doesn't Britney Spears wear some sexy high heels or some sexy shoes, but NO, she wears those fuckin boots all the time. All I want to do is see more leg, and she could fuckin wear a shorter skirt.

why should she be required to take a drug test to see her kids?????

The kids WANT to see their mommy - the Judge is harming them, not her.

about 29 - Sorry, pic 7 not 6. Not a good day...

just our of curiosity, I would love to know what drugs she's doing. OK, I can see the coke and pot, but what else?

She's still alive?
sick sick bitch !!!

HEY FRIST,

How do you get kicked off the fish? Seems ter me that taint fair. O crap, I siad taint (heehee).

#38 LayDeeBug, how are you doing?

I'm really not sure why Ms. Spears does not comply with my order for drug testing. I have tried to make it as easy for her as possible. Just to show you, here are the questions from her last test:

1. Name 2 drugs that are usually sold smoked.

2. How many vicodin must a 140 lb, washed up 25 year old take to believe she can wing it at an award show?

3. Why is meth better than pizza?

4. What does one take to make K-Fed look sexy?

5. What percentage of your children were conceived through the magic of drugs and/or alcohol?

that tacky white versace handbag has been held by britney more in the last two months than jj and sp have been held this year. she's a druggie and i'm guessing there is a pharmacy inside because she isn't seen without that bag or a starbucks cup EVER!

SP AND JJ must feel bad knowing they can't compete with couture, coffee, or coke for mommy's attention.

thank god she's finally covering herself up more!!!!!!!!

I don't know, I was on the last post and suddenly it kept saying "Comment Submission Error" And that I has commented too many times in a short period of time and wouldn't let me comment for like 45 minutes and no it taint fair

#3, no, TT's is pink. His maid outfit. I'm talking about his maid outfit.

LadyDeeBug,
Haven't seen you in a while, how are you doing?

taint = Texas Chin Rest

BunnyButt,
I have several, black, pink, red, blue and purple. A sissy maid can't have to many maid's uniforms.

Miss Universe.....I still have that nice Hawaiian punch waiting for you. Please come and pick it up.

sure you have TT, rememberrrrrrrr? I have many names, the main one is Satan, but I have others.

Hey Mike, I've been incognito......(Bhwahahahaha)

How hard could it be to find her? Just look for 100 fucking paparazzi on Rodeo Drive.

Just leave the drug testing kit at every Starbucks in L.A. They're bound to get a hit.....

.

So does she not own any other shoes but these awful brown boots????????

god, i wish she'd just take a shower and wash her stank ass hair. i'm team britney, but if she doesn't straighten up, i'll be forced to make fun of her like everyone else. =[

Don't the drug testing people visit TMZ's site? Lots of public bathrooms identified where I'm sure you could find her name and number on the stalls.

#49, don't be incognito, we need you here as LayDeeBug.

look miss trainwreck don't want those kids why she fade away and never seen the light of the sun again

BRITNEY MUST DIE !!!!

Who is this chick with Britney all the time? She's quite possibly the most unattractive person I have ever seen. Clearly Britney's only strategy for looking halfway decent is to be seen with this troglodyte.

#57, at least the unattractive chick shows leg. Wears some shoes, that show her whole leg, and not stupid boots.

anybody else notice the resemblence between the chick that's always on her arm these days and....Howard K. Stern??? we know where this is going now people. once they get a suckerfish to attach & validate their psychotic behavior - tis toe tag time.

Chinchilla shut your fat piehole, you whale.

Britney really needs to just off herself already.

It's really time.

When you start denouncing your children because it's going to interfere with your drugged out lifestyle....you don't deserve to walk the earth anymore.

didn't she JUST get those nails done? why are they falling off already? i bet she knaws on them like she does cheetos.

even a blind person can tell those Boots do not match the dress. and i love her cowlick.

54 Mike.

Yeah the last time I was trolled by another LayDeeBugger I got pissed and pulled out all my euphemisms and nommes de plume (God I'm so pretentious).

Ok, I'll be her as the Bug. Thanks for caring.

(a tear)

61 bamster.

The nail probably broke off when she was scraping the stem for one last hit. HAHAHAHA!

* Miss Universe said "why should she be required to take a drug test to see her kids????? The kids WANT to see their mommy - the Judge is harming them, not her."

ARE YOU INSANE?!?!

Crackheads are required to take tests cuz the effed up, and if she were a normal person people would say she deserved her kids to be taken away- shes a LOUSY MOM helllloooooooo

You're a DOUCHE. Britney too.

who is her hot little friend?

First she destroys her figure by shitting out two kids. Then she neglects them! Karmic Irony!!!!

i betcha that ugly white purse of hers holds more upper and downers than
the trunk/drugs scene in fear n loathing in las vegas

The boots are full of semen, and keep her alive.

is she still wearing a wig?

The only way she'll be bothered enough to turn up and see her kids anyway is if Federline builds a strip mall in his front room.

She must be competing for the world's stinkiest feet.

http://www.okcupid.com/humor/stinkyfeet-home.html

Keep those nasty boots on Brit and maybe you can win this thing!

p.s. Would HATE to be her next pedicurist. ...closes eyes and shudders, gag reflex kicks in...

You FUCKIN SUPERFISH JERKS

Did it ever occur to you that she's a human being in tormented mental agony?

I wonder how any of you would deal with all that success. Just limp by on your shitty paychecks and sit on your overweight bipolar asses and mock her.

DLISTED RULES

I'm out!

again, the only thing she can wear is THE FUCKING BROWN BOOTS!

But this time, she's gone too far. She's wearing it with a BLACK dress.

It's only a matter of time before she drowns those kids in the pool out back, and OD's and is found in a pool of her own shit and piss, and vomit, only wearing... gulp... those goddamned brown boots.

How much you wanna bet those things are possessed by Satan and "speak" to her?

"Wear me, Britney... Kill them all Britney... Kill them all... and then yourself you worthless swamp-rat."

“Hot little friend”?!?!?!?!? YUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

On one hand she does resemble Howard K Stern, but I think, and this is kind of a stretch, but I think she looks like an inbred human version of Marge Simpson. Slackjaw.

Rodeo Song

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

piss me off, fuckin' jerks, get on my nerves

#19

I got kicked off TMZ.com for commenting too much.

#72, If I were as wealthy (I wouldn;t use the word successfull because that would imply that your are not a total disaster) as Shitney Smears, I GUARANTEE you that my kids would be well taken care of and I would provide a normal and stable life for them. It seems that the vast majority of the people in her industry/lifestyle are doing just fine. She's a fucking idiot, and unless your last comment was sarcasm, so are you. Her behavior is inexcusable so quit trying to make excuses for her. It would be SO EASY for her to make all these problems go away. She just refuses to take the simple and necessary steps to do so.

boo hoo "oh you guys couldnt handle it"

HELLO...

it was simple enough what she had to do. She just thinks shes invincible. I guess the biotch got proven wrong huh. Money can buy you a lot of things but OBVIOUSLY it cant buy common sense.

Her friend is definitely the ugliest thing that I have ever seen in my entire Life! It is hard to believe, but her friend is even uglier than Britney. How is that possible ..........?

Well spoken TS @ 78. Well said.

#72, how did you know???

If I had kids that were that ugly, I wouldn't want to see them either.

Those who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers.

She should have never had children in the first place. It's obvious she doesn't give much attention to them them (besides for publicity) or else she would've fully complied with the courts to see her children. Instead, all she wants to do is party and exit cars without panties. Britney intentionally popped out two children. Now she needs to accept responsibility for them.

1. Why doesnt she own her own tanning bed?
Playboy Mansion has one and they are only like a few thousand dollars.

2. Tommy Lee has his own Starbucks Machine why cant she get one?
Or an assistant to get her one.

3. Why doesnt she like shoes?
We know she doesnt have a shoe fetish as she wears those damn brown boots everywhere...

SO many questions... so many questions...

@72 Just STFU, you don't know shit! And damn you TS for ripping that douche apart so accurately and eloquently. You stole my fun, but you did it very well. My fault really, early bird catches the fucktard I guess.

Britney Spears will be killed, eventually but assuredly, from the intense and relentless media attention, her drinking and drugging, her divorce and child custody battles, and her mental meltdown. Please consider saying a prayer for Ms. Spears (and her kids). Rather than focusing on the last tibit of negative news about her we should be praying for her turnaround and her children. Intercede for her and whenever you hear someone talk her down ask them to pray for her instead.

Christ, the true Light, You enlighten and sanctify every man. May Your light shine in Brittney Spears that she may see Your radiance. Help her to live according to Your commandments, through the prayers of Your all-pure Mother and all Your Saints. Amen.

@88, John I took your advice. God said no.

John, your comment gave me stigmata.

THANKS A LOT!!!

Auntie, I asked God about that, and He said your prayer was "Dear God, am I attractive?" Ouch.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE OFF THE BOOTS!!!! TAKE OFF THE BOOTS!!
All of the born agains that suddenly love this site- please pray for britney to have a revelation that those boots are UGLY and STINKY and she must never, ever wear them again. Amen.

Why doesn't she just give the court the number of her local Starbucks?
Another thing- Why is she getting all these chances? She has proven time and time again that she doesn't give a shit about her kids- not the least bit- and there are hearings set up for her every other day. Someone could follow her around with those 2 boys and BEG her to take them, and I bet she still wouldn't. Bitch.

@91 Ouch is right that was a good one! Now I have post-partum depression.

C'mon...no one got my dig at #72? “F'in jerk...get on my nerves...” It's a hillbilly classic and I'm sure BritBrit can lip synch it wonderfully!!!

I love Britney Spears and want to fuck her and her babies, then carry them all around in my twat forever and ever and ever.

#11- you and Britney sound like two peas in a pod- very klassy with a K.

I'm trying to ignore all of you Bible thumpers, but I have a question. Why are you busy praying for Britney when there are millions of people in the world suffering from real problems like starvation, disease and senseless violence? Seems to me you should be concentrating your prayers on those folks rather than people like Britney who have had every opportunity available handed to them on a plate, yet manage to fuck it all up.

Oh, wait, a lot of those suffering people I mentioned aren't white. That's probably the reason.

Did this turn into the church chat room? WTC!!!

if i had kids with a female version of Kfed, i'm sure i'd prefer my drugs to the kids as well... so i can't blame her... they'll grow up fine without parents, i mean look at most of the racist degenerate pigs in this forum... i bet most of them had their parents growing up and look at the scumbags they grew up to be

Jimbo, this is Chuch Chat, and I'm the Church Lady. Well aren't we spayshell?

Doesn't the bitch have a cell phone? It isn't like she can't afford one.

May the Light of the Lord shine on Britney Spears, May it cleanse her soul and heart.
Amen.

After all the sex doll stuff, I think I might need to go to church.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PUSSY SHOT!

Proactive works...she should try it.

#104 Clay, better she should cleanse her face first. And go off in a corner and pray quietly, dumbass.

she will get her kids back now when she passes the drug test!

#93 h8ter, I think the judge keeps giving her all these chances because it is unfathomable to most sane, normal people to not want your own children. And yet, she clearly could give 2 shits about them. I don't think there could be a more disgusting, immoral act than hating your own babies. This bitch deserves to die.

#98 - As a mother loves all her children, we pray for all. Everyone needs God's help. Making exceptions is the opposite of prayer. And yes, I'm praying for all of you, too.

I thought not praying was the opposite of prayer, John. You have much to teach. Why don't you try praying for Britney's poor little kids instead of Britney herself, as she is obviously headed straight for hell, and deservedly so.

Wouldn't it be a bag filled with decapitated bodies? or decorporated heads?

Once again, for one of God's slower children: we don't pray for one "instead of" the other. We pray for all. Union, not intersection. Plus, not minus. It's in that vein.

I SEE THAT SAXAPHONE-NOSED ASSISTANT IS BACK .....

Just the female version of a deadbeat dad...

isnt she paying her lawyers a bazillion dollars an hour to take care of legal matters for her? if contact information was not given to the court appointed testers/parenting coaches would that not fall upon the lawyers and the legal obligations she is paying them for? I mean, I could be wrong, I did drink two bottles of wine, but it seems like her L-team is totally not the A-team it should be. dude.. I pitty the fool. :|

go sox.

Ok EVERYONE - I have an answer, a theory if you will, about the boots... - They are to cover up the track marks.

I'm not trying to spread rumors or anything, I promise. I'm just saying, if we had a working theory, it could put our minds to rest and we could all easily go to sleep tonight without all these questions.

Sleep tight, kittens.

slob-cow

I'm just wondering what kind of a fucked up country and criminal justice system this is where an unemployed, unemployable, no-good, gold-digging fuckup like k-fed is deemed a better parent for the children than a white-trash, talentless cuntrag who's worth $20m. America isn't what it used to be.

Heads are severed or disembodied, bodies are decapitated. Of course, that doesn't make the entry less funny.

@ 111 John............WWJD?

The boots WERE black....now they are just covered in shit.

What Would Jihad Do?

And why the bloody hell and I up at this hour?

WHY ON EARTH is she Fish-eye photographed all the time?????

What happened to Brett?? I was getting a crush on her. Did Brit already fire her? Damnit now I hate Brit even more!

Seems pretty clear that all the gossip about "Brit really loves her kids! She's a great mom", is just absolute lies.

Is that her assistant, Alli or whatever? No wonder she doesn't intervene on all these terrible decisions. She looks like a hitch-hiker.

She wants the rest of the money and K-Fed can keep the kids.

I betcha he's feeling a bit stupid now because I can't imagine he's too happy that his plan has back-fired.

119, you are little late on that theory. People were saying that a while ago when The Boots didn't come off for a month straight. sorry man.

E! should give The Boots their own "True Hollywood Story"

who cares really? i mean seriously!

Hey #72 the doctor just called and it turns out your positive. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

Hey, John, #111. GO TO HELL.

God gave both my parents cancer so I am not such a big fan of his at this juncture...

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She is a poor girl! Leave her alone! Her ex is dating another young beauty on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his love last May! Hope Britney can end her single life as soon as possible! Too hard to be a single mom.

Know what. I better theres TONS of people who have bad hairs on some days. Who do drugs, who've lost their kids. Who wear boots they like cause they dont care and DONT fall into pressure. And wear those glasses. Whats wrong with having a friend walk with you? Or her wearing that outfit. That outfit is probably worse than one you've wore. She's in a tough spot, where every one whats the perfect Spears. It will happen just not right now. So papparatzi if you give her a brake, she'll pull her socks up.

Get better Brit!

Noyb.

why is everyone worrying about her damn boots. this poor woman's world is falling apart and all ya'll sick bastards can worry about is her boots. and what the hell is wrong with ya'll people wishing death upon her is there something mentally wrong with you? hello. ya'll need a life. yeah britney does need to get her shit together and become a better mother but don't you think that maybe it's people like you talking shit about her all the time and the damn papparazzi that is driving her crazy.