Oct 30 2007Britney Spears pisses off the Catholic Church

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Everyone knows priest's like little boys.

She's a whore. Doesn't the church know that already?

U PPL R SOOO FUCKIN STUPID.. ALL THIS SHYT IS FOR PUBLICITY FOR HER NEW CD..SHE WANTS TO BECOME A "LEGEND"

I think god has a sense of humour and would be thrilled that Britney's is bringing publicity to the catholic church.

YES EXACTLY FISH..SHE IS TRYING SO HARD OT BE LIKE MADONNA. TOO BAD SHE PISSED ME OFF BY HOW DUMB SHE IS SO I WONT BE BUYING THAT SKANKS CD

Way to go, jack-ass. As if she didn't have enough people who hated her.

ok, dammit, I gotta say that fucking ROCKS! hahahahaha!!!!

@4 Britney, is that you?

I don't think someone who leans on the caps-lock button and misspells simple one syllable words like "shit" and "are" has any right to call someone else stupid. Go back to rehab, bitch.

She's too old for a priest. Priest's only do altar boys anyway. There is not enuf realism in this fantasy.

oh, and #4, U PPL R??? those are not words. talk about retarded.......

At first glance, I thought the priest was wearing the tights. That would've been a better picture.

Bah, she is a cunt. Everyone knows that the catholic church prefers penis.

Must be photoshop day. Any tubby girl is stretched in Photoshop to have her tree stump legs look like limbs.

I'm waiting to see how many "LOL PRIESTS LIKE LITTLE BOYS" posts that will happen within the next few hours.. originality, anyone? Anyone?

The difference..........Madonna was a SMART whore.

Since when does Britney have long, thin, sexy legs? Can the photoshop madness ever stop?

At least Madonna has tried to raise her kids.

@15
I said it first. LOL
I learned back in the 60's that priests like Altar Boy's penises.

Britney:: I hope the preacher forgive my sin and ask him to give my sons to him and share moonshine hey Brandine,Cleatus brign the kinfolk to church Priest:: Trainwreck and may god for give your sins

She's trying to pull a "Madonna" on us.

Check out those legs... SHOPPED!

so what ? its cool to pick on Christians !

I don't think those are photoshopped legs; it was probably way easier to just find someone else's legs and tack em on.

#22 I agree, lets get some lions.

oh, and notice it doesn't say britney pisses ON anything. aaahahahaha snort.

another one for britney

Oh who gives a fuck about the christians. They're responsible for all of the world's most terrible events and atrocities, but as soon as someone makes a jab at them they start whining like passive aggressive pussies.

If Britney was REALLY cool she would've included photos of some guy dressed up as Jesus licking her asshole and jizzing all over her chest.

@27,
Or her down on her knees giving Jesus a blowjob.

I would pose for that photo shoot, or me sucking on a nun's pussy, while a priest fucks me in the ass.

gross 28. That's just plain ick. sucking on pussy is not a visually pretty statement.

#27 Jesus, can there be midgets covered in mayo with whip and butt beads involved in the photo? Maybe Britney can have one of her hands shoved in the ass of a farm animal? Who am I kidding, those photos will be discovered tomorrow.

Not an actual photo - no Starbucks, no chalupa, no boots. Fake-fake-fake. Next!

Big deal. The Catholic Church hasn't been relevant in 100 years. Once in a blue moon, the Catholic League pull Grandpa Donohue out of his coffin and hook him up to electricity and have him spout some vile against Hollywood types. With the entire Western world throwing organized religion into the toilet and flushing, those fucktards should be happy any public figure still finds them relevant enough to try and piss off. But I agree, it's been done before. Madonna did it better. Hell, even Sinead O'Connor was cooler when she did it.

#27 & #28..............................The only thing that comes to mind after reading your disgusting comments is "THE END MUST BE VERY NEAR"!!!!!!!

DD- that is a good idea

her legs are photoshopped, BUT... somedays her legs do look like that have a good shape. people say tree stumps but i don't know. i see how leg goes in at the knee, back out, and in at the ankle

http://www.tittertatter.com/images/cm_images/news/2007/april/bs_large_10_4_07.jpg

that pic is prob 3 years old, but that wasn't her at her skinniest either.

For a good time call me!!!

Wow, that photoshop artist sucks....they slimmed down her arms and legs, yet forgot to do the same with the reflection in the mirror...

You take your fiction very seriously.

her body is VERY photoshopped. I wonder if she knows that?

I think she is thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Looks like I struck a nerve.................

When I was a little girl, a nun fondled me and exposed my naked body while a priest watched and masturbated.

So I have every right in the World to make fun of the sick bastards that are the Catholic Church.

You can do what you want, I just think it's kinda boring.

Catholic priests aren't original. That's why they do little boys. Little altar boys. You know someone who won't confront them after being butt fucked. I suppose they might do girls but Britney's too old. She might express an opinion or worse actually resist the rape. That's no fun for the representative's of god on earth. I wasn't trying to be funny or original Duchess Of Dork. I was being realistic.

Eh, okay, no need to get up in arms about it. I think you're taking more offense than the actual Catholics. Chill out, bro.

http://image01.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/7/2007_6_13/BritneySpears_LynneSpears.jpg
britney's face used to look like this... what the HELL happened

Fish's display page keeps cutting off people's links. LAME

@#36: You're so right! Her arm looks WAY fatter in the mirror...

True religion is about love, grace, forgiveness, trust, and kindness. Please don't stereotype all people or groups for the bad apples among us.

If she had had any real nerve, she would have been photographed flashing the Prophet Mohammed. Then all the Muslims in the world would vow to murder her for Allah. The Catholic Church just doesn't do that shit anymore, so it's no risk. Boring.

#34. It also helps in that pic that she is in heels, which essentially puts you on your tiptoes and pushes your calf shape to its best.

p.s. Just add “jpg” after the period in the link.

The Queen of lip syncing and photoshopped photos.

What a great career!

The photos reek of desperation.....

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Wow, those pics have been photoshopped to death!

Talk about a Madonna rip off. Briney has nothing original, and is dipping into the Madonna idea pool. Remember her "Like a Prayer" video?? The Catholics hated that too, especially the imagery. So Brit is just trying do madonna retread ideas to look hip. Yet, she is already so tired and dull and boring and YESTERDAY.

Catholics are easy. Won't fight back. Don't you dare hold all blacks responsible for the wrong some do, or the arabs, or........

Brit doesn't have a publicist (or a manager), poor things couldn't take it any more/ were fired by her crazy ass. This is all her own doing... YIKES.

Britney pissed on a Catholic church?!!? Nasty bitch...musta been coked out of her fucking mind.

Yawn... yeah, snorting coke off her kid was way better. Take a picture of that Brit. Shock value.

More shocking would be putting on clothes and taking a sweet little family photo that Mom could hang on the wall. All cleaned up and shiny. That would shock the shit out of me.

PS = Sean Penn is an angry douche.

I read the title as 'Charlotte Church'. V. disappointed.

When I dream of the Risen Christ, He is always naked on the rug with his ass wide open.

Speaking of pissing, that's what I initially thought Brit was doing in the first b&w pic. I was wondering why the fuck she thought anyone would want to see a photo of her pissing, does she really think she's so sexy that she can get away with that, but it wouldn't surprise me since she's probably too drunk/high most of the time to control her bladder or bowels. Then I realized it wasn't her pissing, it's only a chair leg behind her reflecting the light ... damn.

why didn't she wear that at the MTV awards, she would have looked way better.

62, word is that MTV had chosen a corset-like outfit for her to wear that would've covered more but been more flattering for her figure; however, she didn't think it was sexy enough and insisted on wearing the sparkly bikini.

Wow, I didn't think anything could make me agree with the Catholic Church, but given the choice between the woman-hating boy rapers and Britney, I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with the Church on this one. Way to go, Britney. Keep it classy.

And though I hate to say it, these pictures do make her look hot. Amazing what flattering lighting, makeup, clothing and Photoshop can do. Too bad she doesn't really look like that.

Didn't Madonna already do this? Get some new material

Hey kids!

Just for the record, Bill Donohue is a douchey douche and in no way reflects the views of the catholic church. The catholic league is a sham organization and he's just an impotent old white man that hates mexicans. All true, look it up.

Carry on...

yeah take the spotlight away from them raping kids, and put it on a picture. yeah lets all focus on the really moral issue "Britney spears" Let her distroy her life, but let the church distroy many lifes. BULLL

Listening to the new album the verdict is .... NOT BAD AT ALL ... but the problem is this isn't a Britney Spears album, it sounds like she is a guest on her own album. The producers came in created some fairly solid tracks, hauled Britney in, held a deluxe frappachino just of reach and commanded, learn this song and sing into that mic and we'll give you fifty, count 'em fifty of those to take home today. After applying the usual tricks of the trade ( Jeff Lynne in a potato sack to protect his identity ) to smooth out her voice ... BAM ... multiplatinum but forgettable dance album.
Watch sales skyrocket when she kaks out from either:
1)Frappachino DTs cause her to mistake a gasoline pump nozzle for a coffee dispenser
2)Crashing her car while chasing down a Starbucks truck full of Frappachinos
3)Choking on the straw while guzzling a grande Frappachino
4)Having sex with Paris Hilton guzzling a grande Frappachino
5)Driving over a bridge at night trying to save time to get to Starbucks before it closes
6)EXploding in a giant Frappachino Supernova after a particularly heavy binge.

@ 36... OMG! I didn't even notice that til you pointed it out.

This is one move of Britney's that I actually like.

Like the catholic church means something to everyone. Obviously it doesn't. I think that the catholic church needs to clean up its own image before it busts on Britney. While I can't stand Brit, the catholic church makes her look like a saint.

Tomorrow is Halloween, so hopefully she will die at midnight.

you'd think they'd thank her for making them appear normal-ish! at least she's not an alter boy.... unless ::gasp:: no! could it be...? molesting young boys is more appealing than Britney Spears friskin' it up with a model dressed a priest! hmmm

Yep, I, The Catholic Church, am one person and/or group EXACTLY the same as all my members and followers.

Sincerely,
The Catholic Church

Oh that’s so ‘Da Vinci Code’ of her.

Oh, please. Madonna did it already and she did it in a MUCH bigger way than this. The Catholic Church has withstood far worse assaults and accusations and controversies than Britney and some guy in a priest costume. It's just pathetic. Come on, Britney, shave your head again or do something actually INTERESTING for a change!

I just looked at those photos and the first thing I noticed was that she was Photoshopped to look thinner, second thing I noticed was that they forgot to Photoshop her chubby arm in the reflection. Someone is going to get fired for that one!!

Yeah, the Catholic church has a terrible record against boys and women. Unlike the Muslims, who do nothing but nurture and respect the civil rights of all people, no matter what gender.

What do muslims have to do with this? I didn't see Brit wearing a burka..

Man. I need to get a job photoshopping pictures in Hollywood. I didn't even notice the chubby arm until someone pointed it out, but DAMN.

Ah finally something good taste! I like it.

Keep in mind that Britney's primary fan base wasn't around back in the day when Madonna did this (and did it better), so all of this is new to them. While those of us over, say, 30 find this unoriginal and even rather boring, a large number of Britney's fans are seeing this kind of thing for the first time, so they'll find it interesting and titillating. And while we're laughing and feeling superior, Britney will rake in the money her younger fans are going to throw at her.

Geez, thunk me in the head so I stop being so serious and go back to being snarky.

Of course "BunnyButt" If you want to talk about how unoriginal this idea is, then go pick up a copy of Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales, I may not be over 30 but I sure know Madonna wasn't the first woman to piss off the Catholic Church with a female sexuality. The Wife of Bath's Tale vs. The Friar's Tale anyone?

Just because something is unoriginal does not mean that it is less entertaining. Honestly, if the album is called "Blackout" and the general theme of most of the songs is about Britney's relationship with the media, the photos that display the "shocking" contrast between sexual depravity and religious convictions are being used symbolically.

The contrast between sex and religion is still an excellent symbol, because it still is such a dark taboo... notice how the Church reacted so strongly although it's been done to them over and over again?

Maybe instead of looking at something and dismissing it as something that has been done before, ask yourself WHY it is being done.

Blah blah blah...Chaucer...blah blah blah...reciprocal evolutionary detail...blah blah blah...conservative agenda...blah blah blah...GLBT community...blah blah blah...Berkley/Harvard/Columbia...blah blah blah...

its not only her legs
the arms look like toothpicks compared to the real ones
and those bastards forgot to photoshop as well her reflection in the mirror lol
hahah you can check the difference and even see cellulite in her leg
no kidding
its just that they went to far
everyone knows britney does not look this good not even with magic
or maybe im just wrong and the mirror is like the ones they have in fairs where you look totally distortionated

Not.

i like her this style, it is cool , her other style are also very good, because i saw her pfotos on sugarcupid.com mbefore, she is very popular there.

Hmmm, aren't all the supporters of little girl raping Roman Polanski all jewish?

well, well, well................

At least Madonna has tried to raise her kids...