Oct 9 2007Britney Spears passes drug test, visits kids, and flashes her crotch

Mmmmm..... Chunky thighs.

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Nick Nolte is my dad? What did I do to desrve that? Why can't Britney Spears be my momma! WaHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

@1 - I'm not sure if I should laugh or puke.

I like the way her crotch is eating her dress in pic 3. I didn't know it was possible to have a camel toe in a dress! And of course, for Britney, no outfit is complete without stains on it! I have never seen anyone live up to the stereotype of white trash with such vigor and dedication as she!

What she needs are some more smokes and some siggies.

And another Chalupa! Brit loves to head for the border, ya know.

Apparently Starbucks and a Chalupa is the new Ciggies and a Red Bull. And she wears it so well.

with all the shopping she does, why, oh why can't she buy some new shoes? those boots have got to be pretty ripe by now.

Looks to me like she's been shootin' chalupas out of that massive worm hole of hers. Christ. You could go spalunking in that massive cavern of hers. I bet you the cum that keeps getting shot in there forms some pretty impressive stalagmites and stalagtights.

BTW Britney: Those iced coffee drinks are basically like ice cream. You can't have one every day and not get fat. Just thought you should know. In case you care. Oh you don't? Nevermind then.

BOOOOOOOOOOORING!

I'm glad I saw these pictures of Britney's braless breasts.
It reminds me that I need to make a donation to the zoo for the new gorilla exhibit.

Did she just leap out of that huge trash bin behind her? She's dirty, and so is her dress.

OOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG I LUV U BRIT BRIT IM A BIG FAN OF U I LOVE UR NEW SONG ITS FABULAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM UR NUMBER 1 FAN!

This is the walking definition of a "HAG"

Why is she wearing a tablecloth as a dress? Why does she have another frappacino or moccacino or whatever the hell that thing is? Why does she always, always, look like shit, no matter the location or time of day her picture is taken? Questions, questions.

dam thats good i tell ya!! I know all you want Britney to loose but she gonna do it!

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This girl must have some sort of permenant yeast infection or something with the way she constantly has to air it out.

#10, that goes for six packs of beer too.

Switch to vodka if you want to lose weight. Drink enough of it and you'll forget to eat

#16 - You're thinking of an Alpacino.....

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She looks hot here! Like most hetero guys, I'd fuck her in heartbeat.

Business plan
(1) Go to the garage sale at every 55+ neighborhood I can find and buy all the granny clothes
(2) Open a boutique in Britney's (or insert young celeb name here) neighborhood.
(3) Sell granny clothes for $500 to $3000 per piece.

Investors?

Come down honey, AND STOP YELLING!

EWWW at those stains!

no no brit brit.

EWW PIC #3 IS A PMS STAIN AND MAJOR CAMEL TOE

u all can suck britneys twat shes freakin awesome i love her style and she is freakin awesome so psssssh!

Frist, I was just kidding. I couldn't waste good scotch like that for one. And for two scotch gives you bad enough dangman without filtering chronic smoke through it first.

Wow, this fat girl is a lot more popular than the fat girl in the last story.

Here's a crazy thought. Maybe if people would quit (quit coming to this site)taking pictures of her getting out of her car we wouldn't have to worry about seeing her vagina. Just a thought.

Oh how very nice of you to wish me to burn my lips and tongue off. U R not very nice at all!

Oh hi, everybody, I just came from the nude Sienna post. We were playing naked twister. I heard you guys had a kilo of blow, so I thought I’d join you. Or was that just a rumor?

Let's start calling her Corky.

I love this outfit. Seriously

Look, fuck those fuckin fetal alcohol nimrods. Britney should strip and grind on the "parenting coach" and finish by peeing on her lap, screaming "this is for my next drug test, bitch!" Britney's too important to be tied down by this ordinary-folk bullshit.

And by important you mean retarded, right?

No, I mean repetitive. Like saying "she's retarded" on all 113 stories about Britney over the past month. You're very important.

Frist, naked twister; can you imagine? Someone bent over with their asshole right in your face, omg, lol. and btw, vodka is so fucking nasty.

We might as well. You know she's already fucked him. He probably lives in Hollywood, after all. You can't be her caliber of slut and not have fucked a tard.

I'm sick of this piece of trash being on every entertainment and news outlet.

She needs to OD already.

* shouts into Britney's crotch *

Hello - ello - ello - ello! Is anyone in here - ere -ere - ere? This cave is massive - assive - assive - assive! Ew - ew - ew - ew! So much guano - ano -ano - ano!

* bats come flying out *

29, yeah, right. Britney will stop showing her twat if The Superficial shuts down.

Brit, I love the new song girl it rocks. I just wanted to tell you to keep god in you life and don't let nothing get you down your boys will be back with mommy soon.

For all you haters...She ain't goin nowhere..cuz its Britney, bitch!

Dee, don't be so hateful towards those children!

Britney you are amazing, I love you to death. Congrats on passing the drug test...I knew you could do it! Keep it up. Love the new video! You are HOTT!!!

What a fucking train wreck.

man, i sure do love britney.

Why does this woman always look like she just crawled out of a three day booze and drug fueled bender...is she not capable of bathing, and perhaps putting on clean clothes? I can smell her from here an its not pretty....

Hey, #37, TS liked it, TT REALLY liked it, and please don't insult my best friend Vodka. She is sensitive, you know...

I am pretty sure everyone in here would agree that she's pretty much a retard. But seeing as how that's a totally unoriginal (and yes, repetitive) thought, I will cut it out. Just for you.

And Barkeep, another round on me. Make FRIST's a double.

She's wearing a see through sack, and it's awefully shady down there...thank god.

All you haters on here are just mad, why, because britney is back and will be climbing to the top once again.. An you haters are just still broke (wish you could have at least half of what she’s got) and jealous.. She might have had her times, but she is normal. People go though things everyday just like britney. Only difference is she is a star. An we are just average nobody’s. Way to go brit!! okay, before any of u start criticizing britney take a long look at your own lives. first of all if you had ur life published 24/7 on gossip mags u wouldn’t be too happy. & secondly, until you get the chance to sit down one on one w/ brit & talk to her about whats really going on, i suggest you mind ur own business! everyone deals w/ trials & tribulations, unfortunately hers are broadcasted!! honestly feel sorry for her and her kids’ but myself diagnosed w/Postpartum depression shortly after my youngest was born (in Sept. 05 like Sean P)could be the result of her erratic behavior lately ie: boozing, sleeping late, etc, etc. only because I was on that path as well. I think if she surrounded herself w/truly, good people she will find the happiness she needs and then she will be a great mom to her 2 kids. She needs to find herself as I did and am know a great mom to my 2 young ones! truly feel that K Fed married her, gave her kids’, and now wants her money. I bet that he and Shar had it planned from the beginning. She just played the “poor” pregnant ex-girlfriend. They're the ones you should be hating on!

Maybe you're drinking the wrong vodka, meow, but I agree about the eye to asshole view.

And upon closer view, I think Britney's wearing a dollar store nightie, and she just rolled out of bed and drove to Starbucks. No, she didn't pull on the boots, she was sleeping in 'em. Nice image she's giving Starbucks, BTW.

Thanks, TS, but I was thinking triple?

LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!

Who am I kiddin'? I'm thinking about whoring my daughter out to score some smack. Again.

#51 You said Britney's back.

I think you meant to say Britney's GOT back. A lot of Back. And Theigh. And FUPA.

And FRIST, as far as I am concerned you can have whatever you want. Just say the word.

Hey 51. Things Britney's been through:

Bad marriage (SHE asked HIM, by the way)

Drug testing (which, of course, the bitch brought on herself)

The '07 U.S. special olympics team (girl needs a breather)

My patience (because if I have to listen to one more PSYCHO like you defend this useless piece of untalented trash, I'M going to go thru a depression

I'd give that triplicate on 21 the ride of its life.

Whoa! Nice internalizing there, Amber!

Britney...Gimme More is SERIOUS...I LOVE it and so does everyone else in the clubs!!! You're doing great...I'm glad you're back with your family...just remember your fans love you and are defending you against all the haters...just focus on your sons, family and your career and forget all the drama!!! Those pap have gone NUTZ just ignore them they're losers like these bitter haters here! YOU'RE THE BEST!!! LOVE YOU ALWAYS!!!

I'm so sorry, Vodka. Don't take it personally. My true love's name is Jagermeister.

OMG!! Who are any f you people to judge someone else's life serously? I bet you have just as many problems as she does... Only we see all of her's correct. I see this sh*t happen day in and day out with people who aren't celebrities, people with drug and alcohol problems and losing their kids. At one point in our lives everyone is addicted to something, everyone has a vice.. not just drugs and slcohol but something... woryy about the real things that matters in life.. our country, war, terrorist etc.. Leave Britney alone! If all people do is put you down then for people who aren't very srong that's all you'll want to be.

Britney, your kids are gorgeous, you are gorgeous and you seem to be holding pretty strong to me. I love you girl! Get strong get your kids back and get your life together you deserve it..

Not only should she be sterilizlied but she should also be forbidden to EVER wear a skirt in public again .

#55 Fuck I hate trolls.

I love the coffee (?) sweat (?) stains all over her dress (?)

How can you say forget the drama? She IS the drama. She brings it all on herself because she is literally too stupid to make any smart decisions whatsoever. And I am not just trying to pile on, it's the truth. I am not a hater because I couldn't give a rat's ass about this nimrod.

Did you actually say she's doing great?
She has no family anymore outside of those two kids she no longer has custody of, and maybe her sister.

Clearly Britney's fans are as dumb as Britney herself. I mean it's not even funny.

Or are you just a troll trying to make the real BUNIFA look like an idiot?

OK, round 4. Another triple for you FRIST? TT take a break, I'll pour the drinks.

i heard that if you string britney up with a rope by the neck and beat her with a stick that bacon and pork rinds will fall out...

btw where did all of the fucking britney-lovers come from? keep spiraling you piece of trash. the only thing that would make britney better is if she had "crazy" lazy eyes.

Is that fucktard quaffing down another Starbuck's calorie explosion? Also why are you fucktard Brittney fans directly addressing her on this sites as if this was her fansite and she can read. Also what's up with "hater"? Goddamnit grow up, or at least buy a thesaurus.

On serious note, anyone know during her visit Brittney tried to take her kid back to the dentist to try and get his teeth whitened again? No? No one knows? Did she maybe make the kids lunch, pixie stick dust on wonderbread? Anyone?

Yeah TS, can you make a Long Island? All this filing is boring me to tears. That should help cheer me up. That and looking at Trainwrck Spears, I mean at least I'm not her...

Oh, that and naked twister.
Er, no ass allowed though.
Unless it's cute.
And not stinky.

Hey everyone there is a new Lindsay post, and this time there really IS a kilo of blow!!! C'mon!

OK FRIST. Coming right up. Bad day, huh? It usually is when someone orders a long island. Or you could just love getting twisted on a Tuesday like myself.

@63 Noelle, you do realize you answered your own argument right? She has problems just like non-celebrities with family and substance abuse problems. The difference is she is a celebrity and f'n rich! She has more opportunities than most everyone will ever get and she willfully squanders them. She's worse than a fuck-up, she is a purposeful fuck-up!

PS, it's nice that your wrote to her directly but she probably doesn't visit this site, nor read. More correctly, she doesn't care what you think.

does it even qualify as a crotch shot if you don't see enough of it
to figure out whether she has underwear on or not?

You think with all the money the girl can afford a bra and panties. Geez she is dirty look at that stain on her dress can she not keep anything in her mouth??

To all you who are calling it a "camel toe" you have either never worn a dress or saw a woman wearing one. That's what happens with certain materials/wind etc.

Apparently you have never saw a camel either. Or have them confused with elephants. If you want to call that a (camel) toe it's a toe of an elephant.

Quick question: A lot of Britney's defenders want to attribute her bad behavior to post-partum depression, but didn't all of that start a long time before she had kids? Just askin'...

Well, I'm off to walk the dog. And when I say I'm off to walk the dog, I mean I'm off to walk the dog, not masturbate. I'll do that later.

Remember when we used to WANT to see her cooch?

@78 Good goddamn point! Wouldn't the prognosis of post-partum depression imply, oh I don't know, acting depressed? Uber-Weiss Trash Ho looks all happy drinking her high calorie coffee drinks and laughing at convenience store counters after buying her smokes and candy bar. I'm no psychologist though.

Well, I'm off to pleasure myself, and when I say pleasure myself I mean masturbate. I don't have any pets.

seriously, if any of these celebutards ever seriously go off the deep end and you barely care enough to be a humanitarian to save the weasel-tards from themselves and their fellow loved loves go to http://www.slate.com/id/2175571/ and learn how to commit your fave celebrity to the rubber room. Britney wouldn't be too hard, just leave a trail of Cheetos to a pile of bacon cheddar double cheeseburgers. By the time she's done scarfing, she'll be safely esconsed from the travail of this world.

Brittney, Brittney quite contrary. Trim that pussy, it's so damn hairy.

I no longer care about her poor parenting skills, lack of common sense, lack of talent or lack of brains. I could care less about her mental breakdown or her ongoing custody battle with K-Fag or her possible drug abuse problem. But for the love of Jebus and all things living, HIRE A HANDLER BITCH!!!! I am so sick of seeing this slack mouth slag who has more money than God wobbling around in public looking like a broke down ho slinging ass in front of the Mini-Mart. AAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!! And what the fuck is up with the freaking stains? Insert straw into mouth, sip. How hard is that? And why for Jebus sake is she wearing a fucking nightgown from the Wal-Mart Sexy Trailer Woman line? And those boots!!!! Those fucking boots!!!!! She could roast her kids on a spit for all I care, but dammit HIRE A STYLIST!!!!

Did someone notice the stains in she dress?

Jaysus H. Crisis...can this fat cow eat and/or drink anything without wearing it? With all the food and drink she spills on her clothes instead of ingesting, you think she'd be the size of an Olsen twin.

Hey MLB can you hire her for the red sox's? tribe series so when the bugs(nats) come out ,that snatch can get them away from players

Give her credit. You would air it out if your's smelled that much also. Her kids are still taking showers to get rid of the stench

I used to think that we were the ones with no lives to come here and post about these silly egotistical celebs. That was until I read the posts by celeb fans and supporters. I feel superior now - yay for me!

Shut the fuck up 51.
NOBODY is jealous of Britney.

She's so fat. I can't keep my saint anymore. I tried and tried not to criticise her of being meaty but...god, forgive me of this karma, she's really turning into a girl version Sumo wrestle.. Where's that fit body she used to have? So much talent yet sooo wasted. Bahhhh!!! At least, try to wear something which won't make you look like my granma!

Man... Whatta slut! TMZ says she is down to her last 10 million bux... You would think she could wear something besides dirty stained pajamas from the Salvation Army dumpster??? Evidently she hasn't a clue her 15 minutes of fame are over. Hey... Tommy Lee seems to be in need of a new slut... Maybe they should hook up?

I'm tired of seeing brit flashing her puss... it looks like it got run'ed over by a simi-truck........lol

It's "semi", you retard.'

So she is taking the drug tests and they are clean. That's good.

@91 She's still in good economic health. Think about it, ten million bucks will still buy a shitload of moonpies and orange sodas.

Lawd sakes, I's think I's hears sum banjos and accordians playing somewheres. Ewww Weee, come on home chile Weesianja is missin' ya.

Um... is it just me or is it obvious (1) that she's not wearing a bra OR underwear and (2) she's spilled something all over her "dress" (can you even call it that?!) and it's wet in several spots... Talk about a SLOB!

OK, I have a suggestion, and I'm not even kidding. I don't give the turds in my cats' litterbox for Britney, but it does seem tragic that her two kids have to be subjected to her for the next 18 years, so, in the interests of trying anything to get her to shape up, do you guys think it might help if Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife got a hold of her and tried to talk some sense into her? She seems to have a lot in common with the people they deal with, except for the money & fame--she's an addict, plain and simple and nothing matters to her except for that next fix. Plus, Beth could give her some desperately needed fashion tips.

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is this stupid bitch never wearing any underwear??? she just so gross!

rotten crotch!

The media should just get out of her face & crotch already.

Let her live her life..in Peace.

The perverazzi..caused her to have her parking accident.

Shame on you ALL for harrassing her with her kids in the car.

LET HER BE ALREADY!

There's far more interesting celebs to Harrass..No..?

JEEZ!

Why didn't someone have a bucket of water, why didn't it rain. She would have gotten totally wet and everything under that see through dress would been for the view. Ah man, Fish, stop teasing and get us some seriously clear pictures of that hot booti-licious babe without the clothes. Damn baby got back. Fine back indeed.

You think Starbucks is paying her to always have one of their drinks in her hand?

DOES THIS CHIC EVER TAKE A BATH SHE LOOKS DIRRRTY

so shes done b4 drugs... so have i

so has everyone in H-wood, even those with kids!!

Courtney Love anyone??!?!!!

She passed her drug test though

She dresses crazy, but she isn't fat.... her face is kinda fat, but her legs look toned and nice here,
her body looks very tight and athletic still, just not skinny

and her hair looks better

i think she is on her way up! ( maybe )

There are many, many ways to passing a drug test. Where I live you are able to by some kind of drink (my cousin did this for a job he was getting), drink it a few hours before you go and do your test, and tada the test comes back clean.

I seem to be the only one who likes looking at her twat! Show it more is what I say!!! I want to see her's and every other womans - I guess I'm a pervert, but hell, I like seeing pussies!

Coach: Okay, Ms. Spears, let's try this again......the diaper ointment goes on the baby.....not the diaper. Okay? You see, it's not for the diaper...the diaper doesn't actually get the rash....Ms. Spears could you stop gyrating?

Hmmm...Why do I get the impression Britney wants us to see her naked vagina? By now she surely knows that's the shot paparazzi are going for so all she has to do is close her legs.

And if she knows she has a tendency to spill food or drinks on herself, she should buy packets of stain removing cleaning wipes to get rid of the stains BEFORE paparazzi photos. Think, Brit! Think!

What in gods name are those stains on her dress (under her left tit and on her beav)? This woman wouldn't get a second look from anyone if she was back in the trailer park. She's still be single living in a double wide and working at the local diner. The only thing good about that scenario is that her husband wouldn't put up with her flashing the innocent public who hasn't done anything to her to deserve that treatment. Her saggy tits would be properly tucked into her socks and she would have bloomers on her fat ass covering up that festering beaver! What an absolute disgrace she is!

#109 I'm hoping the stains are from the ice coffee or whatever she had to drink. If not, EEWWWW....

#95 You're right. It's pretty obvious she's completely naked under the so-called dress. It's one thing to be in your home with stains on your clothes; it's another to walk around in public like that with no concern at all.

She ain't wearing a bra (again), so it wouldn't surprise me if she's going commando as well. SKANK!

I have gotten out of my car a million times thinking "I am sure I just flashed my undies"-- how many of you can say this has honestly never happen to you? With shorts skirts and dresses all the rage, it's bound to happen to everyone sooner or later. leave Brit alone.

I don't think I can handle another Brit crotch shot. At least this time I couldn't see all the drooping detail of her prolapsed vagina as in the others. But still it is an all too unpleasant reminder of what lurks just above the hem of that stained, frumpy, not-even-my-local-thrift-store-would-sell-it dress-thing.

"Gimme, Gimme More"....More what? Cellulite? ......Dumpy clothes?
For Godssake woman! Gimme, Gimme WHAT????!!!

farting dirty Britney

Does this nasty white slut need to show her used up pussy all the time, or is this just a stupid White person trend.

As Linda Crostic, I must say this girlio needs an extemo makeover. ya know! I bet she looked lots better baldo. A short cut with a finger wave or a sexy perm would do her up righto. A good tail washing is probably in order too!!! Thank you all for thinking I am the best!