Oct 10 2007Britney Spears’ new album dropping early

Britney Spears new album “Blackout” will be hitting shelves early. Originally scheduled to be released November 12, the album will be in stores October 29. I’m marking my calendar right now. I can’t wait to get my copy and, you know, go deaf. The Sun reports:
An unofficial source at her label told me: “The demand for Britney’s new album has taken everyone by surprise. People are desperate to get their hands on it.“Executives at the label decided to give people what they want, so they opted to get it on the shelves as soon as they possibly could.”
I can’t go anywhere without hearing that Britney’s album is actually really good. Well, no shit. She didn’t even make it. They brought her in for one day at the studio, slapped a Frappucino in one hand, a Chalupa in the other, and told her to say anything into the mic. Just random words, it doesn’t matter. The entire album was already in the can. And, of course, what words came out? “Gimme More.” I mean, how dare they bring her a measly Grande Frappucino? Britney Spears gets at least a bucket of Frap, or she walks.
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Reader Comments
1. leatherdaddy - October 10, 2007 9:46 AM
omg! Frist!...i mean FIRST!!!!! biotches
2. DanO - October 10, 2007 9:47 AM
2nd :(
3. Jack - October 10, 2007 9:50 AM
3rd: Britney bombs again.....who knew?
4. babyglyniss - October 10, 2007 9:51 AM
album again??are u not kiddin!i'm 100% sure no one isnt buying!
5. Texas Tranny - October 10, 2007 9:53 AM
Uncensored video shows her tits.
http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc971
6. James - October 10, 2007 9:57 AM
I personally am not a cynic. I'm looking forward to her album, it's gonna be awesome!
7. SaraDevil - October 10, 2007 9:59 AM
She's dropping it like a salad at McDonald's baby!
8. Donkey Punch - October 10, 2007 9:59 AM
From what I have heard, it sounds like a pathetic ripoff of Nelly Furtado's "Loose" album.
9. Mdiz - October 10, 2007 10:01 AM
She's dropping it like Sean Preston baby! Dropin it like her IQ, Droppin it like her class..... I could go on..
10. Texas Tranny - October 10, 2007 10:01 AM
@8
Oh, she's "loose" alright.
11. The Listener - October 10, 2007 10:02 AM
Really? People are looking forward to her new album? It sounds like a lot of PR hype in hopes to launch bigger sales just like the oh so convenient "leaks" of her album on the web. Yeah, right.
12. leatherdaddy - October 10, 2007 10:02 AM
thats nasty tt troll. i can see any chicks fat boobs across the u.s. especially deep in the heart of texas. i have nothing left to say about this sad, sad person. except, fish, enough of brit. just like hilton and lohan. give me herpes girl (in this case i mean alba) before the skanks mentioned previously.
13. Jamie-Lynn - October 10, 2007 10:02 AM
Britney's new album is nothing compared to mine! I've got a new album named "Knock-down Drag-Out!"!
You guys had better buy both of our albums or I'll kick your asses!
14. Habitual Line Stepper - October 10, 2007 10:03 AM
I must have a mountain of free time to keep posting on these Britney posts. Christ, why am I not ambitious?
15. mrs.t - October 10, 2007 10:04 AM
Droppin it like she dropped all the people who used to remind her to wear underwear and shoes. And to bathe.
16. Martina - October 10, 2007 10:09 AM
Ohh Nº 7, that was so funny
17. freakwad - October 10, 2007 10:14 AM
hahah i'm not going to buy the album, but i'm sure chris crocker will.
did anyone see his blog that he wrote about not getting the TV show deal with 44Blue Productions, or whatever? now he's being sued for a million dollars by some bullshit jewelry company. meh. i wish the media and everyone else would leave him alone. he was better off making videos from his own bedroom, rather than trying to be another jeffree star, or perez hilton.
18. raichu - October 10, 2007 10:19 AM
blackout. haha..
19. mr. riiiigght - October 10, 2007 10:35 AM
geez.... I guess I'd be slippin' her dollars, but only if i'd been up more than 36 hours and had been at the titty bar since it opened, and all the good ones had moved off to the champagne room... maybe slip her some monopoly money, a couple of hotels down her panties might be something she was in to.
20. Texas Tranny - October 10, 2007 10:39 AM
LOL #19........but, you're sadly mistaken............she doesn't wear panties.................................... pretty or otherwise.
21. mr happy pants - October 10, 2007 10:39 AM
dropping it like that time I got drunk and then stumbled into the kitchen and then knocked the food off the counter and then spilled the bottles of............oh screw it.................FIRST you BITCHES!!!!
22. FRIST!!! - October 10, 2007 10:39 AM
#1 What???
I though it was going to say "dropping out" so I laughed. Dropping EARLY??? EARLY???????????????? WTC!!!!
23. maxx power - October 10, 2007 10:42 AM
that skank britney wears no panties but the texas tranny does......I believe they are called manties. thank you, now get your lazy no good asses back to work
24. Texas Tranny - October 10, 2007 10:57 AM
@23,
Manties are so wonderful, pretty and feminine. They have the best fabric, feels so good rubbing on my cock, keeps me hard all day long.
25. will - October 10, 2007 11:08 AM
Wow, you could take cover under her ears to get out of the rain. They stick out like 3 feet!
26. LL - October 10, 2007 11:20 AM
Nobody writes fiction like PR people.
"People are desperate to get their hands on it. Executives at the label decided to give people what they want, so they opted to get it on the shelves as soon as they possibly could.”
Yeah, moving around release dates (and especially moving them up so an album "drops" sooner) is such a piece of cake, I'm sure that's exactly how it happened. Those label execs are such great guys. It couldn't have anything to do with the shitty publicity and they're afraid that if they wait too long to release it, Britney will have been arrested for drunk driving or accidentally killed one of her kids or gotten married again (to Rick Salomon), something like that. If these people were smart, they'd give away her crappy music and sell a video of her making it. THAT I might pay to see. It's probably pretty close to what Superficial says.
My first thought when I saw the header "Britney Spears' new album drops early" was, "Just like her boobs."
Keep on keepin' on, TT.
27. jrzmommy - October 10, 2007 11:25 AM
Blackout. How apropos.
28. Xtina - October 10, 2007 11:30 AM
Actually - it is coming out October 30th....not 29th
29. Auntie Kryst - October 10, 2007 11:35 AM
Has the record company informed Brittney that the on sale date has been moved up? Wait I mean has the record company informed Brittney that she made a new album?
30. Sallee - October 10, 2007 11:39 AM
Can't take it, can you? It's going to be a huge success. Even with the other 99.99% of her life to make fun of, you have to try to deny that she's still successful in commercial pop music, which is a ridiculous genre anyway. Relax. Give her this crumb. Don't worry, you'll still be filled 99.99% with bitterness.
31. IWONKY - October 10, 2007 11:40 AM
For crying out loud Brit, learn something about fashion! Take a shower and burn those nasty ass boots! And pay a professional to do your hair properly.
32. Tracy - October 10, 2007 11:42 AM
Who leaves the house looking like that? Holy crap.
33. D W - October 10, 2007 11:43 AM
People still buy albums??
34. Jus' Stupid - October 10, 2007 11:48 AM
She just finished shopping in the "blue Box" behind her.
35. Jus' Stupid - October 10, 2007 11:49 AM
IT's her her album dropping early, it is her tits. They are already dropping like the 50 Y/O she looks like.
36. Habitual Line Stepper - October 10, 2007 11:50 AM
#30 I don't care that Britney is successful. People like you will buy absolutely anything, and it's not surprising that character and decency don't impact your opinion about who's likable and who's not.
37. Lex10 - October 10, 2007 11:57 AM
I heard they were changing the name to "Frumpy Schmata"
38. Misty - October 10, 2007 12:03 PM
My heart goes out to Britney and all other people who can't have a private life. I'm proud she is succeeding against all odds...but if we were all in her shoes I think we wouldn't want the world to know EVERYTHING! I understand this is the life she chose but dang...have respect for her. I would lash out at people too if they were all up in my buisness! I still have nothing but respect for her...I think she was given the same hand I was when it comes to men...my ex wanted a baby and after we had our son...he left! That alone would drive and has driven me to drink! Besides she was fine before "he" came along right? She'll get it together! She's a woman...no one's perfect!
39. Auntie Kryst - October 10, 2007 12:41 PM
@38
Succeeding against all odds? Hmm, can't clothe herself, lost custody of her children, selfishly oblivious to her lack of public decorum. Yup she's a winner allright. I mean Mother Theresa was pretty cool, but she really had it easy in life. Brittney's a fighter.
But I will grant you that you re correct about the similarity between you and Brittney. It's just uncanny how your life and Brittney's are exactly the same. She's someone you can identify with. Way to go, investing your esteem into a total stranger.
40. brandon - October 10, 2007 12:53 PM
I can't wait.
I think she is fun, and Im not sick of hearing about her craziness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her style is very japanese/hippie
41. IWONKY - October 10, 2007 12:59 PM
If a person deserved to be respected, no one would have to plead with people to respect them.
42. IWONKY - October 10, 2007 1:01 PM
Respect comes when you do respectable things.
43. 5th_Horseman - October 10, 2007 1:06 PM
And the whore of Babylon shall wreck havoc and spread her wicked ways...
Her beauty full of allure and deceit... yet everyone flocks behind her and the chaos that ensues...
~Revelations~
44. LL - October 10, 2007 1:07 PM
Jebus, again with the "show her respect, she's been through a lot" BS. Christ. People with cancer go through a lot. People who've been paralyzed go through a lot. People in Africa go through a lot. Britney Spears is a wealthy white woman in a country that is run mostly for the benefit of wealthy white people. Anything she's "gone through" as an adult is mostly self-inflicted. Yeah, becoming a child "star" probably helped ruin her, and that's her parents' fault, but her failed marriages and her two children that she can't be bothered to care much about - that's all her. At some point, you have to grow up and realize that if you have kids, your partying days are mostly over. She is no better now than any other white trash skank who had a couple of kids because she thought babies were cute but after she realized kids actually require care and love, lost interest. At least she can afford to hire (we hope) qualified people to raise her kids and doesn't have to (we hope) leave them alone in the house for days at a time to fend for themselves while she goes out drinking and whoring. Her selection of K-Fed as a sperm donor - yet more evidence of her poor judgment of character and thus at least half her fault.
Reality does suck sometimes. But still, come join the rest of us there, Britney, instead of listening to ass-kissing fans who tell you you're doing great because your new album is about to "drop." And for the love of cheese, wear a fucking bra and underpants. That right there would be a significant improvement over your current image.
45. Evelyn - October 10, 2007 1:10 PM
i love your site but i'm getting sick of all these I-hate-Britney posts because as funny as some of your past entries have been, Britney Spears is still human and enough is really enough. The reason she is the way she is right now is due to every detail of her life that has led to this moment. That reason can never be understood by any other person who hasn't experienced those same exact details, so to trash her every move like this is inhumane and far more unrespectable...in my opinion.
46. IWONKY - October 10, 2007 1:11 PM
What if, Britney:
Bathed
Went to the hairdressers
Bought quality clothing
Looked in a mirror every once in a while
Asked someone's opinion of her clothing choices before leaving the house
Bought an expresso/coffee maker and learned to use it
Ordered her Cheetos online
Bought panties and wore them
Let someone else drive
Presented herself as a woman and not a drugged up skank
Got a Pope Bubblemobile
Stopped pretending to want her kids
Did porn
47. Michelle - October 10, 2007 1:12 PM
I have one thing to say! IT’SBRITNEY BITCHES!!YOU GO GIRL!!Show them haters you are back to stay!!
48. Katie - October 10, 2007 1:13 PM
my girl britney is comming back! GO BRIT!!!!! shes hot, sexy and knows how to keep everyone wondering what shes going to do next!
49. IWONKY - October 10, 2007 1:19 PM
If Britney took the time to present herself in a respectable way, people would respect her. How hard is that? Take a shower, comb your hair and wear panties. 10-15 minutes, tops. I don't know what it's like to be Britney, true. But I know how to wash, comb my hair and dress appropriately in public. What she is saying is that she doesn't give a damn so why should anyone else give a damn about her?
Maybe she does wash, but she doesn't look clean)
50. Will - October 10, 2007 1:29 PM
I’m glad Britney is back. I’m one of those peeps who have no problem separating “the artist” from their personal life. What she does at home is her own business just like everyone else, but when she’s onstage dancing or recording her music, I think her talent speaks for itself. She’s up there with Janet and Madonna, but she’s the youngest so sky’s the limit for her. I hope you keep strong Britney, be confident in yourself. You’ve achieved so much, just do your music ’cause we feel you and when know that you have a good heart, you’re sexy, and you are a star. Stay away from the haters and the jealous ’cause they won’t treat you right. Just concentrate on the music, ’cause music sets us all free. Your music is my muse. Love ‘ya!
51. Auntie Kryst - October 10, 2007 1:31 PM
@45 "unrespectable"? Ok whatever. What's funny is that you think posts to a blogsite have a bearing on Britney's demeanor. Yes, you could be right, all that is wrong with her is because of the bashing on this site.
Perhaps, just perhaps, what is wrong with her is completely of her own doing? No wait, you're right a selfish and will disregard for anyone but herself can't be the reason for her slobby ways. It's got to be something like paps that hound her after she alerted them to her location. Also it might be post-partum depression, I think that was the diagnosis from the on-staff psychiatrist of OK Magazine.
52. Tammi - October 10, 2007 1:37 PM
you know what? Britney spears is the best singer ever!!!I love her voice and her songs!!!I don't what people say about her I still love her!!!!I love you britney!!!!!!!!I want to be just like you when I grow up!!!!!my brother siad that i am turining into a btich because I really like you. I don't care I would never stop liking you no matter what!!!
53. JonnieHardcore - October 10, 2007 1:47 PM
'Ive already gotten a chance to hear the new album and out of the 13 tracks. I"d say only 3 or 4 are good. My girlfriend is obsessed with Brit though. Soo, I'm forced to listen to it daily. Hell, she even tries to RAP in one song and its just horrible. Although, she samples 'Sweet Dreams' by the Eurythmics, and that song is pretty damn good.
54. boo - October 10, 2007 1:57 PM
Dear Britney fans'
What part of the Superficial do you not understand? This is NOT Britney's fan site! I doubt very much if she reads your posts addressed to her on this site (or any other for that matter). And if you insist on coming here to proclaim your love for her, could at least one of you post a comment without the words bitter, haters or jealous? It makes me think that there is one commenter posting under different names as all the posts sound the same.
55. Louisa - October 10, 2007 1:58 PM
shut the hell up! (this goes to any britney haters out there)! all people seem to do is diss britney and be horrible they seem to forget just how tantled she really is dont judge a book by its cover! britney is da best listen to her music first to find out what she really is all about before judging her for what clothes she wears! leave the poor gal alone and get a life any britney haters! britney is best must better than the rest! go brit!!!!!..
56. mabbo - October 10, 2007 2:34 PM
Over at Perez, he says the album date was pushed up because the record label didn't want her album competeing with Celine Dion's new album, which is scheduled to be released the same day. I have also heard that Madonna has a new album coming out later this year as do The Spice Girls. With all the mega hype around these other artists, it is a wise decision to drop her album as soon as possible and get as much milege as they can. I predict she'll do big sales her first week, then drop the second week, but stay steady for a few months (if and only if she can release a few other singles as good as or better than Gimme More), and it will no doubt sell a few million worldwide. Probably not astronomical numbers, but a few million is enough to keep her on the pop music front for a few more years. Hey, Madonna has had albums bomb and so has Janet. But they are both still around making music.
57. McLashen ya bass ya numpty - October 10, 2007 2:36 PM
Blimey! Numero 55... please... dear me! come in! Pff to these ears GM is one of several (no doubt) crappy rip offs of UK electro geniuses Goldfrapp... guff...
At least Madonna convinces more or less MOST of the people out here that her rip offs are a bit original, Ms Spears doesn't even bother (like the majority of events in her daily life) to try... It's like Michael Jackson, the illusion of a second chance amidst ongoing daily public disaster, so sure it seems he still gets the adoring wacko like worship from some people [those living in lead lined bunkers for decades by all accounts] but most know he's damaged goods, same for her, erm, but for differing reasons...
The usual numpties will buy the album, people will assume "ooooh yeah she's back" (aka utter bollox) probably the same wise souls that bought SG tix in 38 seconds or who payed $2000 on ebay to see The Police or $1000000000 for Led Zep or whoever....
58. veggi - October 10, 2007 2:40 PM
# 57 fuck you. Pulling out of Iraq like little bitches. When the going gets tough, all you do is rot another tooth. Losers.
59. kellie - October 10, 2007 2:41 PM
God, can we get over this please?
60. Auntie Kryst - October 10, 2007 2:50 PM
@55 You are a stupid stupid stupid twat.
61. Lou - October 10, 2007 2:54 PM
Think what you want about the girl, but her music gave a boot up the ass to great pop music in late 20th century. Not everyone is a pop music fan, but for those who are you can not deny she has released some classic pop tunes, great music, great dancing. All round great popstar.
62. Suck It Haters - October 10, 2007 2:56 PM
haha..Britney rocks. I have all of her albums and plan to buy any future albums. Why? Just to annoy the haters because as long as she sells she will stay famous. HAHA. BRITNEY WINS!!!
63. Alex - October 10, 2007 3:40 PM
Celine's album TAKING CHANCES will outsell Britney's by GAZILLIONS, that's why they moved up britney's release date. Celine's fabulous video will premiere next week ;) and more cheetos to Britney!
64. LL - October 10, 2007 3:44 PM
I had a feeling the moving of the release date thing might have had something to do with a competing album. I guess I wouldn't want my album dropping the same day as Celine Dion's either. Most actually good singers wouldn't want to have to compete with Celine. So you can imagine how many bricks were shit when Britney's label found out about that (if it is indeed true; seems logical, they release a lot of music in November for the holiday season).
And I think I figured out why Britney is so lumpy now: all those people living in her colon, many of whom have been posting here. Kids these days...
65. Linny - October 10, 2007 3:56 PM
I think she deserves all the respect that a person can have because she's also a person. I like her for being herself. She's not hypocrite unlike any other artist. Britney Spears deserves the success she is having until now. The mutiplatinum albums that sell millions of copies, the singles or songs she has written which made it big in the airwaves. She deserves all the fame and fortune.I hope and pray that her followers would still be supporting her all the way. I'm a fan of Britney. I dislike Avril Lavigne, Norah Jones, Jesica Simpsons and other artists who keep on putting her down. For these artist, just do your thing as Britney does her thing.
66. Micky Mc - October 10, 2007 4:28 PM
Why does her hair still look like fuck? How long ago did she shave her head?
67. suzy - October 10, 2007 4:43 PM
Wait, that's a Monday.. albums come out Tuesdays...
So her record, if coming out early, would be the 30th.. same day as the Backstreet Boys ...
:-p
68. kate - October 10, 2007 4:55 PM
Who the FUCK are these idiots clamoring for her album?
69. sad bitter people - October 10, 2007 11:36 PM
So, if (when) her album reaches #1, will all of you admit that you were wrong when you said her career was over? Didn't think so.
70. aussie - October 10, 2007 11:48 PM
it's the kind of thing you buy, lock it in a safe & one day, a miracle.....
it's worth millions...
71. fuckfrist - October 11, 2007 12:32 AM
Wow! is this particular post ripe for comment! It really is too bad that Im so upset with my contract, that I just cant see myself writing anything of relevance to this issue. You see, in a time when young men and women are DYING for our rights as Americans to express ourselves, I just cant get past the injustice that I make residuall profits on everything I write that gets produced, and aired on televisions, phones, billboards, and ads worldwide. Its just NOT FAIR! Sure, the people responsible for the actual work that makes my concept a visual relization make nothing on this deal is a real bummer, but what about ME? I hate to say it..but I think we should all strike...Yes, thats It! we'll make them give us what we want, no matter what the cost, no matter who gets hurt! Now who's with me?
72. TiredofBritney - October 11, 2007 4:04 AM
i have an idea....how about next time superficial posts something about britney we say nothin about it! that should keep her out of this site!!!!
i hate her.
73. TheExpatriot - October 11, 2007 8:40 AM
These news are no fun. Let's just wait until that baby^WCD drops, then we can take it apart.
74. kj malc - October 12, 2007 12:46 AM
How about the Fake Cover?
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/2007/10/britney-spears-blackout-cover-fake.html
they resolve it already?
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76. iCrack - October 21, 2007 5:53 PM
lol. so that's why she says gimme more, because it was actually chalupas and fraps.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah