Oct 10 2007Britney Spears loves her dog more than her kids

WOO!

First. Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!

well what do you know, FIRST!

Seppo, you're an absolute cunt.

big surprise

In fairness, the dog has a higher IQ than the two boys combined. And please, it was a Mexican restaurant. They're used to living like animals.

so close to first

Fat bitch can suck my "cack"

LOL, Jrzymommy
They wanted to make tacos out of her little dog.

"............and your little dog too"

Let's see her try that at a Korean restaurant.

ew. who eats with a dog in their lap?? Britney spears, that's who.

to be fair, that dog is a lot cuter than her kids... id love it more too

I, like almost everyone on earth, have had enough of this useless bitch. Where's a gun toting lowlife when you need one? The next post about this bitch better have a picture of her corpse attached.

I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS WASTE OF LIFE!

BRITNEY, O.D. ALREADY!

I love Britney's dog more than her kids, too. Hell, I love that dog more than Britney!

I forgot to add that her corpse better be wearing a bra and panties.

LEAVE BRITNEY'S DOG ALONE!

oh goooooood britney.

BUT HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPP LOOK AT HER BAGGGGGGGG
THAT IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

i want it.

She is like a bad penny that just won't go away. At least a penny has some worth.

hah supes, if brittany would never be caught DEAD in panties

I don't know why they wouldn't let her eat with the dog in her lap, the dog is cleaner than her lap, and well hell, it's better looking and smells better than she does.

She's definitely got that Linda Hamilton-end of Terminator look going.

I'm glad she loves her dog but it really sucks that SHE has an English breed and calls it "London". I was born in Yorkshire and I don't want anyone like that owning one of my fellow countyfolk. Hands of LONDON and YORKSHIRE Shitney

Hey, TT - thanks for the tip...I'm going to ask my wife to get me the days of the week Manties for Christmas!!

I really feel for Britney and her whole family including her kids, sister, mom and dad. She is obviously suffering from a breakdown, or addiction (or both) and I hope she hangs in there and stays in the rehab. Britney, everything wll be OK and you will be stronger than ever, and you will learn from this experience and it will make you a better person, just hang in there and take it one day at a time. I've always been a fan of yours, not just because of your music but mostly because you are the most down to earth celebrity out there. You seem like a really cool, sweet chick that would be fun to hang around with. Plus I think you've got a huge heart of gold. I can't imagine living your life, have ppl chase you with cameras and never having privacy I don't think I could handle that. Take care of yourself, I'm rooting for you and I know you can do it! You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers.

Since when is Pizza Hut served by the slice?

Hey fucktard Brittney fans that somehow think her life is just like yours hence deluding yourself that you have some sort of bond with her...How do you feel now that this white trash hosebag thinks public health code laws do not apply to her. I'm sure she understands why dogs can't be allowed in restaurants, but certainly that doesn't apply to her dog...Is your heart still going out to her? Still feeling her pain?

For fuck's sake she is such a stupid fuckity fuck.

#13: Nope, I think there's no room for hoping. To have your own Mark Chapman, you have to be cool.

Shit! The year's almost over and this fucking kooky bitch is still breathing and sits at spot #2 in my suicide pool. C'mon Brit!!! You're career going down in flames and taking your kids away didn't push you over the edge, so maybe something horrible will happen to the pooch? Heh, heh, heh.

Brittany,
Call on Marie Osmond or Brooke Shields.
I feel baby blues has a huge role in all this. Mix that with the press hounding you and everyone telling you what you should do and not do well honey kiss your babies and get help life is to short there are prescription drugs out the to help you cope with what your going thru. Get a good doctor and get help. My 8 year old daughter Alyssa still loves you and Jamie. She understands you not well now but will be soon. Take care!
Starting now I will not read any articles until I read in the headline BRINTTANY IS WELL!

That's ruff.

isn't it common knowledge that animals aren't allowed in restaurants? it clearly violates health code. then again, this is britney. she violates health code. i'm surprised they let her eat in there.

Britney Spears loves fucking dryer lint more than she loves her kids.

BRINTTANY IS WELL! For a retarded douche bag fucking fuck. You and your kid suck #30

Very "Britney"... I can't believe things this woman does

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2274084

Just think about it: Britney at the dog eating together. That should be revolting. For the dog, I mean.

her bag is hot, and the doggie is cute
she dresses so crazy
.... she is a trip!

I can't believe some pople ot there still don't realize it's britney and not brittany! hahahaha loooooooooooooooooosers!

Sick of her. Bigtime. I never liked her songs, and she's just proving more and more every day that she's a lost cause.
And a bad mother, pet owner, dancer, singer, and just a crappy human being in general. When is this girl going to disappear?

Britney also loves cheetos and starbucks/redbull more than her kids. Girl is a trainwreck. I want to cover my eyes but I just can't.

Glad to see she still has those craptastic boots on. I bet they smell. Bad.

And the whore of Babylon shall wreck havoc and spread her wicked ways...
Her beauty full of allure and deceit... yet everyone flocks behind her and the chaos that ensues...

~Revelations~

Why is everyone getting on her case? I hear ppl saying she's taking drugs, partying too much, or has a disease. Where do you guys get this information? Come on everyone else needs to grow up and leave her alone. She's made some mistakes who hasn't...she needs time to heal. I feel bad for her I hope she comes back stronger then ever.

41--well, you got a little bit of it right......replace beauty with gut and allure with fast food, and you got Britney.

so what..just go to any buffett restaurant in the south and you can see people with their dogs hanging out of car windows and people using guide dogs to help them fill their plates. Britney is a southern piece of trailer trash. What is so shocking about this. You dont get class from money or because you made a record.

you're kidding me- parents actually ALLOW their children to pay attention to this drugged out, slack jawed, baby dropping, fart ripping and chicken guzzling hobag!? and you're the ones who complain that spongebob is "immoral" because he's "homosexual". goddamn, people.

i'd teach my daughters to pity that bitch; not love her.

hey! Leave the south alone!!!! We aren't all thtupid wednecks out her ya'll!

I fucking HATE Cheetos

I hate to say it I miss Brit. We need her music. I admit when I am having a bad day sometimes I just want to listen to mindless happy dance music, to get my heart pumping again. I want to lose myself in the beat and rythme. Sometimes when your woulds **** up. You need a silly friend to call you up and lighten your day. Her music is like that for me. I get picked on by my husband for listening to her. But I could care less. If Drama Diva Queen Maria can come back. Why not Britney. Brit keep that head on straight. Your fans love ya don’t let us down.

Clearly you are the type of people who would point and laugh at a homeless man lying unconscious on the street. And then kick him.

She looks like Axl Rose.

#48 Dude seriously, You're gayer than Liberace.

And, BTW what a stupid name for a dog. London???

Woulda been HILARIOUS if she had named it Paris.

49
We would NOT kick him..............c'mon.....we'd wait til he passes out and then steal his shopping cart and play demolition derby with it.

#49 Clearly you're the type ignorant asshole that stereotypes groups of people you've never met.

she wears boots to cover all the track marks....

@49 Is the homeless man lying unconscious on the street Britney Spears? If so, hell yeah I'll laugh and kick.

#30, as I said in an earlier post, Britney's bad behavior started long before she had kids (Anyone remember that 24 hour Vegas marriage?). I wish you supporters would stop blaming it on post-partum depression!

#49, you're taking these comments too seriously. This is an internet site, not real life. We say shit here (Do you really think celebrities are reading our comments?), I'm guessing most of us are pretty responsible in real life.

FYI, I tried to help an unconscious homeless man I found on a sidewalk who I thought needed to be taken to the emergency room (the temp was sub-freezing, he looked dead as opposed to high or drunk). The cops/rescue services refused to help and told me to go about my own business. Maybe you wouldn't have kicked him, but would you have bothered trying to get medical help for him?

jrzmommy, that last part of your comment was so unceccesary. Living like animals huh? Wow intelligant. Did you forget who your commenting about? One of your own kind (i'm assuming) that actually does live like an animal, we see it everyday with this disgusting, no talent piece of trash. Doesn't take care of her kids, doesn't clean herself, stains all over her clothes, shows her penocha off every chance she gets, is as dumb as you can get, is clueless beyond all means. So who lives like an animal again.

Apparently you do.

AND, at least the homeless guy wears pants. I commend him.

#48,
I loved you in that Youtube video. Is it true her kids have to shit outside in the yard and her rat terrier uses an indoor potty chair?

that's because the dog is cuter than the kids! ;)

What I wrote didn't need support, but thanks for providing it anyway in your subsequent "jokes." But stick to your impossibly lame attempts at a redneck accent in your Britney "jokes." You're not nearly talented enough to make successful jokes about a homeless man. Know your limits.

#63 What you wrote didn't need acknowledgment at all, but I'm bored so fuck you!

I was totally perplexed by Mejita's statement, until I scrolled through and saw that I had been trolled.

Fucking rediculous, what is she 12? Thats what happens when babies have babies kids....."The more you know".....

Thats what happens when babies have babies kids.....WTF?!?!?

Just because they are sayiing Brit domestically abusedKk-Fed doesn't mean she hit the little bitch. He had to see her naked yall. That's fucking worse that any ass whipping, knee in the crotch, ball sqwashing or girly punching. Poor little Mr. White trash has been domestically abused in a way few of us can imagine. If you want to imagine the level of horrific abuse just picture the Brit crotch shots brought to you by SMELLAVISION. The guy probably has worse nightmares than war veterans.

Brits a fucking tyrant don't let the infantile blond hair and retard look fool ya, I mean she's the dumbest girl on the planet but she a spoilt psycho bitch too.

@65 yeah right. Made a joke and wished I hadn't = "trolled." Coward.

#68, Your post made me conjure up a visual of Brit's twat over K-Fed's head waiting for a lick, all smelly and pantieless. I'm sick now.

Hey IWONKY, Your post made me conjure up a visual of Brit's twat over K-Fed's head waiting for a lick, all smelly and pantieless. I'm sick now.

#63, in what way was my story about trying to help an obviously ill, possibly dead homeless man a joke? Since the police and rescue services refused to give aid, and his situation was pathetic at the best of times, I'd say it was more of a tragedy than a comedy.

#71, Your post made me conjure up a visual of Brit's twat over K-Fed's head waiting for a lick, all smelly and pantieless. I'm sick now.

Fuck you Fajita or whatever your fucking name is. EVERYONE who's been hanging around here knows I don't give a fuck if I offend people. Coward.....motherfucker, please, this ain't no goddamn John Wayne movie.

god brit love your kids not your dog moron

So what !!! I feel the same way about ALL my animals. Pets never let you down and people always do, especially kids. Dogs never nickle and dime you to death, and they don't whine all the time saying "Gimme More."

Told ya it was gross.

Which ones the dog?

@69 glad you could take it upon yourself to use my name. Thanks. I guess I will stick with just plain ol Anom.

hey jrz thanks for playing today!

The restaurants Brit frequents should adopt this new policy:

No Cheetos/Starbucks breath
No Smelly Pantiless Cooches
No Petrified Kidnapped dogs
No Putrid old boots worn with Baby doll dresses
No Cheapass Hair Extensions
No Britney Spears.

Hey Brit,

Next time you wanna bend over in public, make sure I can see all the way up into your cooch. And spread your buttcheeks so I can get a good shot of your splincter in motion.

Sincerely,
Waiting For Your First Porn Flick

Hey 25! Cynthia, Britney just loves it when she reads really pitiful comments like yours. Britney has really conned you, dip. Britney is rich and would never hang out with a loser like you. Oh my god! She is laughing at you so hard Cynthia, that she is choking on her Starbucks, and the cheetoh crumbs are literally flying out of her cooter!

Get a yorkie. You will find that you will love them more than your own kids too. I have two: Tahoe and Johnny Cash. Granted, I don't have any kids but as long as I have these two yorkies, I have no desire for kids. :)

On a different note, I read some time ago that this yorkie had a broken arm or leg or something with a cast on it. As a yorkie owner, I can tell you that they are VERY fragile and not particularly suitable for little children since children can easily break their bones. I gather that this is the reason Britney is so protective of this dog, especially if he has been injured before.

I will leave a store if they won't let me CARRY my dog in. My dogs, in my arms, is not spreading germs or harming anyone. You kick him out and you kick me out. So, I guess what i'm saying is that I don't see much wrong with her position on her dog. Noone here has first hand knowledge of what Britney says or doesn't say...everything is hearsay....and quite exaggerated at this point.

Her face looks like it belongs in a wax museum.

Little Shop of Horrors, perhaps.

I am going to steal that dog.

Anybody else notice that Britney smokes additive-free cigarettes?:

http://www.nascigs.com/

the kids probably love the dog more too

woot #88. i love it.

hey #30?

the closest you're ever gonna get to that is 'BRITNEY IS WELL....DONE AFTER A TRAGIC CHEAP HAIR EXTENSIONS RELATED FIRE'

Your food jokes are getting old dude, you need to start working on new material.

Well I see I spread a lot of joy today. Your welcome everybody!

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Come on, people, she can't even sing. She was a talent-free pre-packaged Pop Tart from the very start, like all the lip-synching boy bands and stage acts like the Spice Girls (don't even get me started on 'Posh' ...brrrr!). I would say she ranks with Paris Hilton in the talent department, but at least she sort of learned to use a pole. She's been photographed in recent days -- ironically enough, since losing custody of her kids -- with that dog clutched to her bosom every moment of her public life. Says something when we know more about the wee doggie than her kids.

Any shred of compassion I might have felt for this girl is gone. There isn't even pity left, and when you can't even pity someone, that's a pretty lousy thing.

Why can't this skank just GO AWAY? She's done, over, no more.

Where are all her little 12-year old fans screaming about her amazing comeback?

I don't get it...she is more protective over her dog than her children, yet she smokes in the car with it? Not cool.

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YOU guys should stop posting these kind of threats: a mother will never love her dog more than her kids except when a judge decides to take them off after reading posts of guys like YOU.
Good karma return! (and this is a real prediction...)