Oct 5 2007Britney Spears’ label says a normal life is for chumps

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siihb

Third. Britney Spears' pussy is made of chump.

4th ;o)

Anyway, fuck that cunt, she`s not apporoptiate for life on this planet. Unsophisticated slut.

Fish you're too funny. I loved the history lesson. Putting Ben Franklin in a Brittney story, that's great. You're back on your game. I hope Brittney reads this. The only other person she knows from that time is Dolly Madison because she's probably stuffing a snack cake in her face right now.

you know thats shes brainwashed right? and you all are aswell. its just a matter of time before this girl kills herself. i can't wait for that. its all good, there's always her sister.

Making fun of Brittney isn't fun any more, she's just too sad.

omg, that was soo funny!

Britney Spears is a useless piece of shit, and "Jive" records are schlock-merchants who don't understand that they don't really have a product anymore now that Spears is too old to give the impression that she's an underage girl begging her male audience to "hit me baby one more time". That's why her sales keep going down, down, down. Aside from the fact that she has not taste, abilities, skills, or sense of artistry, of course. She doesn't write songs, compose music, or choreograph. All she ever had to do was show up where she was told and do what she was told on set. Now she can't even do that. I hope she bankrupts Jive with legal feels and liabilities. Idiots deserve each other.

Big girls need lovin too.Not that brit is big... But Benny was on to something..

OMG! Look at that awesome limo driver, the one behind that girl and her doggy!!!

The sad thing is that they actually believe their own bullshit.....

They should call themselves Jive Ass/No Class Records a subsidiary of Dickbreath Corp.

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Holy shit that was funny! I needed that this morning. That was the best post I have seen on here in a long time! Tomfoolery...classic!

""Jive" records are schlock-merchants who don't understand that they don't really have a product anymore"

Billboard says #1 single on digital, #3 overall. Yeah, Jive doesn't understand what sells. Moron.

So you can be a complete self-destructive dumb-ass, and your company will put in a ton of money to say you're the best thing evah. She should be singing like Cartman with Tourette's Syndrome, "I got a golden ticket". Jive, sign me! I can't sing and I'm a fat ass too!

They are right. It is her creativity and sense of adventure that has made her reach a level of stardom few have ever seen in history.

there have been millions of stars around the world. why so some get to be at the top of the media's interest and the public's constant fascination?

Only a handful ever get to that point and stay for a while.....why?????????????/

the video is on perezhilton.com.... if she could only lose that stubborn 10 or 15 pounds.... then she would be better to look at.

Britney is succesful in spite of herself, not because of her creativity. She is the trainwreck superstar. If she was all that creative, she'd have it together like Madonna on know how to package herself. She has no clue, but the fascination of seeing her look terrible each day and make even worse choices it what keeps her in the headlines.

How confident of them to support Britney AFTER her single has sold millions. What a truly brave, loyal company :P

Wrong wrong wrong. Britney's musical success is continuing despite her enormous changes (for example, she's FAT) in public image. Her "music" has some type of formula that makes a certain demographic love it, even though she's human trash, just like black folks can't get enough KFC. Jive knows that Britney reaches white teen girls' inner KFC nigga.

Ohhhhh I agree #17!!!
And I must add that like Madonna they are both "entertainers" not necessarily talent but, Madonna was smart enough to market herself wisely and that is why she has decades of success.
Britney is a nasally idiot, I don't think that she is fat by all means BUT when you are at the status that she is it is a point of obligation to be in the best physical shape.
Mentally well she is a lost cause, I think that she way beyond self destruction now.

"...one of the great recording artists of her time" Seriously? Bitch can't even sing her songs live. I'd love to hear her sit down with an acoustic guitar player & make it through a single song.

What you hear on Britney's CDs is the result of studio effects & "sweetening". There's a very simple reason you'll never see Britney do an "unplugged" performance: bitch has no talent.

i think her target demographic is gay men.

go to youtube and try to find some clip of britney singing, i found one of her singing and it was kind of ok.

she had big pipes when she was a kid, she was in a broadway musical.
i think she can sing a little bit.

Pith your attempt was wit was a flop. Give it up!!!! That was so random it made no sense!!!!

Britneys single gimme more just went to #3 on the billboard hot 100, so obviously shes doing something right to get all these hits year after year,alot of people love to bash her music but according to the charts alot more peole liek her music then willing to admit,shes just got to get her life together she has alot more going on for her with her music then the average artist. Although her personal life is a train wreck, you gota have some respect for the girl for the numerous hits shes produced.

#24 don't blame me for your intellectual limitations.

I don't know if it's already been said, but the only thing left for her to do is convert to Scientology. She's done everything else already.

i think you meant #25
britney's crazy!!!

Crystal meth is a terrible drug.

:(

Britney's claim to fame was her body. Before her babies she had a body fine enough to make grown men cry. Britney never could sing any better than anybody having an unihibited moment. She couldn't dance either. She could gyrate though. So when you coupled wiggling with her fine body you had her money maker. Saying she was a singer is the lie (she's a lip-syncher) people tell themselves because they won't admit they want to be hypnotized watching young Brit's fine butt shake. Her body is over without surgery. Ask Demi Moore. Brit ain't 18 and a 25 year old mom of two can never go back. It's over Britney take the money and run.

Wtf? She's released a single? Has she? Has she really? Really has she? Really? Has she?

i always liked her face ( when washed of course ). AND her body
she COULD get it back.
she was thinner than this right when she filed for divorve, and when she came back from rehab.
she eats crap
she could eat healthy food instead
her skin still looks tight
demi moore had had 3 children when she did Striptease
celebrity moms CAN get their bodies back.

Her music sucked before and it sucks now. The only difference is that now, a big fat drug-addicted slutpig is hovering around in the video, like one of the visual effects at a Pink Floyd concert. But still she's at the top of the pop charts. There's only one conclusion to draw: young American girls are total retards. In the words of another of your American cultural achievements (Milli Vanilli), girl you know it's true.

Celebrities are human beings? I had no idea. Thank Jebus Jive Records is here to give us all the 411 (or whatever the kids are calling it now). And what are the challenges Britney has that the rest of us can't imagine? Walking in a straight line? Going through one day without being wasted? Keeping our clothes on and actually working for a living instead of gyrating like a lap dancer? Taking care of our kids? Poor Britney, she's had to endure so much, one day they'll make a movie about her, like "Coal Miner's Daughter." We'll get to see a reenactment of her two wedding nights. Can't wait for that.

Also, the fact that Britney's record/song has sold to several million chumps (out of a population of 300 million in the US) is not really a ringing endorsement of her talent, just a function of the fact that millions of people have more money than brains. Nothing I didn't already know.

Dawn, #26: PLEASE learn spelling and punctuation.

Thank you.

Britney is horrible. Her video horrific, most of it is blurred for a reason. http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/05/britneys-gimme-more-video-more-of-a-biopic/

just to clarify,
milli vanilli were lip synching, but the track they were lip synching over was sung by two different men... i think that was the scandal

a lot of people lip synch.

hey ky, oops, I mean kj: You don't have to say "first". We already know what grade you and your mom are in.

Puh! They just wanna get paid. Ass kissers.

Poor little rich girl.

Jive and Marcellina suck. Dogs. For nickels. And give 3 cents change.

I'm surprised. I expected a total flop, like her VMA performance. To release a single that sells that well is impressive, given the total wreck that she's become. I can say this because unlike you people, I'm not so consumed with bitterness that I have to deny the reality of accomplishments by people I don't like.

Now I realize why they named their company "Jive": the label actually said that Britney's new album (trash) will "secure her reputation as one of the greatest recording stars of her time." Now that's some jive-ass shit. Ridiculous. I could record platnum selling records if I happened to have other people making all of the decisions for me. And if I sacrificed artistic integrity for something much less, say, maybe, "Hit me baby one more time", or, "Lucky". Who are these slobs? Fuck you, Jive. Rich fucks.

steve's keyboard always smells like a five year old boy's ass. Cmon, steve, at least wash your hands afterwards.

Hey 6. What if she takes the sister with her? the Mom too! That would be SO AWSOME! Murder/suicide Brit! Murder/suicide! Can't wait for you to go tits up hon!

One more thing. Dawn, #26, you're a fucking moron. I hope you know this. Britney's "music"? Are you shitting me? You've got to be retarded. Are you? Retarded? The fact that the "charts" show great sells says more about people like you, than it does about Spears' shitty songs.

If 'the greatest recording artist of our times' is someone who doesn't write, play on or (thanks to studio technology) really sing on any of her songs then we're completely fucked as a species.

Oh and I'm soooo fucking sick of that 'she's dealing with things you'll never know' bullshit. What ? Like raising 2 kids with only the help of 50 mexican maids and 5 professional nannies ? Of being photographed everytime she goes out to paparazzi hotspot clubs ? All this fat fucking filthy looking tramp is living with is her own spoiled attitude and lack of self control. Give me millions upon millions of dollars for wobbling around on a stage for a few minutes every six months while a shitty backing track plays and I promise you I'll be able to 'cope'.

LMAO! Man, most of these comments are hilarious! I can almost see the bitter tears welling up in the eyes of the commenters. Hahahaha!!! What tiny people you are!

#22.... read slower next time... "she's one of the great RECORDING artists of her time"

and she still sucks, even with studio effects.

Thanks for the laugh. "She faces challenges that most of us can't really imagine." Like, "I was totally at Starbucks yesterday, too, and the day before that, and I don't really want the same thing, what should I order?" Along those lines? 'Cause, like me for instance, "challenges" like paying the mortgage, getting to work on time, feeding the kids on a budget, finishing off that project at 2:00 am because I had to leave work early to get the little one to Pony League practice - these types of things really do pale next to the great Starbucks dilemma and that difficult, difficult choice of which trashy boots to wear with the tacky minidress.

Normally my posts are pretty lighthearted, cruel and celeb hating but lighthearted. This isn't my usual tone for the superficial but nevertheless I am going to say what I want to say and if people make fun of it that's there problem not mine.

"But she[britney] faces challenges that most of us can’t really imagine.” What a bunch of fucking bullshit

I suggested this little brat go live in Africa or spend a few hours or days at a childrens hospital. There are so many people out there who struggle with challenges this horrible spoilt little bitch could never imagine. FUCK YOU BRITNEY and fuck her sick slimy money hungry label. She is healthy, out of shape but, she doesn't have cancer, she has too children of her own and she has the kind of money to never have to struggle to feed her kids like so many parents do.

There are little infants hooked up to machines and children who can't go home and spend all summer, all year in a hospital bed, children all over the world who really know what it is to be starving, there are families who have lost their loved ones in war, there are people that don't have a home, people who have seen their entire families murdered, there are people today who will find out they are dying, there are woman who want children more than anything but can't have them, there are people who risk their lives everyday and will die saving a strangers life, there are kids who have to live with the memory of watching their classmates being shot to death and the list goes on and on.

This world is full of tragedy and Britney Spears and her selfish little saga is no fucking tragedy.

So many people go through so much pain but they live their life with dignity they don't waste or throw away chances. Do you know how many people would love to have what this little brat takes for granted. It's absolutely disgusting to see people pity this ridiculous human being. She is a nightmare and it's people like her that are realy ruining the world.

My beaytiful wife always took care of herself she was always slim and in fantastic shape. She's the same age as Britney we don't really have two cents to rub together and she has to spend three days a week in hospital, she's seriously ill and there is nothing she can or could have done to change it. We just found out she can't have children of her own and her future is a big question mark. She's incredible, she never feels sorry for herself. The only times I see her cry is when she sees sad stories on the news, the day we realized we could no longer afford to sponsor a child in Africa and when she came home from having tests at the childrens hospital because she can't bear to see all those kids suffering. My wife would gladly lie down her life to give all those children their health back or to change the world for the better. Her biggest fear is that she will never be able to make a difference. She's to sick to volunteer and we don't have enough money to donate any and all she wants is to be healthy enough to give back and make a difference.

Britney could learn a lot from someone like my wife. It's really sad to see the media waste ink and film on someone so useless and selfish.

The lesson is LIFE DOESN'T OWE YOU A FUCKING THING. Get over yourself ,quit feeling sorry for yourself and go make a fucking contribution to society instead of constantly taking. It's pittiful to see someone waste and destroy their life.

pardon my spelling.

"and we’re confident that it will secure her reputation as one of the great recording artists of her time."

GIVE ME A BREAK! What are these maroons at Jive records smoking?
Seems as if their sense of hearing has been destroyed by the amount of coke they have snorted and smoked up into their olafactory system!

Poor losers!

Britney has become the biggest FRAUD of her generation. And any person that spends a plug nickel buying her music should be taken out behind the wood shed and have some sense beaten into their pathetic fried brains.

#52, thanks for crying me.

#55. No problem River. It's really hard having a heart and a brain but being a river you wouldn't know what I'm taking about. It must be difficult to not even be able to shed a tear yourself. What a miserable shallow life you must lead.

No offense, but are you ever going to shut up?

Why would I when it is annoying you so much.

Hmmmm I see so being an average or good mother to your kids is less important than being a washed up celebrity fuck up at 25?

Good enough. Just let me know when you're going to go to all-caps again. Those are the important parts, right?

Yep I like to help the retards out. life is so hard for them as it is.

correction:
LIFE IS HARD.

Actually variation in case makes written passages easier to follow visually.

Mrs. Whitmore?
(Wait no that old bag was never married).
Miss. Whitmore?

Her record label is just trying to keep their Cash Cow happy. If she kills herself now, how will they get any PR like this again. I still can't believe that the major 24-hour news stations actually give us stories about her. I understand the Entertainment Shows, but nothing about her is legitimate news. Oh well, it just shows you that everyone really does slow down to watch a train wreck.

LL, I love your post! (#35) Wonderfully said!

(And I, too, enjoyed a good chuckle at the Fish's "history lesson" regarding Ben Franklin's likely opinion of Brit.)

And WFT is up with you two, River & I Hate Celebrities....? This isn't a forum for you to panty-whip each other! Just comment on the damn story and leave it at that! *geesh*

keller1974, please, wipe off the anal lube and pull up your pants. That's very undignified.

You keeps sayin' you're hardcore in your songs and actions, but the only way to prove it is to do PORN Brit.

I'm curious about this so a good answer is appreciated. What does it mean to have a hit single at #3 anyway? Who's buying 45s and cassingles these days? Isn't the sales product an album and it has to be out to make any money?

I don't know how money is earned from just having a lot of airplay. Do stations have to pay the performers if a song is on the radio much? I guess that's what BMI is for, but I don't know the specifics.

It's a long way of saying who gives a shit if she's at #3 on the charts. Thanks for the help.

#68 - digital downloads. Song by song, or a full album. No offense, but by any chance is your VCR always blinking "12:00"?

It's actually a betamax. Yeah, I know I'm behind the times. Thanks for the clarification, I didn't think about the downloads.

#52: Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah. You have a wife? I thought you were homosexual, what with as many sniffling paragraphs as you posted. Yes, your wife! Learn, Britney!

@65: Oh but you're wrong! It is a forum for River & I Hate Celebrities to panty-whip each other! That's exactly what it's for! Panty whipping is good; almost as good as trolling!

Yeah, and being a decent mother and not a drug addict- for chumps too.

who writes this shit? whoever it is is wack! get a life...

The problem with celebrities is they're given everything, so when it starts to unravel, in their world, that is a disaster. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out a lot of these kid celebrities get pushed into a world they're not ready to handle. Spears got pushed into it all years ago by her parents, she went from a disney kid to a pop star who had a mother who basically prostituted her to the record label, mtv and the world. So she finally snapped and went batshit crazy and now it's like watching a trainwreck.

I actually feel sorry for Spears, she wasn't mature enough to handle the success she got. Now she's an adult but she's a total mess and Jive loves it because even negative publicity sells records. Sure, she might not sell as many as she used to, but she'll still sell more albums than Ozzy or someone because her name is always out there and Jive knows how to get lip service.

Playing the "these people have it worse" card doesn't work when it comes to losing ones mind. Those starving kids in africa do have it bad but in Britney's world, losing fame is what kills the mind. So Jive is right when they say people don't know what its like. Having it all and losing it has to hurt, a lot. Especially if you're used to the fame. However, its the record labels that help perpetuate an artists drama at times.. so Jive is probably somewhat responsible for some of her indiscretions.

idiotic post

A word of warning to Brit-Brit's new pooch, I mean dog, run, no seriously run, in this picture, Look at her face, she looks as if she is going to gobble down this poor dog. Anyone got any Louisiana hot sauce ya'll, tastes like chicken, at least everything does to her, watch out kids.....

Yeah, ol' Ben Franklin always had a thing for the ladies:

http://www.friendspacebook.com/benfranklin

does she know what a chump is?

Ben Franklin is always good for a laugh. That may have been the funniest thing I've ever read here. Well done!

She faces challenges that most of us can't imagine???!!!??

*head explodes*

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