Oct 2 2007Britney Spears isn’t even fazed that she lost her kids

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So you’ve just lost your kids because the legal community pretty much agrees that you’re a terrible mother, what do you do? Go tanning, silly! And that’s exactly what Britney Spears did. The Daily Mail reports:

It was business as usual for troubled Britney and the first stop on the singer's agenda - after surrendering her boys Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James to their father Kevin's bodyguard - was a visit to Epitome, her favourite Bel Air tanning salon. Afterwards she checked in to the Peninsula Hotel. But, as she made her way inside, two photographers got into a fight - which seemed to amuse the giggling singer no end.

But it wasn’t all fake-baking and giggles. Britney finally hit up the DMV to get her Louisiana license transferred to California:

Then, Britney paid a visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles office in Van Nuys, California, where she finally applied for a driving licence and took a written test. Last Friday, Commissioner Gordon banned both Spears and Federline from driving the children unless they had a valid California driver's licence. But on the weekend, Britney was allegedly seen driving her two children around LA without a valid licence.

Some mothers might, I dunno, be a bit shocked and furious that their kids are being taken away. Not Britney. The day before all this, she probably sat at home, surrounded by Whoppers, thinking aloud “Wow, I hope that Kevin Federline gets those kids away from that awful girl.” Then someone would point out to Britney that she is that awful girl. She’d look kind of confused for a minute, then say “Oh well, I still have my tanning appointment tomorrow, right? Because, seriously, if I start losing my color then I’ll kill myself. Wait, did y’all just say I have kids? Holy crap, nevermind, this Whopper has extra pickles! Yay!”

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#1 pumpheads!!!

clueless no talent media whore

Daily Mail might rip up celebs but they should learn how to spell first.... "license".
I think Britney might be doing these things to take her mind off losing her kids. Or maybe she just realizes that the children will be better off with Kevin instead.

Who knows....

Looking good.

More coke time for Momma!

Loosing her thunder thighs

Bet she'll be heading off to Vegas soon ...

You may not think she is not fazed - but no mother can be indifferent to the loss of kids.

She may be looking at this as a temporary vacation - but her maternal instincts will take over after a period of long absense

Where is PETA and the Humane Society? This dog looks scared shitless. (I mean the little one, not the big one holding it.)

her kids probably scared the shit out of her, little gurgling, sub-rational trolls that they are.

come on folks, she's obviously just a kid herself

another five pounds and her body will be looking very fine and tight

nice #9

shes getting her cute shape back.

Well she got what she wanted...

No kids.

Now she can party all night and whore around as much as she wants!

Oh yeah.. and maybe spend some jail time there... (but then she can locate new hot jailer women which seems to be the direction of her liking)...

The toilet splashes... making a giant wake... ...KERPLUNK!!!

Someone flush... Britney's career is done and over with...

i don't know what a pumphead is, but does anyone want to join me in the bathroom? meet me in five...

What an INGRATE. I hope she wraps her car around a tree.

They took her kids away weeks ago, and replaced them with nylon stockings stuffed with lentils and cantelopes on top with googly eyes. I'm serious!

@#15: What is a pumphead?

You are! You are all pumpheads! Check my link, pumpheads!!!

P.S. At least most of you act like it . . .

Can someone tell me what a pumphead is?

Hey Britney, nice gut. And you have legs like a linebacker.

You're all missing the big picture here, did you read the quote? She was banned from driving by COMMISSIONER GORDON! Don't you see what this means? Brit's been taking secret trips into Gotham City to wreak havoc with her bad driving and duel with the dark knight. With her masterful skills of driving, nude parenting, and disease spreading, I'm sure she's a fair rival for the caped crusader. Or is that Superman? Anyway, I'm sure Gordon knew EXACTLY what he was doing. I salute you, dude who Gary Oldman played.

why did she even have them? she really doesn't seem to want them.

PUMPHEAD!!! STUPID FUCKING PUMPHEAD!!!

Sorry to say, she hasn't looked this good in years. Those kids were really dragging her down!

@ 18 - I have never had cardiac surgery.

her legs are toned and shaped perfect, her stomach looks tight too... a couple more pounds and she'll be perfect. firm bodies age better than girls that are just bones with fat.

@ #24: I don't care! PUMPHEAD!!!

Here's a question: if she lives in LA, why does she stay in a hotel? Is she waiting for the cleaning crew to hose out her house? I know she's got tons of money (regrettably, and if there was ever a human who shouldn't have wealth, it's Britney), but why stay in a hotel if you've got a house? So she can be seen arriving there?

No sympathy for Britney, only for those kids who have barely half a decent parent now. K-Fed only looks like a good parent compared to Britney, but I'd say that multiple kids with multiple women disqualifies him for Father of the Year.

I will say this, that bod is tightening up big time. She's on her way.

700K a month...

That's alot of blow.

She stays in a hotel so she can be SEEN. Pathetic!! Exposing those children to the paps like she does. Drives around in the smallest car possible. Who has two kids and drives a convertible?? People have vans and suvs and especially celebs, have darkened windows. Not Britney! Expose the kids to everything!

What an insensitive twatnik. Giggle, giggle, giggle, I just lost my kids, giggle.

Actually, Shar Jackson said Kevin was a good boyfriend and a good dad. Their relationship only fell apart when she told him it was time he actually got a job. He'll rake in so much child support from Britney now that he won't need a job, so he'll have lots of time to be a great dad. The fartknocker.

Please god, when are those fucking boots going to WEAR OUT? I'm sick of seeing them.

No, you idiots! She stays at hotels for the ROOM SERVICE, duh...

BTW, she loks fantastic, but that kid needs a haircut

Loks is too a word

She's got her boots and her dog. She's happy now.

@25,
I am pretty sure that all the linebackers in the NFL have toned legs too. I am just pointing out that her theighs have a large circumference. They look sort of disproportionate, like midget legs, only not as bad. If she cut out the Carl's Jr. for a month she'd be OK in the gut I think. But clearly she has no willpower whatsoever. Washed up at 25. What a shame.

And #1, don't be an idiot. First you call #1 then you gratuitously use a word like pumphead. Idiot x2. Enough already. Beat it, chump.

rolling down the wait of your shorts britney, really? that's so 1990s! plus we can almost see your vage, again, for the 8th time.

i'll tell you why she's not fazed, because she doesn't want custody. if she cared at all, she would have gotten her shit together a long time ago. i wonder if she realizes that she didn't have to give the kids up until wednesday. she couldn't get rid of them fast enough! as soon as the judge said to relinquish custody, her ass couldn't drive fast enough to meet up with k-fed's bodyguard!

and sorry but i don't see how she looks any different than her awards show side show. throw her back in that outfit and you won't be saying how awesome she looks.

Well, this proves you can take a girl outta the south, but you can't take the south outta the girl.

I wish she'd fucking GO south, Jane...like maybe to Antarctica. That'd be cool. Hope you're doing well! :-)

She's powering through the hard times. Good for you Britney.

Wait...the Commissioner's last name is Gordon? Commissioner Gordon? Nice.

I don't think I could hate Britney more. Is this actually some sort of plan to slim down, get rid of the kids and THEN she can make her big comeback? I sincerely hope she is in the Michael Jackson category of celebrity and that nothing comes of her career ever again. She is despicable.

Damn I want to have sex with this woman more than ever !

sometimes her legs look alil thick, sometimes i think they are really pretty. they are muscular, but i don't think they are shaped like a man's at all. her face looks alil less bloated than usual. a couple more pounds and she could easily be made HOTT.

Christ, if that body is tightening up, I'd hate to see real fat!

She's a plumper and always will be.....

.

@20, wow great catch! I missed that. Too funny. I wonder if Commissioner Gordon (the real one) has a gag red phone in his office?

The dog's like, "Help me, please help me...can't you see I'm with a twit?...Help!!!!!!"

Why in the world could she not figure out that she should not have been seen immediately after losing her kids? It just comes across that she didn't care about losing them. And was more concerned about getting her pics taken in her daily publicity fix.

She really is clueless

She still has a big ol potbelly from the side. Keep drinking those frozen lattes with extra whipped cream, honey!!
Oh, and the Humane Society really needs to take away all of her dogs, too. If she can't take care of the kids, she should not be allowed to own pets, either.

her body is fine to me. you think paris and nicole ritchie are hot bodies?
that right there looks better than most people, and i have been to Europe.

" I still got my puppies, y'all! And they don't backtalk me none when I feed them dogfood!"

STOP SAYING SHE IS FAT! YOU CAN"T BE FAT WHEN YOU ARE 10 pounds OR LESS AWAY FROM TOTAL BODY PERFECTION!!

SHE LOOKS FIT AND SHAPELY AND FIRM, HAS A NICE SHAPE TO HER ASS AND GOOD TONE TO HER LEGS

I KNOW YOU ARE JUST SCARED THAT SHE WILL COME BACK, AND THATS WHY YOU SAY FAT

BUT ITS OK. SHE PROB WONT COME BACK, SHE IS CRAZY!!! SO CALM DOWN!!!!!

#52-Hush, Britney.

You can say she's a drunk.
You can say she's a druggie.
You can say she's got no real musical talent.
You can say she's inbred and retarded.
You can say she's the world's worst mom.

BUT DON'T YOU DARE SAY SHE'S FAT.

@ 52 - TIme to lay off the caffeine, Brit.

RE The day before all this, she probably sat at home, surrounded by Whoppers, thinking aloud “Wow, I hope that Kevin Federline gets those kids away from that awful girl.” Then someone would point out to Britney that she is that awful girl. She’d look kind of confused for a minute, then say “Oh well, I still have my tanning appointment tomorrow, right? Because, seriously, if I start losing my color then I’ll kill myself. Wait, did y’all just say I have kids? Holy crap, nevermind, this Whopper has extra pickles! Yay!"

Meant to say earlier, this shit is funny... except that I'm not sure Britney actually can speak in full sentences.

As for how she's looking, I will grant that her hair looks a little better than usual (though that's not saying much) but the bod... eh. Her clothes are fugly, though they do cover up more than usual, so that's an improvement. It's just too bad when women with kids don't realize that having kids is a responsibility and that they should put at least as much effort into caring for their kids as they do their hair extensions and their tan. Britney is just a white trash skank with money.

What's the deal with celebrities always checking into hotels in the same city that they live? I mean, I never suddenly decide to go down and get a room at the hotel 5 miles from my house because........well..........I have a house. And why do celebrities always seem to be taking vacations? What are they vacationing from?

That's it! I'm a-scared she's gonna comeback agin!!! Please Brit, release the dog, brown hair is okay, eat all the Whoppers, suckers and Cheetos you want...but don't COMEBACK!!!!

i said shes not going to have a comeback, but shes isn't fat. especially not right here. 10 pounds and she'll be FINE.
i think people that always hated her are saying she is fat to them because they are secretly scared if she looks good enough that she will have a come back no matter what.

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH.

You people are morons Britney is perfect looking ! she has had 2 kids ! Her tummy looks yummy. I would love to lick it . She is so sexy ! I want to be one of her many anonymous sexual partners

I don't think she looks all that bad, just comparing her quickly to most women you see on the street. The problem is, I could never get past the reports that she belches and farts all the time.

She's not fat, just stupid. She's got to promote Gimme (some) More so she'll be coming back I fear.

BRIT - FREE THE DOG - DO PORN

What?? Are you people looking at the same Britney pics I am?? She's STILL fat! Her belly is still big! Once you squeeze out a kid your body never goes back to what it used to be.

#20- you beat me to it. Seriously, LA's police commish's name is Gordon? That is too good to be true.

#57 Right? Wassup with that. It's not like she has to get away from the kids for a night at this point!!

I kinda like women with a little belly on them.....bony chicks are gross.

Any Mother that loses, no, intentionally manipulates the situation so that she Ends up losing her children should Never, Ever have one ounce of respect in any form or fashion.

Yup

There's a difference between being boney and anorexic vs. thin fit and toned. It's good that you like fatsos. Fatties fit in well with guys with beer bellies, not athletic guys with 6-pack abs. They'd look like sloths next to an athlete. Different strokes for different folks.

I just lost my kids ya'all!! Let's go do some tanning!!! Hey, my paparazzi, can you pick me up some cheetohs and a few red bulls while I tan? And take my little dawg for a walk?

Girl has no sense of PR. License first, THEN tan. Dumb stupid redneck.

#62, you think that mug is sexy? And did you really just use the word "Yummy"? You want to be one of her sex partners? You know she doesn't have a penis, right? What man uses the word Yummy?

Could I possibly string together more questions?

To me, her retardation completely nullifies any shred sexiness that may remain from the old days. She should change her name to Corky. OK, this is where the bleeding-heart Down's contingent piles on. Go ahead, let me have it...

It's Britney? Bitch!

Anna Nicole would never have given her kids up. She loved her kids so much.

i agree that she was thick at the VMAs, not FAT but thick with extra chub in her stomach and back, bloated face.
click on the first picture though, look at her stomach, there is a line of definition on the side. it looks firm.
no way in hell is she fat.
not by any standards of health , etc...
not even overweight.
not what she was at her prime? no she isn't
she has lost a few pounds since the VMAs, she prob hasn't been eating as much.
i've seen fatter girls with bodys not as good with guys that have six packs
really and truly.

bodies

Britney, Is So fucked up that she will live forever. Laugh at her all you want she really doesn't care. She feels no guilt and no regrets. Her life is so stress free she'll never die of a heart attack or stroke. Pyschiatrists should study her to figure out what parts of her brain don't work right the same way they study serial killers.

miss universe (puhleeze) said,
"You may not think she is not fazed - but no mother can be indifferent to the loss of kids."

Boy are you out of your element. How the fuck do you know what any mother can and cannot to? There are no rules. There are just sick fucks who procreate because they can. Some people shouldn't have kids because they end up drowing them after pushing their car into a lake or submerging them under water.

SHUT THE FUCK UP and change your name you stupid idiot.

Go to the goddamned hospitals where the crack babies are a dime a dozen and there are not enough volunteers to hold them and give them the body heat they need. I CAN have kids but I choose not to. That is an informed decision. Fuck Britney and fuck you, you know-it-all.

YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY, I'M IN LOVE WITH HER TUMMY!!!

Her Eyeglasses looks good!

Breyla wrote: "Daily Mail might rip up celebs but they should learn how to spell first.... "license"."

Uhm, the spelling with the "c" is the British/Commonwealth spelling. The Daily Mail is an English newspaper. Therefore, they use the English spelling. In standard Commonwealth English, "license" means "to give permission" and "licence" is the noun form of of the word. Most English words are supposed to work that way, but Americans get a bit too confused with them and then have to post silly things in blog comments about how the English can't spell English words that Americans don't understand properly.

Mmmm, the yummy tummy is comin back

well, its not like anybody thought she had 1/2 a snowballs chance in hell of getting custody. I'm sure even Britt knew going into it that Kevin would get them

Brit looks ok to me for the most part when her hair isn't a mess, she bathes, combs her hair and wears underwear...she could stand to lose a couple of lbs, tone up a little more, but she appears to be doing that...she definitely looks better in these pics, but there's no telling what she'll look like tomorrow. I'm saying she's not fat right now. Obviously, what's not fat to me, is fat to others. I'm just saying, I don't like someone's bones poking into me in bed.

Kids are over rated anyway. KFed is doing her a favor.

So Britney, they took your kids away. What on earth are you going to use as an ashtray? Let's face it. Brit doesn't give a shit. Is anyone suprised? The little fuckers probably wouldn't praise her in the way to which she is accustomed, so she devised a plan to get rid of them. Personally, I think she is a maniacal genius!

1st of all she isn't fat! All of you need to stop!! 2nd This girl is in TROUBLE & is in need of serious help! It's not a joke people! Her poor babies! I'm so glad her kids are in better hands!!!!!!!!!!!! Intervention anyone??????????????

Does anyone remember that online movie depicting a 50year old 250lb Britney Spears at a very unattended autograph signing at a mall bookstore and running into a bald paunchy Justin Timberlake?

@36: It wasn't gratuitous, pumphead, it was totally justifiable. I had to use it, to get pumpheads like you exited, pumphead.

Here is another necessary use of the word "pumphead", pumphead:

While Britney is a crackhead, TS is a pumphead . . .

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her poor babies are millionares. They'll be set for life. I would put up with a sloppy ,fat mother and loser father for that kind of life. That bitch needs 0 help. What is all this shit about her being in need of serious help?
She has more money and resources than any of us could possibly hope for, yet keeps on doing what she is doing. She is not mentally ill, she is so fucking FULL OF HERSELF that she feels she doesn't need to listen to anyone. Why are you people feeling so sorry for this little cunt that would squash you like a bug if you didn't kiss her ass to her specifications. I really have to question the self esteem of all these people that feel sorry for Britney. 88. The only person that needs an intervention is you. Get some help! Stop loving the stars, and start loving yourself.

Brit looks good enough to do porn...and she's got some extra time on her hands.

did she stop in for lipo, get her tubes tied and gett her driversliscence

Stop loving the stars, and start loving yourself.

--

Amen.

#90, just scram already. Be gone.

On second thought, maybe I am a pumphead, I was pumping your mother's head last night and blowing ropes all over her jacked up mug. Have you ever gotten head from a toothless woman? Takes a little getting used to but it's pretty sweet. Then I shat in her mouth. That's definitely not my thing, but she said she wouldn't leave until I did. I mean, I tried to drag her out of my house by the scruff of her neck, but I must overesimate my strength. I thought I could get a good grip because the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs, but that shit was just way too greasy. Get your poor mother some shampoo and soap.

BREAD AND CIRCUSES!!!

#79---

You go , girl!!!!!

Never mind the body, that is not what bothers me about her. Its like she "Tried" to look like a trailer park queen. She looks she raided a truck drivers closet ... and then just made it "her" own. As with her hair, I know she shaved her head, but I'm sure after 7 months or so. Your hair will be enough to make sure the hair extensions stay in properly.


Somebody with that much money can't afford clothes ... yeah ... I know she is sick ... blah blah blah.

#98 wow I give you points for originality. Suck my plastic tits. and lick my tranny asshole.

She had until tomorrow to hand the kids over but instead she did it early because why would she want to spend as much time with her boys as possible? And what's with the outfit? I've seen zombie corpes with more fashion sense. The manager at the local Burger King has more style. Look at her manicure. Awesome. The chewed nails/chipped polish is so in right now. Nice nails were so 2006.

I think Britney does miss her children and does want to be with them. I believe she checked into a hotel to be by herself and have time to think. I'm betting (or maybe hoping) she's trying to get it together. I'm sure a hotel room is somewhere she can be alone. Even if there's paparazzi waiting all around... in which no matter where she is (esp. after yesterdays' ruling) they'll be there, I think she needed a change of scenery. Maybe none of you think this at all, but possibly, just possibly being at home would make her miss her children more.

That "pumphead"? shit is now Way past old.

91 ...the 'Short-Bus' driver called...they are circling BAck around for you ... get your lunch box and go--- youre late as fuck.

KFed has started his own day care center.

He's got his babies from Shar, his babies from Brit and is apparently trying to get Larry Birkhead to enroll Daniellyn, among others...

KFED's Kentucky Fried Education for Retard's Babies.

#102, thank you. Thank you very much. I don't normally go there, but I had no choice. Forgive me if I don't take you up on your offer, that's not really my thing either, but thanks anyways.

#105, you're right, that shit was old before it even started.

#104- Where have you been? She checks into hotels constantly. Even when she had her kids.
She doesn't want to be alone. She wants to be seen. Sorry, but I believe you are horribly misguided.

I thought her houses were up for sale or some such thing. She's in a hotel so she can skank the place up and not have to clean up behind herself and be waited on hand and hoof.

i kind of want her to do another interview and pretend like she doesn't know things that people say about her. at least her figure is looking better.

Ladies,
I want to do you. I am fertile and wants babies with you all of you. Don't worry I can get the money to take care of them. Once I was married to Britney Spears. You know the girl who just had a wardrode malfunction at the VMA's where her tummy fell out of her costume. Britney wants me to be happy and I'm only happy making babies so help me to be happy.
Sincerely,
Kevin Federline

Britney:: hey Yall I lost my kids yall I am going tanning yall Phototog:Trainwreck

kids moral of the story is: don't become famous unless you be close to your paraents Don't be ending up like miss spears

It's what she wanted all along!!!!

Have any of you seen Britney in person? She's hardly fat. In fact if you've ever met the "ideal" of Hollywood in person, it's almost shocking how emaciated they are in comparison to a "real" person.
Her weight is not the issue here and never has been. Taking cheap shots at someone who is already at the lower end of a doctors chart "healthy weight" scale" is ridiculous.
I'm not defending Britney here. She needs help, but she needs to realize she needs it. Going tanning after losing your children speaks volumes that she has all but lost touch with reality. As a mother I am disgusted that someone could be so self centered, and care so little about the possibility of losing her children that she wouldn't be willing to take the neccessary steps to change her lifestyle in order to keep them close.
As things are, it's all for the best. Hopefully she can get her act together and be a positive influence in her childrens lives. If not, I can only hope there's more substance to K-Fed than meets the eye.

puppies are cuter than shitty kids

She has lost some weight and her hair looks.. um.. better

Yeah, bend over baby and let the "King" fill your *@#$hole with his whopper-(explodes "mayo" all over inside her). Now it's time to kick this 'ho to the curb!

Who wrote that article for the Daily Mail?? Don't they know how to use spell check? It's "licenSe" not "licenCe" I think even Britney knows how to spell that.

#104 you are retarded. You will be the first in line (ha! what line?) to buy her craptastic new perfume, I'm sure. #52 you just need to calm down and stop yelling at everyone here on the Superficial. This is a quiet, calming place where we call Britney a FAT FAT FAT PIG every day. Because that is what she is. FAT. and a PIG.

I'm sure it's much better for the kids to be with K-Fed. They won't be as hounded by photogs as much, and Brit can focus on getting herself in shape and her career going again. After all, who is going to be paying the bills? K-Fed?? Uh, no! It's Britney who will be making the dough. Anyway, I must say, outfit aside, she looks good here. Her weave looks much better (no visible tracks in her head), her body looks good (maybe another 5 pounds lost and she'll be back), and her skin looks better too. But with her, one never knows. She seems to go up and down in all sorts of ways. It will be interesting to see what happens in a month when the new album comes out. By the way, how come Jive hasn't released a music video for "Gimme More" yet? Curiouser and curiouser.

Britt what the hell your crazier than that crown7 shit everyone is smoking wake up.

#52- Yeah,
We are scared she will come back. You got that shit straight.

i guess you can call someone names all you want (#119)
you can call someone fat when they obviously have a firm toned body when you zoom in on pictures of them. i call the sky purple, and the grass is black, the sun is blue, you are a doctor. i can say whatever i want. doesn't make it true.
imo, in THESE pics, not at VMAs she looks super in shape. especially when you see the close up of her stomach.
she is lucky to not have any stretch marks.

she would be good in bed.

she used to be an amazing gymnast. shes still good at that stuff. i've seen her do back flips and awesome handstands....

the only one that looks miserable is the dog, but then again I'd be miserable too if Brit was my owner...

I don't get why so many people seem unwilling to entertain the fact that maybe she just didn't give a crap about her children, and maybe she's not going to miss them, and maybe she wanted to get rid of them?

I'm in no way saying that this is true or untrue, but couldn't it at least be a possibility? That maybe she just had the damn things in an attempt to keep K-Fed there, or make him love her, or whatever reason women like her sometimes give to rationalize why they have kids with mentally deficient men that they never should've screwed.

She never acted like the wanted the things, even before her "breakdown" happened. She treated them like toys or hindrances.

When people go on about how "mothers" would act or how "every woman" would feel in that situation...really? That's a guarantee in all cases?

For all I know, Britney is blaming those kids for dissolving her career, and thinks she'll be better off without them. For all I know, she might look at them and hate them because they remind her of K-Fed.

Of all the possibilities that make more sense based on what she has shown, why is the "oh, she'll eventually wake up and come to her senses" one used more often than those?

Maybe she won't "wake up." Maybe she, like other women who have kids for the wrong damn reasons or at the wrong damn times, regrets her decision. It's just that she has a spotlight on her, whereas the other countless women who treat their kids like crap just slip beneath the surface and become fodder for stereotypes about drunken trailer trash or ghetto welfare queens. I know this might go against some seemingly instinctive need that some have to believe that everyone is good and that matronly/motherly/maternal whatevers can always defeat the evils in the world...

...but maybe she just didn't give a damn about her kids and didn't want them, and shouldn't have had them.

I hope she's sterilized.

She went out partying the night she lost her kids. She just really doesn't give a shit, does she? The public should do to her what she did to her kids.

I'll say it first: Children aren't things! They're precious, precious gifts from God.

Lord.

give her to k-fed?

@127 Wrong site Oprah.......

put soda in a baby bottle for her to drink and make her wear cute hats?

Can I take custody of her dog? poor thing doesn't deserve to be treated that way.

she looks cute!

Maybe she just didn't notice...

#129,
So, Charles Manson, Stalin, Hitler, Jack the Ripper, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacey, Andrei Chikatilo, Dennis Rader, Genghis Khan, Nicolae Ceauseucu, Pol Pot, Sadam Hussein, Idi Amin, and Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes were all precious, precious gifts from God?!?!?
Damn, I bet their Mom's were proud!

Alright, this poor woman is definitely a huge f-ck up but let's give her some credit for looking good in these photos. Lose the stupid cowboy boots and she'd be totally hot again. She's obviously been working on her body and hair since the MTV fiasco which is a good sign that maybe she's going to fix the rest of her life. It's sad about the kids but maybe for the best right now while she gets her act together. I am sure the judge will give her another chance to get partial custody in the future. I feel sorry for her. Who ever would have thought that she would wind up like this? Too much, too soon in Hollywood = disaster.

I'd still do her in the caboose.

Shes excited about this! She secretly wanted Kevin to get custody cause she didn't want kids anymore. Shes selfish and wants to live like a single girl, who gets to sleep in, go out and party and think about no one but herself. Shes truly a selfish bitch.

Of course K-dick is happy. You don't see him fighting for custody of his other bastard kids. Now why is that? It's called payday.

He's going to go right back to court and now apply for child support. He may need to wait for a determination on custody status but you know this guy is lining up for more of the Brit dollars.

As for her, nothing new. She's a drug addled, coke binger who is happy to get the kids out of her way. She's trash and no amount of money is going to protect her from others seeing it.

More to come.

Look at that poor Yorkie's face, I think the little doggie is saying, "Help! Rescue me from the madness! KFed, do you have room for one more???"

RE: the kids, in what way is money a substitute for good parenting? In what way will being financially "set for life" make up for you mom (and probably dad) being a huge fuck up? Yeah, they'll be able to afford all the therapy in the world when they grow up, but wouldn't it be nice if they didn't need therapy in the first place because they were raised by capable, loving parents?

RE: Britney, in what way will improving her looks improve her life? Being hot will mean nothing if she doesn't fix all of the other problems. On the other hand, we're talking about someone who seems to have no self-awareness or depth whatsoever, so she may be perfectly happy if she can whip herself into shape and look hot. Maybe that's all she needs out of life.

notice how she does not have her gaping mouth hanging open anymore like she was doing so much in the past

SHE IS FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she looks bootyful

Brit looks pretty good in picture 4 but her dad is starting to show his age.

is her hair even real now? i wish she'd stop wearing wigs.

say what you all want, this bitch looks good to me.

LMMFAO!!! TY!!! XD

So who's the fat chick?

#8and #148- HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for making me laugh-that was funny.
I don't think #8 was supposed to be funny but it was. I was thinking before how sorry I felt for her and for her kids but after reading that she went TANNING right after losing her kids, she makes me sick.
Any mother who could focus on getting tan right after that is seriously ill.

She looks like hell, too, what the fuck is a tan going to do? She'll be a brownish orange hag with meth-addict fingernails (did you see how nasty her nails are??) instead of a pale one.

Britney Spears peaked when she was too young to understand anything about life
or fame. As someone who was "handled" all the time, she never learned how to take care of herself. Someone should have told her long ago that she can't sing, and to either work on her musical ability or make plans for an alternate career. As much as I hate that weasely asshole Sarah Silverman, she hit the nail on the head when she said Britney's already accomplished all in her life she's ever going to.
Now we're all being treated to the sad spectacle of a 25 year old mother of two trying desperately to hold on to the spotlight by any means possible, using those children as props for photographs instead of staying at home once in a while and playing with them. She doesn't want those kids, never has, and she's doing her own little internal dance of joy that she doesn't have to deal with the little buggers anymore. She makes me sick, and she should have to go get sterilized so that she doesn't drag another innocent child down into the cesspool she has created for herself.

yeah, some of you people are really stupid.

#137 im definitely looking at you here.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/britney_spears.html

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
Britney Spears

The dogs expression is priceless. Help me!

Sapphire, some of us don't find guys with 6-pack abs attractive. They're a sign he's spending too much time on his body and not enough on his mind or other people. At least in my opinion.

#119, I've never liked her music and I've never ever wanted her perfume.

blah.

#155, Manboobs: What, exactly, are you looking at? I am not a Britney fan but I hope she gets her sh!t together soon. I feel sorry for miserable people who are obviously very unhappy, like yourself. If you need some pointers on how to get rid of your manboobs, just let me know. I am in excellent shape and could probably give you some pointers. Might help you feel a little better about yourself so that you can stop trying to put others down so much, you know?

OK for fuck sakes Britney Spears, you make 737,000 dollars a month. Could you please buy some new fucking boots!! Always with the boots with this woman!

#118 Editor at Large, you should have read # 82's comment before a) you made a fucking ass out of yourself and b) reinforced the idea of the ignorant American who thinks England got their language from us. Good going all around.

Update: the video for "Gimme More" will be released to itunes October 5, 2007, with the broadcast rights being released October 8, 2007. Should be interesting to see what kind of music video she came up with for this song.

Shit, am I gay now? She looks good in these pictures. I love those shorts! I think she's a total pig, but crap, she actually could give me a stiffy, but, I'll just say its the shorts for now...... and the playboy belly button charm... and ... nevermind... I'll just go bang my wife now.

Who cares what any of you haters have to say...She looks Fan-fucking-Tastic!! Let's face it, the kids weren't meant for her from the start. NOW IT"S TIME FOR HER COME BACK, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

What is so beyond all you idiots is that I am from Canada and lived in Virginia for a number of year and obtained a Virginia driver's license WITHOUT writing a test, so I am quite certain Ms. Britney didn't have to write one either. AND I got mine on the spot...as I'm sure she did too. Leave her alone!

LOL. I love it. She's rich, i'd take money anyday over my own kids.

#166 Wow, Shannon, you might want to check your fucking attitude at the border. What is so beyond you, you idiot , is that while you're quite certain you know all about what's required in all 50 states by just experiencing one state's rules, let me be the first to inform you from personal experience that California requires you to take a written test when you apply for a license, even when you have one from another state. Virginia obviously doesn't give a fuck who they give a license to. Now go back to the defendingbritty.com site and shut the fuck up.

Wow. That's after two kids.
I'd bust it up a bit!!

......just took a second look. YEP! Still would.

Call me, Brit.
-IKE

she looks good

right after dropping off the children, she tans and checks into a ritzy hotel... with no breakdown for the cameras. ahh, proof that monetary fortune can take one's mind off of most anything

129,

Which gawd are you referring to? Zeus? Apollo? Poseiden? Quirinus? Jupiter?
Santa Claus? Tooth Fairy?

Or are you referring to the imaginary, vengeful, jealous, insecure, hateful gawd of the bible that orders murder, rape and slavery and is worshipped by x-tians and muslims?

Britney Spears hot pictures albums songs videos

Why is she still getting tans and wearing 'sexy' clothes? Does she still think she looks good?

OMG, she DOES.. Seriously she still thinks she looks good. Aw.. that's so pathetic.

She looks like one of those 50-year old hookers you see sometimes.

Britney is a sweet girl always has & always will be.. your just jealous you could never rise to fame as quick as she did. give the damn girl a break you pathetic bitches. all you can do is talk shit about someone instead of living your lives why arent you dumbass's spending time with your kids instead of talking shit about this girl. shes been through hell and back after realizing the love of her life was just using her. so all of you can fuck off . oh yea what the hell is wrong with the south fuckin yankees with no clue of anything. fuck you all. britney will rise again i have and always will support britney with anything she does.

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