Oct 17 2007Britney Spears is super serious this time about parenting

yay more britney

First!

Who gives a shit!! Those kids would be better off with a homeless guy living under a freeway overpass

What??!! No boots????

IMPOSTER!

she is super serious about her kids like she super serious about manbearpig

YAY no boots , and jeans!
now, if she could only wash her hair and conceal her bra

OMG..DIS BITCH JUZ LIVES AT STARBUCKS.........SHE NEEDS TO GO TO STARBUCKS REHAB...

ew look at pic #6..she looks like an elf with those dumbo ears

WHAT????? EXCUSE ME but Parentlng is a womens absolute natural instinct when she becomes a mother (and this wack job has 2 children) only a complete moron is born without it like her and then she has to take parenting for dummy classes ordered by a judge. BRITNEY YOU ARE A TOTAL LAME ASS LOSER! yes, mothering is a trial and error operation but to use your children as an ashtray..is well, unacceptable. even wild farm animals can take care of their offspring.

#5Mathew ?manbearingpig? I'm laughing yet i have no clue why

Fuck this selfish bitch. She doesn't care about her kids! Why does everyone always try to talk for her and say that she's really trying to get her kids back? her actions prove otherwise... I hope she gets gonorrhea but she probably already has that , the little whore

I agree lola....you are either on or off with pareting. She just needs to treat her kids as good as she treats that fuckig dog of hers. What an asshole she is. Hurry up and OD like a good has been shitney.

Since when do new mothers need experience in order to correctly take care of their children? Isn't it called common sense and love? Idiot.

Baby
steps
Brit
that a girl
{she's wearing pants}

Funny Britney shirts here

http://www.cafepress.com/larryadair/3338091

1) Starbucks sucks.
2) Britney smells.
3) LOOK YALL!!! SHE READS THE FISH: SHE GOT HER NAILS DONE. SHE'S SHOWING THEM OFF FOR US!

Where did Britney's feet go?

she got her nails done, why aren't there pics of her getting that done?
they would look way better if they were cut down a little bit

Starbucks must be comping those drinks for the publicity... it is unreal the amount of time she spends there

One more thing. I just thought about this. I miss the 80's. You know why? Because the internet had not yet ruined our pop/movie stars. Seriously, yall, she would be a has-been now, or OD'd on purpose, or ended up like that guy that was on 21 Jump Street that had his own show, for just a little while....

MANBEARPIG!

Looks like today's lunch is boobage.

I would think Starbucks would consider this BAD publicity. She should be banned from entering that establishment.

By the way, she can only go so long - yesterday was nails, tomorrow may be hair. Unless she gets drunk and forgets.

Bullshit! The only way this fucking Fruit Loop skag gives a shit about those kids would be if they themselves followed her around all day snapping pictures like the fucking paps. Parenting classes my ass.

You have to remember the boots are super glued on. You just can't see them.

I'm baffled though. She has a bra on. Is she mending her ways to prove she is a good mother? Is being a good mother mean going somewhere in public with panties and a bra? Maybe!

Parenting doesn't come with a handbook of how-to's. But anyone with half a brain can figure out that you shouldnt smoke near your children. I don't understand how someone so rich can be without help from professionals? She can hire someone to drive her around, she can hire someone to install her kid's car seat properly and give her advice about when it's time to turn it around. She can hire pretty much anyone to help her do anything with regard to these kids!
Maternal instinct doesn't come to everyone as soon as that baby pops out.... but at the very least some common sense SHOULD.

Good luck kids, you are gonna need it.

Why does she keep wearing her hair so messy like that??

atleast she isn't dressed like a hippie or a japanese teenager who needs a bib ( as per usual),
she doesn't bother me as much as she does other people
lots of celebrity moms do drugs and keep their kids
other moms have hired baby sitters for when they want to go out too..
i guess she went out too much though.
i still say there are worse people who have less talent and less appeal that are rich and famous

21- try and be a bit more clever next time. ps: bet your dick looks like a pinky.

@26 - Cuz it's not hers!

I fucking hate trolls veggi.

#10 WAKEuP!
the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.

Oh booga booga boo , manbearpig is out to get you liberals.

#17
poor britthey has horribly deformed feet now
she has to hide them
ever since she had the boots surgically removed

31- that's HUGE. 3 halves...um.....makes it, like, one and a half? Is this a britney metaphore?

I'm almost done, she's crazy

You know what the absolute best is going to be? When Britney gets pregnant again.

The world will literally tip on its axis. LMAO!!!!

Can you imagine the scmuckarazzi then?

hahahahahahaha

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Ha! I love how the source implies she's taking parenting classes because she wants to be a better mother, and she thought that maybe taking a few classes would help her improve her skills.
She's taking the classes because a court ordered her to take them if she wants to see her ashtrays on a regular basis.

Apparently, no one ever showed her how to get her pants hemmed, either. But at least she's actually wearing pants for a change.

ORLY?

Good for her. The first baby lesson should be how to get her daughter to rise in fame, get implants by 12 and then tumble by the age of 15.

Yeah, it's gonna take more than an "insider" (cough, cough, PR flack, cough) to convince me Britney cares as much about her kids as she does about her career or booze or cigs or Frappuccinos. I have no doubt she loves her kids, kinda like a child loves a puppy, but loving a kid is not the same as taking good care of him/her. It's a start, but it isn't indicative of parental fitness. Loving the kid is kind of a gimme.

And this is the best I've seen Britney dressed in literally months, perhaps years. She actually looks like a 20-something mother and not a hooker. Her hair is still a mess and those gigantic sunglasses are fugly, but all in all, I give her a 6 or 7 on this one. Hey, I'm grading on a curve. She's wearing a bra and her cooz isn't showing. For Britney, that's saying quite a lot.

And I've also gotta say, I'm with Britney on those Frappuccinos. Those things are a cupful of joy. Hopefully, she's getting the low-fat ones.

It's wonderful that Brit is finally getting the help she needs. Always living in the public eye kept her from learning what it truly means to love. Still she is a great artist. Brit I'm praying for you and your kids.

Naw I'm just fuckin' with ya. She's a selfish stupid skank. Hope she never gets her kids back, for their sake. Filthy pig.

A. Kryst

I like her new assisstants massive titties.

#35 - that shits not funny because it will happen. Once the media loses interest in her, the only way she will be able to get attention is drop another little piece of trailer trash into the world. Wahlah - the whole world is looking at me again.

sorry, that's no excuse. is anyone taught how to do that stuff? no. it's called common sense. clearly she lacks it. otherwise she wouldn't be trying to place the blame on others, yet again!

Doesn't her album drop in two weeks? The PR machine kicks in, now all the Britney fans can buy her album knowing that she's taking *CLASSES*and it is OK to admit to liking her.

Shit, what am I saying. Britney fans would buy her albums even if she ate her kids.

#46, sure would!
gimme more britney
fraps are yummy
radar is my myspace song, i already have made at hot dance routine for it
her jeans look fun
her smile is so hot, go brit!

#5 - that was literally my most favorite episode of South Park

as for brit taking parenting classes, #36 hit the nail on the head.

"No one has ever trained her or shown her how to look after her boys"... Naturally this explains it... as everyone whose had kids knows, after the baby pops out, so does the instruction manual. Poor Brit just didn't get her copy, and THATS why she [insert whatever dumb sh*t she's done this week].

Brit is a good mom. She never has her children in the room when she is letting men do the things to her that gave her Pink Eye. I know I have pictures. The kids are not in the room. farm animals yes...kids no

whahah yeah whatever

My gosh she is actually dressed normal! Would someone please help her with clothing.....she really needs help.

so, the thing with her putting Sean P on her lap was bad, she goes out a little too much.... but she has a babysitter
in the real world moms do worse and still get to keep their kids
hate to say it, but it is true. I have a friend that works for DHS.
Britney is far from perfect, but she has nannies to help her look after them. I don't think that is great parenting... but kids don't normally get taken away just because their mom doesn't make them go to bed at 8 and only allows them to watch sesame street.
she has passed 2 drug tests already, other celeb moms are known to be addicts and keep their children
kate moss anyone? courtney love anyone??
the thing that bothers me most about this girl is how she thinks it is funny and cute to look like a sloppy piece of crap
and eventhough she is naturally pretty and considered a former sex symbol she doesn't give a damn how she looks in public.

Is she being payed by starbucks or something?

Why are all actresses carrying their bags like this?

not on their shoulder. Not holding the straps by the hand.

Over their inner arm with limp-dick wrist?

can someone PLEASE answer this?
Celebrities didn’t always have chronic fag-wrist while toting their totes. What is up with this?

Nobody has trained her on how to take care of her kids? Is she kidding? You have 9 months to prepare. You read. You ask other mothers. You talk to your doctor. Then, when the time comes, you wing it. You learn from your mistakes. There is no manual. I was 16 and 18 when I had my boys. Their father and I figured it out. We fed them, bathed them, played with them, kept them safe and happy. It was hard, but parenting always is. Now my boys are 17 and 15 and I have a 5 year old. They are great kids. Never been taken away, never been in any trouble. If a freaking naive 16 year old can figure it out, Britney can. Plus, I had no help in the form of a nanny.

She'll never get 50/50 again...she spends too much time seeking the paps attention. Anyone can see her children are terrified when with her

Britney is lazy. And short-legged. The combination of being lazy and short-legged results in what we see here. A good 15 centimeters of torn-off jeans hem about to be lost on Starbuck's floor.

Britney is skinny and by skinny I mean she drinks 27 caramel fraps a day.

I'm going to sue the hospital that my daughter was born in 4 months ago.....they never told me or my wife how to be parents either.

WE ARE VICTIMS TOO BRITTANY!!!

*barf*....there, I feel better.

I wish she would trip over those ridiculous jeans and stab herself in the throat with her sword-necklace.

18....u dont see her getting her nails done at a nail salon cuz those are press-on nails

all we ever see is fuckin britney,paris and lindsey....someone hang me now

Lowest job on earth: holding Britney's purse while she buys yet another inch for her fat ass.

Here's a thought: Britney's rich: couldn't she just build a Starbucks in K-Fed's basement? Then she could kill 2 birds with one stone, and she'd see her kids twice, maybe three times a day!!! Now that's some serious parenting.

Britney needs an assistant to carry her purse is because she lost custody of the kids, so she no longer has any offspring around to carry her stuff for free like Mrs. Beckham does.

You know, mothering is a natural instinct. Empathy, love and concern for the little life you created. Obviously this bitch is stupid and should be put down. That's what my mom did when my cat ate her second litter of kittens.

# 54 where the hell are you seeing limp-dick wrists?? and are you seriously saying yo've never seen an average woman carry her bag like that?? i highly doubt those straps fit over the shoulder, and if you can create TWO free hands then why the hell not?! fag

Doesn't she have two younger siblings??? Once agin proving she is an idiot, she learned NOTHING from being in a home with younger siblings???

No one should have to teach you how to be a fucking parent.

At least she remembered to take the wrapper off the straw this time.

wow im scurred
looks like she is actually wearing a bra here.
how..
unusual..

Man what a load of crap..."she hasn't had kids before"??? LOTS of people haven't had kids before, but they don't treat their kids like she does the first time. That's the stupidest excuse EVER. Britney is the most SELFISH person. She shouldnt' have had kids if all she cares about is herself

That medium frap has 450 calories, 16 grams of fat, 51 grams of sugar. What a sloppy sow

Those jeans are so damn long, the pre-made creases which are suppose to be behind the knee are down to her shin! NICE! She's such a slob!

She started to really slim down

#72 I bet you stick your dads penis in your throat to make you throw up those 450 calories huh.

She is sooooo bald.

God I hate this girl, she is dumber than fucking mud. Why did she have 2 children that she is incapable of taking care of? Maybe she should have waited, it's not rocket science, just use a condomn you dumb bitch. It just goes to show that money and fame cannot buy intelligence. She acts like she grew up in a trailer park and doesn't know any better. She is a grown woman who should be responsible and take care of her shit, and put some fucking underwear on. You vagina looks like my grade 2 leather shoes from 1984 that were left in a damp garage. Sick!

well at least she's wearing a decent top. She would look okay if her white bra wasn't sticking out, if her gut wasn't exploding, and if her jeans weren't so ill-fitting. And if her hair was washed. NVM she's still a wreck. lol.

No one showed her how to take care of her kids????? (screaming) OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD!!!!!!!

Where does she come UP with this shit? I mean really; is there an excuse book she keeps in her handbag that she pulls out, she licks her pinky and fingers through it to come up with the appropriate excuse??? ACCOUNTABILITY! People in Fish land, puhleaze, if you have kids, teach them to take responsibility for themselves. PLEASE STOP TEH MAAADNESS!!!! (screaming) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

No one showed me how to fuck or give blowjobs either but I figured it out!

#74

That comment is telling of where your mind is at. Your dad must unloads 450 calories worth of spooey down your throat on a regular basis. Projection is comforting-no?

Britney's Parenting Class - 4:20 pm

Teacher #1: When is she going to get here already?
Teacher #2: She was supposed to be here, yesterday.
Teacher #1: Well look, she's on the news again today...
Teacher #2: She was at Starschmuck's, apparently...
Teacher #1: Oh. What a surprise. Is she part elf or something? What's wrong with her ear there?
Teacher #2: I don't know, but at least she's wearing panties...well I think she's wearing...what the hell IS that?
Teacher #1: I don't know, high fashion? Since we had to burn all our chairs after her last visit, I have to insist that she wear something to cover her...unmentionable part while she is here.
Teacher #2: We really need to work on a new plan with her. She is seriously oblivious to her surroundings and only communicates in cryptic bits and pieces of absolute and pure nonsense. She smells of old coffee and stale Cheetos and it's no wonder the kids always scream bloody murder when she's around. Now, how on Earth are we going to teach her to parent if we can't even pry that cellphone, those Mercedes keys and that perpetual Caramel Frapp out of her grubby little hands?
Teacher #1: I don't know, but it is going to be a long haul. It's not just the lack of parenting skills. It's the lack of ability to bathe, comb her hair or wear suitable clothing. Basically, the inability to think for herself or to think ahead. She would not detect a dangerous situation for her children in any way, shape or form and she constantly sings la - la - la - la - la - la and won't take her fingers out of her ears when we're giving instruction.
Teacher #2: Yes,.....(sighhhhhhhh)...it's going to be a long haul.

You know what the biggest parenting class is? Having a goddamn child. What a cop-out. Having to take classes. No one knows how to care for an eating, breathing, shit-factory that a person actually creates. You have a kid, you stop the bullshit, and you learn, and attempt, to take care of the kid. You don't continue to get wasted and have other people watch your baby. What a fucking doushe Spears is.

P.S. I hate kids, I really do. I'm just saying, what kind of an asshole-loser do you have to be to take parenting lessons? Oh, yeah, Britney. Or Charlie-Manson, but his kids were grown. No, Mr. Manson, there isn't going to be a race-war. And you're not going to wait the war out in a cave in Death-Valley.

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