Oct 18 2007Britney Spears hates her judge

first

Further proof, she's an idiot. Yawn.

Third!

I don't care what you guys say she is still hot.

Hey John, thanks for telling us what grade you're in.

Funny comments, Fish!
Boy, Britney sure unleashed a mouthful of articulate, biting criticism that no doubt has cut the judge to the bone. The bone I say!

derailed..

6th...?

"A spy for US Weekly"......might as well have said "Absolutely no one".

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

haha @7 :]

this britney drama is getting old.

Welcome to the real world Britney

Nice coat. What, did she steal it out of my closet back in 1987?

Now she'll REALLY love the guy.

You wonder if all the judges are naked under that robe.

Don't you wish TT

Hey FRIST!!!

Why is the world so fixated with Miss Trailer Park Trash?

More proof she stupid..
Fur sucks, bet she would wear jacket made of dogs too!

Hates the judge, loves that dog.

settle down zoe... if it weren't for fur, our ancestors all would have perished in the cold.

Good Morning FRIST.........Good Morning JIMBO......

#13 I am fixated because she has a pussy, tits, and a huge ass. That's all I need.

Hey Jimbo! How are you this fine Friday morning?

#18 FRIST........How are you this fine morning.......you fine thing?

Yeah, a "spy" for Us weekly does sound like an unimpeachable source, but for some reason, I don't doubt this story. Britney is a giant cooz who apparently believes she still deserves "respect" and she seems to be pretty stupid, too. Although she does have enough brains to recognize: "His job is to sit there and tell people what to do."

Today, Britney will offer the stunning news that water is wet and heat is hot. Tomorrow, she'll observe that Frappuccinos are cold and delicious. You keep tellin' it like it is, Britney. Truth to power.

Nitwit.

I think those boots are like, I dunno, the ring of Green Lantern. The only difference is that they give her the superpower of extrastupidity.

FRIST - It Friday already? I think I missed Thursday. I have to stop drinking

I'm fine, Mike, you?

She's always shopping, shopping, shopping...but she always dresses like she raided the Goodwill racks.

I wonder how much that fuschia-frocked babysitter of hers costs? "C'mon, Britney honey, let me take your arm, you know you can't go out in that road unless I take your arm."

"That judge is mean." Poor Britney.

"You make me wish I hadn't come here." Pouting Paris to Jay Leno. These ridiculous twats are so used to having their asses kissed that it just blows them away when it doesn't happen. So funny.

Oh crap

Cut!! Wardrobe coach! Yeah, get her into something that says "I do have a brain". Stat!

how wouldnt hate a judge that took your kids away. just give her a break..

I see she likes wearing those big-ass jiz catching safety sunglasses.

@12 Jimbo,
No, I wish they were wearing pretty panties under their robes.

More like a "Spy" from "Mad Magazine," who else would want to eavesdrop on her.

Britney and her friend look like they both just climbed out from under a 405 Freeway underpass.

Britney looks like a clown. Her friend has nice cans, though.

I see she still has her head atop her torso. Bitch, get in the car and drive. I'm still waitin'....

I wonder if Britney strolls into court with her Starbucks and rat dog? That poor judget I bet it's all he can do to restrain himself from leaping over his bench and pounding the crap out of her. #25 has it right.

Britney shouldn't worry about the judge's words; instead, she should heed God's word:

Proverbs 31:26-31
Her words are sensible,
and her advice
is thoughtful.
She takes good care
of her family
and is never lazy.
Her children praise her,
and with great pride
her husband says,
"There are many good women,
but you are the best!"
Charm can be deceiving,
and beauty fades away,
but a woman
who honors the LORD
deserves to be praised.
Show her respect--
praise her in public
for what she has done.

31:10-31 Proverbs has a lot to say about women...This woman is an excellent wife and mother...Her strength and dignity do not come from her amazing achievements...they are a result of her reverence for God. In our society, where physical appearance counts for so much, it may surprise us to realize that her appearance is never mentioned. Her attractiveness comes entirely from her character...the woman in these verses may not be one woman - she may be a composite portrait of ideal womanhood...her fear of God leads to enjoyment, success, honor and worth. Proverbs is practical for us because it shows us how to become wise, make good decisions, and live according to God's ideal.

Celebrity Britney Spears is currently missing God's plan for a woman to be praised and called "blessed". Her life is a vivid illustration of why each of us must have a reverence for our loving God and trust Him to help us make wise choices every day.

Apparently Karma is taking a small vacation.

yes, she has a huge ass

a huge pimply ass

a huge pimply greasy ass

huge pimply greasy rancid ass

mornin fuckers!

Does she look like some sort of falcon- like if she threw her arms back, that fur disaster would take her up like a jet pack, shooting her through the air.... or should I give up this silly little crack habit of mine :)

Enjoy, Mike!

When will this sack of human waste just die already? Anything, please.... overdose, falling piano...anything!

I love her! I hope we have 5 more Britney stories today, and at least 300 total comments. She's the last remaining celebrity superpower.

OMG, what's up with the length of her pants? Increasing her dirtyness.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I don't care what anybody thinks, I think she's hot! So what if she's not perfect? Perfect people are cold, not sexy, and Britney is S-E-X-Y! She's got a "huge pimply greasy rancid ass"? Wonderful! I'd love to have her squat over my face and pop whiteheads so that the pus shoots into my mouth!

We are her fans. We cannot be stopped. Hell, we can't even be reasoned with. SO SUCK IT, HATERS!

her new assistant looks a little rough and tough, like she could kick some ass or she does Meth, She has nice boobs though

#28 you really need some help

who's the man-in-drag ushering her around.

can't she afford a new pair of pants?!? other then that she looks much better then before! her jeans just completely look like trash...

@47,
Kiss my lilly-white ass.
I need some help alright.........,help getting off........................, want to help me?

wtf is up with her hair? wow, does she even bathe anymore?

Wow, Matthew (#33)... well said.

A little out of sync with the rest of the posts, but well said nonetheless.

While this Britney crap is getting old, she is still a fascinating study for the amateur shrinks out here: That poor dog is her only representation of unconditional love now. Everything else is gone.

The judge is setting an example for the rest of party outgoing parents who choose to have children and in the lime light. These parents are no different then the non wealth except they can afford nanny's and luxuries. She should show respect to the courts, follow the rules she is given as it isn't helping matters. I've heard of worse cases. Britney is should be setting an example for the rest of
other mothers and fathers going through the same thing . Fine have fun in a fun way. Most people would be sentenced big time just for the drugs and driving under the influence. Get your respect back for yourself and family.

Who is that snout-faced girl that's with Britney? Must be one of her new handlers. How come in every picture you see of Spears and somebody else, the other person is leading Britney around like an orderly leading a blind elderly shit-stained woman? I guess that' what happens when you mix alcohol and numerous over-the counter medications with cocaine and methamphetamines. Or whatever else you're injecting in to your butthole. Jesus, I hope it's Jamie-Lynn's fist that's in Britney's ass. Yeah, I wanna see Jamie and Britney sixty-nine! Is J-Lynn of age yet? Oh, yeah, she's old enough.

BOOTS! It's her.

What, her new strategy for looking halfway decent is picking the ugliest person alive to hang out with 24/7? I mean, sweet mug on the chick in the purple dress. Good God.

Is that a scrunchie?!?!?!?!?

Who is the dumb Jewish cow with plastic boobs next to Britney? I guess Britney has resorted to surrounding herself with people even uglier than herself (I wouldn't have believed it's possible, but the pictures don't lie)

There are those GD f-ing brown boots again!! I hate those things. Spent a litlle of the money you have left and buy some new footwear. Those damned boots could probably know their way around LA better than most people by now.

about 60 - Sorry! I meant SPEND instead of SPENT and LITTLE instead of LITLLE.

Her money has definitely gone to her head if she thinks that a judge sitting on a bench needs to give HER respect.

"His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."

Um, and what's Brit's business card say these days? Certainly not best-selling recording artist as of late. Last I checked, sitting around and getting off on giving orders was all she really had left on that colorful little resume of hers.

@ # 45....

I don't know what's worse, Britney, or the fact that she still has people who idolize her!

If Britney is among the kinds of people you respect and admire, then you really haven't aspired to much in life--which is...to put it simply....quite sad. *sigh*

Brittany is in her Bono Halloween costume. Doncha know.
Doesn't she know she is being photographed by all the people flocking aorund her with those big black clicky boxes?
How about her People magazine cover? Why is she wearing 39 bobby pins in her bangs? Why would anyone let themselves be seen like that??

Sweats, fine. Jammies, fine. Bono/Falcon costume, fine whatevs.
But what is with the hair?
PS about a bazillion calories in a Frap.

Fuck she's ugly

I THINK BRIT SHOULD TAKE A SOUL CLEANSING TRIP TO THE DESERT WHERE SHE CAN EXPAND HER MIND INSTEAD OF HER ASS.
TRADE THE DOG FOR SOME PEYOTE.

( NO B NOT THE DESSERT, YOU'VE BEEN THERE AND YOUR SOUL IS STILL JUST AS DIRTY AS LINDSAYS SPOILED COOCH)

White Trash Christian loser slut, i love how she wears the cross like such a nasty slut, Jesus would be proud.

Someone needs to tell the chick with the snow boots that it doesnt snow in LA.

THOSE AREN'T SNOW BOOTS, THEY ARE UGGS.

NEVERTHELESS THE BOOTS LOOK REDORKULOUS WITH THE DRESS AND ARE PROBABLY HIDING SOMETHING NASTY.

I DON'T THINK IT IS A CROSS, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A SWORD, SYMBOLIZING WHAT A COURAGEOUS WARRIOR SHE IS, BATTLING HER WAY THROUGH THE CROWDS OF COOCH SNAPPING PAPSMEARAZZI, AND MAKING HER WAY TO STARBUCKS. MAYBE THEY SHOULD CHANGE THEIR NAME TO HASBEENBUCKS.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

catty? try wicked retarded.

Why is she always being held up?
Can't she just fucking walk like a human?

She sounds like a 12-year old idiot girl whining because she got grounded for punching her dad in the face. "omg what did I do, you're just a MEAN OLD FART who gets off on telling me what to do." Shut up whore, they were trying to do you a favor and you can't even be bothered to comply with simple requests so you can see your kids. You deserve every punishment you got and worse.

And couldn't agree with #55 more. She is too retarded to figure out where to go so she has to be hauled around like an easily distracted toddler. Pathetic.

"...he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all" = "...he talked to me without my permission and he should making me exempt from the law because I'm a big star, bitch!"

In the last two pictures, that dog looks poised for flight. Maybe the judge will take custody of it from her. He ought to, just for the fact that she makes it wear a bedazzled pink tee shirt.

Know what it's called, Britney? Education! Yeah, he tells people what to do. Yeah, he gets off on it. But the thing is: he worked his a** off to get there and he's earned it! He therefore gets to do his job and enjoy the "perks". As for him disrespecting you? The only kind of respect anyone is entitled to by right is to be respected as a human being. Other than that, respect is not automatic - it is earned. Strive hard to be a decent human being - and respect will follow. Dig?!

I know it's wrong, but how can you not HAAAAAATE this kind of shit.

She hates her judge and apparently hates any kind of fashion sense and looking remotely presentable as well.

D. Richards, you made me laugh so hard I farted. Why aren't you writing for the Fish? You're a natural! I'll be your agent!

"I hate Britney Spears. She is so stupid. Just an old flatulence. She has no respect to anyone at all. Her job is to sit there and eat a Big Mac. And that's just so sad, because she gets off on it."

What else does Britney hate?

* Thinking.

* A healthy meal.

* Kids.

* Her kids especially.

* Kfed.

* Panties.

* Bras.

* Well...when you get right down to it...any clothing.

* Exercise.

* Being sober.

hahahahhahahaha lol

This is the funiest quote ever. This girl has no grasp on reality - She thinks the rules don't apply to her because she used to have a music career - A bit like Lohan, although it looks like she "might" have woken up.

81.

In fairness - I think I've found my soul mate because I hate all those things too.

#Sam Heim, our forfathers needed fur, but they didnt abuse animals for severals years in small cages to get their fur, second britney or anybody else, doensnt need fur to keep warm,
fur sucks and its soo soo yesterdaY

#79. I'm glad you farted. That's what I do; I aim to fart. I don't know. I should be getting paid. Somebody pay me, and Missy'll represent me!

P.s. Did your fart stink?

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Roll up your freakin pants, child!