Oct 26 2007Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to meet in court
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will meet with a judge today to give a progress report on their custody battle. L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon will receive testimony from several custody experts. The outlook doesn’t look good for Britney, but she may make some ground on her visitation rights. People reports:
The judge is not expected to reinstate the 50-50 custody arrangement that was in place before the judge stripped Spears of custody and allowed only visitation."At best, she may get unmonitored visits and more overnight privileges," says family law attorney Scott Weston, who's not involved with either party. "This case is still in the early stages and could go on for months."
Knowing she has to be on her best behavior, a monitored Britney spent most of yesterday afternoon with her children. She took them to a pumpkin patch then to Swings N’Things, according to Us Magazine:
“She wanted a swing set for her boys for her house in Malibu,” an employee told Usmagazine.com. "She was nice to me. There was just so much commotion.”
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will reconcile and get back together. That’s my prediction. Somebody carve that into a mountain for me. It will be the ultimate publicity move for Britney’s new album. She’ll pull her shit together and decide to tour. K-Fed will move back in and the kids will go back to being cared for by a nanny while Mommy and Daddy make Cheetos-fueled amateur porn. And all will be right with the world. You know, until Lindsay Lohan squeezes out a kid. Then it’s Armageddon, baby.
Reader Comments
1. Ript1&0 - October 26, 2007 11:16 AM
Awwww.... that's kind of sweet actually. A sweet little ending to the world's greatest romance. Someone should turn this into a feature film.
2. Ript1&0 - October 26, 2007 11:16 AM
Holy shit I WAS actually first. God, that makes me lame as hell. I gotta go to class now and pretend this never happened.
3. HQ Celebrity - October 26, 2007 11:17 AM
Kevin looked really hurt.
4. Clem - October 26, 2007 11:18 AM
The lips, the wigs, the gnawed down fingers - that's class baby.
5. my comment - October 26, 2007 11:18 AM
Boots and fingernails.
6. Jimbo - October 26, 2007 11:24 AM
@2 you were not first but you are lame as hell
7. Sharon - October 26, 2007 11:25 AM
These two meet more in court than thah ever did in their proper wedding days.
I still feel sorry for those two beautiful little boys of theirsl
"Dadddy, did mommy always have devil horns and a tail,,,or is that just just grandma Lynn's story to scare us for Halloween??..."
8. Ryan - October 26, 2007 11:27 AM
I wish gravity would cease to support her and she would rocket through the atmosphere and freeze to a Pop-Brick in space.
9. Nicole - October 26, 2007 11:28 AM
#6, #2 WAS first you fucking IDIOT!!!!! HA
10. kpol - October 26, 2007 11:28 AM
I'm just impressed that she got out of the car without flashing the crowd. Give the little lady a frappuccino and a gold star!
I wonder for what percentage of American women that would be a praise worthy accomplishment?
11. FRIST!!! - October 26, 2007 11:28 AM
Overnight visitations? But who will watch the kids?
12. fashion plate and bowl - October 26, 2007 11:30 AM
Nice white summer dress in OCTOBER.
13. FRIST!!! - October 26, 2007 11:31 AM
Ok, I gotta go to work. There better be a new post by the time I get there or there will be heel to pay.
14. FRIST!!! - October 26, 2007 11:32 AM
Hell!!! I meant Hell!!! I suck at typing. Bye.
15. ugh! - October 26, 2007 11:32 AM
TTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAKE A SHOWER!!!
PLEASE! YOU WILL FEEL BETTER!!
:(
I know she can't hear me..
16. veggi - October 26, 2007 11:33 AM
She looks so pure in her white dress.
17. breezy - October 26, 2007 11:37 AM
this is the most clothes I've seen her wear in a while...she actually looks semi-decent! Keep it up, Brit!!
18. ssdd - October 26, 2007 11:37 AM
Hairy ass pits Pic 4
19. veggi - October 26, 2007 11:37 AM
16- try finding your own name dumbass. thanks.
20. Sassy - October 26, 2007 11:38 AM
Trashy boots, chewed fingernails, greasy, yucky hair, pimples on face and some armpit growth. Classy as ever.
21. Duchess of Dork - October 26, 2007 11:38 AM
Those boots kill me. Why can't she find it within herself to dress well? She can certainly afford it.
22. Jimbo - October 26, 2007 11:39 AM
@9 Who gives as a shit. He is still lame as hell. Now go make his lunch and get him off to school like a good mom
23. kpol - October 26, 2007 11:41 AM
Britney is starting to remind me of Courtney Love. Not the new, cleaned up Courtney. I'm talking about the Courtney from back in the 90s who single handedly did more drugs than all the members of Cypress Hill put together and always looked like she'd just rolled out of bed in a gutter.
24. jesus - October 26, 2007 11:49 AM
People, people! We need to put a stop on all shipments of human hair to Britney's stylist! She is wasting all of the good shit on her skanky self. I say enough is enough. Britney, be yourself -- I want to see your cueball again!
25. veggi - October 26, 2007 11:50 AM
I hate this bitch, but when I was looking at these pictures eventually I realized I was playing with my nipples. So I guess I have to say this is a good look for Britney. What doesn't look good? The snail trail on the seat of my chair.
26. jesus - October 26, 2007 11:50 AM
...and I don't mean your vagina.
27. my comment - October 26, 2007 12:00 PM
#23-- There's a new cleaned-up Courtney?/??
28. PunkA - October 26, 2007 12:13 PM
Is it just me or does Brit's skin just look bad. Damn, she needs to see Tom Cruise skin guy. Does wonder for that freak.
29. mandora - October 26, 2007 12:15 PM
Look at the passenger's side floor of the car!!! OMG It seriously looks like a wine goblet on top of her parenting skills notebook!
30. eeeewww - October 26, 2007 12:17 PM
Did anyone else notice in the first pic it looks like a wine glass on the floor in her car? Right on top of the "Parenting Solutions" binder....
31. Tits McGee - October 26, 2007 12:17 PM
OMG! IT is a big assed pimp cup on the "chirlin" class notebook.
32. Bigheadmike - October 26, 2007 12:18 PM
Laser Those Pits Brit!!!!!!!!
33. Awww, Not This Crap Again! - October 26, 2007 12:18 PM
@ #10...
I was going to say the same thing, but it looks like in the first picture, she ALMOST had a little difficulty with that. Even in long skirts/dresses, she has trouble being "lady like."
Money CERTAINLY can't buy class.
34. Tits McGee - October 26, 2007 12:20 PM
We should all be very happy for her wearing a different pair of boots, though. Am I right? huh?
35. Awww, Not This Crap Again! - October 26, 2007 12:24 PM
In picture #5, did she do the alterations (hemline) herself? What a domestic diva she is!
36. MrSemprini - October 26, 2007 12:42 PM
AGH Those boots!! AGAIN!! burn them o burn them o burn them o burn them o burn them o burn them o please burn them o burn them o burn them.
***
Umm, sorry. Went away there... Won't, ah, happen again, maybe... ha ha
*crickets*
Dang
37. Chef - October 26, 2007 12:43 PM
In her will, she wants to be buried in a table cloth, no panties, and her special boots. That's what it says!
38. Frick - October 26, 2007 12:58 PM
As absurd as it sounds, I could actually see her taking Kevin back. I don't think she's over that douchebag. He really messed her up good. Although I don't know that he would take her back; why should he? He's getting what he wants (her money) AND he doesn't have to deal with her annoying ass on a day to day basis. Win win situation.
39. Nikk - October 26, 2007 2:00 PM
Those are different boots, actually.
40. my eyes - October 26, 2007 3:24 PM
THANK GOD SHE KEPT HER LEGS CLOSE AS SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR
41. Matthew - October 26, 2007 3:50 PM
Britney:: I hope Braindine picks me up at starbuck with cletus.... Trainwreck
42. ladyface - October 26, 2007 4:03 PM
yuuu-huuuuuuck
she is trying too hard to flash pootang. unless she sits with her dress stuffed up her crotch.. she is nasty and tasteless.
43. Ript1&0 - October 26, 2007 4:09 PM
Hahaha!!! Jimbo thinks I'm a man. Sweet... let's go with that then. I am in no way touching my own tits right now.
44. Phaimus - October 26, 2007 6:15 PM
nasty girl..
45. KamUK - October 26, 2007 8:14 PM
Those boots are back, and the hair? greasy ratty mop. Kill her she's gonna kill herself pretty soon anyway.
46. Big Dumb Oaf - October 26, 2007 10:40 PM
Forty...Duh- who cares?
But hey- the Exciting part...
46!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. Makemepuke - October 26, 2007 11:35 PM
Britanny is such a fucking loser......where are all the psychotic stalker celebrity killers when you need them.
48. blizzy - October 27, 2007 11:06 AM
Boy they love taking pictures of her getting out of cars don't they...
Really guys, stop putting posts on this site about Britney. I'd rather read about Rosie emptying McDonald's freezer or Ellen fighting with the dog nazi.
49. sdfkjlj - October 27, 2007 4:36 PM
she could afford a private manicurist every morning ...
she could afford a cute pair of new, designer white sandals ...
she could pull her hair up in a cute do ...
she could shave the pits ...
what the hell is wrong with her?
she is mentally ill obviously.
but her body looks good in general - the abs, etc. She looks good in that respect. Gotta give her that. She is still young - wait till her metabolism slows, though.
50. JANE - October 27, 2007 11:20 PM
does nobody else notice she had her lips done?? her upper lip at least, look at it in the last pic, she sooooo got collegen
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