Oct 24 2007Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attend first parenting class

So much Brit news today

yey, first (?). ilove britney, she's my retarded baby

My first comment! WOW

Woohoo! FOURTH!!!!111one

Anyway. She looks like crap. I can't believe I was jealous of how pretty she was when I was eleven.

She is forced to do this because of her status

Imagine how many others would never go through this

This really is a matter that her mother and mother in law should be guiding her in - not some stranger

She was distraught because she realized they conned her into going there by telling her there was a Starbuck's, and when she got there she found out they'd lied. I'd be pissed off too. ;-)

of course she still has feelings for kev, that's all that matters to her

Hope she wore her panties to class. No need to shoot beev shots at the instructor to get an A.

Mother and Mother-In-Law? Do you think that Brit's mom is doing such a great job with her daughters that she should give parenting advice? Ha! Or that just giving birth makes you a mother?

And would someone please send her a gift certificate to get her nails done?

@6: Dammit you beat me to the punch with the tricking her into thinking it was a Starbucks comment.

@8: If YOU were the instructor and she tried to get an A by flashing that nasty cooch, would you give her an A? I think not. Of course, Britney doesn't think like sane people so it's a real possibility.

I'm so sick of this fucking site. It used to actually be useful for some funny celebrity stuff. You might as well just change from superficial.com to britneyspearsgossip.com

i can give two shits what britney's parenting coach thinks about, or what britney's former bodyguard said, or she is reading a bible or Britney is going to fucking starbucks. jeez...get a fucking clue people!!!

i saw her photo on a dating site called richmingle.com. Is that really her?

I was raised by Wolves myself, so I know there are worse people and things that can be your parents than Britney and Fed-Ex. Having said that, I still turned out OK, except for the fact that I post comments on "The Superficial Website" to dish celebrities.......

I bet she was crying in the bathroom because she finally realized that her mouth literally looks like an asshole. Gay dudes everywhere must be cuming on to her.

superficial.com to britneyspearsgossip.com EXACTLY#11
yet Troy I gotta know.. was She wearing the Boots ' today

Miss Universe, she was forced to go through this because she is a terrible mother with no parenting skills. If she would listen to her mother or any one else, she might have picked up some things by now, but NO, Britney cant/wont listen to anybody. So the only way to force her to learn how to be a good mother (and I think that is impossible -- she only has the brainpower and maternal instincts to become at best an average mother) is to force parenting classes on her.

Most of your comments suck.

Rumer has it kevin gave her a frappicino then she blew him in the bathroom.....but thats just what I heard

#13 I was raised by wolves too and Im a serial killer who also steals frapiccinos from little ole ladies...and trolls...and well, where is this going????

who wrote this piece? it's bad.

In other news, Britney Spears ate a burger and chipped a nail. Then she burped. He child was neglected while she was out driving poorly in a bikini so she could snort coke from the asscheeks of the Hamburglar. Then K-Fed cut another steaming pile of music, and Britney tried to sing over dull dance tracks written by overpaid hit songwriters.

More tits, please. And a wider selection of celebrities.

Britney isn't just a trainwreck.....she's a boring trainwreck.

awwww pooor Britney still has FEEWINGS for K-FED! hahahahahahaha.

FAIL

A mother with maternal instincts is like a museum without art.

/I'm deep like dirty water

Leave her alone. She is a poor and lonely girl now! Her ex Justin is dating another young beauty on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. Brintnay should end her single life as soon as possible. It is too hard to be a single mom.

kevin must not be interested one bit. how sad cause really, what other options does he have?

I heard Britney's vagina has its own little superhero cape. But you're no match for that thing alone. We should join forces.

I know you guys are dying to know - those awesome brown boots Brit ALWAYS wears - they are made by Chloe and sell for $1284. Please send hate mail to Chloe since I blame them for making such a fugly boot that would appeal to Brit's cheap hooker fashion taste.

Miss Universe:
Your comments are so ridiculous that I cannot help but believe you are being sarcastic.
On the outside chance that you are serious, I must say that your comment about her being forced to do this because of her status is, well, ignorant, for lack of a stronger word. If she was a joe schmoe she would be in jail, first of all, for the DUI and then driving without a license. In the event that she was somehow able to bail herself out, she would have long ago lost her children to the foster care system THE FIRST TIME SHE DID NOT SHOW UP FOR COURT. She would not have been given the ten thousand (untaken) chances that Britney has been given.
I suspect too, that if the judge had been informed of joe schmoe woman's flashing her pussy all over town and doing drugs and drinking, that she would not be seeing the light of day for a very long time. Meanwhile, Britney is free to cruise from gas station to gas station as she pleases. So do yourself a favor and shut your stupid pie hole bitch.

I just saw a commercial for BS new CD..ahaha thats real funny and being sold for $9.99?? pathetic..............

# 11 I agree.
I even think I saw this Brit movie a couple of years ago - Parents Without Borders - or something I think it was called, an African flic and Angelina Jolie was in it.
Put me to sleep. Failed to see the humor. (Something like this site)
I guess on this site - you have to do a bit of clicking -
because...well....
9/11 Was an Inside Job.

Fish,
Put down the bottle and fix the typo in the update. No no news on Kim Carcrashian? Chop chop.

See, I'm hammered and I make typos too... That should read "What, no NEW news on Kim Carcrashian?"

congrats Ted. You're uh...cool. Maybe not.

She looks like the second coming of the fat Elvis. Only I'd fuck Elvis...I mean... you know..if I had to, to save my puppy that I donated without proper paperwork,or something..I dont know..Look! FIRE!!!

I hate to be a nag - but stop my last link at like 10 secs.
And then say - how did gravity do that ?
And Brit - I think we're all still on your side.
In a 'remember when' type way. Etc.

Some days I come home after a stressful day and see that the anti-Perez has dipped into Star reporting with a depressed twist, and others I read about conflicted conversations with his penis and Thundercats references. The latter kill my migraines...

thundercats RULE

Well talking about Perez - I think he was on TV tonight.
Undercover. Called himself 'Russ' or 'Ross' or something.
To the best of my recollection - he had these people read his mind, Fire nail guns at him, tickle him, had Chis Angel (?) ridicule him and then had Uri Geller 'bend his spoon' as they say in industry.

Personally - I'm just here for the news.

fuck man....fuck britney and play your damn halo!!

Paid bloggers to drop URLs, go fuck yourself and the offsore Russian/Cayman Island/Thailand criminal ring you sprung from. Goddamn pukes.

Christian Right, do me a solid and pray for lightning to strike them down. Britney would approve. Cheers!

And Then There Were Typos in Everyone's Post.

Nobody's making any sense to me tonight! What the fuck was 34 saying?
.
Except, f course "miss universe', who always makes sense, and probably makes boom-boom on the potty when her mommy asks her to. Why are you so naive? You're always sticking up for Britney and making comments like "it's really a matter for her elders" or some such shit.
Are you 90? My grandmother is cooler than you.

Hey #5-miss universe':
You should bake her a chocolate squirt-gun cake and drop it off on her doorstep. Really. Do it and then let us know what happens, mmm k?

Isn't cardashian Kardashian? I know, CarCrashian, but it should be Karcrashian, right?
She has a new reality show-tivo that and hit pause-there you go...

Right on @39-yes yes yes I hate those fucking phony posts-ban them AND her new CD....

#29 BINKY YOU"RE A FUCKING MORON!!
Not one word of your dumb ass post was right..it was wrong in so many ways I think you bother me more than those nails on Britney. Who was NEVER, by the way, in "an African flic" with Angelina Jolie..
Where are you from-Pluto?

Your head is inside your anus.

#44 - You're right .
Tanx for the tip. Chances are the flic was"Beyond Borders" -
not "Parents without Borders"
My bad.
But, by the way - 9/11 was an Inside Job. Any comments ?
( Still waiting for that movie though)

Geez, that KFed sure fucked her up. Its bizarre what kind of power that nobody had on someone so famous and (once) coveted. Did he put her under a spell or something?... Just amazing in bed?... What then? I don't see it. I just see a slimy scrub. And I don't think he ever even really cared for Britney either. He was just using her and fell in love with the money & lifestyle. I think he likes his girls black. I think he wishes HE was black. Anyways, I don't feel sorry for Britney, not anymore. You can only feel pity on someone for so long before you say ok, straighten up and get your shit together. Espc when that someone is a mother and has near limitless funds and connections and there are people who care about her and are trying to help.

what's up with her eyebrows ? UGLY !

She looks great as usual, especially her hands.

Miss Universe
Eat shit and die

soooooooooo Elvis
did you mention she shoots @ TVs yet?

Everyone* superficial, everyone! Let's not get too crazy now.

Do you know how I can see you're a bit pannicking. Look at your fingernails!! You simply don't look after them anymore. It is important though. You wanted to be a pop-star, remember. It's time you start acting mature and make choices. Do you wanna be a pop-star or is it: DELETE!!

Why is she so greasy looking lately? Did she stick her face in the wildfires or something?

That's an oily bitch.....

.

@53.

Butter. Her face is greasy, because she gets it mixed up with toast and spreads butter on it.

I love whoever writes these.

Fuck parenting class. Fuck parenting coaches. I'd cry in the bathroom, too, if I fucked-up as bad as Britney has. Damn, Spears is in a trick-bag. The guy she was married to, what's his name? It's not important, his name. Anyways, he manipulated this situation so as to look like he's the better parent; when in actuality, he's only doing this whole bullshit charade for the hefty amount of child support that the fucking loser's going to use to support himself for the next fifteen years. I hate that goddamn guy. It would be so fanciful if, as whatshiface is back-up dancing for, like the biggest star in the world, he tripped and fell off the front of the stage and was accidently strangled by some miscellaneous wires or something. He could die in front of the entire audience. That would be so erotic!

I read somewhere on here that Brit spends a lot of time in her bedroom. Doing what I dare ask? Hmmph, maybe:
Thinkin' about bathin' or maybe not bathin'
Decidin' what dirty, wrinkly clothes w/ crap spilled on them to wear to Starbucks
Deciding how to re-arrange that dirty, stinky hair
Deciding what boots to wear
Losing her underwear
Shaving her cooch
Ripping off the professional nailjob
Gettin' pinkeye
Deciding she needs trout lips
Plannin' to go tannin'
Leaving her brain on the pillow

Ever wonder why she can't just put her phone and cigarettes into her purse instead of clutching them in her hands in public like a desperate hillbilly even though she has a huge purse with lots of pockets on her arm. What's in the damn purse then? A comb? Makeup? A wallet? A mirror? Maybe a book or two? A change of boots? Something to wipe up spills? That poor dog? Well, we know for a long time it didn't have a valid driver's license.

Her arrogant ass has fallen flat on her face. She is truly an asshat.

So.....no comments yet on the moustache above the DSL, eh fish?

She looka like'a man!

You know, they ought to dress the parenting coach up in a Taco Bell costume and offer Britney free chalupas and Starbuscks coupons when she does something right. That will totally motivate her to try to be a good mom. Otherwise, the girl is too whacked out to do anything right for herself, let alone for her boys.

Snarf huh? I guess you were inspired by last night's episode of South Park...

Iwonky i think i love you

Britney:: Hey Yall hi Yall I am going to fail calss you all I hope it won't be dem test...Trainwreck

I think it's hilarious that she paints those stubby little fingernails.

Love you, Brit! Mean it!

F*** 'em! I love your comments! They crack me up! :-)

another gorgeous pic for the Brit file. If anyone sees this idiot on the street, please give her a hefty backhander for me, PLEASE??

Snarf? So you're confessing to being a WAY-back reader of Dragon Magazine?

You should be in a feature article on "Jobs You Can Get With a Background in Dungeons & Dragons." No, seriously. I'm just surprised not to see more chicks in chainmail bikinis on this site.

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