Oct 12 2007Beyonce is doing something with her boobs

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!

She'll whore herself out for anything. Doesn't she alread have enough dough?

I think it's a used condom. I read somewhere that makes Jay-Z wear one whenever he gives her a chilidog. Makes no sense, but, you know...nigs.

It's double-sided tape. She's obviously not wearing a bra (you can see her nipples through the shirt), so I guess it was either having the tape show or the boobs.

Yeah, gonna go with double stick tape on this one. It's a common thing, to tape your clothes to yourself to avoid a wardrobe malfunction.

#3....."nigs"? What up with that????? You racists PIG!!!!!

She really is at the peak of her beauty. That olive green dress goes so well with her copper bronze hair and matching complexion

she does have a rare universal beauty that combines many nationalities

scroll scroll scroll I am trying to escape the bible thumpers. Man I hope I'll be safe here on the Beyonce post. Good thing the Thumpers don't like blackies (or trannies, and beyonce always checks both those boxes) so hopefully they'll stay away for a while so I can slowly start to keep my food down again.

I think you can see her nipples.

Wow I love black women!

She's so HOT!!!

Actually, this story is all about appearance, and the Scripture really does have a lot to do with appearances. Both the story of the good Samaritan and at the home of Mary and Martha are about self-image. The priest and Levite are concerned about if they will be fit to serve in the temple or synagogue, chosing their own appearance of serving God over the reality of what He wants. Martha wants to make sure everything looks good, but Mary is more concerned about being good.

I think the Lord would be much more impressed with a desperate, broken, sinful heart brought out and laid at His feet with no pretense than a sharp dressed woman hiding and covering wounds so the world can see how great she is and how much she has everything together. And don't let her get close to the broken heart, she might get blood on her outfit.

We need more Mary's and less Martha's, more Samaritan's and less Levite's, more children and less fashion-obsessed celebrity watchers. Children will ask honest questions and aren't self-conscious. They will state the obvious and care nothing for pretense. If they are hurt or made a boo boo, they will usually just let you know. And in a child-like way, they will see through the appearance of things to the heart of the matter. Thank God He has revealed Himself to little children.

In my day, we didn't have "double-sided tape." We just had tape. Yards and yards of tape. Oh, and stick-um. Gallons and gallons of the stuff. Used to keep my hat on with it. Told Tom Landry about it. One day my glasses fell off and Ray Nitschke stepped on 'em. Used the tape to fix 'em, used the stick-um to keep 'em on my face, used Nitschke to wash my car for a month.

I like this dame. Nice choice of color, but she should use some bright yellow pants to go with the top.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh They found us. Help me someone this site is going to the Thumpers.

#8 they found us here, too... but that's OK because...
Three departed souls were standing at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter said to them, "In order to enter these gates, you must first tell me the meaning of Easter."

The first soul stepped up and said, "Easter is a time when families come together to enjoy a turkey dinner and give thanks for their many blessings."
St. Peter pointed downward and with that the soul vanished.

The second soul stepped up and said, "Easter is a holiday where people decorate a pine tree and place presents under it."
Again St. Peter pointed downward and the soul vanished.

The third soul stepped up and said, "Easter is all about a man named Jesus who lived about 2,000 years ago. He spoke of the coming of God's kingdom and he performed many miracles. Soon the leaders of the temple became angry at him, so they had him put to death. Three days later, he arose from the dead and stepped out of his tomb...."
At this, Saint Peter began to smile, until the soul continued...
"then Jesus saw his shadow and we had 6 more weeks of winter."

Re : 13 Oh. Oh. - the Packers win a few games and look who's born again

@16 that was funny! C'mon Papa Bear rise from the grave and get after Vince. Oh by the way, Beyonce is very pretty.

I forgive you #15. Not for telling a religious joke, those are fine - please, I'm God, bring in on, meatsack. I forgive you for telling one from grade school.

Easter is when jesus brought a rabbit over on the mayflower like 100 years ago. duh.

har har har har.

Haha that Easter joke was better than today's post.

It's a type of bra that is self-adhering. It's 'supposed' to be sheer. A lot of whorebags where it when they need support and don't want bra-straps in order to debut low-plunging cleavage.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? Because he always gets nailed to the boards.

She has that nlgger speaking voice where she can't pronounce certain words correctly.

That's not tape man... that the first part of her nipple. Its like huge.

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary were doing chores around their home in Nazareth when suddenly, Jesus ran outside to Joseph, and asked, "Did you call me?"

"No, I'm sorry," Joseph replied, "I just hit my thumb with the hammer, again."

It's Hollywood Tape. I use it all the time to keep the plunging necklines of my slinky knit dresses from slipping off of my enormous breasts.

#26
all riight!!!

Ok I've reached my fucking religious tolerance limit. Goobye and have a great weekend realists. Seeing all the sudden religious posts I do wonder if some troll is punking the shit out of us but, honestly it doesn't matter if all that mindless "god loves you" rambling is sincere or not either way it's fucking unbearable I'd rather readParis' list of STD's than be subjected to another second of this shit.

aww... #28...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

P.S. Sam Hain you funny but it's not enough to stop the the headache those bible thumpers gave me.

Religious Joke Day!!!!!!! Ha Ha!!!!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
"Yes, Father it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?" asks the priest.
"I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later," said the priest, "so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say." replied Johnny.
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I’ll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capeli?"
"I’m sorry but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You’re very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What’d you get?"
Johnny replies, "Four months vacation and five good leads......

Anybody have a lead on Beyonce's booty?

How about this one?

Four nuns go to heaven and as they get to the pearly gates St. Peter presides over them and says, "Now usually we ask people here if they have any last sins they want to confess before going before Him, but since you are nuns, you have presumably lived a rather sin-free life. Nonetheless, this is your time to confess anything you have hanging over your head."
So the first nun walks up and says, "Well, I have to confess that one day, while cleaning out the priests’ quarters, I walked into one of the rooms without knocking and, well...I saw the priest’s penis." Ashamed, she bowed her head and waited for a response.
St. Peter replies, "No problem at all daughter of God, just cleanse your eyes in the fountain of purity and all will be forgiven."
The second nun then steps forward and says, "I, too, have something similar I must get off my chest. You see, while cleaning out the priests’ quarters I also forgot to knock, saw the priest naked, but .... I could not resist....I touched the priest’s penis." Completely embarrassed in front of her peers and St. Peter, she bowed and waited for her judgment.
St. Peter calmed the nun and replied, "Do not fret child, merely cleanse your hands in the fountain of purity and all will be forgiven."
Before the third nun can step forward, the nun behind her starts to pull her and shove her away, attempting to get in front of her. St. Peter, rather surprised with the nun’s actions pleads the nun to stop and explain herself. So the last nun says, "Oh St. Peter, I only wanted to gargle the water from the fountain of purity before she put her ass in it!

Not racism in Brooklyn!

zebra died and went to heaven and was waiting with St. Peter at the pearly gates. The zebra asked Peter, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
Peter replied, "Only God knows that answer."
So the zebra went into heaven and found God and asked Him, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God replied to him, "You are what you are" and then left him.
Confused the zebra went back to St. Peter and said "God told me, ’You are what you are’ what does that mean?"
Peter replied "Oh its very clear, you are a white zebra with black stripes."
"Why is that?" the zebra asked.
"Because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have told you ’You is what you is’

She should wear a bra so that her tits don't get all Beyonce.

Get it? Beyonce? Bouncy?

You see what I did there?

Ba-zing!

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lol.

Sam Hain...

Thanks for making the work day worth it...

I wish this FUR SCUM WOULD DIE BEFORE WINTER COMES.

Havoc... Woot!!! Nice work!

oh BTW...

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Yea, you can see her nips clearly in pics 3 and 5. Beyonce's face is busted though seriously, am I the only who noticed that she has baby teeth...yes she has baby teeth and her hair is gross...I mean she's still a prime cut, but if it was her in one room and Jessica Simpson in the other...well I am going to Jessica...because having sex with black people is just gross anyways...eeewww...

Let her be! She looks great!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2268750

MarC

Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day, I'm so sorry to see you say goodbye. Here's a song that I know will help you feel better:

Sometimes I'm battle weary
I forget to use my shield
The arrows pierce my armor
And I stumble in the field

A shield won't do much good if it's hangin' by your side
Keep the shield of faith before you if you want to stay alive

I'll think my life is over
But the Lord he comes to me
He heals my wounded spirit
And he sets me on my feet

A shield won't do much good if it's hangin' by your side
Keep the shield of faith before you if you want to stay alive

Sometimes your battle weary
But the war's already won
Keep your head and hold your shield high
'Til your days of life are done

A shield won't do much good if it's hangin' by your side
Keep the shield of faith before you if you want to stay alive

Keep the shield of faith before you if you want to stay alive

#40 - Why don't you stick the shield of faith up your ass? You are on the wrong site dude.

Wow. Allasson... that's really touching. I'm so glad you've come here to grace us all with your piousness. Why don't you come to me and let me touch your backside?'

oh and...

Why did Popeye slug Jesus.
For going to mount Olive.

40.

Christ on a stick!

That drivel sounds like a cheap knock-off of Manowar...

Oh okay, since it's joke day...

Q: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

A: Bit of both, this is a rape.

It looks like she is wearing those sticky cups from Victorias Secret. They just stick to your boobs no straps required.

Noticing that Britney's hair is looking like shit these days... she should definitely get in touch with this girls stylist... notice how they weaved in the extensions and made this girl look like she actually has human hair .. completely removing the wool and brillo ....I applaud whomever performed this grueling task. .

44- I hate you.

veggi!!!

that is SO inappropriate...

I love it.

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

now I'm fucking thristy!!!!! dammit!

re: veggi @44 -
Ugly women benefit from rape because otherwise they wouldn't know the pleasure of intercourse.

You know, having been a man, Jesus probably appreciates Beyonce's rather spectacular hooters, regardless of her level of "inner beauty". Just look at 'em. Oh, yeah. She's gettin' a free ticket to heaven, no matter what she does in this life.

jesus fucking christ.

Hey! Rape is nothing to joke about! Rape is supposed to be something special that is shared between a man and an unconscious stripper.

yeah, the "lap dance is best when the stripper is crying"

Oh, oh. Sam hain, that beer joke confirms something I've suspected: you might be my brother. The only thing making me unsure is that you can spell.

BB don't be fooled by the fancy placement of letters...
I use spelling to compensate.

It's a slow day???? Dude Orlando Bloom just got into a car accident and injured two women! It's not slow at all!

I forgot to look for the tape. I just kept going, IS THAT A NIPPLE?? I THINK I SAW A NIPPLE the whole time.

yes that is how she keeps her puppies secure, she has never let one escape, its a damn shame too

Hey "Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day" - if you're lurking, there's a comment back on the Britney thread that might cheer you up. It's a song from "Friends" which itself would seem lame, but it's a little weird how perfectly it fits in that Britney thread.

It's medical adhesive. Probably spray-on kind. It's used in the same capacity as double-sided tape, only it's less bulky than tape.

Also used to for temporary tattoos. I just made some Red Sox tattoos for my kids today. Go Sox!

It also works well if you need to anchor certain types of anatomical...toys.

Fuck. Even the lesbos have it out for us.

@26: Real celbs don't use "Hollywood Tape". They have stylists that use the real glue stuff on them.

She should show her tits for Playboy instead of whoring cell phones or whatever consumerist shit.

Fuck off 62 troll.

Damn her fake hair is nasty. I find it inconcievable with all the purty white girls out there that any one would think she looks good. Yuk! Missing link.

MassGrrl are you mad at yourself? That's kinda hot... that and shame... shame's hot.

#13 Vince Lombardi,
Doubtful may people in here know who Tom Landry is but I got you.

#69 - I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!?!?!!!

you know what else is hawt? the drunkin dance-offs in my living room

#69 no doubt! we're not all a bunch of religious 15 year old girls...

although we should get a few more of those in here... that's hot, too...

Goog God Holy Hell, it's fucking Friday paople!!!!!!!

Wait'll Sunday to godtalk. Saturday if you're adventist

mmmm... veggi... drunken dancing in the living room is totally hott!

Hey TS, I know who Tom Landry is

Yeah, it's double-sided tape to help stop her from having a possible "Tara Reid" wardrobe malfunction. Too bad Tara didn't know about this little nifty invention beforehand. Then maybe the world wouldn't have had to see her boob... again.

Since we're telling jokes...

Q. What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?

A: Crib death.

Wow--the world needs fewer cell phones and more sheer, clingy dresses!

All I can say is, "YUM!"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the nigga and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well then, I guess I'll just have a Coke."

FRIST I am not surprised. I already knew you were cool.

And certainly Hank Hill would know.

74- sam. It IS hawt!!! But dangerous. Dangerous like a fox!

Q - Why can't little black kids play in the sandbox?

A - Because the cats keep burying them.

Actually Bobby Hill is the one that goes to school there.

Ouch!!! I just hit my funny bone on my desk. That's ok, it wasn't that funny of a bone anyway.

#48 Sam Haim has already had me cracking up like 3 times today.

Q: Why won't a black guy use aspirin?
A: He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

A cannibal walks into the clearing his tribe uses for a toilet. He sees his best friend having a shit and crying his eyes out.
"What's wrong with you?" he asks.
His pal looks up at him with watery eyes and asys "I've just dumped my girlfriend."

well!! danger's my middle name. sam danger hain... and with that said...

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

hahaha 86!!!!! gross AND funny! yippee!!

Once upon a time, there was a pollack, a very dumb pollack. He climbed up a ladder to install a light bulb and fell, hitting his head. He had only time enough to ask a fellow coworker, "What smells purple?" before passing out. He was rushed to the hospital where emergency brain-surgery was performed.

When he awoke in the recovery room, a brain-surgeon leaned over him and said, "Mister Kowalski, I'm afraid we have some very bad news for you. Your brain injury is very severe and has shaved a lot of IQ points off of your intelligence. You will never be the same again."

Kowalski: "You mean I'll be as dumb as a wop?"

Surgeon: "Worse than that . . ."

Kowalski, with mounting horror: "I'll be as dumb as a spic?"

Surgeon, grimly shaking his head: "Worse . . ."

Kowalski: "GOOD GOD AHMIGHTY!!! YOU JIVIN' ME MANG!!!!"

how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

two, but how in the fuck did they get in there?

har har har. ok, pretty bad..........

Hows bouts this one then..

A guy walks into a bar and says OUCH!

nevermind.

How do you tell when an Indian boy becomes a man? When the diaper goes from the bottom to the top.

#89, not even one bit funny. Not because of it was racist so much as because it was just plain unfunny. Terrible joke. Toss that one from the repertoire.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

beyonce is so fucking interesting. NOT! har har har har har....... hello?

A man walks into a doctor's office with a steering wheel down his pants,the doctor says what happened, man says "I don't know but it's driving me nuts".

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

-Christopher Walken

Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four

this man is standing infront of the urinal, at the local toilet. his shirt sleeves hang, loosely down the sides of his body. he's bursting for a piss. another man walk's in, see this poor armless man standing there and says can I help. he answers, you could'nt unzip me, and get it out could you, I'm bursting. so the man unzips this poor fellow, and puts his hand in, as he get it out, it has a yellowbrown pus, leaking out of a huge green swellings all over. so he let's go in shock, the armless man has his pee. after he's pee'd, the other man say's I suppose, you'd like me to put it back would you. oh yes please he say's, so he does. he then say to the armless man, what the hell, is wrong with your cock. the armless men says (popping his hand out of the sleeves) I dont know, but I ain't touching it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

These jokes are horrible (great).

You should be ashamed of yourselves (keep it up)

I'm not reading anymore (hit refresh button)

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its just the edge of her bra, duh

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

So the Titantic is going down. The band is playing, and the rich and the privileged are slowly boarding life boats. Amist the commotion, standing in line for a life raft are a Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Calthoic Priest. The Rabbi looks around, and yells "Save the Children!". The lawyer who is in hurry to get on a boat himself, looks at him and says "Fuck the Children..." but before the lawyer could finish his sentence, the Priest interrupts, "Do you think we will have time?"

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car?
Hey, go easy on the candy.

What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
"Hey y'all... Watch this!"

God wanted to go on vacation, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
"Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter.
"No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God.
"Well, how about Mercury?"
"No, it's too hot there."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "What about Earth?"
"No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I got drunk and had a one-night stand with a Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it."

Beyonce is a boring piece of dirt, born of a whoring piece of dirt who has questionable talent and no brains to speak of. She's a tool.

YEAH I SAID IT!!!

Val OUT!!!

TaystLes that's hilarious.

Why do Jewish people have big noses?

Cuz Air is free.

are you kidding me with this racist bull-shit?! My God. We're all in this world together.
Beyonce is absolutely beautiful! *by the way*
oh, and that is double sided tape for clothing malfunctions. and obviously it's not doing it's job.

Fish, please please make the scary Bible people go away. You've been so kind as to bring us the gossip, and I know you have the ultimate supreme power to bring this conversation back to where it truly belongs. In the gutter. This is ruining my morning. Somebody say they want to stick that phone up Beyonce's ass until it bursts through her anal cavity and out through the boob tape. Please? Or come in her face and mix it with fake hair and boob tape and the sausage casing that clings to her, just smear it all over... Please?

Lindsay, here's a towel wipe the sand out your vagina.

Two families moved from Pakistan to America. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win $100.

A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replied, "Fuck you, ya towel-headed sand nigga."

these jokes are awesome ^^

Re: Beyonce, she sucks consumerism dick with a side of cheap sweatshop cellphone on the side. Really, as if she didn't lack cred before, now she hawks this asshat phone. Anyone who buys it deserves the seventh circle of hell. Where you won't get any signal on your Beyonce phone.

One night, after a couple went to bed, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping, darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

it's double sided tape. placed in a really bad spot.

beyonce: stop wearing your mom's ugly ass clothing. if you were wearing a decent dress, you wouldn't need any double sided tape because the dress would fit you properly. DUH.

also, look at her fake ass smile in the pictures. it's like she knows hawking a phone is a smarmy thing to do but she's doing it anyway!

Well I did come a lurking cuz I'm bored as fuck and the people magazine website won't post my filthy swear filled celeb hating rants. Stupid sissy bitches, I mean big fucking surprise but, It's till damned annoying. Freedom of speech fuckers. I've had to listen to bible thumping all day and at the people website it's all celb ass kissing and sucking so damnit post my angry celb verbal slashings. oh well that's why I love the superfish.

Sorry that was for #60 and that song did cheer me up some. Thank you.

Q: How is AIDS a miracle of nature?
A: It turns fruits into vegetables.

It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."

The son, not understanding, asks his father "What were the "Twin Towers?"" The father smiles sadly, and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."

The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what were the "Arabs"?"

Q: What does the dot on an Indian chick's forehead mean?

A: After she is married, on their wedding night, her husband gets to scratch off that dot to see if he wins a gas station or a 7-11.

I hate you number 118. So does gawd. and princess diana.

Q. What do lesbians do when they are having their periods?
A. Finger paint

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

It's one of those not real bra things you attatch to you boob and pull up and press down. It's a way around bra lines for tight clothes. She's just too stupid to wear them properly so they don't show.

What's the black kid who lives on your block going to get for Christmas?
--your bike.

gosh, you guys are so dumb.
its those silicon sitcky bras idiot faces!

***OOOGLE

Damn. I noticed alot of vicious people post here...But, I do hate this weave wearing stuck up whore.

She is fucking ugly. She looks like a dude. Fat fucking cow.

You know, I just thought of a new slogan for our religious bretheren ... and ... sisteren (??) ... you know, the Jesus folks:

Jesus loves big tits, too!

We want to keep everyone happy, after all.

you had a funny line or two don't beat it to death

Uh oh - all that bible talk made my head spin around and I puked green pea soup on my monitor. Do you think I should be worried? I think I'll go masturbate with a crucifix and see if that helps.

The racist comments and jokes (while obviously due to insecurity, stupidity, and jealousy) are unsurprising and to be expected by many white people who frequent on-line forums. Although I must say that I have noticed little to no racist statements being written on online forums where the commenters were from certain other countries. It still remains that Beyonce is beautiful and is more so than most people of any race or ethnicity. She has one of the most beautiful faces of the current crop of celebrities and she has a good body to boot. She is a black women who is very successful in her industry and will continue to do so while certain commenters hate to no avail.

It's not an iPhone, so why the fsck does this matter?

#23 Why don't you go down to Jena and hang nooses? Your ignorance isn't welcome here.

Is it wrong that i took the line "Sometimes I also play with puppies" as sexual?

she looks great ! my full gallery!!! http://www.mactanque.com/

#28

Good fucking riddance.
Man you are one of the most annoying fucking posters I have ever saw on here AND perez. I hate you more than all the religious nuts combined.
I would not be surprised if they were you as well. You seem like a troll.

Oh and nice mustache Beyonce.

LMFAO on all the jokes! By the time I got to the end I forgot who this post was about so.....

How many jews can you fit in a Cadillac?
11
3 in the back seat 2 in the front seat and 6 in the ashtray

my pants say boing

Sam Hain, you are a GOD!

She sucks consumerism dick
with a side of cheap sweatshop cellphone.
...cuz she can't really sing and dance without tripping

fake ass fame ..I love america

Is she using the same bleach as Michael Jackson?

That's not tape, that's dried cum. Somebody titty fucked her before she went out to whore her phone. For that matter, the phone looks like it has pussy juice all over it...

It is just me....
Or ....
Is body looking quite lumpy...
someone didnt wear their control top I see

OK
first of all thats a something that many celebs do to mkae sure that
their top doesn't fall off and they flash the whole damn country
but i guess her dress wasn't all that sticky...

COME ON ITS AN DOUBLE STICK TAPE ALOT OF WOMEN USE WHEN THEY DONT WEAR A BRA IT PREVENTS A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.... WELL THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN YO SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT RIGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JAJJAJJAJAJA

uhhh she's got a nubra on. they're amazing, until they start hanging out. every girl who has bra troubles should get one!

God, I can't stand this overrated twat.
When will she just go away?

She is a very beautiful black woman.

#7- Not to pick on you or anything (or start a fight), but why can't you just say that Beyonce is a pretty black chick? I just find that when a black woman is attractive, people always want to rationalize it by saying that she's mixed. And while, yes, Beyonce IS mixed, her features are the features of a black woman.
No offense.

MassGrrl, Call me Martini. #26 is so impersonal and numeric sounding. Yes, thanks for setting me straight about the adhesive issue. If I were a REAL celebrity, I would know this (and I would have a personal assistant spraying my giant breasts with adhesive AND posting comments on my behalf). Hollywood Tape is for wannabees, and now, thanks to you, I know the error of my ways.

Not that I should know this (I'm just a , country girl) , but isn't "grrl" a designation from the early 90's or is that just the way you roll in hip Mass.?

what IS that?

she is wearing a bra. its called like hollywood tape and it basically holds ur shirt where you want it to be so it doesnt fall or anything

A stunning promoting-concept:
A telephone with a little DILDO!!

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... it's a silicone bra.

Looks like a little bit of Hollywood tape to me *shrug*

What an ugly black bitch.

dumb hoore named her album after an arse cleaning device too... B day hph..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

useless amex advert, shitty bphone bollox

F-off daft cow....

Beyonce's lace wigs are so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one!

ooooo,baby i want to fuck you

ooooo,baby i want to fuck you