Oct 31 2007Ashley Olsen dating Lance Armstrong

:o
no freaking way
bbq stuff

Typo!

not talking bout these two but that i was first
guess everyone got bored with such a lazy news day
pure fillers
by the way
happy halloween everybody
little red riding hood as my disguise wuhu

Somebody string up that evil, fur wearing bitch.

Wait, the Tour de France dude Lance Armstrong? Isn't he like 100 years old?
Well, at least they're both druggies, so they can talk about SOMETHING.

I bet he pumps her like a bicycle crank.

THAT'S REALLY NUTS!!!

/Zing!

Armstrong having sex with that anorexic Olsen twin... thank you for making me throw up on my desk.

Korina [#1] why don't you dress up as a retard? You wouldn't even have to dress up. I'm sure I'm not the 'first' to call you a retard.

She is so little that one testicle slaps like two!

is this the cute one?

An anorexic muppet sure, but an anorexic muppet with more money than Jebus Christ.

She looks so innocent in those pictures -

if it just weren't for the fur coat

I would to see her just ack normal

Way to rock the fur, ya little monkey.

@ 9
Realist (wouldnt it be "Realistic"? just asking)
why so bitter? :/
and nope, sorry to dissapoint you but im not a retard, neither i've been called like that ever
chill out

Is there a cute one?

i really hope this is fabricated

having sex with ashley olsen fuck meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao.

is lance that desperate??

21st!!!
"Armstrong" is spelt wrong in the title...

@17 maybe if you squint enough?

fur looks best on it's original owner, not 20 somethin' billonaires who have enough money to save every single animal on the face of the earth.

sorry for ranting, damn trick or treaters are pissing me off tonight.

NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKIN CANDY!!!

Good.....I'm happy for both of them if it works out. Screw all you shallow assholes!

THAT IS SOME CREEPY SHIT

Maybe I'm gay for noticing, or complaining, but why the hell is her toe on top of the other toes on her left leg? What a freak.

i am still trying to decide what is more disgusting: her sitting on lance armstrong's lap or her wearing that fur coat.

ugh

Yeahh boyeee!!!! Get this visual...Lance bouncing her on his lap with his unicep deeeep inside her ultra tight vajayjay, thrusting and bouncing and thrusting and bouncing, my GOD his peepee looks massive inside her girly mound...RIDE IT COWBOYEE!!!!

Ahem.

Yeahh boyeee!!!! Get this visual...Lance bouncing her on his lap with his unicep deeeep inside her ultra tight vajayjay, thrusting and bouncing and thrusting and bouncing, my GOD his peepee looks massive inside her girly mound...RIDE IT COWBOYEE!!!!

Ahem.

I TOLD YOU: all white men liked anorexic chicks. No wonder all you white women starve themselves!

ok ewww i knew lance armstrong was a sleezy guy.. thats just wrong. groosss... ashley, honey, you dont need to get that desperate for some lovin. hes so gross!

A little on the gross side, but more power to him.

And remember, he only has one nut.

Oh Lance, man with one testicle...Look Cheryl Crow is a fuckin bitch but she is fuckin hot what are you thinkin man.......I think steroids and erythopoetin have fried your brain my man......Olsens...na ...you can do better dude, your still at least Pam Andersson material , Carmen Electra???

I don't get what's so wrong with fur anyway, people. Bitch just knows how to keep a billion dollars warm, that's all.

@30. Learn how to talk. Esp. if you're tossing insults around. That isn't even 'ebonic'. That was just illiterate.

In photo #2 she looks scared she's going to get sucked into the vacuum that smoking biatch is creating by chuffing so freaking hard.

Her fur rocks and she's hot. I'm glad you people have indignation for fur wearers but none for people like #9 who feel it is OK to insult those with disabilities. Some of my favorite people are 'tards.

It's quite simpel. Why should a winner take a loser's date like this ashley olson. Well, it needs a closer look:
This Lance was and still is a borne winner with the right feelings of Fathership. So this is His way to help this mental extremely weak and ill person. She also, like plenty of others think money and shopping is THE WAY!!
Yeah right: THE ROAD TO NOWHERE WITH SIN AND MISERY!!

Publicity campaign by nobodys.

No one cares.

[Note to self: Insert one-nut joke here when sober.]

Okay ~ WTF would a 100 year old man see in a 19 year old girl? (Ages exagerated)

THIS IS GROSS!

lance armstrong just wants a tight vagina. boobs nevermind.

What the hell?! I thought Lance was mr. health and fitness, and yet he's hooking up with this anorexic waif?! Then again Sheryl Crowe was awfully thin; fit but thin. He must like the twiggys. But Ashley Olsen?! He must like the uglies too. Sheryl Crowe has sort of an ugly mug as well.

You people have heard of FAUX fur? Billionaires can also afford fake fur that looks real.

Lance Armstrong in love with a stir stick? WTF?

I thought he was in a spandex-laden, bulging-thighed threeway thing with Jakey G. and Matthew McConaughey?

P.S. Mary-Kate is the hot, psycho one, this is the boring one.

Uhm, this is all kinds of ick. I hope she calls him Daddy while he is boinking that fine piece of zombie-itis. Ha! Zombies! How very seasonal.

lol. THAT lance armstrong?? with the bike and scheryl crow and one nut?? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lance is a fucking pervert then!

Wow, who woulda thunk it? Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong! Can we all say early Mid-Life Crisis? What is up with that? And I thought Mary-Kate was the anorexic twin, not Ashley. Oh well, they are both consenting adults but I still think it's not in very good taste to be flaunting that all over the place. Maybe Lance is trying to stay young, hip & popular? Ah, I dunno! Maybe the age difference isn't THAT big. To each his own ... As long as they are both happy and he doesn't forget that he has children to care for.

LOL 26. i hate it when peoples second toe gets on the big toe or squished between 1st and 3rd. it bothers me.... a lot.

Awwllll Riiightttt! That's some hilarious news! I knew there was something wrong with that guy.

Those are some ill-fitting shoes. The piggies are SCREAMING!!

Um... is that Johnny Depp in drag in pic #2? Definitely a dude.

She's wearing fur! Aaaaaarrrghhhh...

Nice. . . Fucking. . . Snaggle-toe. . . . . . . .

If you are carrying a $5000 handbag the size of a small studio apartment then why do you carry your cellphone around in your hand?

Put your phones away, people. You look stupid!

This is soooo strange and weird I can't get my mind together. Ashley olsen and Lance Armstrong, I have to say it over and over just to get the picture of him mounting this muffet and her screaming I'm coming. Have these girls ever got naked before?

Jesus, Lance. You beat cancer and continue living to take on that??

These Olsen twins were hotter when they were 12, now they look like freaks

ew

p.s. i need to see the visual proof of this. i don't want to see it, but to believe it i must. *vomits*

wow, lance is dating an olsen, they got scary... and he still wants to go near them, he's got a lot of balls. haha

So now we know Armstrong cheated, because he obviously can't tell right from wrong.... and this is oh so wrong!

it's only a matter of time before the other sister starts dating an aging, retired athlete as well

after all, monkey see, monkey do

i hear lance went bananas, over his latest sweetheart

his family, however, is going apeshit over the entire ordeal

if they ever conceive a child together,
it'll almost certainly be a chimp off the old block
(at least, half of it will)

thank you Chicago, and rock on, goodnight

The man repeatedly proved that an American with one nut is more man than the french.

I guess I might bang her if , like, they forgot to deliver my newspaper and there wasn't anything good to watch on ESPN. But I damn sure wouldn't let it become public.

Damn, Wasn't she like 6 when LA first got married to his ex? And she is not even hot. Sorry, Lance, but banging a coat hanger is not my idea of "Living Strong".....

Stupid/anorexic/talentless Ashley Olsen wears fur. I'd like to rip off her f%cking skin and wear it myself, as a trophee! Dumbass bitch!! I hope you get genital warts and go to hell.

Ewwwww! That's ridiculous!

WTF

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You've got to be kidding me. Lance Armstrong is like.... 35 years her senior... Or maybe I'm just thinking of her as a little girl still. UGH. That's fucking disgusting.

I would tag both of them, and brag about it.

HOTTTTT and they don't talk a lot = perfect

TAP THAT YOUNG TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY SHOULD SKIN HER ALIVE... SEE IF SHE LIKES IT!!!

FUR WEARING BITCH....

wonderful,a one ball road weenie and a skin and bone tweeker. better hurry up an do some breeding. death to all roadies! long live the Mountain Bike Liberation Front!

wonderful,a one ball road weenie and a skin and bone tweeker. better hurry up an do some breeding. death to all roadies! long live the Mountain Bike Liberation Front!

Technically, wouldn't both of them really fit with his profile? He's got the stamina.

Arise Sir Armstrong and Dame Olsen…

I deem you: Asstrong!

http://www.humblenarrator.com/2007/11/01/lance-armstrong-and-ashley-olsen-say-hello-to-asstrong/

Beat cancer to date this skag? God his ex wife must be fucking embarrased she every fucked that loser. Hey Lance your credibility just called, it said fuck you and it ain't coming back.

does she look like a gelfin?

http://www.theballsack.net/2007/11/01/gelfin/

wtf?! lance???
at least she's better than mary kate i cant stand her. ashley is OK.

Yeah, but guys like to ball little chicks, because their cocks look MASSIVE inside those tight twats. Questions?

All y'all back off. That's Lance Motherfucking Armstrong. He can diddle whatever the fuck he wants. Granted, he can do better, but still let the man be the man. In a word...Superman.

Wow . Lance shake the it off I know it is halloween but that is not a costume, you are really kissing a zombie

leave them alone.

I like Lashley!!

she is gorgeous

Armstrong has issues, that's for sure. He beat cancer, yet still "questions" the existence of God and remains agnostic. This is mental malfunction one. His ex-wife showed what a kook she is by telling Oprah that no woman should ever get married because marriage means they lose their essence or their identity or some femi-nazi crap like that. So whether this breakup was due solely to Lance's infidelity is questionable. As for the relationship with Cheryl Crow, I just don't think Armstrong sees the need for a permanent monogamous marriage, which makes sense for those lacking belief in God. She may have wanted children and he wants no more. He also may have found her too demanding.

It's clear he likes blondes, but one of the Olsen twins ? At 21 years of age, this is not someone Armstrong should be involved with, if for no other reason than the image he projects to his own children by such a questionable choice. These girls are quite wealthy, no doubt, but perhaps quite impoverished when it comes to things that truly matter such as parental and familial stability. Mary Kate's ongoing battle with anorexia is evidence of this, and if Ashley is dating Armstrong looking for a "father" figure, that is disturbing to say the least.

No double standards and while many raise eyebrows at the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore coupling, I hope for her sake and the sake of her children that he doesn't end up dumping her for a younger woman before she turns 50. If he does, I don't think many will be surprised. It's all about materialism for many people. Armstrong probably thinks that "landing" a 21 year old makes him look "studly". It does not. It makes his character suspect. I feel sorry for his kids.

It really doesn't matter what these two are doing. She's of legal age, there's no crime there. Definately a strange couple, but it doesn't affect my life. I'm sure they're having fun. Lots of calorie burning sweaty fun!

@88 You want to see an example of "disturbing to say the least." then click my name.

Don't get all excited people, here's the link.

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i cant belive it!

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i cant belive it!

Hm, she looks good here.
Love the coat.
The gold ring and braclet (armor) are pretty cool too.

Damn, this is just gross on so many levels. Who would have ever thought that ugly little monkey child Michelle Tanner would be boffing a middle-aged bicyclist with one gonad. Yikes. And who ever thought Lance Armstrong would go from Cheryl Crow to THAT anorexic freak.

That is DISGUSTING! She looks like a 12 year old girl. She is an anorexic muppet. Lance Armstrong is a straight up freak if he is dating that little girl. I wish a PETA activist would have thrown red paint on that evil fur wearing bitch.

i was scared by her eyes,someone saw she is on a dating sitecalled sugarcupid.com, i do not know why sh ego there.

Get a life, all of you, and myob
-Ann Landers

I hope she gets a pre-nupt!