Oct 15 2007Anthony Kiedis thinks he’s a forest creature

Oh Yeah! FRIST!

Dude is one bug eyed freak. He scares me.

If a bear craps in the woods and no one smells it....

Wonder when Build-A-Bear will start promoting the "Everly Bear"?

I wonder if Flea's like Bears. Could be trouble..........

Anyone? Hello? veggi? Frist? TT?

Analcunt Ostrich.

Anthony is a god. RHCP rule.

Anthony Kiedis isn't gay??? That's the shocker. I'm still puzzled about how he got his "wife" pregnant by taking Flea up his ass.

WHAT-EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!

That's what happens when you let heroin run your brain.

Oh, #1 - you are as lame as Keidis for being happy about being 1st.

Well, it's better than, oh say... Wham Weinerdog...

Mmmmm.....i don do pale men bt il definately do him!!!!!

Here's what he said when he proposed (not a joke):

To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I’m in your house now let me spin

I read that he did the TubGirl thing during withdrawal.

I'm FRIST!!!

I just like the way he refers to his girlfriend as "the mama". What a tard. BTW, I saw the Peppers in Oakland in 90 back before they were Tards. Too bad the turned into such TARDS!!!

Tard is short for reTard. In case any of you are CURRENT RHCP fans, and are most likely Tards yourselves, thought I would spell that out fer ya, thank me later.

Drown the kid in the bathtub now. Why be cruel and pretend he has a chance in life?

Seriously, celebs need to stop giving stupid names to their kids. That's not gonna help them.

How about Garbage Manatees?

Huh...interesting, I totally thought he was queer too. He used to be kind of hot, back in his prime, with his long, flowing hair and sculpted bod...SUCK MY KISS!!! Now he's just yucky and freaky looking.

They were good until Kiedis got completely hooked on heroin. Then they sucked, and then he "recovered" and they started putting out their albums filled with mush-headed ballads. Heroin is for losers. First they're moody addicted losers, then they get treatment and become clean and shiny losers.

Kiedis is still alive? The Chili-Peppers are kind of beating-a dead horse. Every single mentions California. Is that supposed to make a difference? Wow, CA, man. "Californication", "Dani California"? We get it, you're almost forty-five and you're from CA. Great.

DETHKLOK Rules!

A bath would help......

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In 17 years, I predict rehab and jail time for young Everly. For stealing pic-a-nic baskets. Full of crack.

I saw them at Lollapalooza in Irvine back in 92, they were pretty good but they were best back in '90, with Magic Johnson.

Hell yeah TS

you friggen kill me!!! TOOO FUNNY!

dethklok. word.

AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN
TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN

When did Bronson Pinchot grow a beard?

Whatever he's doing with this girlfriend, he's doing in addition to having daily hineysex with Flea. The only real question is whether they do ATM every time, or just on special occasions.

He looks like Eric Roberts.

Nice...some people just should not reproduce. Can't wait to see how the kid turns out. Probably be an upstanding citizen of our society, like an accountant or a teacher, I'm sure.

Good lord...you're a friggen millionaire 50x over probably...invest in some dental appliances to straighten out that yak mouth!!!

dude. i dare anyone here to read Scar Tissue and then tell me that Kiedis isn't a genius/sex symbol. this man has been through everything. and did we really expect him and his 18 year old girlfriend to name their child Jonathan. Come on. Its better than Pilot Inspektor!

This is too much!! My brain is about to explode...... here it comes........

Pixies Beaver
Clutch Lizard
Tool Snow Leopard
Queens of the Stone Age Komodo Dragon
Jimi Hendrix Marmot
Object Defyle Hummingbird
Red Hot Chili Pepper Poodle
Rage Against The Machine Ant Eater
Dead Kennedys Pirana

This could go on forever, really. I'm not saying platypus, goddamn it.

Umm, how about

Butthole Surfer Dung Beetle
Ween Wombat
Vanilla Fudge Armadillo
Rammstein Dachshund
Hansen Pufferfish
Journey Mule

Let me say this again: Last time I checked, dudes couldn't get pregnant, so they couldn't give birth. Has anything changed or it's just that the politically correct crowd is finally takin' over the universe? People, stop saying "so-and-so and HIS wife ARE pregnat! Such imbecils!

Holy crap! His girlfriend is just 18?!? He's gotta be ~40, right? That's just wrong in and of itself! She must have some serious issues.

Sassy (#34), so he is a genious because he sung (and possibly wrote/co-wrote) scar tissue? Its about heroine use/addiction right, like all of the "good" songs that RHCP made? You can enjoy RHCP and their music if you like...I personally don't...but calling a herione addict a "genius" in this case seems to be a stretch. Then again, I suppose that depends upon your own personal reference. I'm sure that Britney's kids will think she is a genius when they are 6-7 years old too.

Type-O Howler Monkey ... my kid, let me show him to you.

Police horsey

Isn't he Native American? I think that's what he meant by being part of the bear clan...

My kid would be Journey Platypus.

#39 - Scar Tissue is his book, one of the best books I have ever read.

What'd I miss? Did Anthony Kiedes get caught trying to buy machine guns? Oh wait, he's not a rapper. This is just a nice stroy about a rock musician naming his son.

PS, Ramones Rattlesnake.

I knew it. I fucking knew someone would say it.

I'm no Amazon woman but I will gladly try to bear the super-child of any man who proudly declares his favorite band to be Dethklok.

Dethklok Pussy.

Guns n'Roses Rat.

Two favorite bands, two favorite animals...No decent names.

Dethklok Triceratops...one of the funniest things i've heard all day.

Yeah, FYI....he is Native American and that's what he meant about being part of the bear clan.

Mine would be "Heracules Zarathrustus".

Zarathrustus, of course, being the well-known imaginary animal I just made up.

Wait a minute folks - the most astonishing thing about this post is that Anthony Kiedis' favorite band is the Everly Brothers. Shocking!! And has anyone told him that they've split up?

I looked that pic and I see a male Britney Spears, really, look at the eyes and mouth! I wonder if he's gonna show his bare crotch getting out of a car like Britney showed her bear and then have his kid taken away?

Anthony, Mrs. Grizzly called, she wants her baby back!!

Anyone that names their child after the Everly Brothers must be so positive that their kid is the Anti-Christ that they just don't give a shit.

GO ANTHONY! MAKE ANOTHER ONE FOR THE LULZ!

#39: He turns 45(!) November 1st.

Lennon Peacock

Anthony's a pompous midget.

Oh jesus some of you just don't have a clue do you...first off, his girlfriend Heather is 20...second #39 (you GENIOUS,you...try proofreading) I'd be willing to bet that 90% of all musicians have at some point tried drugs or battled a drug addiction...so unless all you listen to is DC Talk... all your fav. bands are probably doing lines and drinking in excess every night...anyways, the chili's are still hella better than...oh I don't know...Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance and all the rest of those douche fucks out there.

Anthony Kiedis rocks.
He can name his kids whatever he wants.
He is just that awesome.

fucking funny superfish!

#21 I totally agree - what is so fucking great about California, he is so running out of material. Being a father 'down in California' will be the next drill..

Blood Sugar Sex Magic is a hard one to top

Sweet mother of fuck! I don't care what the hell he names his kid, *you're* a Metalocalypse fan?! I knew there was another reason I came on this site frequently.. I come here first and foremost to laugh at the misfortunes of these Hollywood douchebags.

Spears Sloth.

Naw he's too beefy to be a heroin addict..oh oh did i say Anthony was beefy, oh shit i must be gay, OK note to self...discuss with therapist the possibility i'm gay because Anthony seems "muscular "to me...ie too muscular to be a heroin addict.....hmmmm well maybe his handlers feed him well so he doesn't, "look" like a heroin addict. So he's probly just a poser addict...ie. like most holllywood assholes seeking attention fo one sort or another...yes i'm drunk.

What he got, he hadda give to the Mama.
What he got, he hadda give it to be poppa.
Little Bear, he gonna get it with a pin too?
kneelin' for the dealin',
Will Flea drop in you?

#58 WOW....yeah, my typo in a stupid post really compares to naming a kid Everly Bear!!! Yeah, I'm the one without a clue, huh? Oh...and a 45 year old with a 20 year old makes it so much better, doesn't it?!? You're probably right about the drugs, etc. that musicians do/try. I wouldn't exactly call that a "revelation" though and who gives a crap about that anyway.

Anthony K. MAY be a smart, articulate, sophisticated person for all we know, but I highly doubt it and I certainly wouldn't call him a genius. Yes, his heroine use factors in to that assessment...because its take a special kind of stupidity to stick a needle in your veins (REPEATEDLY) and think "this is just a recreational thing." In addition, every interview I have seen of A.K. makes me think that #51 may be on to something.

Ladysmith Black Mambazo Blue-footed Booby.

He's part Indian, folks. For First Nations people, being part of the "bear clan" is similar to being Scottish and being part of the "MacDonald" clan (in a sense). It's simply a nod to his roots. Kind of thoughtful, I think.

God I want to get fucked by anthony kedis so fucking hard. I want him to ride my pussy and slap me in the face and say

Thats a good little girl, your a little slut that likes it up the pussy a lot.

Ok .. I need to get fucked now.

call 461-7002 plz!! I need a good fucking!

So, now it's fashionable to mock Native American traditions? Having a clan bloodline that is associated with an animal is commonplace for Native Americans. This blog is an embarrasing act of ignorance.

This post is made of epic win for the Dethklok reference. Fuckin A.
I dunno who's been writing for the Superfish lately, but keep whoever it is. Best writing in ages.

PS - If you haven't already, buy the Dethalbum. Amazing metal.

PSS - @69 - Go stand in front of my Hatredcopter. And die.

Black Sabbath Bambi

Dethklok does rule... RHCP haven't since Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Black Sabbath Roadkill Freak-Dog,

This post is one of the best ever... PLEASE don't ever stop!

zombie pit bull.

marilyn mongoose.

agreeing with 59. anthony kiedis is a god and he can do whatever the hell he wants.

he's from grand rapids, mi. he's no more "native american" than I am (which is not at all). funny how white people will claim these things to be more "earthy" and "sensitive", and to clear up that white guilt! my grandmother used to tell me that I have "indian" blood in me from my great-great-great uncle or something. what a line of shit. face it, the dude's not living on a reservation, and I bet you that absolutely none of his money ends up anywhere near a reservation, let alone near a real native american. fuck him and his weak candy pop band.

#68. I'll call you. As long as you don't make any eye-contact with me. Your body will be just that, a body.

Anthony Kiedis,..building a career off a speech impediment and the exact same dissident chord change for every song.

People who like Anthony Kiedis are almost always pop hard rock pretend wannabees and almost never musiscians. (whereas flea,..exact opposite)

The guy has the IQ of a grapenut. Saw him at a show once, he walked by and it smelled like a full wet garbage truck covered in vomit on a hot day in the Bronx, and he hadn't even gone on stage yet. It's called SOAP, even poor people usually have the common decency to use it.

If I just came into the world and found out that Anthony Kiedis was my dad, I'd hang myself with the umbilical cord. Though I must admit, if I'm ever feeling down I just google his name and look at the images,..that "Doy look at me I'm spechul!! look on his face always cracks me up. So I guess everyone DOES have a purpose in life.

69 - 1/8th blackfoot here.
Kiedis is a spotlight whore,..just like any other celeb. And having some cool little "niche" is his "Look at me, I'm deep and misunderstood and Different" thing. ALL Celebrities embrace their Race/religion/sexual pref. etc.. to get more spotlight exposure.

Keides has never made any contribution to Native American Society other than to make it look less intelligent, he just touts it because he can use it to sell himself using it as a trend tool.

He's a conformist tard monkey, if it came out that Nazi's were the cool people you'd see him up there is his little swastika armbands and he'd grow a Hitler stache.

Cashing in on his almost non-existant link to a native American ancestory is just a pretty converation topic for him, just like when he adopted Kabahlah.

He might as well just put a big shirt on that says "Look I'm SOOO different!! Like me now!!" (someone will have to show him how to put it on so the words are on the outside though.

Well I see Most of you know nothing about Native Americans.

Clans are part of the Native American Culture. There are many clans.
and yes Bear is one of them. He should actually find out and not just think, that if he really is Native American.
I myself am Native American,and I am Turtle Clan.

Also I don't know what Grand Rapids Mi, has to do with not being Native. There are a lot of native people living in GR. Shit I'm from GR. There are over 6 Tribes from MI that are Federal Recognized.

OOhh and by the way no ALL Native Americans live on Reservations, what a stereotype

I agree with YeahYeah this blog is embarrassing and ignorant.

Lay off, I bet he is part Native American. Look at his arm, he's got a tattoo. Could be Sitting Bull? Ink=blood, c'mon we all know that.

#80 stop spreading disinformation. There's nothing in your comment about casinos.

Ugh, Jesus Christ....

Way to take a cool show/band and dip it in lame-ness by dragging all these fanboy/girl losers out of the woodwork.

Brendan Small rules, and you are all idiots.

Stop talking about how you are all "real" native americans.
No one cares except you, you're not impressing anyone.

In fact, no one cares to talk about native americans at all, apart from people trying to show how they know more than others or have a better culture.
Shut up and move on

I'm 1/6th staggering drunk. Call me Ten Beers.

White people are lying cowards. Even I know that and I am caucasion. The Indians were lied to and cheated. Hey don't worry assfuck, we white people are being lied to and cheated now. Karma. God the bless the new World Order.

he is lithuanian, and his gf is 23.

fuck you guys. anthony kiedis and the red hot chili peppers are great, real musical talent.
just you fuckers out there that think that by listening to them doesnt mean you dont know about "non-mainstream" bands youre wrong.
and he is native american, so why shouldnt he embrace it if he feels that he should?
its the opposite of jessica alba denying shes hispanic, fuck that bitch.

everyone is ignorant in this blog and doesnt really give a shit about real issues anyway

Kiedis is probably the father of half the people who posts here, so pay him a little more respect. RCHP is the best fucking band in the world.

Oingo Boingo Bonobo

where to start.."Bug-eyed"? how so? QUEER? are you KIDDING me?76: he's part Mohican ( indian). he's a dad--congrats. he's in one of the greatest bands EVER--are y'all talking about the same anthony? oh,yeah, plus he's fkn HOT!

Leave him alone jeeez, he can name his child watever he wants too, alot of the people who post here are guys, who are just jealous, probably because he is way better lookin than you'z will ever be,far more sucessful,has had more women and he is absoulutly LOADED. I'm sure Anthony kiedis really gives two f**ks what some sad little losers think of him when he's rollling in his millions. And oh yeah, even Everly B is more famous and rich than you losers and he's only a few weeeks old. and this is coming from a non-chili fan.

Wow, hez fit az fuk!!!!

"Deathklok Triceratops" I literally just peed.

Wow, people in this blog are so angry. If you dont like Anthony, then why should you care, what he names his son? I guess you have a lot of issues... I think, that Everly Bear is an awesome name and AK is a great singer/writer!

i have saw this news on sugarcupid.com before.

C'mon guys Anthony isn't that bad!