Oct 4 2007Angelina Jolie gains weight in the most awesome way

yeah i'm sure that inTouch is accurate...

"How in the hell do you gain 10 pounds in your chest?"

Maybe she got bigger eggplants put in.

What a load of crap. After weight loss you don't gain it back in the boobs first. I'm sure it's just a padded bra. There's not even enough muscle tissue on her skeletal frame to support new implants. I know because I got really sick last year and lost a shitload of weight. I've only been gaining weight in recent months and let me tell you...the boobs are the first to go...and last to come back.

If it's true that's not fair at all. I gained 10 pounds and it all went straight to my gut.

I'm not trying to be mean, but their baby looks like it has downs syndrome. The poor thing! Let's be optimistic... maybe she'll grow out of it.

Dear Brad:

Only douchebag copycats dress the same as their women, like, for example, my own fiancee!

Sincerely,

Heidi Montag

Why is it that they usually have one kid at a time?! It's easy to have four kids when you can take them in shifts. I give them a lot of credit for what they are doing, it just doesn't make sense to me that they are never all together at once.

OMG! What a totally cool and wise idea! Starve yourself during pregnancy! That's what every woman should do! Because Angelina is doing it!

that is bullshit. yes, she's stacked, but gaining weight ONLY in the chest? incontheivable!!!!

the kid is beautifull

That may be one of the first pictures I've seen of her holding Shiloh. She's also carrying around Zahara. Shiloh looks JUST like her dad.

What an ugly baby...

where's the other kids?

Katie, are you a fat dude? Babies like that grow up looking pretty.

why is shiloh playing with scotch tape? the tape-cutting part can and will cut fingers...

I LOVE how obsessed you are with Britney Spears.
Isn't she FABULOUS.

um... where are the other kids?

That kid weighs more then she does.

Brad's a cabby.
Angelina's glasses need a squeegee.
And the kid tawt she taw a puddy tat.

@17 -- they only really love the biological one.

all of you sounds retarded.
they look good.
shut the fuck up!!!

WHY does Angelina never dress her girl child like a girl? So people wont "notice" her?

You have tons of money. Buy some fucking pink and purple, already.

OMG, her arm is so creepy (pic 5)

That kid is going to be gorgeous!!

Whatever makes the boobies bigger

I would like to know why Shiloh is NEVER showing any affection to either parent, never has her arms around them in a hug, never smiles. Something is definitely going on. Why is she never walking? Why isn't she wearing shoes, only slippers? Has there been any rumors of a problem with this poor little girl? God only knows she didn't ask to have such a freak as a mother.

Maybe she really got Laura Croft tits.

What a slutty size-queen.

She's ALWAYS had big boobs though! Look at some of her earlier movies, she had them then, and has them now, skinny or not skinny. Nothing has changed.

that quote was the worst writing I have ever heard! Was it written by 100 retarded monkeys with 100 typewriters?

notice that they seldomly look happy since they have been together? are they so annoyed of the paparazzis or can' t they take this pr-marriage anymore?

This couple must rate as the most sleep-inducing in Hollyweird or wherever it is their orphanage is located.
After a six pack of Red Bulls could barely do 20 minutes of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Then this week tried my frist 'Oceans' movie. Lucky 13. After TEN minutes my partner in viewing, as they say in the industry, whispered over - " Do you have any idea what's going on in this movie ?"
Binky : Oh. You too ? No sorry. Haven't a clue. Maybe Dancing With the Stars is on.

Ok not that this needs to be said well except for the prepubescent little zit factory boys that whack off to this site and know nothing about women or have ever seen live boobs but most breasts only weigh like five pounds in the first place. Angie's probably don't weigh even that much. Only someone like Sherri Shepard would have double digit weighing boobies.

Anyway Angie hasn't gained a pound come on look at her same old, same old And she is looking old. Blah.

Well somebody got Mommy's forehead, poor kid, now that's a gift you'd want to return ASAP!!!! Too bad even plastic hollywood doesn't have a surgery that can fix that. Kid is gonna need bangs.

I remember reading somewhere (I doubt this or any gossip site) that she feels like the adopted kids need more love and attention because of their background and fear of being teased in the future for being the only bio-child..

like they (adoptees) deserve more...

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Suri Cruise is WAAAAAAYYYYY cuter...

And 10 pounds in her chest alone? Bullshit. You'd have to gain weight everywhere else to gain that much weight in your chest.

These boys that dress like their wives/girlfriends are pussywhipped. Angie lays out the clothes she wants him to wear. He has no choice and is not allowed to think for himself. He knows she will not give him any pussy unless he complies 100%.

Brad is a pussywhipped wimpy little mommas boy. Now it's time for Tom Cruise to step into the picture and fill a "void" in Brads life.

Baby looks like Jared Leto in Fight Club, nuff said.

Shiloh used to be cute but i agree with the comment that shes starting to look like she has downsyndrome

Padded bra or she's on Le Rag. Holy Fishlips, Batman! I am shocked at how...not pretty that kid is. I agree, Suri Cruise is a lot cuter.

how come my t*tties didn't get bigger yet?
jlo

hahaha
pic5 she looks WORN OUT
hahahha welcome to Motherhood
brads like all ahappy go lucky

Beautiful family! The baby is precious. Thanks for the pics.

F-ing A.H.

Re: #32
Just kidding people - they seem like decent shits and, well...
- 9-11 was an Inside Job.

SHILOH NEVER dresses nicely. What is wrong with her MOM?????

ANGIE ASK KATE HOLMES FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO DRESS PRETTY GIRLS!!!! Shiloh looks soooo ugly....is that on purpose??????

Kate - YES, my sources are saying SHILOH's lack of fashion sense is actually a signal that ....well you know...
9-11 - was an inside job etc...
(Hit the link and... wonder hun)

When's the USA going to get mad ?
This is your history.

"Wednesday, September 12, 2001 :
Three arrested with van full of explosives"
(It's on the links)
Like, I'm all for bringing in Judge Judy here.
I'm sure Angie and Brad and their kindergarten crew would agree !
(on topic)

test

Test 2

OMG!!!

WHY is Shiloh holding SCOTCH TAPE in the first picture? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't scotch tape have a very sharp edge?

Not cool at all.

omg...binky...you are talking about the dancing Israelis!! Thank you...I've been telling people about the dancing Israelis for years and no one cares. There are so many connections between Israel/Mossad and 9/11, and no one wants to talk about it. Okay, well, I just remembered this is actually a message board on some entertainment site I only just found the other day. Ohwellit'sastart.

Take a look at picture #1. If Angelina is such a good mom, why did she stick the baby's pacifier up its ass instead of in its mouth?

where are the fake kids?

#53 Bint,
Rock on.
And #54 could be what they call a 'shill' I guess.
I don't think they'll be back - although the gay guy pic thing was 'really clever'
....9-11 was an inside job

And Scott Pelley on Sixty Minutes says Bruce Springstein isn't a patriot for not cheering for the war in Iraq.
Welcome to America

Say Scotty. Maybe click the link.
There seems to have been a group who had cameras set up filming 9-11 - before the attack !
Obviously a good guess..... for a photo contest ? ... .... ...
(Could be a scoop there Scotty)

"The FBI seized and developed their photos, one of which shows Sivan Kurzberg flicking a cigarette lighter in front of the smouldering ruins in an apparently celebratory gesture."

I also agree that Suri is waaaaaay cuter and Angelina was right, the kid does look like a blob.

Yeah ...right ,,,
so Rita # 60 ?
9-11 Inside job ?

(these people will never learn)

The Pitt-Jolie kid looks excactly like Jon Voight....too funny

Seriuosly guys. Picking on a bub cos she looks like a baby is overboard. Anyway, she is going to be one stunner as she grows out of the baby phase.

Shiloh looks exactly like my youngest cousin when she was a bub. Big eyes, big lips, cute nose. Not the 'prettiest' baby just a cute chubby baby... but as she got older 4 onwards she grew into those amazing perfect features. Going on holidays when she was 9 onwards, and strangers at airports and everywhere oooohed and ahhhhed over her. It was obvious she got attention because she was so darn cute. She's in her teens and stunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnninng. But that was always a given.

I see how Shiloh is going to blossom into her looks. Give her a couple of years.

Sometimes it still amazes me how breathtakingly beautiful that woman is.

hehe my kid has the same type of shoes as their baby. They're called Robeez. Cute kid too....big ass lips hehehe

Jolie's lips are fucking gross. Her poor kid looks like a freak with that fucked up mouth.

Having sex with Angelina Jolie must be like having sex with Jon Voight in a wig.

Love them CACK sucking lips.

Brad Pitt looks like he wants to be anywhere else but there. Of course he'll be with his daughter, only sans Skeletor.

She knows what she is and has done. That's why she's such an "ambassador;" she's trying to balance out her whore, bullshit, man-eating, girl stabbing, ways by trying to save the world. Geminis are like that....

And Pitt, well, he finally needs to grow a pair and grow up.

the kid is cute. people just like to throw around the term down syndrome. people said it about britney's kids ( they actually look more fetal alcohol syndrome to me , mainly the last one ). this kid doesn't have the right eyes for down syndrome, her eyes look bright and intelligent to me. VERY pretty.

he was right to have a baby with angelina.
his baby with jen could have looked like peppermin patty.

#12 - shut up chinnifer fugiston, YOU are ugly. that baby is gorgeous and looks like the gerber baby.

p.s chinnifer - dustin hoffman is your daddy. you are not greek you are jewish.

It's not scientifically possible for her to have gained 10 pounds, all in her chest.
Female breast weight on average accounts for only 3.5% of total fat weight. So in order for her to gain 10 pounds in her breasts, she'd be gaining 280 pounds everywhere else!

She looks miserable as a mother. Grim and frowning.

#74, maybe she's just sick of always getting mobbed by photogs. Although, the camera adds 10 lbs...you would think she would appreciate that...

Not in your breasts though...

New post yet?

shut the fuck up 74, you don't know her you tard. yes obviously she hates kids, thats why shes trying to have so many.
she doesn't like having her pic taken with the kids ALLLL the time
i've seen her smiling in pics too

shiloh looks like a beautiful angel, baby model
suri looks like a chinese tom cruise

Boob-job

that was probably the worst and least comprehensive thing i've ever read. what the crap are they even talking about?did they weigh her boobs?

that baby is pretty cute, and i hate kids.

People here are just jealous because she has great tits, a beautiful baby and is married to brad Pitt.

Ganied 10 pounds in her chest? Huh? Did she get rock implants? In Touch sounds really stupid with that one. Talk about ridiculous.

81, when did they get married? wow i must have missed that media frenzy.

2 Words - Padded Bra

That little girl is absolutely darling!

I agree that Angelina should gain weight to look healthier and more beautiful, but please, stop attacking her. She has made mistakes, just as we all have make mistakes, or is anyone a saint here?
But she is really trying hard to do right things, she really is, her actions are the example. Haven't you heard Jesuschrist? He said that even the "whores" would first get into the holy kingdom than the hypocrites that appears to be good, but in fact they are worse than other siners... Angelina is been doing the best she can... she is making a great effort.. and that is the most important. If you were really good persons you should support people who tries to correct things, instead of showing hate.

Blinky ~ I clicked on the link to find out more of what you are talking about in regards to 9-11 being an inside job.

Wow! You have done a lot of research on the subject. I was wondering where you found the information regarding the van & 5 suspects. I don't recall hearing anything in the media about that!

The one thing that led me to believe that the US atleast knew about 9-11 is when I learned that BinLaden's family and the President of the United States (good 'ol G dubya) were the only ones in the air when all other planes in the US were grounded. I can understand the President, but BinLaden's family? OMG!

Shiloh is a cute baby. They just need to dress her better and wash her face! She looks like they haven't bathed her in a week.

88- all babies are dirty, all the time. She needs to carry wipes in her pocket.

81 - you're a fucking 14-year old idiot. You definitely live up to your moniker. (D'ya know what that means, sweetie?)

83- nice come-back!

86 - Who Cares - Methinks you care too much.

When I was a kid, monsters and scary skeletons that looked just like her would hide under my bed at night. She is really creeping me out!

10 pounds in the breasts? HAHAHAHAH.

I have really big chest and TOGETHER my breasts weigh about 8 lbs. If she'd put on 10 lbs in her breasts they'd be way bigger than mine -- a volume of more than a half-gallon each. Her breasts sure don't look like half-gallon breasts to me....

I love how the natural sunlight shows what she REally looks like.. LOL ..
the main pic as is #4 shows her boney face.. pale skin tone, receding hairline, sunken eye pockets and dry cracky lips.. what an UGLY FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!...HOWEverrr what's even more ugly ..is her personality, her manipulative ways, her whoreness lifestyle, her holy-than-thou attitude toward society, her promotion of self worth by adopting kids, and constantly sticking her nose in world affairs that really don't need her.
And this child she is holding ...... has a forehead the size of its entire face from the eyes to the chin. I think its a goddamn shame this baby inherited from her that ginormous alien receptor nasty forehead.
Fuck the hell off self-consumed cum guzzling bitch.

Alrighty then .. see you all Monday

her kid and anna nicoles kid
have the same DUH look
hmmm them drugs worth it hey angie
LOser hoe HAHAHAHA

!!!she TAPED the pacifier to her kids mouth before the cammeras showed up

pooooooor angie looking like a miserable hag mother
that kids gonna be strange did you ever see her father?
and she thatkid late in life sounds like downssyndrome

#87...there was nothing in the MSM about the Dancing Israelis because they are ISRAELIS. The information has been out there for quite a while, actually. The owner of the moving company, Dominik Suter, fled to Israel shortly after 9/11. Google "Dancing Israelis"...there is a lot more out there about this.

Shes too slim... i like her body in her movie tomb raider,,, not fat,, but absolutely sexy!

I like that Zahara gets a designer bag and Shiloh gets to play with tape. I'm not saying anything I'm just sayin'.

@97 Good point.

Which brest is there? Where's the body? All I see is skeleton, with veins all over her body, I know Brad is tired of the skinny ass Angelina has. Yes, good moms fuck married men so they can lure the guy home to be a daddy to her pretend kids. Good moms pimp out their collection of kids for staged photos, good moms do heroin & drink gallons of wine & starve their bodies to provide their fetus with a toxic waste pool to develop in, good moms tell their kids they have only fucked 4 men & married two but forgot to tell how many pusses she has licked. Angelina, Hollywood types are never humanitarians so stop pimping your nose where you do not belong because we all know you are a HOLLYWOOD WHORE. You look miserable though you try to play a HARD ASS. Who would love this overrated piece of crap? you are an actress not a FUCKING POLITICAN. What a fucking ugly Whore Angelina thy name.

she's awful not awesome mind your vocabulary.

Either she got a new bra or shes using birth control.....

That's what happens when you are pregnant.

wow that is one ugly child.
The baby looks like Perez Hilton, wtf?

What kind of boots are those?

I hope my baby is that cute!

LOL! A few PLAIN JANE Aniston fans still angry at their plain idol got dumped? Projecting your miserable lives much, are we? Sorry, you still got dumped and so did Aniston. And you all DESERVED it.

I really dont care those mediatic monkeys !i only think the baby is not much ugly as they . She only looks like homeless with those poor cloths

I really dont care those mediatic monkeys !i only think the baby is not much ugly as they say . She only looks like homeless with those poor cloths

she is good, i love her nude photos and profile on the site called sugarcupid.com.

My main question is this: WHO REALLY GIVES A CRAP!

I personally can't stand Angelina. Brad is a total creep. How does anyone have respect for her...for crying out load she stole another woman's husband. Brad being the creep he is left his wife for some ugly bimbo. Give me a break!
As for her chest being "bigger"...sounds like photo touch-up job to me.