Sep 26 2007Zac Efron is confusing Master Chief
Zac Efron helped launch Halo 3 at Universal Studios yesterday. Interesting choice. When I think of Halo, I think of crazy guns, ridiculous combat and ignoring your significant other. You know, guy stuff. When I think of Zac Efron, I think of ballet slippers, pixie dust and fruit smoothies. I also feel strange feelings – down there. I mean, I feel strange feelings because I’m hunting. Yes, hunting. I grow a beard and wrestle bears deep in the wilderness. Then I go to a bar where women dance naked on poles for dollar bills. Yes, I totally do all that stuff and did I mention I smoke cigars in my sleep? Just want to make sure I’m getting my point across.

Reader Comments
1. hateBush - September 26, 2007 12:02 PM
He is so For Sale. But the hairspray Halo crossover market may be narrower than the space between his ears.
2. Barry LeFarge - September 26, 2007 12:03 PM
Richard Simmons would've been a better choice.
3. havoc - September 26, 2007 12:03 PM
Whoever the hell that is.....SHE'S cute......
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4. unicornzrawk - September 26, 2007 12:05 PM
OMG 4!
5. oscar - September 26, 2007 12:08 PM
i think zac thought he was gonna help launch a game about master CHEF who makes a mean fruit smoothie.
6. kathy - September 26, 2007 12:10 PM
he is the biggest closet homo out there right now. no shit. that guy i going to be fudge-packing in 6 months....
7. adeliza - September 26, 2007 12:11 PM
This guy is so sissified it ain't even funny.
What is it about pre-teen girls and their penchant for sissy ass boys?
Sanjaya from American Idol, all those stupid ass boy bands, and then this freak?
Hell,
I was a pre-teen girl once and I can't even answer that question.
I guess we start liking the handsom he-man type at about 17 or 18.
8. p0nk - September 26, 2007 12:12 PM
ZELTC
9. kathy - September 26, 2007 12:12 PM
**is going to.
sorry.
10. jrzmommy - September 26, 2007 12:13 PM
Zac Efron knows he's gay right? RIGHT?
11. dr phil - September 26, 2007 12:19 PM
"What is it about pre-teen girls and their penchant for sissy ass boys?"
They're afraid of sex.
Also - hmmm..."wrestle bears" and "smoke cigars in my sleep" - this is from the part that supposed to be hyper-hetero???
12. FRIST!!! - September 26, 2007 12:22 PM
#9 Yes kathy, for a second there I thought you were saying something wayyyyy different...
13. Guy - September 26, 2007 12:25 PM
Maybe this will bring all the retards that like Halo to their senses
14. Guy - September 26, 2007 12:26 PM
I had to add on, his face is just creeping me out, he is gay. You can just tell, even if he had short hair, and wore a plain t and jeans, his face just looks gay.
15. Tim - September 26, 2007 12:26 PM
kathy, if you really wanted to fudge-pack him I'm sure he'd be willing.
16. Muffy - September 26, 2007 12:28 PM
They caught him off-guard on that top pic when somebody shouted "Hey Zac, where does the cock go?"
17. Starbucks Addict - September 26, 2007 12:29 PM
He's purdy - I like him.
18. Store Manager - September 26, 2007 12:30 PM
Great, he got Astroglyde all over the game controller.
19. Riotboy - September 26, 2007 12:33 PM
GHEY!
20. PunkA - September 26, 2007 12:34 PM
Zac is a total TOOL SHED. I think he'd love to hit it with TT on the down low.
That whole Vanessa Hudgens thing is to make people think he likes chicks, which he so clearly does not. He is closeted. Poor fellow.
21. Bam - September 26, 2007 12:37 PM
"ssshhh don't tell anyone i'm gay!"
22. Jimbo - September 26, 2007 12:38 PM
Is there anything more boring than this post?
23. lambman - September 26, 2007 12:38 PM
Why does he wear bronzer and mascara everywhere he goes? It just makes him look dirty and girly, not a good look for a......um....never mind
24. bob - September 26, 2007 12:39 PM
does he have clear mascara on in that 2nd photo? i think he does. so so so gay.
25. miggs - September 26, 2007 12:39 PM
I think he has real presence as an actor. I bet he does a very saucy toss of his hair right after swallowing, just for effect.
26. bob - September 26, 2007 12:40 PM
ok i'm glad i didn't make up that mascara thing.
27. Jimbo's Penis - September 26, 2007 12:41 PM
Yes - your hand. Please, god, not again tonight...
28. steve - September 26, 2007 12:50 PM
Tools love halo 3. Pathetic little tools. Zac has a pathetic little tool. It's the perfect promo event.
29. Gringer76 - September 26, 2007 12:52 PM
Come on folks, he's wearing a Member's Only jacket (a modern version of one) and that says EVERYTHING!!! Let me tell you, he's probably the only member...
WHAT?!?! #23 I wasn't sure if you were right...but, yup, you are. That dude's wearing girl makeup...heheheheh.
30. justplainconfused - September 26, 2007 12:59 PM
With the makeup and the hair, Old Zac does look like he's ready for a bit of the old ultra violent.
Maybe he will enjoy Halo 3 after all.
31. Jimbo - September 26, 2007 12:59 PM
@27 Good morning troll. We all know that you use to give your brother hand jobs, but you don't have to bring it up in here.
How come you don't give your brother hand jobs any more??? Oh Yeah SFU
32. Mandy - September 26, 2007 1:05 PM
Zac is sooooo NOT GAY! JEEZ! Every so often he drinks a little, blacks out, and wakes up with quivering legs, explosive diarrhea, and a strange salty taste in his mouth. That hardly makes him gay. JEEZ!
33. Mdizdiz - September 26, 2007 1:25 PM
That boy needs to open that closet door and prance out.
34. Nick - September 26, 2007 1:28 PM
I wish I was 15 again so I could beat the shit out of him...actually, 12 would do the job, and I was a girl, with one arm...The point being the guy oozes wimpiness out of every pore.
35. Fag Hag - September 26, 2007 1:33 PM
Queer !!!!
36. Texas Tranny - September 26, 2007 1:39 PM
Nothing wrong with being a little make-up wearing sissyboy.
I bet he's wearing pretty panties, like I am.
37. Nick - September 26, 2007 1:42 PM
Actually, I wish I was 15 again so I could beat the shit out of him - and get a raging hardon in the process. I have a lot more insight into my motivations now that I'm older.
38. tommy salami - September 26, 2007 1:45 PM
i would love to beat the queerness out of him..........but hey i dont have all fucking day
39. punch him in the face - September 26, 2007 2:44 PM
girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy
40. vargagirl - September 26, 2007 2:50 PM
He looks like Jared Leto.
41. BunnyButt - September 26, 2007 3:18 PM
Yes, he does look like Jared Leto, but Jared Leto manages to be prettier and, somehow, both more feminine AND masculine.
42. Darth Hater - September 26, 2007 3:40 PM
Master Chief looks like he sooooo wants to put a cap in that Zac chick.
43. Italian Stallion - September 26, 2007 3:49 PM
The only game this fag should be sponsoring is butt-darts............
44. yukadoozer - September 26, 2007 4:33 PM
Wake Me Up before You Go-Go Zach!
45. crushed-x-beauty - September 26, 2007 4:50 PM
This kid is really starting to piss me off. He's like Ryan Seacrest, only more famous.
46. 21st century digital boy - September 26, 2007 4:50 PM
Bwhahahha! Even the body language - that classic, girly fashion crossing of the arms. Efron thinks she's lookin' all tough guy. In reality, she just looks like she's cold, uncomfortable, and/or slightly pissy.
47. ssdd - September 26, 2007 5:08 PM
I don't like this guys name or his look. Whats with the "bangs" swooped over half in his eyes look?? Are you kidding me?.......... Also notice how his right ear is flaming red ass hot...His blood pressure and heart are beating a mile a minute with all of this attention. .... I would like to kick this motherfucker right between the teeth. He and his look are best suited as a grocery store bagger waiting on the town slut to come through the line so he can get her phone number.
48. Quinn - September 26, 2007 5:15 PM
He looks stoned and he's wearing too much makeup...
49. Quinn - September 26, 2007 5:16 PM
or he has flawless skin. What's his secret?? oil of olay maybe? hmmm noxema?
50. Mastah - September 26, 2007 5:46 PM
That boy would get passed around like a prison bitch in a wartime situation. The only fight that he is fit to finish is the one for gay rights.
51. mike jensen - September 26, 2007 6:03 PM
damn that chick is hot!!!
52. yttyh - September 26, 2007 7:41 PM
Come on everybody, remember everyone thought Justin Timberlake was gay when he was with that boy band back street boys, but it turns out lance bass was the gay one. Oh wait or am I talking about Leonardo Decrapio
53. Texas Tranny - September 26, 2007 7:46 PM
Why is everyone so mean to him? I think he's cute and sexy. He's welcome to a sleepover at my place anytime.
*winks and flashes beaver @ Jimbo*
54. Franklin - September 26, 2007 7:49 PM
Wouldn't it be even more confusing if it turns out that Master Chief was female (a la Samus Aran of Metroid)?
55. popcorn people - September 26, 2007 9:07 PM
can i be the one to help him come out of the closet? all it takes is a guy like me to sleep with him and BAM...he no longer likes girls.
56. leah - September 26, 2007 9:15 PM
Maybe Zach would like the game better if he could customize his character to have flash pink armor. Like this:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/hello_halo.php
Yeah, i bet Zach would really get a kick out of it then.
57. LauraE - September 27, 2007 2:19 AM
Wow, do they hate good looking guys on this site !!!
>> "...guess we start liking the handsom he-man type at about 17 or 18".
Yeah ? Who for instance is "he-man type" ? George Clooney with his wrinkles and grey hair ? Nicholas Cage, bulky eyes and crooked mouth ? Schwartzenegger who looks like a beef ? Yuk.
I can undestand that women who grow to be huge and fat don't like the Zach kind of guy any more because they would lose him in their ass-crack. And the ugly ones wouldn't want to be around him either, because of the contrast. But to the pretty and thin ones, he is soooooo hot !!!
58. girkinjuice - September 27, 2007 2:36 AM
....hung like a light switch
59. court - September 27, 2007 7:21 AM
oh my god i can't stand the look of this kid - everytime i see him i feel like i may start going into convulsions. i've never been so creeped out by someone's appearance. please stop putting up photos of him!!!!!!!!!!!
60. Buttercup - September 27, 2007 7:47 AM
Fruity pebbles
61. scotty - September 27, 2007 9:34 AM
he even holds the gamepad like a girl.
62. The He-Man Type - September 27, 2007 12:30 PM
Christian Bale
Jake Gyllenhal
Ryan Reynolds
Brad Pitt
(somebody else help me with more examples of manly male hotness.)
All beautiful, all manly men. It's possible for a man to be pretty and rugged at the same time. Zach just ain't one of them. That boy is gayer than Christmas. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just come on. No one's buying his "I like vaginas and I have the pictures of my naked girlfriend to prove it." crap.)
63. rockdust - September 27, 2007 1:04 PM
C'mom, people...just because he has pretty eyes doesn't mean he's GAY! But yeah...he's "GAY!". Hee!Hee!
64. Taylor - September 28, 2007 2:01 AM
Maybe I'm just a pothead... but does anyone else thinks he looks kind of high?
65. Azul - September 30, 2007 2:14 AM
What's with the awful crotch shot in the last picture? lol!
66. D. Richards - October 2, 2007 5:05 PM
Shh. Fag Efron's just about to blow the Halo guy! I wonder if he's gonna swallow?! What the fuck is the matter with his Iron-Eagle, space camp-not even cool in the eighties nerd jacket? That's what's in now? I gotta get me one of them!
67. Jessie - November 14, 2007 1:02 PM
This guy looks gayer than George Michael and Elton John in a room full of sparkling rainbows.....
68. barbara - January 5, 2008 4:09 PM
oooooooooh mi god i love zac efron he is really sexie
69. barbara - January 5, 2008 4:12 PM
oooooooooh mi god i love zac efron he is really sexie
70. caitlin - January 14, 2008 2:47 PM
zac is sexy evryone hes not gay hes hot ok?i luv u zac
71. Dan - November 24, 2008 9:37 PM
c'mon guys!! hes probebly just bi or something. he cant be gay. even tho he looks it very much. he had a girlfriend. and they are aways making out and shit. they probebly have sex like all the time!
but anyways, zack is like the hottest guy in the world! i want him like soooo bad!