Sep 26 2007Zac Efron is confusing Master Chief

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Zac Efron helped launch Halo 3 at Universal Studios yesterday. Interesting choice. When I think of Halo, I think of crazy guns, ridiculous combat and ignoring your significant other. You know, guy stuff. When I think of Zac Efron, I think of ballet slippers, pixie dust and fruit smoothies. I also feel strange feelings – down there. I mean, I feel strange feelings because I’m hunting. Yes, hunting. I grow a beard and wrestle bears deep in the wilderness. Then I go to a bar where women dance naked on poles for dollar bills. Yes, I totally do all that stuff and did I mention I smoke cigars in my sleep? Just want to make sure I’m getting my point across.

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He is so For Sale. But the hairspray Halo crossover market may be narrower than the space between his ears.

Richard Simmons would've been a better choice.

Whoever the hell that is.....SHE'S cute......


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OMG 4!

i think zac thought he was gonna help launch a game about master CHEF who makes a mean fruit smoothie.

he is the biggest closet homo out there right now. no shit. that guy i going to be fudge-packing in 6 months....

This guy is so sissified it ain't even funny.

What is it about pre-teen girls and their penchant for sissy ass boys?

Sanjaya from American Idol, all those stupid ass boy bands, and then this freak?

Hell,
I was a pre-teen girl once and I can't even answer that question.

I guess we start liking the handsom he-man type at about 17 or 18.

ZELTC

**is going to.

sorry.

Zac Efron knows he's gay right? RIGHT?

"What is it about pre-teen girls and their penchant for sissy ass boys?"

They're afraid of sex.

Also - hmmm..."wrestle bears" and "smoke cigars in my sleep" - this is from the part that supposed to be hyper-hetero???

#9 Yes kathy, for a second there I thought you were saying something wayyyyy different...

Maybe this will bring all the retards that like Halo to their senses

I had to add on, his face is just creeping me out, he is gay. You can just tell, even if he had short hair, and wore a plain t and jeans, his face just looks gay.

kathy, if you really wanted to fudge-pack him I'm sure he'd be willing.

They caught him off-guard on that top pic when somebody shouted "Hey Zac, where does the cock go?"

He's purdy - I like him.

Great, he got Astroglyde all over the game controller.

GHEY!

Zac is a total TOOL SHED. I think he'd love to hit it with TT on the down low.

That whole Vanessa Hudgens thing is to make people think he likes chicks, which he so clearly does not. He is closeted. Poor fellow.

"ssshhh don't tell anyone i'm gay!"

Is there anything more boring than this post?

Why does he wear bronzer and mascara everywhere he goes? It just makes him look dirty and girly, not a good look for a......um....never mind

does he have clear mascara on in that 2nd photo? i think he does. so so so gay.

I think he has real presence as an actor. I bet he does a very saucy toss of his hair right after swallowing, just for effect.

ok i'm glad i didn't make up that mascara thing.

Yes - your hand. Please, god, not again tonight...

Tools love halo 3. Pathetic little tools. Zac has a pathetic little tool. It's the perfect promo event.

Come on folks, he's wearing a Member's Only jacket (a modern version of one) and that says EVERYTHING!!! Let me tell you, he's probably the only member...

WHAT?!?! #23 I wasn't sure if you were right...but, yup, you are. That dude's wearing girl makeup...heheheheh.

With the makeup and the hair, Old Zac does look like he's ready for a bit of the old ultra violent.

Maybe he will enjoy Halo 3 after all.

@27 Good morning troll. We all know that you use to give your brother hand jobs, but you don't have to bring it up in here.

How come you don't give your brother hand jobs any more??? Oh Yeah SFU

Zac is sooooo NOT GAY! JEEZ! Every so often he drinks a little, blacks out, and wakes up with quivering legs, explosive diarrhea, and a strange salty taste in his mouth. That hardly makes him gay. JEEZ!

That boy needs to open that closet door and prance out.

I wish I was 15 again so I could beat the shit out of him...actually, 12 would do the job, and I was a girl, with one arm...The point being the guy oozes wimpiness out of every pore.

Queer !!!!

Nothing wrong with being a little make-up wearing sissyboy.
I bet he's wearing pretty panties, like I am.

Actually, I wish I was 15 again so I could beat the shit out of him - and get a raging hardon in the process. I have a lot more insight into my motivations now that I'm older.

i would love to beat the queerness out of him..........but hey i dont have all fucking day

girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy girly boy

He looks like Jared Leto.

Yes, he does look like Jared Leto, but Jared Leto manages to be prettier and, somehow, both more feminine AND masculine.

Master Chief looks like he sooooo wants to put a cap in that Zac chick.

The only game this fag should be sponsoring is butt-darts............

Wake Me Up before You Go-Go Zach!


This kid is really starting to piss me off. He's like Ryan Seacrest, only more famous.

Bwhahahha! Even the body language - that classic, girly fashion crossing of the arms. Efron thinks she's lookin' all tough guy. In reality, she just looks like she's cold, uncomfortable, and/or slightly pissy.

I don't like this guys name or his look. Whats with the "bangs" swooped over half in his eyes look?? Are you kidding me?.......... Also notice how his right ear is flaming red ass hot...His blood pressure and heart are beating a mile a minute with all of this attention. .... I would like to kick this motherfucker right between the teeth. He and his look are best suited as a grocery store bagger waiting on the town slut to come through the line so he can get her phone number.

He looks stoned and he's wearing too much makeup...

or he has flawless skin. What's his secret?? oil of olay maybe? hmmm noxema?

That boy would get passed around like a prison bitch in a wartime situation. The only fight that he is fit to finish is the one for gay rights.

damn that chick is hot!!!

Come on everybody, remember everyone thought Justin Timberlake was gay when he was with that boy band back street boys, but it turns out lance bass was the gay one. Oh wait or am I talking about Leonardo Decrapio

Why is everyone so mean to him? I think he's cute and sexy. He's welcome to a sleepover at my place anytime.

*winks and flashes beaver @ Jimbo*

Wouldn't it be even more confusing if it turns out that Master Chief was female (a la Samus Aran of Metroid)?

can i be the one to help him come out of the closet? all it takes is a guy like me to sleep with him and BAM...he no longer likes girls.

Maybe Zach would like the game better if he could customize his character to have flash pink armor. Like this:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/hello_halo.php
Yeah, i bet Zach would really get a kick out of it then.

Wow, do they hate good looking guys on this site !!!

>> "...guess we start liking the handsom he-man type at about 17 or 18".

Yeah ? Who for instance is "he-man type" ? George Clooney with his wrinkles and grey hair ? Nicholas Cage, bulky eyes and crooked mouth ? Schwartzenegger who looks like a beef ? Yuk.
I can undestand that women who grow to be huge and fat don't like the Zach kind of guy any more because they would lose him in their ass-crack. And the ugly ones wouldn't want to be around him either, because of the contrast. But to the pretty and thin ones, he is soooooo hot !!!

....hung like a light switch


oh my god i can't stand the look of this kid - everytime i see him i feel like i may start going into convulsions. i've never been so creeped out by someone's appearance. please stop putting up photos of him!!!!!!!!!!!

Fruity pebbles

he even holds the gamepad like a girl.

Christian Bale
Jake Gyllenhal
Ryan Reynolds
Brad Pitt
(somebody else help me with more examples of manly male hotness.)

All beautiful, all manly men. It's possible for a man to be pretty and rugged at the same time. Zach just ain't one of them. That boy is gayer than Christmas. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just come on. No one's buying his "I like vaginas and I have the pictures of my naked girlfriend to prove it." crap.)

C'mom, people...just because he has pretty eyes doesn't mean he's GAY! But yeah...he's "GAY!". Hee!Hee!

Maybe I'm just a pothead... but does anyone else thinks he looks kind of high?

What's with the awful crotch shot in the last picture? lol!

Shh. Fag Efron's just about to blow the Halo guy! I wonder if he's gonna swallow?! What the fuck is the matter with his Iron-Eagle, space camp-not even cool in the eighties nerd jacket? That's what's in now? I gotta get me one of them!

This guy looks gayer than George Michael and Elton John in a room full of sparkling rainbows.....

oooooooooh mi god i love zac efron he is really sexie

oooooooooh mi god i love zac efron he is really sexie

zac is sexy evryone hes not gay hes hot ok?i luv u zac

c'mon guys!! hes probebly just bi or something. he cant be gay. even tho he looks it very much. he had a girlfriend. and they are aways making out and shit. they probebly have sex like all the time!

but anyways, zack is like the hottest guy in the world! i want him like soooo bad!

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