Sep 26 2007Victoria Beckham looks like a Nazi – literally

she looks like an idiot

let's send her off to israel dressed like that and see how long she lasts.

i hate this bitch.

that hat really accentuates her giant pig nose

She's lucky there aren't any powerful Jews in Hollywood.

My God!!!

The pig fetus bitch it back! She will never make it here. We have enough ass wipes and fuck offs from this country to contend with.

We don't need an import.

God Dang that outfit is heinous.

Himler Chic.

Posh really is a train wreck. She is not Hollywood glam, but comes across as Eurotrash. She may be it in London, but the Brits aren't known for producing beaties typically.

I think Tom should play Ace, and Zac Efron should play Gary.

Love the glasses. They really accentuate her nose.

Jim Gaffigan does an excellent comedic rip on american vs. british beauty.
He says, "Ever watch the BBC? You find yourself thinking, 'Where'd they get all these friggin ugly people? These are the people that actually got the acting jobs?"

This woman must be euthanized. Looks like she already supports genetic cleansing.

She's studying Method acting, so I'm pretty sure that hat is made out of her former lawyer's skin.

My God, she tries so hard, doesn't she?

This was funnier on Celebslam.com yesterday

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/militant-spice

I hate the bitch too.

I just checked the Celebslam page. No, it wasn't funnier. Not even close.

She's so ugly and so pricky.

You know, when those trash mags poll people if they would follow VB's fashion advice, and they say yes... I just want to know, who ARE those people?

#12 Tries so hard? She reall doesn't do anything. She just shows up.

I wish she WOULD try harder. Try harder to stop irritating me. Or try harder at a suicide attempt.

she doesn't look like a nazi; she looks like a concentration camp victim wearing a nazi uniform.

Tom absolutely loved wearing those pants. He said he could fit an entire colony of gerbils in them.

Man she's gross looking. Too skinny, blech

She lacks Sarah Jessica Parker's "unconventional beauty." Which is a little weird, because there are lots of pictures of Nazis on horses.

She has the face of an unborn pig.
So she looks natural as a Nazi.

If they are going to show a picture of Victoria Beckham, would the Fish please pick one with lots of cleavage? Something to keep my eyes from looking at here face

She should just keep shopping and let her broken piece of man meat make all of the money.

The problem is that she skipped the first step: "have talent."

I bet her head is the same size at britney's china hole.

Jimbo, cmon now, we all know you want some cleavage to help you tear your eyes away from Tom's bulge!

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

to japan with this retarded outfit??omg japanese gonna throw u with spoilt sashimi and toufu because you look like a trash bin!

28,29. aaaaaaaahahahahahaha! wait, no. that wasn't even remotely funny.

Very funny, troll. You can try but you'll never be able to match my personality. Now go make me a sammich!

"She’s on her way to being the hardest working woman in Hollywood."

I initially read that as "hardest LOOKING woman in Hollywood." ANd agreed.

Fairly certain her skin can deflect bullets.

I wonder if she's into scat and ass play like Hitler?

Enquiring minds want to know.....

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"Victoria had also set her sights on getting the cover of American Vogue"

...she'll be in luck whenever they get to their special issue on "Monster Forehead Zits."

Veggi - Did you find that shirt?

FYI: Tom Cruise is impersonating Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, the German Army officer who was NOT a Nazi and was shot for attempting to assassinate Hitler in 1944.

Yeah, Jimbo, I did. It was up my ass, like your head. Back off, ya slobbering perv.

Why are her toenails always so long? Or why is her big toenail always so long? And why does she always wear stripper shoes, just because they are designer doesnt mean they are cute. She's gross. Figures she would move to LA along with the rest of the gross weirdos.

Tom took the part because he thought anything involving attempts to ass-ass-in-ate would be right up his alley.

Hey jimbo. No, haven't looked yet....... but I will!

and really, troll, don't steal my sammich maker line. It's a bit off puttin for a retard like yourself......try a new name. I

@38 Fuck You troll!

And here I thought he was impersonating Colonel Klink...

Try this one: go masturbate with a cucumber. See? It combines two of my passions.

I can see her getting a movie roll soon .Producer Mel Gibson

perhaps she should have married somebody who plays a sport Americans actually give a fuck about if she wants to make it in Hollywood....even that right wing nut job Elizabeth on The View was smart enough to marry a football player to get into the entertainment bizz.

Yeah, she should have married Michael Vick.

Tom said it was his "tastiest" role ever. The director said if he closed his eyes sometimes he could make himself believe it was a woman's mouth.

@44 Hey troll do you fantasy that the cucumber is your brother? He uses to rock your world didn't he???

I'm sorry to go and on about your brother, it's just that...I don't know, your description of him was so vivid. He sounded so...virile. It's so easy to envision the big swollen vein leading up the underside of his throbbing co---- um, I gotta go

@50 Yeah troll. Keep those memories alive. Is it true that he killed himself just to get away from you? That is what I read

44- I knew a girl once who had her boyfriend hollow out a cucumber put it over his dick and then fuck her....true story!

When he killed himself, it was all I could do to hold back from fucking his gorgeous (and still-warm) body. I was so frustrated...that night, mom had company. Thank god she takes lots of medication and is a very heavy sleeper.

Now the days are very lonely. Today, for example, my lover is this slice of baloney. Not bad, actually, if you zap it in the microwave for 12 seconds.

"Let me see your PAPERS!" "I'm sorry, your papers do not appear to be in order, you will now be shot!"

She should go live at those Navy barracks that look like a swastika.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/26/sot.swastika.cnn

HITLER SPICE! If you want to be mein Fuhrur, you gotta get with my threads!

She looks like M. Bison from Street Fighter 2.

Victoria looks like an ANTI-NAZI....

Cruise plays an anti-nazi hero...

@39 agreed, those frenchy manicured toe nails need to be cut back.

Her overall appearance is so odd that I just cant find the right words to describe it...well, maybe ..."disturbing" is the most accurate!...she doesn't seem human.

&4

Hollywood is run by Jews, dontcha know?

Cruise looks hot by the way.

Heil Beckham! She should goose-step into David's next soccer game.

Why the fuck will she not do something about that nose?!?! .. In the close up pix you can tell this thing has been GrOwing. She's disgusting and she doesn't even have the first clue .. LOL..

#64---

I believe that nose is the one she had sculpted, believe it or not. I don't think I'm wrong.

She is trying to look like a pig.

Looks jagged. You could definately cut a roast on her face

I hope we don't find David Beckam in an oven somewhere...........

Why does this hideous hag even exist?

Mmmm, mein fuhrer! Gimme the Third Reich, liebschen!

Who gives a crap about this ugly, sucked up faced broad and her kicking balls husband, you think they were do-gooders for hunger or peace the way the hollywood reporters put them up on a pedestal, besides they are still BRITISH, they don't need our attention !!

Jews don't like pigs.

What an asshole.

those sunglasses make her face look droopy.

Alles clar Herr Kommisar?
Don't turn around, wha-oh.
Der Kommisar's in town, wha-oh.

And for the other pic, TCLTC.

Just looking at her makes me feel vaguely queasy. Her head is way too big for her body, and I'm surprised she has the strength to hold it up. And why is she carrying her purse old-lady style? That's how my mom carries hers!

Seig Heil

Ja, das ist ein Nazi bitch.

Ja, sie ist ein stupid nazi skank ja, und ein sheisenhausen.

I am a homosexual.

Don't be ridiculous. Posh would never know a ham sandwich.

Lets shower together.

#7- do you know where she comes from? She comes from one of the most poorest districts of london. Id say this is a step up considering where she comes from.. but anyways, she looks like shes been molded out of crisco :/

GIANT pig snout.

DAM why do peeps think she is hot??

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2262572

One look at the genetic defect named Posh and it's easy to understand why her sissy husband licked tha maids butt.

Ohhhh speaking of David the sissy Beckham. ooooooh the threesome we could have with him, TT. Meanwhile, meet me at the Motel 6 again tonight. Bring some extra lingerie and a soccer uniform, I have a fantasy you can help me with. tee hee

She looks hilarious, and like she could use a few sandwiches. Why is these boring jackasses with more money than god are so moronic? How hard is it for them to get a clue?

Shultz and Klinck gang banged her.

She really wasn't born with the brains God gave her was she?! Stupid bitch.

I don't want to spiteful (Oh OK I do really) but I am so glad that monster has fallen on her face in the US, she makes Britain look bad and its just awful that Britain is associated with Pigtoria Beckham.

@7 - she is NOT it in London at all. YUCK she's poked fun at and reviled in London amongst anyone that is not Chavscum anyway.

Her big toe(s) look as bulbous like her piglet nose. I hate her big toes with the long toe nails!!!

she's keeping up with trend (spring 08 ; proenza schouler) not copying tom cruise

This is kind of ruining it but I can't resist mentioning that I am so happy to finally see a thread without some moron posting "first!"

A pig face in a Nazi outfit trying to make it Jew-town Hollywood. Even the Reform Jews won't touch this one!

What a retarded freak; this chick just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Oh Posh your so chic, pssshhh.This is what one does when they have so much money they don't know what to do with it or with themselves.

to 39: Thanks for mentioning her rake-like toenails!

How stupid does Tom Cruise look trying to be a Nazi. He's putting on his 'tough face' LOL!! what a joke.

He should be holding his handbag just like Pox [er.. I mean Posh].

I think I stepped in skank this morning, oh no my bad is just Gustapo boot wearing nazi posh

#59: Cruise plays a member of the Nazi - party who tried to assassinate Hilter, so she looks like a Nazi.

Who's a bigger nazi? Posh or Tomcar? (click on my name to vote)

It's a German army uniform, not Nazi.

Oh, and fuck what the jews think.

The swastika might be a clue that it IS a Nazi uniform!!!!

Not only does she NOT look like a Nazi, but she looks HOT. Great look, I love that jacket.

GAY NAZI'S! Oh, that thing is a woman? Huh. Nevermind.

Well, she's already thin enough to have been in a concentration camp.

pffffle here's me thinking that the only freaky looking anorexic, and also slightly debatedly female, Nazi in the US was Ann Coulter? hold on! no sorry there's more including Glenda Becky (boring snoozesome CNN Nazi) and the daft Shauna O' HandTITTY (Twatty pompous Fox News Nazi) !!

Actually I'd apologise on behalf of the 60million or so residents of GB for chucking these two utter zzzzzzzzzzzz hasbeens on you lot but the several obvious wankers I named above do sort of cancel that out...

btw is TC getting fitted for his uniform in that pic for a film or the next Ophrah gig?

Why oh why does anyone want to photograph this ugly ugly woman. She always look as if she is in drag. I really cannot stand her for her money hungry media hungry fame hungry silicone breast pig nose in the air attitude. Please stop showing her in the press, mags etc.etc.etc.

I LOVE the Nazi look on hot THIN girls!

MOTHER OF PEARL SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLEHEAD

Please - give her a job somebody, we just got rid of her from the UK.
If somebody doesn't employ her she may come back.

i like she's new look, she look great!!!!!!

shut up jewesh scrum!!!!!

Posh is in serious trouble if she is getting her acting tips from Katie Holmes, who is about one of the worst actresses I can think of.

This post and whole idea is stupid anyway. Most military uniforms look like that. Big deal. What the fuck does it have to do with Nazis?
The only way you can possibly look like a Nazi is if you wear a swastika and look angry or have a hilter moustache.
Posh has neither.

how can some people like the way she dresses!she looks awful!why is famous anyway?all she does is spend her husbands money on some ugly designer clothes