Sep 12 2007Victoria Beckham is a walking doll

plastic or no, she's still fugly.

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fisteenth!

#2, you're a loser. Notice how I didn't put "first" in my post? That's cause only losers do that. So go be a loser on another board.

The fish story with these pictures is the funniest fantasy I've read here. It will be even funnier if you are actually shorter than Tom Cruise, fat and bald.

She is totally useless. What does she contribute? Nothing at all. Why people even pay attention to her is beyond me.

I love the fuck me pumps she's wearing.

I think she looks pretty good. There is something cute about her.

It's hard to believe that 3 healthy kids came out of that body. I guess chicks really don't have to turn into cows, it's all just laziness.

How come she's sweating?

Meh.

I love her so much. Want to touch the hiney

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Oh look! It seems that she's attempting to "smile" in that first pic, but without cracking the shellac on her plastic face. It's funny how she'd invest in fake boobs, fake tan, expensive clothes and hair, but not bother to do anything about that pig-snout of hers. Why a talentless alien whore like this gets so much press for doing nothing but shopping is beyond me.

Ooooh the launch of prostitute barbie! Where can I buy one?

what's with this dress? it looks like the rainbow one lindsay wore a few months ago. shouldn't posh be cutting edge?

anyway, it looks like it's made out of a bunch of seatbelts.

Oh jeez. Now all the Superfish fatties will come herding out to say she looks anorexic. This will be the most predictable thread of the day.

She looks like some creature from a cartoon from when I was a kid....DAMN! Who is it? She's so fucking weird looking.

Like an elfin creature.............

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Johnny Quest?

It's funny she's spent a gazillion pounds in plastic surgery and her nose still looks like pig's snout

WAIT! WAIT! Was it this thing from The Neverending Story I'm thinking of?
http://www.geocities.com/autumnsleave/falcor.jpg

Whorified, I said the same thing. sorry

gross, you can see her hip bones through her dress

also she has a monkey face

Midget. I like my hot chicks tall.

Or like a Precious Moments character? She definately looks a lot like Falcor from The Neverending Story.........

HAHA Jrz! No I remember something similar too, like a young boy character who was and archer or something.

My blow-up doll looks a lot better than this, but they both are full of cum. Well not my doll, because I clean it out after each use.

I get the feeling she even poses in her sleep. Or hibernation chamber or whatever the fuck she / it / alien does.....

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Sooo-WEE!!

She looks like a ground squirrel.

I'd hit it.

What does she do now that I should care to see her?

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I'd have to pull off her doll head first...,

I'd hit it, after David has hit it.
Love those sloppy seconds.
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i think that if her hair weren't platinum blonde she may look a tad better. blondes are retarded....

She'd look SO much better if she'd stop wearing stripper clothes, and get some NICE boobs. Those are 80s boobs with that nasty hard edge.

I watched an online vid about a Brit woman going to another Euro country for boobs. They showed the argument between her and the dr about her wanting the halved bowling-balls looks (ala Posh). The dr was shocked that she'd want something so horrific when there was much prettier options available. But she was adamant -- she wanted the FAKE BOOBIES 'look'.

So do Brits prefer the fake looking hard edged look, or was that just coincidence that this Brit woman wanted Posh boobs?

I'm surprised that with all the plastic surgery she's had, she still hasn't had that pig nose fixed.

An anorexic, plastic doll. *Barf*

Oh, @16. People like you only say that because your anorexic too, and fantasize about being that "voluptuously thin." Go eat a fucking cheeseburger.

There's something slightly negroid about her features. Is she high yellow? I can't stand her.

Hey my Queen!!!!!

You're so right.

@9 - those are replacement kids that the Beckhams bought. Here's a pic of the kids that actually came out of Posh Barbie.

When plastic gets used improperly.....btw :-&

No, YOUR my Queen TT! ; ) (...brtiney spear's breathy manic giggle follows...) lol

Posh is hot and cool and down to earth, but ive never understood why women with beautiful brunette hair bleach it blonde.

Ill bet this chick performs more sexual positions then you can imagine to keep Becks happy.

her boobs only look that that because of her dress. i think she's actually very pretty. not to be forgotten...she's fucking one of the hottest athletes.

#46...seriously? i'm glad you think the person you fuck raises your worth as a person.

my boyfriend thinks she's hot & it absolutely horrifies me. few people gross me out the way posh does.

also, #38, you read my mind completely. i hate that fucking pig nose.

@47 - if that's true about your boyfriend, watch out. One morning you'll wake up and he'll be slicing your breasts off and replacing them with oranges.

Obviously she stopped at the nose....

If you read this you are a fart

She looks oddly like a brontosaurus on the first pic

@44

I guess I am a queen.

Tee Hee

Wonder what that raghead writing down her back means....

and yes you would think with all 'of the money' she has ..that she would get that goddamned pig snout chiseled down a little bit.

why is it i've never seen that FEMBOT smile? not in one picture! i would actually be interested in it if anyone could show me a pic of her smiling with teeth!! ive never ever seen her teeth before!

oh yeah she's real down to earth. pffft. this idiot says she can't be seen without high heels on. wtf?

46, her boobs only look like that because that's what they look like ALL THE TIME, not because of her dress. is this the first time you've seen her? her boobs look like that when she has no bra on. it's more than slightly disturbing.

She isn't at all attractive.

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@55 - Well she IS British..they're not known for having great teeth. Plus, bulemia might have made them rot out completely. I wonder how hot guys would find her if they found out that she looks like the Crypt Keeper when she smiles.....

The kid on the Zelda games?

She looks like a plastic doll. I'd love to have her money, wouldn't be arsed about the husband but if it makes you that miserable, think I'd still rather be me, dirt poor and happy (minus pig nose).

Ok, I found this photo of what appears to be a close relative of hers: http://www.naute.com/funimages/falcor.jpg

Isn't she playing Grendel in the new motion-capture BEOWULF movie?

Hilarious stuff!

She looks like a doll? Please. Nobody would give a doll that pig nose.

She used to be a man right?

Well, she has my name and she got to sleep with the fishes, so maybe she's cool. Maybe she should play soccer? MLS might win a game?

she is fucking gorgeous.

PIG NOSE!!! PIG NOSE!!! PIG NOSE!!! That's the first thing I thought when I saw this pic!

@67--She thinks so too! She doesn't look high maintenance at all!

She's actually produced in batches to infiltrate our society. Her spine glows red when she climaxes.

Everyone says "pig nose", I kinda think it looks like Shrek's broad, flattened cartilage.
Do you see what I did there?
I compared a disgusting human to a hideous green monster.

I don't know if it has been mentioned before but SHE IS F*CKING UGLY.

#70, I knew there was a reason the Cruises were so hot to trot to fund the soccer fiasco!

The worst thing about it all is that she really thinks she's the cat's meow.

She's kind of creepy :-s

I was curious about her tatt......but oh my freakin' hell.......my skin is twitching and itching after looking at those ripe zits that need to be pinched!

You just know she looks at herself before she leaves the house and thinks she's smokin'. Mmmm, not so much. Kinda yuck in a my-head-is-too-big-for-my-body way.

You yanks are obsessed by plastic surgery. She hasnt had any

With all the plastic surgery she has had done I am shocked that she never decided to trim down the HUGE nose of hers......it is beyond obnoxios. She thinks that she is so hot.....maybe she would be with a different face.

Does this thing actually think she's attractive? I would love to see her hubby dump her skanky ass, then we wouldn't have to hear about her anymore. But he won't, because he knows he'll have to give her half of his $250 million dollars. This is a case of "cheaper to keep her". Poor guy, can you imagine waking up to that every day? Ugh!

@78, breast implants ARE plastic surgery. And those ARE fake breasts. If you think she always had those, look at this pic:

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/VictoriaBeckham/Spice_G_SG688681608.jpg

And, no, her bigger breasts are NOT the result of having children.

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damn, she needs a nose that looks like a nose. I am not even sure what that blob is on her face but it has me briskly running away! Her 15 minutes of fame is so over there has to be a new word for over!! welcome to America sweetheart....us Americans will spit you out when we are done.

Get the hooter sorted out love!

Oh my gawd ... she made a boo boo... Ciara wore that dress in her video w/ 50 cent for "Can't Leave 'em Alone". I didn't think Posh would do such a thing!

no matter how much she starves herself, she'll never be able to get rid of her pig face, ick. Oink oink....Hey wait, piggies are cute, Posh is not...sorry piggies. Either way, I would be scared if I met Posh in a dark alley. She's like some freak from the movie Hellraiser or something.

Weren't the Beckhams supposed to invade America?

Yeah, what happened with that?

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Posh is a parody of a person but I lol at American's critizing people for people too plastic. Take a look at yourselves botox nation!

PS posh is a hag.

OMG! that first shot gave me a shock! my eyes were very mellow & happy having just seen Hayden, [even an unmade-up Sarah was fine.. it's expected...] then whooooaaaa! damn! Becks has himself a creepy fembot wife...... ::shiver:: and 'it' really needs to give up the frigging pob haircut -- Rihanna as claimed it & mastered it to new heights now... move on VB

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awww shit, i missed by about 90, so close. Now my whole day is ruined as i was not first poster :(

Oh btw, anybody who thinks victoria beckam is fugly obviously likes penis.

I don't like her nose--it's like a third eye.

you could fry bacon on this chick's face. why is she constantly covered in facial grease?

I really like her dress!!

jrzmommy:
You are so right....ITS FALCOR that flying dog/dragon thing from Neverending Story. Thanks for pinpointing it, I was getting the creeps not being able to remember the creature from my childhood nightmares. Good to see she is alive and well.

oh, here is a link to her last movie photo
http://www.geocities.com/autumnsleave/falcor.jpg

Seriously you must see the resemblence.

she's disgusting and her shoes are the wrong purple

#45 - "Ill bet this chick performs more sexual positions then you can imagine to keep Becks happy. "

Unfortunately, for Vicki, the nanny is hot and she is not.
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#65 - "She used to be a man right?"

Used to be? Are you kidding? "She" is a man who had breast implants. Now all "she" has to do is shed the little penis, find a nice pretty face and trade those boobs in for some hot ones. Then she MIGHT be hot. Without the orange fake tan crap.
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#89 - "Posh is a parody of a person but I lol at American's critizing people for people too plastic."

Do you speak English, by chance? Nice try anyway.
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#31 - "I'd hit it."

Didn't you say the same thing about Courtney Love? Or was that Marcia Cross?

Victoria Beckham is an ugly, boring, dull, unflattering, unimpressive, untalented, rude, uppity bloody limey.

David Beckham is little more than a fairy. What injury is it now? One of his dainty, girly cankles? Poosy wouldn't last a day in the NFL. Hell, he wouldn't last one down. One play and he'd have a career ending injury if it didn't kill his punk ass. Good thing for him he selected a girly sport.

Athlete? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I can't say why, but I like her.

Like an old extra from "V"-1989 wants you back.

I like her and it's funny people get so upset about her.

Does anyone else think she looks like Falcor from the Neverending Story?

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.naute.com/funimages/falcor.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.naute.com/stories/falcor.phtml&h=768&w=1024&sz=43&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=ypqVv53Gp4NmYM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dneverending%2Bstory,%2Bfalcor%26svnum%3D100%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

I don't think she's hot or has a nice body. But I love her hair!

I love her nose. It probably has its own zip code.

what anyone thinks, i love her fucking haircut!!!!!!!!!!

but yeah, she's made of plastic.

My hairstylist told me yesterday that all his clients want Posh's haircut. OMFG!! Who would pay to look like this freak? Stupid sheep! That is the fugliest Flock of Seagull shit haircut I've ever seen!

I got chunky after having my kids. I am impressed with her determination to look perfect. Considering how much time she wastes trying to convince people that she is "worthy" of Mr. Beckham, she manages to squeeze in a workout. I have seen David Beckham. He is not God in shorts. Why is She so "lucky'. Because he cheated on her with his nanny and he can kick a soccer ball down a field. At least she produced two human beings. What has he produced? High soccer scores? How is that going to change the world? It seems to me that HE is alot more useless than SHE is. She should give the world the finger and just enjoy her life and her kids, and if at all possible, make time for her useless husband, we do need to honor our vows after all .
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1. I think her haircut looks good.
2. She has D.B. tattooed on her wrist. She was willing to get branded for her man; that's hardcore.
3. She was a Spice Girl. She's crawled farther out of that hole than the other ones have.

She deserves some cred.

i like her.

Victoria looks like a latin tranny.

She has the same nose as channing tatum and wentworth miller so hating it is hypocritical she has other redeeming factors.

She always looks great you have to reespect her, that takes work . Her kids seem grounded and her husband is hot and they are in love. Plus they are loaded shes got it stop hating. She had 3 kids and looks like that. After my mom had two she was 125 pounds 5'11". Victoria is like 4-5 inches shorter. Irrelevant their in lies the paradox.

She had kids so obviously shes fertile thus not amenorihic ( i know i misspelled it). Her outfits are cute. She can pull it off though most 30 something year olds cannot. Not because of body just persona and face.

I dont think her clothes are slutty. Hannah montana belt as a skirt with socks to the tthighs but you can still see skin. That is dressing slutty.

This new writer is totally kicking some ass. Thank you, comic genius. <3

gross...matching the purse to the dress? How could she?

Does this stupid ugly fucking whore ever smile? What a bitch!

Victoria B really is homely, look close at her face, she is not good looking..... Plus she is a no body and fits in the league of Hilton, Spears, and many others...

i can't wait for beckham to divorce the faux victoria.

wow...she's by no means fits in the category of Beautiful...
you want beauty? look at my girlfriend...
you want scary freaking monkey lady doll? look at victoria...
and some say she's close to perfection...psh...perfection my ass.

Hair is fug.

Dress is outdated.

Next!

Ehhhhh tireds of hearing about her. And This dress has already been worn. By Ciara in her new video with 50 Cent.. whatever the hell its called... boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggg

she looks like one of those Troll Eraser heads http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/spring/troll.jpg

helll yeah she is soooooo sexy !!!!!!

Her monkey face does support theory of evolution. No offense to skateboarders, but her hair looks just like the hair cut skateboarder guys were sporting a few years back.--What kinda desperate cow throws herself an "arrival" party, struts around on hooker heels and shows us all that she's good friends with Katie Holmes and "Koo Koo for CocoaPuffs" Tom Cruise. What a bunch of douche bags.--- I think Victoria and Tom have distorted self-images, and drag their spouses around like props. Wonder if the Beckhams are going to place themselves among the Scientologists?; which sounds like a made up religion to suit narcissistic asses that think they're so superior they MUST be hybrids from aliens! I'll bet ol' Vicks jumps in with all four hooves. "Plastic and Superior in America", the British Barbie dream. aww-
P.S.--Dear England, you can have that nasty Katie from "Katie and Peter" back too. Yuck! What a big coke-head nose, eats with her mouth open and sniffs her armpits on t.v. Oink, snort, snort---seriously what's with all the British imports lately?!

When I was in London last month; a tabloid showed a close up of her back thighs and she has some awful looking cellulite. You guys should take a picture of the back of her legs yikes!

#109 If you had a personal chef, trainer, and special diet pills, you too could look like Posh.

And smell like Posh. When she queefs, smells like plastic Barbie dolls.

Fembot Away!!!!!!

She looks like the Mars Attacks hooker alien chick. Massive head.

All the 'ugly' and 'pretty' Posh comments aside, did you folks know that her tattoo, on her back, is a) in Hebrew and b) its a Israeli folk song, or a saying, I don't remember exactly.

How about THAT for a random Posh Spice fact? RAD, I say. RAD!

And as I commented on HP's photos in Paris, GREAT dress, wrong person. I want that dress badly! :)

Omg ppl, SHUT UP. I know girls everywhere would DIE to have her body. I know you're all just jealous.

#132---No, no, wrong, wrong-----If I had her money, I wouldn't do to myself what she's done. She looks like a spider monkey with a bad boob job.-----Besides her looks get picked on because she behaves like a shallow, "scientologist-to-be", stuck up for no reason, silly bitch. For God sakes I havn't heard the "Spice Girls" music on radio forever------why does she think we're supposed to be in awe of her. We have way more naturally or enhanced beautiful women here in the States. This country has lowered the bar on the word "beautiful". I would like to hear from her mouth why she thinks anyone in this country should give a big fat bullocks why?! So, in short, I seriously doubt any girl or transvestite would DIE to look like her. A transvestite has a better chance, because they look the same with a silly boob job and no meat to even hold them up. She looks crack-head skinny, not shapely. Nigella Lawson from England is England's beauty, not Beckham.

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She looks like one of those humanoid mutants stepping out of the giant UFO in the final scene of "Close Encounter of the Third Kind" Scary.

Excluding all previous disrespectfull comments.....

shes has quite a style

I wanna shag her brains out. Victoria is a walking talking sex-doll!

omg, i do think she's very........fake, but, she has great talent! and she's a real person too! she has thought and feelings.

omg, i do think she's very........fake, but, she has great talent! and she's a real person too! she has thought and feelings.