Sep 19 2007UPDATE: Britney Spears must take drug tests, parenting classes

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Britney Spears has been ordered to take randomized drug tests in order to maintain custody of her children. On top of that she must seek counseling and see a parenting coach. NY Daily News reports:

“Based on the evidence presented, the court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by [Spears],” he wrote in his nine-page ruling…. The judge ordered the 25-year-old to undergo random drug testing twice a week - and get a parenting coach.

Kevin Federline didn’t come out of the ruling without a few dings either:

K-Fed and Brit are barred from consuming alcohol or drugs within 12 hours of when they are scheduled to take care of their children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. They also have to hire a parenting coach to evaluate them and report back to the court, and they must enroll in a Parenting Without Conflict program within five days.The battling exes are due back in court Nov. 26.

I would love to be a fly on the wall at those parenting classes. Just to see the look on the instructor’s face when Britney raises her hand and says, “Wait a minute, you’re supposed to feed those things? What did y’all call them? Chil.. dren?” The instructor would almost be completely shocked if he hadn’t just seen Britney use the CPR baby’s mouth as an ashtray.

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that after receiving the judge's orders, Britney went out partying last night (video after the jump). Considering she doesn't have a lawyer to explain how serious the ruling was, I wouldn't be surprised if Britney thinks she won a pony.



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Drug free? Is that possible for her?

trying to be first

Oh this should be good.

second

Damn it, just missed.
Too bad K-Fed's thingy didn't, poor kids.

"K-Fed and Brit are barred from consuming alcohol or drugs within 12 hours of when they are scheduled to take care of their children"

So its legal to take drugs when they are not scheduled to see the kids?

Again... The side Tittays! Man she is so on her way to Playboy or Swank. I'd still hit it... I would show up with a bucket of chicken and an engorged purple helmet yogurt slinger - all the time humming the first few bars of Sweet Home Alabama...Turn it up!

Okay, which is it? A few stories down the list you report that K-Fed was awarded the kids. Now you say Skank can keep them as long as she's clean (impossible) and takes parenting classes (Step 1 - Recognize the fact you have kids...). So which is it?

Ah, hell... Forget it... Why do I even give a fuck??

The real sad thing about this whole ordeal is that all of these actions by the Judge is designed to make the children's homelife more livable.

But imagine years from now when they are teenagers, all of the coverage and gossip will be archived online and they as well as all of their friends will instantly have access to EVERY public detail about their parents.

Also, what if Britney and Kevin does NOT adhere to the Judges ruling.
Are the kids going to be taken away and placed in a foster home?

Is that really any better??????????

The Parenting without Conflict program is a standard order for any divorcing parents who are having the slightest trouble. The no drinking/no drugs for 12 hours prior to, and during time with the children is also standard. Both of those things were ordered during my divorce (though the no drinking/drugs thing wasn't ordered for me, as I had no history).

It sounds like a big dramatic thing, but it's just normal. The parenting coach and drug testing, though, is more telling.

Christ. I absolutely cannot get over how fucking retarded looking that kid is. He has that piggy/pale inbred look. All thats missing is the third ear. Somebody throw that thing in a sack and toss it off the bridge already.

They should let them eventually starve their kids instead of telling them how to be parents. Even if I was a shitty parent, its still up to me and not a judge.

They're going to need more than one

Barred from taking alcohol or DRUGS 12 hours before taking the kids??? Did I read that right? So it's ok to snort some meth as long as it's 13 hours before getting them, but then you have to take drug tests twice a week, I'm confused. I work in family law, and never heard of that contradictory rule.
I think the judge is on crack.

Random drug tests twice a week - with no time limit?

You know you've fucked up when...

I think that the whole K-fed/Spears saga has had way too much mileage already, but I am happy those kids are going to be looked after by the state. The no drugs/alcohol thing is mostly for alcohol. It leaves your system you should be 'clean' within 8 hours of your last drink -- unless you are drinking so heavily you wake up still drunk the next morning. Then they're screwed.

Those parents are both a train wreck; Brit just gets more attention cause she's the one with the $$$$ and we all know Fed-Ex is after it.

Would foster care be better for them? Yes, in the right home, with stable adults, who love them. I would believe that the judge's ruling is laying the groundwork to sever the parental rights of these two fucktards if they keep messing up on this grand scale. That means the right foster family or another family could adopt them, and that would be the best thing for those two little boys.

Neither parent really gives a shit about those kids. Brit's a hot mess and Fed is just after her money. Custody of the kids gives him more money in his greedy no-talent pockets.

K-Fed should be ordered to get a vasectomy and Brit should be ordered to get her tubes tied. Then neither one of these wastes of skin could ever breed again.

Where's Judge Judy when you need her?

ok i read that this parenting coach is going to monitor britney's parenting skills. like she's not going to be on her best behavior? please. they should do that shit undercover & then you would know for sure how poorly she parents. idiot judge.

......We've secretly replaced Britney's two children with sacks of flour and drew faces on them. Let's see if her or Kevin notices.....

You know this is the beginning of the end.......she doesn't listen to anyone, why would she listen to a judge?

She went out to a club after this verdict. It's very telling in my opinion. I think the judge's orders went in one ear and out the other. She hasn't listened to anyone else so far, why would she listen to the judge? She thinks that since she's a "pop star," she is invincible and her money will protect her from the system. Loser.

It's so sad when a parent, and I use the term loosely where Britney is concerned, can't even take the ruling of a judge seriously where her children are concerned. She was laughing, for fucks sake, as she got into the car. (See the TMZ.com video) Then she proceeds to put on this sad pout bullshit, but can't even keep a straight face.

Bitch has issues.

"How ya'll 'spekt may to git my pee into that li'l ol' cup?"

He should have added a daily weigh-in.

well, I guess K-fed is a single dad now.


I think the kid is cute. I think that Suri kid is cute, too, too bad her parents are farkin' crazy.

When a judge has to tell you you're a suck-ass parent, you're a bad mother. And father. K-Fed only looks this good because he's got Britney to compete against. As The Superficial might say, a wood chipper is a better parent than Britney. An Al Qaeda suicide bomber is a better parent. A mile of broken glass is a better parent. I think you can see where I'm going with this...

why does her son look like chris farley in that pic?

People need to realize that Britney is just trying to shed this "good-girl" "girl-next-door" image and trying to appeal to an older, maturer audience. You'll see. once her album comes out and her new fans accept her all this craziness is going to pass.

It's gonna be fricken impossible to get this girl to listen to what anybody has to say anymore, or actually obey them. I just don't see it happening. Rebel, drug addict, whatever; she just ain't gonna do it! Not even with the threat of her kids being taken away. I don't see it happening. I see her more likely being hauled off to jail for not obeying the judge's terms, and all that mumbo jumbo law crap. Yeh, that will be next; Britney hauled off to jail like the rest of the bimbo lot!

She's probably thinking, "No drugs or alcohol for 12 hours before I get the kids? How am I supposed to put up with those little shits?"

I give her to mid october to really screw things up for herself....she is already spotted out drinking and drugging and in no time we will see shots of the hairless cooch ... She doesn’t have a “maternal bond” because she simply does NOT want to be a mother.

#27 she is trying to appear to a more "mature" audience??? what the hell! does that mean!!! Drugging is NOT mature and possibly losing your children is trainwreck NOT mature???? She LOST the mature audience and has the trailer trash 13 and under audience...all Im saying so get your hillbilly ass together

This is getting better with every update! What's the over/under for number of days before Britney blows it and loses her kids?

I declare 9 days. Who wants to place a bet?

LMFAO!

The best part was that pussy paparazzi/photog getting his foot run over!

What a pussy! Try moving dumbass. Or better yet, get a REAL JOB.

Fucking tapeworm......

Maybe next time one of them will get killed.

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Hah.. nice. Way to go, Brit.

haha PARENTING FOR DUMMIES

Random drug testing twice a week? Isnt that an oxymoron? What the hell is so random about it?

@ 32 Wedgeone - I am in for 12 days

Next time I hope they plow the whole lot of paparazzi under. Scumbags. Trying moving away from the car next time instead of totally draping yourselves over it. If that dude sues, he should be checked for a brain. And a vagina.

#12 i pray to god you never have kids, jackass.

I'll take that action. Courts move slow, unless celebs are involved. I bet 16 days from when the testing starts. Anyone know when that begins?

OK, Jimbo takes the "over". Check.

FISH, Why did you have to move this post back up to the top? Please put Petra's spread back where it was. I can speak for all of us when I say we'd much rather see a supermodel instead of a superwhore.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

someone stop them .. please

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Y'all! I is cryin' cause I slammed the car door on my damn hoo-ha again! Youch!Keep fergettin' them panties! Dang! Oh yeh, my chitlin? Fuck them, I don't need them stinkin' kids no more...anyways, they effed up my career big time, so I'm given them the stinkin' boot! I is country and thats the way we do it in them backwoods! So fuck y'all!

Hahahahahahaha.

"Okay, Ms. Spears.......We're going to work on helping you help your boys to develop healthy eating hab.........Ms. Spears this might be more useful to you if you take your head out of the bag of Cheetos so you can see what I'm doing here..........."

Hopefully this court ruling will give Britney the push she needs to get help and learn how to be a good parnet. My daughter is 11 years old and fears for her future generation that have been influenced by the likes of Spears and Lohan.

Oh dear, Britney is going to fail her tests like she did in school all over again. Just retire already!

http://www.bumpgossip.com/articles/16/1/Britney-Is-A-Big-Druggie---Tell-Us-Something-We-Didn039t-Know/Page1.html

@41 Wedgeone - I agree, I am very tired of this stupid tramp in the news everyday

You know, she was so busy working as a kid she never got to go to school and carry the little egg around in Sex Ed.......so this isn't really her fault...........

"People need to realize that Britney is just trying to shed this "good-girl" "girl-next-door" image and trying to appeal to an older, maturer audience. You'll see. once her album comes out and her new fans accept her all this craziness is going to pass."

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There's so much wrong with this statement, I don't even know where to begin. She's trying to shed her good girl image. I think she succeeded after the 800th time she exposed her loose, flabby snatch to the world. Or the 600th time she left the house without pants. Or the 500th she was photographed with some skuzzy dude looking blitzed out of her gourd.

And since when is being mature equated with being a skany, drugged up idiot who dodges responsibility, neglects her children and is completely disconnected with reality. Are you 12? Retarded? Or Britney Spears? (The last two are kind of the same thing, so sorry for being redundant.)

And finally, "older, more mature" people wouldn't buy this trick's garbage. Her target age group is 12-17, anyone else older than that wouldn't be caught dead listening to that mindless drivel she calls music unless they were as brain dead as Britney.

Of course she went out and partied after she got the ruling! She's finally getting away from the responsibility of taking care of those kids!

Those paparazzi should all be dragged off and shot. What a bunch of wankers.

At her weight, you'd think the story would sink to the bottom of the page.

I'd pay to have her DNA tested to see if she is really human or a deformed orangutan. And, by deformed orangutan, I mean deformed orangutan. Maybe a nun. Nah, too easy.

@32 I'm in for 16 days. Lets her sober up only to realize what a fuck up she's been and drown the thoughts/sorrow with drugs, all night at a club, and then getting caught pantyless puking in the middle of the parking lot right before she passes out...whaddya think?

K-Fed should've practiced on his 1st kid with S. Jackson on how to be a parent.

@55- uh, did you follow me last night or something? weird.

The upside is that she's finally being forced to get help with basic parenting skills. The downside is that her class teacher is Savarin Dejesus:

www.parentsbehavingbadly.com/2006/09/23/baby-drowns-in-moms-vomit-bucket/

Paparazzi clouds should be illegal. I don’t care if it is public property or what. Its clearly harassment. Yeah, Brit and LiLo are pretty messed up and it is mostly their fault, but having a swarm like that around you any time you go outside would make the most collected person go a little nuts.

The Paparazzi are leaches. Sure, they need to make a living, but how is it legal for them to drape themselves over cars to get a shot? I hope LA passes an act that keeps those roaches at least 50 feet from their targets.

@57 Veggi - I follow you all the time. Nice driving last night. I like how you almost hit that tree.

#50-- RIGHT ON SISTER!!!!!

Except for that I don't think her snatch looked all that flabby. I think it looked like a piece of shaved ham.
Accented with c-section scars, of course.

Will it make them less white trash?

Better parents?

We shall see...

Oh, and Britney is not living in reality. But we already knew that.

The funny thing is that any other guy (including Charles Manson) would have already received custody of the kids a long time ago. But with K-Fed... he is really the ultimate loser (only after the money anyways. remember: he did not care much about the custody of his other kids).

So the poor judge just can't do it. It must be really hard to be a judge on that case and decide between these two glorious examples of the human race...

She obviously doesn't really want those kids. Hell, I wouldn't want them either.

dig an underground hole & crawl in it already with OJ & MJ.

Seriously, leave her alone at this point

(K-Fed and Brit are barred from consuming alcohol or drugs within 12 hours of when they are scheduled to take care of their children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.)

Britney's Translation:
Sounds like it's okay fer me tah git stoned n drunk if ah ain't 'bout tah be scheduled tah take care o' mah brats. Wut gave dat damn judge da idea ah wanna take care of 'em win ahm scheduled ta party?

I wonder if the judge would allow her to do porn within 12 hours of when she is scheduled to take care of her children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1?

She took an IQ test and the results were negative, hopefully she gets the same results for her drug tests.........

@66, Jesso. You're absolutely right. Just leave the poor girl alone. It's just too, too sad. For everyone involved. Kids, parents, grandparents.

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that after receiving the judge's orders, Britney went out partying last night

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Unfuckingreal.

"Leave her alone"? These are pictures and words. She's not inside your monitor. We're not actually interacting with her. You understand that we're invisible to her, right? Or is she your "friend"???

Before the grammar police or etiquette police attack me, Yes I like the word FUCK and if you don't too fucking bad . . . don't read this. It's just a word. Get a clue.

I really don't give a rat's ass either way what happens in this whole fiasco. We sit here and read all this shit and comment on it when there's much more important things happening in the world. Somewhere someone is beating their kids . . . perhaps to death, somewhere (like Iraq) there's a war going on and people are dying. I, too, am sitting here reading all of this so I am just as guilty as the next.

What I don't want to be guilty of however is judging someone on their parenting skills when obviously there is no evidence of outright abuse. The only thing I recall Britney doing that was actually crazy with her kids was when she put them in her lap and drove. That was just insane. Everyone fucks up though.

Sit back and act like you are all the best damn parents in the world or like you were brought up so damn well by your own parents. God forbid someone fuck up. If you had the fucking media and paps breathing down your neck 24 / 7 I would LOVE to see how well they reported YOUR parenting skills! Good luck to all of you on that one.

I am not a perfect parent by any means and I don't claim to be one. I am not going to criticize another parent on their "skills" either . . . I mean, unless you see someone beating their child or unless that shit has been reported or there is evidence of it don't attack them. What goes around will fucking come right back to you!

So what if the girl smokes some pot. If you had the media up your ass you'd probably need a little something too . . . whether it be prescribed to you or not. I am not condoning drug use especially shooting up with needles and all that crap but damn people start worrying about things that are worth worrying about. Think about children that really need our help! There are kids MUCH worse off that Britney's kids.

One reason I say this is because they have nannies to take care of them. They are well fed, they have nice clothes on, their diapers get changed, they appear to get bathed . . . all in all they are being cared for. Their Mom has a job that REQUIRES much of her attention but she still sees that they are taken care of. Look at the majority of Hollywood stars who have children . . . they aren't up their kids asses either. Most all of them have people to care for their children. Oh and it's not only Hollywood . . . I am sure a good majority of working Moms everywhere have someone to look after their children. All of you Moms don't want to admit the relief you feel when your kids go off to school but you know you feel it. You FINALLY get a piece of your life back.

I am so sick of all these liars and fake fucking Moms! Stop putting on . . . your shit stinks too, dumb bitches. You aren't perfect and your kid is probably the stupidest one the whole fucking class. They're the little dork that doesn't know how to do absolutely anything. It's not their fault either; it's Mama's fault for constantly doing EVERYTHING for them from wiping their asses to basically breathing for the little shits. Oh and all these people judging Britney so harshly you were probably one those stupid kids . . .your Mom's probably raised you just like that and now you are completely clueless to the real world.

So what if Britney was nude. Big deal. Why is nudity even an issue? So I guess now we should take away all the PlayBoy models children too? RIIIIGHT. Well, if they are going to make it an issue for Britney then make it an issue for all them too.

Most of her life she has been pushed to be as sexy as possible. I mean how old was she when she started this career of hers? Ever since then she has been molded to be what she is today. Sure along the way she had a choice but that choice was so small and so slim that it was near to none. I'd love to see ANY of you live through a day of her life let along try the last 10 years of it. Bullshit. You wouldn't be any better off now than she is. Fucking fake ass people.

Oh and as far as her VMA performance. Big deal that she has a little meat on her bones. This is coming from a girl who is 5' 5" and 120 pounds. I am relatively average as far as size is concerned. No one is EVER going to fit perfectly into society's mold. You're either too skinny or too fat. I say, fuck what people think. If they don't like it then don't look at it! At least Britney had the balls to get up and do what she does. How many of you can say that about yourselves? You probably are too fucking lazy to even drag your asses off your couches or out from your computer screens.

Fucking hypocrites.

Jeez, who invited Debbie Downer to the party?

Mandy Moo, nobody is interested in you to read more than a few lines of a comment. Nothing personal, that's just the way it works here. It's a freeway, not a pasture.

I don't give a crap if you read what I wrote or not #73.

Yes it's a freeway and I can write as much or as little as I damn well please.

lol, I meant #74.

I really don't care, obviously since I cannot even get your comment's # correct.

I just want to make sure you get this message Gone Erea.

Plain & simple for you, I D o n ' t C A R E.

Mandy, I hate to repeat something I'm sure you've heard many times, but could you please stop taking up so much space? Thanks.

#73 .....so um, ...what's your point?

#77
perhaps when you stop breathing I'll do that . . .

anyhow, what's it to you how much space I take up? I am entitled to my opinion just as you are. there's this thing called respect; please learn it.


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like that fucking space, Erea? If not, again, I D o n' t C A R E.
I'm not arguing with your ignorant ass so just stop and realize that everyone else has opinions too. Get over yourself.

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Oh and here's another opinion which I have every right to express.

I just watched that video and I think whoever was driving Brit around should've just plowed through those damn paps. I mean, normally I don't see anything wrong with the paps. They're just doing a job, you know. But fucking block my car in and see what happens; you won't have a chance to lie and cry, "Oh my foot." Bullshit, they weren't even near his foot.

Nobody's going to block your car, Mandy. Everybody is smart enough to get downwind, fast.

Apparently you didn't gather what I was trying to get across #78.

Well, to make it plain and simple for you all, it's this . . .

A good majority of people here who are bashing Britney are nothing but hypocrites.

A lot of parents have done drugs, a lot of parents have been nude, a lot of parents cuss, a lot of parents drink but oh shit if a celebrity parent does something. When that happens it's so easy for every Tom, Dick, and Harry to come out of the woodworks and bash that person.

They just hide behind their anonymity, which is something Britney hasn't know since she was younger. She cannot be afforded to have even an iota of privacy.

Hypocrites hiding in the shadows. Fucking cowards.

Mandy, please stop! Your laser-like perception is burning my hypocritical soul! This very moment I'm putting down my drink and putting on clothes and saying only "golly-darn".

Thank you, Mandy. Thank you.

I didn't claim to have laser-like perception. This is just my opinion and who cares if you have a drink in your hand and your clothes off, I don't.

To each their own. Maybe we should all try and focus on that.

Golly darn to you too; whatever the fuck that means.

Mandy, honey, time to stop using the fucking computer and fucking join us in the fucking living room, sweetie. We're all fucking nude and fucking dancing around the fucking cooler of beer - and Daddy's balancing his beer on his fucking cock! Did you fucking tell your little fucking friends we're fucking typical fucking American parents?

Okay I am done with this for today. Maybe for shits & grins I'll come back to it tomorrow and see if anyone has come up with anything enlightening and new to add to the conversation.

Not coincidentally, the solar eclipse is ending.

Is it true that she asked the judge if she could take the parenting course over the web from Vegas?

Mandy, how about you don't, k? thanks!

Mandy using the word fuck in every sentence really makes you sound intelligent. You should go on game shows and win wht pulitzer prize with your cunning wit and amazing use the english language. That and the fact that you think what Britney is doing around her kids isnt that bad, makes you a candidate for the parent of the year. Dr Phil should write a book on your parenting skills.

"We sit here and read all this shit and comment on it when there's much more important things happening in the world"

Apparently you are one of the ones sitting here wasting your time. Idiot.

So I must comment on this . . .

#89 . . . See paragraph one of comment 73 . . .

"Before the grammar police or etiquette police attack me, Yes I like the word FUCK and if you don't too fucking bad . . . don't read this. It's just a word. Get a clue."

p.s. --criticize someone you only know through media reports, go ahead. dr.phil can write all he wants about me. I think I may write a book called, Parents Who Act like their Shit doesn't Stink . . . inspiration for my book goes to Danklin24

#90 --ah Danklin24 again . . . You really should pay attention before posting.
Read the ENTIRE paragraph and stop taking my words out of context,

"We sit here and read all this shit and comment on it when there's much more important things happening in the world. Somewhere someone is beating their kids . . . perhaps to death, somewhere (like Iraq) there's a war going on and people are dying. I, too, am sitting here reading all of this so I am just as guilty as the next."

I never said I wasn't one of the people wasting my time but at least I am not wasting my time kicking a person when they are down.

Mandy, I told you to come into the living room...Your father wants to see you.

You know, she only neglected and possibly scarred them for life. No biggie, everyone's a shitty parent. Give Britney a break. Like all of your are perfect or something. Like you've never made mistakes. She had to grow up with the world looking over her shoulder. Kevin's a douche for going after her money and making a big deal of this . . .

Okay, I'm done trying to put myself in the shoes of a Britney fan. There's no logic to be had from that camp. Trying to imitate their idiocy was a soul draining experience and I think I lost a piece of myself. For the folks that are asking what has she done that was so bad, ummm . . . her drug and alcohol abuse is no secret. Neither is her constant partying. Nor her apparent lack of common sense and reasoning skills. All of these would be glaring alarms that something is seriously wrong with her in the real world. The fact that more shitty mothers aren't penalized is a sad reflection of the child protection system, not warrant for this fucknugget to keep behaving the like inbred retard she is.
Not to mention the only reason she's managed to avoid real disaster is because she has an army of nannies to raise her kids for her. For example, a few weeks back her brand new puppy broke it's leg due to HER poor judgment. It's bad enough that the poor dog was injured, but it could have been MUCH worse for the kids. Any RESPONSIBLE adult with the ability to think rationally would realize that kids + small dogs unsupervised is a recipe for disaster. Forget the pup getting injured (which is bad enough), it could have MAULED her children. Just because it's fluffy and tiny, that doesn't make it any less dangerous. A kid gets to harassing it, pulling on it's tail, makes it nervous and it can lash out and rip the poor kid's face apart. But being the backwater idiot she is, she just plops the damn thing in her kids' playpen. Yeah, that's a great mother for you. Not to mention the ridicule her sons will endure when they grow up. If they don't eat bullets for they reach adulthood, they stand a good chance of being fucked because they're mom is infamous for going on umbrella rampages and flashing her skank slit. Stop defending this waste of flesh.

The look on her face when the guy is screaming about his foot is so sad. She looks terrified. I think she needs out of the spotlight until she can get herself together.

72, you're an ass. It's a collective consciousness that drives the paps. Just stop feeding the frenzy and they'll stop. Yeah, leave her alone. No, she's not my 'friend', she's a person. And it's gotta be hard to be a strong woman right now. And yeah, she probably does look at what people here say. What, you've never googled yourself? Yeah, you should google yourself where it hurts most.

And, Mandy. You're my hero. I applaud you. What does anyone here know about anything? My bet is they're all infant skanky high school twits.

Oh, god.
Mandy's back, acting like she's better than everybody else.

Uh-oh, I've been caught. I am an (I'm sure the word you meant to use was) infantile skanky high school twit. Even so, I completely agree with 72. This is a CELEBRITY GOSSIP site; therefore, anyone who leaves a comment is entitled to do their fair share of celebrity bashing-get over it. And as for she probably looks at what people say on this site...well if she is a "strong woman" you think she must be, then why would she care what I or any of us think about her on a celebrity gossip site?
And Suesue, honey...just because you used a big word (an enormous feat for you, I'm sure) doesn't fool anyone into thinking you might have some intelligence. The ‘Yeah’ before every other sentence after that kind of defeated that purpose a just a tiny bit.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember any complaints against K-feds child rearing capabilities. Why do you Britards keep bashing him when he is doing his best and even has the full support of her parents? She has absolutely no support system right now because she has fired or alienated everyone she has ever known. It is apparent that she doesn't want her children. There is no other way to explain her actions. Any normal mother would go out of her way to make sure nothing happens because she wants her children. Most mothers stay home with their children, especially when in the middle of a child custody fight. Most mothers don't show their privates in public when in the middle of a child custody fight. All these things add up to her having some serious mental problems.

92 so funny. Mandy doesn't actually think that she is better then everyone else 'cause she said that she isnt a perfect parent herself. Since she is a parent that's a problem in the society.

Anybody who thinks that Britany is an ok role model simply isnt ready to have children. I get what Mandy is saying and she is right about a lot of other parents doing drugs, but hey they are not famous and not using their poor parenting skills for publisity unlike Briteny does it all the time.

Her poor son's will find out some day that their mother used them to stay famous after a stupid performance. When they start school they will run away from the emmbaressment which their parents are.

Britney is way too selfish to be a parent! Beside whatever drugging and drinking in general she's doing she should stay home more just for the reason that when one year olds and two year olds wake up in the middle of the night they want their Mommy -- not the nanny. If they are more bonded to the nanny than their mother (because she's not there) then that's really sad.

Also, she is just using the worst possible judgment right now by going out and partying right in the middle of this custody dispute. Even if her kids are safe at home with someone appropriate it just looks really bad for her to be out so frequently. One would hope she is spending time with her kids during the day but who knows. It just looks bad when she's always out. She needs to play the game right now even if she thinks it's nobody's business but hers what she does.

I feel sorry for her because I imagine she loves her kids but she's either too selfish, too stupid, or too high to be able to put her responsibility to them and her relationship with them first. She's going to lose them for sure and she'll have no one to blame but herself.

And Mandy -- you are nuts. Normal people don't do all the things you mention. Most people put their kids first and squelch all their little urges to smoke pot, etc. I had my wild days but put them aside when I had my children. And I don't feel sorry for someone who makes $750,000 a month and could have a very beautiful and peaceful life with all that money. Britney makes more in a month than most of us will make during the next 10 years and she still can't buy a clue as to what is important in this life.

M u s t D e f e n d S e l f, lol . . . what a waste of time, I know . . . (maybe I should be spending it with the kiddie since the majority of you think people should be on top of their kids twenty four seven or else they be deemed a "bad" parent).

Anyhow, I would like to make things short since taken up too much space and saying any big words around here gets you called names and such. In advance I apologize if I confuse or bore anyone.

#96 . . . I'm not trying to act better than anyone. Instead it's the exact opposite. I don't understand the whole concept of kicking someone when they are down is all.

#98 . . . Guess what? Kevin was ordered into the very SAME parenting classes and random drug testing as Britney. He's no Angel.

#99 . . . I admitted that I am not a perfect parent and you say, "Since she is a parent that's a problem in the society." Fuck you. Who are you to call me a problem? You most likely don't even have children. If you do I am sure that they aren't the most well adjusted balanced and brightest light bulbs in the goddamned bunch. Your parents probably raised you to believe a lot of hokey bullshit stuff and look at you now . . . total hypocrite.

#100 . . . Nuts? Why be normal? I don't want to be like the rest of you hypocrites. What would you know about normal anyhow? To each their own, respect that. Normal people don't do what? Have kids and drink? Have kids and do drugs? Have kids and go out to the club? Have kids and have a career? S u r e, normal people don't do those things. I believe that like I believe the Earth is fucking flat. Good for you, you had your "wild days" and then quit it all for your kids. ::APPLAUSE:: Bullshit. Oh and money doesn't fucking buy happiness or a beautiful peaceful life. If you believe that then it just goes to show how ignorant you really are. If you have any money to your name I suggest you go buy a clue because YOU are the one who needs it.


Oh and I am not saying that I do any of the things I mentioned . . . but come on there's a lot of people out there who DO drink and do drugs and shit like that and who ARE parents. If they aren't beating or neglecting their children then who's business is it? Oh and leaving your kids with a nanny, although perhaps not the best choice, is still the choice of the parent . . . not any of yours.

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This ruling will hopefully shut her idiot fans up for good. They seem to think she's some kind of goddess who can do no wrong......this throws that argument right out the window. Twitney does not have a brain in her head.

Hey Mandy... GO TO OPRAH!

She should just take the kids out partying with her--that way, they'll always be supervised (by her entorage, the waitresses, the bartender and the DJ--a dozen nannies for free!) and while she often strips down or goes out without panties, she's probably more clothed at a nightclub then she is at home. They could get those big frozen drinks with lots of fruit in them and get their recommended 5-a-day, plus dance away all that cheeto/ding-dong/baby fat! It's a win-win!

Hey Mandy........... not saying what you say is wrong, .. but its said in the wrong place.... The people that post are not adding a clause of any kind that they are perfect and have never done anything wrong. People post here with underlying intentions that it probably makes their own life seem ~not~so~fucked~up...... Or... they post crazy shit to just get a rise out of other people, like um, You for example ... Or, they truly are cold hearted and give not one fuck what they say and who they say it about.

come here...
*whispers*... ****this is the Internet.... what the FUCK do you expect?... Get over your crusade to change people you will never see, people you will never understand, and ultimately people who will never make one fuck in your life.****

One thing I will say these people do is ...... .... They Have The Ability To Control YOUR Emotions. Maybe you need to take a step back and put the microscope on yourself for a while and figure out why you are so easily manipulated like that of a puppet in the hands of its master. Who is really the Weak one here?

~clause~
I don't give one fuck if you agree or disagree with what I have to say. Not looking for a response from you ..so save it. Put that energy to some other use.

Now...have a nice FUCKING day. *smiles*

Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. There's a world of difference between parents relaxing with a drink after work, or even getting hammered on the odd occasion (providing they've made arrangements for the care of their children while they go to the hotel), and the constant, no-holds-barred Britney does in full view of the public, which includes the very same judge who issued the order and the child protection workers who will be responsible for ensuring she doesn't kill her kids with her stupidity. The odd bong hit (not with the kids around), the odd beer; sure, lots of parents enjoy these things. But you know, or at least you should know, that Britney's lapses in judgement are far worse than those. Putting a baby in your lap while you drive a car is a mistake that only a functionally retarded person could make. Car seat laws have been in effect for years; my guess is she couldn't be bothered to strap the kid in. Or, maybe, she couldn't figure out how the strap worked. There is photographic evidence of her holding a cigarette inches away from her toddler son's eye. Kids that age are notoriously unsteady on their feet. What if he'd slipped and fallen into the burning end of that thing? And, as far as parents having a career goes, most parents have a career. I do. I guess that puts me in a different category than Britney, who is making a shitload of money for doing nothing more than making a fool of herself in front of the media-consuming public.
Britney Spears has the media up her ass because she wants them there. It's the only way she can get any attention, due to the fact that she's a no-talent loser who can't cash in on her sexiness now that she has the body of a woman who has had kids, instead of a teenage girl's cute figure. She's failed to grow up one iota since having children. This girl's been married twice, divorced, and had babies. She should have some maturity to draw on, but we've all seen that she doesn't .
This is, as has been mentioned, a gossip site. People here are sick of Britney's bullshit, as the general public seems to be, and that's why they bash her. You seem to have made a wrong turn on the information highway, Mandy.
Britney Spears has a fan site for people like you.

Mandy, you really need to get yourself some help.

...american gossips...so idiot...brit come europe to live as madonna...they dont deserve you...its all about your money...they suc...and you shine....best wishes for u britn

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And yet she continues to get into he front seat!

Let me sit in the front and cover my face with my handbag, rather than sit in the back seat where they cannot see me....

I do not get this girl at all!

wow this is getting crazier and crazier.

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