Sep 20 2007Scarlett Johansson is lazy

ME!!!

She's got a decent set of ducks.

Let me be the first to say she could have used the exercise - girl has gotten FAT! Check out those thunder thighs!

Urgh! Lazy and a minging biffa. Can it get any worse?

I heard she also makes people lounge around her trailer for her because she's too lazy to do it herself. Wait.............what?

Wow, she's really let herself go. In pic #5 you can see all the fat around her waist and thighs. The dude next to her is plenty fat, but he's slimmer than she is from the waist down.

lazy goddamn cunt. i thought i was lazy for cutting a vagina size slit in a pork loin instead of going out to bars to pick up real women, but this just makes me sick.

Ella..Ella..Ella..A..A..A..A..under my umbArella

Another prime example of confusing your paycheck with your actual talent.....

Besides, she's fat.

Like Britney......

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Yeah, 3 umbrellas to shield her from the sun...that sounds about right.

She really shouldn't take any more time than she needs to on the set, because that's time away from her singing career.

I've loved scarlett ever since I heard she f*cked benicio del toro in an elevator. Any chick that is into sex in public places is awesome in my book.

I bet she sprints when they set up the Kraft Service Table.

This story is really weirdly written... funny, but different from usual

Oh, and Scarlett Johansen is hot

#'s 3, 6, 8....whoever says she's fat.

What? Do you guys weight 12 lbs? She's hardly got fat. And if she has a miniscule amount...HOLY HELL. She's pretty! She's very pretty. Nothing should be said about her weight, because she is faaar from fat. She has HIPS! Heaven forbid a woman have hips. Fucktards.

well, ScarJo is much, much hotter than Drew. I can see how she wants to keep that beautifly milky white skin wrinkle/freckle free.

she is a pro pro doing her best to fullfil her contract

YOU DUESED don't know how it is to sell your soul to A devil

look with a heart i hope you still have

Hey #1, you can't be me. I'M ME!!!!!

AND.......I think we have the old Fish guy back. It's all like funny again.

I'd probably fuck her an entire day, for the price of getting killed. Easily.

But being that lazy diva bitch doesn't suit her. She should be a hard working top actress, not a diva with big boobs (lips)

Hey #14, zil.....

You're fat.

Like Britney........

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you are fat lousy maricans

destroung whatever is left of you fat lousy amerca

She needs to get naked in a movie then promptly disappear. She seems to be the only one who doesn't realise her entire career rests on the fact that people just want to see her tits. Also, fucking three umbrellas in the ... SUN ??? What the fuck does she do when it rains ? Smear herself in tanning lotion and lie in the garden ?

#20...uh, what?

She should look at pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt, when she was Scarlett's age. You don't have to be a big fat pig to have nice breasts.

haha #20, if you're going to try to insult americans, you should probably learn how to speak english first.

@22. what u waht you're illitreerat?

i want TRUE celebritues back on the screen . celbenritie not wotrth mentioning because you never heard of them.

like - MUHAMMDA ali"

you have no idea

i want white caps for my teeth and my facial skon threathed with ultra tred beams so i look 20 years younger

hahaha

Ugh..I'm confused.

well you dont get that fat being non-lazy now do you.

Folks, cmon now. It's called method acting. She was just cast in "The Scarlett Hippo."

Well, she is carrying her own parasol. So I say she isn't a diva or high maintenance at all!

Wasn't she sexy at one time?

Wasn't she making better films at one time?

Don't ever lose that rack, honey, it's the only thing keeping you afloat

Pepe, did you ... did you say "ultra red beams"? Wouldn't that be, uh, orange? You want orange beams? That's a little weird.

Wow, she's a fat little piggie. Or, if you can't accept that, let's say she's just very normal-looking. I've never been impressed; how she was ever considered to be a sex symbol is crazy.

"I wasn’t paying attention on account of she's a woman. "

BRILLIANT!

no! you're a little weird, metric giraffe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that`s the stuff i pay thousands of $$ for - i want smooth skin and white theeth!!!

i want all the creatiity and possibilty float all into new methods of beauty threadment instead of politcal and/or ethical developement

i just don't care about children suffering a thousand miles away......

think of that you well feed, good cared americans!

whats the big deal about her? why is she famous?

She was probably pretty smart as a kid, which allowed her to act more "mature" as she played those quirky-girl roles several years ago. But smart doesn't equal talent, and it sure as hell don't equal hotness, which is what I want to look at when I plunk down movie dollars. The only reason men might've wanted to do her is because she use to be underage, and all those pervs in hollywood are turned on by underage chicks; but now she ain't underage, she's never been hot, in fact she's a fat piggie and should just go away for everyone's benefit.

HEY, # 19
good one. calling me fat. that's hilarious. never heard that one used before. HAHA, oh man, you burned me. since you see me everyday. and you know me. so well. love you havoc.

#11 tell as more about elevator.

This has got to be the dumbest story thing I've ever read on this website. Whoever wrote this one, you suck.

39
what?

Whenever she is dressed in normal clothes, and not in a low cut dress with ten pounds of makeup she looks like a pretty average chick with a dumpy mom body.

also, is it even physically possible for this mouth breather to shut her trap? I've never seen a pic of her with her mouth closed.

Hate to break it to you Scarlett lovers, but girlfriend looks preggers! Take a good look at picture #5. Maybe that's why she's not into walking. She might be going through a tough morning sickness bout and feels like crap.

If she ain't with child then she needs to hit the gym. Not exactly fat, but not toned either.

don't care if she's lazy... I would wreak that any day of the week!

Now that's the laziness I like to see! Why would you walk if you can have someone drive you? Plus, if I had the option of three people shielding me from the sun like a king, I'd take that over WALKING any day. I think I might put this article on my website. It's called http://www.lazycollegeguy.com if anyone is interested.

She's a kike! All jews feel entitled! Remember, they are THE CHOSEN PEOPLE!

you sure that isn't Paul Reynolds from A Flock Of Seagulls? Somebody is an AFOS fan. She raided his closet for sure!

If you know anything about production, the line producer usually forces PA's to drive people no matter what. Drew probably opted to walk.
Of course the umbrella thing is a little weird...

@45-- yeah, you know you're jealous.

It doesn't matter. She might as well nuke a third of the world, I'd still forgive her.

she's not beautiful at all..

thank god for photoshop- otherwise this pig with mediocre talent and predictable pseudo-star persona wouldn't look remotely interesting to consider poking at all.

i would see this, if it didn't have that ugly dustin hoffman look alike in it ( jennifer maniston)

She's fat and ugly! What the fuck is she famous about? I'd rather buy some ham sandwich from my fav pork store instead of watching this piggy chick!

LOL #12

42, i don't remember her ever being toned.

Pasty white and not Hollywood style fit. She is definitely counter-culture in Hollywood, and thriving off of it. So it is working for her career.

Personally, never saw what the big deal was. She is alright, but not all that. Her movies don't make me want to rush out to see them. She dresses like a scroungy teen, which I like though. On a down note, she lets gay men squeeze her rack, yet conceals it from heteros. That is just wrong.

Fish-faced cunt looks like she farts up a storm.

Damnit, Scarlett....

Stop acting like a bitch. You're supposed to be the paragon.

And Scarlett isn't fat. At all. That's 100% USDA Prime Hotness. She's like a 1955 Cadillac....they don't make 'em like that anymore.

I just have sure that Drew's better on bed than Scarlett. Scarlett on it must be like fucking with your mother or something. Imagine Scarlett with 30 year-old. Not very exciting about it.

leelee, learn to make a fucking point. according to you, line producers usually force pa's to drive people no matter what, and yet drew opted to walk? that's a contradiction, stupid!!

Aren't we in a crazy world, we send bottles of WATER from one continent to the next !!! Don't you have springs in America ? What's the point of drinking Evian water ? And then these celeb freaks talk about saving the earth... Hypocrites ! Spending tons of kerosen to fly plastic bottles with plain spring water all the way from the French Alps to Hollywood... that's insane !!!

Scarlett's hair is fucking TRASH. Ugly ugly ugly beyond fake bleached hair with no style. How the fuck can you let your hair look like that shit and pretend you are an actress. Fuck you scarlett, fuck you.

P.S. sucking woody allen's cock is not advised. look what it did to mia farrow.

She's still hot.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS CHICK IS, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THAT GREAT, SHE HAS AN UGLY SHAPE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS QUITE CHUBBY AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT I CAN'T DENY IS THAT SHE DOES HAVE TALENT!

SHE IS LOOKING ROUGH! OUCH!!

she is so fat

Scarlett Johannsen you can tell thinks that she is better than everyone.

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