Sep 19 2007Petra Nemcova is a blessing, a HOT blessing
While some celebrities are doing drugs, neglecting their kids and committing armed robbery, Petra Nemcova is just causing erections. How pure and refreshing is that? You’re having a rough day, your boss is on your case and, oh, here comes Petra – to give you a boner. Some might say she’s more of a saint than Mother Teresa. And by some, I mean me. And my penis.

Reader Comments
1. veggi - September 19, 2007 11:36 AM
great news! I'll go find a penis and tell them.
2. LadyJane - September 19, 2007 11:36 AM
Who's spooging on their monitors?
3. Duchess of Dork - September 19, 2007 11:37 AM
She's very classic white girl pretty. Not bad at all.
4. Drunkman - September 19, 2007 11:37 AM
The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea
5. Ryan - September 19, 2007 11:40 AM
Delicious. Top 3 of models.
6. LadyJane - September 19, 2007 11:40 AM
I'd play flick the bean with her.
7. sportsdvl - September 19, 2007 11:44 AM
Hard to type with boner hitting keyboard...
8. i wants it - September 19, 2007 11:45 AM
Who made that dress?
I wants it!
9. lambman - September 19, 2007 11:45 AM
wow, she looks good...a bit different and I can't tell why....but I'll take it
10. my comment - September 19, 2007 11:46 AM
Not very interesting fake blonde.
11. Barry LeFarge - September 19, 2007 11:47 AM
Thank God she didn't kick the bucket in that tsunami. Fucking tsunamis.
12. * MISS UNIVERSE - September 19, 2007 11:49 AM
Now SHE could be a Miss Universe finalist, perhaps representing one of the Scandinavian nations.
13. Joe Testosterone - September 19, 2007 11:51 AM
No matter how hot she is, somewhere at sometime, some guy got tired of putting up with her crap.
http://testosterone-zone.com
Completely Redesigned
14. bob - September 19, 2007 11:51 AM
9, her hair looks a hell of a lot lighter. i think that's what it is.
15. jrzmommy - September 19, 2007 11:54 AM
She's pretty AND she can cling to a palm tree for 12 hours at a time........that girl's got TALENT!
16. Jimbo - September 19, 2007 11:56 AM
I want to be the wire that is running through her dress!!!
17. yes. this is a hot woman. not christina ricci - September 19, 2007 11:56 AM
yes this looks good
18. combustion8 - September 19, 2007 11:57 AM
Thank god for that tree.
19. David Klingelsmith - September 19, 2007 11:58 AM
Britney's way hotter
20. Texas Tranny - September 19, 2007 12:01 PM
I love evrything about this girl.
@2 not on my monitor, but in my pretty panties.
Tee Hee
21. Smivey - September 19, 2007 12:07 PM
Nice post. I salute you. With my hands behind my back.
22. Mandingo - September 19, 2007 12:10 PM
How uneven do her eyebrows wanna be? If she plucks them I think she may be blind in one eye.
23. Butch - September 19, 2007 12:12 PM
One fat eyebrow.
24. Ath Lipth - September 19, 2007 12:15 PM
10. my comment - September 19, 2007 11:46 AM
Not very interesting fake blonde.
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Just because you're gay doesn't doesn't give you the right to put down girls who are obviously very pretty and have exquisite taste in dresses. Jealous much?
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25. Tom - September 19, 2007 12:19 PM
Those eastern european girls are gorgeous!
26. random - September 19, 2007 12:22 PM
That champagne glass has a horrible design. It can't be set down. Luckily she has servants to carry it for her lol
27. George Best - September 19, 2007 12:22 PM
non naked pictures of hot chicks dont create boners unless you have never seen a woman or cleavage. They are like the marijuana of drugs. Great at first, but once you try heroin, marijuana does nothing for you. If I want a boner, I need moving porn pictures, which is like the heroin of hot chick pics
28. Boo - September 19, 2007 12:24 PM
I'd eat that, freak eyebrows and all. I'm sure she keeps it trim where it matters.
29. Frick! - September 19, 2007 12:25 PM
Nah, she reminds me of Donald Trump's daughter too much...Ivanna? Ivanka? AlottaVagina? Yeh, whatever...Anyways, she looks like a super tard in pic #3. And the girls all legs and not much of a waist. She's not ugly, but she doesn't impress me either...Yawn.
30. Nikk - September 19, 2007 12:26 PM
Ugh, Godddamnit.
I hate her. She's so vanilla and boring.
31. FagHag - September 19, 2007 12:33 PM
@27
In the boy or girl past puberty, we find one of the most dangerous forms of masturbation, i.e., mental masturbation, which consists of forming mental pictures, or thinking obscene or voluptuous pictures. This form is considered especially harmful to the brain, for the habit becomes so fixed that it is almost impossible to free the thoughts from lustful pictures
32. Aja - September 19, 2007 12:33 PM
This girl has no edge and looks like a smiling idiot all the time. She looks also, like a damn prude. Boy, that boyfriend of hers died in that tsunami and she got over it in three seconds. Boring bland smiling idiot bitch retard
33. wedgeone - September 19, 2007 12:34 PM
Thx for breaking up the Britney & O.J. show with this wonderfully yummy photo spread. And by spread I mean her legs.
MMmmph - mmmmmmmmmph - mmmph -mm - mmmmmmmmmmppphhhh!
34. Chris Crocker - September 19, 2007 12:35 PM
Petra is worthless shit; only Britney counts! Come to my site and watch my videos you putrid stinking cornhole eaters! Click my name, you stupid vapid simpletons, you worthless bags of shit! My videos will water the arid deserts between your ears! If you don't watch my videos then you can all just curl up and die!
P.S. I'm all about positivity!!!
35. sportsdvl - September 19, 2007 12:38 PM
#32, the Tsunami was several years ago and I find it interesting how you know how "quickly" she got over losing him. you my friend, are a loser.
36. LadyJane - September 19, 2007 12:45 PM
Aja speaks like one who is constipated.
37. leatherdaddy - September 19, 2007 12:52 PM
she reminds me of donald j trumps daughter too. what has alessandra ambrosio been up? now there is a goddess! from another land who stays all natural.
38. Lindsay Lohan - September 19, 2007 12:53 PM
Hollywood social climber or probably a courtesan. She just goes around fucking celebs. I wonder how much she charge per hour.
39. Dumbass - September 19, 2007 12:54 PM
actually these pictures suck, I've seen her way sexier
40. White makes right - September 19, 2007 12:56 PM
@3 & @30,
Can't stand that white people are generally always better looking than brownskins? European people's superior looks that are present today were based on natural selective breeding for superior looks in our history. Evidence of this is that even though we may consider Halle Berry 'hot' even though she's black, it's her european features that make her attractive. Same goes for hispanic women, it's the influence from the Spanish (European) genome, not the indian genome of the Aztecs. Do you see many superfine asians walking around? Not usually unless they're mixed with white people. The lesson here to all you brownskins degenerating white beauty is that you don't have it in your genes to be beautiful, unless you steal from the white man.
41. Robert - September 19, 2007 12:58 PM
she is hot but most of the time she has that annoying fake smile. Her eyes look dead.
42. SuperModel Hot List - September 19, 2007 1:06 PM
1. Heidi Klum
2.Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Gisele Bundchen
4. Adriana Lima
5. Karolina Kurkova
6. PETRA NEMCOVA
7.Josie Moran
8. Marissa Miller
9.Fernanda Tavares
10. Natalia Vodianova
Gorgeous, but not at the top :)
43. Jessica - September 19, 2007 1:08 PM
She looks gorgeous in that main picture, but as soon as she full-on smiles she crosses the line from pretty to annoying for me.
Her hair looks incredible though.
44. PunkA - September 19, 2007 1:11 PM
She boned James Blunt. End of story.......
45. Riotboy - September 19, 2007 1:19 PM
wHO?
46. MrSemprini - September 19, 2007 1:23 PM
I wish these women would wear underwear. If I'm looking up a girl's skirt, I want to see panties, not hair.
47. Texas Tranny - September 19, 2007 1:29 PM
@46
Yes, pretty panties
48. Jessica Simpson - September 19, 2007 1:32 PM
She's so hot I'm turning gay! For sure I would make poopie on her!
49. Mike Jenkins - September 19, 2007 1:39 PM
This site has a heterosexual male writer?
50. Aja - September 19, 2007 1:45 PM
hey white - how do you explain all the ugly white women as well? you asshole inbred piece of shit.
51. Aja - September 19, 2007 1:46 PM
hey Ladyjane, you speak like one who never gets fucked - moron.
52. Jeans - September 19, 2007 2:01 PM
She is no saint...if you forgot fish...she was the one who was using laxatives to maintain her weight!
53. jrzmommy - September 19, 2007 2:19 PM
51--OOOOOP, oh no you di'int.
54. Anal Phlegm Munch - September 19, 2007 2:47 PM
I would "love rape" this lustful twat!
55. Edie - September 19, 2007 2:50 PM
Anyone can be a "hot blonde"
doesn't that ever get boring for you stupig guys?
56. Italian Stallion - September 19, 2007 2:54 PM
I wonder if she's still water logged..........
57. K-A Campbell - September 19, 2007 2:56 PM
can't wait until she gets FAT and we can all make fun of her FAT ass.
58. Nikk - September 19, 2007 2:57 PM
#40 -
Isn't there a cross you should be burning?
Petra's boring as hell. No spark. No "oomph". She just shows up to various events and smiles. That's it.
59. MrSemprini - September 19, 2007 3:13 PM
TT, make sure you got two pair on. I definitely don't want to see anything swinging.
60. white is right - September 19, 2007 3:30 PM
Hey aja,
I never said there weren't any ugly or fat white women, just ask the black guys who date them. I was just saying that on average there are many more beautiful white people than any other race. Just like on average there are many more white geniuses than any other race. Doesn't take a brown genius to figure that one out!
61. LauraE - September 19, 2007 3:31 PM
#40, the face features you like so much originate from India
and Idians are not white
sorry !
62. Ok - September 19, 2007 3:34 PM
awesome, another blond model. How original, how....wait a second, how many damn blond models does this fucking world need? It's too bad the tsunami didn't take her with it. Blech, BORING.
63. jrzmommy - September 19, 2007 3:45 PM
61--Are Idians purple? Are they from the land of Idiot.........Are you an Idian, Laura?
64. Lexoka - September 19, 2007 4:06 PM
Well Superfish, I never thought I'd ear myself say that, but I agree with your penis.
65. kitty_kat - September 19, 2007 4:15 PM
#60- Are you for real?
Oh- and if you were so smart you would know that the IQ test has come under fire for being very much cultural. If there are more certified caucasian geniuses than any other race, that's the reason why... Sorry!
Anyway, I think Petra is pretty. And she's WAY better than Alessandra Ambrosio. I'm just glad the Fish is over that one. But he seems to have this really weird obsession over that Hayden whats-her-face now.
66. Nikk - September 19, 2007 4:25 PM
Upon closer inspection...I will say that she does have nice feet.
That's it.
The rest of her vexes me.
67. MrSemprini - September 19, 2007 4:44 PM
White Power forever! Until we all become tan.. Tan Power forever!
68. Mystery Method - September 19, 2007 4:49 PM
I'd prefer an undressing. Boing!
69. Texas Tranny - September 19, 2007 5:03 PM
69
70. myopinionifucare - September 19, 2007 5:43 PM
she's beautiful, but looks much better with her natural brown hair color
71. Sociopath - September 19, 2007 6:19 PM
I'd hit it.
I like her.
I usually hate models.
72. Captain Sloppy - September 19, 2007 6:45 PM
I like that picture where she's blowing a kiss it's... hold on. She's not blowing a kiss, she's got a booger on her finger and she's trying to get rid of it without wiping it on her dress. How classy is that?
73. Aja - September 19, 2007 6:58 PM
Anyone care to take a dump in my mouth? Watch me get fucked in a Mexican donkey show!
74. Aja - September 19, 2007 8:00 PM
lol - I have to admit that is funny- look at how blacks are with fat ugly white women all the time. However, maybe Halle Barry is beautiful cause she is half black and not the other way around. Her mother is a white woman, but an ugly one. Yet, alot of black people are ugly and apelike. But alot of whites look like shit too.
75. Kaya - September 19, 2007 8:57 PM
Everyone can be a hot blonde my ass!
76. Kaya - September 19, 2007 8:59 PM
If everyone could be a hot blonde then there wouldn't be so many ugly women running around. But she did look better w/ brown hair, I think. But don't try to say her looks are ordinary - they aren't.
77. HAHAHAAHA - September 19, 2007 10:52 PM
If anyone can be a hot blonde, I'd like to see Britney Spears looking like this.
But I guess you actually need hair to be any hair color
78. Stephanie - September 19, 2007 11:07 PM
I like how she's classily hiding her missing leg.
She's pretty, in that generic way.
79. Nina - September 20, 2007 1:18 AM
Beautiful.
80. Norman E. - September 20, 2007 2:12 AM
I know what you mean, see, I know REALLY what you mean.
81. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - September 20, 2007 6:34 AM
I want to take her back to Thailand and make her cling to my unit for 12 hours.
#77 "I'd like to see Britney Spears looking like this." And I want a toilet made out of gold, but it ain't gonna happen.
82. Liz - September 20, 2007 6:56 AM
She is drop dead gourgeus and natural. She has a unique look and i love her skin tone and hair. and to white is right- you have been taught by society to think what you think. Society constantly reminds us what we should look like, esp. here in America. All woman are beauitful and men have there own taste. some like blondes some like Asians, etc. i think the most attractive woman are those that are mixed with something other then white, and i'm a white girl. i love the adrianna lima dark brazilian look.
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84. White is might - September 20, 2007 8:17 AM
Actually Liz it's you who's been 'taught' what is beautiful a-la the multiculturalists (Neo-communists) and homosexuals permeating the fashion industry and entertainment industry of today, all in the name of 'fairness' to other races. I suppose you believe that all cultures are equal too, and that when the great Vikings left their shores thousands of years ago, sailed and came upon brown people who were still chasing their food around, there was no difference in advancement? Even as a small boy of 4 or 5 I was attracted to blonde girls. No one taught me that, I distinctly remember that they had that special something...that they looked like sunlight on earth. The fact is that the natural blonde genome is rare, and recessive when mixed with another race. If you had any clue about natural selection and an understanding of genetics you would realize the reason so many men from other races long to date & marry true blondes is that they want a piece of that rare and attractive genome. Their brown mixed kids may not be as brown if they marry a blonde. Just ask Tiger Woods and his money-grubbing blonde wife from sweden. Or that freak Seal and his blonde model wife. Men are constantly trying to improve their genetic 'lot' by seeking out the most attractive females. That's the same reason you don't see many blonde white men marry outside their race. They subconciously recognize the rarity and distinctness of their genes and want to maintain that for their kids.
85. Man, white supremacists are retarded - September 20, 2007 12:35 PM
What's up with those champagne flutes? Are you supposed to stab one into a passing servant if you want to set it down? I assume when it's empty, you just chuck it in the direction of somebody who isn't rich or famous.
Oh, and thanks for the cutting-edge eugenics lesson, White is Might. Right out of a circa-1920 high school biology book, that stuff. Dimwit.
86. babyglyniss - September 20, 2007 12:41 PM
indeed hot blessing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
love u petra!
87. Liz - September 20, 2007 2:13 PM
I think men of color that seek white woman because they feel like they are closer to living a white mans life, which is who sets the standard. i don't ness. think that's who they think is the most beauiful. i personally don't find Tiger Woods wife beauitful, blonde or not she has plain features and bone thin hair and a straight body. Also, i don't know many woman who find blonde white men attractive. As for myself i perfer to date outside of my race because i find it boring to date within, plus i dont find white men attractive unless they are mixed. They have no sexual appeal that's why we date out of our race. Also, i do beleive we are told what to like or find beauiful and white men run all the companies, advertisment, etc so of course they are going to advertise us. If black or latin men were in the position of power for 100's of years then their woman would be the standard. And even as a child you were taught what to like , i'm sure when you were 4 or 5 you say little blonde dolls and barbies dolls. it's just sad that you are so closed minded and hateful of woman. it's probably cause you are not attractive and only woman in your own race would date you.
88. Liz - September 20, 2007 4:25 PM
Oh, and another reason I date men outside my race, is because they are magical, and they carry around glistening shining stuff in baggies, like, you know, someone's eyeball (That's hott!!! Total hottness!!!).
OK, time for me to leave. I have to go pull a train in a dumpster; it's my daily nooner. Hey, wanna watch a video of me humping and pumping in a dumpster?
89. Soren - September 21, 2007 3:11 AM
White is might
The "blonde gene" is only "rare" because it's dying out due to the very reason that not enough blondes are procreating with each other. In the future, there will no longer be natural blondes. Find another theory.
White makes right
Join the discussion when you figure out what "normative standards" mean and when you've taken a college history course. Western thought did not originate in Europe nor with white people. There are geniuses everywhere--that you think there are more white geniuses only shows how ignorant you are.
90. Soren - September 21, 2007 4:52 AM
And one more thing, you racists make me sick.
Now, I have got an appointment with a glory hole; I'm gonna get banged in the ass by anonymous winos and make it into a gay sex vid. Now I hope that shows you how intellectually inferior you are to me.
If anyone would like to see either samples of my gay sex vids or an intellectual primer on race that I put together, go to my site.
91. Soren - September 21, 2007 1:03 PM
#90
What a mature way to win the argument! I'm a girl genius so yes I do like men. I only used the name Soren because I like Kierkegaard.
92. White alright! - September 21, 2007 3:26 PM
#69 The blonde gene is rare because it is recessive! It was rare before it became hip to politically correct sociologist propoganda (blondes are dying out, let's celebrate!). And the blonde gene is not dying out, it's becoming more selective (just ask me, my wife, and tow-headed son) this is known as populative equilibrium. You get your info from politically correct psuedo-scientists aka sociologists. That's why there are many more males in hard science than females. No matter what is proven with numbers and reality, you girls just can't get your 'feelings' out of the equation!
"normative standards" again, is sociology propoganda. You look at the outcome of a phenomenum and call it the source. This is the same logic that says that there are disproportionately more blacks in prison because the justice system is skewed to put them in prison, instead of the simple fact that they as a race commit more crimes per capita.
Another thing to ponder in your politically correct brainwashed female brain is cold weather theory. Imagine thousands of years ago when the white man inhabited the coldest regions of the arctic north and struggled to eck out a living in the harshest environmental conditions. It prompted him to sail beyond his land, learn machinery, chemistry, and survival skills so that he may survive and PASS ON this ability to learn and adapt quickly to his OFFSPRING. The offspring who adapted quickly and learned from his ancestors was able to pass on his genes to the next generation, and so on.
Now imagine a warm land with many available natural resources (Africa is calling!) where lethargy and nomadism were all that was required to survive. Why learn how to farm when you can chase your food in the millions of herds roaming the land? Why learn to make a boat when everything you have is right at your disposal? Why have supple palms and feet when you haven't a need for shoes or clothing? Hello...is this starting to make sense to you?
And to Liz the self-hating mudshark, once you go black we don't want you back!
As for white geniuses, please feel free to add any brownskins to the list if you think you can find them:
Bill Gates
Albert Einstein (a jew but white nonetheless)
Stephen Speilberg (same as above)
C.S. Lewis
Steve Wozniak
Charles Mingus
Stephen Hawking
Sigmund Freud
J.R.R. Tolkien
John Forbes Nash
Leonardo da Vinci
M.C. Escher
Walt Disney
Ben Franklin
Ludwig von Beethoven
Sigurd F. Olson
Henry David Thoreau
Lewis Carol
Andrew Carnegie
Vincent van Gogh
Ralph Waldo Emerson
93. Soren - September 21, 2007 4:04 PM
Not only are you a racist, you're also a chauvinist. Wow...you are a winner. Your views are so skewed and biased, I'm not even going to bother refuting your fallacies because it makes COMPLETE sense that nature favors a gene soooo much that the gene is becoming obsolete. Wow...your logic is as mindblowing as Zoolanders. I just can't win. But you are right: there are not "brown" geniuses WHATSOEVER because YOU don't know of them.
94. Soren - September 21, 2007 4:05 PM
*no brown geniuses
95. Ummm - September 21, 2007 5:13 PM
Soren, something tells me #90 is more into trolling than arguing. Not sure what it is, just get that feeling....
96. Kelly - September 22, 2007 7:29 AM
White is right is blinded. If you think the human brain is different from race to race then you have turly been brainwashed. It's funny because many of the genius you listed are from decades ago where blacks or browns were never tested or paid attention to. Also, Walt Disney, Freud and many of the others you listed are Jews so let's just go ahead and say they are more genius. Most woman don't like blonde men, it's just a fact. Ask woman who they want to mate with and i bet you 9 out of 10 will chose the man wtih the darkest features. Why do you think we date out of our race to often? Because white guys are not sexy and they suck in bed. Plus we want our kids to be beauitful and you have a better chance of that if you bread furthered from your gene pool. if i produce a child with a spanish or italian man my kids may have olive skin and thick hair. If i have a child with a white man they won't . so men are not the only one's that select, we have to choose who we want to mate with and i'm telling you we think of the same things.
97. Liz - September 22, 2007 12:43 PM
Since we did i go black? My fiance is from Argentina and my past boyfriend was from Turkey. Don't be jealous because i don't like pasty men like yourself. and self hater? You must be talking about yourself.
98. Jayhawk - September 27, 2007 7:36 PM
I fucking love Petra.She's hot, wears a dress well and owns all those other stick figure models. to hell with the all, Petra's the only real woman out of the whole bunch.
99. White_Rose - September 30, 2007 11:46 AM
Okay,all idiotic comments made by brownskins aside,Petra is HOT.Yes,Eastern Europeans are beautiful. :-)
I'd never date anyone who's not white,and I don't know a single woman who would.
Kelly are you mentally challenged?It seems to me that you are since you don't know that Italian and Spanish people (people from Spain) are White.In fact, Italian people are very proud of who they are (they're one of the most racially aware nations in Europe) and they hate mudsharks more than you can imagine....I love them for that.
100. its all good - September 4, 2009 2:46 AM
never seen a prettier woman ever than Petra. fuck these pictures look at all of her modeling pics shes one of a kind and so gorgeous, models were boring to me until I saw her so cute and sexy great smile and really pretty eyes. I mean its 2009 now and shes not as pretty as she was but at her finest she was soooo amazing. I looked at her and though fuck there is a god. stupid celebs like britney and paris are not worthy to be her poop.