Sep 5 2007Paris Hilton wants to reproduce

god no.

first!

...second ;(...

FIRST

"this cartoon character that they've made of me "

They? THEY? No.....YOU, Paris, YOU have made a cartoon character out of yourself. You mindless bitch.

Dear God I hope she's infertile.

shit.she is a kid.how can kids have kids?
grow up dumb ass no talent hoe.

Alright. I have to have sex with her.
It's the only way to start my army of filthy, disease-ridden, alcoholic, whores.

2nd 3rd and 4th commentors are examples of what Paris's kids would be like... retarded

No. Just no. Isn't there something we can do about this? Some obscure law? We need a lawyer here.

She'll be pregnant for like, 10 months.....or is that 42 months?

' I wanna have like a family and a guy' - yes,this is what people who are mature usually say about taking their life on a different level.

HAHAHAHAHA #8!!

She probably puts more thought into choosing lip gloss than she would in choosing a "father"... hell, she'll probably try to use the lip gloss tube as a surrogate father.
Oooohhh baby, that's sexy!!

Oh you know, she could teach that kid her astounding vocabulary of catch phrases. Like, "that's hot!" and "yucky!" oh wait, "charge it."

This is so high school. Is she writing her crush's name on her notebook, too? Oh, wait, she doesn't have a crush, she just wants to be a mommy someday. God help her if Nicole upstages her with a baby!

I know someone that would be perfect for her. Some hints...
1. He is very, very, VERY fertile possibly due to overly baggy, sagging pants.
2. He uses fun cute phrases like "wiggity wack" and "word, yo"
3. Boinking him means a built-in family of no fewer than 4 kids, with more surely to come.

I'll hook you up Paris...... Hook you up real nice like.

Not to freak you all out--especially you Superfish guy-- and cause widespread panic......but let's just say that Nicole has a boy and Paris has a girl and those two kids hook up and.............*faints*

I think she meant to say she wants a Family Guy. You know, she probably just watched an episode and thought Stewie was cute. She just baffled herself when something shiny caught her eye and said it wrong. Mystery solved.

A guy who's "loyal and funny and smart." How would she even know?

well in five years when her and nicoles baby start preschool, paris and her will be sittng on the front steps of their trailer thinking about how they used to be party BFF's and they'll let out a simultaneous "that's hot!"

ROFLMAOPIP

It only makes sense that Paris would give birth to the anti-Christ. Just think of all the dead jackals and petrifying fetuses she has stuck up in her cooter already. Hopefully lil' Lucifer will choke on the rotting menses that filthy whore never scrapes out, therefore saving the world. Hail Paris! Savior of the Universe!

Hey Texas Tranny, what is the extra PIP added there??? Just wondering.

Baby--knowing TT I think it's Peeing in Panties.

Wow, another sparkling argument for human reproduction.

But seriously, shame on me for judging Paris based on her ridiculous lifestyle and behavior. I am sure she will be a fine mother. I mean, compared to Britney, Joan Crawford's rotted corpse is a great mother.

Peeing In Panties.

Menses stained with semen from the millions of dicks that have been in her who-ha. You also have to include the stray coke bottles here and there.

Jrzymommy knows me too well.

Maybe she'll adopt a 35 year old vertically challenged person (ooOOOoooo, so PC) and call him her baby.

Yeh, you're really ready for motherhood, Manly Hands Hilton.

WTF DUDE SERIOUSLY????? man paris hilton is fucking annoying, but you know what else is retarded? those little fucking morons who proclaim themselves 'first!!' every time a comment section opens... especially when they're actually not the first. Even the dude in first who says it... Grow the fuck up lol. You may think you're in first but in reality you're DEAD LAST. You're a fucking loser. This is for cutting up celebrities hearts NOT playing these preschool games you bitches.

Paris - let me spatter you with my baby batter. Please let me bust a nut into your wonky eye ONE FREAKING TIME. I'm already happily married, but would give my left nut to have you and your gorgeous little tits for one night of magic.

Wow she really wants it all. Video on the net of her sucking cock, convicted felon, infected with herpes and now an illegitimate child.

I can't understand why anyone would think she's not a good person.

Halle Berry's kid will save us all.

"And satan will find an earthly vessel for his seed in the whore of babylon with the wonky eye, and her offspring shall be called the beast, the antichrist, the deceiver and enslaver of nations...."

"oh, and he'll have sasquatch feet, like his hoebag mother"

JUST AS THE PROPEHCIES FORETOLD!!

Know what else is really annoying? People who say DUUUUUUUDE, WTF?? Huh? Oh, I said that out loud?

Anybody have a link to that video of her sucking cock?

Just want to compare techniques.

Its the end of the world as we know it.....

And I feel fine.....

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The world will come to an end when Paris has a child. Oh well...at least she can teach him/her important things when the kid is older...such as proper angles and lighting to use when making sex tapes.

-Scott

http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop.

Anything to steal Nicole's thunder, hey Paris?

Oh, you make me laugh. I laughed so hard at this. I love this site's wit.

Do people still die during childbirth? Just wondering....

I heard the pregnancy will be sponsored by Valtrex

Paris has only 3 requirements for mating: (1) Tell her she is beautiful (2) Be Rich and (3) Be able to maintain an erection while she is in the same room and naked

the lead singer of maroon 5 will impregnate her

Is there a little lesbo action going on with Paris and the chick in the black dress? Thats hot!!!

Paris Hilton = so 5 minutes ago

Not a husband, not a father to her children...A GUY.

Oh god, stop her before she breeds!

This "I want children" fad will last as long as her "I will change the world" fad did when she got out of jail - all of 10 seconds.

somebody just give her a fucking cabbage patch kid.

@51
Veggo........Thanks a fucking lot, now I've coffee all over my monitor and in my nose.

52- TT- to quote Paris "That's HOT!" ha!

her dream man is turtle fom entourage

Her head must've been lodged much furhter up her ass than it normally is. Any offspring she produces should automatically be extinguished.

@51 Veggo - she won't know the differnce

FRIST can fit half as many penises up her pussy as Paris, but, interestingly, she can fit 2.25 times as many up her ass as Paris. Jimbo is 3/8ths the size of a standard Paris penis. How many Jimbos can FRIST fit up her ass, compared to Paris?

I HAVE THAT SAME DRESS FROM BEBE!

@58: Don't brag about that. Burn it.

After repeated fistings while she was in the joint, who'd want a piece of that?

This is coming form a person (used loosely, how appropriate) who has the attention span of a commercial break. So don’t worry someone will show her something shinny or ask a real tough question like “what time is it” and that thought will be gone never to be heard from again just like one of her many puppies.

Calm down people - it's ok. I'm fairly sure that all the STDs she's contracted over the years have rendered her infertile. I think if you take a look at Paris' snatch you'll just find a big gaping hole - and all her internal organs have mysteriously disappeared.

"Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?"

She created that cartoon character herself. Who does she think she's kidding? Let the UK have her for a while -- we'll keep the Beckhams -- they can have Paris. :-)

Please, no. No God!

Why does she still think she's a good person? Last time I checked, she was a racist, back-stabbing drunk driver. Yeah, she's a great person all right.

63. No way. We've already got enough on our hands with Amy Wino, Pete Doherty AND Kate moss. We don't need any more crazed druggies. You made her, you keep her. AND we've still got Madonna and Gwyneth. When you gonna take them back, hey?

@57 Wow the fucking troll is back with her math questions. The real question is how many of your orifices did your brother stick his dick into?

eeeeeeeeeew
did you see her armpit on the 12th picture
that is GROSS

Jimbo don't forget about her Daddy too.

@67
It's fucking Paris...............it's ALL fucking gross.

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

@68 TT you missed it by one.

I am sure the fucking troll's daddy got a little action too. But she had a special relationship with her brother.

I... I... I can't find the words. God! Please! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meh could she really be any worse of a parent than Britney or half the mothers nowadays that let their demonspawn run wild on the streets? Not that is a really high standard or anything. At least her kids wouldn't need welfare.

Whatever happened to the transitional house project for recently released inmates, Paris?
Like we need to suffer the spawn of yet another rich air head. Please, somebody shoot her and save the world!

Everybody relax...
One of three things will happen:
1. Like #50 wrote, Paris will forget about this as soon as something sparklly catches her attention.
2. Her fallopian tubes are so scarred by her STDs that she is infertile (please God).
3. She gets pregnant. By the time the baby is born she will so resent it for fucking up her body, she won't have anything to do with it. The kid will be raised by some caring nanny.

Parias would make a GREAT mum. This is just a sign that she has had all the fun she needs and is now ready to get on with the business of bringing the next generation of Hiltons into the world/ God bless yo, Paris!

@22 - That's just disgusting to the point of being SICK! I hope you get well soon. And to the rest of you Paris-bashers: KISS MY ARSE!!!

And another thing...Why does someone ALWAYS have to make a herpes crack whenever the topic is Paris? She's never had it, so that just makes all of your little jokes even that much more pathetic & pointless!!!

I doubt she has any real intention of going through with this. Sounds like a rather unexciting cry for attention to me.

Mind you, you, you all look pretty stupid when you act like the world is going to end because a woman you don't like wants children. At worst, it's going to be another generic spoilt brat who you'll never meet.

@77 Clearly you are new to the Fish. She has had herpes for a while now and uses Valtrex.

#77 A perscription for Valtrex was found in her storage locker and it is a pretty well-accepted Hollywood fact that she does have herpes.

#31 - hey DAMIEN, I have a secret to tell you.

Are you ready for this?

The suspense must be killing you...

Ok, here it comes...

!!!!!!!!!! FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!

She probably thinks she will get pregnant by swallowing, so nothing to worry about here folks....

The fat guy with the purple stretch marks on his stomach in picture 5 is showing Paris what she's going to look like if she gets knocked up.

With any luck it will discourage her from spawning the anti-christ.

I wonder if the person who did this "interview" had to go to school and spend thousands of dollars on a diploma just for the honour of asking questions to this retard. Cause thats really, really, gotta burn. I mean eventually snap and run over homeless people kinda burn.

That bitch should be neutered!

85--spayed. Males get neutered. Females get spayed.

If her parents would have listened to Bob Barker we wouldn't be having this conversation.............

she can't even take care of her pets who the hell is she going to take care of a kid ... maybe she wants one so they can get her old inheritnce

"One does not simply slip into Paris. Its meaty gates are guarded by more than just herpes. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."

@89 Brilliant send-off of Paris/Mordor. So who would be Gollum,Frodo, and Sam in that order?

like her short hair though...better than those fake extensions

#89 - ROTFLMAO!!!

That's the funniest shit I've read all week!

Bitch is just following Nicole Richie's lead.

Some guy is just gonna take advantage of her by getting her pregnant so he can get custody and be forever paid with child support. Can't wait!

Gollum...either one of.the Olsen twins
Frodo...Jenna Jameson's lips
Sam..Seth Rogan

Hey Paris! Why don't you do us a favor? Masturbate with a chain saw and clean that shit out!

hey if anorexic heroin addict like Nicole Ritchie can have a baby why can't the queen of herpes have one too?

God help any poor innocent child that would end up with her as a parent. If Paris spawned it will be the end of civilisation.

OH FOR GOD SAKE .......PLEASE SPAY HER RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pregnancy is sooo "IN" right now! It is almost as hot as DUI's,rehab, and prison time! Can you imagine the fetal alcohol syndrome that will be rampant in few months!?

Kill her now, please.

I think this is a good sign, perhaps she gets a glimpse of the real world that way and instantly hangs herself.

Suicide isn't funny 101!

Cartoon character? YOU PARIS, created that cartoon character with your horrid behavior.

And the only reason you want kids is because your skanky friend Nicole is knocked up.

To be a parent, you should have to be more than a child yourself.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone has a big enough semen collection to reproduce it would be this cum bucket....

so hows the lucky 'guy' going to be? my money is on k-fed!

oh. im 104?shit!

YOU FUCKIN DUMB ASS RETARDED MULE'S ASSES STOP SCREAMIN THAT BORRING SHIT ALREADY N GROW THA MOTHERFUCKIN FUCK UP.

doh` i meant: WHOs the lucky 'guy' going to be...

I'll bang.

Things to do tomorrow:

Sell Paris a lifetime supply of the-morning-after pill and tell her they are prenatal vitamins (or Vicodin).

I didn't know transvestites could reproduce.

Wow.

The only thing she has going for her is that she could provide FINANCIALLY for a child. Other than that, that child is going to be fucked UP. Unless she surprises us all.

Which she won't.

i just punched myself in the uterus for that one because i was so blinded by rage that i lost all sense of who's uterus was whos... and now i'm in pain. thanks a lot.

please please do NOT post anything about lindsay lohan... i can not handle it. give me at LEAST 2 or 3 days... minimum...

haha so funny i recon this slut should neck herself only reson she wants a kid is to get back in to her grandaddys will hahaha silly fcuk i wish there where pics of her in prison cuz i would throw darts at this silly toe rag if i ever meet her

#114 - I reckin' yur a tard of sum sort?

She needs to be neutered for the good of humanity.

Nicole even more so.

She thinks she's so hot, but she is so repulsive. And a joke to most of America. Can't we ship her off to England or something? She's such an air head she probably wouldn't even know the difference. She'd be too busy looking in the fricken mirror nonstop.

It's ALRIGHT her herpies&vd has made her infertile
OH GOD !!!!!!!!!-she has $ she could adopt

#113... ME TOO!

God this bitch is so predictable and full of shit I've about had it! Time to get drunk!

I'd jerk into a jar and send it to her. Be nice to have a few of her dollars.

finally!!! she realized about being a mom!!! she will be a great mom!!!! luv ya paris !!!!!!!

123: YGBSM

those people who are posting negative comments are the same one who would, beg paris to take a pic,, if they see her!!!!

This has got to be a joke right. This bitch is soooo selfish that her kids wouldn't have a pray of getting any attention from her. She'd be in the mirror telling herself how great she!!!

Why the fuck is this still here?

@124
Of course I suck.

This quote is from Kelly Osbourne............

"It baffles me. I can't even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don't understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend."

"It's a bit sickening, but that's how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they'd rather show their vaginas to the world."

Question:

Who would be the worst parent? Buttney, Nicole Itchy or Paris?

Mom's party too! In fact, it's good to keep your identity and social life when you have kids or you go NuTz. Yay for babies!

#34 halle b save us SHE IS A DRUNK DRIVER ..self absorbed am i black or white hoe oh yeah when i win an award i'm sooblack when i procreate i'm so white
PUKE

black stubble pits ..she' so done.
she dances like a stupid drunk white whore

@127
I heard trough the grapevine well too.

Surprised no one made comments about the little "signage"

All respects to you guys..

Paris is just plain stupid.

No more needs to be said.

I believe Paris should get off her partying ass and build that half-way house or center for women who just got out of jail and have no place to go. I thought she was going to do that SOON - well???? We're still waiting for "you to do good" Paris - with your millions, you could use just one million to build this facility and take donations from your millionaire friends to keep it operational. Think about this!!!

Monkey see monkey do. If she wasn't a cartoon character, she'd stop trying to jump on the baby bandwagon, like all the other fucking ankle-biters.

Only good thing I'll say is her hair looks SOOOO much better short without those "nappy-assed weaves." Then again we can't all have lush, long, gorgeous, wavy locks, comme moi. (Val swishes head and hair around, like a poser)

125

Include yourself in that group and go smoke a pole, asshole. Get off the site you sycophant (I love that word!)

is she making out with her own sister? wtf honestly

well yeah wat could ii say i loove pariis && ii respect her DECISIONS... liike who giives @ fuck of wat ppll say... shiit ii dnt.. so liike ii was saying let her do her thiing!!!... ~... :)

she looks hot as hell in these pics! Still no trouble here she's with her big sis.

no! stop her! there are enough shitty parents out there as it is!

look at the last pic.she's flashing her pits with hair growing on em.sexXXy

Cunt

Oh, it gets better! She wants to name her first born son LONDON! No, not after the city, but after a pet cat she had when she was younger. Is it too late for someone to perform Type III female circumcision on her?

as long as your not 400lbs...any body size can have a baby... how is working her already thin body out make her ready?

If she ever does give birth, I wouldn't care to have one of the puppies.

I think the phrase "I want kids next year" is very telling. First, how many babies does she think she can fit into a year? Someone remind her how long 40 weeks is... (or is she gonna do IVF and have triplets so she can dress them all in little sparkly outfits and give them names that rhyme) Second - she should talk to Britney about where 'wanting kids' gets you. She's sick of the menagerie - now she wants one of those human baby things. So much for cleaning up your act, finding the love of your life, settling down, and having a family. Nope, I (not we, cos there is no we) WANT KIDS. I want.

She's the poster child for BIRTH CONTROL.

Some people should just not REPRODUCE..Paris Hilton..is a perfect example.

in picture 12 you can see her stubbly pits. does anyone else like to let theirs grow out an inch long like me? paris would make a wonderful mother, i can't wait!

How can she have kids when it's always all about her? She can't keep track of her dogs.

I'll be damned. Paris wants Pete!

bro shes a kid just on her own. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we dnt need to of them

I`d eat a mile of her shit just to get a sniff of Paris`s bung hole

Wouldn't it be better to find the love of your life first?

hahahahahahahahahahaha wats your favourite part in house of wax ? mine is when u die

Paris Hilton is another case of people doing nothing for celebrity.

But the way people talk about her as though she's the worst person on the planet is ridiculous. I can think of far worse offenders than Paris.

She's actually a great deal more intelligent than a lot of celebrities - but she acts stupid which I can't abhor.

And to the writer of this article?? Did your mother never party when they were a young woman?? I can't think of any who don't - that doesn't ruin Paris' potential to be a parent.

She's been in jail, sure, that's a strike against her for wreckless driving or driving without a licsense. But she SHOULD have spent, what, a month? It's hardly burglary or murder which is what some people liken her to.

All in all - the world would certainly NOT be a better places without Paris Hilton, but it certainly would NOT be a worse one.

People find her soo offensive because she's beautiful and not really afraid of what people think. She has a privilidged life and she's not falling apart because of it. All in all, it is unfair, I agree - but in our society there is much more to be worried about.

She's just a typical, dumb-acting young woman of this age who happens to be very beautiful and privilidged, unsocially aware and likes to party like many others. If people started to focus on what is REALLY wrong with the world, then we wouldn't have so many problems.

If people REALLY started becoming politically and socially aware, rather than hating on Paris Hilton, the world WOULD be a better place.