Sep 26 2007Paris Hilton making humanitarian trip to Rwanda

sHE MAY GET EATEN

BY A SAVAGE

LOL Funny!

IN A GRASS SKIRT

That's nice of her.

/got nothing

I hope she contracts a raging mutating skin virus that ages her fifty years and she won't be allowed back in the country.

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"there's so much need in that area, i feel like if i go i will bring more attention to myself...oh i mean to what people can do to help... yeah that's it"

Notice how she says she's going to "bring more attention" to the matter of need in Rwanda? Not that she's going to donate any of her money, or cook them meals, or bring them her gucci throw backs. What a F*ing humanitarian. I bet the bitch can't even spell HUMANITARIAN.

wait, so she thinks just by going, she'll bring attention to the problems? good lord this bitch is crazy. get over yourself. she'll probably be prancing around in one of her ridiculous outfits telling the emaciated kids "you're hot!"

she probably thinks that "green friendly" means that there will be piles of money everywhere.

and a seriously wonkoid eye in that top pic

to the people of Rwanda and all children of the world...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *quivering*...oh my gawd....what have we done!?!?

look at how ridiculous she is, posing all by herself for no one. i wouldn't be surprised if she brought her own camera crew to rwanda & started doing poses like these in the middle of destitute villages. stupid cunt.

lame! with all her money and fame, she wont even raise money to take over there "to help & stuff", but will buy a house that needs renovation. chicks like this make me want to hit them. ...not just in bed.

How could anyone ever take her humanitarian efforts seriously with that goofy posing?

Paris Hilton in Rwanda, Damn
first an aids epidemic and now here comes a herpes epicdemic

Warning to all men , PROTECT YOUR TESTICLES
Warning to all Women, PROTECT YOUR TONGUE

For a second I thought I'd accidentally gone to The Onion. . .

Is there any negro country that knows how to grow produce? Bunch of dumb monkeys...

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On what prompted her trip:
“There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to me and my herpes.”

Oh yes, that photo shows that she's a Serious Person now.

Hmm, this "friendly fire" thing may come in handy.

she can teach the people of Rwanda how to be intensely superficial, stupid, self centred and how to pose like a desperate idiot in an empty room... aww that's nice. She's creating a bridge between nations and cultures. She is the future of international relations. Bless her cotton socks.

I'm actually working on a publication now... i will definitely quote you! But anyway but to what matters (gossip), if she is serious good for her but so far I have not seen much of her "wanting-to-give-back".

Why does she want to bring AIDS to Rwanda?

Leave Paris alone. She donated all of the proceeds of her Porno to charity so there.

The Great Eye is forever WONKY!!!

yeah, she totally got all this from that guy from Entourage.

You have got to be kidding me....

What is it with celebrities and trying to save face by becoming humanitarians?

Real humanitarians don't go on and on about what they're gonna do, nor are they publicity hounds. They just go there, do the job and get on with life.

I wish bitches like Angelina Jolie and Paris would get a fucking clue and leave the real humanitarian work to the professionals.

...oh, wait...I know why they're doing this....they can't get work. Seriously...when's the last time Angie's done anything, barring Mr. & Mrs. Smith?

LOL #25

She's going to show them her coochie, which doesn't look like a vagina at all anymore. It's a flaming, wide hole, surrounded by small fleshy volcanoes that constantly erupt infected puss, pausing occasionally to spit out a half-burnt crab. The whole thing smells like sushi left in the trunk of a hot car for four months.

what guy from Entourage?

Buggar off, the whole lot of you!!! She's doing more than most of your so-called celebs are doing! While the rest of them remain here in the in the clubs of the US disgracing themselves and flashing their knickers (or lack of same), she'll be over seas doing what she can to help those poor unfortunates! It's BEYOND me how anyone can find fault with that!!! PARIS, MAKE ME YOUR SLAVE!!!

I think what's more important than the country she's visiting is her hairstyle. Very short and very gay. Jesus I want to give her a facial.

@17: There are stupendous quantities of lettuce being grown in Zimbabwe; probably about 1000x more at the end of this year than last.

The end result will be that Paris's "humanitarian" efforts will have as exactly as much effect as all the other "humanitarian" efforts that have ever been made on behalf of Rwanda.

Only Rwandans can "fix" Rwanda . . . everybody else is just jerking off . . .

What street is she going to be on? I can take care of this once and for all.

Millie,

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It's on the second page of this site, titled: "New Buddy Adrian Grenier Reportedly Helps Heiress Shop For Eco-Friendly Home"

U.G.L.Y. Paris Got No Alibi, she Ugly she Ugly

Ex-con needs a pirate eye patch STAT... that wonk eye is pratically closing up.

here here @ 32, well said.

...and lets keep in mind that all she has actually done is talk to some bozo at E-online about her "plans" which has had the effect of drawing more attention to herself which is what she does best. Talk of going to Rwanda is as self serving as any knicklerless partying.

some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, such as, The Roowanda, and such as.

so much need in rwanda?....

what about the soldiers over seas fighting for our freedom...what about sending over supplies for them.

what about the thousands of animals put to sleep daily for no other reason than there isn't enough room

what about the countless number of pit bulls used in dogfighting, not to mention the pits being taken away and killed just because of Breed Specific Legislation.

FUCK RWANDA! lets help those who truly need it

can you get herpes from anal?

I heard she's going to set up a Lazy Eye Clinic in Rwanda. It will also offer skin bleaching and free blue contact lenses.

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of course you can get herpes from anal, chaz. not only herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and other STDs.

@ 40 yes (oral, anal, vaginal and close skin-to-skin contact)

@ 41 teehee

I think thats a typo.

The article makes a lot more sense if you say she's bringing AIDs to the country.

did amfar.org tell her she could get aids from stepping in a puddle?

and don't forget genital warts... you get that one for life, very romantic.

paris hilton is really beautiful. i adore her. although many people hate her i dont see the reason i should be one of them.

@ 47 don't worry, you will one day sweetie.

#38 - what soldiers are fighting overseas for your freedom? Where the hell do you live girl?!

30, you realize everything you said perfectly describes Paris, right??

all she'll be doing is adding to the country's statistics of STDs.

If Paris goe to Rwanda the locals will think she is a stray dog and eat her. And I don't mean light little licks and nibbles between her thighs. I mean they will roast her over an open fire and munch out on her tenderloin. I always thought Paris would die of syphilis which would be very slow way to go. I guess she's gonna die in November. Later Paris!

@ 49 its borrowed cliches, Bush-isms and the tendency of repeating what you hear

She'll look great in a nose ring

Fuck Rwanda . How about we take care of our own problems . The homeless and Hungry , Guns, Violeance , Bush in the Whitehouse . If they have to walk two miles for water everday how about FUCKING MOVING closer to the water. I hope the military ACCIDENTLY shots down the wonk eye bitches plane.

oh why0hwhyOhwhy?

NICE TRUMP-STYLE COMB-OVER, BALDING BIATCH

I hope they tie her up, put her in a boiling pot of soup, and then feed her to their pigs. She is nothing but Pig Feed. Stupid PR Slut!

Or, they could feed her to their goats. Goats will eat anything....even this piece of Pig Feed Shit.

and by the way, people, i highly doubt she's going to HELP anyone anywhere.

there are plently of UNHCR workers getting their hands dirty, changing peoples' lives. she's gonna pose for some pictures, in a ring of security, and hightail it to the nearest Hilton Penthouse Suite.

I would have gone to Rwanda back when they were chopping everybody up with machetes. That seemed like fun.

She's going to scout out cheap labor for her silly ass clothing line.

Chaz it is none of my business but the Fish is not the place to be reading to get a sex education. You will walk away disillusioned.

#49
i was #39 not #38.

and i live here in AMERICA...and yes i do support the war and i do support george bush. oh and yea...fuck you

It's not like there are starving people or organizations in los Angeles she could "aid".

I have kept this thought myself the past few weeks, but I swear she is trying to be princess Dianna.

With her haircut she kind of reminds me of Dia, and now charity work?

I hope one of her STD's has left her unable to have children... for the world's sake.

I think ther PR people told her she was going on a "humanitarian" trip and she assumed it would be to help the people of Rwanda. ACTUALLY, they are planning to have her killed over there --- making all of us humans over here a little closer to a better world! Woo-Hoo, bring on the humanitarian efforts, people!

haven't those poor Rwandans suffered enough?

Hopefully some militia group will see her and cut her arms off with machetes and re-sell the blood diamonds on her fingers.

"war"??? What war? Show me 2 armies fighting. During the illegal invasion two armies fought sporadically for about two weeks. There hasn't been a "war" since then, just soldiers attempting - unsuccessfully - to be a police force.

I'm not a lezzie or anything, but ever since there were hints that Ms. Hilton may have "experimented" with girls a few years back I've had a bit of a girl-crush on her. The more I thought about it the more I realized how HOT it would be. I've quite often fantasized about what it would be like: She'd do me, I'd do her. OR if her highness so decreed, I would only do her and expect nothing back in return. She could treat me like what you yanks call POOR WHITE TRASH. I wouldn't care...It's PARIS HITLON, DAMMIT. Make me walk behind you. Make me the fool in front of your rich friends. Make me do naughty, disgusting things to you naughty-bits. MAKE ME YOUR LOVE SLAVE!!
LEAVE PARIS HILTON ALONE!!!

SHE'S TRYING TO GIVE AID OR AIDS???
I THINK SHE'LL DO BETTER WITH THE LATTER.....

at least she picked a new country to call attention to. I never knew Namibia existed, but one day Angelina has a baby there and the next day 10 celebs are "working on issues" there

I hope they fuck her in her Hutu and cut off her Tutsis.

wait... bring aid or bring AIDS?

“...I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

So she's going there for a vacation basically. It sounds like she's going there for the attention. And what happened to her hair? It was actually kind of cute when she first started wearing it short.

I'm seeing some Mandingo sex in her near future.

"to help bring aid"...don't you mean AIDS? she'll bring all kinds of something to Rwanda, but it won't be any form of help

@74, that was funny!

In all seriousness though, it is great that Paris is going to Rwanda. As she said her celebrity will bring attention to the problems in that nation. Sure good comedies like Hotel Rwanda can make you laugh, but a socialite whore really makes you sit up and think. Bless you Paris.

Rwanda...that's hot!

Oh, she's going to Rwanda to bring attention to the suffering those people endure?! Got it!

....and here I thought it was to kick off the new season of "A Simple Life!"

Who the HELL does this twit thin she is? Princess Diana?! Well, if anyone can "lower the interest" in a cause or event, it's good ol' Paris!

What. A. Loser.

I'd still hit it.

Double-wrapped and ziploc-baggied, natch.

"Paris Hilton is traveling to Rwanda to help bring aid to the troubled country."

She knows she's supposed to be taking AID and not AIDS, right? Dear god, someone please tell her before it's too late!

"Do you have any other children to choose from at the orphanage? These children don't match my outfit..."

@84- You made me LAUGH, damn you! One does not LAUGH at Paris Hilton. I must punish myself for that and I will think of a suitable punishment for YOU!

This is such crap. She is so full of herself (she thinks SHE is the only thing that can bring attention to Rwanda?!), self-centered and fake. She is only saying this stuff so people think she's changed. But we're not stupid the way she is. We know that after 26 years of being a spoiled little brat, she is not going to suddenly change and become a humanitarian.

And there will never be ANY danger of Paris becoming Angelina. The Devil does not become G-d. Plus Angelina is actually, you know...attractive!

#70 why dont you go over to Iraq and see what you can do..how dare you insult our troops. like that song..lets put a boot in your ass, the AMERICAN way!

# 30, Paris Hilton isn't doing shit for anybody but herself- this is a p.r opportunity. This disease ridden whore probably just figures she could use a vacation, and chose Rwanda as the place. That's after somebody explained to her where and what Rwanda is, of course.

Hey #30, jbird-

1-This is an American site, speak American.
2-She isn't going to do shit there except get publicity. Don't think for one second she gives a rat's ass about anyone in Rwanda. She can't even find it on a map. I guarantee she can't even spell it.
3-If you want her to make her your slave, you either already have herpes, want herpes, or are an idiot.
4-Do they have dentists in Europe yet?

Who cares if she goes there as long as she doesn't bring back anymore naggers. We made that mistake years ago...............

#28 that was so freakin gross and HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!

and what's with her hair, it just keeps getting shorter making her even more ugly.

LMFAO!

does she know that there are black people there?
not a bunch of blonde haired, blue eyed orphans running around?
this should be fun.

No amount of charity can fix that tarnished reputation. Maybe we'll get lucky and a troop of baboons will drag her off into the wilderness...

It's too bad she never did this type pf thing before but I guess better late then never...

Personally, I don't think she's very nice or attractive.

How, exactly did her eye become wonky anyway??????

I'd eat her pooplets.

There may be a disease in Rwanda that she doesn't have yet. What really makes that plausible is that there just may a cock there in Rwanda that she hasn't taken inside of her. Yet.

What about do$$ar signs...how much exactly is she donating to those people during this million dollar luxury vacation?

I don't know ... once you've seen the Third World, and caught an eyeful of what real poverty is, you'd have to be a real monster not to change a bit. She's got to grow up sometime. Maybe this is it.

#95

Lots of drugs (uppers and downers destroy nerves and weaken motor skills), failed surgery, herpes related bell's palsy - look it up if you don't believe, and because the little baby Jesus hates her.

#65: Didn't Diana die in a drunken, flaming car wreck? In Paris?

17 - 'Is there any negro country that knows how to grow produce? Bunch of dumb monkeys...'

55 - 'If they have to walk two miles for water everday how about FUCKING MOVING closer to the water'

39 - 'FUCK RWANDA! lets help those who truly need it'

You people are uninformed idiots and the reason why the world thinks Americans don’t know anything about the issues outside their own borders. 39 ‘lets help those who truly need it’ like the animals being put to sleep and the pitbulls being used for dog fighting, right?? Because the people of Rwanda are less important than dogs, is that what your saying??

Type Rwanda into any search engine and GET A FUCKING CLUE!

my god americans are pathetic

the world still hates you

Why is she now trying to be humanitarian? She has done more sex tapes and nudity pictures than Angelina. She she should try to do Disney movies if shes trying to do better. This will be a bad publicity stunt if that what shes trying to do.

God Bless America. I wish I could go there but I caught the ghey through butt secks and Uncle Sam doesn't want AIDS infected lepers like me. Sigh. When I die will anybody care or remember me? Damned to hell, Barbaro's giant cock awaits my mouth.

# 101 do us a fav , fuck off and die

Totally agree with #102

Paris makes Britney look like an escapee from a psych ward, even w/ her wonky eye.....oh wait.....Brit is an escapee from a psych ward.

I hear she's she's staying at the Hilton Hotel Rwanda. Just like her, it's open 24 hours.

Maybe she will STAY there!

She sure looks fugly with short hair. She looks like a manly woman in her early 40's. If she didn't have the Hilton name and money, she'd be nothing but an annoying bar whore somewhere.

It's from now on: Sir Faggot John!! I don't think he sleeps very well lately, although little boy's can help him out!! Faggots are just interested in THREE main things:
- SEX (they don't care with whom, boy or man)
- SEX (parties, as much sex as possible)
- MONEY

Paris Hilton's next Million Dollar Enterprise...

The PH School for Barflies

)How to find the bar with the lowest lighting to make you look good
)How to recognize really drunk men who will now find you irresistible
)Contract negotiation tricks to get bartenders to kickback a portion of your overpriced drinks
)And, much, much more!

LOL #9

Fuck this horrible selfish greedy little bitch. She doesn't give a shit. This is just for good P.R. to make everyone forget about her felonies.

Honnestly though it is pretty fitting that Paris go to a country that has as many diseases as she does, she'll fit right in.

Don't expect this to have the slightest effect on her. She is a spoilt bitch and seeing all the suffering in the world is just going to make even happier to be 'Paris Hilton'. What's sad is with all she has and the ridiculous waste of skin losers that look up to her she actually could make a difference. But she's a fucking $10,000 gucci toting little brat who will FOR SURE be staying in the most luxurious hotel and people like that NEVER change.

I wish she were going on a one way trip to Irac.

I hate white people more than kittens. I eat kittens so look out crackers. My sex change operation has made me so angry but the penis made me a pervert.

I think he meant, she is bringing AIDS to Rwanda, ok sorry...

Her body is nice, But her face AND NOSE looks like shit!

well, if she wants to help, she should stay in the US. there is enough to do there, and i do not mean it ironically.
but of course she can keep on undressing, that will help gods country too.
is she really stupid? i guess so.

“There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help.”

BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I guess even if you've got a billion dollars, you just can't buy your daughter a good education anymore. I hope they eat her.

OI!

Now then look I must complain, image 11 is a big pixel mofo close up!

NOTE: superficial do NOT do that to me or any of your readers unless said subject matter is cute. Ach look also, she's boring now since she woz in the nick...

Ahhhhh but no shots of her hands this time round thankfully, 11 is close on the scary as a bastard scale but not quite as formidable a snap as the previous one of those scraggy 100 year old alien flippers.

I heard she's opening up a Hilton Hotel Rwanda there with a Club Paris poolside.

What a saint, she'll SHARE her herpes with the poor.

We're not worthy, Paris.
We're not worhy.

i love Paris!! :-) if you come to brazil Paris please make a humanitarian trip to my house and save me too :-D

paris hilton is my idol the same as mka i dont care what you think this is true i love her i want to meet her and iam getting my hair cut like hers coz its so cool
she isnt a bitch your just jelous she isnt going to help you if she was you would be all OMG OMG shes comin lets look pwitty well i hope she comes to scotland
Poem
Paris Hilton
Paris you are my idol
i dont care what they think
they reallly need to see a shrink
i know your not spoilt are a brat
ignore them there just thik buggerd twats
paris i want to meet you
thts my dream come true
one day ill meet you know it coming
i just pray tht you will always be you©
by rachael cunningham
its not really copy right i just thought tht was cool plz dont copy but if you do say i made it plz

oh yes she looks so amref in these pics
--->ridicolous (and ugly)as ever!

thats so sweet...you should come to Jamaica!!!

the idea itself is so stupid that it is already more than enough to get attention to her. So it is very good PR work ,but it is so sad to see that there are some people
who try to make cash out of the others' sufferings.

by the way, if someone tell her that rwanda is not in europe, she might change her mind.

Paris W. Hilton has been severely stalking me since October 16 when I "met" her on the Myspace. On the 17th of October she claimed that she wanted to play a new role in the new "Dallas" series. She then went to three of the main countries on my Myspace at the time: South Korea, Japan, and China. She made comments relating to me, like in the beginning, I got a little tipsly one night from a little beer. The next day, she claimed that she wanted to save the drunk elephants in India. She apparantely got into a serious battle with Britney Spears, who I had "met" previously on Myspace as a new "friend." I have had illegal devices put into my family's home and have known since December 6. I went to the police in early Janurary for help and they did not understand me and were concerned that it was my imagination. I just need someone to look in to my story. The evidence is fifty fold. I have contacted the F.B.I. three times and am waiting a response. I believe that cameras, noise makers, and even small energy weapons have been used against me. The story sounds insane, I know, but I am not crazy! This is not a test. If any of you can help me, please go for it. This is porobably the biggest story of the year. I believe that the Spears girl is not crazy but that she was dirven mad by small gadgets placed in her home like was done to me. My parents are now also witnesses. We had a break in on last Monday thirty minutes after an ex-miliatary bug hunter agreed on the phone to come the next day. They are very worried. I stopped telling them in January when they did not believe me and I did not plan to come home to Texas but did. I had hoped to just avoid the whole situation. I just want out. She is a sick monster. She and whoever works for her have been trying to drive me over the edge since over two weeks when I wrote Michael Jordan and Shaquille O'Neal on Myspace regarding the situation not to meniton the F.B.I. three times. Your help and interest would be extremely appreciated. You can call anytime at 817-446-4945 or on my cell at 817-721-6983 (which usually doesn't work since she controls the calls after cloning it) or m family's State Farm insurance agency at 817-492-9900 (ask for Patty(agent and mother.) Also: Hilton has come to DFW(Dallas/Ft.Worth) two times in the last five months for the first time in her life. One of the times was for a premiere of her movie and the other was in January (when I basically made it clear that I was not interested in her. She claimed to go to Sally Beauty Supply in Denton,TX, but I am sure that it is a lie. The rep. said there was a "sighting." Interesting that she signed a deal with them after for the first time in my life my credit card sometimes wouldn't work for a couple minutes at a time. I know she was behind it. I bought some hair clippers at Sally Beauty Supply on like December 15. As I have said, it started on Myspace (she changed the background the next day to that of the bay of Malaga, Spain (a huge part of my Myspace is about Southern Spain(Andalucia,) after having studied there for three years. Also, she started changing her Myspace code on the top from the first day of "Calipornication," and "Calipediphelia" to "Just Wants True Love." Also, each time she changed the top where the code was(where mine just has my name), she was changing the numbers.Then, that Friday, (the first week) she changed her name to that of "Ostium," but kept the History Channel blog she had put. She eventually erased it. It was about the Mayan Indian's prediction for a doomsday (that was where she first demonstrated that she could cyberstalk me, and would pull the arrow back the other way.) It was kind of exciting at first, I won't lie. So then that next week she took it all off and I was curious as to what had happened. Then, one night I was changing my mood on Myspace (as I'm sure you know, you can designate a mood.) When I passed by "numb", itr went back to it. That was when I was like, "I can't believe it, she's just here watching the same screen as me." So then I went to YouTube reggae videos and privided her a means to cyberstalk me more. I would write "Te quiero" in Spanish and "Un Corazon," and other romantic things. I just planned to meet her one day. So I was just playing, but I think she took it too seriously. I started to look for the first time in my life at a magazine called InTouch and was shocked at some of the stuff I saw and started to notice some weird happenings, shall I say. So, by November 20 or something I was getting frustrated and wrote, look, I know it is you Paris, quit playing around (I wrote it on top of the YouTube space where you can search.) She would answer by freezing under the words she agreed with. I know this must sound sick, but its the truth. It was like as system that we developed. Then I realized one day she was messing with my cell phone(and later even the house phone). When I would scroll down, the phone would lock on certain names. A friend of mine said, "I believe you man, only she could do such. So finally I picked up on enough stuff to realize that I would never want to date her (porno, drugs, erratic behaviorm etc.) and that is around the time that the Spears girl had the "breakdown." I don't believe that. I think that Hilton wanted to destroy her and Spears had to take it. It is my belief that the Spears girl probably wanted to go to the police but was unable to due to the fact that Hilton was alledgedely threatening to sell a three hour porno of her for fifty million dollars. I know this must sound crazy, but if all the facts are looked at, like even the fact that Spears did a lap dance for Tony Romo in L.A. in October ( this became huge news in Dallas) will and can prove a connection to me. I took Spears as a "friend" and commented one of her pictures "whats up brown eyes" after a Greek girl named Natalia on my Myspace told me to take all of her "friends" as my "friends." Again, there is so much evidence in this case, but it has not been looked into. I cannot say for sure that electronic gadgets were used against Spears but I suspect. I think that for this thing to be solved everybody is going to have to get to the root, or the split between Hilton and Spears in later October and early November. I am about 95 percent sure that it was over me. The ironic thing is that I would never have dated either of those girls. They are not my type. (Note: on the thirteenth of December, Hilton took photos with a model named Julian in Berlin, "the Berlin boy" as its called on its posting site of the computer. The dress and outfit she is wearing is identical to the curtains in my bedroom that my family put in 12 years ago ( you can see them on my MySpace, my brother (best friend) the tall African guy holding the football in front of them.) I believe that she was trying to make me jealous or hurt me because she was probably mad after something I wrote that upset her in my cloned cell phone (that is how we were communicating sometimes, I could write something without sending it.) I woke up six hours later (Dec.4) and it said "F___ You." I sure did not write that! It was there in the cell phone, waiting to be sent. Also, a friend of mine named John Wesely Provence and his girflriend Stacey are witnesses to 30 minutes of cyberstalking when Provence suggested that we retaliate with a letter to InTouch magazine. It would not go through thirty minutes until he writched the modem whereupon it immediately went through. Later that night, I got a malicious text message saying "It is over-peace be with you always." THat was the 13 of March at 10:30pm. Also, I recently found out that a friend named Maria 817-879-0609 received a threatening text the same night, also from (Unknown) source, saying, "Brandon is mine, stay away from him." I had been supposed to pick her up at the airport but she was scared to call me. She is back in Philadelphia but is ready to speak with the police anytime. After going into the station two Saturday's ago Officer Burns #2381 said to have Sprint call the police to trace the malicious text, but Sprint says that it is the duty of the police. The police also have an assortment of calls from Arizona (623.) I have been updating the police almost daily, especially after the break in two Monday's ago. The Private Investigator said that he believed me because he said that the stuff I described was the highest tech. stuff available (it is put in windows and provides vibrations against the walls or something to that effect. He also said that he saw a hiding place that had been created in the back yard (branches broken down but no fresh tracks.) Our family has a spacious home with gardens and land. Also, I spoke with a psychiatrist in Arlington finally because the police had kept acting like it is some kind of mental problem or something, something that I find absolutely ridiculous (especially without even looking into my story.) They just find it too fantastic that a celebrity from Los Angeles would have any interest from a guy from little ol' Arlington. Obviously I am being sarcastic. They have blundered this whole thing, but they are just beat cops. I don't know if the detectives are in this story much yet or not, but the psychiatrist that I saw said he will call the police anytime and testifyt anywhere that he believes me and my story completely and finds me to be one hundred percent sane and of well mental health. I saw him late Thursday and he was closed Friday. I called the police and updated them today. His name is Dr. Samir Wahby (Arlington.) Anyway, I apologize if the information is sporadic. It has come from many notes. Your help and interest will be extremely appreciated. I guarantee that this story is worth looking into and that you will not be dissapointed. I just need help. Thank you. Sincereley, Brandon M. Witte