Sep 24 2007Paris Hilton lowers the appeal of any event

No, really. Why are we still talking about her?

because we're talking about her silly...

third bitches

she looks like a dyke who got dressed in the dark

So drunken Germans think Paris is not good enough for them? The Hoff is good enough but Paris isn't? I'm confused now, not sure whether this makes the Germans smart or stupid.

Awwe. Snap. First.

Call me crazy, but I bet her bits flap in the wind.

Paris doesn't care about this snub at all. She came to the Fish and saw those pictures of preggy Nicole cavorting in the waves and damn it she wants to play in the waves with a fat tummy too. No time for Munich! It's time for a baby!

NO SKANKS ZONE!!!

/way to go Germany
//hopes America will follow soon
///3 slashes for Monday

8th!

So what now. Paris is banned from Okfest cos she's hotter than 98% of the German population (no, not the expats....actual Germans)

Fish, are you actually defending celebrities? Sure as fuck sounds like it with your witty narrative. To be honest, doesn't sound like Fish at all...

It is their lost -

just by banning her, she gets a million dollars worth of media publicity

It is their lost -

just by banning her, she gets a million dollars worth of media publicity

A) Bavarians aren't German. Not really. They can't even speak German! And B) last year Paris looked like a Christmas tree in her pseudo Dirndl, and that's even worse than canned Champagne - which is really horrible, by the way!

Oktoberfest is a giant screwfest, so they were concerned about a nationwide herpes outbreak.

I'd drink her douche water!

epic fail

Hey Mike. Whats up? I had an afgan like like that "dress" once on the back of my couch.

Is she still carrying around her extra "Depends". She really needs to get a diaper bag that matches the dress that her grandma crocheted for her. (knitted....whatever.....) Actually, grandma did a very nice job. Paris looks almost human in that dress, but the diaper has to go.

I dont really care one way or another...i wouldve like to see here in some leterhosen. That couldve been really hot or real bad....

I thought she said she never wore anything twice?? She wore those same ugly shoes in a post a couple of days ago. Liar Liar Pants on Fire! (or it could be the herpes)

Thats a man, baby! Take away the hair extensions, makeup, expensive clothes, jewelry and you've got a skinny, weird looking dude.

Okay, I can understand them banning Paris but I still don't get why they banned Jerry Seinfeld, Ben Stiller, Leonard Cohen, Mel Brooks and Sarah Silverman.

Hey man, I love this site, but come on. Are you saying there are people lower than Paris Hilton? I wouldn't want her in our Oktoberfest, either. I may be in Milwaukee, but we don't need any of that! Gross. The fact that people are getting sloppy drunk is a good reason to ban her - do you want people to lower their standards so far that they get a disease? Unfair! =P

poor paris....

I'm a hermaprodite, and I eat poop.

you guys are dumb. That's not even Paris, that's the dude that works at Pinkberry on Vermont and 6th St.

Germans are smarter and better than Americans, that's for sure.

HAHAHAHAshe's looking real mannish

the queen of ugly shoes!

i think it's more something to do with her fucked up eye.....the locals complained "Vonky eye is bad, ja?"

Bitch put the EEEW in Ooompa pa

Actually, that's more Swedish than German........Um

Und vonky eye ich ack nein!

First with beer standards, first with beer goggle standards. Goooo Germany!
Zer will be no mountink of ze vonky eye dis year!
Seriously, aren't these just pictures of the guy whining about "leaving Britney alone"? Look closely.....

This is great, an entire city spends a month getting shit faced drunk, sick in the streets, pass out, wake up and do it all over again. This tradition is sacred, and her presence soils that. I think the Bavarians are great for doing this. Deutschland Uber Paris!

"Okay, I can understand them banning Paris but I still don't get why they banned Jerry Seinfeld, Ben Stiller, Leonard Cohen, Mel Brooks and Sarah Silverman."

I'll give you a hint:
"Das Juden!!!"

Those crazy Nazis......

lol

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bitches like that make me feel sorry they got rid of the ovens. They used to burn she males too, you know.

i tell you, she would for sure devalue Oktoberfest , as Oktoberfest is about having a good time and getting pissed, not looking for a camera to make sure everyone sees your perfect make up,

and canned wine? what the fuck, punch that bitch in the head.

So you cheapen an event in support of Paris? That's pretty superficial on your part. When they start doing strip teases on table tops, do suggestion pole dances with microphones that look like phallic symbols (like Paris has done in the past), then you can complain.

She's always walking around, but where is she going?

P.S. She's wearing those hideous shoes again that make her monstrous feet look even bigger.

She covered up her wonky eye! She's no fun anymore!

Paris - Sheize-kopf!

hayden is the new paris. Get lost, coatrack!

Paris Hilton was NOT BANNED from the Oktoberfest.

The officials banned ALL participants from bringing in celebs to advertise their various products. No one singled out Paris Hilton.

The tabloid press is just unbelievable, even more unbelievable are the people who believe what tabloids write.

so?

I can't fathom why they wouldn't want a bunch of drunks around Paris or a drunk Paris around a bunch of drunks. Imagine the herpes outbreak....