Sep 10 2007Paris Hilton looks so youthful

skank!!!

first?

it's at least nice that she's trying something different

The magic boobs are back. Doesn't that hurt when you push them up and out like that? I know if I tried to do that will my balls, I would be crying!!!

Oh, that's because she got "more mature" after jail...

Apparently going to jail is like a Summer camp of Menopause.

She always keeps the wonky-eye to the left of the camera side ... LOL ..

That was Paris Hilton? I thought it was a Gabor sister!

She kind of has that Morgan Fairchild "primetime soap opera" look. Except that Morgan (no matter what her age) is still a gorgeous gal.

I'm surprised that this is the first time people seem to be noticing that Paris is aging faster than the portrait of Dorian Grey. In some pics I've seen, she looks youthful and fresh-faced, but sometimes she looks like she's as old as her mother.

@6 Maybe if she was slapping a cop

Ack, she looks 10 years older with that hair, or maybe just because she isn't in a bikini.

uh
she looks like hilary clinton
only uglier.

She's still such a whore. Check out her nasty ass pics with 50 Cent during the VMAs...

http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop

Phyllis Dillar, but with herpes and racist issues

Glamorous!

oh man!!! are they remaking that show Dallas?

You're magic number 8! She has to look more mature now if she is going to be a "mommy". Didn't you get the memo?

I think she looks absolultely GORGEOUS...reminds me of Princess Diana...

Ooh, Angie Dickinson!!

Oh wait....dang....

PS I love Angie Dickinson...remember Dressed to Kill?

Something about her face just spells out B-I-T-C-H!!!

cruella de`vil?

at least she is putting more effort than some of her peers into cleaning up her act and actually trying to change her image.....

still a used up waste of space though.......

I don't like Sarah Silverman humor either Paris.

That girl seems a bit.... bitter....

I think she looks beautiful and I am not one to say good things about Paris Hilton...
Her new look reminds me of Princess Diana.

Say what you want, but I loved her in Green Acres.

she definitely has grandma hair. it is like she ripped my grandmothers hair and scalp off and put it on her head.

She looks great in that hair. Much better than before. Yeah, she looks older, but not like a grandma. She actually looks pretty classy, which can't be easy for her to pull off.

Check out the bra/back fat in the last two pics... Someone's enjoying life out of prison a little too much non?

I think she looks beautiful. It's the best I've ever seen her look.

The best she's ever looked?!? I didn't realize knocking off Barbara Bush's hairdo was a prerequisite for looking good....unless, of course, you're hoping that sweet old widower who still has his real teeth will let you cut to the front of the blue plate special line...

The leopard print goes well with the cold sore on her lip

she dressed maturely for once and i actually really like it. the only time im proud of her.

iam SO SICK of looking at this herpes-ridden no-talent -- that mug makes me want to VOMIT.

the only thing worse than her is her BITCHFACE SISTER.

their parents are the equivelent of 2 doctor frankensteins.

superfish is a homo

who steals all of the funny jokes on his site from tmz, snl, dane cook or a million other sources because he can't come up with any original content on his own

Doesn't she know that animal prints, especially leopard, went out with Rod Stewart. Paris is such a DORK!!!!!

Say it with me "BIG WHORE"

Paris is so sophisticated. She's my best creation yet.

"Check out the bra/back fat in the last two pics... Someone's enjoying life out of prison a little too much non?"

Jealous a little, non?

Paris is a GODDESS! Make me your sex-slave Ms. P!!!

holy snappin' duck shit Paris, you got to be into your 30's right? Are you guys sure she hasn't been down at partay-town with Shitme Spears? Lookin' haggard, bitch!!

Actually, I think the look is an improvement.

She has a certain sort of milf-y appeal in these photos.

HAHAHAHA. Okay, if this look was on someone else, I'd take it seriously. But Paris Hilton??? C'mon. She's a joke of a human being, this is just funny.

Her eyes are hella creepy too.

I've never been a Paris fan, but I think she looks amazing in these photos.

and speaking of skanky ho's, guess which stinky little troll has been posting comments over at Perez's place?

Zuzu,
Please define "amazing." Is it like, did you see that car crash into the cement fall? That was amazing! Or was it like, did you see that wonky eye on that leopard? That was amazing. I thought you were kind of a pain in the ass in It's a Wonderful Life. That phoney baby talk bullshit at the end, "Teacher says everytime a a bell rings an angel gets his wings." Grow up.

She looks like an adult for once in her life.

By the way - those of the snarky comments above...

The Superficial doesn't seem to be covering YOUR ass (or mine), so who's the winner here?

Good God

Eh, I'd still do her with a paper bag over her head. Better yet, a plastic bag, so I wouldn't have to talk to her afterwards...

She looks just like her mom...

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No I really don't want to define it. I just think she looks amazing.
I think I can easily define "shithead" now that I've read your post, though.
Because you're a shithead.
(It seems like you also might be a dumbass, so I thought I should explain that.)

Thank you for your thoughts. Oh, and to enhance your reading experience, please imagine I'm saying all this in a phoney baby talk voice.
Thank you.

Yikes she does look a bit like a Gabor sister, from, like, that show.
Sing it : (!)
'Green Acres is the place to be.
Farm livin' is the place to be.
I just adore a pent...house..view.
Darlin' I love you, but 9-11 was an Inside Job.'

Public at LARGE : Binky, I'm not sure that was the lyric. Your humor seems a bit singular lately.
Binky : Oh. Right. Sorry. I've got nothing. We're running on fumes here.

She's like a wonky eyed Skeletor. eeeew.

I'd lick her anus. But maybe not with a pointy tongue.

Lighten up Zuzu. It was just a joke. You were much sweeter in that Wonderful Life movie. I loved your cute little baby voice.

On a serious note, how can you possibly say she looks "amazing?" I could see you saying, "She doesn't look like shit here," but how can you say "amazing?" I am completely baffled by that comment. Were you being ironic? Or are you one of those people who takes a sip of black coffee and says, "that's amazing." You'd make a good character for a Seinfeld episode (George's love interest of course). Have an amazing Tuesday.

this is actually her prop from "House of Wax"!!!

GROUND-BREAKING JOURNALISM.

Sheos OUR Zsa Zsa Gabor.

she looked good taking a load1

she's getting old. wrinkles already.

GILF!

mommy looks fine she looks like grahamma

I actually think she looks great here, cracks me up how all you cows sitting in front of yout PC in a "Hello Kitty" bathrobe while sucking down doritos and diet coke want to hate on her but you know the truth is that if she sat down next to you, you'd be ashamed of yourself.

wwell i just seen thats sluts sex vid for the frist time yesterday i wanted to spew on her with the one eyed snake if ya know what i mean but this hair do even if it is for a movie makes me want to smash this cunt in the face wake up u flithy slut go back to being sexy ur an ex con now ur trash ur a club hooker wake up

I hate this bitch but that is the best she has ever looked. Almost as if she has some real class. I still would bang her in the butt with no lube - hard.

She looks like Cruella DeVille. I'm not kidding... she looks exactly like glenn close in that movie. Like, on the money. Same expression, too. I wonder if she even knows who glenn close is.

I always knew that Paris Hilton was going to be the next Zsa Zsa Gabor.

"Paris! Who are you wearing?"
"My stylist is Sid the undertaker at Colins & Davis Funeral Home in Topanga"

I think I am going to have to agree with you here. While the style is not entirely UNflattering (is that a word?) it certainly makes her look well into her fifties. A chic fifty, with some major face work. Not a good look for her, over all.

I love the outfit

You can totally see her brown eyes shining through the blue contacts on one of those pics.

She's a wonky. get it....not a honky....a wonky.

She's fat.

Like Britney.....

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Come on Fish, Britney has flashed her pussy again after the VMA's and no post from you?

is it me or does she look like she could be a trump?

75--a tramp? yeah, she looks like a tramp.........oh wait, you said trump.

You might be on to something there, nora

Hey Jrzymommy............LOL she is a trampy trump

That's gotta be a glass eye

I think she's supposed to be Mrs. Robinson ... if Mrs. Robinson had been an Evil Transvestite.

OR a trumpy tramp.

Yes, that's it, LadyJane

Or a skank. HAHAHAHA.......oh, wait...........

TT - are you going to send me some more sexy pics?

That's what all these LA chicks look like with their extensions out. Britney Spears has the same hairdo under her nappy weave.

she styled her bush the same way, I hear.

Sent you a couple FagHag :-)

Now I would like to see that, LadyJane

That really doesn't surprise me, Texas Tranny. Nope, not at all....

@80 - Hey Bern, good to have your blog back. Your "True Facts" are fucking awesome.

I also think I remember seeing that Nickelback shit on McSweeney's. That was you? Who knew.

Keep it up.

Now is someone could only steam clean out those cum encrusted intestines of hers, she might just pass for a lady.

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

@91 - Thanks! I've been trying to knock off a couple of pounds. You just cured me of lunch.

@93. Anytime Hon'! That's what girlfriends are for!

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Sorry for calling you a shithead, and a dumbass, but you made it personal first.
Friends? (hug)

I think she looks amazing because everything in this outfit works- the dress, the shoes, the purse, and especially the hair. Like I said, I've never been a Paris fan but I like this look. I think it's because she looks older and more interesting than her usual look.
I know that the trend is to be in love with youth, and that's part of the reason why Britney was torn to shreds yesterday, but I happen to think that people become more beautiful as they age. Paris has said that she really wants to grow up and change her image, and it appears that she actually attempting to do that. It's not the kind of thing that happens over night, but it's a wonderful goal to have, especially when you think about how much money the woman has (and has access to) and how much good she could do with it if she truly transformed from a self-obsessed, self-promoting slut into someone who is trying to serve something greater than herself.
For all of the people who are about to remind me that I'm on a site called "the superficial" and who want to rip me to shreds for saying something positive about Paris, go ahead- but I probably won't have time to read it at work today. You should call the Internet Police instead.
I'll be too busy helping people, with birds flying around my head as a deer licks my face.

@ 94 - I will even bookmark your post so that I can refer to it anytime the urge to eat overwhelms me. Then, I can be overwhelmed by nausea instead. (It was hilarious, though!!)

she looks great for 70. she's not 70? what's the conversion to 'herpes-infested dog years'?

She looks like I want to punch her in the face. Wait, that doesn't make sense.

She looks like Glenn Close with a back injury.

Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the WTC jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

She always looks better than Litney.

#6....you hit that nail right on the head! My first thought was that she looked like she belonged on Green Acres!

Sings to himself "I just adore a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue!"

DAMMIT...now I will never get that song out of my head!

Gee Wally you are not being very nice.

I now have a hankering to go watch "Golden Girls" clips on Youtube now. My favorite is Blanche!!

Today we remember that New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch.

Wally is a very sick man, jimbo. I submit #54 into evidence.

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I actually did just have an amazing cup of coffee.

She's kind of reminding me of Barbara Stanwyck in her "Big Valley" era. Nothing wrong with that, I love Barbara Stanwyck ... but Ms. Stanwyck was in her 60s on that show, so I'm not sure the comparison is so flattering for Paris. But Barbara was great!

I think her hair looks amazing, like a 50's bombshell!! She looks great.

yah it's a bit dynasty like and i guess she's just bored of the same old look. i have a feeling she's not going to grow old pretty.

did you notice the hair on her back? I wonder if her stylist had to comb and spray that before she went out just to keep it in place.

ugly as ever

anyone comparing princess diana to this ugly cunt...YOU OUGHT TO BE A SHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! thats like comparing a kitten to hitler....paris looks nothing like the wonderful diana....nor has she even done half of what diana did. go throw yourself off a mountain and break your necks....ill make sure paris joins you.

if by "youthfull" you mean "old whore", then i agree.

#27, what you see on her back is NOT fat, but skin. The padded bra is pushing up so hard, it has to be very, very tight, that's why the skin in the back is also pushed up. She has breasts in the front, but in the back too, as a result...

Anyway, could someone tell me where I could buy blue contacts like these ? I love them.

You can't turn a whore into a housewife!! That's for damn sure! BTW my Grandma could rock that 'do better than Paris. That's probably cause it was meant for someone my Grandma's age. I'm so fucking tired of this waste of egg and sperm. She's never going to be more than a herpes infected, wonky eyed, fake, dumb, stuck up, slut.

Notice the blister on her bottom lip she lipsticked and glossed over (hid).

Disgusting!

and to think Fiddy was all over that..hahahaha!

This is a shallow attempt to look mature before she gets knocked up, nothing more. In six months she will be pregnant, in twelve, up for the "Mother of the Year" award at next years AVA's. Fuck her. Stick to doing blow at the next trendiest night club, and leave the parenting to the ones that have time to be them.....worthless.

I don't beleive she has to wear a push up bra underneath that dress to make it look like she had boobs. plus the fact that all wud be on show seeing as the dress is about 2 sizes too small for her

She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet!!!!!!!

she looks no different than what christina aguilera does to herself ... no wait, actually, she looks better.

NEW hairdo......SAME pea brain under it!!!!

What next?

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You're making fun of someone because they have herpes?!
Good one! Now let's make fun of the other 20 percent of the population!

She looks hot dammit.

Yeah, I know she's as dumb as banging two rocks together. And I know about the herpes and her never-ending ride on the merry-go-round of cock.

But she still looks damn hot. What is wrong with me?

i would love to eat her sweet sweet taint yum,i know i would probably get 1000 stds but i dont care i want to taste paris cootch

i think she looks pretty
channeling Princess Diana a bit though don't you think?

She looks like a book cover for a Jackie Collins novel.

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thats not nice...

OLD BIG WHOREEEE