Sep 10 2007Paris Hilton is an awesome friend

Paris is a dumbass!!

That is Paris on a good day

Whatever...Parisite was just trying to whore some more publicity for herself. Why can't she just go away?? She has yet to impress me with any of her "skills"...even her sex tape was a yawn fest!

yay!

I really love Paris's outfit, I LOVE pink and black lace, so feminine and sissy looking.

OMG LOOK AT PARIS HAND NEAR HER FACE, IT LOOKS LIKE M3NS HANDS.

F [_] C K 1 N N 1 G G 3 R S

This is a direct stab at Brit.
P.H. hates Brit and I don't know why.

What a yatch. Paris looks like a mongoloid in those bottom photos.

Obviously Tim and Ron are the same person.

@10 - F00K YOU THEY ARE NOT YOUTARD

Nicole is preggers, so is Christina, and wow! surprise! Paris just so happens it's time for her to have children? Pathetic attention whore. She can't stand it that they have something she doesn't. Try getting - and keeping - a relationship with another adult that doesn't tank after 6 months first, skank.

THANK YOU TOM

I think Tom and Ron are Krazy Kelli's Brothers

NO THEY ARE NOT JUMBO

@12
I never did learn to do it with my left hand.

"Sculpted Steel" abs, huh? Now we know you're lying, because Paris Hilton would be lucky to be able to even understand the words "Sculpted Steel", much less say them. And even if she managed to muster the actual speech of those syllables, to say them together like that the alliteration would surely fluster her lol.

that wasn't rea;lly nice but whatever,we all knew.
and why shes saying that christina is the most beautiful pregnant women???

is she trying to say that NICOLE RICHIE is an ugly pregnant women?!?!?!?

OMG!!!!!!! they'r not friends anymore???

common they were BFF so ..... WTF!

@15 then you are stupid fucking TROLL

CA preggers is the worst kept secret since the holocost!

http://testosterone-zone.com

I went spelunking in Paris'svagina once and found the lost city of Atlantis.

wtc is up with the black tights. they look terrible with both of these outfits.

Bob
They should've gone with fishnets or some that were real lacy.

@21 - OMG, I hope your were wearing a hazmat suit!!

What a hideous monkey-paw of a mitt in that photo, and that's an insult to monkeys everywhere.

23 - or paper bag over the head, at least for Paris.

judging from pic 3, paris apparently thinks the "Lax" in Club Lax stands for 'laxative'.
/i see the trolls are still alive and well.
//veggi, i lost your email addy.

This might be the most important news story I've ever seen.

Judging by the comments, the average age of the people who comment here is about 10 yo:

13. RON - September 10, 2007 12:10 PM

THANK YOU TOM

14. Jimbo - September 10, 2007 12:11 PM

I think Tom and Ron are Krazy Kelli's Brothers

15. TOM - September 10, 2007 12:12 PM

NO THEY ARE NOT JUMBO

16. TOM - MOMMY, JIMBOS A BIG MEANY!!!!!!!!

Superfish - you really need to do something to police this site. Some people require adult supervision and should not be exposed to the potential mature nature of the comments here. Also, somebody needs to call the truant officer on Tom and Ron. If they're well enough to be on this site, then they are well enough to go to school. Plus they obviously have missed too much school already.

Anybody who is a guy here is a hypocrite. Here you are saying that Paris Hilton is a slut, herpes, un-talented. etc. Now I agree. But she is what you want! Don't tell me your not attracted to girls. Most preppy girls act that way. Look at the clothes, the hair styles, the large sunglasses. Whorish styling look. That all came from Paris! She is the fashion symbol for teen girls these years. And you are hypocrites.

Maybe because I'm a fat, ugly, bitch. But maybe I'm not, but maybe I am. Yep I am.

I hear somebody's Mommy calling.
"Babykins, you better not be on that nasty Superficial website, or you're going to get a spanking..........OTK, butt naked.

So does Christina know if it'll be a little baby orange, or a tangerine?

@31 - I must agree, I would take Paris anyday over the likes of you. Because as you said, she is truly what guys want. But don't be bitter, you should be proud since you obviously have such a winning personality.

I think "Paris Hilton" means "Thunder Stealing Bitch" in Latin.

First FRIST frantically fisted me, and then I felt a fistula further fissuring following father's forceful fucking.

@36 You are back you stupid fucking troll. Stop living in the past with you and your brothers sexual experiences. He is gone now, let him go!!!

Paris lives in a cheesy soap opera world, where she thinks it's cool and subtle to make cheesy soap opera like jabs at people. Paris probably thought Christina looked at her funny or something, and decided to get even. Or maybe there has been tension between them for a while, and Paris heard that Christina was going to announce her pregnancy so she decided to rob Christina of that moment. It's exactly the kind of cheesy catty behavior you see in soap operas. I don't even think Paris realizes how transparent and theatrical her actions are. But that's OK, BECAUSE THE MEDIA ONLY REWARDS BAD BEHAVIOR. Like the the retarted Miss Teen USA contestant. As long as you're pretty, you could go around murdering orphans, and people would be throwing money at you.

Oh whatever who cares. And why would you hide your pregnancy. Isnt that suppose to be a special occasion in a womans life. I mean come on Halle Barry finally came out. Let it go we all already knew.. it wasnt like she was going to pop out a baby and we all go WTF WE HAD NO IDEA... As far as Paris goes ...would we expect anything less from her...

WHAT THE HELL?!?! Paris has the most disgusting hands I've ever seen!

Texas Tranny - I understand how much you want me, but please quit sending me this obscene picture of yourself:

http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews/NOVEMBER2003/BREAST1.jpg

By the way, it's just my opinion, but I think you should have seen a doctor about this by now.

@40 - Mg - Your mommy doesn't like you using THAT word, and has a Bologna sandwhich waiting for you on the table.

never realized that Paris had such manly hands

@41
You didn't complain last night while I was sucking your cock.
Is it so hard to admit that you're a gay faggot that likes little boys and likes cock up the ass? I know it must be hard to be so old and never came out of the closet and still living in Mommy's basement, sniffing her dirty panties and her high heels.

I don't think what Paris did was wrong...yeah I guess it should be up to the parents to say whether or not they are having a kid....but all she did was say that Christina looked good pregnant.

not announcing publicly that you are pregnant and keeping it a secret are completely different anyways. If she wanted it to be a secret she should have "gone to stay with an aunt in europe for 9 months"

ps in pic 3 Christina looks like this Shirly Temple doll my grandma used to keep on a shelf....creppy, but kinda cute

That's so rude

She sure has large hands and feet. I wonder how big her dick is.

I'd like to make an annoucement as well:

Paris Hilton Is A Fucking Cunt-Rag

Thank You.

Annie Rexia,
I heard it is 8" hard and circumcised.

Tee Hee

Texas Tranny - OOOOOHHHH, yer a feisty one!!! Maybe I can overlook your unsightly skin problem -

http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews/NOVEMBER2003/BREAST1.jpg

-afterall.
PS - I have a pet pigeon that could help you with that anyway. Or maybe my mom will let you move into our basement, and we could raise those little buggers as our own. They'll be pretty cute after you wean them off of your lovely manboobs. They already look like you my sweet!!!

@50 TT, you better stop talking like that, you are just going to get yourself excited

Old Man..........
No, I already told your Mommy, that I don't like fucking crack whores like her, they're nasty and unclean. You need to help her wash that shit once in a while. As for your pigeon, squab is real good for breakfast. Fried squab and eggs, yummy.

Ugh.. I hope Christinas kid doesnt inherit her fugly eyebrows... or facial pubic landing strips as I like to call them.

Old Man,
I heard Chris and Dateline are in town, so you had best control your urges and lay low. If not they’ll catch you and send you off to jail to be someone’s little prison bitch. Oh wait, I fucking forgot; that IS what you want to happen. Just remember, in prison, you’ll be the one catching and not pitching, with no wrap-around either.

Damn it.........

I meant.............reach-around

Christina is so damn cute!!! I love the fact that she has stopped the ridiculous orange tan. This porcelain skin looks amazing with her blue eyes and blonde hair.

Paris looks half asleep, as usual

Pic 3, Christina looks SO GORGEOUS

Perhaps they could make things better by cutting out her tongue. And then continue with the rest of her head.
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Texas Tranny - Hey at least I'll have you there to teach me the "ins and outs". I'll let you have first dibs on the fat black ones, since your obviously a trained professional.

Texas Tranny - If I eat my pigeon, what am I gonna spooge on when you're not around?

i also think "jrzmommy" means super clever in latin.

That's it?

Pretty lame for an OldMan.

Hardee, Har, Har.

Do you cry yourself to sleep with the sound of your Mother's headboard banging on the wall, as she and "Uncle Bob" talk? Or do you watch and wait for Mommy to offer you a nice "cream-pie" dessert?

Enough with Paris. I want a report on the irony of Brit getting upset with Sarah (re:-children are mistakes and twat jokes) then going put and flashing her cooch AGAIN.

"If I eat my pigeon, what am I gonna spooge on when you're not around?"

Your Mother's face?
Her mouth?
Her asshole?
You use them all the time, why stop now?

Texas Tranny - I like yer laugh, it really shows off yer pearly whites, which go so well with the necklace I gave you.

I was just coming in to comment on her ugly hands but I see you all already have that covered.

With all the money she makes can't she afford to not look like she's chewed her nails down to nubs?

#11
"YOUTARD"...? Is that what little girls wear to ballet class?
Learn to spell shithead.

This woman needs a hysterectomy. Women like her should not be allowed to reproduce.

Am I the only one that thought that she looked terrible with her old lady hair at the VMA's last night?

Always neverending in the news wonky-eyed motherfucker................ no telling how much disgusting black dick she had to suck to stay in piss-daddys party last night ...

i'd never fuck a woman like this... after all, it's not like i found my dick in the garbage or something...

"One does not simply slip into Paris. Its meaty gates are guarded by more than just herpes. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."

I'm going out on a limb here and say Christina looks absolutely terrible here. wtf is with that lipstick?

Um, Pic 3 Xtina caught Paris's wonky eye...

and by the way, Halloween called and they want their makeup back. No, they just want you back Xtina. The whole thing.

I can't believe the lack of commentary on the excessive amount of make up Christina is wearing (except for 74's reference to her lipstick). 1. She looks like either a female impersonator (not that there's anything wrong with female impersonators, but female impersonators are men trying to cover up male features, like facial hair growth, and it can take heavy make up to do so, but she's a woman ... trying to cover up ... what?) or a clown; 2. that amount of make up is bound to cause SOME sort of birth defect in her unborn child. What with the bleached hair, I'm thinking there's a lot of cosmetic chemical activity going on that an expectant mother should refrain from.

BTW, TT, I dreamt about you last night. A field of pale pink flowers appeared to me, and, as I looked across it, there you were in your pale pink outfit and blonde wig. Which made me wake up. Fast.

BunnyButt,
Was it a nightmare? or a wet dream?

Tee Hee

Paris, watch out! Gollum's grabbing your face!

Oh wait, that's *your* hand?

Where did nubby fingers come from in your family tree?

So I'm guessing getting knocked up is the hawtest new trend right now?

Paris' eye is like that because she's trying to find her brain.................

@41 that picture is very very disturbing

hey, everybody! ItalianStallion is funny. i mean, how does he do it? such witty shit over and over again!?!

Paris is an ass-kisser!

@82 I definately detect sarcasim there, but whatever fucker, at least I try instead of saying the same stupid shit all the time.........

She just wants Christina to like her.
That herpes whore doesn't get that Christina is 100 times better than her.

PARIS HAS OLD MAN HANDS

you know what, stallion? you're right. i gotta give you credit. i actually enjoy many of your posts. it's just when you degenerate into racist bullshit that it annoys me.

As to why Christina hasn't announced her pregnancy, she and her husband were seen coming out of a "high risk" pregnancy unit a few months ago. Maybe there are complications and they wanted to make sure she could carry to term before getting everyone excited.

Number eighty-eight: That's a really good point. I wouldn't have thought that might be a possibility...

I hope Christina has a safe and sound pregnancy, and that her baby is a happy and healthy one. I think she'd be one of the coolest mom's ever.

Paris want to be a Mother so bad, well really she is a "Mother" already (if you know what I mean), but I think she is trying to figure out how to get into the hospital after Christina's baby is born to steal it. If I were Christina, I would be afraid of Paris, very, very afraid. Paris is very odd and creeps me out.

...I don't know...Xtina looks like a clown in all that makeup. It doesn't look good. Either a clown or Dee Snider.

I'm happy for Christina, I think that's great. She isn't dancing foolishyl, half drunk on the VMAs trying to make a comeback. She had her 15 minutes and gracefully bowed out. Good for her.

But Christina does look kind of funny though, hahaha. Dee Snyder DOES come to mind. And Paris' hands are beasts....wow

Hello everyone??!!! Has anyone noticed Paris' eye? She looks like her fucking face is melting. You hear all this stuff about how she is just georgeous and was even a model, and u wonder wtf? I am not one to knock on looks, but this is disturbing. She looks like a dried out peice of parchment. The eye thing is really creepy....I think she is staring at me....or is she just trying to think up something clever to say. It looks like she is having a hard time. I think it would be interesting to see her without ten pounds of eyeliner and base makeup and see what she really looks like. I think she would be a cross between Golem and That weird stick guy off of Pans Labrynth.

No one steals Paris´ thunder.....no one! hi Bitch!

fuck i guess it would have been better if she saiid Aguilera's dog had a litter, you people suck!

@87 I am one of the most non racist person you will ever meet. You'll be surprised, but some of the shit I say is for the idiots who are and laugh at it. This is just for shits and giggles. I say some pretty fucked up shit, but whatever, i'm joking............

62--JrzTroll--it does fuckbag, and don't you fucking forget it.

Paris looks like a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome in these pics. Her face is quite tardriffic!

Alas, TT, neither. Just an amuzing surprise.

@99 You said it best!!! Looks like she's been beat by SEVERAL fugly sticks! She has some big ass feet! You can't really tell in these pics, but I'm convinced this twat is a man.

i figured it out...christina has started developing a paris-like wonky eye and paris was like, :"omg no u didnt" n decided to get back at her

christina aguilera is a weird looking girl who looks uglier than any other female celebrity without make up. that is why her husband is ugly. i hate bow legs

"Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world"

I believe what she meant to say was "Congratulations to the most beautiful PREGNANT CLOWN in the world" based on these photos of Christina.

she has a weird hand. initially thought it wasn't hers but good lord... it's her hand!

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She is such a stupid nasty White Christian slut.

oops! she did it again!!!

hey, watever paris said was true. christina is pregnant and definitely she's the most gorgeous one out there! haha

i dont like her hand..looks kind of old to me

oh what peace we often forfeit, oh what needless pain we bear, all because we do not carry everything to god iin prayer.

i thought she handled the letterman thing pretty good. she lay down boundaries & dave kept crossing them, but she dealt with the situation with honesty & imo dignity. so what, shes made some mistakes..havent we all? i think she has a diana-like quality, & if she played her cards right, could be something of a ppls princess. the only thing that worries me is that she might end up another pam, (ruining her body with surgery) but is it any wonder if she feels she needs to with the way everyones all trashing her? i read she was considering having an operation for her lazy eye? i hope she doesnt, it gives her character. i like it ^^. i didnt always like paris, but after seeing her deal with tough times i think she deserves a little respect. pst me paris, yeah! lol