Sep 27 2007Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards will do naked stuff

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WHAT?!!? Rejoice! Rejoice!

EWWWW Denise Richards is one FUGLY bitch!!!!

WHAT???????

Renact that scene from "Wild Things"!

Why buy this Playboy issue when you can just go into your mom's room and sniff her old-lady panties? And when did Playboy change formats? I thought they used to photograph attractive women.

I'd rather see Sarah Jessica Parker in Playboy, just to see what they do with her tail.

My screen looks like the milky way just thinking of that.

Maybe they'll sell this issue with complimentary pairs of support hose.

Granny-Kiss!

Pam Anderson is hot. And do you know who else is hot? Other people her own age like Annette Bening. Every sentence with Pam Anderson in it on this website should contain at least one of the following words or phrases: 1. Colostomy bag 2. Geritol 3. Grandmother 4. Nursing home 5. Saggy and/or baggy. She peaked during her last season of Tool Time and the first season of Baywatch. Anyone drooling over her now has an obvious grandmother sex fetish going on. Oh, or they're a dirty old man in which case, good for you pops. you still got it!

ehh, I'll pass

ha ha @ bingbong

All that make-up is making Pam look SO OLD! ACK! She has foundation all crammed in her wrinkles! She's scary in that first picture with her finger out like a Halloween witch. *shudder* She looks like someone's grandma trying to be sexy.

As quoted from 'Sex in the City': "No one wants to fuck grandma's pussy"

I am sure the ladies will look great thanks to airbrushing their photos.

Only problem is that it'll be photoshopped to death. I'd rather see them just as they are - however butt naked.

Wait....I just clicked on the Pam Anderson pics above - photoshop version 20 may be needed :)

LMAO @ #8 and 12
Yes, let's see what they'd do with SJP's tail. And horse vagina.

Pam Anderson? Isn't she close enough to death to just go away already? Denise Richards used to be cute but now has a big manly square jawed-face.
If these two kissed it may create an implosion in space time fabric and usher in the apocalypse.

Pam Anderson...still can't believe it. They could call the spread "Girls of Hepatitis C"

How about this instead - a Playboy pictorial featuring whatever young girls Charlie Sheen, Kid Rock, and Tommy Lee banged the previous night? Guaranteed to be 10 times hotter than these dried up skeletors.

Honestly, when they get to this age and still try to be "hot" it's just sad. What are we supposed to be fantasizing about? Looking at a stretched-skin joker face above two rippled chest rocks while your grandma's veiny hand tries to stroke you off before the arthritis kicks in?

I am a 28 year old attractive and fit male. I love young and old women. I am realistic about people and have no problem fantasizing about a woman old enough to be my mother and who cares, I am having a great time.

Isn't Denise Richards like 35? 36? Is that considered old these days?

When is Pam Anderson going to realize that her look just doesn't work for a fort y year old mom?

The are okay - but they do you think anyone of them could have EVER made it as a finalist in Miss Universe - Even in their 'Before 25' years

19- prove it.

LOL @ 19's feeble attempt at a Superfish personals column.

maybe, during the photoshoot, they'll throw a computer at an elderly lady again. fucking saggy twats, both of them.

Pamela must wear makeup. I've seen pictures of her without (thanks Fish) and I wasn't pleased. Denise is ok. I'd like to have her sit on my face while I show her pictures of her ex Charlie wacking off to underage porn pictures on his PC.

19 should be read : i am 48 year old fat motherfucker with saggy testicles & have never been laid.

The money shot will be Pam bent over her walker, with her looking back at the camera with lipstick on her upper front teeth.

Pam Anderson is so past the "Cougar Stage" I feel the need to invent a new stage.... "Grizzly Stage"...

do you contract VD from looking at the pictures? Seriously, those are two of he skankiest chicks in Hollywood. And both look pretty rough these days.

Ahh, this should make their children proud. Naked mom, that's our mom! Teacher, can we bring Playboy to class for show and tell?

both of these bitches need to get over themselves and just focus on family..

seriously, who in there right man would really fuck the crypt keeper and the seriously fucking CRAZY that is denise????

What, is this going to be like one of those side by side before and after shoots?

#31, yeah, no kidding. Isn't Denise Richards in the middle of a dirty custody battle with Charlie Sheen? She just said he does inappropriate things in front of the kids (whatever that means). Doesn't posing for Playboy (for a 2nd time, mind you) pretty inappropriate? What sort of message does that send to her young daughters?

Are they going to photoshop in pictures of Pamela from 15 years ago. Otherwise its just beauty and the big boobed beast.

Photoshop or not, all of the male posters KNOW they'd fuck both women if they ended up naked in the same room... and rub a few out to the Playboy issue.

In both instances, there exists the option to turn the lights off.

Hasn't everyone pretty much seen Pammy's mammy's a million times over already?! (among other things). I mean come on, she's old news. Literally and figuratively. She is seriously not aging well; must be the liver thing, and too much fun in the sun. She looks like a worn out road whore. And Denise, didn't she show her fake rack already in some movies? And speaking of which, where did the fakies go? She seems to have deflated since then. Anyways, I'm sure photoshop will turn back time for these two.

It might be entertaining, but only if they hire Charlie Sheen to write the photo captions. "Denise loves to lie on the couch, argue, and glare at you with her unstable psycho googly eyes. She loves it when you try to slap her boney ass and end up with painful hand bruises."

Me eat turd, get high on jenkem! I have sex with pig! I threesome mother father! Me worship Satan! Me die go hell I hope!

I want orgy with village. Me want pull train in garbage dump! Suck donkey dong! Me eat turd! Me so happy! Put rat up ass! Feel good!

Turd! Turd world! Turd house! House of turd! Flaming turd! Me worship turd! Me love turd, make jenkem! Satan! Satan happy! Me happy! Satan have my soul exchange for turd!

Denise is pretty. I'd do her in a heartbeat. But Pamela Anderson has always been too cheap and gaudy looking for my tastes. It looks like all that mileage is starting to show up on her, too. Cheap and old is always a rough (and desperate) combination. But all you Pamela Anderson fans have to stay loyal or face total loss of credibility. Drink it up, fellas. You guys made your bed, now it's time to go lie in it. I'll throw in a buck or two towards a stack of brown paper sacks for ya.

@20 "Isn't Denise Richards like 35? 36? Is that considered old these days?"

That's ancient... that slut, heidi montag or whatever, is older than Methuselah, and I think she's only 21.

I think Hollywood is all about the babies now.

Anderson looks like a sun-damaged crack whore. I don't think even a Hefty cinch-sack over her head could help. For someone who relies solely on her looks for $$$, I hope she has a lot of money saved up. The cash inflow is gonna dry up faster than her wrinkled, pocked face.

what the fuck, lady croft?

Lady croft is apparently Courtney Love and is sad she wasn't asked to do Playboy.

This sickens me. Don't know why, but I am repulsed.

How are they going to photoshop the ugly out of Denise Richards soul?
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Damn right. I'd bang both of them like a Salvation Army drum.......

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I think that's a lady-croft troll. That or the real one has had a stroke and is now a blathering idiot.

to the writer of the superficial .. you're trying too hard to be funny and original. y'all guys want REAL humor, check out DListed.com

Pammy's looking a little creepy in the "Ready for my closeup Mr DeMille" kinda way. She's getting Raquel Welch hands too. Those miles are starting to wear down the tires on her. Not to mention the Hep C thing.

Oh I'd still do her though. I'm Canadian, it's my patriotic duty to do so.

It would have to be weird to be interesting. Like, have Denise lie down on the floor with her legs straight up in the air, then remove one of Pam's implants and have her kick it through the uprights. Short of that, the whole thing would be gross.

Cheesy rhinestone bedazzled, light blue gauze sun dress, flip flops and an animal print bag?

WTF????

I cannot believe the closeup shots of Pam Anderson .... the age that "woman" has on her .... Unbelievable. She should seriously consider staying out of the public eye all together... If her "career" at whatever she does wasn't already washed up ..then, the above pictures should surly finish washing it up ..and allll away. THat is one ugly bitch. She looks like a Tranny trying to impersonate her OWNself. LOL...
and Sadly....she still thinks she is all That. sad sad sad...

and Denise Richards?... Hef is too old to decide anything these days for his magazine ..he should just leave that to a younger age group...say about 40 to 50yrs YOUNGER than him maybe. The old age has taken away all his sense of reasoning....
The only thing Richards needs to do is get a bushhog and whack some of those eyebrows down... Even then ..It wouldn't help her looks ...what a hopeless pathetic case she is.

#49, I LOVE dlisted, but I can't get on the website from work. I get the dreaded "Access Denied" page inside. Stupid censors at work.

ohhh yuk this chic has 'kankels' i'm a seller of this loudmouth lifestealing yenta.

Denise Richards? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"now Hugh Hefner is using that miraculous gift to put two smoking hot chicks together "

I see Superfic has been hitting the bong again, hard, its the only way a person could think these too used up old hags come even close to hot never mind "smoking"

Fuglys come in pairs at playboy!

TT's back.

I think they'll look good thanks to the mighty airbrush. I hope it has a lesbian theme, which would be over-the-top for Playboy, now Penthouse is a horse of a different color.

Hey 19? "Attractive" doesn't mean having all of your extremities in tact, and "fit" doesn't describe someone under 400, but over 399 lbs.

Zing! Zing is back babee! Take notice granny fucker!

biff - September 27, 2007 1:06 PM

I think a Victoria's Secret truck overturned and TT is still sorting through the panties.

That's pretty damn funny, biff.

How did you know?

She needs the Botox and other work done fast. Alot of surgeons probably won't touch her due to the high risk Hep C factor.

Thanks to lady-croft (see #39) I now believe in Voodoo and can no longer hang out here at the fish. I'm scared my children might see what I'm reading and laugh at me at the dinner table.

What the fuck ? I'll never NEVER understand people. Why in the name of the almighty fuckmachine would anyone get excited by the thought of these two dried up sluts posing naked ? I've already seen one of them suck cock and get fucked, I've seen the other one naked more times than I'd like to. I mean even ignoring the fact that they're both sickeningly ugly why does this excite anyone ? You've already seen everything these bitches have. It's like fucking a girl in the ass and then getting all excited because you can kind of see her nipples through her shirt.

Don't you get it??? Their careers are almost over and soon it will be infomercial time at 3 in the A.M. so they might as well put out any hotness they have left and use it. Hey look at Carmen Electra?

Pam looks fabulous. Not 19 yrs old, but fabulous. www.gossipgonewild.com

Hoorah for Hugh Hefner. www.hollyweirdreporter.com

Whatever they can get. Hugh is paying them a hefty sum, I hope. Good P.R
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They're both skanky sluts. They'll do anything skanky. Here's a doggy treat now do something skanky.

On her web site, Pam comments that she no longer uses a make up artist. Does her own make up now.

I say, HIRE A MAKEUP ARTIST............

lmao @63: "It's like fucking a girl in the ass and then getting all excited because you can kind of see her nipples through her shirt." hahahaha!

63 yeah that last line is priceless. you should submit that entire tirade to playboy's letters to the editor after they put this issue on the stands.

68, denise especially needs a doggy treat because her face could easily be confused with a Pekinese. I feel bad for those kids because they are completely busted & have mommy to blame.

Denise's foot is really sexy in the first photo. WTC is going on there?

Will the spread be titled "Grannies gone wild"?

Jesus Freaking Lord, I clicked on a close up of Pam Anderson and my eyes bled. How the fuck does she do that???

make a porn and fuck each other.two idiots.

Denise Richards has got a fish face, old skin, ugly face, and lousy body..

they should add melanie griffith in there. wrinkled knees turn me ON

when denise first came into the scene i thought she was classy,,,but after that she make one skanky move after another, first was hooking and marrying charly sheen...then it all went down hill from there...

In some of the photos of Pam... you can see her bad hair extension job -- tracks!!! and more tracks!!! :o She is looking older... thank God for Photoshop!

Yeah, #1, that's so believable. You'e so clever it's astounding...

It's like Ali and Foreman once again

Denise is a beautiful woman and she should not been married to Charlie Sheen. She has wasted her beauty and life with that dirty bastard. Good for her that she divorced him but again I wonder why she was with Heather Locklear's husband after. One mistake after another that she has done. The Hollywood society is infested with men who are into porn, drugs, alcohol and women who fall under their spell.
I wish the those two women good luck, good health and happiness.

I think that would turn out to be one of the greatest playboy issue. Two great looking mom's from Hollywood and still catching people's attention.

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