Sep 20 2007Pamela Anderson ages 50 years before your eyes

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Sweet Christ, the mummy’s escaped! Don’t look into its eyes. Or giant breasts! They’re cursed too. Oh, hey, it’s just Pam Anderson. What’s that, her breasts are cursed too? I believe it. Look at all the dudes who have touched them: Scott Baio, Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels. All have at one time had shitty reality shows on VH1. That’s where once-cool people go to die. Or in Bret’s case, go to pretend they’re not bald and bang strippers. Hold on a second, no one told me Bret Michaels was the smartest man alive.

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Can anyone say TRAINWRECK?!?! You don't want to look, but you can't look away! Oh good God, my eyes, MY EYES!!!!

HA, I watch Rock of Love. He's an old man.

What ever happened to "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service"

Whatever happened to "No shirts, no shoes, no service"?

she's always looked a little harsh without the makeup, what 's different about now?

ooooh, give her a break, she's 40 years old...she looks much better than many people at her age...

My cattiness is about to escape the bag.................

HA FUCKING HA! HA! HA! I love seeing this bitch with out airbrushing.


Damn boob clown skank.
I fucking hate this cunt.

MEOOOOOWWWWW!

whatever happened to wearing makeup???

She had sex with Scott Baio, Brett Michaels, and Tommy Lee. Her new reality show on VH1... "I F*cked the 80's!" (thank Lisa Lampanelli for the joke)

Ravage

FUCK THIS I love watching her look like a crack head. if only brit will last this long, or look this rode hard and put up wet before she offs herself.

in closing: "The ticklish comfort of a good old-fashioned moustache ride."
yes.

I second #11. Brit is much more a trainwreck. Pam's a better mom

Ugh, my granny looks better, and she's dead.

Sweet Jesus, what the $#@! She looks like a cross between the guy who's face melted in Indiana Jones and an old woman from the original Star Trek. Yeah, I'm a nerd. Deal with it.

MY RODS AND CONES ARE BURINING! BURNING!!!!

The only remarkable thing about this photo is that you cannot see her breasts which are covered by the posterboard she's carrying. Therefore, your eyes are naturally drawn to her face, which looks about like it always has. You were just too distracted by her mammoth tits before to notice.

Ooo she's hot. A hot mess. And ummm, GROSS walking around town in your bare feet....blech. Not any germs there.

i know people who are 40 and may not be as thin, but have younger faces for sure! celebrities that are 40 plus:
halle berry
demi moore
selma hayek
diane lane
michelle pfeiffer
heather locklier
posh spice
are all older than her and look better than her in this picture i think

No Way that is Pamela Anderson. If that really is then she wears more make up than Christina Aquillera. Pamela has way too much ego to allow herself to be photographed looking like this. Her ego was measured and it is bigger than her boobs. This is not her!

#18 With the exception of Halle Berry (maybe) every one of those women had plastic surgery, so how do you figure?????
Oh wait was that your point? I don't know anything I just had the worst lunch ever. Veggi stood me up. :(

Uh yeah...that IS her. Sick shit huh?

the original butterface strikes again!

Wow she kinda looks like Brett Michaels in this photo.

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you know you would all still tear that up. god knows the things i would do to her.... and thankfully he isnt telling anyone. that shit could land me in jail...

but i BELIEVE that pam anderson MAYBE has had work done herself.

are u stupid or something? Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is only 34 ...and have u seen those "old" ladies without their make-up on? Not sure they look better than this...

She has beautiful feet.

#15 - that's fuckin' funny!!!

And yeah, she should at least have some thong sandals on or something. Doesn't she have Hep C or something? Does she want to contract more diseases? Is she trying to catch up with Paris?

Looks like she’s protesting something, but she forgot to add the words.
Maybe she is against intelligence….. or literacy.

#11-

I take it you have facial hair?

Sexy feet though! Definitely a FF's friend!

Hey did it ever occur to you people that the lighting was bad, she had a weird look on her face at the exact moment the picture was snapped, and that she has walking pneumonia? Geez, give her a break.

Is this that guy that keeps crying for people to leave Britney alone?

I'd still do it.

And by still do it I mean 20 years ago I would still have sex with Pamela Anderson. Where's the DeLorean?

#18...Posh Spice is in her eqrly 30's not over 40...How very dare you!

none of them could ever look as bad as this meth whore. i have seen pics of halle berry and selam hayek without makeup

she is homeless. really. britney spears looks more put together!

Hey, what ever happened to "No shoes, no shirt, no service"?

Look closely over her left shoulder. There's a sign for a "Minute Clinic" - those must be her medical records she's carrying.

SHE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE BRET MICHAELS. HAHAHAHA. They're both walking STD's

Actually, she just had to run to the store to pick up a condom for Tommy.

Pamela without makeup - sexy or scary?

vote here:

http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2383/pamela-anderson-sans-makeup

How wiley of you JrzTroll (#39).....but I wouldn't have said Medical Records, I would have said, um, X-rays of her anus.

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faith hill
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iman
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sandra bullock
....

Um...hello....does any of these women even know who he was and what he did 20 + years ago.......isn't he like 45 years old, married with 2 kids.....

she is cute and innocent

I HATE PAPPARAZZI!!!!!!!!!!

Goddammit you dumb bitch you're holding the sign the wrong way, the side that says, 'Will blow for food' is supposed to face the road.

She looks do-able to me.

Thanks

Come on, she's not wearing a tinge of make-up. I think she looks relatively normal for her ago, probably a little more wrinkly because of the constant sun exposure. Let's say she had her eyebrows drawn in, put on lipgloss and a little blush, we wouldn't be saying she looks "old."

But they good news is: her legs are AMAZING! In generally, she still has the body of a 20-year-old, which means she's really healthy.

she isn't aging well, but that's obvious because of her slutty lifestyle. She can't be photoshopped in every photo! And it's disgusting that she's barefoot on a city street where people have walked, pissed, spit, etc.

All ass, not class.

Guys, the answer here is to stay out of the goddamned sun, Seriously. I'm old as shit and look pretty good simply because I stay out of the sun. Yeah, she's sort of slutty but lots of sex with weirdos doesn't age you as much as the sun.

Plus? She's not so bad. I kind of like her. How many women whose sole talent is being hot can get away with this sort of flagrant display of unhotness? She always struck me as smarter than most starlets - her personal life notwithstanding - and she seems a decent mom.

But yeah, the sun is not our friend, people.

Geeze. Her shoes must have aged along with her. They must have turned to dust and she walked right out of them leaving behind a few puffs of synthetic-leather dust. poof-poof

#44 - those aren't just "woman" over forty you listed, they are millionaire celebrities whose job it is to look good, hence the spa treatments, the personal trainers, the plastic surgery, the high-priced photogs and make-up people to help them hold onto their youth ...they are freaks, by definition...

Where the fuck are her shoes????

Where the fuck are her shoes?

Yeah all you skanks who say you'd do her - I guess pussy has no face

I hope Kirsten Dunst is taking notes.

This is what she's going to look like in 20 years.

While I was in the waiting room at my doctor's office the other day, I saw a magazine with Phylllis Diller who is 90 on the cover, and even she looks better than Pam Anderson - Lee - Rock.

this is what happens when you wear makeup and have plastic surgery most of your life. it wreaks havoc on your skin and ages you faster than a dehyrdated prune. Have you seen how much makeup she wears all the time? I've seen plenty of older women who look a hell of a lot better than ms. anderson. and wear shoes.

hey # 18 lets see how how the fare up without make up too...

good lord pam why are you not keeping the illusion going?

I'd still titfuck her. But uhhh ... would that count as necrophillia?

Holly Shit, If this is what 40 looks like, I can't wait until she get to 50, screw that how about 45!!!

#8. adeliza -HA! HA! HA! @ boob clown skank.!!!!

exactly

that is Brit right there ain't it? or maybe that other headwit, Tara Reid? never mind twenty fucken years, wot about RIGHT NOW???

and really with tits that size, she'd want to do bra-less without makeup, at least it would pull the fucken wrinkles out.

I live in Santa Monica and on Montana Ave there has been a blonde homeless lady that most people have seen for the past 15+ years. Everyone calls her Sally. This picture reminds me so much of a younger Sally (only Sally has the sense to wear shoes).

Yeah, but she still looks good ass up.

all you need is a paper bag over her head

she looks more awful than my 80-year-old grandma!! hidoi!!!!

Put some shoes on, Pam. There is no excuse for that.

whatev. I hope im as hot as her at 40.

ROFL @the mummy's escaped..
Pam Anderson IS old. In this business, you're already old if your 30, nevermind being close to 40. Now compound that with her giant helium tits which MUST be taking a toll on her back by now. Add a few doses of wrinkles, remove the makeup and whaaa-laaa YOU HAVE AN OLD WHORE.
Did you hear what she said at the VMA's? She said while introducing Kanye West that she stuck her tongue down his throat so far "she could taste his fiance"....EW..Really funny Pam..considering Kanye West thinks you're a pig, and was probably totally grossed out by that. You know what Pam..NOT EVERYTHING thinks youre hot. Some people think you're a washed up pig, which you are.

spare change? sir? spare some change?

This is what happens when you swap bodily fluids with Tommy Lee. She could wander around a methodone clinic and find better boyfriends.... Pam, crack is wack.

Holy Jeb Bush,my corneas! She is an UBERHAG. Yeah, it looks okay when the style and beauty team cautiously work their magic with 8 foot long tools, as they don't want to be ravaged by this beast or lose an arm.

But late at night, when good little children sleep soundly, it creeps into the secret netherworld of closets and scares these innocents out of childhood. It was done to me and I will never forget the blond, scraggly hair, the evil, bloodshot blue eyes or the psychotic Loreal Red #3 covered lips.

Why the fuck is she bare foot? You know what they say, "you can take the girl out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the girl". What I am really saying is that Canada sucks.

FUCK THE MOUNTIES!

Dudley Dooright

Um....yeah? obviously without 18 pounds of make-up she looks like that. What's the big deal?

Damn. Why isn't she wearing any shoes? Pam looks like shes been smoking methamphetamines, a lot. Her legs have that: We could move for hours, upon hours for score if we had to. She doesn't look very bad for a sixty year-old woman.

SHE IS A WHITE TRAILER PARK LOW CLASS DIRTY STANK WHORE & HER STRETCHED-OUT, FISH BOX COOCHIE HAS MORE EXITS THAN AN LA FREEWAY

Umm. Not to get all technical on your ass. But Dudley Dooright was a F'in Mountie. Better do some research before spouting off at the mouth about cartoons biatch!

Yuck! Pamela Anderson is an old hag. :(

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Hah! You think this girl looks bad now, imagine Amy Winehouse in 10 years.

Seems like most of you are forgetting she has a disease that ravages you inside and out. Hep C?

Prretty soon Tommy will not take her back, She tans way too much. She wil have a hard time in life when she dosen't get the attention from men that she is used to. When she starts gettting facelifts she will look bizzare.

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