Sep 17 2007OJ Simpson takes great pictures

Here's a side by side comparison of OJ Simpson's mugshot from 1994 after being booked on double homicide charges (left), and his mugshot from 2007 after being booked on multiple felony robbery charges (right). Can you believe he's already 60-years-old? Looking at him I would've guessed 58, maybe even 57.
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Reader Comments
1. Lindsay - September 17, 2007 11:23 AM
I'd date him...
2. big - September 17, 2007 11:23 AM
Looks like your mom
3. jeanna - September 17, 2007 11:23 AM
LOL. i love your commentary
4. whoa - September 17, 2007 11:23 AM
he looks like a grandpa.
5. fern - September 17, 2007 11:25 AM
wow, he looks like he could be brothers with sister patterson from i love new york!
6. LadyJane - September 17, 2007 11:25 AM
He'd look much better with my boot to his face.
7. Joe Testosterone - September 17, 2007 11:27 AM
I think he needs to come back for Naked Gun 4!
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8. wkjfeflkbrflbhaerf - September 17, 2007 11:27 AM
If OJ gets off, are white people going to riot in the streets of Vegas?
9. EbonicOvertureInRed - September 17, 2007 11:32 AM
Why can't you white devils leave a successful Brother alone. He done did shit to any of you. I guess none of you aint never done nothin wrong huh? Big deal. A white man steals his shit and he gots the big black balls to take what is his. We over there in Iraq takin shit that aint ours. Right?
10. Jones - September 17, 2007 11:34 AM
I can't wait for the day when O.J. just says the hell with it and starts knocking off liquor stores...
11. Darnell - September 17, 2007 11:34 AM
He looks good, actually. Nice skin for a 50-60yr old.
12. ph7 - September 17, 2007 11:37 AM
I don't agree with him robbing the guy in the Vegas hotel, but I UNDERSTAND!
13. Tyler - September 17, 2007 11:40 AM
WHY do you delete comments for no reason????
14. MISS UNIVERSE - September 17, 2007 11:42 AM
It is interesting how some men age less far than women
13 years on most women in their late 40s to early 60s would have been much more dramatic - even with makeup and surgery
15. Roger - September 17, 2007 11:43 AM
FRIST
16. Mike - September 17, 2007 11:45 AM
I hope he gets the maximum sentence and rots in there.
And the judge set no bail because if he would post bail it would be a whole other case with the Goldman's and OJ's assets to that 33.5 million dollar settlement that he owes them.
17. Cowgirl - September 17, 2007 11:53 AM
I want him to die a slow and painful death. I think he should be buried up to his neck in the hot Arizona desert, and left for the fire ants and turkey buzzards to pick at his ugly fat head.
DIE, DIE, DIE YOU FUCKER OJ.
18. Jimbo - September 17, 2007 11:55 AM
He is smiling because he knows if the glove don't fit you must acquit
19. Jimbo - September 17, 2007 11:56 AM
@17 Hey Cowgurl - How are you doing this morning?
20. Riotboy - September 17, 2007 11:56 AM
After his murder trial who would've thought he'd take a "stab" at robbery.
/GUILTY
//NOW AND THEN
///Go Bears!!!!
21. Violet Sin - September 17, 2007 11:56 AM
Why is he *smiling* like that? Gives me the creeps.
22. my comment - September 17, 2007 11:59 AM
Lock that beast up and throw away the key.
if not, I hope he dates Angelina Jolie next.
23. lambman - September 17, 2007 12:00 PM
well, he hasn't aged too much in 13 years, and at least he looks happier to be charged with armed robbery instead of murder!
best of luck Juice!
24. Turtle - September 17, 2007 12:00 PM
Is that Bill Cosby?
25. leatherdaddy - September 17, 2007 12:03 PM
zzzzzzzzz. (dreaming: where are the beautiful people superfish?) really, who cares about this guy.
26. maikl - September 17, 2007 12:11 PM
LOOOL
27. jrzmommy - September 17, 2007 12:16 PM
He's mighty proud..........
28. Cowgirl - September 17, 2007 12:17 PM
Hi Jimbo,
I'm Cowgirl, and Cowgul is another person. Sorry...
But ---
I'm going outside now to chop down some of my cactus that is growing over my fence. I use a giant machete for this, and the whole time I will be fantasing that I'm chopping off OJ's head. I really don't know why anyone didn't think of doing this to him before. CHOP, CHOP, CHOP OFF OJ's head. I always knew machetes had more than one purpose.
29. igroovin - September 17, 2007 12:21 PM
he's sick. he gets off on getting away with things. put him AWAY!!
30. Jimbo - September 17, 2007 12:29 PM
@28 OK Cowgirl. I will make sure that I don't ever piss you off. Have fun with that machete and make sure you get out all of that pent up frustration.
31. fjioarue - September 17, 2007 12:40 PM
@ #8: "I guess none of you aint never done nothin wrong huh?"
I'm so confused.
32. eastcoastgirl - September 17, 2007 12:42 PM
I hope they lock his murdering ass up for the rest of his life. He is an evil and violent man. If they don't lock him up he will kill again. Please don't let him walk again!
1!
33. Jimbo - September 17, 2007 12:42 PM
@31 Hey Dumb shit. There is a big differnce from doing somehting wrong and killing two people. Why don't you crawl back in the hole you came from
34. fjioarue - September 17, 2007 12:46 PM
#33: Is there a difference between commenting on OJ and commenting on quadruple negatives someone used in a sentence? Apparently you don't think so.
(And comment #31 was actually directed toward #9...)
35. veggi - September 17, 2007 12:49 PM
my favorite part of #9 was " he done did shit to any of you". ha!
36. gerard Vandenberg - September 17, 2007 12:50 PM
Where there is smoke, there is FIRE!!
37. White Bronco - September 17, 2007 12:56 PM
He went from the psycho who decapitates muthafuckas (left) to the old guy who tries to fondle the neighborhood kids (right). So sad.
38. FACE - September 17, 2007 1:18 PM
White folks can blame themselves if they think OJ got away with something. They bungled the investigation and tainted it with racism. Johnnie Cochran was able to prove this within the legal system that they created which has served them - and only them - in this country since its inception.
But don't worry OJ haters - thousands of other black men who were innocent or not deserving of the punishment they got have been prosecuted in the US legal system since Emancipation. It still goes on today. Go ask Geronimo Pratt.
39. jrzmommy - September 17, 2007 1:27 PM
Actually I met Mr. Pratt once at a rally. I have to confess that I didn't take much away from it. I have great difficulty understanding niggaspeak, and there was no zoologist around to translate.
40. Reese - September 17, 2007 1:36 PM
Jrzmommy: You mean the zoologist let you out of your cage? Didn't he know that asses are dirty and dangerous creatures?
Zoos are so incompetent these days...
41. Athena - September 17, 2007 1:45 PM
ewww nigers :(
42. It'sme - September 17, 2007 1:46 PM
#38 and #40 - I agree wholeheartedlyl. Great comments!!!! #39 you're a straight up idiot.
43. jrzmommy - September 17, 2007 1:58 PM
Ok, settle down monkeys. We lock up all the niggas because they do most of the crime. It's a simple equation. Wait...you can't do math, can you? Sorry about that. I don't ask that you try to understand what I wrote - I'm not a cruel person.
44. Athena - September 17, 2007 2:03 PM
Please stop being racist!
In fact we have black people in our family tree...
...we just haven't cut them down yet.
45. jrzmommy - September 17, 2007 2:10 PM
btw, it really really really hurts to be insulted by a person who thinks a zoologist is somebody who works at a zoo. Must be tough, trying all day long to figure out the meanings of the big words that white people use. That's why ebonics is such an infantile dialect.
46. Sheva - September 17, 2007 2:17 PM
I'm really worried for OJ this time. Johnny Cochran is dead and there isn't going to be an all black jury. Quick can someone find a lawyer under such dire circumstances that will deal the race card from the bottom of the deck, and turn this around?
We need someone who can do that and also sue Las Vegas for millions, destroy the whole area and make it safe for armed robbery.
Is John Edwards available? I heard he's taken a huge loss. He can't collect $500,000 for part time "work" helping hedge funds to take the homes of poor people in sub prime mortgages.
Surely, he'll need to help here since that noteworthy source of income is gone.
47. LicoriceOnFire - September 17, 2007 3:43 PM
All you little sqeaky Honkies can kiss my black ass! i done mo white girls then most white boyz dream about. Leave OJ alone. He has put up with enough bullshit from you people. And leave Mike Vick alone. What did he do to you? Best QB in da NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big black dick in a blonde ass True
48. steve - September 17, 2007 3:46 PM
^ when licorice is on fire, it makes for a nasty, nasty smell. True dat.
49. homie - September 17, 2007 3:47 PM
Hey #47, I had no idea yo momma's ass was blonde. Owned!
LMAO #48
50. Ted from LA - September 17, 2007 3:47 PM
I'll bet OJ would kill to get out of jail.
51. NewOrleansNegroSwimleague - September 17, 2007 3:49 PM
Now he's going to get that special kind of loving, that only a man can share, with another man, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
52. NiggazUnited - September 17, 2007 3:53 PM
Know where hurricanes originate? Africa, muthafukkas. Ya'll in for a storm, crackas. We and the latinos will simply outbreed yo little limp asses. No virility. Dats wut ya'll problem is. Time on our side, bitches.
You people may think ya'll own da internet and all but don't forget one thing.
WE OWN THE STREETZ so look both ways befo' crossing pussies.
Blax and blondes
53. NewOrleansNegroSwimleague - September 17, 2007 3:57 PM
Yep, you may only rule the streets, but some of us crackers now how to acutally aim, and shoot, hehehe, there is going to be a storm, and when it finally comes, it's going to be time to take out the garbage (black and brown)....but hey, feel free to go back to africa and start a hurricane there, im sure they are just as stupid and don't know how to swim either, heheh
54. Black as the Ace of Spades - September 17, 2007 3:57 PM
So true 52. These little Englishmen can go back to Europe. And we will make them soon enough. Just keep making pretty brown babies!!! :)
pretty brown babies :)
55. nagger please - September 17, 2007 4:01 PM
Darkies are so irrational. They stick up for OJ, they riot during any natural disaster, they refuse to work, and they cause most of the violent crime. I say it's time to start a civil war and take everything away from the monkeys. Only then will they appreciate what was given to them..
56. Thomas Jeffersonofagun - September 17, 2007 4:44 PM
#55.
True dat, good sir, true dat.
57. Mandy - September 17, 2007 4:45 PM
He looks like Harry from the movie Harry and the Hendersons!
58. weener - September 17, 2007 4:45 PM
Look at pic 1, then at pic 2. IT looks like someone put his head in a vise and squeezed it, making it shorter and wider.
59. AfricaIsHome - September 17, 2007 5:26 PM
55, what was we given? Slavery? We did not come here. You bitches stole us from our prosperity. We had it all in Egypt when you had nothin. You was jealous and stole it all away. Now look at Africa under the dirty hands of the white man.
What you got to say about that one?
60. Captain Sloppy - September 17, 2007 6:08 PM
I'm gonna take a page from OJ's book and go over to my neighbor's house and get my weed whacker and my ladder back. I'll take along a few friends and some guns and I'll holler, "Don't let nobody leave!"
Yeah, that's what I'll do and if he won't return my stuff, I'll lie in wait outside his house and when the pizza delivery guy shows up I'll stab 'em both! Stabbity stabbity stab!
And then if they try and arrest me, I'll accuse them of racism.
God, I love this country.
61. Infonistacrat - September 17, 2007 6:14 PM
OJ doing the perp walk was the GREATEST thing I have seen this year.
On the bright side, now all those Micheal Vick supporters have a new cause to embrace!
62. nagger please - September 17, 2007 6:15 PM
#59 is another dumb spook who really thinks that negroes created an advanced civilization in Egypt and then went back to sub Saharan Africa to live in mud huts..
Negroes never created a written language, never built a tool that lasted more than a day, never created a system of measurement, and didn't have a clue how to feed their families.... yet they were Royalty.. LOL!
63. daMmmmmgirl - September 17, 2007 6:41 PM
OJ IS SEXY. i dun care if hes a murderer, dats one sexy ass murderer.
64. NigerianPride-n-shinin'BrightUnderDemPyramids - September 17, 2007 8:37 PM
62, Yo Momma say my tool good ALL DAY B e o t c h
We did it all way long ago, melaninless slender squeeker! Ya'll overrun us by numbers and stole our legacy.
Our language was the hyroglyphs and our pyramids and sphinx are there to this day. What's wrong lizard lips? So upset yo' sister and girlfriend thinkin' about Black Mamba dat ya can't pay attention? OH, dem beady blues eyes squint in the light of day and can't focus clearly.
Go back to England boy.
65. Miles Gloriosus - September 17, 2007 8:48 PM
Maybe we're being a little hard on OJ, I mean it's just TNB, and how can he help getting involved in TNB? TNB comes naturally to groids!
Sometimes though, even with the most sincere efforts of mindless white sheep to excuse it and let it off the hook, TNB has unavoidable consequences:
http://www.niggermania.org/raptorman/shocking/electric.htm
66. Spiraticus - September 17, 2007 10:28 PM
Have fun with Bubba.
67. cookie monsta - September 17, 2007 10:51 PM
hope he gets the fuckin chair this time.
Not bcos he a brother, cos he a CRIMINAL.
68. Dickens Cider - September 17, 2007 11:11 PM
Are you supposed to smile for a mug shot? I might need to know this.
69. sweetmary - September 18, 2007 12:39 AM
black don't crack
i like obama better
70. Miles Gloriosus - September 18, 2007 12:51 AM
Why thank you Spiraticus! : ) I will!
Your friends would like to have you for dinner:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ra5ix0biIgA
Be on time, about 3:03 or so! : )
Oh! And remember to bring "some black pepper, onions, seasoning, all the ingredients of groceries that will make soup really nice!" You'll need it by about 4:37! ; )
71. >.< - September 18, 2007 2:11 AM
oopsie... this nigga in deep shit! god bless!
72. Blondamnation - September 18, 2007 3:31 AM
wow that was all a little heavy for this site. Isnt it called Superficial? Someone look that up, we're just supposed to bag on ugly fucked up celebrities, people, not debate the race thing.
Although it is funny to see that ebonics or whatever in print. My keyboard would explode if I tried to post all that stuff. Settle down, people.
At least there's less posting about graphic imaginary sex with people that would never have sex with any of the trolls who write about it.
OJ is a piece of shit who murdered 2 people and got away with it. If you don't know that then you shouldn't be ab;e to use the computer in the library during your 'free hour'. Go back to your cell.
I can't wait for tomorrow.....I get better looking every day!
73. CHeeese - September 18, 2007 3:44 AM
meth scratched face
74. heehee - September 18, 2007 7:45 AM
U.S. black and white americans need to step out of the box, and start traveling and see the rest of the world. U.S. americans don't like the truth, most of you will write back very hurtfull things. Thanks in advance
75. Ooba Gooba - September 18, 2007 10:00 AM
Nothing is going to happen to this scumbag and he knows it. If they can't nail him for murdering two people, what makes them think they can get him for armed robbery? This is like a 5-year old kid stealing a 2-cent piece of bubblegum down at the corner grocery store. Law enforcement is afraid of him because they know if they convict him, people will riot.
76. Jackson - September 18, 2007 12:29 PM
That's OJ? I hardly recognize him without his ex-wife's blood covering his face & hands. Besides, the only photos of OJ I wanna see are of him leaking grease on a tray in the morgue.
He's a murderer and a smug one at that. Everyone knows he butchered his exwife and Ron Goldman, and those who refuses to accept the overwhelming evidence are simply racists.
And now we learn he's been hiding money offshore. How many felonies there? Tax evasion? Direct violation of a court order? Lying to the court? He's going to prison and will die there. Good riddance, OJ. Say hi to Beelzebub when you get there.
77. nagger please - September 18, 2007 12:44 PM
and he was considered to be a good black at one time.. LOL!
78. meh... - September 18, 2007 3:21 PM
It's a pity ppl see this man as a brother or a fellow black man.. he's not.. he's just a sad excuse for a human...
TCLTC
79. S - September 18, 2007 4:47 PM
Maybe he will be found not guilty this time too! Black, Brown, Yellow, White....he is a murder and now a theif! Put him away for this crime! Even though we will be saying..."God has a funny sense of humor"! As Timberlake would sing...What goes around comes back around....gotta love that charma!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
80. EL - September 18, 2007 11:19 PM
Whitey won't rest until they take O.J. down.
81. OJ Simpson - September 19, 2007 3:33 AM
@80: back that thang up bitch
82. Athena - September 19, 2007 9:14 AM
@77
There are no good niggas only their plam of their hands
83. Sociopath - September 19, 2007 6:11 PM
Atleast he's aging well huh?
84. JJ Walker - November 28, 2007 4:46 PM
Got this piece of shit now!!!! Lock him up, throw away the key....or just cut 'effin his throat, you know like he did those WHITE people. When oh when is the race card going to play out?!
DY-NO-MITE!