Sep 14 2007OJ Simpson commits more crimes

OJ Simpson was questioned today after he allegedly broke into the Palace Station casino last night and stole some sports memorabilia at gunpoint from memorabilia dealer Alfred Beardsley. OJ admitted to the AP he took the memorabilia (which he once owned and claims was his) but denies he broke in and used a gun. TMZ reports:
[Beardsley] he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson's crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson's book, "I Want to Tell You."
OJ Simpson is living just the classiest life imaginable. I'm surprised nobody has written a children's book about him. You know, to inspire kids. Dare them to dream!

Reader Comments
1. Nicole - September 14, 2007 3:24 PM
FIRST!
2. Ron - September 14, 2007 3:24 PM
SECOND!
3. n!gger - September 14, 2007 3:25 PM
What did you expect from a n!gger?
4. kornemuz - September 14, 2007 3:28 PM
O rage o desespoir o vieillesse ennemie
5. jrzmommy - September 14, 2007 3:28 PM
He didn't break in.....he was looking for the REAL murderers....sheesh...all a misunderstanding.
6. Ted from LA - September 14, 2007 3:29 PM
I think killing the two other people was worse than this. Maybe he was just looking for the "real killer" in the room. Don't use that "n" word #3. It makes you sound really ignorant, and I am sure that could not possible be the case.
7. havoc - September 14, 2007 3:30 PM
If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!
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8. Barry LeFarge - September 14, 2007 3:34 PM
Aaahhh Juice. When you you stop committing crimes? Probably never.
9. ipa - September 14, 2007 3:37 PM
so, for the rest of the weekend, I have to look at OJ Simpson and his glum look everytime i load the thesuperficial? PLEASE mr. fish, nooooooo!!
I thought, when the Fish was looking for new writers, we would get updated on weekends, too. . i was all, wooo, we gonna get news on saturdays/sundays, surely that's why he's looking for new writers!! seems obviously not to be the case.
carl, you're still a lazy ass!!! and pls improve the writing over there at geekologie .. it reached the point of being just plain sad.
10. ssdd - September 14, 2007 3:37 PM
This guy is a piece of shit ..always has been ..always will be.
11. Ryan - September 14, 2007 3:37 PM
Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid
Has that sunk in yet? Moron.
12. betenoir - September 14, 2007 3:38 PM
@#3
Gotta love racist trolls! They're so far down on the food chain, even the amoeba don't want them.
You recessive gene, melanin deprived ignoramus! Go sit in the sun and get cancer!
13. Notanicegirl - September 14, 2007 3:38 PM
Wait for it... he's going to write another book... "If I did that too."
14. um - September 14, 2007 3:42 PM
# 12
get over it.
Ah, OJ. Yeah I hope he writes a book as elaborately as his last.
15. Texas Tranny - September 14, 2007 3:45 PM
What a fucking dipshit.
16. Tatiana - September 14, 2007 3:45 PM
FRIST!!!!!111!ONE!!!11ELEVEN!!
Well, maybe not.
17. Matthew - September 14, 2007 3:47 PM
hey oj will get away with it again and is he still tryin g to find "the real killers" hey oj your the real killer killed two people
18. nicole - September 14, 2007 3:52 PM
WTF is the matter with this guy? If I managed to kill two people and got away with it, you would never hear from me again.
He is truly a narcissistic sociopath. He may kill again. I would not be at all surprised.
19. Texas Tranny - September 14, 2007 3:55 PM
JIMBO............
Paging JIMBO............
20. cracked - September 14, 2007 3:56 PM
Lol, what a buttmonkey.
21. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - September 14, 2007 3:57 PM
SAVE THE JUICE! ahahahahaha
22. Larry Craig - September 14, 2007 3:58 PM
MARK FOLEY......
Paging MARK FOLEY....
23. n!gger - September 14, 2007 4:00 PM
Sounds like the some of you can't face reality.
24. Johnnie Cochran - September 14, 2007 4:02 PM
#1, relax, don't lose your head over this...
25. Mike - September 14, 2007 4:05 PM
The first three responders were Nicole, Ron, and a n!gger.
Now that's fuckin funny.
26. MartinLutherKing - September 14, 2007 4:07 PM
Somebody had a dream, Fish, but it doubt it was this publicity stunt!
27. wedgeone - September 14, 2007 4:12 PM
Nicole was asking for it, for a long time. Didn't any of you read about the way she was living her life? Total slut. I'm not really excusing OJ, but still, she was fucking asking for it if you ask me.
28. Hecubus - September 14, 2007 4:20 PM
Wait a minute here, are you suggesting OJ Simpson murdered his wife and her lover ?????? How DARE you ????? I have never heard such horrible slanderous lies. OJ a murderer ? It's disgusting that you would attempt to besmerch the character of such a kind gentle loving man with your filthy lies.
29. argh - September 14, 2007 4:23 PM
25: LMAO!
30. Rose - September 14, 2007 4:34 PM
I hope he writes another book that gets canceled.
The guy is a freakin' murderer that rubs it in any chance, and he goes and does this? UGH.
31. Captain Sloppy - September 14, 2007 4:43 PM
What a zany guy! What wacky stunt will he pull next? I know, he'll join Al Quada and blow up the Walmart in Billings, Montana..
32. FRIST!!! - September 14, 2007 4:49 PM
This guy always gets away with murder...
33. David - September 14, 2007 4:51 PM
Could we ask for a better story than this? Picturing the crime sets the comedy bar unbelievably high. He's outdoing Mike Tyson.
What next for "The Juice"? Smuggling heroin? Trading nuclear arms with terrorists? Is he capable of surprising us again?
34. wedgeone - September 14, 2007 4:57 PM
#27 - Nobody asked you,schack, so just shut the flying fuck up and go outside for some fresh air. The stank of you & your computer being velcroed to this site for 3 straight days is starting to get to your Mom when she comes downstairs to do the laundry.
35. Marian - September 14, 2007 5:02 PM
He could shoot three people on the jury, on live television and there would be people screaming support for him. And he'd probably get acquitted. Again.
Guy deserves to be catching passes in prison.
36. wedgeone - September 14, 2007 5:03 PM
I'll admit it, I've got a big crush on black male athletes! They're so...horsey. Yum.
37. rusty - September 14, 2007 5:04 PM
I'd hit it.
Oh, wait. I thought this was a different topic.
38. Nikky Raney - September 14, 2007 5:12 PM
im so sick of him.
39. ha - September 14, 2007 5:13 PM
#12 how do you know that #3 is white? Your stereotypical comment shows that you are indeed, a racist at the same level of #3. Good work.
40. havoc - September 14, 2007 5:17 PM
Christ.....HOMER Simpson has more integrity than this guy.
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42. Bump Gossip - September 14, 2007 5:41 PM
Man, this guy never gives up does he? Why doesn't he just clink away and stay out of the public eye? Maybe he should get a job at his local 7-Eleven or something.
43. B. Obama - September 14, 2007 5:44 PM
#41 - don't you have a color monitor? It would have been more appropriate to post the Emancipation Proclamation.
44. whackjob - September 14, 2007 6:25 PM
None of it is OJ's fault. His actions are in keeping with what happens when the white man continues to keep African-Americans down as they have throughout history and today. He had no choice but to kill those two, nor did he have any choice in robbing Mr. Beardsly. It's whitey's fault. If he'd have gotten a fair chance in America he wouldn't have....
HAHAHAHAHA! What a stupid sonofabitch! Wonder if coke was involved. He longs for jail? See-ya. Watch out for that karma wheel ya dumfuk.
45. paco - September 14, 2007 6:28 PM
...hey...did someone darken this photo?
46. Amanda - September 14, 2007 6:30 PM
Fourtyfuckingsixth, bitches!
47. jEnsmo - September 14, 2007 6:32 PM
murderer...murderer...murderer....theif...theif...theif...murderer....murderer...murderer...
The good news? He'll get his judgement one day.
48. Kiwi - September 14, 2007 6:45 PM
Bah.. he's such an attention whore.
49. Hollywood Agent - September 14, 2007 7:08 PM
I still can't believe that no one has snuffed out this guy already.
I saw his daughter about 10+ years ago at the public library in Brentwood. The press weren't even there bothering her. She was with a couple of other children studying and whispering to each other. I felt so sorry for her having such a monster as her father.
50. Hollywood Agent - September 14, 2007 7:11 PM
#41 -
Stop with the Cut and Paste already. You're just wasting space on this earth.
51. STeve - September 14, 2007 7:33 PM
wonder if they had cameras....every casino has thyem everywhere
52. WildwolfWoman - September 14, 2007 7:39 PM
@ 31-Captain sloppy....What? a black man in Montana??? WAY WEIRD MAN!!!!
No way!!
Way!
I take it you've never been?
53. Chauncey Gardner - September 14, 2007 8:00 PM
The next time I kill some motherfuckers, or stage a break-in, I'm going to wear an O.J. mask. Apparently, you can get away with just about anything if people think you're him. It's the perfect disguise.
54. Ted from LA - September 14, 2007 8:03 PM
This just in!!!
It turns out OJ DID steal all the the shit he is accused of and hid the entire load (no pun intended) in one of his former lawyer's daughter's ass.
55. Amanda - September 14, 2007 8:25 PM
Like that's a big surprise. This motherfucker did it all, and everyone knows it.
No shit #53! We all need that fucking mask!
56. GTBurns - September 14, 2007 8:31 PM
#27 You are right Nicole was a world class skank, and was leeching of of OJ. Same with Bonnie Lee Blakley, she was a dirty money grubbing tramp looking to get knocked up so some man would support her useless ass.
Seen it all time, had people I worked with who are paying child support out the ass to some skank, who is then blowing most of that money on themselves not the kid.
Denise was on every talk show crying how her sister was some sort of Saint, PUH-LEEZ. Sure it was wrong to murder them, and OJ is a waste of life who just happened to be good at Football.
57. betenoir - September 14, 2007 9:25 PM
#39
Is that you Forrest??? (As in Gump)
Did you hear what #39 called you, #3?
Run Forest run!!! This comments section is way too deep for you.
58. rentfan1491 - September 14, 2007 9:31 PM
Nicole was an angel! I didn't know her, but from what she's written that I've read, she sounds so sweet and nice.
59. LOL - September 14, 2007 9:53 PM
I laughed so hard reading this post that I think I peed my pants a little. I got a new rhyme to help get him out of jail time. "If he didn't pull the trigger, you must acquit that nigg@." Quick, somebody go dig up Johnny Cochrane's corpse.
60. nagger please - September 14, 2007 9:53 PM
There's no such thing as a good black man.. They're all crooks who whine to other races to take care of them..
61. nagger please shut up - September 14, 2007 10:09 PM
Racial insults and slurs are so 1955. Please come up with a new schtick to get attention. (Or at least don blonde extensions and post your nonsense on youtube so we can all have a good laugh at your expense.)
62. nagger please - September 14, 2007 10:16 PM
The truth hurts, Sambo.
63. nagger please remove the cock from your mouth - September 14, 2007 10:27 PM
Oooohhhh, sambo. You dug real deep for that one, didn't you? I'll give you +1 for creativity. Now please go back to eating out your mother/sister or making moonshine or hunting squirrel. (BTW . . . good job typing with those webbed fingers of yours. Good to know that all that hillbilly inbreeding hasn't hindered your ability to make an ass of your yourself on the internet.)
64. Scott - September 14, 2007 10:34 PM
OJ, OJ, OJ will you never learn! The cops are going to pinch youfor jaywalking if they get the chance. Lay low, got to Brazil or somewhere. Johnnie Cochran and Robert Kardashian are dead now, so you might not get out of this fix.
65. JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin - September 14, 2007 11:24 PM
Sweet. Now OJ may actually go to jail. Cochran is not here to bail out your pathetic black ass, OJ.
66. nina - September 14, 2007 11:27 PM
#41
do you know how to post sort?
67. Nowthatisjustsad - September 14, 2007 11:27 PM
Just waiting on him to be convicted of boosting a car and smuggling coke across the border.... to fund the search for the killers.
68. Miles Gloriosus - September 15, 2007 1:38 AM
From the Associated Press Writers:
The creatures came down the Palace Station casino hotel hallway with a low shambling gait, their knuckles grazing the ground with each step. One of the creatures, slowing momentarily, left a long brown streak on the hotel carpet as it dragged its hindquarters. Soft inquisitive hoots intermixed with the sounds of snuffling, as they sniffed each doorway. Finally, having found the right smell, they broke through one of the doors.
In the room, Alfred Beardsley, a real estate agent and Simpson memorabilia collector was rudely awakened: "What in the hell?"
The following contains portions of a transcript of a 911 call to Las Vegas 911 PSAP:
911 operator #1: "Please calm down . . . I can't understand you."
911 operator #1: "What, what, bigfoot?"
Alfred Beardsley: "I se (mmph mmph) a yar(n ay) . . . HELP!!!"
911 operator #1 to 911 operator #2(in background): "Something about . . . I think a yard-ape . . ."
911 operator #2 to 911 operator #1(in background): "Let me talk to him."
911 operator #2: "Sir, can you speak more distinctly, we can't understand you. We can't help you unless we can understand you."
Alfred Beardsley: "Fucking per(sh muhe) . . ."
911 operator #2 to 911 operator #1(in background): "I think he's talking about porchmonkeys or something . . ."
In the hotel room, Alfred Beardsley eyed the group of creatures nervously. "What do you want?"
"Oooh oooh ahh ahh O-O-O-O-O O-O-O-O-O O-O-O-O-O"
Alfred Beardsley, baffled and confused, was staring at the odd group when suddenly one of the creatures thrust a pistol in his face: "WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH!", shrieked the creature.
Alfred was frozen in place as the creatures began sniffing around the hotel room. Slowly, randomly, they gathered OJ Simpson memorabilia identified by smell from around the room.
"Mr., Mr. Simpson, is that you?" asked an astonished Beardsley.
"O-O-O-O-O O-O-O-O-O O-O-O-O-O WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH!", shrilled the animal.
911 operator #1: "A brown smear on the hallway carpet?"
Alfred Beardsley: "Yes, definitely, and greasy pawprints all over the hotel room!"
911 operator #1: "Did one of the creatures look like Kanye West?"
Alfred Beardsley: "No, I think more like OJ Simpson . . ."
Later, the Las Vegas P.D. identified the pawprints as belonging to OJ Simpson and his associates. The brown smear was identified by DNA analysis as poo from the vagina of OJ Simpson, and not from the vagina of Kanye Kornhole West. A 9mm handgun was found amidst a stash of bananas and watermelons in the hotel room of OJ Simpson . . .
69. mrs. apotheosis - September 15, 2007 10:19 AM
hi. my husband Brandon posts on the superficial forums as "apotheosis". I have a new blog about his online romantic and sexual relationships with female posters.
http://mrsapotheosis.wordpress.com/page/2/
70. mrsmustelid - September 15, 2007 3:54 PM
Ditto 69! I couldn't have said it better myself!
71. Miguelito - September 15, 2007 7:32 PM
#27, you're not allowed to just kill all the skanks that you want. Refer to the prayer to Michael the Archangel: "Be our protection against the snares and wickedness of the devil, and of all the other unclean spirits that wander the earth seeking the ruin of souls."
In other words, there are certain demons in feminine form who deliberately DRIVE men to kill them, so that they'll lose their souls. You know how to spot these female demons? Well... They fuck black guys!
I don't care how politically correct you are, there is something very unnatural and degrading about a black man and a white woman together, everyone feels it in their heart of hearts. Spike Lee agrees with me.
72. nagger please - September 15, 2007 7:40 PM
If we brought back lynching crime would drop 80%..
73. Missystar - September 15, 2007 8:00 PM
This ass clown has set back racial relations another 50 years...God forbid anyone should just see him as a profoundly fucked-up person, as opposed to a profoundly fucked-up BLACK person.
74. Jeez - September 15, 2007 9:20 PM
Aww Jeez #25, you cracked me up! VERY astute observation!
75. Ted from LA - September 15, 2007 9:21 PM
I'm with you last lady who typed before me (Missystar). Skin color has nothing to do with ones willingness to slice up two human beings. In fact, most serial killers are white. Karma will get OJ eventually. Did anyone find out if they found the stolen goods in the ass of his former lawyer's daughter? I heard that is where he hid the goods. If the police need a hint, she is probably wearing sweats.
76. Kitty Carlisle - September 15, 2007 10:33 PM
O. J. Simpson is a filthy murdering pig. What's a little theft when you've already committed double-homocide?
77. DaddyzGirl - September 15, 2007 11:05 PM
Been to Fish many times...I'm addicted!!! Never posted before but felt compelled this time. May I just say WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!!!! Maybe he could get 25 to life for this instead....
78. sharpeidude - September 16, 2007 3:48 AM
The good thing about it is that this fuckwad OJ will never be able to afford another "Dream Team" bunch of shysters. He may be fucked this time.
79. THE DEAN! - September 16, 2007 9:43 AM
DId I just read some bullshit! I think that I just did!
1st: what the fuck is up with this(It is no such thing as a good black man?)
Who the fuck gave you that theory? Where are you getting your bullshit statistics? and to all of the white racist scums on this page, F*CK YOU!
It is bad people out here no matter what race they are! Chinese, white, spanish, pole,etc.. they all commit crimes! that just goes to show you that it is still racism, and close minded hicks that live out here! inscest, inbreded, bitches! If anything they should lynch rednecks! This world would be a better place! RID the earth of racism! That goes for people that are racist against their own race to!
And If you want to be real! Mark furman fucked that up for you! He lied, about whether he was racist, or not! He effin lied! Another racist Ass cop, that got caught with his foot in his mouth! The wack @ss procecuters Lost that for you people! IF IT DOESN'T FIT, YOU ACQUIT!
#2) to all of the racist dumb@sses
what about
Jeffery Dahmer, I think that he murdered 17 MEN, they were all black!
Ted Bundy, he killed college co-eds, ALL white (pure....LMAO)girls! A SHAME!
John Wayne Gacy, he murdered...33 young white gay men!
Don't you just loved getting schooled! SO before you resort to petty racism, I will be back to school you again! OK! Class dismissed! BITCH!
80. Miles Gloriosus - September 16, 2007 11:37 AM
The bright lights flashed and cameras clicked and whined among the assembled crowd of reporters, as Alfred Beardsley teetered back and forth, clutching his the pens, pencils and calculator in his left front shirt pocket. A microphone was shoved into his face: "Mr. Beardsley, can you tell us what happened?"
"Well", said Alfred, "it all started . . ."
(cue: pan in close to Alfred's eyes)
(cue: harp chords)
(cue: watery screen effects - dream/memory sequence)
(cue: pan back out from Alfred's eyes)
Alfred Beardsley peeked out from between his fingers, as he slowly parted the shower curtains.
"Oooh oooh oooh, aaah, aaah aaah, kaWAaa, kaWAaa, tooki-tooki, tooki-tooki, rivet-rivet, rivet-rivet", the sounds of the jungle were all around him; wild animals were about!
On the tips of his toes, crouching down, knees bent, he began to tip-toe out of the hotel bathroom. Fingertips touching the doorjamb, with infinite caution, narrowed eyes shifting first right, then left, he peered around the corner and out into his hotel bedroom. Alfred Beardsley was on safari . . . in his hotel room . . . in the Palace Station casino . . . in the dark heart of darkest Las Vegas . . .
81. gerard Vandenberg - September 16, 2007 11:19 PM
ONCE A CRIMINAL, ALWAYS A CRIMINAL, BET?
82. gary - September 17, 2007 5:29 AM
he might just need the old hertz rental car now, of course he will steal it but all the same , we shouldnt pick on the poor black folks they have been held down and they have a right to steal it back! hahahahaah idiot!
83. Miles Gloriosus - September 17, 2007 6:44 AM
From the Associated Press Writers:
OJ Simpson is now being held without bond.
The Las Vegas PD failed an attempted perp walk with Simpson until they took off the cuffs, which resulted in a low shambling gait, his knuckles grazing the ground at every step. Asked if he wanted an attorney, he reportedly said "O-O-O-O O-O-O-O O-O-O-O! A-A-A-H A-A-A-H A-A-A-H!" before eating his own feces.
He is currently being housed in the Las Vegas Zoo, in the Groid Section of the Ape House. Also on display are Kanye West and Barak Obama. Viewing hours are from 9am to 5pm.
$7.00 adults
$5.00 for children ages 2-12 and seniors aged 62 and older
Free for children under 2
84. FACE - September 17, 2007 7:01 AM
The white men sound like liars - not unlike the LAPD in the murder case. OJ will get off again. Live with it, crackers.
85. Rosemary - September 17, 2007 9:44 AM
Kill this bastard.
86. ambidextroushandjob - September 17, 2007 11:38 AM
#68, 60, 83 I loathe and despise OJ. And regardless of how you style yourself, you're a fucking asshole.
87. Miles Gloriosus - September 17, 2007 6:20 PM
@86: "#68, 60, 83 I loathe and despise OJ." Yeah, right. He slits peoples' throats and commits armed robberies and you're having a hissy fit over a couple of monkey jokes. lmao!
88. justsaying - September 18, 2007 5:31 AM
#87 Exactly, he's a killer, so hate OJ for what he is and does instead of resorting to racist shite that clouds the issue - he's so perfectly hateable so why ruin a good setup? Stop being in love with yourself for about 3 minutes - you're long-winded, repetitive and not particularly funny, regardless of what mummy tells you.
89. Chris mankey - September 18, 2007 10:41 AM
"@86: "#68, 60, 83 I loathe and despise OJ." Yeah, right. He slits peoples' throats and commits armed robberies and you're having a hissy fit over a couple of monkey jokes. lmao!"
Please shut your fucking racist! Your mother must be proud of you! Move out of her basement soon, cunt!
90. ambidextroushandjob - September 18, 2007 3:15 PM
#87 You miss the point, probably because you're a fucking asshole. When you trot out the "monkey jokes" (is that what that interminably long fart was?), you give the late Mr. Johnny and OJ a leg to stand on by allowing them to play the oh-so-overused and convenient racist card.
Thanks for validating their otherwise invalid argument - now kindly shut your pretentious cake hole and go back to that screenplay you've been working on for the past 15 years or so.
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91. Miles Gloriosus - September 20, 2007 8:56 PM
Oh my! Somebody 's ticked! Such angry hissy fits!
You two sheep should relax; take some ludes, dudes, you'll soon regain your state of ovine placidity . . .
92. Peter Bagetakos - December 12, 2007 3:15 PM
If Simpson's lawyers did not play the race card, their "frame up" theory would have been laughable. Just Allan Park's testimony on the night of the murder should have convicted Simpson.
Now I know how black people must have felt when there was overwhelming evidence against a white defendant who had committed a crime against one of them, and the all white jury let him go.