Sep 24 2007Nicole Richie is pregnant and in a bikini...again

Ouch! my eyes

and I was the first??

shit i wanted to be first.

she looks healthier.

I don't think she is going to be able to stand up straight when she is like 8 months pregnant. That will make for some hilarious photo-ops.

we hate joel, yes?

She better get out of the sun soon, or the baby will start to cook in there. In the medical profession we call this the Easy Baked Oven Effect.

"...watching his pregnant girlfriend do all the work....."???? All what work? Laying a towel down on the chair? Fish dude....she's PREGNANT not CRIPPLED. She's perfectly capable of laying a towel down for herself.

Does she just hang around and lounge all day in a bikini? So basically she does the same thing that she did before she was pregnant. That kid is going to be so alien looking when it comes out.

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Wow, she's got tits now. And she looks waaaay healthier with some more meat on her too. Too bad she's so fucking ugly, good god.

I wouldn't call laying out her towel "work". She's pregnant, not handicapped. I had my third baby in three years last February. My husband is helpful enough, but he works all day. I did everything around the house (laundry, cleaning, bathing kids, etc, etc) right up until I gave birth. Pregnancy is tiring, but it's not an excuse to be a lazy bum.

I thought you weren't "into oxen" Fish? What gives?

Ameeerrrrica, Amerrrrica, God shed His grace on thee!

Gawd...imagine popping out your first day on earth and these two faces are the ones staring back at you?

MmmHmm tasty looking hottie! My tongue and taste buds are aroused!

My sources are saying she now implores :
"No. Wait. Two...TWO fries with that "

Looks like Joel needs to try tattooing some hair onto the back of his head...

They are such a cute couple, and she is such a cute prego.

She looks great! Joel, however, he could use some help!

She actually dosent look that bad. Can someone explain to me why she is famous again. I forgot what she has done.

nice tits

really ppl I am not seeing the reason for these two making news ...who the f*ck really cares about these two nobody's!!!

The baby belly is kinda cute, but her naked face just proves why Hollywood make-up artists make so much money.

Her ex-fiancee is the DJ, who holds the earphones and occasionally shifts his weight. This guy must have some kind of musical ability, he's a singer

Nice bald spot Joel.

That Joel Madden is one inbred, double-Y chromosome, punkass little bitch. I would LOVE to punch him in the face.

wow her boobs grown larger. stil i prefer skinny nicole. she looks sexier.

Stop it, enough! Thats disgusting and the fact your reporting on her is even more disgusting. She's just gross.

I'm sorry that I'm a huge fucking tool and my mom's a cunt. It IS retarded to go about screaming first all the time...I'll leave now...

he wasn't referring to only laying down a towel. click the pictures. view them. she was carrying TWO full bags, while he carried a laptop and grabbed a juice or some whatnot out of the bag.

She looks great! Healthy. Yay!

She will be a cute mom...and I think she will take good care of her kiddo for some reason, even with all of her antics.

DO NOT WANT

is it just me or does she look like Bonnie (Joe's wife) from family guy? only when she wearing a bikini. just picture her with black hair. I tried to find a pic but i couldn't find one.

Puhleeze......slow news day?

Right #33 - So I'm about ready for -
And in other news...
I'm banned from Huffington Post again. Some guy named Mort won't tolerate any comments from the Binkster on the 'Left Wing' site.
(After seeing Bill M. argue with a CIA guy about foreign policy - I'm beginning to see a pattern. )
Huf-po's Brownshirts on Morty's blog won't let this one by:
{"'How do I get this comment pass the 'Truth Police' guidelines ?
Hummm:
'This site is a joke for allowing this crap.
Maybe not.
'Ms Huffington is a cutie, but, Mort, 9-11 was an inside job'?
I think that one's gone as well.
"Mort I've googled : 'Urban Moving Systems' and still have a few questions about the 'Five Dancing Israelis'"
Probably not. Oh Well. The truth will set you free... "}

Oh and Nicole - you look gr8 !

The Fish - all the news that's fit to print

OMG this Joel guy is hideous...... how could ANYONE want to reproduce with him?? and Nicole Richie was the LAST person i thought would get pregnant
WTF their kids are going to be really hideous
LOLZ.

PS: Joel's toes are really gross

PPS: and his body is disgusting. WHAT A FAT ASS.

TMZ , like a show, was on the TV tonight apres Colbert.
Lost the remote.
Suddenly I realized I was in Hell - and aaaaaaaa! was watching.

John Carpenter couldn't make this stuff up....

Oh and ummm,,,, no offence aaaaaaaa!.

You forgot to describe him as, 'balding'.

That is gonna be one fugly baby.

I haven't seen Hilary Duff lately, has she been knocked up too?

F*ck !!!!she's a nobody HOE
no talent usless cold fish

who the f*ck gets "sock" tatoos this guy is a freak
Nicole is just white trash adopted by a black man with $
trashy pregnant hoe

"trashy pregnant hoe" ?
I've heard she was a LADY.

Once, twice,
or three times...

(Then again I heard 9-11 was an inside job, but that would be repeating my usual material lately so I won't say that right now...)

She's looking healthy for once in a long time. Good for her!

Joel is NOT FAT! He's normal. Maybe if you stopped looking at pictures of anorexic bodybuilders you'd know what a normal male body looks like.

...see how silly you sound when you say that crap, ladies?

The hottest sex is with pregnant girls!!!

Her and her kid can share clothes!

#49 - I agree. Must be something about the hormones!

she looks better preggers than she did un-preggers. healthy...with the whole glowing thing going on.

What ethnicity is she? I mean, her dad is mostly black. Anyone know this? Is she adopted? Stolen? I just wonder what the lil' bean will look like, aside from fugly, obviously.

cocaine is a helluva drug

the psychosis, the weight loss, the bloating...

bitch isn't pregnant. she just drank some water.

@53 After looking at her bare belly in the last pic, I believe that she was adopted from that Ethernopian from South Park named Starvin' Marvin. Lionel Ritchie really wanted the Teiko digital sports watch as a free gift with his adoption.

Click *bing* gluk.
Seriously, she looks like a lab rat from the Baltics.

More giant sunglasses. Ugh.

I would do her, only thing is that i wouldn't want to have to pay for the therapy she would need afterwards from all the traumatization she got from getting done dirty. Yay pregnant bitches!!!

Too bad she didn't vacuum that little fucker out. Now she isn't anything more than just your ordinary fat American pig.

HAVE AT IT TUBBY SUPERFICIAL POSTERS!

Look at Joel-asswipe, Carrying his laptop to the beach. Great fun! I'm just glad I'm not tattooed like that.

i'm pretty sure southern baptists don't visit this website, zing

nobody cares about killing unborn babies or making fat jokes.

p.s. hey, does anyone know whatever happened to gluttony being a sin?

HIDEOUS!

I wonder who's more ashamed of who in this relationship. They both have a very solid argument.

What the hell is that in Picture Eight? Is that pubes sticking out of her bikini bottom or some nasty wrinkles? What the fuck!

Uh, doesn't she know that after 16 weeks you're not supposed to lay on your back for any amount of time? It cuts off the blood supply to the baby b/c your uterus shifts on to your major arteries. But then, i suppose the malnutrition and drugs won't be good for the kid either... suppose not getting enough oxygen is par for the course.

You just have to love pregger titties!

As for ethnicity, don't forget #53, she's adopted. Lionel isn't her real daddy. Some roadie for Lionel is the biological father.

WOW i wish I could be a lazy ass and lay out in the sun all day, every day. I think i just may be happy if I did that.

Starla, post 66. The artery is called the Vena Cava and it cuts off blood supply to mother NOT baby. If the fetus weighs enough, the pressure on the vena cava can cause the mother to feel light headed, dizzy, even faint. It can also affect the mother's blood pressure and put her at higher risk for back pain. Laying in the sun for an hour or so isn't putting Nicole or her unborn at risk. Relax.

What's the point of being so wealthy if all you can fuck is an ugly guy ?

He is horrible ! Short, pasty white skin, ugly black hair, tiny pig eyes, tatoos all over, disgusting !

Getting pregnant saved this stupid bitches life..........

Just one word for that dirtbag Madden - UGLY

She no longer looks anorexic. That's good.

The thing I really like is the ultra stark white, tattooed newt, with the nice big bald spot on the crown of his head, that’s just hanging around watching her do all the work ... NICE!

Oh yeah and another thing ... black is such a cool beachy color!!! Madden RULES, what a trend setter!

I want to see those swollen mellons.
Porker.

I want to see those swollen mellons.
Porker.

I am soooo happy to see thats she is starting to eat.. best thing that happen to her was getting pregnant!!

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I didn't think that it was healthy to be pregnant and sunning.

BABYGLYNISS, YOU'RE HOT!!!

The boobs are a welcome addition. Plus, it's good to know that she's eating and putting the baby first.
(We'll probably find out later that behind closed doors she's smoking crack and drinking a bottle of Jack everyday)

She actually looks really nice because of those "couple" pounds.

look at this,,,she has boobs,,,then again the pregnancy mess it up...

Joel Madden would get his balls kicked into his chest cavity in any city outside of bubbleland LA. Emo wanker... so lets' go tick the originality boxes for... the 80s eyeliner, the fake angst lyrics and borrowed music, the he~man tats? no! so far no ticks damn...

Oh, all that pish above and Tattoos do not make you a real man, sonny.

Okay people, she is PREGNANT! give her some slack. Do YOU know what it's like to be pregnant? NO! So shut the hell up. She looks SOOO much better than before. I feel bad for this baby though...shouldn't she NOT be dying her hair? Same with Christina Aguilera.

I feel so sorry for her! I never saw him helping her! Maybe that's why she looks so damn tired and beat up. She should ditch him for sure. No doubt he is retarded.

she looks funny why does she show us that bad stomatch!

Everyone makes mistakes on this journey we call LIFE. The really important thing is that we learn from it. Also your can't have a future by living in the past.

70. LauraE - I can't figure out what Hilary Duff was thinking. She probably eats cockroach shit if she would come within 200 feet of this useless hack.

71. LauraE - You forgot flabby and bloated. Actually I think pale is his good point. Has anyone heard that more than brief exposure to UV rays isn't especially healthy?

73. SR -you can't leave out "untalented". I don't believe anyone could be more ugly than he is untalented (but darn it if the squatty little STD isn't trying!) .