Sep 11 2007Natasha Lyonne is still alive and looking awesome

well....it's not like she was hot to start with.

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

"No, I'm being completely serious, veggi, you look great!"

Who the fuck is she?

is she pregnant? and smoking?

haha p0nk troooollllllll. Seriously, I would fuck you if I looked like that. And I'd be the one doing the pity fuck.

I dont know who she is ... but-- she is either pregnant or that is a serious gut.

Is she pregnant?

It looks like she is taking the walk of shame.

Free Willy!

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Yes, she is pregnant. Imagine her painted green... and yes, Shrek is the father.

who is she?

For a second I thought it was Buttney.

xrist wally, if you would put as much energy into getting a real life as you do trolling other people, you could end up a respectable person some day.

Whale on the beach

She was in the original American Pie. She was the girl who gave advise to the main character (forget his name).

I was going to start stalking Paris, but I have changed my mind. Where can I find this babe? I am hotter than Texas Tranny at a fire station

...and speaking psychotic sea mammals, humphrey needs help finding her way back to the herd.

if she is pregnant, which would explain the fatness why the fuck is she smoking?!

American Pie, Slums of Beverly Hills, But I'm a Cheerleader... A lot of great indie movies then that American (steaming shit) Pie then she almost died or something. Disappeared and I thought she was dead or hiding in Costa Rica. Glad she's alive. Sorry she ate a baby. Fuck, I'll still tap that. Chick is pretty awesome in the good movies.

Nothing to worry about as long as you aren't a dog

Aside from obviously consuming copious amounts of calories and making toddlers cry.......what does a Natasha Lyonne do?

I just love the milky white droppy tits. That hot!!!

She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

I would ram my rod so far up her ass, she'd taste it!

These are the pics to go with "Meet the Women of The Superficial"in this month's National Geographic.

AND????shouldn't this have been, erm, interesting or something?

I think this is a recreation of of our prehistoric ancestors crawling out of the primeval ooze.

27---Don't you mean meet the superficial women who are actually boys with little penises pretending to be pretty?

Wedgeone! You take that back mister!

"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"
--Herman Melville
Moby Dick

"I think this is a recreation of of our prehistoric ancestors crawling out of the primeval ooze."

Huh? I MEANT 'I think this is a re-creation of our prehistoric ancestors crawling out of the primeval ooze.' Sorry.

My soul hurts.

@30 - don't drag TT into this.

"But I'm a Cheerleader" is a freaking hilarious movie.

I think she must be pregnant here.

Who the fuck is Natasha Lyonne?

Cut her some slack.... she MUST be pregnant, and she was already ugly during her prime years.

27 & 30, after already been subjected to the view of wally's pink penis, National Geographic would be a vast step up.

At least you can see that she's gained weight. That means she's not a meth addict anymore, right?

Definitely pregnant so cut her some slack. Smoking while pregnant?!?! Fucking irresponsible fat cow!

#39 - so what was it like sucking him?

she was on american pie 1 and 2 and she is infamous telling her neighbor or someone that she will rape the person's dog

I've seen that penis.
*shudder*

Her body makes men gay.

She is so NOT pregnant. If she were even barely pregnant, her boobs would look so much better. Pregnant boobs - firm and perky. Non-pregnant boobs - fried eggs on a hook.

It looks and tastes like a dog's penis.

...err...so I've heard...

42, you'll have to tell me. i wasn't one of the ones honored to received the autographed pics of it. although i'm sure "woodhorse" has way to many letters, so you probably didn't get one either.

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Someone save that manatee!

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whoooooooooooooo CARES!?

I loved her in Monster.

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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking nasty! and you bitches mean to tell me that you are all on BRITNEY SPEARS! at least she has a reason to be a little thick, which isn' that bad looking! this bitch has to be pregnant! I really hope so!

Whenever I see a picture of Natasha Lyonne, I can't help thinking about two things: 1) the singer from that one-hit wonder band, Whale, and 2) chronic diarrhea.

Ok, jrz, you win. The beaches of New Jersey look great! But you should consider checking out some of the newer swimwear designs...

Let's not go there, Stallion.

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She isn't pregnant, and I don't think any of these comments are particularly funny. She almost died, and was addicted to ridiculous drugs. She looks like a person looks when they actually successfully complete rehab. Your body is used to being in starvation mode, so once you start eating normally again, you put on weight. I think right now it is more important for her to stay clean than it is to worry about how she looks. Even if she is working on it, belly fat is the hardest to get rid of.

#59 amdoodle - I'm going to go waaaaaaay out on a limb and say maybe this site isn't for you.

once again then, proof rehab won't make you pretty.

awww poor girl, I always kinda liked her. Slums of Beverly Hills is hilarious, so is Comic Book Villians...and I'll always have a soft spot for But I'm a Cheerleader because the lesbian group on campus gave a showing of it and had tons of free food

I'd fuck her except I heard she's kike 'n' dyke with a rank gash and hairy armpits.

@ #2...so did I, but it was more than a little

WHY FISH WHY???

Nothing says, "HOT!!", like a nasty old fat broad walking the beach at high noon , sporting evening wear by Target and taking a big pull off a square.

A few years ago, I read in the NYPost that she was sent to the hospital because she almost died of heroin. They showed a picture of her apartment and it did look like a crack house. The building she lived in was owned by Michael Rappaport. I'm glad to see she's still alive and hope she's doing better.

It's safe to say that celebrity-ism is only for teflon psyches.

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she was always ugly to me. Just keep her away from your pet dog. I hear she is into having sex with real dogs

DAMN that is nasty, is she preg or is that afuckin beer belly?

I used to love this chick. Freeway 2 is one of the best movies ever. Ah well.

Someone please dig up that "I'm going to fuck your dog" article from Jane Magazine. Oldie but a goodie.

Well folks, the good news is she isn't pregnant - She's looked like that since july of last year. (google natasha lyonne pregnant) unless she's part elephant.

The bad news is ....well look at her. I do wonder if perhaps she has cushing's disease, that would explain why her legs and arms look like they belong on a more slender person.

thats just gross! who is this ugly bitch?

Knocked UP. Totally. That only leaves one question. Who the hell would screw Natasha Lyonne???

Ok first I have to say that The Superficial is my favorite site and usually I think its absolutely hilarious, and I guess this comment is directed more towards the people commenting than it is to the writer of the site. Anyway, Natasha is a good friend of mine and no she is NOT pregnant, these are just some unfortunate pics of her but she's been battleing addiction for a little over a year now and getting sober changes your body and metabolism dramatically so go easy on her. Some of this shit was horribly cruel.

Couldn't she "battle addiction" without showing off her flapjack tits, or without sneering in that disgusting way? The expressions on her face are more nasty than her beached-narwhal bod.

Just because someone was on drugs doesn't make them special and exempt from criticism. Something tells me this girl had more problems than just drugs, like a spoiled, cunty personality.

For those who keep asking who she is... seriously... with the time it took you to type out just her name you could have found out... I mean come on... it's not that much effort to type into google or imdb...

That swimsuit is a lot sexier than the bodybag she could have been in, had she not cleaned her life up. See Lindsay or Britney next summer.

I didn't know that Janice Joplin was still alive!

Nope, she's not pregnant, it's just a gut. See http://popsugar.com/gallery/713?page=0,0,3

What a fat, disgusting, pale, chain-smoking piece of white trash.

If that cow needs motivation to pull its shit together, these pics should do the trick.

Looks like she ate a whole cafeteria full of American Pies.

If you replaced her boobs with duplicates of Richard Simmon's dick, they'd STILL look better than what she's got now.

Ms. Lyonne is actually quite a talented actress; I hope she can successfully beat her demons. Better to see her with some extra pounds than dead.

Watching this (fe)male in films always gave me the heebie jeebies. She's just very...creepy. And gross.

Pregnant, about 7-8 months. Some pregnant women do continue to smoke. The stress of quiting can be worse for the baby than smoking a pack a week. For all we know this is the one a day she allows herself.

That's gross... atleast cover up those nasty boobs. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww she looks like a drunken hooker from Hollywood and Vine.

WONKY SEA TROLL!!!!!!!! Who is this bitch??

"That swimsuit is a lot sexier than the bodybag she could have been in, had she not cleaned her life up."

Nah. After seeing these pics, most guys would vote for the bodybag.

Even in that outfit, I still notice the butter face more than anything.

Wow, she's only 27, I feel bad for her.

What a fucking beast!

I think she actually has ascities. That's when your abdomen becomes grossly enlarged due to liver failure. I had read she caught hep C due to sharing needles and prob has cirrhosis from all the drug and alcohol abuse. When they finally found her in the streets of NY, she had 2 collapsed lungs and was covered in sores. She was in ICU for a long time before ending up in rehab!

Oh Opal ! What happened to you!?!?!?!?!?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee-wee's_Playhouse

Why are you posting pictures of someone's pregnant high school gym teacher smoking on the beach?

Well, it's good to know that she's alive :/

"But yet"
Awesome grammar.
Again, you prove to your readers the true meaning of exceptional journalism.

Looks pregnant to me.

Flapjack tits comments aside...This chick was great in 'The Slums of Beverly Hills'. This is your brain, body, etc...on drugs. It's really too bad 'cause she had the potential to be a great actress.

Look, I know she's recovering from a heart infection, suffering with the hepatitis alphabet, and battling addiction, but she still reminds me of Marge Simpson's sister Velma. My advice: wear one of those stylish muumuu dresses until your metabolism regulates, sweetie.

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I love Natasha, but damn...she looks terrible. She's let herself go.