Sep 26 2007Natalie Portman is shy, filler
Not much going on today, so here's Natalie Portman out in New York being shy. I can't even remember the last time she was on the site. I think it was back in the 1920's. The site was black and white, and everytime a post went up there'd be a little kid on the corner with a funny hat yelling, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

Reader Comments
1. Mike - September 26, 2007 4:22 PM
NICE FUCKIN SET OF LEGS.........WOOOOOHOOOOOO.........Would love those around my ass while pounding her pussy.
2. dingbo - September 26, 2007 4:24 PM
nice pair of pins
3. wedgeone - September 26, 2007 4:25 PM
Actually the last time was a set of blowjob-on-a-boat pictures, so yeah, this set is filler.
4. jo smo - September 26, 2007 4:26 PM
How bout a nip slip or something..... throw a dog a bone
5. Adam S. - September 26, 2007 4:26 PM
What a fine-looking Jew!
6. Barry LeFarge - September 26, 2007 4:26 PM
She should use spray on tan to complete the oompa loompa look with that dress.
7. FRIST!!! - September 26, 2007 4:28 PM
Wedge, that was someone else I think
8. Jimbo - September 26, 2007 4:28 PM
Her boyishness is her hottest feature.
9. yukadoozer - September 26, 2007 4:29 PM
Leave this bore ass off. My kids day at school is more interesting.
10. cashitin - September 26, 2007 4:29 PM
The BJ on the boat pics were not NP they were of that chick in the Disney movies. Is that some acne I see on her left cheek?
11. David Horowitz - September 26, 2007 4:32 PM
I wonder if the Nazi pics on this page make her uncomfortable. I read somewhere that some of her relatives got roasted back in the day.
12. Hill - September 26, 2007 4:32 PM
Has she EVER done anything worth mentioning? (seriously... I'm not being sarcastic, either, I'm asking a question...)
13. Jimbo - September 26, 2007 4:34 PM
She was awesome in "The Professional." That one shot of her getting out of bed in her girl-boxers was amazing.
14. cashitin - September 26, 2007 4:34 PM
Star Wars - she was hot, hot, hot!!
15. hateclinton - September 26, 2007 4:35 PM
Man when will Zac Posen stop stealing my shirts?
16. Feet4U - September 26, 2007 4:37 PM
Gorgeous feet!!! What I'd give to lick and suck those peds!!!
17. Billdo - September 26, 2007 4:40 PM
I think there's better stuff out there. I just saw that Rosie O'Donnell slipped a nipple. Or maybe it was her belly button. Or a zit. Which roll is her tits, anyway?
18. havoc - September 26, 2007 4:40 PM
Christ, she got fat......
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19. SID - September 26, 2007 4:41 PM
@8
Sounds like you like little boys
20. PunkA - September 26, 2007 4:44 PM
She got LEGS, and knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them........
Amidala looking good.
By the way, ever seen "Beautiful Girls"?? She stole the show and has done it for me ever since.
21. jkdsgfdsk - September 26, 2007 4:46 PM
hahahha
she was sitting next to me in a club once, wasted and all, and she was still so boring!!!! just sort of danced (swayed) and smiled....and that was her DRUNK!! although i must say, she was with scarlett johansson and believe it or not, natalie was far prettier!!!
22. penis mightier - September 26, 2007 4:50 PM
12: Actually yes she has. You can download "Hotel Chavelier" from Itunes for free starting today and she's naked in it.
23. FRIST!!! - September 26, 2007 4:53 PM
#20, thank you, I was trying to remember the name of that movie, and I agree!
Well, not having done it for me, because I'm not gay.
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay...
24. Tim - September 26, 2007 4:55 PM
Fuck you for calling her "filler"!
Natalie Portman is too good for that shit.
25. DB - September 26, 2007 4:56 PM
she should cut off her hair
26. lohan - September 26, 2007 4:57 PM
anyone seen Closer??? she was great in it, and for all you men she plays a stripper for part of it.... seriously hot
27. Newman - September 26, 2007 5:01 PM
Though she's got some lickable gams, her feet/toes are kind of messed up. What's up with the “thumb” big-toes?!?!?!
28. Kenny - September 26, 2007 5:14 PM
hey, nice gams lady. gamerific!
29. Dork - September 26, 2007 5:15 PM
She's hot & isnt a crazy slut like everybody else in hollywood
30. Kenny - September 26, 2007 5:16 PM
I swear to god I didn't see Newman's post before I made my objectifying comment regarding Portman's so-called gams. 'tis true. Weird.
31. jacknasty - September 26, 2007 5:19 PM
Natalie is the prettiest girl on the planet throw in some great legs = awesome
32. steve - September 26, 2007 5:24 PM
Now that's a hot jew. If she ever did develop hemhorroids, each one of them would be prettier than sarah jessica parker's face.
By the way SJP= sarah jessica parker
SJP=stupid jewish princess.
Coincidence? I submit that it is not.
33. Jim Treacher - September 26, 2007 5:27 PM
Check out the stems on that broad. 23 skidoo!
34. joLIE - September 26, 2007 5:37 PM
Has she done anything good since Leon?
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35. jr - September 26, 2007 5:44 PM
iTunes just posted Wes Anderson's "Hotel Chevalier" for free. I just watched her in it and drooled.
36. Riotboy - September 26, 2007 5:53 PM
She still has it.
/"Bring me EVERYONE!!!!"
/Leon is still the bomb
37. wooohah.comom - September 26, 2007 5:54 PM
Whatever she's still pretty hot. Although I'm not down with her short boy hair cut. It makes her naked scene in "Hotel Chevalier" quite awkward when it should be a thinkg of beauty.
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38. igroovin - September 26, 2007 6:07 PM
naturally pretty girl.
39. Risen Christ - September 26, 2007 6:11 PM
I can almost forgive her for killing me. Almost.
40. adeliza - September 26, 2007 6:12 PM
#12 -actually yes.....
a good movie that she was in with Gary Oldman, Danny Aiello and a French actor. She is very young but it is a Great movie. It's called Leon, and this dude is teaching her to be a hit man. She's only 12. It's a good movie, really. It has substance, blah, blah....I recomend it.
41. adeliza - September 26, 2007 6:13 PM
#12 Actually in the US, the movie is called The Professional. Leon in Europe
42. Starbucks Addict - September 26, 2007 6:13 PM
Pretty girl - very pretty, but the dress is ridiculous.
43. Mugato - September 26, 2007 6:17 PM
Why would there be any stories about her? She went to Harvard while filming Star Wars, probably the hardest acting gig with the most difficult director. She's an example of a child star who is doing just fine and accomplished stuff. Stupid bitch.
44. wedgeone - September 26, 2007 6:17 PM
In Sweden it was released under its real name, "Undertones of Pedophilia".
45. umawwi - September 26, 2007 6:20 PM
Now this is a Jewess that I can stomach - not the nasty Sarah Jessica Parker. Natalie's covering her "12 year old boy body" with a lame dress and showing off her best parts: her legs and face. Nice study break.
46. adeliza - September 26, 2007 6:26 PM
#44
Yup, there was that vibe. But Gary Oldman was da bomb! No pun intended.
47. hollyj - September 26, 2007 6:34 PM
Molly Ringwald called from the set of Pretty in Pink. She wants her home-made dress back.
48. HORNYBOY - September 26, 2007 7:03 PM
MAMA MIA, THOSE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL LEGS!
like ice-cream in a hot desert you crave for after days without water.
49. Jules - September 26, 2007 7:10 PM
Cmon there has to be a better story involved with this chick?
Heroine in the closet?
Threesome with crab infested lovers?
A crotch shot at least.... this is hardly gossip newsworthy... She was a stripped in closer.... no better shots ?
50. Taylor - September 26, 2007 7:16 PM
Pumpkin makeup.. hideous dress, pretty girl... great legs.. but where did she get the bag? Love it.
51. Jules - September 26, 2007 7:18 PM
I actually think she may have picked the bag up from Homeless Hanna who lives on 3rd and MacArthur..I coulda swore I saw her wearing the same fit..
52. casey - September 26, 2007 8:06 PM
Natalie Portman hasn't been on this site in a long time because she's classy and talented and genuinely beautiful. If she was a drug-addicted attention whore who didn't wear underwear and based her identity around whether or not she should get fake boobs, she'd be up on this piece every damn day. Need to get over my Superficial addiction now. :-)
53. sattire - September 26, 2007 8:46 PM
There's a (porn) chick named Cytherea who looks a whole lot like Natalie P. To me she does anyway... but then the mind sees what it wants. Eh.
54. Barbarella - September 26, 2007 8:55 PM
#32 and 45...what's up with the nazi comments? i mean, "jewess"? scary....
55. umawwi - September 26, 2007 9:12 PM
Jewess isn't a Nazi comment - it just means a female Jew.
56. Tom Cruise loves Cock - September 26, 2007 9:48 PM
54,
The reason we christians hate jews is because we believe jews had our messiah, jesus, killed. And in case you didn't know, or were misinformed, Adolph Hitler was a devout christian. Don't believe it? Read Mein Kampf by Hitler. In it he claims to have been doing gawds work.
HTH
57. Frankie - September 26, 2007 10:37 PM
Oh my god, she's a jew?
why is everybody a jew nowadays. there's no escape from them.
the next thing you read on here is how some ugly jew knocked up christina aguilera.
i really liked natalie. but now that i know she's a jew... uhm... no more.
58. Fred - September 26, 2007 10:42 PM
She is a fabulous actress, and good lookin to boot! who give a rats ass what she worships.
59. Haroof - September 26, 2007 10:57 PM
Damn she's friggin beautiful & those legs are amazing.
60. Yes and No - September 26, 2007 11:03 PM
@ 57: You sicken me. Grow up and stop being so ignorant. Show a little class.
61. Xman - September 26, 2007 11:11 PM
She is a godddesss
62. xman - September 26, 2007 11:15 PM
I think she may be the most beautiful thing on earth.
63. xin yi - September 26, 2007 11:16 PM
damn! what a pair of sexy legs i wish i'd that!!
64. xman - September 26, 2007 11:21 PM
I would drag my balls through 3 miles of broken bottles just to suck the dick of the last guy she fucked
65. xman - September 26, 2007 11:22 PM
xin yi i bet your legs are nice
66. FrankieIsATit - September 26, 2007 11:34 PM
@57--you're a mook--no Jew would ever want you. Stick to your own kind.
67. FromOutOfNoWhere - September 26, 2007 11:34 PM
Niiiccccceeeee. Nothing negative about this woman, Now this is a lady whom I would want to spend the rest of my life with. Hey Fish, here's the toss to the only lady with class, grace and beauty to ever grace this site with her presence.
68. JCisCrying - September 26, 2007 11:37 PM
Yeah, Natalie's the "classy" one, sort of like how Ari is the family man on Entourage, and like how Jon Stewart tells the real news that Fox doesn't. Welcome to mindfuck central.
That Natalie is such a class-act, the way she went from promoting pedophilia like in Leon and Beautiful Girls and then grew up and threw her weight behind a noble cause, false-flag terrorism, in V For Vendetta. She sure loves Middle Eastern bullies, too.
Red is the new black, knees are the new arms, which were once the new breasts... And Jews are the new Christians. Welcome to topsy-turvydom!
69. surfy - September 27, 2007 1:24 AM
69, whoooopie
70. LauraE - September 27, 2007 2:03 AM
>> #12 -actually yes.....
>>a good movie that she was in with Gary Oldman, Danny Aiello
>> and a French actor.
The French actor is Jean Reno and by the way, the movie was French too (director Luc Besson, music Eric Serra).
71. tonycatman - September 27, 2007 2:42 AM
Good film : V for Vendetta.
Can't remember if she got her kit off or not. It was the sort of film where is she did decide to disrobe, it wouldn't have been done lasciviously.
The other reason I can't remember if she de-kitted is because she has the body of a telegraph pole.
72. haha1 - September 27, 2007 3:26 AM
Ewww shes so ugly where is she from???
73. sal - September 27, 2007 4:59 AM
Oh come on, she's gorgeous but she can't act worth a damn. That mesmerizing face of hers has blinded all the fanboys to the fact that her line delivery is as wooden and stilted as it gets. I'd cast a piece of cedar over her.
74. TheGreatVanzini - September 27, 2007 5:02 AM
Cute face, but bruised little chicken legs really aren't my bag.
75. Chimichanga - September 27, 2007 6:09 AM
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76. Seriously Hot - September 27, 2007 6:47 AM
Yeah, seriously hot . . .
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/natalie-portman-nude.jpg
77. Primicias - September 27, 2007 7:15 AM
Muy bueno el blog, es uno de los mejores, lo visito a diario y me fascina! Saludos!
78. Buttercup - September 27, 2007 7:43 AM
She is so over rated and boring. She does have nice legs though, but whoop dee doo.
79. FromOutOfNoWhere - September 27, 2007 8:11 AM
hey people don't be hatin. What's all the flaming toward Jewish woman. HOT DAMN FINE PUSSY is HOT DAMN FINE PUSSY no matter what nationality, skin color or religion these woman were born under. As long as they aren't crazy drunk driving, testicle disintegrating, freak dumb asses like Paris Hilton.
80. millie - September 27, 2007 8:15 AM
#57 is a fucking idiot... and no I'm not jewish.
81. Mmmm...Padme - September 27, 2007 9:24 AM
*drools*
82. hey #57 here is a list - September 27, 2007 10:01 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_actors_and_actresses
a lot of celebs are jewish. so are a lot of nobel prize winners, doctors, scientists, comedians.... they are a super smart ( Albert Einstein) and cool race. Such a SMALL percentage of the world, but such great contributors to society. They like money, but who doesn't?? They are just smart and ambitious enough to know how to earn and be successful. People that bash them are just jealous.
83. ZAC EFRON IS A HOT JEW! - September 27, 2007 10:04 AM
Zac efron is also jewish and hot. Ashley tisdale is jewish too, but not as hot:-)
84. Alicia Silversotne is jewish - September 27, 2007 10:13 AM
so is scarlette johansson
85. gerard Vandenberg - September 27, 2007 10:15 AM
It's from now on: Sir Faggot John!! I don't think he sleeps very well lately, although little boy's can help him out!! Faggots are just interested in THREE main things:
- SEX (they don't care with whom, boy or man)
- SEX (parties, as much sex as possible)
- MONEY
86. the other boleyn girl - September 27, 2007 10:18 AM
speaking of scarlette jo, i can't wait for ' the other boleyn girl' !
87. my comment - September 27, 2007 10:23 AM
Ugly dress.
88. Tumescence - September 27, 2007 10:30 AM
I would so rub my penis on the babe in #76's link, which I reproduced here! Mmmm . . . damn, look at those calves!
Then, right in the twat! Ooooh, baybeh!!!
89. Tumescence - September 27, 2007 10:31 AM
Hah! Forgot the link!
90. Oh Nice! - September 27, 2007 10:47 AM
@ 89: Keep up the good work!!! : )
91. Tumescence - September 27, 2007 10:51 AM
I just made a table of 9 nude Natalie's, saved it as an html, and got off! : )
9 of these:
http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/natalie-portman-nude.jpg
Mmmm . . . baaybeh!!! : )
92. lady-croft - September 27, 2007 11:31 AM
She whore to undress so much. America sins and evil. This why you destroyhed soon and we all hates yous. All i know hates you and stupid you are. I crape on your flag and you're spiret is no thing of yesterday.
93. lady-croft - September 27, 2007 12:00 PM
I better than America! I stupid am! I have sex with farm animal! I fuck goat! I no have woman, only like goat! Suck donkey dong! Heehee!
Hey America, want poop in my mouth? Please do! Heehee!
94. igroovin - September 27, 2007 12:11 PM
frankie, she's a telented person. who gives a shit what religion she believes in, or anyone is for that matter. all the racist, terrorist, sexist, greedy, bigots in the world need to find an island, away from everyone else so they can kill and do whatever to each other. get over urselves people.
95. Dorito man - September 27, 2007 12:52 PM
I'd do her. She is very pretty. Beautiful legs too.
96. zsa - September 27, 2007 1:16 PM
She used to look so fashionable and cute. What happened? She's still gorgeous so why is she trying to hide it?
97. Wicked Wendy - September 27, 2007 1:25 PM
I have a ton of respect for this chick...she is talented and actually has a fucking brain ! Think about it. When was the last time you heard of her being involved in any scandal like the rest of the "biz" bimbos? She is too intelligent to get mixed up in her OWN hype!!!
98. Jules - September 27, 2007 1:49 PM
#92 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? If you are going to "attempt" to insult an entire nation of people, or even an entire blog site of commenters, I suggest you learn how to address issues in a way that people understand. Ignorance is bliss tho I guess.
99. FS - September 27, 2007 3:09 PM
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Nothing wrong with her feet...Her big toe is smaller than the second one.. means she a good lover...
simply perfect.
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100. 15piecesofflare - September 27, 2007 3:51 PM
Nice legs for a short girl.
101. 15piecesofflare - September 27, 2007 3:54 PM
PSI: She's still making that rookie mistake of buying high heeled sandals in her normal size. With those, you must buy a half a size smaller to ensure correct fit.
Cheers!
102. MikeyB - September 27, 2007 7:37 PM
Thank god she's never on this site cause she's a class act. I never knew she had legs! w00t!
103. Mr. Mondiago - September 27, 2007 7:43 PM
21, you said that she was sitting by you, but kind of had a bland personality. Do you think that maybe she is a closet intellectual, and was trying to be non-controversial or apolitical?
Because I did see a PBS interview, and it was impressive the amount of composure and apoliticity she had. I think that's the veneer (V for Veneer--just kidding), but who is Ms. Portman, really? If you got to know her, is she strongly opinionated? Does she go out in the middle of the night looking for chocolate or dirty magazines?
Does she have an invisible jet to go with her invisible personhood, or maybe she swims under the waves with the boomers to practice maintaining a small surface profile?
If she stood in Central Park with a few leaves in each hand, and put her arms up, I don't think anyone would notice for about a year.
ps. her clothes are perfectly color coordinated for Fall, whoever picked that outfit probably has a degree in coloriometry--you could split hairs with the precision of that palette. And her hair is just radiant. You know, all those other personal comments are kind of gross, and offensive and vulgar. I don't think making fun of someone's faith center is an accurate or pleasant way to advance the conversation. Not one bit.
104. anonymous - September 27, 2007 7:53 PM
Plenty of people support the moderates and good people in Israel, and Judaism, and that shouldn't be made into an issue, with an actor. There's a huge difference between some right-wing hawk (of most any persuasion) trying to stir up violence, and a gentle, accomplished actor who is trying to represent the nicer side of Judaism, and that reasonable people adhere to that.
105. johnnydorightly - September 28, 2007 3:39 AM
hahhahahha- the 1920's?? oh wait, that's totally boring and not even funny. Will you please get some new writers? I'm embarrassed that I told my friends that this was a funny site. Seriously, make me look better. This is just lame. I'm going to have to tell everyone I know how much this site sucks just to save face.
106. johnnydorightly - September 28, 2007 3:40 AM
hahhahahha- the 1920's?? oh wait, that's totally boring and not even funny. Will you please get some new writers? I'm embarrassed that I told my friends that this was a funny site. Seriously, make me look better. This is just lame. I'm going to have to tell everyone I know how much this site sucks just to save face.
107. FAIL - September 28, 2007 8:59 AM
Fuck off , Perez faggot
108. Dog - September 29, 2007 10:52 PM
thats one pretty face
109. Hugo G. - September 30, 2007 12:40 PM
She looks good, for a jew. :)
110. KINGAWIN - September 28, 2009 3:14 PM
i am so sorry that her parents didn't die in the holocaust fuck of jew
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