Sep 28 2007Mariah Carey thinks people want to look at her

FRIST?

Alright, I won't watch her pee, I'll just stick her head in the toilet when she's finished... and after I've shit in it as well.

Nice big rack

Mariah Carey is WRONG.

damn... she´s so freaking hot. I´d love to f*** this glorious ass.

She puts the chew in voluptuous... oh yeah.

Speaking of bat shit nuts, how is Mariah's life not more closely paralleling Britney Spears?

WTC, don't they have doors on the stalls there? What kind of ghetto-assed bathrooms they got over there????

Oh, that's right, it was VH1

She might be a total nut case, stupid as hell, and an ego maniac, but she is HOT (even though she's old) and can SING.

*feels like doing something violent*

Damn, she's really sucking her stomach in.

Better handlers, #7. And they gotta be enjoying every second of handling it.....

suuure the girl got chops but she seems like one of the most egocentric people going.

It's funny to see how certain people act/think they should act once they reach a certain level of celebrity/notoriety i.e Mariah, Lindsay, Michael Jackson, Britney. It's almost like they believe reality is suspended for them. It must be quite the surreal existance.

Maria is hot. Get over it...

*QUEEF

Mariah has mastered the Timex styling award, keeps a licking-ticking.

Come on lady change the hair at least once a decade eh?

awww, how cute and naive of her bodyguards... they actually still think people care about her...its's not fair, someone should really filll them in.

Mariah is hot and a future wife for me her breast is Fannnnnnnnnnnnnn-tiasic

I'd rather watch her pee than watch her eat.
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Maybe if she wore more appropriate clothes she wouldn't have to spend all of her time sucking in her gut. Just a thought.

maybe its because she is actually a dude and does not want anyone to see her peeing standing up?!!??!?!?!

she was a one eyed one horned flyin purple people eater. la la la la la.

Urination of idiots...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

I don't want to see her pee... but, I'd pay a dollar to watch her poop. Not what comes out, you perv, but her facial expressions.

23- hahaha! It took me 7 minutes to get it, but I got it, nonetheless.

Ok, I admit I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I fail to see the brilliance of her logic. She doesn't want other women to watch her pee, but she's ok bringing in her (I assume) male bodyguards for crowd control???? Did this woman ever go to gym class? It sounds more like she wanted attention than cared who saw her.

On the plus side, it's 2 hours till happy hour. Cheers!

Her dress is purple.

I'm so fucking bored, the one day I'm not up to my eyeballs in paperwork and this is the crap I get??? NEW POST PLEASE.

Oh...nevermind I'm off in 10.

IF Dita Von Teese told me to pee on Mariah then I would, bodyguards or not. Why not post some more Dita pic's. I know this has nothing to do with Mariah. Looking at Mariah pics makes me want to look at Dita pics. Go figure!

Especially pic 6 ..*shudders*.. what a fucking butterface.
Tits or no tits..this whore is a dog and a pyscho on top of that. ...and it appears that she is getting a case of the wonkey eye.

If she sucks in her gut any harder, she's going to give herself a cerebral aneurysm. I hate when average women try to be sexy, esp in nonflattering clothes.

"HEY MARIAH! HOW ABOUT A COURTESY FLUSH?!?!?"

If I knew Mariah Carey was close by, I would purposely NOT look at her because of who she is. I don't give attention whores what they want, which by the way, is attention. Fucking big headed boobie-monster. She looks like a frying pan.

this chick is crazy but man is she fine!! i would take her craziness any day!

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Maybe that's just Mariah's way of saying "I'm getting ready to drop the biggest terd you have ever seen. If I were you I would get out of the bathroom right now!

nice. this old lady is useful as herpes.

i wish i was pretty and rich :(

#36: It's okay. 0 out of 2 ain't bad.

Oh, wait. Yes, it is... That sucks!

Fat retarded mongoloid moon-faced cow. She looks like a melon. WILSONNNNN!

That is one skanky ho, and when I say "one" I'm not counting the other skanky ho that "Pariah" scarfed for lunch and is now digesting in her stomach.

i want to look at her.....that's what i just got caught doing right now...looking at mariah carey.....why is that i feel like i got caught anyway?....something must be wrong here...i just can't put a finger on it. hmmmm

Go easy on the orange tan Mariah.

Anyone who thinks this bitch is 'hot' needs to have their eyes checked and their cock amputated. She looks like Andrew Lloyd Weber spraypainted orange.

Awww. Poor, stupid thing keeps getting her hands tangled in her hair.

@18, Which breast (since you seem to like only one)?

UGH! She looks like a glow worm! (doll from the 80's) - maybe if we squeeze her tummy her face will glow.

At least they got to LISTEN to her pee. I'm surprised there aren't cell phone ringtones of it yet.

How could they watch her pee? Last time I was in a girls bathroom (today)stalls still have DOORS.

Wait what is wrong with me I can't believe I forgot that Mariah is a tranny and in L.A. they have special tranny bathrooms(no offense T.T.) where all sausage packing ladies can whip out their penises in a sparkling, spectacular, stage worthy sequin covered bathroom and watch each other pee into urinals that play Cher's greatest hits!

So why was Mariah so shy about letting Cameron Diaz and Fergie see her big malatto penis I mean they have big wangs too... wait... Cameron and Fergie were the two ladies the bodyguards tried to remove right? I mean who else would be in a hollywood tranny toilet trying to get a look at Mariah's tinkling dinkling?

well, at least she found a dress that fits her for once! This is like the first time since 1999 that I thought she looked attractive.

She's insane though

um what are yall doing here she is FAAAAAAT come back and make fun of me I Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
ATTENTION.

xoxoxoxox

Heidi

In Mariah's case it would be "puss" instead of "pee", because that is the only thing that would come out of Mariah's cooter. Oh, that and "A nice yeasty bread pudding".

@25 hehehe at least you're honest.

urination......hehehe

#23. I don't get it????
somebody EXPLAIN. NOW!

God I hate this bitch. I hate her probably more than I hate any of those other no talent, self absorbed, annoying as fuck celebutards. She seems so full of herself. I hope she ends up obese and destitute. Always reminded me of a yappy, annoying little dog (not that she's little, mind you).

Looks like shes having a hard time sucking all that in.

The only thing I would like to watch Mariah Carey do is spontaneously combust.

I don't want to look at Mariah Carey doing regular things let alone sitting on a toilet. In fact, thats probably on my list of things I'd LEAST like to see in my life.

I bet she had explosive diahrrea and was embarrassed about her uncontrollable anus.

She is nuts but crazy chicks are great fucks so I'd let her consume my sperm and as often as she like too

she needs a makeover, pronto.

ugh....Carey still reminds me of my childhood......she was the inspiration behind George of the Jungle...her cartoon twin

Make that Curious George....ok...i fucked up

Why does always do so many lame poses?

OK Heidi, I'm typing very slowly...

Try this very carefully

You're

A

Nation

Of

Idiots

No, try it again... slowly this time. Sound out all the letters

Oh, never mind. Go show someone your boobs.

can she still sing?????

@9, 38, 41.... are dead on!

But geez, I hate this bitch with her tits popping out all the time and that wanton sexy pose that screams: "Look at me, I'm hot. But please don't touch and don't look." I can't wait for this bitch to go through menopause. She's going to be a raving lunatic without estrogen. I wish she'd cut the sexy goddess crap out and just SING!!!!!!

OK, maybe I'm stupid, but who the hell is Mariah Carey? Is she Jim Carey's sister or wife or something? Oh wait, he spells it differently. So who the hell is she?

Maybe, possibly, she might have something that other women do not?

I met Mariah Carey way back in early 1991 before she was anybody. Her first single was about to be released and Sony was parading her all around. Even back then, she was a bitchy fucking diva wannabe. She acted like everybody should be worshipping her... we had quite a laugh about her "performance" in the office the following day, because everybody thought she was a spoiled bratty bitch.

Someone needs to seriously give this woman a nice swift kick in the snatch!!

My God, everytime I see that girl she puts on 15-20 lbs!

Maybe there's a reason she doesn't want people to watch her pee.....maybe she stands up to pee????????

why doesn't her stylist recommend a fringe? her forehead is huge.
and her eyebrows are munted.
if you have that much money there's no fucking excuse.

She's hot.

Mariah Carey is one big size-queen !

What kind of a self absorbed assclown thinks they have the right to send people into a bathroom to tell the other patrons they need to leave?? Who does she think she is?? The Queen (insert your own punch line here).

WTF? And really, how did the bouncer keep a straight face as he said those famous words 'Ask not what your country can do for you....my bad I meant 'As long as you don't watch Mariah pee'.... that poor bastard has probably had to do some of the most humiliating grunt work known to man....I bet he's picking up tampons all the time at the RiteAid for her spoiled ass!

Well at least we can be thankful she appeared to be clothed for this event.

Oh, and did I forget to mention???

SHE. IS. INSANE!

She swallows.

Obvious transsexual.

Is it just me, or did she steal that dress from Morticia Adams???

You guys are especially witty today, keep it up!

Whats wrong with all of ya? Looks like u guys r the crazy people out there, simply because you replied on this post. Anyway why r all of you so upset, and hatefull.Looks like u haters needs all the help you can get.
Ok, i admit, i love mariah and 80% of the things she does. And it doesnt matter what she does, there will always be people who r haters. You just wish that u can look like her, cause she's hot, and all the men who hates her or her lokks r probably gay, oops.
Get a grip, and get a life, she's making more money than all of you put together, and the sad part is that she's making money cause you suckers buys her cd's.
PLEASE GET A LIFE. THAX

Please learn how to spell.

Its because she has a dick!!! That's why they don't want anyone watching!

I know a woman, who acts like this. It is false.

Ugh, I hate Mariah, she still thinks she in her twenties and she annoys the shit out of me. She is a has been.

Marriah is the hottest thing to ever hit Hollywood. If you don;t wawnt to look at her you are gay. Like, put your penis in a man's butt kind of gay.

Berd~

Wow, why so many apologists for this michelin man? I know plenty of people who hate her singing, and I despised it from the getgo, so so much for her supposed talent. There are millions of youtube videos emulating her awful style, so she should be jailed for crimes against music. She USED to be hott, although I never got the point of her acting like a virgin and a stripper at the same time, but ok.

The fact is that now she looks like a mama who eats too many tortillas and takes too many siestas. If you like tubby, she gives plenty, but she is far from hott as anyone I know defines it. Its actually gonna be fun to watch her really trainwreck as she gets even older and uglier and tries harder and harder through the utter self-delusion.

god damn!!! fake boobs everywhere.