Sep 13 2007Mariah Carey is at the top of her game

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bernadette peters is in one of those pictures...

yesss i finally did it om gosh itz so orgasmic ot br first1!!

fourth ^_^

Nice Rack,

TT do you approve of this outfit?

Ha!

She is one big nasty Amazon woman. And she used to be HOT. Before she ate her last husband.

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Bernadette Peters has the most sexy mouth I've ever seen, I would love to see her sucking a big cock with her beautiful lips.

I pledge allegiance to myself, to always look like a hooker… (picture 9)

Jimbo,
You can never go wrong with pink and black.
I like the outfit and the view it provides.

Oh no Mariah! Next month we're gonna hear she's staring the "The Rural Juror." Ha ha!! anyone?? no??? : /

Nothing says "class" like Mariah Carey. From talented darling with a great voice to total whore in like 6 months. Amazing.

I love Bernadette Peters!!!!! Who told me she died? Gawd I'm an idiot....

a $0.41 cent stamp for a $0.41 cent whore - coincidence?

ps - Hey "lol", being first and actually proud of it hasn't been cool since before Mariah was a hooker.

LOL
In the last 2 pics, what the hell is that on the floor? Is someone trying to take an up-skirt photo, to see if she's wearing pretty panties?

MC was never as hot as she thought she was.

she's cute with her hair that way.

Leave it to Moonface Carey to dress like a hooker at a postage stamp event.

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Someone ought to get the 'no jeans on 80-yr olds' memo to Cindy Adams.

In picture #8 notice the wrinkles on her left inner thigh. Oh well, I would still dig my face in between those thighs.

Oh by the way, Veggi, how's it going?

Jimbo, what's up?

yeah but its FRIED CHICKEN... which she loves.

In other news: Courtney Love chaired the first meeting of the NRA today.

oh, and #1, you're a loser.

Nice thighs... make me hungry. Ham. Now.

Why would they have a celebrity come for a jury duty stamp?

Hey Mikie! where have you been?

There's just something about pic 5 that makes her look super intelligent. I get the feeling that she could fix global warming or even understand the plot of the last Matrix movie. Of course, the feeling isn't exactly in my brain, but I'm going to go with it.

I'd do her......for free stamps.

By the way, does it look like she just passed gas in pic 7? She has the angle, and the woman next to her is covering her nose.

You guys suck! How come you never tell me when there is a new post?!? Here I was, all alone talking to myself on the last post.

Consideration, people, that's all I'm asking for...

JURY FUCKING DUTY STAMPS?!?!?

WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT!!!

FRIST I am going to call you as soon as there is a new post!!!!

No, just tell me on here

Hey FRIST...............

This is a new post.

Did someone say Rural Juror? That was funny

TT, haha very funny...

OK FRIST there is a new post!!!!

I love you last comment on the last post.............

More pink skull and crossbones.........

Um, thats just weird, all around. Isn't this the woman who can't even hold her own can of soda while drinking out of a straw? how'd they get her to unviel something?

i know i'm crazy to say so and all but god i think she's hot. her body is just what i like, full figured, curvy, with a bit of stuff to grab on to...

#36 TT I called her but she just mumbled something about vodka and cheetos and hung up.

At least she wore a vest. She usually just throws on a top, calls it a dress and be done with it.

Mariah and her giant boobs are always a nice thing to see, but the ponytail doesn't work for her.

Mariah's an entertainer/ host/ eye-candy. Who gives a fuck what she does with her work? She's been around for decades and will be around for many more. There are many pop stars who will never be able to hold a candle to her.

Shouldn't you be posting more boring photos of Hayden Panettiere walking around and smiling? That seems to be the big scoop of this site now...

Lamest. Stamp. Ever.

I'm holding out for the Rusty Trombone commemorative stamp.

I'll bet she would be a juicy fuck !

She's hot. These pictures give me a funny feeling in my groin.

@18 Moonface! Perfect! Looks like those mams are turning into some low riding softies. I'd like to bang the girl behind her on the right in pic3. Mmmmm, Librarian type.

That fucking outfit hurts my eyes.

This just in: With the successful launch of the Jury Duty stamp, the US Postal Service announced the next stamps in the collection. In November, they plan to release both the Stuck in Traffic stamp and the Colonoscopy stamp. The post office stated that they planned to have KFed on hand for the colonoscopy unveiling if he can find sufficient funds in his business accounts to cover travel expenses.

More after this break...

The United States federal government should concern itself with a cessation of murdering indigent people in foreign lands using our aircraft carriers abroad, and a cessation of lying about both classified and unclassified documents, and with a cessation of violating people's Constitutional and civil rights domestically and spying on them without warrants, before implying that "We, the [presumed unwashed, irresponsible] People" need to be prompted towards responsible behavior.

The stamp is reprehensible in every regard, implicative, and otherwise. The "Fed" is quickly becoming a tiresome Roman empire. Thank goodness we have Ritalin, Adderal, Prozac, and Depakote to offset the lead in our pipes.

!All hail Emperor Docility!, MMVII ad nauseum

@49
Take your fucking political agenda somewhere fucking else.
Your lame-ass screen name says it all, fucking ass-wipe.

Mmmm... stamps... please, no more, I can't stand it... ohh its so big...

@50 What a dirty dirty mouth you have naughty sissyboy. Somebody aught to give you a hard spanking!

Pssssttt.... Mariah, the girl in the front row of the Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet concert I attended in 1987 called... She wants her outfit back.

Hey, there's a ghost in jeans in #9. Call TAPS.

HA! Niiiiice one ladyjane!

That cow's face is about as wide as fuggin' battleship.

She looks like a chipmunk with a whole tree's worth of nuts stuck in her mouth (no double entendre intended).

She also has big cow eyes.

MOOOOOOOO RIAH.

@52
You're so right, I do need to be punished.
Are you offering to give it to me?
Naked OTK spanking?

Nice rack, but the glitter is for 12 year olds.

I will admit I have a soft spot for Mariah....even if she's off the wall with her butterfly-sexy-trampy-glitteryness she's entertaining....and the girl can sing! the outfit is kinda Jackie O meets the 2007 dancehall lol xoxo

There is a new post FRIST!!!!!!

@57 Queen of Pain is offering her services free for you TT.

Hey, TT, I sent you a My Space friend request.

49 - Move to Iran. Thanks!

@61
When and where. I'm ready for my punishment.

Accepted BunnyButt

@18, I don't mind an old lady wearing jeans ... but WTF is she doing flashing a bit of belly (pic 9) at that age? Ech! Makes me want to skip lunch.

Yikes! Her big boob job matches her big butt and thighs ha!

Damn.....even Kathy Griffin hasn't done Stamp Openings........

I think the old lady in pic 9 flashing the granny belly is actually the corpse of Leona Helmsley.

You're right, I think Kathy Griffin may be up one on Mariah right now.

And thirdly, I believe that the librarian type in the background is... DROOOL.....yum.

This whole event and it's attendees cracks me up!! old woman wearing old navy jeans, showing a glimps of her midriff... Bernadette Peters with her feet buldging out of her shoes... and a giant sexy woman dressed as a sausage... YUM

She needs to lay off of the salt.. her face is so fucking fat and swollen.......that last pic~ her legs look like two sausages about to bust through the casing...... also looks like an ass girdle of somekind she's wearing...

Bernadette Peters there in pic 9 ... LOL this has got to be the first work these two have had in YEEEAARRRRRS....

@64 Come to next years Burning Man and I will make you hurt so good.

Queen of Pain,
Count me in, is it to early to leave now?

Is that Paulina Porizkova behind Mariah in photo #3?

Ugly face, too tight ponytail, FAT. Gross. She always looks like a sausage in a casing. Why does she insist on wearing those tight dresses? They just squeeze all her fat down to her thighs.

Yeah...sorry TT. You have an 11 month wait. Don't worry, it will be worth the wait. I'll make sure you put on a fashion show for us before the S & M begins.

Oh, I just love a fashion show. Fetish and sissy wear I hope.

Queen of Pain,
I'd love to exchange email with you.

She's a hottie. And a hippo. She's a hotpo.

Hey Mariah, there's a drumstick in my pants.

#48 - that was fucking funny. Great imagination there!! LOL.

#74 - it's not that the fat is beign squeezed down to her thighs. the fat was already t here to begin with!!
Perhaps Demi could recommend a good lipo-artist to her. One that will allow 8 humidifiers to be running during the surgery. Because Mimi likes it stuffy like Venezuela you know!
The tits are looking seriously wonky in this outfit - like a couple of summer squash ... squished into some spandex.

(o)(o) Oh Yeah!!!

#81 - more like
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If the site doesn't wonk all the spaces.

Yep - he wonked them. Bastage.

Honestly, this is what celebrities instead of jury duty in NYS, politicians usually don't get off that easy. Celebs are given the option to either serve or come back at another time and do a PR thing to tell ordinary folk how important jury duty is...important enough that they'll do crap like this to get out of it. Mariah most definately got her 40 dollars for serving. That'll buy a lot of KFC.

The oldest bag (of the 3) is NY Post gossip reporter Cindy Adams.

I'd definitly stick fuck her.

Then I'd kill her, or atleast just rip her throat off so she could never sing again...

Eh, scratch all that...

Ok, I'm no fashion expert. But, does the pink sweater with the black dress/pink waist go with the shoes with the RED heels?

Nice Louboutins!

86, those red soles are definitely an issue. But, even if Mariah wore shoes with black or pink soles, there are so many other style problems going on here, it wouldn't matter.

Who is the burn victim in Pic 7&8 ..
and I thought Hemsley was dead...
just wonderin' this shit out loud..... *shakes head*.... doesn't matter anyways.... lol ..

I hate her. She's so full of herself!! DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

she dressed up like a total idiot! *puke*

The funny thing is... she had insured her legs for like, $2 million & they look like absolute shit -- all bruised, beat up & lumpy, kinda like her vajayjay.

Huh. I didn't even know she was still alive much less still had a career. Well if you call unveiling some stamp a career.

That's not an outfit its a fucking sausage casing.

The Postal Service deserved more class for this. Bernedette Peters still looks good enough to fock with her old ass. I would still fock Carey raw though. IN fact, I would get them on the double team - eat one while the other blew me. Then pop them both in the ass with no lube.

why fat people wear tine close?

Mariah will be giving any and all guys who do jury duty the famous Mariah blow job. Mariah will come to your house dressed just as you see her here. When you see her at your door just drop your pants and Mariah will fall to her knees and pleasure your pecker in your doorway. Do not invite Mariah into your house because she will not accept. This is not a relationship it is a thank you for doing your civic duty. You will not need Kleenex either because Mariah swallows.

I'd hit that crazy old bitch and like it!!

She looks good...and you guys just like ragging on her just 'cause. Give me a break.

Is this chick a dyke? has anyone ever seen her wit a guy? Or maybe she is a guy

Each of you would kill to either be or be with Mariah. So she's different. Stick figures and mainstream high fasion are too boring. But I digress. Mariah is immortal and most of you will die alone and forgotten. Go get jobs. The postal service is hiring.