Sep 27 2007Lindsay Lohan stole coke from Steve-O
In case you were wondering how much Lindsay Lohan loves coke, she’ll stoop to hanging out with Steve-O to get it. And by get it, I mean steal it. Steve-O was on Howard Stern yesterday and told listeners about Lindsay’s heist. Page Six reports:
Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
I just thought of a brilliant idea. CIA, listen up, you’ll want to hear to this: Somebody should tell Lindsay Lohan that Osama Bin Laden has a stray bag of blow hanging around - prime for the snatching. She’ll find him in five minutes flat. Bam! Terrorism solved. Whatever few Al Qaeda members are left, I’ll handle. When they come for Osama, I’ll simply flex and the sheer shockwave will send them careening into the cosmos. I really hope someone at the Pentagon is writing this down.
Reader Comments
1. Pud - September 27, 2007 4:26 PM
Thirst!
2. whatever - September 27, 2007 4:27 PM
already saw this on perez
3. fudgie - September 27, 2007 4:31 PM
If that hoover-ass bitch ever stole my shit I'd knock out those recinded rat teeth of hers.
4. steve - September 27, 2007 4:32 PM
cocaine's a helluva drug
5. liz - September 27, 2007 4:34 PM
does anybody actually care???
6. Judy Greer - September 27, 2007 4:39 PM
Terrorism solved.
HA HA HA HA!
Lame comments as usual.
7. Don Boogie - September 27, 2007 4:40 PM
Wait a minute...you mean to tell me that Lindsay Lohan does drugs?!?!? Holy shit, that is one shocking piece of news you guys have broken on your site here.
If you think about it, she was probably so anxious to retrieve her wallet from Steve-O's bathroom because it contained her own stash...she just took the extra blow as "payment for services provided."
8. Me - September 27, 2007 4:41 PM
Just to let you know, I only read this site cause you crack me up. You are hilarious! FYI #2 Perez Sucks.
9. Judy Greer - September 27, 2007 4:41 PM
There are no scoops here...
... just ripped off gossip from other sites and lame commentaries by an idiot.
10. Eat my shorts - September 27, 2007 4:41 PM
If I told her there was some crap on my carpet, she could clean it up with her nose. ha ha.
11. Riotboy - September 27, 2007 4:42 PM
Friends don't steal other friend's drugs, man.
/not suprised.
//hey, hey, hey, smoke weed everyday
12. miss - September 27, 2007 4:44 PM
Awww poor Judy. No sence of humor? Its okay, let it out girl you will feel better.
13. robbyrob - September 27, 2007 4:45 PM
Is this before or after Rehab?
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2240288
14. what the fuck - September 27, 2007 4:45 PM
What the hell is going on?? The superficial guy must be on vacation cuz whoever is writing this crap sucks. It hasn't been funny for awhile now!
15. Super is my hero - September 27, 2007 4:51 PM
Re #14....Maybe you have lost your ability to laugh, or to recognize good humor. The Super has never stopped being funny. I laugh out loud every day. You need to get your funny bone checked.
16. Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) - September 27, 2007 4:54 PM
Judy Greer is a lame bitch....ha! ha! ha!
17. Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) - September 27, 2007 4:55 PM
ps....The Super is my hero, too! I love the way that whoever rights this is soooo funny and sarcastic! Right on #15!!!!
18. Super+Me=Love - September 27, 2007 5:01 PM
You go #15!!!! Super rocks my socks!!! #2 and #9 can suck a big fat penis. And when I say suck a big fat penis, I mean die.
19. freakwad - September 27, 2007 5:02 PM
perez DOES suck. i hate him. lohan is a nasty whore. look at her sucking down that red bull... she's the ugliest piece of trash i've seen in a while.
20. whatever - September 27, 2007 5:05 PM
i hate perez too, but at least he posts more than four times a day, bitches.
21. jacknasty - September 27, 2007 5:06 PM
Who cares about Steve-O anymore? I mean nobody ever really gave a shit about him, but his fifteen minutes are so far over its not even funny.
How is the fact that she signed a release proof she stole anything? It's proof she was at his house, and I'm sure she did steal coke...but he can't prove it and is only saying this crap to get the PR he is desperate for because nobody cares what he staples to his ass anymore
22. TEAM PEREZ!!!! - September 27, 2007 5:08 PM
TEAM PEREZ!!!!
23. Rip Rectum - September 27, 2007 5:17 PM
Team Perez! Poop-shute lovers unite! Let's all be breathlessly gay!
24. ssdd - September 27, 2007 5:27 PM
Hmm ... wonder who Mr. Ed stole it from??...
Perez Hilton?... Are you kidding?.... To hell with that low life fat fucker Perez.
25. Judy's a loser, too - September 27, 2007 5:34 PM
Judy, since you think the site and those of us who post comments suck, why are you here? I'd like to point out that YOU post here, too, so you must also suck.
26. cookie monsta - September 27, 2007 5:54 PM
isn't this one coming out of rehab this weekend? thanks the lawd, I'm so fkn sick of Britney's fkups, it must be Blowjobs turn !!
27. FishOK - September 27, 2007 5:59 PM
The Fish dude is ok. You, however, Miss Judy be aware: I have told Lindsay Lohan that you hide coke up that crack you pee through. Please be aware that some time tonight while you are sleeping you may be woken up by a female snorting at your slit. This girl is not kinky she thinks she'd gonna get high. So enjoy the tender moment and then LEAVE.
28. lil princess - September 27, 2007 6:03 PM
perez is a fat fucking creep with horrible hair and a fucked up face. if you all love him so fucking much... by all means... please go to his site and stay the fuck off the fish.
29. diddleysquat - September 27, 2007 6:32 PM
I'm no psychic, but I'm guessing that we're going to be seeing a story about Steve-O getting busted for coke possession pretty soon...
Way to go Steve-O, admit that you keep a stash of coke laying around...DUMBASS!
30. Danklin24 - September 27, 2007 6:40 PM
Did Steve-o just totally make up that term on the spot? Ive never heard it before. Didnt anyone ever tell this guy to secure his blow, especially when blow-han is over.
31. MikeyB - September 27, 2007 7:24 PM
How does she even get casted in a movie? I mean seriously, she's a blow slut, and it really shows. I guess she's banging every exec in town, of course I feel sorry for the exec's cause they would need to sandpaper their schwang after.
32. Boba Fett - September 27, 2007 8:10 PM
Step 1: Purchase cocaine
Step 2: Get in rehab with Lindsay
Step 3: Have freaky circus sex in bathroom stall
Step 4: Sell video from hidden camera and get rich
33. xin yi - September 27, 2007 11:33 PM
she looks like a 30 year old woman!
34. starscanfrighten - September 28, 2007 12:56 AM
I agree with #5 - liz.
Does anybody care about this skank?
35. sirius - September 28, 2007 2:33 AM
Did anyone catch this interview on Howard Stern
Steve-O is insane and talks about partying hard/ being up for days on pcp, meth, and whipits N2O
awesome interview
36. hlcno - September 28, 2007 10:47 AM
Wait whats more surprising, Lohen stealing coke or that Howard is still on the air.. hoo hoo robbbbbbbbbbinn
37. Matthew - September 28, 2007 11:26 AM
Hohan is at it again
38. herbiefrog - September 29, 2007 3:28 PM
hoovering...
we had to drop some powder on the carpet
in order to hoover it up
why ?
to eliminate lowlifes : )
39. mess - September 30, 2007 1:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYO6dK2-6c4
lindsay is a naughty girl.
40. Tom - September 30, 2007 8:57 AM
This whore is only good for sucking up drugs and sucking dicks anyways. I probably wouldn't let her herpes riddled tongue near my cock, but I'd probably still titty fuck her if I had the chance.
41. Nick - November 12, 2007 10:18 PM
Someone should leave a small bag of Dr Scholls laying around her house and see what happens.
42. john - May 7, 2009 8:18 PM
howard stern is a great american and the best radio personality i have heard
besides peety green